The Candy Man 1 - Dystopian / Post-Apocalyptic ASMR performance

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  • Опубліковано 24 сер 2024
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    In a dystopian / post apocalyptic future, sugar has either become banned or scarce, and the only way to obtain candy is through people like the "Candy Man".
    This video is largely inspired by a viewer's suggestion. For those new to my channel, I perform a candy eating review under the guise of a loosely based fictional story while whispering and interacting with the viewer in order to triggerASMR and provide relaxation and/or sleep.
    As always, thanks for watching and for the support.
    Tingle on,
    E.R.
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    What is ASMR? Why am I whispering?
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand motions, whispering and personal attention. My videos are not only meant to help induce ASMR or tingles, but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to provide stress relief (especially for those suffering from depression, anxiety and even PTSD), help people sleep and even serve as a study aid.
    ASMR: en.wikipedia.or...

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  • @Jimmy4240
    @Jimmy4240 10 років тому +2454

    This will go down as a classic in ASMR history

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 5 років тому +51

      Yes

    • @folyobembay73
      @folyobembay73 5 років тому +30

      It will go down as the best in history

    • @navyactor
      @navyactor 5 років тому +52

      You can predict the future now, can’t you, Dr. Strange

    • @TriFie
      @TriFie 5 років тому +1

      j rob yes it dig 🎉

    • @DarkStreamsYT
      @DarkStreamsYT 5 років тому +16

      I don't see an edited tag so it is true, you are the chosen one the one who can see into the future

  • @TheSoloInTheSun
    @TheSoloInTheSun 10 років тому +608

    I think we take basic candy like this for granted sometimes. I like how the video treats them as a delicassy due to the ban.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 років тому +193

      I like the way you think. Thanks for watching TheSoloInTheSun!

    • @bv83x
      @bv83x 3 роки тому +12

      @@EphemeralRift covid moment

    • @elliefarrell8766
      @elliefarrell8766 3 роки тому +4

      @@bv83x it's still hear and I'm slowly losing my hope in humaity

    • @pineappleplaguedoc
      @pineappleplaguedoc 3 роки тому +3

      @TheKingOfGames literally not another reply for 6 years before yours

  • @lilblankiesama269
    @lilblankiesama269 4 роки тому +337

    Classic. 7 years later and I still come back every now and then.

  • @ecolone
    @ecolone 9 років тому +1745

    I went out and bought every type of candy he sold in this video, so I could participate when he offered me a sample :D.

    • @themalle132
      @themalle132 9 років тому +47

      Commissar Godfrey That's amazing xP

    • @NeroXVLX
      @NeroXVLX 9 років тому +78

      Welp this is gonna be a thing now. :)

    • @MrJman9001
      @MrJman9001 9 років тому +12

      Commissar Godfrey i come back to this vid if i ever come across the sweets in the vid

    • @sudo-syyu5698
      @sudo-syyu5698 9 років тому +5

      Commissar Godfrey oMG SO DID I!!!!!

    • @Mstanaturalselection
      @Mstanaturalselection 9 років тому +6

      +DigitalChocolate I get nightmares from your profile picture.

  • @GreenGoblet22
    @GreenGoblet22 7 років тому +646

    Candy Man getting high on his own supply

    • @aaaaaaayep6289
      @aaaaaaayep6289 5 років тому +9

      GreenGoblet22 whenever he can, can. He became such a strange shape, such a strange shape from trying to fit in oh oh, he became such a strange shape, Such a strange shaaaape, He hopes the roof flies off and he gets blown out into space, he always makes such expensive mistakes.

    • @_4lec
      @_4lec 5 років тому +10

      That's rule #4 of the ten crack commandments

    • @marcusschiff1779
      @marcusschiff1779 5 років тому +6

      @@_4lec Ten *Candy* Commandments

  • @Skavoc
    @Skavoc 10 років тому +386

    6:22 "It has almost AN orange..."
    AN ORANGE WHAT

  • @JacquesWS
    @JacquesWS 8 років тому +192

    Mate, you're complaining about sweets being outlawed and I'm sat here, living in a world, where a settlement always needs my help.

    • @biglegs5309
      @biglegs5309 8 років тому

      +Tarantulord r u from ifunny

    • @endermage77
      @endermage77 5 років тому +1

      *You will doing rescued*
      *Do not try to resist*

    • @asheru2649
      @asheru2649 4 роки тому

      big legs wait are you from iFunny?

