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  • @internallyscreaming890
    @internallyscreaming890 3 роки тому +1014

    Best feelings in the world:
    1. Getting money on your birthday
    2. Hearing “whats up sexy I'm Lexi

    • @i_dont_xard
      @i_dont_xard 3 роки тому +47

      Even better: if it’s your birthday and you get to hear “what’s up sexy I’m Lexi” as well as getting money.

    • @bjornoppegard544
      @bjornoppegard544 3 роки тому +3

      Yea :)

    • @cannon9962
      @cannon9962 3 роки тому +4

      What about waking up and hearing it

    • @rpshd7275
      @rpshd7275 3 роки тому +7

      Its my bday today :)

    • @RandomGuy-cm8ty
      @RandomGuy-cm8ty 3 роки тому +2

      Ok

  • @bees8328
    @bees8328 3 роки тому +3423

    *select them, lexi*

    • @lenny9672
      @lenny9672 3 роки тому +30

      Lmao

    • @Aiden-MGR
      @Aiden-MGR 3 роки тому +43

      Selext them Leci.

    • @krambogaming
      @krambogaming 3 роки тому +16

      ua-cam.com/video/vs1mXnWuHd8/v-deo.html

    • @Chicken_Masala
      @Chicken_Masala 3 роки тому +18

      @@krambogaming What is that is it a rickroll I'm too scared to click it

    • @bees8328
      @bees8328 3 роки тому +13

      @@krambogaming bloody legend.

  • @chinchilla6547
    @chinchilla6547 3 роки тому +30

    10:59 For those who are wondering, this is usually used to wrap gift baskets so you can see the basket and it’s contents while being secured as one gift.

  • @biskitxlii
    @biskitxlii 3 роки тому +417

    "Another arrow to the house from a neighbor!"
    Another?
    *Another?!*

    • @coldfusionstormgaming1808
      @coldfusionstormgaming1808 3 роки тому +12

      As a Neighbor i will tolerate alot of shit,dogs, noise,,cats, pets , Even your occult shit and mindless droning about jesus. But you start putting arrows in my living room trough the wall i will let you know that i DO know how to use a phone and i WILL call a lawyer SOON if you don't stop. there is no excuse for that kind of danger to my health because you can't control your bow skills. i don't give 2 shits about your excuse, you put my life in danger and my patience gets real short real fast.

    • @lunargames5246
      @lunargames5246 3 роки тому +13

      Neighbor across the street in the back would shoot golf balls off his balcony and DIRECTLY into my grandma's back window. Hit her a few times; we asked him to shop he didn't saying "I didn't think they'd hit anything" Sir, you are AIMING AT HOUSES even with trees in front your probably gonna hit the house.
      He stopped after we started billing him for the 5 windows then when he tried it again I went over the back wall (There's a street between us but the guy lived on a slightly elevated hill) and used one of those toy ball launchers to send all 5 of them back. (He was my friend's dad btw a great guy right?) Anyway after it hit his dog, his kid and his window he finally stopped; then moved away.

    • @biskitxlii
      @biskitxlii 3 роки тому +3

      @@lunargames5246 Good gracious that's horrible

    • @micopantig8251
      @micopantig8251 3 роки тому +4

      you know i think im lucky that instead ill have to hear my parents arguing goodluck to me

    • @RandomL0s3r
      @RandomL0s3r 3 роки тому +2

      At that point you should probably call in a lawyer to settle it
      But don't forget the leather glove to throw at the person and the (sparring) arming sword with shield in case

  • @josephstalin7353
    @josephstalin7353 3 роки тому +89

    "On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
    full quote

  • @driverd4734
    @driverd4734 3 роки тому +168

    Me and Lexi: “I get angry when the show changes aspect ratio during the show”
    Amazon Prime: We are trying to optimize you movie experience

  • @swvl413
    @swvl413 3 роки тому +534

    When the text is not exactly in the middle on your project : *this video*

  • @crusader_with_a_glock7941
    @crusader_with_a_glock7941 3 роки тому +700

    When Lexi calls you sexy you know your going to have a good day.

    • @plix4348
      @plix4348 3 роки тому +14

      I'm very self conscious so Lexi helps me feel confident

    • @ElloItsSmee
      @ElloItsSmee 3 роки тому +9

      @@plix4348 lol same, I've had body image issues since I've been able to eat

    • @thewholecircus
      @thewholecircus 3 роки тому +10

      I'm just hearing Lexi's voice, so I'm happy. And being complimented by her.

    • @plix4348
      @plix4348 3 роки тому +3

      @@thewholecircus They're my favorite host

    • @thewholecircus
      @thewholecircus 3 роки тому +6

      @@plix4348 Lexi gang!!!!!

