Can Dyson Headphones Save NEW YORK!?!

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  • @qwwertyyuiopp
    @qwwertyyuiopp Рік тому +90871

    1000$ is crazy. You could get a proper professional respirator/gas mask and a pair of headphones with it

    • @satibel
      @satibel Рік тому +2609

      Yeah you can get a papr system with a noise cancelling headset.

    • @dylanzrim3635
      @dylanzrim3635 Рік тому +1200

      Especially considering replacement cartridges are probably big $$ too.
      Not to mention that smoke will still get in the user’s eyes

    • @SpecterNeverSpectator
      @SpecterNeverSpectator Рік тому +717

      It's more of a gimmick, for example, if you have a chopper and a plane no one bats an eye.
      But when you put a plane into a chopper then suddenly the us government wants to use it for military purposes despite it being shit.

    • @DaFirebird
      @DaFirebird Рік тому +215

      @@SpecterNeverSpectatorwhat?

    • @SpecterNeverSpectator
      @SpecterNeverSpectator Рік тому +447

      @@DaFirebird it's a gimmicky product, mixing headphones and gas masks because fuck knows why.
      The comparison I did was just a joke, thought I'd be funny if I said something oddly specific, I was referencing how the US bought a shit ton of v-280 helicopters, which have a high rate of "no one can fly this shit"

  • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
    @themonsterunderyourbed9408 Рік тому +8084

    Dyson is the king at solving problems that already have better solutions.

    • @aqilhaziq2447
      @aqilhaziq2447 Рік тому +123

      And expensive as heck

    • @johnunderwood1760
      @johnunderwood1760 Рік тому

      Dyson vacs are overpriced garbage too, reminds me of apple with how boldly they price their stuff

    • @bloodytoad2010
      @bloodytoad2010 Рік тому +9

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @jonathanpark7245
      @jonathanpark7245 Рік тому +15

      But what about the smoke that you breath in? I'm confused about this. Maybe it's just me that breathes through my nose/mouth and not my ears?

    • @chrisavery3416
      @chrisavery3416 Рік тому

      might be wrong about this, but i think the idea is that there's a route for air that goes from the headphone bit to the mouthpiece, and it's filtered inbetween, so when it reaches the mouth, it's filtered.@@jonathanpark7245

  • @abclove97
    @abclove97 Рік тому +4973

    Someone decided to repurpose the reverse bear trap as headphones

    • @fatherplatypus2316
      @fatherplatypus2316 Рік тому +107

      Took "I wanna play a game" quite literally

    • @Suitsnstylesguy
      @Suitsnstylesguy Рік тому +19

      Nah cause someone in New York gonna actually get inspired by this 💀

    • @balazs7235
      @balazs7235 Рік тому +32

      Jigsaw out here saving lives

    • @USERNAME1-x5u
      @USERNAME1-x5u Рік тому +4

      I see nothing but hentai avatars in this comment section then I see yours.

    • @abclove97
      @abclove97 Рік тому +4

      @@USERNAME1-x5u I am a beacon of light surrounded by darkness, I'm something of a beacon myself

  • @Grav_0
    @Grav_0 9 місяців тому +164

    "Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it."

  • @EndOfFragNet
    @EndOfFragNet Рік тому +5508

    “As I terrorize Gotham I will feed its people hope to poison their souls.”

  • @foxboiunknown320
    @foxboiunknown320 Рік тому +4174

    Batman: yo bane wheres the drip
    Bane:

    • @myway1676
      @myway1676 Рік тому +32

      My thoughts exactly, these headphones would be ideal to use as part of a Bane cosplay outfit/costume

    • @ratave6472
      @ratave6472 Рік тому +8

      NAHHHH 😂😂😂

    • @symontemplah4
      @symontemplah4 Рік тому +4

      Im came to the comments for this right here! Didn't disappoint 😂

    • @FriendlyYouTubeCrusader
      @FriendlyYouTubeCrusader Рік тому +13

      “Ohhh you think drip is your ally… you merely adopted the drip, I was born in it, molded by it.”