    • @asheru2649
      @asheru2649 4 роки тому

      Preston Garvey I don’t think this was suppose to be directed to me but either way *i am never doing another settlement again jesues Christ get away from me please*

  • @Felix-dx2qw
    @Felix-dx2qw 7 років тому +164

    20:55 when you nearly laughed out loud talking about how the candy tastes like beans

  • @RambosBodyguard
    @RambosBodyguard Рік тому +24

    Can't believe this was released 10 YEARS AGO! I remember watching this right after it was released. Classic.

  • @petergriffin1492
    @petergriffin1492 7 років тому +378

    2 hours before this he thought "I need an excuse to eat some candy"

  • @thegentleman1541
    @thegentleman1541 10 років тому +669

    Do you have any mentats? or some jet?

    • @owainglyndwr8402
      @owainglyndwr8402 9 років тому +4

      Lol, not even hype

    • @benveteto3151
      @benveteto3151 9 років тому +25

      Stealth-boys

    • @fullarmormrnewtypex3rx-036
      @fullarmormrnewtypex3rx-036 7 років тому +13

      TheGentleman or buffout

    • @Zoinks.mp4
      @Zoinks.mp4 7 років тому +19

      TheGentleman well if sugar is scarce that would mean soft drinks get me all the goddam nuka cola you have!!!

    • @mikedalmoro6596
      @mikedalmoro6596 7 років тому +17

      TheGentleman radstag? rad roach meat? how bou dat

  • @abdullahbajwa7101
    @abdullahbajwa7101 4 роки тому +202

    Anyone else come back to the original after watching “The man”

    • @capriciousgaming9322
      @capriciousgaming9322 4 роки тому +2

      I have.

    • @ItzElite123
      @ItzElite123 4 роки тому +1

      yep

    • @offrow
      @offrow 4 роки тому

      yeah

    • @TheeNucas
      @TheeNucas 4 роки тому +1

      Nah I just wanted to watch the first candy man

    • @KillerKilometers
      @KillerKilometers 4 роки тому +3

      So the man was a prequel, but i dont know if the man is the candy man, and this is basically the "next episode" (because at the end of the man he shaves his head and here he is shaved)

  • @codex1809
    @codex1809 9 років тому +249

    "30,000 might be a lot" LOL
    You have an amazing talent. Here I am, a grown ass man, watching some dude talk about candy.

  • @ThunderSeethe
    @ThunderSeethe 10 років тому +48

    And I'm back again.
    27:47 for the best line in all of that is candy and ASMR history. I really hope, for jokes sake, someone sends him 30,000 of those candies.

  • @TheOneAndOnlyKento
    @TheOneAndOnlyKento 7 років тому +244

    "Sugar became scarce"... so sugar now wears flannel shirts??

    • @AleutianSailor
      @AleutianSailor 7 років тому +3

      Syntax you win

    • @IO-uv3fm
      @IO-uv3fm 6 років тому +2

      You get a sticker for that meme-ery my dude.

    • @coopercobb8867
      @coopercobb8867 5 років тому

      Badum tsss

    • @thescientist1245
      @thescientist1245 5 років тому +5

      walks out from behind tree
      *Hey what’s up guys-*

    • @adamdewaele
      @adamdewaele 5 років тому +1

      The sugar is missing because somebody tied it up in a bathroom. I hope someone gets this lmao

  • @dancemania-c760
    @dancemania-c760 3 роки тому +70

    Timestamps
    ------------------------------
    Intro 0:01-4:10
    Circus peanuts 4:11-7:20
    Chocolate covered peanuts 7:21-11:03
    Candy coated licorise 11:19-14:33
    Peanut butter & chocolate candy 14:43-18:50
    Boston baked beans 19:31-22:10
    Swedish Fish 22:17-24:40
    Caramel creams 24:44- 28:33
    Rollos 28:53-33:39
    Mike & Ike's 34:00-37:55
    Pop rocks 39:10-42:20
    Overview 42:25-44:00
    Ending 44:06

  • @masteroogway3770
    @masteroogway3770 7 років тому +224

    no ads?! what a legend, you saved my ears bro

    • @DakotaHoll
      @DakotaHoll 7 років тому +6

      Reading this i some hoe poked myself in the eye so poo to you

    • @felipe_claro
      @felipe_claro 7 років тому +1

      Dakota Holl poor you

    • @DakotaHoll
      @DakotaHoll 7 років тому

      Concentrated Bleach Poo poo for you

    • @felipe_claro
      @felipe_claro 7 років тому +1

      i actually fell bad for you man but alright

    • @DakotaHoll
      @DakotaHoll 7 років тому

      Concentrated Bleach What do you mean? I did not take it in a bad way. Was just responding in a way trying not to sound a way I did not mean.