  • @smoothlemming9013
    @smoothlemming9013 3 роки тому +565

    When Lexi calls u sexy but then you realize that Lexi’s married

    • @Abandondeded
      @Abandondeded 3 роки тому +41

      AH CRAP SHE IS CHEATING AUGH WAIT TILL HER WIFE SEES THIS

    • @Shadynight97
      @Shadynight97 3 роки тому +62

      @@Abandondeded I believe Lexi is a girl, she just has a deeper voice cause she's trans

    • @Abandondeded
      @Abandondeded 3 роки тому +22

      @@Shadynight97 chances are the whole EmKay cast is male with one being trans

    • @TheFluffyTheropod
      @TheFluffyTheropod 3 роки тому +73

      @@Abandondeded Lexi is a girl, please use she/her pronouns.

    • @monkedeluke3763
      @monkedeluke3763 3 роки тому +7

      @@TheFluffyTheropod I willn’t believe

  • @doyoulikeoculus1142
    @doyoulikeoculus1142 3 роки тому +67

    The “What’s up sexy I’m Lexi” never gets old.

  • @gunsandroses896
    @gunsandroses896 3 роки тому +593

    People who disobey signs for Instagram are the worst. Like yes Brittany, we know you just want to be a nature girl because you get the attention your father never gave you.

    • @goldandsilver4211
      @goldandsilver4211 3 роки тому +5

      There were 69 likes, but someone ruined it.

    • @nefwaenre
      @nefwaenre 3 роки тому +8

      Uff wonderfully put, there my dude!

    • @benpadden7078
      @benpadden7078 3 роки тому +13

      Im gonna put this on r\Rareinsults

    • @sm173r6
      @sm173r6 3 роки тому +4

      Seriously BRITTANY you autistic squirrel.

    • @TiredHumanBeing
      @TiredHumanBeing 3 роки тому +1

      I like your profile pic.

  • @Snuzzled
    @Snuzzled 3 роки тому +67

    11:13 there's actually a good reason for this. You take the slices from the middle and then when you go to store the leftover cake, you can put the cake so the cut pieces are touching each other and it doesn't get stale/hard. It's actually really clever and it works.

    • @eli_are_ftw
      @eli_are_ftw 3 роки тому

      But i still hate it

    • @kingchonker3795
      @kingchonker3795 3 роки тому +1

      I was annoyed that its apparently infuriating when theres this reason for it

    • @theywalkinguptoyouand4060
      @theywalkinguptoyouand4060 3 роки тому

      That's if you're gonna leave it in the fridge for long. Not when others are gonna wanna eat it

    • @kingchonker3795
      @kingchonker3795 3 роки тому

      @@theywalkinguptoyouand4060 you can never know if it will get finished though

    • @kennpeters1973
      @kennpeters1973 3 роки тому

      @@kingchonker3795 I do not live in a world where cake doesn't get finished.
      And KingChonker thinks cake might not get finished? Really?

  • @agitatedbeetle3068
    @agitatedbeetle3068 3 роки тому +148

    Fun fact: Coding used to be considered a "womans job".

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 3 роки тому +8

      Hello again... I didn’t know that.

    • @agitatedbeetle3068
      @agitatedbeetle3068 3 роки тому +17

      @@RaraZeCat yeah it's really interesting how it was once for women and now it's mostly guys

    • @TrippyMango
      @TrippyMango 3 роки тому +4

      I guess I'll be a woman then

    • @nefwaenre
      @nefwaenre 3 роки тому +11

      Yep! And how women were actually called "computers" as it was their job to "compute" stuff the machines needed for calculations.

    • @scriptersplash5923
      @scriptersplash5923 3 роки тому +1

      Huh... the more you know!

  • @enemy198
    @enemy198 3 роки тому +217

    I googled hypocrite and google says
    "A person who indulges hypocrisy"
    Thanks google

    • @gabyyfahmy8562
      @gabyyfahmy8562 3 роки тому +8

      hahaha a hypocrite is someone who would criticise someone for something/say something is wrong then go that thing, basically someone who goes against what they say.

    • @lazyfrog1718
      @lazyfrog1718 3 роки тому +4

      @@gabyyfahmy8562 tHEY KNOW THAT CMON

    • @gabyyfahmy8562
      @gabyyfahmy8562 3 роки тому +4

      @@lazyfrog1718 well uh they googled it so....

    • @lazyfrog1718
      @lazyfrog1718 3 роки тому +3

      @@gabyyfahmy8562 ... you dont get the joke

    • @gabyyfahmy8562
      @gabyyfahmy8562 3 роки тому +1

      @@lazyfrog1718 no i don’t lmfao. but can i put it out there that your name annoys me
      this constant ‘lazy’ humour, whether it’s lazy potato or.. lazy ‘frog’. it’s not quirky or cute it’s just annoying and really stupid

  • @creamymemey336
    @creamymemey336 3 роки тому +72

    So for those of you that didn't want to count the markers, I did there are 76

    • @toankhanh6119
      @toankhanh6119 3 роки тому +5

      I counted it and there were 77 but i am not really sure.