    • @bhey7508
      @bhey7508 Рік тому

      All I see smell and hear is DRIP

  • @calebschwartz7048
    @calebschwartz7048 Рік тому +10230

    You merely adopted the clean air, I was born in it

  • @max.t957
    @max.t957 10 місяців тому +1784

    “From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.”

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 7 місяців тому +13

      Adam Smasher?

    • @demoworldplayer
      @demoworldplayer 7 місяців тому +39

      ​@@TheDennys21 I longed for the strength and certainty of steel.

    • @mrsteve-mj7nc
      @mrsteve-mj7nc 7 місяців тому +21

      Warhammer 40k?

    • @enclave7125
      @enclave7125 7 місяців тому +11

      I craved the strength and certainty of steel

    • @minimanbeast1014
      @minimanbeast1014 7 місяців тому +16

      I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine

  • @yUNS-
    @yUNS- Рік тому +18991

    "No one cared who I was until I put on the air purifier."

    • @RoboOrange
      @RoboOrange Рік тому +220

      I was looking for this

    • @Zoso55
      @Zoso55 Рік тому +82

      Beat me to it.

    • @jacksmith2909
      @jacksmith2909 Рік тому +41

      What is this quote referencing?

    • @Zoso55
      @Zoso55 Рік тому +169

      @@jacksmith2909 The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

    • @moises9757
      @moises9757 Рік тому +70

      You're a Big Guy

  • @supremespark4755
    @supremespark4755 Рік тому +4568

    Mexico in movies: *Orange tint*
    NYC irl:

  • @eisoichika8964
    @eisoichika8964 Рік тому +997

    Bro gon break batman's spine

    • @SplitSauce2289
      @SplitSauce2289 Рік тому +4

      Lol

    • @avijitchaki2613
      @avijitchaki2613 Рік тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂 yes , finally a comment that I can relate to...🎉🎉🎉

    • @nazarjuna
      @nazarjuna Рік тому +12

      Aaaah...U think clean air is ur ally? I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't breathe clean air til I was a man but by then it was nothing to me but AIR!! I wonder which one will break first. The headphones, or the filter...

    • @strange5253
      @strange5253 Рік тому +12

      These jokes are the Bane of this guy’s existence.

    • @noble_lemon
      @noble_lemon Рік тому

      Haha I knew there will be commentary like this 😄

  • @BongusDripVR
    @BongusDripVR 8 місяців тому +89

    Brotha turned into bane💀

    • @Lycans_world
      @Lycans_world 4 місяці тому +1

      True

    • @luiggymacias5735
      @luiggymacias5735 4 місяці тому

      I thought the same 😂

    • @JaniYa23
      @JaniYa23 4 місяці тому

      Only know those who watched dark knight rises

    • @Lycans_world
      @Lycans_world 4 місяці тому

      @@JaniYa23 I watched them comics tho?

  • @some1337dude1
    @some1337dude1 Рік тому +735

    blue tooth headphones coming with respiratory protection from the city’s toxic air is the most cyberpunk dystopian shit i’ve ever seen in my life

    • @twistedlight3432
      @twistedlight3432 Рік тому +19

      the future is here

    • @IamCrisMorales
      @IamCrisMorales Рік тому +9

      I agree, except for blaming the air quality on the city. In this case, it's a foreign wildfire's smoke blowing into the city.

    • @John-X
      @John-X Рік тому +7

      *Cyberpunk:* _High Tech, Low Life_

    • @TOBY-jy7bz
      @TOBY-jy7bz Рік тому +2

      ​@@IamCrisMoralessurely all the factories and the thousands of cars per square milimeter have nothing to do with it

    • @ZxAMobile
      @ZxAMobile Рік тому +6

      @@TOBY-jy7bz they actually don’t. The Canadian wildfires created more pollution than all of the vehicles/pollution in the states combined, by an order of magnitude of 10x.

  • @SonOfABith
    @SonOfABith Рік тому +1436

    This is something Bane would’ve made everyone wear had his plans not been foiled.

