Elden Ring for Dummies
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
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Bruce: / brucegreene
Kassem: / kassemg
Lawrence: / sirlarr
Edited by Chelsea Schneider
/ schnelsea
We love artistic integrity.
Commenting for Al Goretism
Al Gore's jism?
If a la gor tism gets this right, it should recognize my comments.
For the Al Gore Rhythm
Yo, I think my doctor diagnosed me with that! Apparently I have like 80 High Definitions as well or something, but I dunno what that means, I got distracted while they were talking cos I was tryna work out if 80 was a high score or not
Kassem shows demonstrates once again that he is the best gamer ever, but really I'm just here for the Alien Update. Gimme more AU!
Shows demonstrates
Sam Hyde x Brought You This Thing, when?
As a person who is highly autistic towards the UAP phenomena I feel proudly represented as well
Thanks for using your own money so I didn't have to
"Seamless Transition" please never change, Chelsea. you are a beautiful soul
Kassem's "alien updates" are the only reason i support this channel and keep coming back. Don't let them keep you down brother.
Heres for the EXCLUSIVE super premium platinum membership.
Also, Lawrence is right, there 100% is a right way and a wrong way to load the dishwasher.
"I feel like Rise of Skywalker made me like two percent more autistic" Same Lawrence same
This but the Prequels.
Chelsea hacked BUTT for us so we could get this free content!
Bruce challenged Kass on his comment about autism and his justification was stronger than any of us could have ever imagined.
Still in Rehab but getting out soon! Love you guys thank you for helping me get through it ❤
Congrats on getting into rehab and getting clean, hope you are doing well
@@ChristianPierce thank you so much I’m doing really well. 75 days clean :)
170 days sober from alcohol after almost dying. Don't give up bro you got this!!!
@@MadameButterflithis is so amazing! Congrats ❤❤
Congrats man, rooting for you and hope it all goes well for you.😊
The willingness/need for Lawrence to tell on himself for comedic reasons (hard while in moms van bit) is genuinely something we should never take for granted. Every self own makes me appreciate him that much more.
You a real one Lawdawg ❤
There was a famous moment in 2007 when Porn got aired on the Disney channel due to a tv network mistake. I was among those that bore witness to that glorious event. I'll never know why that woman was handcuffed to the fridge, or why her husband was cheating on her on top of a table, ignoring her... but by god it will always be burned into my brain.
That kind of experience at a you g age has got to unlock a new fetish for you
You poor soul
How old were you ..? Must’ve been on the majestic island of Epstein at one point in your life coincidentally too, huh? 😅
... what the fuck, benyo.
"2 weeks ago I watched Twister every night for 7 days straight"
hi chelsea from another token 2% woman!!!
I just noticed this channel was unscrambled, watchen every minute of it!
Shh 🤫 just keep the volume low before mom comes in the room!
Chelsea should win an Oscar for Jizz Skywalker 3D print, masterful 10/10
Kassem's Art Bell shirt was the icing on the cake for his disclosure rant
I'm just happy anyone remembers Art Bell. That's cool.
When Kasem said he watched Twister for a week straight, I almost died. I can only take so much Bill Paxton..that may be peak autism..
Hey that's not fair to Freud, He developed a complex system of analysis that also involves hating your dad
lmao bruce forcing lawrence and kassem to commit to the homo-autismo bit and then accusing them of being neurotypical is the comedy equivalent of a cop smashing out your tail-light
I just appreciate the hell out of you guys. Keep it up!
Hahaha it might have been unintentional Chelsae, but "Praeton" sounding in my head like "preyed on" made me cackle.
To answer your question Lawrence, Freud would likely say that the thrills experienced while riding a roller coaster are an expression of what he called the death drive.
That random 2 second snippet of You Are the Moon by The Hush Sound gave me such a flash of nostalgia. Thank you for that Chelsea.
Kassem's deep state shadow should have a cutout for his luxurious moustache.