    • @nds3653
      @nds3653 3 роки тому +3

      I counted 77

    • @demihigson1203
      @demihigson1203 3 роки тому +4

      i counted 75

    • @Bob5mith
      @Bob5mith 3 роки тому +4

      75 markers + 75 caps = 150 pieces

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 роки тому +256

    "How much plastic was used for 9 batteries."
    The Kardashians: *No need to thank us.*

    • @mrantler2310
      @mrantler2310 3 роки тому +7

      Kardashian Battery holders

    • @CT--yv6rl
      @CT--yv6rl 3 роки тому

      B R U H

    • @k1ng_nugget
      @k1ng_nugget 3 роки тому

      @@CT--yv6rl ur mom ;)

    • @MicrowaveVII
      @MicrowaveVII 3 роки тому +1

      Why are you in every comment section i liik at

    • @CT--yv6rl
      @CT--yv6rl 3 роки тому

      @@MicrowaveVII I KNOW RIGHT

  • @warcheems7570
    @warcheems7570 3 роки тому +290

    “Hey god do atheists go to hell”
    “No”
    “What about online class teachers who decide because you stay home longer you have more time for work”
    “Hell, all the way to the bottom, the boiler room of hell!”

    • @originalname5303
      @originalname5303 3 роки тому +19

      No. The boiler room of hell hell

    • @xstudio1488
      @xstudio1488 3 роки тому +4

      Bruh

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 3 роки тому +7

      Can I help him drill an extra 10000 floors for hell so they have a better punishment? i got an orbital laser and I don’t know what to do with it.

    • @retros.pection
      @retros.pection 3 роки тому +3

      @@RaraZeCat let me get my bfg real quick I'll help too

    • @Uthael_Kileanea
      @Uthael_Kileanea 3 роки тому +5

      I used to be a teacher and this kind of behavior disgusts me. Heck, I never gave any homework for holidays, either. Used to reward writing homework instead of punishing not writing it. And I was always available if someone needed extra explaining. I honestly tried my best to be a good teacher. Made some quizzes and scissors-and-paper projects, too.
      But the kids were enjoying testing their limits. Some of them were like parasitesI I even had to go on a meeting with a principal and a bunch of parents. And they called the inspection two times to supervise my classes. Results: Great! "Does your teacher always teach like this?" - "Yeah. He's ok. It's us that's the problem. But that's his problem.". Literally. Admitted openly. The advice I got from other teachers was to either be a tyrant or stop caring about their knowledge and just grant them passing grades. I couldn't do either. I wanted them to learn in a relaxed environment. Apparently, that's impossible. So I quit. Good luck with your new math teacher, I guess.
      And to those of you who're disturbing every class and can't even repeat a question - hope you get well :)

  • @nqmetag
    @nqmetag 3 роки тому +53

    "Dump the waste and runaway day "
    My room: "..."

    • @kirschkeksi7894
      @kirschkeksi7894 3 роки тому +2

      i just read that comment and lexi said it. that was the best moment of my day.

  • @finalfroggitapproaches6418
    @finalfroggitapproaches6418 3 роки тому +128

    That thumbnail isn’t “mildly infuriating” it’s “exceptionally distressing”

  • @NOT_an_egg_cultist
    @NOT_an_egg_cultist 3 роки тому +58

    You know you are a fan of Emkay when you identify who is narrating the video before they say.

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 3 роки тому +1

      id say you could do that after like 6 videos

    • @Number4955
      @Number4955 2 роки тому +1

      That’s not that hard to do.

    • @ieatchalk449
      @ieatchalk449 2 роки тому +1

      OMG TY I ACTUALLY DO THAT!!

    • @The_Crafter64
      @The_Crafter64 Рік тому

      i ca do you one better. I knew it was lext by the thumbnail and title of the video

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 Рік тому

      @@Number4955 But only for Lexi and only by the pitch of her voice. Those American accents make the men practically indistinguishable.

  • @joeuchiha1342
    @joeuchiha1342 3 роки тому +61

    “Always sad when you have a pole thats just too short”
    Ooof. For some reason i feel attacked xD

    • @OnlyCrestfallen.
      @OnlyCrestfallen. 3 роки тому +1

      Ya schlong long dong ain't too long

    • @piyushsharma3991
      @piyushsharma3991 3 роки тому +1

      Nature didn't gift us all equally 😢

    • @SquiddyHiggenbottom
      @SquiddyHiggenbottom 3 роки тому +4

      Are you a "vertically challenged" person of Polish descent? Ya know... a short Pole? 😂

    • @joeuchiha1342
      @joeuchiha1342 3 роки тому +1

      @@SquiddyHiggenbottom Well you're half right. Im vertically challenged xD

  • @michaeljohnson5167
    @michaeljohnson5167 3 роки тому +26

    The fact that Lexi just admitted to being a Firefly nerd makes me happy.

