Truck You, Mother Trucker

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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
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    Bruce: / brucegreene
    Kassem: / kassemg
    Lawrence: / sirlarr
    Edited by Chelsea Schneider
    / schnelsea

КОМЕНТАРІ • 380

  • @chucklestheclwn5996
    @chucklestheclwn5996 4 місяці тому +547

    I watched one video in April on my girlfriend's account, sorry for inflating the numbers.

    • @Cynnabuns
      @Cynnabuns 4 місяці тому +25

      Stop. Messing. With. Our. ALGORITHM! DAMMIT!

    • @DawnApon
      @DawnApon 4 місяці тому +24

      The implication being that one account increased the metrics by more than half is funny to me.

    • @ZRHION
      @ZRHION 4 місяці тому +5

      Dont lie all of us here doesnt have a girlfriend, maybe a femboy bf but never a gf

    • @daytonkinney219
      @daytonkinney219 4 місяці тому +16

      I’m a woman! And I ruin the algorithm by watching the videos with my husband on his account.

  • @beefranck
    @beefranck 4 місяці тому +201

    You almost lost me as one of the 3.4% because Lawrence’s gestures scared me so badly, but then my husband explained that Lawrence lives in the TV, not real life.

    • @retarkso8470
      @retarkso8470 3 місяці тому +4

      He’s 100% virtual
      Except for Kaseem, he’s real and under the bed.

  • @C88ALPHA
    @C88ALPHA 4 місяці тому +187

    Kassem single handedly attracting and repelling the 3.4%

  • @nonamejane2572
    @nonamejane2572 4 місяці тому +109

    Proud to be a part of the 3.4%!

  • @Normantheman007
    @Normantheman007 4 місяці тому +78

    Kassem, what if Chelsea is an alien and Bruce has just been covering up for her this whole time

  • @LuqOut27
    @LuqOut27 4 місяці тому +107

    0:14
    Kassem look like he's going to tell his friend not to come to school tomorrow

  • @XwXMARVELXwX
    @XwXMARVELXwX 4 місяці тому +45

    Who's that cool looking guy sitting in Kassem's spot. He looks like he doesn't respect the 3.4%, unlike Kassem who totally respects us 3.4% PS. We love Chelsea

  • @zebra65
    @zebra65 4 місяці тому +32

    These videos always improve my Fridays. The lead in edit to the aliens segment was so good.

  • @TheDanley16
    @TheDanley16 4 місяці тому +78

    From one big man to another

  • @Rehdmenace
    @Rehdmenace 4 місяці тому +27

    The video froze for me when it started, and Lawrence was staring at me so intensely for about 20 seconds, I was both afraid and aroused.

  • @smalltime0
    @smalltime0 4 місяці тому +31

    40 seconds in, Chelsea starts with a breakfast club reference... 10/10

  • @CJGriesmeyer
    @CJGriesmeyer 4 місяці тому +22

    Contributing to the $300/mo, great tier list bit Chelsea

  • @rastasmoomix
    @rastasmoomix 4 місяці тому +23

    Only here for the top notch alien updates

  • @DeanoBanksy
    @DeanoBanksy 4 місяці тому +21

    That 3.4% just became 0.4%

  • @cameronliterally
    @cameronliterally 4 місяці тому +44

    Where's Big Jim, Horny Toad, and Little Man?

  • @MadameButterfli
    @MadameButterfli 4 місяці тому +8

    Part of the 3.4%! Also I’m in rehab and this is the only thing getting me through. Drugs are reharvard, kids!

    • @dannyboylan5926
      @dannyboylan5926 3 дні тому +1

      Hope you're still clean and doing well! Hardest part is making the decision to actually go get help ...

    • @MadameButterfli
      @MadameButterfli 3 дні тому

      @@dannyboylan5926 thank you I’m doing great :)

  • @PennyBuns
    @PennyBuns 4 місяці тому +20

    As part of the 1.4%, I feel so welcomed for this intro

  • @jayceeconales8330
    @jayceeconales8330 4 місяці тому +211

    Kassem is a genuinely handsome man-
    It's too bad he's ReHarvard.

    • @JollyGiant19
      @JollyGiant19 4 місяці тому +1

      A ReHarvard just looking for his gaping DipLoma

    • @iansingh2102
      @iansingh2102 4 місяці тому +5

      Too bad he has an acid tongue

    • @peacemaster8117
      @peacemaster8117 4 місяці тому +4

      @@iansingh2102 Getting roasted by Norm Macdonald would be the highlight of anyone's career.