    • @keithjohnson7893
      @keithjohnson7893 Рік тому +3

      That’s not bad

    • @dewaltdrill409
      @dewaltdrill409 Рік тому +14

      I thought it was a futuristic bane mask from the thumbnail

    • @CarterTarter
      @CarterTarter Рік тому

      @@dewaltdrill409same 💀

    • @N0o0x0e0r
      @N0o0x0e0r Рік тому

      you mean in their caskets?

    • @Awesomechairman
      @Awesomechairman Рік тому

      He does look like bane now i feel stupid because I said a joke about bane and I didn’t see your comment 😂

  • @regoaimjournal
    @regoaimjournal Рік тому +1158

    Mr.Clean is evolving

  • @Bikash_1001
    @Bikash_1001 6 місяців тому +21

    Nothing just agent 47 pulling out his devices for last mission 😂

  • @MrBizarre6000
    @MrBizarre6000 Рік тому +5220

    is it just me or does he actually look like a proper super villain ??

  • @DavidLopez-th4lw
    @DavidLopez-th4lw Рік тому +2558

    You know what looks like a dystopian apocalypse? Having people walk around with air purifying headphones.

    • @heyitskae
      @heyitskae Рік тому +91

      Im surprised how few comments are reflecting this. Haha funny Bane joke dont pay attention to the message being sent by these headphones existing in the first place ???

    • @nobitatabino5959
      @nobitatabino5959 Рік тому +23

      Imagine when economy growth and education is more important than clean air and water

    • @Laminity
      @Laminity Рік тому +19

      more like a DYSONpian apocalypse.

    • @BrazilianImperialist
      @BrazilianImperialist Рік тому

      ​@@nobitatabino5959It is

    • @AndToTheRepublic4WhichItStands
      @AndToTheRepublic4WhichItStands Рік тому

      Lol doctor masks definitely don't have better nor the same effect... The whole COVID era bs has people thinking basic doctor masks that are designed to stop spit particles from getting inside and on patients during surgeries and stuff are not freaking gas masks

  • @alecneal8335
    @alecneal8335 Рік тому +558

    This is the most dystopian product I've seen that is real

    • @manuelmarcial3202
      @manuelmarcial3202 Рік тому +14

      Listen to music while the world burns around you!

    • @dinamiteurdinamiteur2324
      @dinamiteurdinamiteur2324 Рік тому +2

      If theybpollute enough they will be able to "sell air" as a form of filters.

    • @RedFunk
      @RedFunk Рік тому

      There's a Canadian company that legit sells canned air in China.

    • @meridianline4022
      @meridianline4022 Рік тому

      Shit doesn't even spin

  • @BobBobson-gv3ol
    @BobBobson-gv3ol 9 місяців тому +13

    Sundstrom sr100 with an abek filter and particulate filter infront. Made in sweeden around $250 max. It’s used by asbestos workers and hot works. I used it during the demolition of a power station where I was an oxy cutter. Worked with oil fires, grass fires, burning cable insulation, dust etc. and you can just wash the mask. Abek filter needs to be changed regularly and kept in a container when not in use as it has a carbon element that absorbs moisture.

  • @theworld4980
    @theworld4980 Рік тому +1972

    You merely adopted the darkness, i was born in it

  • @FokkerBoombass
    @FokkerBoombass Рік тому +3992

    The funny part is the implication that NY doesn't normally look like a dystopian apocalypse.

    • @pivomanslovensko
      @pivomanslovensko Рік тому +135

      It doesnt just look like it IT IS.

    • @CheGames497
      @CheGames497 Рік тому

      it isnt, youre just an idiot who hasnt left his hometown. its safer than most red states per capita.

    • @dozergames2395
      @dozergames2395 Рік тому +75

      As a new yorker its a level up as far as dystopian hellscapes go
      4/10 give me snow york back

    • @garlicbreadstick404
      @garlicbreadstick404 Рік тому +37

      Went from zombie apocalypse to mad max

    • @mattpalmer152
      @mattpalmer152 Рік тому

      This is a stupid observation

  • @MadMetaGamer
    @MadMetaGamer 7 місяців тому +20

    The smoke was literally just going right past the ear piece bro 🤣

    • @Mo0shii
      @Mo0shii 6 місяців тому +2

      its a dyson..what u expect xd

    • @natel42069
      @natel42069 5 місяців тому

      Its not though

    • @MadMetaGamer
      @MadMetaGamer 5 місяців тому

      @@natel42069 it is though. Idk what you watched lol, it's literally above his head passing the mask