    • @christina113704
      @christina113704 2 роки тому

      As soon a I heard "and ppl who talk in the theater" my inner Kaylee came out, tho I admit my personality is closer to Mal 😅

  • @imogenkemp4626
    @imogenkemp4626 3 роки тому +25

    1:29 I was in the hospital for 5 days after having a seizure and didn't pay a cent because I live in Australia, I feel sorry for yall in America

  • @violinyay6632
    @violinyay6632 3 роки тому +9

    the worst thing about leg cramps is when youre in a room with another person and have to lie there in complete silence and suffer

    • @Dragonaiis
      @Dragonaiis 3 роки тому

      period pain in a nutshell

    • @panicatthemood2776
      @panicatthemood2776 3 роки тому

      Yeah

    • @laurastarlight8372
      @laurastarlight8372 3 роки тому +2

      I've had one so bad I started crying, but my partner was asleep and I had to be as quiet as humanly possible. It hurts so bad

  • @baosia
    @baosia 3 роки тому +8

    The absolute worst about leg cramp is that it wakes me up before it hits, like "you shall experience the whole episode of suffering!"

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 роки тому +270

    r/mildlyinteresting and r/oddlysatisfying: *kalm*
    r/mildlyinfuriating: *A N G E R Y*

  • @cannon9962
    @cannon9962 3 роки тому +28

    Fun fact, on Boxing Day my dad gathers all of his Canadian friends and they all sing around the fire and burn Christmas boxes

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 3 роки тому +1

      Funny fact. But why Canadian friends?

    • @cannon9962
      @cannon9962 3 роки тому +1

      @@RaraZeCat They celebrated it in Canada bc it was part of the British commonwealth(correct me if I’m wrong )

  • @charlotteemily5137
    @charlotteemily5137 3 роки тому +68

    Her: what's up sexy I'm Lexi
    Me: *happiness noises*

  • @Ed-cl2wc
    @Ed-cl2wc 3 роки тому +4

    7:59 The fact that all the sides add up to 15 and the pairs across the middle add up to 10 make this number pad incredibly satisfying.

  • @IvoryLoaf
    @IvoryLoaf 3 роки тому +54

    Something mildly infuriating: the subreddit is named “mi*l*dy infuriating” not mildly

  • @duckerdoo
    @duckerdoo 3 роки тому +22

    4:37 There's only 75 in there. Just judging by a quick glance, I totally didn't pause the video and count.

    • @nathankurtz8045
      @nathankurtz8045 3 роки тому +2

      "150 pieces" is deceptively counting the marker and the cap as separate pieces. If there were actually 150 markers they would advertise "150 markers".

    • @arielnorth9021
      @arielnorth9021 3 роки тому

      I totally didn’t do the same thing like you did😅

  • @real190log
    @real190log 3 роки тому +97

    Emkay: finally posts after waiting all day
    The 100 comments already here: *Spider-Man pizza time laugh*

    • @krambogaming
      @krambogaming 3 роки тому +1

      U at top so u get dis ua-cam.com/video/vs1mXnWuHd8/v-deo.html (not Rick roll)

    • @staceymulligan6486
      @staceymulligan6486 3 роки тому +4

      @@krambogaming YOU MONSTER

    • @explodingbutters9595
      @explodingbutters9595 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine 420 comments

    • @colorfulmess6111
      @colorfulmess6111 3 роки тому

      @@staceymulligan6486 thank you for your sacrifice. You will not be forgotten.

    • @staceymulligan6486
      @staceymulligan6486 3 роки тому +1

      @@colorfulmess6111 I will be forever scarred

  • @nqmetag
    @nqmetag 3 роки тому +11

    3:39
    "Brothers.. I think there's an imposter among us.."

  • @honeypop3034
    @honeypop3034 3 роки тому +7

    That car with stolen wheels reminded me of the time when my headphones were stolen while I was busy donating blood...

  • @chinadollsyndrome
    @chinadollsyndrome 3 роки тому +1

    9:12 I come bearing relief - They've just done the puzzle wrong. If you look at where there's an empty space, the piece that's 2 pieces to the right of that needs to be moved so that it's one more to the right and then the piece that's already 3 over needs to be stuck in the current gap. That will leave a perfect space for the leftover piece.

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 роки тому +28

    "Dumb the waste and run away day"
    Garbage man: what smells so bad here?! *moves bags*
    Rotten bodies: maybe it's the rats

  • @mystupidlife123
    @mystupidlife123 3 роки тому +5

    "Its a mimic" my internal D&D player: chaotic screaming!

    • @mystupidlife123
      @mystupidlife123 3 роки тому

      Newest video on my channel is kindof about D&D

    • @loelak5550
      @loelak5550 3 роки тому +1

      Same for me but terraria

  • @aiscekream
    @aiscekream 3 роки тому +43

    This is r/Mildlyinfuriating but that "Hey Sexy, I'm Lexi" is wholesome :)))

  • @jordanhasch2544
    @jordanhasch2544 3 роки тому +1

    The "soft cabinet" left me with my spinal cord ripped out.