  • @josephvintuks7183
    @josephvintuks7183 8 років тому +343

    Lol IMAGINE if Fallout 4 came out with a character of the Candy Man. He could be your companion, but instead of fighting with you he would just feed you candy and whisper XD

    • @0oXEROo0
      @0oXEROo0 8 років тому +5

      so... quiet piper?

    • @0oXEROo0
      @0oXEROo0 8 років тому +2

      so... quiet piper?

    • @JacquesWS
      @JacquesWS 8 років тому +26

      +0oXEROo0 "This has helped me out in a pinch" Piper, this is bubblegum...

    • @ClovisPictures
      @ClovisPictures 8 років тому +2

      lmao! You gain nothing, whatsoever! Just tingles that put you to sleep, and let the fallout radiation suffocate and burn you! lmao

    • @puregameing9230
      @puregameing9230 8 років тому

      Zed Zombuy's Ashopalypse a store lol

  • @siradmin6791
    @siradmin6791 2 роки тому +14

    This is a certified hood classic

  • @hammers7657
    @hammers7657 8 років тому +114

    So candy is like meth now, its hard to acquire, its illegal and its hard to make

    • @kevinbrand2836
      @kevinbrand2836 8 років тому +15

      +Elerium Dude, just because you watched BB doesn't mean it's easy. According to my chemestry teacher (We had a lesson talking about Breaking Bad) the formula isn't that complicated but getting the reaction right is a lot more difficult. Kinda like making Alc. Producing it needs some skill and set up. Producing good alcohole is on another layer of difficult...

    • @gravuun5753
      @gravuun5753 8 років тому +11

      +Elerium Everyone look at me, I watched Breaking Bad one time, I know everything about meth
      You sound just like those kids who play Call of Duty for 45 minutes and think they're experts on guns and military strategy.

    • @gravuun5753
      @gravuun5753 8 років тому +1

      ***** Fuck off.

    • @petergriffin1492
      @petergriffin1492 8 років тому +2

      And it tastes great.

    • @shoe6003
      @shoe6003 8 років тому +2

      well if it's like meth get Walter White on that shit!

  • @EphemeralRift
    @EphemeralRift  11 років тому +85

    Maybe there is a vault of secret recipes. Let your imagination run wild ;) Thanks for watching!

    • @SpotTugBoat7057
      @SpotTugBoat7057 Рік тому +1

      cheeseburger‼️

    • @al3xir9269
      @al3xir9269 Рік тому

      hamburger.

    • @troymorris2179
      @troymorris2179 Рік тому

      Bergah

    • @MistyNightASMR
      @MistyNightASMR 11 місяців тому

      Waltuh
      Perhaps there is a Heisenberg; a chemistry teacher diagnosed with cancer who gets involved in the sugar business by creating candy in a secret lab fronted by a grilled-chicken food chain

    • @al3xir9269
      @al3xir9269 7 місяців тому

      You want my recipes? You can have them! I left everything I gathered together in one piece! Now you just have to find it!

  • @PinkiePie2
    @PinkiePie2 9 років тому +432

    You are quite an interesting man... I love your work, how uniquely your videos can blend entertainment with relaxation. It all has substance. All my love goes out to you and all your endeavors.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  9 років тому +91

      Pinkie Pie heh, why thank you kindly. I try my best.

    • @owainglyndwr8402
      @owainglyndwr8402 9 років тому

      +JackDaniel me neither... But they do

    • @BriTheCrafter
      @BriTheCrafter 9 років тому

      +Owen Van Hoose we're everywhere

    • @davidmurphy4672
      @davidmurphy4672 9 років тому +1

      +Jack Daniel Me neither maybe it was the Jack Daniels lol

    • @Gypsycompany
      @Gypsycompany 8 років тому

      +Sir Ignoramus Maximus stop trying to act gangster.

  • @Spenfen
    @Spenfen 8 років тому +55

    I still consider this the greatest ASMR roleplay ever created. Paul, you've really done something legendary with this video. Well done.

  • @eddietemple2302
    @eddietemple2302 10 років тому +92

    Have you ever thought about going into acting in some wider capacity?

  • @paleimitator
    @paleimitator 8 років тому +163

    I can imagine The Candy Man smelling like Cigarette Smoke and having breathe that smells like Old Coffee!

    • @cheesyname
      @cheesyname 8 років тому +18

      I actually like the smell of cigarette smoke and old coffee breath for some reason. Probably because my uncle smells like that.