Just rewatched you guys recently. Hell yea new episode baby!! Also, Kassem epic battle with that rolling sheep and he kept missing was hilarious lmao.
I'm just here for the next alien update
I have now seen every episode of this show this channel has produced
That's like... 10 videos.
@@Zer0FiveSeven40ish
You guys have fallen off, no Garbage Patch Kids joke?
isn't kassem's birthday really the friends we made along the way?
Exactly
I downloaded star trek fleet command, just for you!!
As an autistic person, you guys (especially Lawrence) fuckin' nailed that shit. I am losing it laughing. If there was an autistic equivalent to "y'all are invited to the cookout" I'd use it here (maybe "I'd share my chicken nuggies with y'all"?)
law dog can have some of my honey mussie and chicky tendies.
Did I just hear You are the a Moon when Kassem starts to cry?! 🤯🤯🤯
Love Fridays again. Thanks guys.
Here's the thing: it is a nightmare to get through the process for diagnosis as an adult, but the lack of diagnosis does not change my neurodivergence.
Exactly! Of course we're not about to use a hard and fast metric to decide whether it was appropriate for the boys to make those jokes, but it is still a very valid point. I didn't get my diagnosis confirmed til last year, but it's still been a very big part of my life over the last 34/35 years
@thebackup2121 please don't get me wrong: I'm not concerned about appropriate or not. Jokes are jokes for the most part. But as a just in case, I like to throw out the real info if I am able.
Also: congrats on getting your diagnosis!!
Hello to the best editor in the game
She ain't that great, knock it off with the Chelsea-worshipping. Kassem's what it's all about.
@@Beastmode-hk3fj you chow balls
@@Beastmode-hk3fjthis is definitely Kassem's burner account
@@Beastmode-hk3fj Pfft. Kassem is at best the Jar Jar Binks of the team.
Just kidding folks. It's just jokes.
@@Beastmode-hk3fj Chelsea had the funniest joke in the last video. She's consistently the funniest part of these uploads.
Watching for Chelsea, commenting for the algorithm
2:25 I remember that EXACT cable box in my house growing up. Not the nostalgia I was expecting today, but I’m here for it.
Also, if aliens weren’t real, we would never have had cable. Checkmate nonbelievers.
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Was that some of the Okami soundtrack I heard towards the end of the video?!?!?!?!?!
Kassem, that's the sweetest fucking Art Bell shirt that I've ever seen.
I'm digging that Art Bell shirt Kassem. Coast to Coast.
Possible new Kassam channel name: "Brought You The Truth"
A joke second account that just reposts Kassem's Alien Updates would be hilarious
BYTT - Brought You This Truth, thank you Kassem
Can’t wait when you guys get to 100k Scrooblers
Came for the sword play stuck around for Kassem's gun show. Such great content in such a short amount of time. Love you guys.
I can't wait for the next video where they all take the RAADS-R and find out that Lawrence and Kassem definitely have the tism
Just checked Chelsea's 'Testimonials' on her website and it would seem that Kassen hasn't provided one!
Do he have any kind words of endorsement?
Party Mode?!?!? Andy Cortez is smilin somewhere
Holy goddamn you bastards are so cute
Chelsie Goated btw 🐐💯
More X-Files Club mix
"When I shoot out it is basically just an action figure" -- This got me out of the blue. 😂
Okay. I love watching ur vids while drunk because not only do I get to rewatch the eps as if the were brand new, but I also wake up to an Art Bell tee on my porch. God bless Bacardi and the internet.
Leaving a comment for the Al Gore rhythm.
My favorite part of Kassem's Alien Update is that I'm not sure how much of it is a bit from him. I think that's evidence he might have some tisms.
