I really like Stroheim for the great laugh. Hol Horse, Proscuitto, and Risotto for their roasts New Pucci should've had a unique line about removing his sight discs or something like that - missed opportunity fr
@@Wandering_Weeb Oh, yes, this is from a videogame: All Stars Battle R, in which every character has an insult line to Josuke's hair. There are other details, like Joseph has a "now you'll say..." to every chatacter in the game. This video just kinda animated the situations
And just like that, Josuke, through sheer force of will and pure violent rage was able to solo literally every jjba character that has been animated so far.
Y'know, in an alternate timeline, if Josuke's gimmick was dissing others' hair instead of getting his pompadour dissed, he'd be right like nearly 100% of the time
Giorno saying, _"My hair obviously puts yours to shame"_ is like telling Josuke, *_"My Piano is obviously better than your Piano."_* which is just wrong.
@@Gunnin_yadown clearly you haven't been listening to josuke's theme very much. you're definitely the kid who only listened to popular meme songs and claim they're better than most songs they don't even listen to that doesn't receive as much attention.
Could you make more of this with characters that aren’t in ASBR? I even have a few ideas! Examples: Bruford: To think we have this kind of nonsensical haircut in the future, I wish I could have stayed dead. Tarkus: I will crush this ridiculous hair to get it off my sight! Straizo: What odd hair. Tonpetty: This kind of hair is not allowed in my school. Straizo (Part 2): I wonder if that disgusting hair will remain intact after I sucked out your blood. Santana: What a strange hair. N'Doul: I must have become blind by staring at your hideous hairstyle. Alessi: De-aging you won’t bring back the popularity of your lame haircut! Rubber Soul: DO YOU UNDERSTAND? Your hairdo sucks! Formaggio: I will shrink down and rip off your ugly hair! Gwess: I will shrink you down so no one will ever see your ugly haircut ever again! Joshu: Look at your hairstyle! And people say mine is weird!
@@rubenrubio6875 Devo:Is your head possessed by some kind of disease? J.Geil:How can you even look in the mirror? Abacchio:Reminds me to never let my stand take your appearance.
@@yan13502 Nice! If a video related to ASBR and Josuke hair insults is released, I do plan to add yours to my list! I will make sure to say my list is a combination of my and other people's ideas, including yours. ;)
As great as these interactions were, I would've loved a version that included the *actual* insults alongside these. We're missing Rohan and Part 4 Jotaro...
I wish Pesci got to insult Josukes hair too, but I think hes be self-aware enough to understand he's got no right to make fun of others for how they look
Bucciarati noticed the true power of josuke's hairstyle (And jolyne's quote can be seen as a compliment even tough we know it's meant to be the opposite)
Now is the time for BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN. Poor Josuke, bullying his hairs is not cool. He has no control over them after he met the car pushing guy with cow poo hair
Ima make my own insults for the main cast Jonathan: That hairstyle is very improper Dio: Did you by chance put the stone mask on your hair Joseph: *hysterical laughing* Caesar: I wouldn’t even dare to think of touching such and ugly hairstyle Esidisi, Wamuu, Kars: how primitive Jotaro: Is your hair by chance a stand DIO: It appears humanity has devolved since my defeat Josuke: … Kira: If I’m caught seen with you and that hairstyle then my quiet life will come to an end Giorno: ah… a worthy opponent Diavolo: I am going to skip past the time of me looking at that hair Jolyne: *copies it with stone Free’s string and mocks him* Pucci: that hairstyle was truly made in hell Johnny: this round about journey is becoming too much for me… Valentine: please don’t tell me your American Gappy: your hair looks weird 👁️👄👁️ but at least it’s not as bad as Joshu’s Tooru: ahh… so calamity has already struck on your hair Jodio: Don’t worry my bro can fix whatever the fuck that is on your head
Which one’s your favorite insult?