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 8 років тому +21

      Some of my favorite smells are grease paint, gasoline, and fog from smoke machines, most likely because I associate those scents with the Halloween attraction I work at.

    • @uwuchimaru7082
      @uwuchimaru7082 8 років тому +1

      уєєєєєѕѕѕ

    • @lordofyohkai7672
      @lordofyohkai7672 7 років тому +1

      Crow the mad what about petrol doe?

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 7 років тому +2

      Lord Of Yohkai
      petrol, gasoline, same thing.

  • @itzsaddysucka4214
    @itzsaddysucka4214 Рік тому +8

    9 years!? i remember the release :(

  • @MrEtmer
    @MrEtmer 10 років тому +62

    Now I am imagining a Breaking Bad with candy instead of drugs...

    • @sexybastard5824
      @sexybastard5824 5 років тому +4

      They used candy instead of meth (obviously,) on the show

  • @HarryJamesE
    @HarryJamesE 10 років тому +36

    In my opinion I think this scenario definitely has a chance of actually occurring in the distant future

  • @dieselsal9440
    @dieselsal9440 7 років тому +144

    Imagine a movie or game based around this concept.

  • @MargiePosada
    @MargiePosada 10 років тому +52

    i'm beyond impressed on the quality of this video but what impresses me more is your capability to eat 45 minutes of candy without a single sip of water in between! haha what a champ!

    • @jreynolds21
      @jreynolds21 10 років тому +10

      the video was cut several times

    • @xR3DxSKULLZx
      @xR3DxSKULLZx 10 років тому +15

      jreynolds21 way to shit all over her comment cx

  • @whitesnake6363
    @whitesnake6363 10 років тому +66

    Jesus Christ man... You really love your peanuts....

  • @danagricken4197
    @danagricken4197 2 роки тому +32

    This is one of the first asmr videos I ever saw years ago!! It’s still fantastic. 💫

  • @EphemeralRift
    @EphemeralRift  11 років тому +40

    Miss ya'll too during that 12/24 hour period. Thanks for coming back and sticking with me ; )

  • @ExperienceLOS7713
    @ExperienceLOS7713 10 років тому +48

    I think what I really liked about this video was how you transitioned from the exposition into character without there being a hard cut. It was so smooth and effective, and didn't really take much suspension of disbelief to be immersed into the setting you created. Well done.

  • @ophidian9652
    @ophidian9652 8 років тому +232

    Candy is the new weed

  • @zombiestalker5383
    @zombiestalker5383 9 років тому +48

    Him:Image a world where sugar has been outlawed………
    Me:*Yells* SUGAR IS OUTLAWED?! IM COMING KURT COBAIN! *Places Colt.45 under neck and fires*

  • @EphemeralRift
    @EphemeralRift  11 років тому +34

    It wasn't really that much that I ate. Of course, "much" to me is 3 scoops of ice cream covered in caramel, with peanuts and whipped cream. And that only makes me full, not ill.

  • @jackulmer2761
    @jackulmer2761 9 років тому +22

    Here I am at 2 A.M. laughing my ass off at all the comments when I should be relaxing with the video

  • @ElenaFirebird1
    @ElenaFirebird1 10 років тому +43

    I can't believe this video has been out for a whole year. Jeez. I've watched it so many times.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 років тому +47

      I can't either. And thanks for watching so much.

    • @TheSnKoh
      @TheSnKoh 6 років тому +3

      It's been 4 now and I still research the series

    • @PanGuy_
      @PanGuy_ 3 роки тому

      Well, 7 years now lol

    • @Jack-ex2kc
      @Jack-ex2kc 2 роки тому

      @@PanGuy_ try 9 years

    • @PanGuy_
      @PanGuy_ 2 роки тому

      @@Jack-ex2kc that sure is a long time

  • @xoAliBee
    @xoAliBee 10 років тому +41

    The leather jacket is a nice touch! Great sounds and creative idea. Love it!

  • @allout241
    @allout241 9 років тому +188

    What did the person pay with? Money seems useless in post apocalyptic world. :D

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  9 років тому +315

      Robert Riv You don't want to know.

    • @123456375
      @123456375 9 років тому +48

      They would trade. Just like the old times.

    • @markvonahnen9499
      @markvonahnen9499 9 років тому +34

      They probably have a currency still. According to the story the governments never disbanded into anarchy.

    • @VindicatorAalun
      @VindicatorAalun 9 років тому +129

      Michael Von Ahnen ¨Bottlecaps¨

    • @JacquesWS
      @JacquesWS 9 років тому +36

      coke-cola bottle caps. You can also get special pepsi caps, collect fifty of them and you get a prize!