  • @Kajijojiji
    @Kajijojiji 4 місяці тому +24

    as a representative of the 3.4%, i'd like to formally thank cool guy Kassem for cultivating our viewership and making up for all he's done to women

  • @Serpico928
    @Serpico928 4 місяці тому +6

    Aren’t we all just dolls assembled with bones man. Open your mind man

  • @thatoneperson5628
    @thatoneperson5628 4 місяці тому +14

    My favorite thing about BUTT is that the one video we get a week has a %100 chance of having a UFO update. This must be why women choose to watch this inclusive channel

  • @faeriedust52
    @faeriedust52 4 місяці тому +5

    I almost got distracted by how amazing Chelsea is by the New Kassem™️. Almost, but he can’t take away that amazing editing 🤣🤣

  • @Teddyfxckspin
    @Teddyfxckspin 4 місяці тому +25

    I'm waiting for Lawrence's cute era, I think he's got it in him

  • @DACFalloutRanger
    @DACFalloutRanger 4 місяці тому +17

    The best trucker since Brent "Kid" Snatcher

    • @Kirinotes
      @Kirinotes 4 місяці тому +2

      "Haha...just call me Kid."

  • @ImJustCam
    @ImJustCam 3 місяці тому +3

    These videos remind me of past days far gone, a true return to form. Thank you Bruce, Lawrence, and kass

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 4 місяці тому +5

    Lawrence making farting sounds right as the video starts is peak of this channel. Just like Bruce and Kassem failing to make fun of Chelsea.

  • @kshaffer82
    @kshaffer82 4 місяці тому +37

    Chelsea is the best part of this channel.

  • @callumj6142
    @callumj6142 4 місяці тому +8

    Thanks, look forward to these Fridays. Also Chelsea's pretty great.

  • @Austin7934
    @Austin7934 4 місяці тому +5

    Woah there big man.

  • @preparetotakeaim66
    @preparetotakeaim66 4 місяці тому +5

    Important question for that 3.4%: Would you rather be alone in the woods with Kassem or a bear? Now what if that bear was actually Chewbacca Chelsea?

  • @ayvogt
    @ayvogt 4 місяці тому +41

    Chelsea please be nice enough to share some of this superchat with Bruce, he has a daughter to take care of. I'm not sure what these other two guys have going on but Bruce has a DAUGHTER.

  • @colejenkinsmusic
    @colejenkinsmusic 4 місяці тому +5

    That “Kassem’s Alien Update” reveal edit was hilarious

  • @rbee6507
    @rbee6507 3 місяці тому +2

    Just going to stick my neck out and say how much I appreciate THESE GUYS...for being so grateful and showing love for Chelsea like we all do!

  • @unloadtheweek1820
    @unloadtheweek1820 4 місяці тому +3

    Don’t stop please. It’s unbridled couch coop banter that itches the nostalgia of basement stoner gaming. 💗

  • @DigitaIJustice
    @DigitaIJustice 4 місяці тому +17

    Can’t wait to see what Kassem thinks of the DPI

  • @maraque16
    @maraque16 4 місяці тому +9

    Proud to be part of the 3.4%

  • @Person2541
    @Person2541 4 місяці тому +6

    Don't mention it in the videos but I've subscribed all of my family to your channel when they were asleep

  • @mrvalski
    @mrvalski 4 місяці тому +2

    I'm so glad I get to watch Kassem regularly on YT again. That he's besides two other OGs makes it even better. 😍

  • @lemonchicken41
    @lemonchicken41 4 місяці тому +9

    Always appreciate the look behind the curtain with the analytics talk. The modern UA-cam viewer wants to know our channels are thriving. (Actually it's probably just me but I'm not gonna let that stop me.) This video's first big laugh was "The Greatest Gape," as expected. 😄

  • @Shane665
    @Shane665 4 місяці тому +6

    Kassem midlife crisis comic con edition. We need it. Don’t worry, some of us fans are right there with you.

  • @T-Rev-vz4qm
    @T-Rev-vz4qm 4 місяці тому +3

    Chelsea really has the guys in a good comidic rhythm, keep up the great work chels!

  • @thegameslave2
    @thegameslave2 4 місяці тому +4

    Keep at it, Kassem, don't give up. Those aliens are probably right around the next corner, just waiting to be exposed.

  • @ParyLuvsU
    @ParyLuvsU 4 місяці тому +9

    Thanks!

  • @FunkyLady645
    @FunkyLady645 4 місяці тому +7

    Hey Kassem! Thank you for being the only channel truly for Ladies on UA-cam!

  • @TerraMonstrum7
    @TerraMonstrum7 4 місяці тому +2

    I'm just stopping by real quick to check up on Kassem's Alien Update. Wasn't disappointed.