I liked the risotto one
I like how Trish was terrified by his hair
I really like Stroheim for the great laugh. Hol Horse, Proscuitto, and Risotto for their roasts
New Pucci should've had a unique line about removing his sight discs or something like that - missed opportunity fr
Prosciutto lol
Pucci
Okay but like prosciutto's insult was cold
"I'd turn you old, but your hair's already out of date"
IKR 😭😭🤣🤣
That got me dead lmao
Yeah I felt that one on his behalf
Prosciutto is going to have a much worse fate than when he fought Bruno
Even risotto himself ready to give some razors and scissors for changing josuke's hair style.
Really just reminds me that I preferred Part 3 Jotaro's insult for Josuke's hair from Eyes of Heaven. Shit was brutal.
Josuke: *No one insults my hair!*
Every Jojo character: Hold my pose.
I love how kakyoin polanerff and koichi were the only that were nice about it
The only person Josuke will spare is Koichi
Josuke can understand animals when they insult his hair
I alone wait for "CRAZY DIAMOND, DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARA DORAAA!!! "?
Even a dog insults his hair
My Insult If I Had To: When your an adult, I don't think your wife and kids would be prepared for this
Doppio is the only one who didn’t insult him😊
You know that Josuke is gonna to go on an absolute murder spree after this video, vampires & time stop & resetting the universe be damned.
As hilarious as this video is,I can't blame Josuke for being mad,dude got insulted even by his own father and grandmother 💀
His father TWICE.
Everone died after that video
@@yan13502 Lol
Even animal insults his hair 💀
Oh not only that-
His father insulted him TWICE and so did Dio
At least Kakyoin and Polnareff were more respectful about it
Also shigechi is in no place to judge anyone's hair
Also koichi
Judging by Polnareff trying to be nice, I agree
how? they threatened to cut it or said theirs is better
@@thepotatoofheaven
Kakyoin said his is better but didn't make fun of him
Polnareff didn't threaten
He offered a haircut
Wammu was also respectful
Dio and Joseph really had to insult his hair twice 💀
Diavolo also insulted Josuke's hair twice
@@iblemairplayz6351 Oh ye forgot about Part 6 Diavolo
Dio: 💀
Jotaro
,
2:08 bro's hair looking like a devil fruit stfu 💀
Aokiji is drooling rn
Aokiji prolly ate this man (pause)
Bakugou Insults Josuke’s Hair
It looks like the Sara Sara no mi
@@c-4in04ayo what
i feel so bad for josuke, bro got insulted by his own father and grandmother, EVEN BY A FRICKING DOG 💀💀💀
by literally himself too
@datboidallas2620 lol no. Jotaro’s is more normal than his, when the hat is off.
Momentarily forgot abot Lisa Lisa there
2:19 Another one of Diavolo's canon deaths
Diavolo died so these insult is canon now
Risotto is so kind, he even offered josuke free razors and scissors for him to get rid of the hairstyle ☺️
He said he would make any amount of razors, *Any*
1:22 Okuyasu, But you LITERALLY HAVE the same hairstyle!!!!
Ya know, like 95% of the cast have *no* right to insult his hair
Only Josuke can say that his hair is ugly, which then he would kill himself
Kakky falls into that 5% without a doubt
Shigechi all the way.
@@ee-sm8eyKakyoin, Yukako, Fugo...
@@yellowgetbright Kars-sama is also another great example, that man was created to become a god of L'Oreal ads
The question isn't who has the coldest insult...
*It's who actually survives Josuke?*
Fr tho 😂
Jotaro, Kira*, DIO, Giorno, Pucci, Bucciarati, Diavolo
Those are the only ones I can reasonably see defeating a raging Josuke.
Weather report, giorno , Jolyne (arguable) , ultimate Kars, vanilla ice
@@BadakBizarreStudiosargue with you with all of them besides Jolene
@@anoon- kira almost died to injured josuke
It's always funny to me how Trish despises Josuke's hair *with passion.*
She straight up hates it. It's existence makes her uncomfortable
She sounded like she was forced to say it and was scared out of her life 💀
@@tequilajosephlover funny enough, the original Va in eyes of heaven just straight up laughed at his hair.