  • @Trayfellow
    @Trayfellow 3 роки тому +2

    11:48 why did lexi's "you failed!" make me burst out laughing

  • @jonsku6662
    @jonsku6662 3 роки тому +36

    The last one with the car isn't even a mildlyinfuriating post, that just belongs to r/IamatotalPOS

    • @arcioko2142
      @arcioko2142 3 роки тому

      i thought the same

    • @malarkeylaboratories3658
      @malarkeylaboratories3658 3 роки тому

      yes

    • @hammer2.095
      @hammer2.095 3 роки тому

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      ⣷⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨⡪⡪⡰
      ⣯⢷⣟⣇⡂⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐⡜⡪⡊
      ⣿⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸⢰⢱⢸⢨⢌
      ⣯⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣⡃⠢⠁
      ⡯⣟⣞⡇⡿⣽⡪⡘⡰⠨⢐⢀⠢⢢⢄⢤⣰⠼⡾⢕⢕⡵⣝⠎⢌⢪⠪⡘⡌⠀
      ⡯⣳⠯⠚⢊⠡⡂⢂⠨⠊⠔⡑⠬⡸⣘⢬⢪⣪⡺⡼⣕⢯⢞⢕⢝⠎⢻⢼⣀⠀
      ⠁⡂⠔⡁⡢⠣⢀⠢⠀⠅⠱⡐⡱⡘⡔⡕⡕⣲⡹⣎⡮⡏⡑⢜⢼⡱⢩⣗⣯⣟
      ⢀⢂⢑⠀⡂⡃⠅⠊⢄⢑⠠⠑⢕⢕⢝⢮⢺⢕⢟⢮⢊⢢⢱⢄⠃⣇⣞⢞⣞⢾
      ⢀⠢⡑⡀⢂⢊⠠⠁⡂⡐⠀⠅⡈⠪⠪⠪⠣⠫⠑⡁⢔⠕⣜⣜⢦⡰⡎⡯⡾⡽

    • @vampirian
      @vampirian 3 роки тому +1

      @@hammer2.095 Frick why did i read that its 2 AM im the only one awake frick

    • @hammer2.095
      @hammer2.095 3 роки тому

      @@vampirian lmaoooo

  • @phoenixfire1074
    @phoenixfire1074 3 роки тому +7

    I ordered a book recently. It was supposed to come two days ago. I’m still waiting for it, and it’s driving me crazy.

  • @luluphox1830
    @luluphox1830 3 роки тому +13

    I just had a thought- r/mildlyinfuriating should be called “Mini angry.”

    • @Aranboi
      @Aranboi 3 роки тому +3

      That should be on r/showerthoughts

    • @luluphox1830
      @luluphox1830 3 роки тому +2

      @@Aranboi feel free to post it there, I’m not really on reddit. I just like watching emkay.

  • @SilverFoxSpirit97
    @SilverFoxSpirit97 3 роки тому +1

    I've had that wrapping paper one before with a striped thing. It's the MOST infuriating thing because not only is it practically useless I had to make a SECOND trip into town to spend MORE money on a second, different roll

  • @patrickhall901
    @patrickhall901 3 роки тому +1

    That clear paper is usually used for the outside of gift baskets. You can also wrap something in a layer of colored tissue paper underneath a layer of the clear stuff if you want to be fancy.

  • @davidmoller1513
    @davidmoller1513 3 роки тому +4

    7:56 It´s a magic square. The sum of every row, column and Diagonal is 15

  • @borkedluck
    @borkedluck 3 роки тому +16

    4:43 I took the time to count this and it's only around 76

    • @bobkile9734
      @bobkile9734 3 роки тому

      Id estimate that it came with 80-90 markers in there due to the empty spaces.

    • @willowkepler
      @willowkepler 3 роки тому

      There's 75

    • @nathankurtz8045
      @nathankurtz8045 3 роки тому

      "150 pieces" is deceptively counting the marker and the cap as separate pieces. If there were actually 150 markers they would advertise "150 markers".

  • @PJ-sh3nh
    @PJ-sh3nh 3 роки тому +8

    In Canada, Bryers isn't allowed to label their product as "ice cream", they have to call it "frozen dessert", because it doesn't contain enough dairy to be called ice cream, in some cases, no dairy at all. Just food for thought.

    • @cannon9962
      @cannon9962 3 роки тому +2

      Just ”frozen dessert” for thought

  • @fr_ite4679
    @fr_ite4679 3 роки тому

    having a box fort is *not* a problem, Lexi. it is a blessing

  • @killer2339
    @killer2339 Рік тому

    center slice of the cake thing: this can make cake last longer, you push the two ends together and it helps keep the cake from drying out

  • @thewholecircus
    @thewholecircus 3 роки тому +4

    Saying mildly infuriating is like saying I mildly want to break many things

  • @Hypertension565
    @Hypertension565 3 роки тому +30

    I love how people were like "RELEASE CYBERPUNK IT'S BEEN WAY TOO LONG" Then "WHY WOULD YOU RELEASE THIS IT'S SO BAD AND BARLEY WORKS" what do you want them to do release it or keep working on it.

    • @JustAGlitchFL
      @JustAGlitchFL 3 роки тому +3

      Ah yes, I love barley. Sorry, I had to.

    • @PhoenixFire2
      @PhoenixFire2 3 роки тому +5

      I love how CDPR was like "it's ready when it's ready" and then released the game broken as fuck anyway after giving not one, not two, not three, but FOUR different release dates.
      But yeah, I'm sure it's actually the consumer's fault that the game is shit. Not that the company lied about it, actively hid the state of the game, and completely backtracked on the whole "coming when it's ready" thing that they kept up for YEARS.