  • @samuelmejia6878
    @samuelmejia6878 4 роки тому +19

    I can’t believe how it’s been 6 years and I still come back to this video and still get tingles GODDAMN! Truly a classic.

  • @Silhouette93
    @Silhouette93 9 років тому +59

    dude im starvin here. been living of iradiated rats for the last year, stop eating them and give me some

    • @seancarter5607
      @seancarter5607 9 років тому +11

      He WAS offering some.

    • @owainglyndwr8402
      @owainglyndwr8402 9 років тому +6

      What about radroach meat.

    • @setobikouta2310
      @setobikouta2310 9 років тому

      +malcom middle got a big booty do

    • @p3gasus620
      @p3gasus620 8 років тому +1

      +Owen Van Hoose I'm living like a rich bastard. I eat Mirelurks all day in bed with my death law hide.

    • @AdolfHitler-nm5gs
      @AdolfHitler-nm5gs 8 років тому

      +Owen Van Hoose or Molerat Meat ?, or even Bloatfly Meat !

  • @kristofferlundgren9895
    @kristofferlundgren9895 Рік тому +2

    I still watch this video every now and then. Love the crinkle sounds of the bags and your whispering. Masterclass.

  • @EphemeralRift
    @EphemeralRift  11 років тому +26

    Thank you very much. Glad to hear it works for ya :)

  • @OrionMelodyMusic
    @OrionMelodyMusic 10 років тому +45

    This is just amazing.. You take ASMR and give it a unique artistic twist.
    I love it so much.

  • @AychOneEnnOne
    @AychOneEnnOne 9 років тому +55

    2030 = Candy is drugs

  • @W1ldP4wz
    @W1ldP4wz Рік тому +3

    3 when this was made, 13 watching now. Crazy how time flies am i right?

  • @codyydoc9087
    @codyydoc9087 9 років тому +8

    I do have to say.. this guy doesn't have a single bad video... all of his videos are calming and amazing.. keep on being awesome!

  • @triodegradeable
    @triodegradeable 8 років тому +189

    I feel like I'm at least 500k of the million views this video has. love it.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  8 років тому +17

      +Jeremy Murphy haha, thank you! ;)

    • @spencer5465
      @spencer5465 8 років тому +8

      Thats like 43 years of watching this video.

    • @trashpanda5869
      @trashpanda5869 8 років тому +3

      +Spencer Fairbanks. Only if he watched it to the end every single time.

    • @uwuchimaru7082
      @uwuchimaru7082 8 років тому +2

      αи∂ ι'м тнє σтнєя нαℓf

    • @uwuchimaru7082
      @uwuchimaru7082 7 років тому +2

      Tommy ​​​Toaster how did u know

  • @druidlololol
    @druidlololol 2 роки тому +7

    Been a long while since I came across this one. Helped me a lot in my early 20s when I was struggling with anxiety.
    I'm 30 now and about to take a nap...

  • @lennipulkkinen6446
    @lennipulkkinen6446 2 роки тому +5

    "Imagine if you will" is this old holy smokes.

  • @capsimp3064
    @capsimp3064 5 років тому +6

    dear lord this was 6 years ago. lol and I was looking at the snack man like "who's this candy man now?" well here he is first of the many

  • @TheSirduckington
    @TheSirduckington 3 роки тому +4

    My guy went from bald to a super hairy lad

  • @mitchellfowler873
    @mitchellfowler873 10 років тому +28

    I really like the way this was executed, with the backround noises almost acting as they were planned. Thankyou for this and i hope to see more!

  • @carterspang5477
    @carterspang5477 8 років тому +74

    You are illegally making candy and you took the time to make free samples?

  • @jimmygalligan1832
    @jimmygalligan1832 10 років тому +33

    There has never been one perfect video besides this one on youtube I watch candyman and candyman2 by ephemeral rift every single night

  • @otterpops4321
    @otterpops4321 9 років тому +27

    Ladies: never watch this during that time of the month. You WILL get sugar cravings!!!! My candy stash is empty now. Need to stock back up. :/

    • @christiancrawford8520
      @christiancrawford8520 9 років тому +28

      I bled from my penis once does that count?

    • @christiancrawford8520
      @christiancrawford8520 9 років тому +9

      MusicFreakOfLife lol, wat?

