This is it guys. What awaits is the final film "Hellraiser: Revelations". Trust me, that movie will make you suffer a torment so legendary even in hell.
"Hellraiser: Revelations" is the only hellraiser film I haven't seen but as a hellraiser fan feel like I should and shouldn't since Doug Bradly isn't in it. but it is a hellraiser film.
"It is not hands that call us... It is desire," ~ Pinhead, 'Hellbound: Hellraiser II'... So technically he shouldn't just be just killing you if you're nearby when he turns up... Mind you, you yourselves say that by this point Pinhead (IMO one of the top 5 horror icons ever) has been relegated, well & truly! I agree with all reviews 100%, but please... PLEASE guys... Don't watch 'Hellraiser IX: Revelations' ~ I don't wanna see "Online film reviewers shoot themselves out of utter despair" on ITV News, or BBC News 😔
But that's the point right? Pinhead used to be a different kind of horror villain, not just a dumb, mindless slasher, but an eloquent, intelligent force that had to abide by rules and structure, that only came for you if you sought them out, but the further in the franchise we got the more he got dumbed down to the lowest common denominator, spouting cheesy one liners and just killing for the heck of it. It's sad really. Hopefully we'll at least get a nice remake with Barker's involvement, if it ever crawls its way out of development hell..
Ooh! Do Near Dark. Great movie,released at the wrong time. Same time as the Lost boys and was over shadowed but so much darker. Plus... Bill Paxton as a lunatic vampire.
This is the 4th best one in the series. I'm not saying it's a good movie. But if I was ranking the movies I'd say hellraiser 1,2,3 then 8 then 4 then 6 then 5 then 9
I really hope you're going to review the "reboot", which is next in the series. It actually somehow gets much much worse and i can't wait to see how u guys make it through that p.o.s. .
Honestly, this review was the only reason I bothered to sit through that movie...and there were several times when I was thinking of just giving up. That was one of the worst movies I've seen in a long time.
I can't believe this was in 2005! I really thought this was made in the late 90s when I saw it. That shitty website, and the outfits, and hair styles. It was all so 90s af. We had Halflife 2 and Doom 3 come out before this movie. There's no way that shitty website should have been a video game.
Christopher Weir but it was also based off a short story that isn't related to Hellraiser, which is why all Hellraiser elements still felt shoved into the project last minute
Hellraiser Bloodline 1996 is truly last film i never will bother to watch any of the straight to dvd films that never should have been made. Scarlet Gospels book and Bloodline are true ends to that horror franchise. Speed 2 film is better than any of straight to dvd hellraiser films BBC Parliament sky 504 where Politicians=UK discuss issues would be more entertaining. People should pretend all the hellraiser straight to dvd films were never made throw them into a black hole in space! Only 4 cinema released hellraiser films matter 1987 1989 1992 1996
Apparently, Henry Cavill is a gamer himself. A PC gamer at that. You think he looked at the “game” in this and wanted to raise his hand and ask; what in the asshole is this? I wonder if he’ll give you a good hard stare like Paddington Bear if you bring this up to him these days, or maul you like . . . a real fucking Bear?
The idea that the device that supposedly is creates to cut her throat open but never cuts her collar explains why she can yell her friend’s name. I hated this idiotic movie because it agains looks like another dumpster fire script that the producers shoe horned Hellraiser into. The only saving grace is being reminded how banging Katheryn Winnick was and still is. The ghost saves her because…the power of boobs. Even in death the nerd still cant get the girl.
I give you credit f reviewing these turds. 💩 Most of this series is missable. I binge watched it because I felt I owed it to myself. So I could say I watched them all. 💩
Alan Berry I've not seen it, so a reboot is a direct continuation with the same continuity right? Like Doctor Who for example. They changed the Doctor but that worked within its own continuity. So, here we are talking same messed up continuity but different actor as pinhead?
You guys are troopers for making it through this series.
it's not over, there's more suffering yet to come!
I didn’t make it this far. I think I made it to part 6 and couldn’t handle anymore.
Really?! Henry Cavill, pre-_Man of Steel_, in a _Hellraiser_ movie. I did not expect that.
"I'm sorry! I like BEWBS!!!"
