Your builds are TERRIBLE! Let's fix them. - Sunday Roast
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
- Zizaran reviews viewer builds in a COMEDY and SATIRE show, for entertainment purposes. These builds are viewer-submitted and entirely opt-in.
These builds are made for Path of Exile 3.25 Settlers of Kalguur.
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As always: this show is satire and every participant is self submitted and opt-in.
how do i send u a build to enter need some help but ill take the roast for some help ;D
Yeah where to submit my build is so bad and I don't understand why . Love these video they help alot
how do we input our builds for this
@@DfeatKid my build is good i think i have like 280 hrs in the game been playing a long time not much till the last 2 leagues and i have a molten strike of the zennith build its pretty insane first build ive been proud of
stop being a lazy mouth. Lift your tongue up when you talk, there are so many mush mouth things going on in all of your videos
im dead when he said budget 5-9 div, with headhunter on
The fact that the last guy is lv96 with a 5k max hit is crazy! Dude is a SURVIVOR
i love how ziz "tries" to be mean and is still an absolute sweetheart.
Doing his best to be bad guy. But he is not...bad guy
I was thinking the same. He does a pseudo mean comment and immediately justifies the build creator's PoV coming up with excuses lol. Super cute
Moment I saw a Two Hander on Glad I knew it was Joever
Bruh. Krip was doing 2h bleed sunder on glad till 90+ something.
It's not jover, NOTHING is joever!!!!
John Rambo- Probably...............
2h glad is alright but you certainly feel like a clown missing out on the OP lucky block.
That streamer client alteration on the life flask was op.
"Skibidi Treeside no cap fr fr" -Zizaran
**roasts someone for 6 minute maps**
Me: **looks away whistling**
The six minute map quip did hit close to home!
27:00 "cursed gloves that you cant take off" that would be cool mechanic, you get few of the affixes shown but you have to ware them and kill mobs to unveil the rest but the catch is that u cant unequip them until you finish all of the unveils.
Ahaha good I am not sharing my build, while leveling my AG gem I've got the body armour suggested for necro build and equipped it, and later realized it should be for AG and not me lol
At least you realized it :)
It's too late, you are the AG now.
that last guy had a puzzling poe. and that gigachad makes it to 96 with 5k phys max hit. crazy respectable
I don't know if you've ever seen the "boom roasted" skit from The Office but this felt an hour long version of that lmfaoo
19:00 "there is actually a good reason for why people-- what the fuck", cracked me up while sorting my stash
That first guy~
I wanted to yell out "swiper!, no swiping!!!."
was using this as backround noise while farming...Jesus full attention on the jewel look up tech. had no idea THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
Phys as Chaos with negative chaos res broke me :D
As someone who is blasting with cyclone of tamult and not seeing it paired with shockwave shot up my blood pressure.
I know nothing about cyclone builds, but the guy did have shockwave linked with cyclone in the video. You can rest peacefully now :D
Omg the roast of teaching a player with headhunter how to roll flasks
i might not be as bad at build crafting as i thought
there is a line in the calcs tab of pob that shows you all stat requirements :D
I love how Ziz discovers how hard it is to actually feel tanky on a Cyclone build hh, as a long time Cyclone enjoyer i felt for that guy
I still use taste of hate on every build regardless of life. Enchant it with “use when you take a savage hit” easy.
2.5 million damage “you’re damage is pretty low” what the fuck lol
Most people be trying to kill the boss before it can oneshot them 5 times lol.
How do we submit these builds? I would love to have my build be torn apart.
Pressing 0 with differing rhytms over and over again is pretty fun
My guess for the foil HH build: That guy bought 100div with real money. It's super obvious, just a bit too much on the nose for a trolling attempt, it's 2024 this kinda trolling would be super unoriginal. That player bought
I love these! wish you woud do more but I know why you don't. x
EDIT: after watching the entire vid, I prfer the build help, then Sunday Roast. Maybe jsut do those instead ? :) x
So I'm not one of the participants but I'm also playing a Cyclone of Tumult build which is basically the same as the last guy and I had a similar problem but I had a ton of damage, was just struggling to stay alive. I ended up dropping my abyssus for a rare helmet with more chaos res and stuff. POB says I went up 40k on ehp and 4k on my phys max hit. Def feeling way tankier in maps, just have to test Delving right now but looks promising. Thanks for the video ziz.
I may be able to explain the first build's gold flask. The stun affix is probably incidental. Doesn't want to reroll it and lose the Alchemist prefix. He may use it when opening chests, particularly Blight pustules or Expedition chests, or before lootsplosions from Blight, Incursion, and Delve. None of which actually works from what I've recently been told.
I use a gold flask for the increased gold drops as I've heard rarity effects gold drops
Using a build which runs Brutality while using a headhunter is kinda criminal
56:07 that belt tho
the first guy if he just rerolled chieftain all his problems would be solved lol
Man I tought my Firestorm of Pelting Poison Occultist was bad.
What is your build??? I know you’re saying it’s bad but that sounds really cool
I can't take this seriously without your special hat.