  • @SPARTAN-107
    @SPARTAN-107 4 місяці тому +3

    The tier list KILLED me 😂 😂

  • @NatetheAceOfficial
    @NatetheAceOfficial 4 місяці тому +3

    Just started the video, gotta get my Chelsea shoutout out there! Making these boys look good can't be easy.

  • @guymann1660
    @guymann1660 4 місяці тому +4

    it's just terrifying screamed words with a lotta spittle and gestures

  • @Ryan_Hecht
    @Ryan_Hecht 4 місяці тому +2

    I think every episode should have a quote tier list

  • @jlthacker06
    @jlthacker06 4 місяці тому +1

    Smart of you to support our love for Chelsea.
    Kassam is adorable. Just like an orange cat he too has no brain cells but hes a good boi

  • @xBB69
    @xBB69 4 місяці тому +1

    I’m really disappointed there hasn’t been a reference to Kassem’s ERB history. Him riding in on a unicorn is seared into my brain

  • @Boyofdestiny205
    @Boyofdestiny205 4 місяці тому +5

    My biggest fear is having robot lot lizards. Then Kassem would lose his highest source of income.

    • @atlashugged2591
      @atlashugged2591 4 місяці тому +1

      Damn robots taking our jobs

    • @UBCS98
      @UBCS98 4 місяці тому +1

      more like Bot Lizards amiriteeee

  • @Arshen
    @Arshen 4 місяці тому +2

    In case you were wondering: no ska.
    Tier list was genius Chelsea!

  • @peterwiseman
    @peterwiseman 3 місяці тому

    Kitty Kassem, Laughing Lawerence, and Baby Bruce are fun to watch

  • @thatotherguy4245
    @thatotherguy4245 4 місяці тому +2

    The editing was amazing on this!

  • @zensibleone2295
    @zensibleone2295 4 місяці тому +2

    I think you guys misheard Chelsea - she wasn't calling you a bunch of useless truckers.

  • @peterboueiri5034
    @peterboueiri5034 4 місяці тому +3

    Just 3 guys being rehavard.

  • @alancarroll7648
    @alancarroll7648 3 місяці тому

    That transition at 13:43 was flawless. Bravo Chelsea.

  • @bigchefdog
    @bigchefdog 4 місяці тому +1

    Kassem is one sick puppy

  • @RageofAlma
    @RageofAlma 4 місяці тому +1

    at this point looking at the analytics should be a segment in every vid

  • @satori3000
    @satori3000 4 місяці тому +3

    Everytime I see a BUTT video I am reminded that *these* are the good old days, these are the days I will look back on and be very happy that they happened. Thanks for the good times. 😁🙌

  • @MatiPryjomko
    @MatiPryjomko 4 місяці тому +1

    Oh boy! Another episode of Chelsea & Friends

  • @Oliviae__
    @Oliviae__ 4 місяці тому +1

    My new favourite channel I've seen every video many times❤❤

  • @YodatheHobbit
    @YodatheHobbit 4 місяці тому +1

    Just when the gameplay starts to get funny... The Aliens attack!
    Aliens hate lovely comedic gameplay.

  • @chrismcbrayer4018
    @chrismcbrayer4018 4 місяці тому

    I think this is a great opportunity for Lawrence to bring the return of Hard Nettin'!

  • @l.ron-tusk3583
    @l.ron-tusk3583 4 місяці тому

    I've been watching since the first episode, and I've never realized how cool Kassem is until now.

    • @littlegreen9274
      @littlegreen9274 4 місяці тому

      He doesn't just pop off that beanie to get cool physically 😎

  • @KingBKboss409
    @KingBKboss409 4 місяці тому

    The dancing alien jump scared me. Thought I was watching Signs again

  • @natalie0505
    @natalie0505 4 місяці тому +2

    3.4%! let's go ladies!!!

  • @MovieGuy808
    @MovieGuy808 4 місяці тому +1

    Love these three guys (and Chelsea, of course). Keep up the great work!

  • @BitterPasta
    @BitterPasta 4 місяці тому +4

    Love you guys!

    • @seti3bb
      @seti3bb 4 місяці тому

      Love you ladies!

  • @mikejfile9070
    @mikejfile9070 4 місяці тому +1

    The most amount of gameplay in months

  • @ebbiejeebie
    @ebbiejeebie 4 місяці тому

    I love the vids when Kass is the one playing, I feel like that's the best dynamic 😊

    • @ebbiejeebie
      @ebbiejeebie 4 місяці тому

      Or maybe Lawrence should play so Bruce and Kassem can do bits in the back

  • @sanderstaylor2
    @sanderstaylor2 4 місяці тому +2

    Best BYTT's on youtube!