Wait it's not just random lines but actually make sense?
@@Wandering_Weeb Oh, yes, this is from a videogame: All Stars Battle R, in which every character has an insult line to Josuke's hair. There are other details, like Joseph has a "now you'll say..." to every chatacter in the game.
This video just kinda animated the situations
@@PrixtoTNT the devs really know how to troll poor Josuke lol
1:12 DIO is the best one-liner😂
Now there’s gotta be a “Everyone gets beat up by Josuke”
@sakatagintoki6757 7 page dora
Everyone gets some DORARARARA
Ngl I actually want it now
Pucci can handle it
Everyone beside jotaro
RISOTTO OFFERING TO GIVE HIM SCISSORS- 💀
2:32 Plot twist, Weather just wanted to ask Josuke if he accidentally use his stand against him and wanted to apologize.
I hope so because he's the one to talk about Josuke's hair.
@@ms.tammuz3834 That thing on his head isn't hair, its a hat
Its a Jamiroquai reference
@@senabecool7232 oh ok it looked like his hair for a second. And considering Jojo's i thought it was.
Josuke then proceeded to murder the entire cast of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
0:55 even iggy insulted his hair😭😭💀💀
Giorno: "My hair obviously puts yours to shame."
Josuke: *"My Piano WILL put yours to shame."*
Josuke: *It's time to Crazy Diamond Requiem*
*fails to hold the requiem arrow*
If Jonathan had to insult anyone's hair, he would apologize for it.
Imagine they fighting and Jonathan like:Damn sorry lad my hamon did your Hair crazy
you know its bad when even the most gentleman doesnt apologize when he insult you
I love how he ponders the outcome of his hamon hitting House's hair.
He's not rude bro is just testing his powers 😂
And just like that, Josuke, through sheer force of will and pure violent rage was able to solo literally every jjba character that has been animated so far.
2:16- 2:18 Fucking Nero got me. "I'll give you everything you need just please, please get rid of that hair!" I don't know why that got me so much.
1:31 ain’t no way he’s talking about josukes head 💀
"You got a weird head" -🐡
1:32
@@gleove11:31
I guess Rohan is absent because Josuke've already beat him to death
01:31 He insulting someone whe have hair while he self don't have...
He said weird head not hair
@@RohitchaharXD this is very worst💀
Yukako just saying "your hair sucks" without any intent to provock is somewhat hilarious
Y'know, in an alternate timeline, if Josuke's gimmick was dissing others' hair instead of getting his pompadour dissed, he'd be right like nearly 100% of the time
1:45
Bucciarati: **insults josuke hair**
Josuke: Shut Up! DORA!
Bucciarati: YES! I AM!
2:02 DAMN that was hard
Others: wtf with your hair lmao
Risotto: I can help you if you want
Kakyoin and giorno: my hairstyle > your hairstyle 🗿🚬
Every JoJo character: insults Josuke's hair.
Josuke: A pile of corpses it'll be.
I like how nice Koichi is when he says it
he is reliable
Polnareff offered to style it for him
the only ones that i allow to speak is kars his magnificent hair lets him insult without any problems
crazy that almost everyone in JoJo is talking about MY beautiful than theirs.
the disrespect in this video was almost astonishing.
yeah """"beautiful"""" hair
@@FormalShadow
*what did you just say about his
hair??* 💥2:47
How is it hanging uncle?
tf is that hair lol
*other universe insult*
@@JoutaKujo1994 Did Jotaro-san have a child?
Ya know, Okuyasu has no right insulting Josuke when they have the same exact hair style. It's just that Okuyasu has it less extreme than Josuke
I think Josuke has long hair which is probably why It's so big. Plus the Joestars have really thick hair.
I mean, Okuyasu wasn't insulting him
Giorno saying, _"My hair obviously puts yours to shame"_ is like telling Josuke, *_"My Piano is obviously better than your Piano."_*
which is just wrong.
Some pianos are better then other pianos
@@GreyGhostBreyers and Josuke's Piano starts playing gloriously afterwards.