How does one submit themselves for one of these roasts? I'm sure my 3 week old first character, level 90 deadeye might be entertaining
With the currency auction house there's no reason anyone should be poor. Tattoos are great income, I made two divs off a singlf tattoo from a shipment. Delirium orbs are good steady income too.
Market board is a god send. Cant wait for gold to be only for market board so i never run out.
The only people with that excuse is those suffering on console. You might as well be in ssf there.
I think anyone complaining about being poor this league isn't aware that the currency exchange exists. Every other day I clean the random scarabs out of my couch cushions and get 2-3 divs.
I love the amount of disclaimers that it's all in genuine fun! People need to relax..
hooly the second build ICANT
you know your build has issues when ziz is speechless 😅
How do we submit a build for you to rip apart, yet make better?
Where do I go to opt in. This is my first league and I’m wondering how I get better boss damage out of my build. Mapping is really nice but t17 bosses take so long
How can we get in on this; do you pick some on stream or do we submit in advance?
Any reason why half-instant or full-instant divine flask and not low life instant? I personally run low life instant and I find it to be really nice. if I'm low, it save my, and if I'm just fighting a degen it keeps me close to full
"you look like you play the game slowly" savage
My guess for the foil HH build:Damn that's a conundrum. My 1st guess was: That guy bought 100div with real money. It's super obvious, just a bit too much on the nose for a trolling attempt, it's 2024 this kinda trolling would be super unoriginal.
But by admiting to not being an experienced player and not following a guide, this dude would pretty much admit to rmt in front of a huge audience. Ziz easily is among the top 5 PoE creators in terms of views, he might be #1 idk but that doesn't matter. What matters is that this guy is either some kind of next level idiot, or a master troll because he trolled a guy who basically lives in Wraeclast.
Everything Explained was promised for this league and yet we still have nothing. 😔
Funny part is, this last build at 42:00 I know exactly what build guide he followed and it's such a bait. the guide is so bad, most of this guy's builds aren't good at all.
i got baited by this exact build in affliction, had to reroll into cold sst raider xd
Mr Streamer using 2 granite flasks to fix max hit for the last guy, smart ;)
this is some of the best poe content ever, its so funny seeing these builds
How can I trade having a char being SSF? Do I have to go Ruthless?
will never understand why people submit level 88 build that just ran their first few white maps with leveling gear
Ress capped through Bismuth :DDDD
How can someone submit their build for satirical roasting? :3
How do I submit myself to be reviewed?
How in the hell is the Slayer a higher level than me
2nd guy has 62% inc life on tree how was that not mentioned
Can we roast Ziz as he does not know how to use PoB?
/s of course
How do you submit for this?
Ziz always roasts for being low on max hp. Whenever I’m in a map and pick up a massive shrine with inc effect and see that my max hp goes into the mid to high 5Ks I think to myself “hell yeah my regular max hp is so good”
HH no 6L is wild
The amount of disclaimers needed in 2024 is crazy
Also small tip that would help a lot of the ppl on here. Invest 2 to 3 div in t13+ blight maps, upgrade to teal, then everything above that up to crimson, sell all oils your not using and after the 60ish maps you'll get from that investment you'll have 10+ div to re invest into either your build or more maps, then repeat
Please don't use this strategy anyone. 60 blight maps is 300 minutes-5hours. 8 div profit in 5 hours is the worst ratio ever. Running scour and go T1 maps will give you better results
@haich34 granted yes but at the same pt you can do it naked so who cares how scuffed the build is lol
Might be the worst strat ive ever seen, if your build is so bad u cant farm yellow maps at least, you need a build guide. Doing either harvest or essence with that same investment is miles better and u get gold to do shipments which net u a few divines. It aint hard to not be that poor
@@haich34 no it won't. Majority of the poe playerbase doesn't even get 1 div per hour. I agree that that strategy is garbage, but reddit and streamer numbers are super inflated any strategy that actually nets 1 div per hour is really good for normal players 2 per hour is a godsend. Imho a simple do some blight and blighted maps was better advice
Imo almost any strategy except blight basically will be dependant on build i was farming essences on red maps all league and my divines per hour slowly crept up as i upgraded my charachter and could cram in more maps per hour with less deaths to the exodia essences you sometimes encounter.
as someone who did a shit cyclone build as a league start and played blight how the fuck is that guy poor you only need 50 atlas passives to get blight fully online and then you spend most of your time afk in blighted maps
More of this please :D
Love the long form content
Where can I send my character?
I had 8 skippable adds before 15 minutes into this video.
UA-cam is on a rampage today.
Someone should roast your league starter builds.
swiper no swiping
Hey community, what links should i use for ice crash? If im running crit, are crit gems a must if im only at 30% without, should i focus on scaling phys or cold or both?
Yes use crit gem if ur that low.
Focus on scaling a bit of phys then loads of cold and grab a phys weapon and convert all the damage to cold (gloves you can craft covert on, use implicit orbs for more conversion, cold mastery on the tree has cold convert too, also a watchers eye with cold conversion while effect by hatred.)