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 4 місяці тому

      ​@@MadMetaGamerit's not meant to absorb smoke, it's meant to filter the air you breathe

  • @SyIis
    @SyIis Рік тому +689

    "Bro how are you still playing right now"
    *Bane noises intensify*

    • @WarriorLordOfAbyss
      @WarriorLordOfAbyss Рік тому

      You merely adopted the smoke, I was born in it, molded by it. By the time I breather fresh air I was but a man, and at that point it was SUFFOCATING!

  • @Ghostshadow714
    @Ghostshadow714 Рік тому +1087

    "So you think this will save you Batman?"

    • @Wcduc
      @Wcduc 9 місяців тому +7

      “I am vengeance!”

    • @charaznable8072
      @charaznable8072 8 місяців тому +6

      @@Wcduc "I am a very bad chiropractor"

    • @djfromdj
      @djfromdj 8 місяців тому

      @@charaznable8072 lol

    • @Caspeaon
      @Caspeaon 6 місяців тому +1

      I was born in the darkness. Molded by it.

  • @envar1
    @envar1 Рік тому +1550

    “You merely adapted to the smoke. I was born in it, moulded by it.”
    “No one cared who I was ‘til I put on the headset.”

    • @alecouto
      @alecouto Рік тому +20

      I was searching for this comment. Internet people never let me down

    • @aphaes1
      @aphaes1 Рік тому +4

      Damn it I was pretty much going to say the same thing! Great minds think alike

    • @dieseldabz7104
      @dieseldabz7104 Рік тому +1

      Really original comment, not like the one with over 7K likes or anything. People need to think for themselves..

    • @envar1
      @envar1 Рік тому +7

      @@dieseldabz7104 Or. OR. OR!! I came up with the same thing, rushed to the comments to make my joke, and someone else already wrote it, but mine is written better, the only problem is I found the video after them!
      Multiple people can have the same idea, especially when a video like this provokes such an obvious thought.

    • @MotivationalClips2024
      @MotivationalClips2024 Рік тому

      Who is this quote from is it Batman or?

  • @TheBanana_123
    @TheBanana_123 6 місяців тому +6

    Bro has mewed so much he looks like gru from Despicable Me😂😂😂

  • @jax_ignis5638
    @jax_ignis5638 Рік тому +616

    Dude, this looks like something a sound-based super-villain would wear.

  • @wockyslushyyy
    @wockyslushyyy Рік тому +1254

    “I was born in the smoke, molded by it. I didn’t see clean air till I was only a man, but it was nothing to me but suffocating”

    • @mikielgrato5705
      @mikielgrato5705 Рік тому +27

      End the sentence with "suffocating" and it would have been perfect

    • @Guy25096
      @Guy25096 Рік тому +3

      This is kind of cold tbh

    • @Bolchegato
      @Bolchegato Рік тому +12

      "Deliveryman, you cough and lose yourself in the haze... twitching. Defenseless. We shall see how the smoke treats you, and whether or not it is your destiny to die whimpering, the smog, your grave."

    • @redstickles550
      @redstickles550 Рік тому +7

      The Dyson betrays you because it belongs to me

    • @Mangaleaf
      @Mangaleaf Рік тому

      😂😂😂

  • @MaxIrishPolitics
    @MaxIrishPolitics Рік тому +2604

    Bro turned into Bane!

    • @MrSilverProductions
      @MrSilverProductions 11 місяців тому +9

      My thought fr 😂

    • @Hyloshit
      @Hyloshit 11 місяців тому +7

      Either Bane or Immortal Joe.

    • @Juane9000
      @Juane9000 11 місяців тому +9

      I was born in it, molded by it.