@@Jo-Wilbe-Dinaand giorno plays it better, anyways.
@@Gunnin_yadown clearly you haven't been listening to josuke's theme very much. you're definitely the kid who only listened to popular meme songs and claim they're better than most songs they don't even listen to that doesn't receive as much attention.
Both themes are good 🗿🗿🗿
Prosciutto and risotto got the best insults while jolyne insult sounds more like a compliment
Josuke kills the jojo universe
“I’d turn you old, but your hair’s already out of date” got me 😂
1:31 You have absolutely no right to say that by looking at your head
shigechi got drippy head
Shigechi is a walking humanoid durrian
Finally, an actual video instead of polls
true, bro promised all time related stands showdown but its still missing
“I’d turn you old but that hairstyle is already out of date”
That’s just so brutal
Prosciutto tho that was something else 💀💀
This video needs a part 2 showing Josuke giving everyone a beatdown.
The fact that Josuke can understand what Iggy is saying is Abyssmal 😅
Also, Josuke’s hair looks like a boot-
1:31 look who’s talking☠️
Nah not Shigechi saying josuke has a weird head 😭
It's so in character for Joseph to insult his son's hair😅
Josuke about to have a whole villain arc
Ghiaccio and Josuke with them pissed would be goofy
The one I like are Fugo just getting mad at josuke and Trish sounding like she is afraid of his hair.
The only people that will live is Jonathan, DIO, Jotaro and Pucci
Plus Tooru and Funny Valentine
Could you make more of this with characters that aren’t in ASBR?
I even have a few ideas!
Examples:
Bruford: To think we have this kind of nonsensical haircut in the future, I wish I could have stayed dead.
Tarkus: I will crush this ridiculous hair to get it off my sight!
Straizo: What odd hair.
Tonpetty: This kind of hair is not allowed in my school.
Straizo (Part 2): I wonder if that disgusting hair will remain intact after I sucked out your blood.
Santana: What a strange hair.
N'Doul: I must have become blind by staring at your hideous hairstyle.
Alessi: De-aging you won’t bring back the popularity of your lame haircut!
Rubber Soul: DO YOU UNDERSTAND? Your hairdo sucks!
Formaggio: I will shrink down and rip off your ugly hair!
Gwess: I will shrink you down so no one will ever see your ugly haircut ever again!
Joshu: Look at your hairstyle! And people say mine is weird!
Dire: Your hair is so thick, its almost as defensive as my Thunder Cross Split Attack
@@cheems3625 Nice! What about the others?
For example:
Devo the Cursed
Midler
J.Geil
Anjuro Katagiri
Abbachio
@@rubenrubio6875
Devo:Is your head possessed by some kind of disease?
J.Geil:How can you even look in the mirror?
Abacchio:Reminds me to never let my stand take your appearance.
N'Doul would be more like:What is that strange thing on your head? Did you hide some hideous weapon?
@@yan13502 Nice! If a video related to ASBR and Josuke hair insults is released, I do plan to add yours to my list! I will make sure to say my list is a combination of my and other people's ideas, including yours. ;)
I love how every single insult describes either the stand ability of the character or their personality and attitude
Josukes hair be lookin like a chess board, hold up, someone's walking up to my house...
Josuke's anger: 📈
Finally a video. How long did it take you to edit this?
around 5 days probably
when he means 5 days he doesnt mean 1 hour eaach day. he means 5 days.