    • @cloroxbleach3842
      @cloroxbleach3842 8 років тому

      Yeah, during that time of month you should be doing other stuff ;)

    • @klonvomhaus
      @klonvomhaus 8 років тому

      +Sesshomaru Senpai I am doing a certain diet right now, not to eat sugar or carbohydrates after 4pm... It is quite hard to watch him eating all this whilst I myself am not allowed to do so. I got something called rum balls upstairs... and some Chocolate Santas... And... bwah... don't think about it... XD

    • @pinking123et
      @pinking123et 8 років тому +4

      +TheAlchemist Really?...

  • @CodyRockLee13
    @CodyRockLee13 9 років тому +22

    This is going to sound strange, but I suppose a lot of things do in ASMR. Regardless, you, Rift, are the best ASMR eater that I've found. When you eat things, it's a lovely sensation for my ears that others have yet to replicate for me. You're very talented at what you do, man, keep it up!

    • @jelly4art979
      @jelly4art979 9 років тому +1

      CodyRockLee13 hes talented at eating things softly

  • @WTCAT500
    @WTCAT500 10 років тому +60

    he makes me sleepy when he talks lol

    • @jdguitarman123
      @jdguitarman123 10 років тому +71

      That's the point bro! :D

    • @M1COD4
      @M1COD4 10 років тому +30

      It helps me sleep for school

    • @biomerc8445
      @biomerc8445 7 років тому +1

      WTCAT500 that is kind of what it's meant to do 😂

  • @asaprockyis
    @asaprockyis 4 роки тому +3

    Me and my father have been watching this for years now because we both have ASMR, And after so many years of watching this with my dad, It just became famous between me and him. We have kind of built a bond from watching this together for 3 years. Thank you, " Candyman."

  • @ajaybhatia7888
    @ajaybhatia7888 7 років тому +14

    27:40-28:10
    Boi, at 100 vanilla filled caramels you'd be diagnosed with type 46 diabetes.

    • @Armageddon763Slayer
      @Armageddon763Slayer 7 років тому +2

      Ajay Bananas type 46 im dead oh my god

    • @itsluscious9099
      @itsluscious9099 7 років тому +3

      Ajay Bananas In the video, ER says he could est 40,000 (if 100 gives you type 46 like you said, 100 divided by 46 is 2.17, 40,000 divided by 2.17 is 18,433.17, but we'll round it down.) and they are so addicting that you could eat 40,000 like ER said, then eating 40,000 would give you type 18,433 diabetes

  • @Nevir202
    @Nevir202 Рік тому +2

    4:20 just a completely innocuous time stamp. It’s not like a rounded up to arrive at this number for some specific reason.

  • @PotatoMan420
    @PotatoMan420 9 років тому +14

    All together this video has been watched for 24 years. Wow

    • @sauxstall
      @sauxstall 9 років тому +2

      and that from a dog sitting in a swing...

    • @PotatoMan420
      @PotatoMan420 9 років тому +4

      Fredo Santana He's a happy dog in a swing

    • @owainglyndwr8402
      @owainglyndwr8402 8 років тому

      It was uploaded about 2 and a half years ago.

    • @PotatoMan420
      @PotatoMan420 8 років тому +2

      Owen Van Hoose I mean combined time of everyone who watched, check the video stats

    • @kaidencemcmanus9696
      @kaidencemcmanus9696 8 років тому +4

      wow MATH

  • @PumpkinPenguin
    @PumpkinPenguin 10 років тому +6

    Honestly I don't get how people can dislike this, it's one of my favorite videos from ER. Keep coming back to the ones with the leather jacket ;)

  • @SecretlyStarscream
    @SecretlyStarscream 9 років тому +40

    ... Chocolate-covered peanuts?
    TAKE MY MONEY. *throws money at the screen*

    • @hevmolina3248
      @hevmolina3248 9 років тому +3

      In Spain we have a brand called "conguitos", if you ever try it, you will probably move there forever :D

    • @oilyboy7243
      @oilyboy7243 9 років тому

      Peanut MnMs dude

    • @SecretlyStarscream
      @SecretlyStarscream 9 років тому

      Josh Sherman Not the same.

    • @oilyboy7243
      @oilyboy7243 9 років тому

      Tbh true Starscream​

    • @HendersonHinchfinch
      @HendersonHinchfinch 9 років тому +1

      Chocolate covered peanuts?!?!?! LIKE OMG THOSE EXIST?!?! LIKE NO FREAKIN WAY MAN I TOTALLY LIKE NEVER THOUGHT ANYONE WOULD EVER THINK OF COMBINING THOSE 2 THINGS! ITS NOT LIKE THEY ARE AT EVERY SINGLE SUPER MARKET OF ALL TIME!
      TAKE MY SARCASM. (THROWS SARCASM AT SCREEN)

  • @asmrrelaxingsounds7908
    @asmrrelaxingsounds7908 10 років тому +11

    As they say! Very unique ideas! I really like your Fallout inspired ones!