    • @404.0
      @404.0 11 місяців тому +4

      @@Juane9000 you merely adopted the darkness

    • @iamjustin_2011
      @iamjustin_2011 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@404.0 I was born in it! Molded by it

  • @Bobthecatguy
    @Bobthecatguy 7 місяців тому +7

    "NOTHING STOPS BATMAN FROM GOTHAM for i am THE DARK NIGHT"

  • @Outsider_07
    @Outsider_07 Рік тому +3338

    $1k? I think I'll just breathe in the smoke, thanks.

    • @satibel
      @satibel Рік тому +72

      Or you can get a cheap full face mask that works well enough for like 40-100 bucks.
      1k is 3m versaflo-peltor PAPR territory (though they go up to 3k for cbrn (chemical biohazard radiological and nuclear) with top of the line peltor headsets)

    • @peytonadair233
      @peytonadair233 Рік тому +19

      @@satibel it was meant to be funny

    • @lltheguy8387
      @lltheguy8387 Рік тому +14

      Lung cancer will cost you a bit more than $1000

    • @owenpizzey2158
      @owenpizzey2158 Рік тому +22

      @@lltheguy8387not in canada

    • @kodyking3090
      @kodyking3090 Рік тому +2

      @@owenpizzey2158yes, after waiting on a 10 month list. But at least you get free healthcare

  • @watamatafoyu
    @watamatafoyu Рік тому +3535

    You know you're in the dystopia when you want to buy air-purifying headphones.

    • @curtisthornsberry4236
      @curtisthornsberry4236 Рік тому +81

      My brain went straight to the cyberpunk meme when I realized what I was looking at

    • @Spurglar8769
      @Spurglar8769 Рік тому +5

      That made me laugh fr top tier comment

    • @soyalex537
      @soyalex537 Рік тому +2

      this does NOT happen in real life, maybe if you went outside you would know

    • @ewok7075
      @ewok7075 Рік тому

      ⁠​⁠@@soyalex537wtf is this?

    • @shinycharizard9221
      @shinycharizard9221 Рік тому +13

      ​@@soyalex537your comment does NOT make sense

  • @ghostofqueenelizabethii
    @ghostofqueenelizabethii Рік тому +181

    Bro’s looked like bane when he put the headphones on 💀💀💀💀

  • @ajaved9351
    @ajaved9351 2 місяці тому +1

    50 years from now and people will call this "Ahead of it's time" invention

  • @ItalianMetalHED
    @ItalianMetalHED Рік тому +901

    Saw another tech reviewer prove these things are worse than just regular face coverings, they had specialist analysis confirm.

    • @matthewburno
      @matthewburno Рік тому +50

      Mkbhd only ch to actually review them as they are and had dr Mike confirmed how it’s worse!

    • @bill-or-somthingbill4390
      @bill-or-somthingbill4390 Рік тому +62

      It looks like $40 wish headphone

    • @ItalianMetalHED
      @ItalianMetalHED Рік тому +4

      @@bill-or-somthingbill4390 haha it does!!

    • @xXBlackxMoonXx1
      @xXBlackxMoonXx1 Рік тому +7

      They didn't talk about smoke though which are bigger particles as Jerry said.

    • @willmah9557
      @willmah9557 Рік тому +10

      Yea makes perfect sense! It doesn’t cup around your nose or anything. What he needs to do to test it is spray the smoke directly at his face and see how that filters the air. These headphones made no sense.

  • @DoctorAlright
    @DoctorAlright Рік тому +680

    “Making New York City look dystopian”
    I think the smoke only enhances the already dystopian vibe of New York

    • @Bleusilences
      @Bleusilences Рік тому +5

      Exactly, it is an dystopian apocalypse.

    • @metalheadisme8389
      @metalheadisme8389 Рік тому +5

      This. The imagery compliments the current state of New York.

    • @CMFlil
      @CMFlil Рік тому +1

      Fr I’m from Ny and it looked mad New York. Ts lowkey looked like liberty city in the death angels one

    • @XdekHckr
      @XdekHckr Рік тому

      World is already dystopia

    • @varietygaming33
      @varietygaming33 Рік тому

      I’ll be happy when it finally sinks into the sea

  • @chriscarr5689
    @chriscarr5689 11 місяців тому +516

    New York looked like a dystopian apocalypse before the smoke.