- Iain, 2016
This has become Hellraiser: Jacobs Inferno at Camp Crystal Leviathan!
that clip of Alien isolation Glitch i found SO hilarious with the music added to it. lol
Man.... SERIOUSLY, your review is so MUCH better than this movie....
GREAT WORK AS ALWAYS GUYS
Ok, yeah....That Alien: Colonial Marines cutaway earns a god damn like. That was brilliant.
When they tell you Cavill is in the movie I legit did a double take just like Gary did for the Lagatha actress
This is it guys. What awaits is the final film "Hellraiser: Revelations". Trust me, that movie will make you suffer a torment so legendary even in hell.
"Hellraiser: Revelations" is the only hellraiser film I haven't seen but as a hellraiser fan feel like I should and shouldn't since Doug Bradly isn't in it. but it is a hellraiser film.
Not the final film now tho is it as they made Judgement and now making a new one where Pinhead is now a woman
"It is not hands that call us... It is desire," ~ Pinhead, 'Hellbound: Hellraiser II'... So technically he shouldn't just be just killing you if you're nearby when he turns up...
Mind you, you yourselves say that by this point Pinhead (IMO one of the top 5 horror icons ever) has been relegated, well & truly!
I agree with all reviews 100%, but please... PLEASE guys... Don't watch 'Hellraiser IX: Revelations' ~ I don't wanna see "Online film reviewers shoot themselves out of utter despair" on ITV News, or BBC News 😔
But that's the point right? Pinhead used to be a different kind of horror villain, not just a dumb, mindless slasher, but an eloquent, intelligent force that had to abide by rules and structure, that only came for you if you sought them out, but the further in the franchise we got the more he got dumbed down to the lowest common denominator, spouting cheesy one liners and just killing for the heck of it. It's sad really. Hopefully we'll at least get a nice remake with Barker's involvement, if it ever crawls its way out of development hell..
"After Deader, it gets WORSER!" hahaha
Am loving you guys picking holes in this car wreck! Love the dumb cops critique.
And Iain's "What movie are we on again?"...
Yet another great review guys. :)
You guys are so good !! This is one of the BEST channels on UA-cam
Ooh! Do Near Dark. Great movie,released at the wrong time. Same time as the Lost boys and was over shadowed but so much darker. Plus... Bill Paxton as a lunatic vampire.
Doug Bradley knew the sequels were getting worst, so he stopped lol
Great Job you guys! :)
Wow, I never realized Lance Henriksons insides looked like a molten jar of Nutella diarrhea, and here I was thinking blood is red, silly me.
Gary and Ian are the best movie reviewers yet nothing beats them.
A young Kathryn winnick pre-vikings fame. I'd suffer this movie for her alone.
3 MONTHS? Fucking hell talk about beating the dead horse!
Even Pinhead couldn't break a Nokia.
This is the 4th best one in the series. I'm not saying it's a good movie. But if I was ranking the movies I'd say hellraiser 1,2,3 then 8 then 4 then 6 then 5 then 9
Nah, it goes 1, 2, and then nothing..
I LOVE THESE REVIEWS! Its always so a joy
I love how pissed off you guys got hahaha
Holy shit, it's King Ezekiel!
These reviews are getting more entertaining every sequel.
I didn't recognize Cavill without the mustache. 😉
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BEST QUOTE
I didn't hate this film mainly because it is just a timewaster. Not a great or good one but I like the blond.
Hahaha that copper used to be in brookside and bread 😂
A very entertaining review.
I did not buy any of the Hellraiser movies, I checked them out from the public library. All the direct to video Hellraisers confused me.
I really hope you're going to review the "reboot", which is next in the series. It actually somehow gets much much worse and i can't wait to see how u guys make it through that p.o.s. .
Honestly, this review was the only reason I bothered to sit through that movie...and there were several times when I was thinking of just giving up. That was one of the worst movies I've seen in a long time.
lf l'm going to be honest l actually enjoyed it, just because it was different. liked Hellseeker too but bloodline is my favourite
I liked it because it had that b movie feeling, I love lance, and I don’t consider it a hellraiser film.