AI here commenting for the human-gorithm (it's okay I am a gay robot)
just gotta keep repeating to myself "shadow kassem can't hurt me"
watching this while loading the dishwasher correctly
they positively are the best at playing only the first 5 mins of any game
I caught that Hush Sound needle drop Chelsea! Goated music taste
why do they play games on this alien update channel?
i saw a ufo with 6 friends in 2012. we all had cell phones. not one of us took a picture. phone cameras at the time were so terrible it didn't even enter our minds as an option
Elons kid growing up on a trash island sounds like the plot of a futuristic Count of Monte Cristo.
I'm here for the TRUTH, Kassem! The TRUTH, I tell's ya!
4:17 I was still laughing at this during the entire ad read
I looked under my toilet and found no glasses
love you chelsea for this edits.... dear lord jajajjaja
KASSEM MORE LIKE BLASYMYASSEM BOOOOOOM GOES THE MUTHFRICKIN DYNAMITE
Best Channel Ever!
I can't wait for more rey Skywalker adventures in episode ten
As someone with AuDHD (autism and ADHD) this is my new favourite comfort video
(insert superlatives re Chelsea)
thank you for continuing to spread the truth kassem 👽
@Bruce love the shelf
Great work as always Chelsea!
I checked under my chair but all I found was empty cans and a spider
bruce and lawrence got to be on each side of kassam's face and beat it and kassam has to finish the game before they finish on him.
Not telling Kassem about the flask? Ouch.
I have definitive proof of aliens but will only discuss it in person with the boys...or Chels....
Another banger vid
Kassemen is my Alex Jones
Ive watched all the videos guys keep it up
Yes UFOs Kassem, please tell us about it... Or when you worked with Norm Macdonald PLEASE honestly PLEASE XXXXXX
As someone with the tism, i've always flagged Lawrence for having at least "an air" of the tistic as well
Autistic people love Lawrence for his reassuringly rectangular head.
Oh he almost certainly is an Autistic person like us; Hyper-fixation, very specific interests and ways on wanting to do things, and the social skills to match, I for one believe he could be and welcome him to our club, even if it's just as an honorary degree XD
I know everything about Kingdom Hearts... I am the Future!
the alien update is a requirement for a butt video
BYTT back with another heater.. Gettin my BBL fix, Big BYTT Lawrence
I've only been away a week and there's already a V2 of Alien Update??? Commendable progress.
BroughtYouThisThing will be the first UA-cam channel to stream Elden ring from space on an alien spacecraft. And y’all will look STUPID for joking about Kassem spreading the real news lamestream won’t talk about.
Need Alien Update/X files intro but SKA version. Thank you
Another S Tier BUTT video to kick off the weekend.
Also, Kassem saying “It’s all about timing” and then immediately dying is the perfect way to sum up Elden Ring.
10:58 Loading the dishwasher "correctly" seems a lot more like an OCD thing and NOT AT ALL an autistic thing, otherwise the autistic people in my life are fucking with my OCD on purpose. If they were loading it correctly, I wouldn't have to keep washing it again on my own cause it's still dirty.
Kassem, the swarthy hunk of Middle Eastern heritage; Lawrence....a racially ambiguous hunk who gives Sexy Samurai vibes, and Bruce. Let me tell you, this is the most diverse cast on the internet and I will fight bare assed anyone who says differently!
OMG, these videos are so good. I also come here for the Alien Updated. Both the original and the club remix! 👽👽👽
These descrambler goggles are the best thing in the world! Thank you BYTT Boys!
how the fuck did you get descrambler goggles underneath my chair at the dispensary?
Kassem, we believe! 👽🛸
can someone sum up that paid promotion splash screen that popped up without my permission that i clicked off immediately?
Kassem is a Gamer 🎮
I was watching this in my car and I reached under my seat for my goggles. I think I pulled out the seat heater...will I get reimbursed for that?
One of the best/worst things I've heard on the internet is: "Microplastics in semen? You mean the pulp?"
If it's your first time playing Elden ring I highly suggest you start as the samurai, especially if you're not familiar with dark souls type games
Me when I want to see the BYTT super premium content: TIME TO HACK