    • @jacob3988
      @jacob3988 3 роки тому +2

      And to add on to the last comment. A game should not take 8 years, in progress, to make

    • @Hypertension565
      @Hypertension565 3 роки тому +1

      @@PhoenixFire2 yeah I get that It's not entirely the people's fault but it's also not entirely the company fault the company properly had to lie to make people keep waiting for it until it got done I'm thinking they thought they could get it done pretty fast but they didn't get most of the game breaking glitches out and they doubled down saying it would come out soon and people got inpatient (which is natural for humans) but the game was still not ready and they panicked since they lied about it and all I'm saying is it seemed like they wanted to keep it in the works but couldn't because they lied and the people would have lost interest if they kept it in still.

    • @Hypertension565
      @Hypertension565 3 роки тому +1

      it's pretty normal for a game to take a long time but cyberpunk messed up bad because they announced there game of coming out soon then realized that they couldn't get it done that fast

  • @we_need_2talk111
    @we_need_2talk111 3 роки тому +3

    Spills soup on a non water proof computer oh boy let’s take a picture

  • @misschieflolz1301
    @misschieflolz1301 3 роки тому +1

    8:34 - This is the worst thing ever. You're just sleeping and all of a sudden this horrible pain shoots through your leg and you can't lay your foot down flat.
    You know what sucks more though? Having it happen in BOTH LEGS AT THE SAME TIME. It's so damn painful but the only way to get rid of it is to stretch the muscle out and straighten your leg.

    • @splash2866
      @splash2866 3 роки тому +1

      oh my god i cannot agree more

    • @misschieflolz1301
      @misschieflolz1301 3 роки тому +1

      @@splash2866 I remember nearly face-planting when it happened in both. I was literally in tears trying to stand up.
      And depending how bad it is, you can feel the spot where it happened for hours after.
      I don't know how some people manage to avoid this happening. I also get it in my lower jaw when I yawn wrong.

    • @splash2866
      @splash2866 3 роки тому

      @@misschieflolz1301 i look like a fish out of the water lmao, and the worst part is that it's random so it could just fuck you up whenever it wants

  • @RookwingsKirk
    @RookwingsKirk 3 роки тому

    3:39
    Nice little sneaky Prey reference there, Lexi!
    Thank you!

  • @dimensionsaragon9084
    @dimensionsaragon9084 3 роки тому +7

    My friend didn’t have her books stacked correctly so I stacked them for her... she asked me why it bothered me... 😒

    • @mybagisfull
      @mybagisfull 3 роки тому

      How does one stack something incorrectly

  • @hiimdelta8385
    @hiimdelta8385 3 роки тому +3

    If i recall correctly, Riot has made a bit more than "A couple pieces of music"

  • @walterpsix
    @walterpsix 3 роки тому +7

    League of Legends is now officially a genre.

    • @GalacticRainestorm
      @GalacticRainestorm 3 роки тому +2

      At this point it's gonna become one judging by how much they're desperately trying to remain relevant by making more k/da stuff
      I love LoL and all but maybe more people would play again if they focused on fixing all of the busted champions instead of adding more egirl skins and champions

    • @violinyay6632
      @violinyay6632 3 роки тому +1

      I love Kda but Im really angry about the wild rift exclusive stuff and the effort they put into it. They dont care for western players

    • @GalacticRainestorm
      @GalacticRainestorm 3 роки тому

      @@violinyay6632 Yeah. That applies to the meta too. Unless you're in a very high elo or a professional they wont buff/nerf champions a lot because they're not a threat in higher elo. Yet I cant even get out of low elo because of Yi, Yasuo, and Nasus carrying 24/7. But oh. Yi is too simple and therefore is easy to counter in high elo, well not in low elo, even if you can counter him well, most likely your team wont. It's just wsedghjgftr
      I wish they'd fix the damn game.

  • @nickbasedow9429
    @nickbasedow9429 3 роки тому

    Hi Coles employee here - 3:38, as soon as the price changes we remove the old tickets in case the big red thing gets taken or blown away, there is literally nothing wrong with that. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

  • @rinkuinku
    @rinkuinku 3 роки тому +1

    After a night of losing 3 shiny Pokemon in mystery dungeon DX within an hour, it's nice to end the day with my favorite narrator Lexi

  • @chiyue4643
    @chiyue4643 3 роки тому +28

    I was having a panic attack about my gender identity and whether or not I have internalised homophobia bc I think I will end up with a man in the end but Lexi came to the rescue! Thank you Lexi, if you see this, I love you!