  • @mrrags529
    @mrrags529 2 роки тому +4

    8 years ago damn doesn't feel that long

  • @andrewparsons2391
    @andrewparsons2391 Рік тому +4

    this video inspired me to actually /eat/ Good&Plenty's instead of immediately spitting them out due to my dislike licorice just because you said to 'give it a chance even if you don't like licorice, it gets better'.
    ...you're still not going to get me to eat any tentacle though, no matter how much Deep One Dave extolls it's nutritional and flavor virtues.

  • @sensethevillen
    @sensethevillen 25 днів тому +4

    This gem is a decade old

  • @lordreehaw1267
    @lordreehaw1267 8 років тому +27

    I've been watching ASMR for a while now but 'Tingle' still sounds weird, but I guess that's what happens when your mind is dirtier than old trashcan.

    • @IO-uv3fm
      @IO-uv3fm 6 років тому +1

      You think you’re dirty? Honey have you seen my absolute dumpster of a mind.

  • @asaprockyis
    @asaprockyis 16 днів тому +2

    Probably the first real ASMR video I ever watched. What a classic.

  • @lockjawlarrythememeteam
    @lockjawlarrythememeteam 10 років тому +73

    Thirty thousand... might be a lot.

    • @matthewbest3126
      @matthewbest3126 10 років тому +34

      My favourite line too..."Five thousand, ten thousand, twenty thousand, thirty thou... *beat* thirty thousand might be a lot." The comedic timing is impeccable, actually.

    • @ThePlowunder
      @ThePlowunder 10 років тому +1

      Matthew Best
      Mine as well! TRIGGER!

  • @dutchgymrat
    @dutchgymrat 10 років тому +16

    Thank you SO MUCH for finally getting rid of my insomnia. I LOVE your work.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 років тому +23

      Hey thanks for your feedback and support! Hope your insomnia is a thing of the past.

    • @gorkemozcan7638
      @gorkemozcan7638 9 років тому +2

      Robin T Ephemeral Rift asmr videos have helped me a lot too but i never thought it could treat insomnia. İs it really that effective? Can you please give some specifics on how much it has helped you?

  • @COORDINANCE
    @COORDINANCE 4 місяці тому +4

    Every year for 10 years I’ve commented ❤

  • @Foxless316
    @Foxless316 Рік тому +2

    10 years later and still one of the best ASMR videos around.

  • @flintlockwoodhd7932
    @flintlockwoodhd7932 3 роки тому +4

    The birth of the rift dimension

  • @fmradio4908
    @fmradio4908 2 роки тому +3

    In the beginning there was silence. Until one day the eternal words rang out across the multiverse.
    "Imagine, if you will."
    And that's where it all started.

  • @supchefofficial
    @supchefofficial 7 днів тому +1

    11 years on and I still come back to this one from time to time

  • @lindarthebard
    @lindarthebard 10 років тому +28

    Chewing doesn't really do it for me (how I was raised, elbows on the table got stuck with a fork and open mouths with food in them got slapped) and neither does crinkling, but I have to say that I wish it did because the presentation for this video is *amazing* and extremely inventive. I'm seriously impressed by how clever this is.

    • @niklasholmstedt3650
      @niklasholmstedt3650 10 років тому +8

      I got raised the same way, yet chewing very much triggers me.. Not open mouth "smacking", that I find disgusting and disturbing.. But the sounds of chewing with mouth closed makes me all fuzzy in the head.

  • @mergatroidskittle5573
    @mergatroidskittle5573 10 років тому +44

    Now I want a job in the Candy Man Cartel.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 років тому +44

      Hm. Sounds like the Candy Man needs to do an interview....

    • @mergatroidskittle5573
      @mergatroidskittle5573 10 років тому +27

      Ephemeral Rift I have a recommendation from Willie Wonka. I worked with him back when he was selling Fun Dip on the streets of Candy Land. By the way I'm a big fan.

    • @fishfishrun1207
      @fishfishrun1207 5 років тому +1

      Ephemeral Rift the beauty of this comment is that you actually did it

  • @emerritt2010
    @emerritt2010 10 років тому +4

    Your videos are so creative and it's clear how much time and dedication goes into them. Thank you for making such amazing videos and being such an asset to this community!