Josuke getting crazy diamond over heaven with this one 🔥🔥
"a hair not even a mother could love" -dad
0:35 I’m shocked you didn’t use the eyes of heaven line
Phantom Blood
0:00 Jonathan
0:03 Speedwagon
0:12 Dio (part 1)
Battle Tendency
0:13 young Joseph
0:16 Caesar
0:20 Stroheim
0:25 Lisa Lisa
0:28 Wamuu
0:30 Esidisi
0:33 Kars
Stardust Crusaders
0:36 Jotaro
0:39 Avdol
0:42 old Joseph
0:47 Kakyoin
0:52 Polnareff
0:55 Iggy
0:59 Hol Horse
1:05 Mariah
1:08 Vanilla Ice
1:11 Dio (part 3)
Diamond is Unbreakable
1:16 Koichi
1:22 Okuyasu
1:26 Yamagishi Yukako
1:30 Shigechi
1:34 Otoishi Akira
1:39 Kira Yoshikage
Golden Wind
1:41 Giorno
1:44 Bucciarati
1:46 Mista
1:49 Narancia
1:53 Fugo
1:56 Trish
2:01 Prosciutto
2:06 Ghiaccio
2:12 Risotto
2:20 Diavolo
Stone Ocean
2:21 Jolyne
2:24 Hermes
2:27 F.F
2:31 Weather Report
2:35 Anasui
2:40 Pucci
yes! yes! yes! yes! YES!
2:46 Enraged Josuke
I'm dissapointed that theres no josuke insulting josuke's hair
After that everone died
Pesci is a real G, he aint gonna insult a homies drip like that
" talking iggy isnt real he is cant hurt you"
Talking Iggy: 0:55
Josuke can hear people thinking shit about his hair.
Iggy talks in the Anime tho
He just doesn't move he's mouth, that's all
@@Hongsebaoshii mean he is NOT speaking in japanese. Language.. Or we can call it "dog language" but basically Iggy just not talking
@@davisbg9277 Ah i see lol
Then he Dora all of them at once and Jojos history is no more just josuke bizarre adventures
As great as these interactions were, I would've loved a version that included the *actual* insults alongside these. We're missing Rohan and Part 4 Jotaro...
There is the insult of jotaro but Instead of saying it jotaro of part 4 says jotaro of part 3
everybody gangsta until josuke says "crazy diamond over heaven act 5 bites the dust requiem go beyond"
2:27 i dont think bro can talk
I wish Pesci got to insult Josukes hair too, but I think hes be self-aware enough to understand he's got no right to make fun of others for how they look
Wdym by that? Pesci got that unparalleled pineapple drip, he has every right to insult shoesuke
Bucciarati noticed the true power of josuke's hairstyle
(And jolyne's quote can be seen as a compliment even tough we know it's meant to be the opposite)
everybody's a gangster untill baldjo insults josukes hair
0:25 typo "wrost"
Now is the time for BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN. Poor Josuke, bullying his hairs is not cool. He has no control over them after he met the car pushing guy with cow poo hair
1:37 is that, is that a david bowie reference
I love the other Jolyne one that’s like “I’ve seen drag queens with better hair!”
0:42
Says the father himself
2:47 не хватает небольшой сценки где он всех избивает из за их слов
Josuke: WTF DID YOU ALL SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!!?
And we need the sequel of jouske beating up everyone all at once, and a 30 min extended version too
Josuke is filled with so much rage, hes gonna fix the earth
Crazy thing is, Josuke packs up most of these characters, but definitely not everyone
2:02
This guy took the cake
Ima make my own insults for the main cast
Jonathan: That hairstyle is very improper
Dio: Did you by chance put the stone mask on your hair
Joseph: *hysterical laughing*
Caesar: I wouldn’t even dare to think of touching such and ugly hairstyle
Esidisi, Wamuu, Kars: how primitive
Jotaro: Is your hair by chance a stand
DIO: It appears humanity has devolved since my defeat
Josuke: …
Kira: If I’m caught seen with you and that hairstyle then my quiet life will come to an end
Giorno: ah… a worthy opponent
Diavolo: I am going to skip past the time of me looking at that hair
Jolyne: *copies it with stone Free’s string and mocks him*
Pucci: that hairstyle was truly made in hell
Johnny: this round about journey is becoming too much for me…
Valentine: please don’t tell me your American
Gappy: your hair looks weird
👁️👄👁️ but at least it’s not as bad as Joshu’s
Tooru: ahh… so calamity has already struck on your hair
Jodio: Don’t worry my bro can fix whatever the fuck that is on your head
I love how angry Fugo is
I like 1:26 the best 😃
Josuke:earth it disappeared