  • @the_eryn8336
    @the_eryn8336 3 роки тому +26

    150 pens
    There’s 75 pens
    lies it’s half

  • @kairongnay82
    @kairongnay82 3 роки тому +5

    Thumbnail:shows a accident*
    Me: is fake lol is clearly glue

    • @Xipron
      @Xipron 3 роки тому

      What

    • @kairongnay82
      @kairongnay82 3 роки тому +1

      @@Xipron is glue cause water can't be flakey

    • @kairongnay82
      @kairongnay82 3 роки тому +1

      @@Xipron oh yeah water should have seeped in the keypad by the time you took the pic

    • @Xipron
      @Xipron 3 роки тому

      @@kairongnay82 ohhhhhh, i dont think its meant to be insanely realistic, but yeah

  • @ryanbill8692
    @ryanbill8692 3 роки тому

    10:58 lol that wrapping paper one got me too still sitting in my closet at home half pulled off crumpled up and bent in a fit of rage

  • @scribblesea8457
    @scribblesea8457 3 роки тому +1

    God I used to get the night cramps so often. Like I’d wake up in screaming pain. I’d usually kind of limp for the rest of the day

  • @notify7581
    @notify7581 3 роки тому +121

    Claim you're ''early people'' ticket here
    Expect everyone will reply with a "ticket claimed,, or "not claimed,,

  • @edwardhaybell1938
    @edwardhaybell1938 3 роки тому +7

    "League of Legends is not a genre, Spotify"
    on the other hand, I can see at least Undertale, Minecraft, and Touhou Project being their own genre.

    • @hornetisvoider
      @hornetisvoider 3 роки тому

      Yep

    • @fuze7885
      @fuze7885 3 роки тому

      WeLl TheY'rE ObViOuSlY tHe BeSt GaMeS tO eVeR eXiSt

    • @edwardhaybell1938
      @edwardhaybell1938 3 роки тому

      @@fuze7885 Try ”have thousands of son of songs officially and unofficially and still growing”, Times New Bastard

  • @Slycooper14
    @Slycooper14 3 роки тому +4

    "What's up sexy?" "i'm lexi!" oh you... UwU

  • @hyperchibiabsol1813
    @hyperchibiabsol1813 3 роки тому +1

    The toothbrush on OOT cartridge physically hurt me.

  • @jeffwong8033
    @jeffwong8033 3 роки тому +1

    11:40 I'll bet when the friend starts pestering his or her mom to close some tabs, the mom will get extremely annoyed, close like, 3 tabs, and be like "Happy now?"

  • @toolazytochangecringeprofile
    @toolazytochangecringeprofile 3 роки тому +3

    1:03
    That's to keep the banana fresh. My mom bought me one. I ended up using it as a play gun and sniping unsuspecting kids at recess. I was 8 and am a girl.

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 2 роки тому

      I think we were also more concerned by the deformed naner

  • @ember_0853
    @ember_0853 3 роки тому +10

    i’m sorry to mention danganronpa but-
    at the beginning when she laughed it sounded like Kokichi’s laugh-
    “nihihi~”-
    i’m so sorry-

  • @thajocoth
    @thajocoth 3 роки тому +5

    8:28 - If this ever happens, drink more water, you're severely dehydrated (especially if it ever happens while on keto)

  • @mcspudster5289
    @mcspudster5289 3 роки тому +1

    That soft cabinet is straight out of fever dream hell.

  • @wumboqwark
    @wumboqwark 3 роки тому

    3:56 you never struck me as very bright but damn.. this is an impressive level of buffoonery.

  • @alotofnello
    @alotofnello 3 роки тому +4

    The start is WOW

  • @SynixCS
    @SynixCS 3 роки тому +4

    I counted all the markers and there is only 75.

    • @videofreak6454
      @videofreak6454 3 роки тому +2

      150 pieces = cap and marker

    • @sentienttapioca5409
      @sentienttapioca5409 3 роки тому

      @@videofreak6454 Oof, someone on their legal team totally got a raise for that one.

    • @pringlebatch
      @pringlebatch 19 днів тому

      Do they count the paper inside as part of the 150 'pieces'?

  • @Gooseyloo
    @Gooseyloo 3 роки тому +4

    American healthcare: *charges people 9k for tummy ach*
    Australian healthcare: "it's free take it"

  • @myopinion69420
    @myopinion69420 3 роки тому

    3:35 that is exactly how its meant to be, that red "Down Down" sign says it was $3 in November 2018, not before a sale, it is not an "On Sale" label, its a "We have reduced how much this item costs permanently" sign.

  • @vorpalmedia4300
    @vorpalmedia4300 3 роки тому +2

    The marker box had 75 pens, they counted the caps as "pieces"

  • @emerald773sstudio2
    @emerald773sstudio2 3 роки тому +5

    Question: is the background song the "I'm Mr. King Dice" song from cuphead?

  • @meganbenson1478
    @meganbenson1478 3 роки тому +4

    I'm gonna ask you one more time
    Who is [deleted] and why does he comment [removed] alot?

    • @rayanyt7018
      @rayanyt7018 3 роки тому +1

      its somebody that got deleted and so did is posts that is why it says that

    • @meganbenson1478
      @meganbenson1478 3 роки тому +1

      @@rayanyt7018 r/whoosh

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l 3 роки тому +9

    Sky

    • @Rauvi
      @Rauvi 3 роки тому +3

      Cloud

    • @asrock2577
      @asrock2577 3 роки тому +3

      Heaven

    • @cheesi4632
      @cheesi4632 3 роки тому +3

      blue

    • @notify7581
      @notify7581 3 роки тому

      let's see how many subscribers i can get from this comment current 110 ...