  • @FINALSTANDFOLEYOFFICIAL
    @FINALSTANDFOLEYOFFICIAL 8 років тому +2

    Have always loved this video, always come back to it

  • @TvxLinux
    @TvxLinux 2 роки тому +5

    I just stumbled upon @Ephemeral Rift again in my feeds after not watching for quite a while. And i just had to come back to this video, as it is my first video ever i watched from ER

  • @handsoap4695
    @handsoap4695 9 років тому +6

    You should make a candy man video with sodas , it would be so cool and relaxing drinking . Hope you like the idea

  • @JS-407
    @JS-407 7 років тому +3

    this is my favorite of all the candy man videos

  • @Kai-ow9gi
    @Kai-ow9gi 7 років тому +9

    A million views.... but only a little over 200 thousand subscribers, you deserve way more credit for the effort you put in. Love your videos, very creative.

    • @petergriffin1492
      @petergriffin1492 7 років тому +1

      Dakota Frerking Ayy nice name

    • @Kai-ow9gi
      @Kai-ow9gi 7 років тому +1

      Dakota Deal right back at you man

    • @julianne1066
      @julianne1066 6 років тому

      Welcome to the futuuuree ! I love him too:)

  • @brcage
    @brcage 7 місяців тому +3

    I cant believe this is over 10 years old 😅 i remember it so clearly.... Always amazing! 🎉

  • @thegamingtyrant9154
    @thegamingtyrant9154 9 років тому +21

    This "Distant future" doesn't seem so distant after all. The US is already starting to crack down on some obesity causing things. THE END IS NIGH!

    • @zachbaker6023
      @zachbaker6023 9 років тому

      Im fucking done with fatties making our country ugly long live murica!

    • @thegamingtyrant9154
      @thegamingtyrant9154 9 років тому +5

      +Nate Bravender how about we just encourage sports and exercise, no cracking down required.

    • @thegamingtyrant9154
      @thegamingtyrant9154 9 років тому +2

      +Doctor Celly little ignorant but whatever

    • @thegamingtyrant9154
      @thegamingtyrant9154 9 років тому +2

      ***** Oh yes, I would think you should say "Promoting exercise and sports" then. Saying cracking down sounds a little harsh.

    • @thegamingtyrant9154
      @thegamingtyrant9154 9 років тому +2

      ***** First time any two people have agreed on the internet. WORLD RECORD!

  • @HTLiu1
    @HTLiu1 4 роки тому +3

    Just realized this lore was *7 years old*

  • @mizzmt616
    @mizzmt616 6 місяців тому +4

    I’ve watched this video probably 30 times . Maybe more 😂

  • @patrickmcelrath4962
    @patrickmcelrath4962 5 місяців тому +3

    This is a certified sleep classic.

  • @lemontang889
    @lemontang889 10 років тому +14

    I love the sound of your leather jacket!!

  • @matthewzweig1557
    @matthewzweig1557 10 років тому +4

    This is probably the best ASMR video of all time. Everything is just so perfect about it

  • @aidanrocha2043
    @aidanrocha2043 4 роки тому +2

    This poor man ate circus peanuts for us.

  • @SoapySupreme
    @SoapySupreme 4 роки тому +2

    This video is a classic for me. 🙏🏻❤️

  • @eminshavadyev1500
    @eminshavadyev1500 10 років тому +8

    This guy needs to be an actor, seriously

  • @persephonedaubigny3792
    @persephonedaubigny3792 8 років тому +14

    I think I have a problem.
    Not long ago, I went to an arcade, won a jackpot 27 times, and spent all the tickets on fun dip.

    • @typicalandroiduser6095
      @typicalandroiduser6095 8 років тому +6

      my niece won a jackpot and bought a spoon
      :(

    • @TIGERZ961
      @TIGERZ961 8 років тому +2

      +Typical Android User 😂😂👌👌

    • @DinkiDoggo
      @DinkiDoggo 7 років тому +2

      +Tedabite 👌😂👌👌😂👌👌👌👌😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌

    • @trevonw.7825
      @trevonw.7825 7 років тому +2

      You can't win a jackpot 27 times. All jackpots reset after won. That's why its called a jackpot because it empties out the winning. Nice try tho....

    • @alexandereugenhelgesen8032
      @alexandereugenhelgesen8032 7 років тому

      HEYGUYSITSYABOY gaming pls kill me jv

  • @Ericck45
    @Ericck45 3 роки тому +1

    2021 and I still come back to watch this MASTERPIECE of Art. Thank you for all you do!!!

  • @macfunny306
    @macfunny306 Рік тому +1

    Been seen uncle E for nearly 11 years straight now and i still love this vid and the new ones