    • @carryeveryday910
      @carryeveryday910 7 місяців тому +2

      @@XylozetCould of just said you never been to either place and moved on lol.

    • @enkercodm9506
      @enkercodm9506 7 місяців тому +9

      @@carryeveryday910u missed the most obvious Mexico Hollywood shitty color filter joke.

    • @Cretaceous158
      @Cretaceous158 7 місяців тому

      New York was a dystopian apocalypse.

  • @funclips5958
    @funclips5958 8 місяців тому +5

    Now we can look like a real life villain while listening to music

  • @lornenoland8098
    @lornenoland8098 Рік тому +598

    We’re getting closer and closer to the Star Wars aesthetic

    • @adamw.6805
      @adamw.6805 Рік тому +7

      More like mad max era

    • @nah3193
      @nah3193 Рік тому +2

      Smoketroopers

    • @0b100
      @0b100 Рік тому

      It has to be practical & look good though.

    • @haroldnecmann7040
      @haroldnecmann7040 Рік тому

      The empire was right about capitalism

    • @jiverosps8724
      @jiverosps8724 Рік тому

      im not complaining 😅

  • @Spire666
    @Spire666 10 місяців тому +168

    Jerry : you merely adopted the dark, i was born in it

  • @RoyHoy
    @RoyHoy Рік тому +2636

    Who ever created these headphones probably started the wildfires too lol

    • @NYC55B
      @NYC55B Рік тому

      Norton is probably the one who created the virus. 😂

    • @batmansdad3195
      @batmansdad3195 Рік тому

      You mean our federal and provincial governments for banning controlled fires by the indigenous peoples?

    • @생활엔지니어
      @생활엔지니어 Рік тому +22

      No wonder there are more than 400 wildfires

    • @Spencer067
      @Spencer067 Рік тому +4

      We get the fires all the time some years just BC will have 200+ active fires. 2021 we had over 1600 wildfires over the year.

    • @CaptainNomae
      @CaptainNomae Рік тому

      The ones in Quebec were started by lightning, its likely a lot of the others were too

  • @hexagonal69
    @hexagonal69 Місяць тому +1

    1000 dollars is crazy. For that price you can get AirPods Max, a good mask and still have money left over.

  • @SanchitC
    @SanchitC Рік тому +1405

    My condolences to the residents of NYC. May you have the strength to keep living through awful living conditions like normal once the smoke clears

    • @GassedUpCam_
      @GassedUpCam_ Рік тому +19

      😭😭😭

    • @almost_too_many_Rats
      @almost_too_many_Rats Рік тому +25

      What about Canada

    • @an0rmalp3rson70
      @an0rmalp3rson70 Рік тому +42

      ​@@almost_too_many_Ratsmy country goes through stuff like that yearly, they'll probably be fine

    • @chronixdubz
      @chronixdubz Рік тому +31

      Took me a second to realize the underlying message but it has been received 😂😂

    • @randomdude5938
      @randomdude5938 Рік тому

      Where do you live? I’ll wait why you don’t answer because you know it’s embarrassing.

  • @ssquishyv7676
    @ssquishyv7676 Рік тому +418

    You can't just Hear your enemies, You can smell their fears too.

    • @deficator750
      @deficator750 Рік тому

      but woud'nt the dyson filter out the fear so they would smell very pleasant

    • @randomaccount3364
      @randomaccount3364 Рік тому +1

      and wouldn't the dyson filter out the sound of your enemies while you play phonk or something else stupid while larping as a badass

    • @Thumpsioss
      @Thumpsioss Рік тому

      lmao@@randomaccount3364

  • @aidankreltszheim3599
    @aidankreltszheim3599 Рік тому +436

    Imagine wearing that and the vision pro headset

  • @gobinb
    @gobinb 9 місяців тому +4

    bro is the final boss of smartphones

  • @AntonMonster
    @AntonMonster Рік тому +248

    3M proper respirator can be bought for the less money

    • @jeffreydallas6047
      @jeffreydallas6047 Рік тому +11

      Yeah I'm pretty sure you can buy like 8-12 pretty good ones with like spare filter sets. You can get at least 3 full face covering sets. And you can buy probably 500 n95 masks that I personally know will keep out 2 to 3 days worth of concrete dust being sprayed out of a demolition saw. But for a thousand bucks you get to look like a super villain!!