    • @asrock2577
      @asrock2577 3 роки тому +4

      @@notify7581 no, stfu

  • @arisun8572
    @arisun8572 3 роки тому +2

    8:30 One night I woke up to my first ever charlie-horse, I also had to pee real bad, even crawling was hard, not to mention I needed a little fence to keep the dogs away from my cat while the door stayed open.

  • @spartan3819
    @spartan3819 3 роки тому +1

    8:25, yes, I wake up to charley horses sometimes, they hurt SO much, especially in the calf. I get them all the time in my foot but that doesn’t hurt as much.

  • @_wiindexx_
    @_wiindexx_ 3 роки тому +5

    It’s my friend Lexi!!! Transgenders together strong
    If anyone is curious, I identify as he/him
    Edit: thank you guys for sticking up for me down there in the replies. Im not very good with confronting people, but when I do, I am typically incredibly rude

  • @pikutastic
    @pikutastic 3 роки тому +18

    Day 114 of DMing random people and saying “Hey there Sexy I’m Lexi”

  • @Coolbeanskindaguy
    @Coolbeanskindaguy 3 роки тому +3

    9:16 the infuriating part about this is all they need to do is turn it around, butt nooo let's complain on the internet, mabye I can get a gold
    Edit one: can't belive someone found my comment and liked, hi whoever you are

    • @crewknockedout4500
      @crewknockedout4500 3 роки тому

      nope they couldnt.. unless my eyes are worse than i thought if they flip that piece it still wont connect; it will overlap with the piece directly above

    • @Coolbeanskindaguy
      @Coolbeanskindaguy 3 роки тому

      @@crewknockedout4500 if they mirror it

    • @KateCantDraw
      @KateCantDraw 7 місяців тому

      Flip it back up, like so the side thats flat down faces up

  • @mbr7156
    @mbr7156 3 роки тому +1

    The Mitch Hedberg reference got me in the feels -- he was just so good. Screw addiction, man.

  • @rionox5005
    @rionox5005 3 роки тому

    The worst type of people are the people that vandalize your car for like absolutely no reason. "Oh you have a car? Vandalized"

  • @bvttew_miilk8793
    @bvttew_miilk8793 3 роки тому +11

    Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "COCK PENIS" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “ROBLOX” “fortnite battle royale” “anime “ “memes” “funny” “funnymemes” “TSeries” “clan” “is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits” “Apex“ “Apex legends“ “Android“ “Apple“ “glitch“ “Poll“ “Free“ “Mr Beast“ “Cheat“ “cheats“ “hack“ “hacks“ “Speedrun“ You can thank me later

  • @3173_Delta
    @3173_Delta 3 роки тому +5

    Day twenty two of commenting friendly reminders that Lexi is a girl and y'all should refer to her as she 💝💫🦄🌟🏳️‍🌈

    • @gazelle8431
      @gazelle8431 3 роки тому

      Ok. I refer to everyone as them and they. Seems friendlier as well

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 3 роки тому

      @@gazelle8431 yee

  • @masheroomboi2884
    @masheroomboi2884 3 роки тому

    about the center slice thing, he was actually being big brain because you know how cakes gets stale after leaving them out, when you take the center, you can just push it together and remove all problems

  • @SamanthaTheSonicFan
    @SamanthaTheSonicFan 2 роки тому

    0:00 - That’s when you just select them all and hope for the best! 😂

  • @DrinkGameRepeat
    @DrinkGameRepeat 3 роки тому +1

    I have been woken up by leg cramps SO DAMN MUCH. It's great losing sleep from chronic pain.

  • @krewlex_ghost
    @krewlex_ghost 3 роки тому

    Honestly, the Krispy Kreme outside the gym fucking killed me. 🤣

  • @dragonwithamonocle
    @dragonwithamonocle 3 роки тому

    Soft cabinet actually looks like something I would make and totally use. I kinda love that it's so terrifying and Salvador Dali.

  • @rosemecuzuma6728
    @rosemecuzuma6728 3 роки тому

    2:37 hey Coles worker here, we have to change the ticket underneath when we put the ‘was this price now this price’ sticker to what the price now is so it very well changed.

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 Рік тому

    I once went to the hospital with self-inflicted alcohol poisoning leading to a seizure. I was in inpatient care for 3 days on Librium, fed and watered, looked after around the clock. Cost to me? £0. Yes, you pay into it through taxes, it's not free, but America needs to take a hint on healthcare. If everyone pays a proportionate amount of their paycheck into the care system, everyone wins. There's still private healthcare if you want to pay for extra luxury, but basic care is for everyone, no matter who you are or what means you have. Now you have a movement in the UK that wants to take that away. Don't let them take it from you so they can line their pockets.

  • @Sus-oh7yg
    @Sus-oh7yg 3 роки тому +2

    LEXI IS MARRIED LEXI IS MARRIED LEXI IS MARRIED-