  • @kingtastytv
    @kingtastytv 4 місяці тому +1

    I love this stuff you guys are on the cutting edge of gamer humour and kassem is my fave Chelsea is good too

  • @MesGuided
    @MesGuided 4 місяці тому +1

    I’m a big man, thank you for indulging me.

  • @stevenmcloughlin3148
    @stevenmcloughlin3148 4 місяці тому +12

    Ironicaly 96.2% of the jokes that landed for me in this video came from Chelsea's computer trickery. ❤

  • @danmoon4661
    @danmoon4661 4 місяці тому +1

    This is quality content.

  • @LucRice
    @LucRice 2 місяці тому

    I have now seen every episode of this show this channel has produced

  • @jaredbender86
    @jaredbender86 4 місяці тому +1

    The BUTT boys (Bruce, Kassem, & Lawrence) are driving the most precious editor in the World (Chelsea) into our hearts every week. Keep up the amazing work Chelsea...and BUTT boys.😊

  • @MrMoriardy
    @MrMoriardy 4 місяці тому +1

    13:35 Pay attention folks, this is what gets you the BIG roles with BIG directors like Michael Bay, truly a master gracing us with his craft

  • @mapleycanadian22
    @mapleycanadian22 4 місяці тому +2

    Congrats on the engagement guys!

  • @Brovovius
    @Brovovius 4 місяці тому

    The Gape Escape was such a funny bit

  • @supermaryg
    @supermaryg 4 місяці тому +1

    Me and my sister talking (roughly paraphrasing but surprisingly accurate) "so it was the latest BYTT video that you caught up on?"
    "UH I'm not sure, I think so, it had so many good moments"
    "was it the latest tho - what games was it they were playing?"
    "OH uh I can't even remember... there was a game.. but...?
    "doesn't narrow it down. OH were they talking about having no women watching? "
    "y-yeah ?"
    "oh... that doesn't narrow it down either"
    "Oh the thing about bring their 3% of women down to zer--" she's already nodding and laughing
    (we're both feminists so i think that should double our viewer count just saying cuz equality)

  • @MrAbstractfragment
    @MrAbstractfragment 4 місяці тому

    I'd love to watch you guys play Voices of the Void! It seems right up Kassem's alley with all of his alien conspiracies and so forth

  • @Killtacboy
    @Killtacboy 4 місяці тому +1

    Can’t wait to see a final showdown between Chelsea and Kassem. (We all know who will win.)

  • @MetropolisKid
    @MetropolisKid 4 місяці тому

    here for the gameplay… always stay for kassems alien update.

  • @PushedPins
    @PushedPins 4 місяці тому +3

    Hey Chelsea, a couple critiques!…So the video is too good and very funny it made me watch more now I can’t stop watching NO THANKS TO YOU CHELSEA

  • @michaelmiller9980
    @michaelmiller9980 4 місяці тому +2

    I wonder how many women would rather prefer running into a bear while hiking over running into "Kas-Daddy"

  • @Ep1o
    @Ep1o 4 місяці тому +4

    How nice of Chelsea to not put a single line in F tier

  • @BlackWidowMac
    @BlackWidowMac 4 місяці тому

    “Hang on man, let me build the premise of this bit” had me completely dead.

  • @CouldBeUtkarsh
    @CouldBeUtkarsh 4 місяці тому +1

    Brent “Kid” Snatcher

  • @colinsharpe4916
    @colinsharpe4916 4 місяці тому

    Thank god I lived another week and got to see another episode. Fingers crossed I make it to this Friday! Or idk maybe Monday when I get around to watching it but probably Friday!

  • @Shamr0ck01
    @Shamr0ck01 4 місяці тому

    Truck me?!?! Truck me!?!? NO TRuck you! Nice shelf Bruce!

  • @Sutchman
    @Sutchman 4 місяці тому

    I for one welcome our robot lot lizard overlords.

  • @Fazquel
    @Fazquel 4 місяці тому +1

    4 and a half minutes in and I just remembered this was supposed to be a gameplay. I blame Chelsea for not using text on screen to remind me. Btw Kassem is looking young and totally not bullyable

  • @Trev_Izzy_Williams
    @Trev_Izzy_Williams 4 місяці тому

    That's a great impression of Nic Cage at the end 😅

  • @hyttennis
    @hyttennis 4 місяці тому +1

    The Greatest Gape 😂😂😂

  • @justanothertable
    @justanothertable 4 місяці тому +1

    I bet I can braid Bruce's tummy hair

  • @donny6033
    @donny6033 4 місяці тому

    flying highhh in my superman socksss

  • @katdonvee
    @katdonvee 4 місяці тому

    Chelsea did a great job with this one