I can't believe this was in 2005! I really thought this was made in the late 90s when I saw it. That shitty website, and the outfits, and hair styles. It was all so 90s af. We had Halflife 2 and Doom 3 come out before this movie. There's no way that shitty website should have been a video game.
I will say one thing, it was the only original Hellraiser movie script since Bloodline. Don't know if that makes it better or worse lol.
Christopher Weir but it was also based off a short story that isn't related to Hellraiser, which is why all Hellraiser elements still felt shoved into the project last minute
Interesting to look at
haha the outrage at 16:50
Look!, up in the sky... Its SUPERMAN!!
... getting a drug fueled bj!
21:57 was i think the only best twist in the movie.
I remember watching this year's ago thinking it was okay, what the fuck was I on at the time ? 😲
I am a fault for the bad hellraiser movies I have brought all the dvd's of the movie's and some VHS except the last one hellraiser - Revelations
+Off The Shelf Reviews would you rather watch Halloween Resurrection or Hellraiser Hellworld?
That is a hard pick but i'd go with Ressurection :) - Iain
Hellraiser Bloodline 1996 is truly last film i never will bother to watch any of the straight to dvd films that never should have been made. Scarlet Gospels book and Bloodline are true ends to that horror franchise. Speed 2 film is better than any of straight to dvd hellraiser films BBC Parliament sky 504 where Politicians=UK discuss issues would be more entertaining. People should pretend all the hellraiser straight to dvd films were never made throw them into a black hole in space! Only 4 cinema released hellraiser films matter 1987 1989 1992 1996
To be fair Deader wasn't a bait and switch where they were dead or hallucinating the whole time.
So only one left right? "revelations" right?
yep. saved the worst for last.
*TURN UP* 15:03
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how did a guy who never left France build the house.
Apparently, Henry Cavill is a gamer himself. A PC gamer at that. You think he looked at the “game” in this and wanted to raise his hand and ask; what in the asshole is this? I wonder if he’ll give you a good hard stare like Paddington Bear if you bring this up to him these days, or maul you like . . . a real fucking Bear?
After space the only place a horror movie can go IS THE WORLD WIDE WEB
If you smoke a blunt is it any better.
Hell no. *Save it for something better.*
Everything is better if you smoke a blunt.
@@UnCreativeDeconstructionism 😂😂😂
OMG IT IS LAGATHA!!!!!! BOING!!!!!!!!! VIKINGS FTW!!!!!!!
It was a cool movie either way for hellraiser fans
have you guys seen pumpkin head
Hellraiser is coming back, and it's a reboot, A FUCKING REBOOT !!!
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IAIN likes
Katherine Winnick is in this?
Three months?!
the intro didn't deserve the original music under it.
So... their friend go crazy and off himself after playing this flash browser game?
God I loved Near Dark
haha, I was thinking the game looked like that old TV show nightmare. I did quite enjoy this one even though it's absolute wank.
Nokia mobile phones? The commen5s tell me 2 years ago but those phones are from 20 years ago!
They use Jack from Bread as a cop, that says a lot about this movie 💩
Remember the architect from the series..do the math
9364, nice 👌
The idea that the device that supposedly is creates to cut her throat open but never cuts her collar explains why she can yell her friend’s name. I hated this idiotic movie because it agains looks like another dumpster fire script that the producers shoe horned Hellraiser into. The only saving grace is being reminded how banging Katheryn Winnick was and still is. The ghost saves her because…the power of boobs. Even in death the nerd still cant get the girl.
I give you credit f reviewing these turds. 💩 Most of this series is missable. I binge watched it because I felt I owed it to myself. So I could say I watched them all. 💩
Another shit movie yet another great review. Enjoy listening to you two
A new Nightmare was a muuuuch better movie though
Also is the Derek character played by the same guy who played the Derek character in Cabin in the woods?
He got 1 kill. He killed the black guy
You need to review wrong turn
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Excellent now where is the review for that awful remake?
Jamie Knight I don't think revelations is a remake
Alan Berry I've not seen it, so a reboot is a direct continuation with the same continuity right? Like Doctor Who for example. They changed the Doctor but that worked within its own continuity. So, here we are talking same messed up continuity but different actor as pinhead?