Links~
Melee phys , increased criticals, weapon elemental damage, pulverize, shockwave (if using a mace) substitute with anything that raises phys or cold damage else if ur not using an mace (look for things that say MORE damage).
I kept it pretty basic because I dont know exactly what you are playing.
First dude should just sell the HH and make a real build.
How do I send you my build? I'm on ps4 and not insulted enough in my life. I guess you could just insult me in the comments but making my build better would be cool too.
My build is terrible. More at 11
People enjoy the build help stuff, because after so many year, still nobody has any idea what the actual f is going on in this game.
I have a feeling there is a bit of trolling going on here.
Which is exactly why I'm waiting for poe 2 xd
newb ? but on the headhunter but no 6 link said he swiped the card what do you mean? i thought you couldnt buy items
Ofc you can buy items.
@@gundamnit3594 with usd? that doesnt sound right
@@Benjimaru555 some people buy items from online shops for real money, it's called RMT (real money transaction/trading). It's extremely against terms of service and people get banned for it constantly. In a game about earning your gear by playing the game and learning how to earn/craft your gear, it's tantamount to cheating.
RMT sites will sell you gear or currency to buy the gear
@@Bobington11 yea we dont like tat
A shelf with a nice clock, that shows your irl time, would fill up that dead wall space beside the poster.
Softcore players really dont care about staying alive lol
The 6 portals you get is your best defense
I'm probably the minority but dying in SC still sucks. Went from giga tanky rf chief last league to bonezone slayer this league and I don't like that I'm quite squishy.
6 portals, XP loss on death, yes, we softcore do, in fact, care if we die. And that doesn't even touch on the waste of time and sense of failure.
i need my build fixed
Love the show!!
Nah that ain't cc mtx, i smell jsp lol
Chat can we roast Ziz? he looks for 6 link in hardcore not softcore kek ;)
I genuinely dont understand the hh build lol. how lucky does one have to be?
not lucky at all you go on g2g and its 7$ lmao that what he was saying with the swiping the card for him lmao rmt is bad but alot of people do it in that game
@@shiftlimited8363 i thought it was a joke 😅
I got a hinekora yesterday lol, that would be my 3rd hh no credit card. Just get lucky 5head
@@GreasyOaf yeah same i bought one with some leftover divs i had after creating a mamba strike char. Hh is pretty fun iwith frostblades.
@lazy1126 I love the belt, this is the first league I sat down long enough to get one. Frost blades looks fun
use pob to buy jewels
Just don't be poor!
rm....lucky
Almost halfway through the video and I'm really thinking of quitting the game.
then quit
@@HelloWorldkz Sure, will do.
this might actually be funny if it was real. why not review players who actually need help and not idiots trying to troll
As the friend to said idiot in 2, not a troll, just bad, that was after I tossed in my hat getting him to drop bleed and managed to eek his damage over the 100k mark. It was submitted much worse.
How about you chill tf out ;)
@@thehob3836 funny that you think im mad lol. i didnt get passed the first guys build was pointless to watch really, oh yea a guy with a build that bad would definitely have a HH, its in almost every one of his roast videos. he says the point of this series is to help people but who is this helping?
Yeah. The sunder inquisitor video was actually fun.
@@joombi9091 I don't know what part of your innitial comment could be read as "not mad" it definitely came off as at least classical reddit snooty, you know the internet know it all angry at the world feel.
And in fairness I skipped the first one because my friend messaged me that he was the second build on the roast. Probably would have skipped it nonetheless as it was a build with a headhunter and sub 2mil dmage. You have to decide to be bad at that point as selling the headhunter would fund pretty much every melee build into at least the 5mil range this patch.
@@joombi9091you do know RMT exists right?
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Just a few minutes in and im already spotting so many mistakes, you say he is SST just by looking at his name and not his gems. You say he doesnt have a 6link when he clearly does. You keep talking before thinking, and then ramble on without actually looking. Basically you will keep say stuff thats wrong until you get it right. Your content needs more thought behind it because right now its low quality.
hi
Ouch you are actually mean and you don't explain things very well. I usually like your videos. These ones ouch ...
This is a joke right
Bruh the title of the video is Sunday Roast. Are you unfamiliar with the concept of a roast? He is supposed to be mean. Smh
First Thing Zizaren want to check softcore prices (Min 4) And he checks them on Hardcore, KEKW hope some1else Roast u for that @zizaren
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Roast me and my first custom build. SymbolicCrow
Its a video game. Meta, gatekeepers like this are pathetic lol. No wonder the community has failed to grow. It sucks
My guess for the foil HH build: That guy bought 100div with real money. It's super obvious, just a bit too much on the nose for a trolling attempt, it's 2024 this kinda trolling would be super unoriginal. That player bought
My guess for the foil HH build: That guy bought 100div with real money. It's super obvious, just a bit too much on the nose for a trolling attempt, it's 2024 this kinda trolling would be super unoriginal. That player bought
My guess for the foil HH build: That guy bought 100div with real money. It's super obvious, just a bit too much on the nose for a trolling attempt, it's 2024 this kinda trolling would be super unoriginal. That player bought