    • @AntonMonster
      @AntonMonster Рік тому +3

      @@jeffreydallas6047 like Bane for example 😏

    • @zeyode
      @zeyode Рік тому +2

      They'd work better too.

    • @jimboh.2654
      @jimboh.2654 Рік тому

      Yes like 40-60 bucks

    • @bluerune7305
      @bluerune7305 Рік тому

      Ya there only like 60 to 100 bucks from home Depot lol.. this thing here is just silly tbh.

  • @c4yourself319
    @c4yourself319 Рік тому +768

    "Ahh, you think music is your ally?"

    • @thatoneguy52884
      @thatoneguy52884 Рік тому +50

      "You were merely adopted by the tunes, I was born in it, molded by it."

    • @g3ty81
      @g3ty81 Рік тому +1

      You're not from this earth if you didn't read that in bane voice. 😂

    • @jkvz7184
      @jkvz7184 Рік тому

      For you

    • @kevlarhorne
      @kevlarhorne Рік тому +3

      “I did not feel the beat until I was already a man, by then it was nothing but deafening”

    • @Dinoslay
      @Dinoslay Рік тому +2

      “The playlist betrays you because it belongs to me.”

  • @phoneticfinatic2710
    @phoneticfinatic2710 Рік тому +1267

    Doesn’t matter how good the air filter is when you don’t have an air-tight seal around the mouth

    • @donutreactions
      @donutreactions Рік тому +13

      You do not need an air tight seal to help

    • @phoneticfinatic2710
      @phoneticfinatic2710 Рік тому +156

      @@donutreactions yes you do, otherwise there is room for unfiltered air to get through…hence the name “air tight seal”

    • @AGentlemansGaming
      @AGentlemansGaming Рік тому +28

      @@phoneticfinatic2710 Yes, but you don't need an air tight seal to 'help' is what they said. Sure you will allow some poor air to get through, but you will be pushing clean air out near your mouth to breath in. So it's not going to be 100% effective, but way more effective than nothing.

    • @phoneticfinatic2710
      @phoneticfinatic2710 Рік тому +9

      @@AGentlemansGaming no matter what, if there is no air tight seal it will not help, you will still get contaminated the same way someone with no protection would. It doesn’t matter if you can filter 99% of the air you breath if you still have any amount of contaminated air you will get infected if your immune system cannot keep up with the amount you intake

    • @AGentlemansGaming
      @AGentlemansGaming Рік тому +29

      @@phoneticfinatic2710 Yes, 1% of unfiltered air could be an issue if we were talking about infectious disease (but even in that case it would reduce viral load which would result in less severe symptoms). However, this video is specifically discussing the smoke and air quality in NYC, so filtering 99% of the air you are breathing is reducing the amount of smoke in your lungs by 99%, which is still better than nothing.

  • @channelname10yearsago68
    @channelname10yearsago68 Місяць тому +1

    People is misunderstanding what this is for
    Some people cant breathe right when using a mask. Especially those who sweat a lot. If you wanna try, go wet a mask and wear it. It's very hard to breathe. This helps you breathe normally by making the pressure to breathe less than what you need for a wet or used mask

  • @Mr.Sanjay_Mahato
    @Mr.Sanjay_Mahato Рік тому +179

    Bro looks like Bane from The Dark knight rises

  • @d_the_great
    @d_the_great Рік тому +342

    "Making New York City look like a dystopian apocalypse" like it wasn't already 💀

    • @Dasistrite
      @Dasistrite Рік тому +1

      Fucking "FAXXX" =D

    • @CynHicks
      @CynHicks Рік тому

      There are so many ways to disperse the people when you are a tyrant.

    • @d_the_great
      @d_the_great Рік тому

      @@CynHicks ???

    • @CynHicks
      @CynHicks Рік тому

      @@d_the_great Like how the US MIC conflicts have occasionally led to strikes on drilling sites overseas where fires get started and smoking out the people.... Sorry I wasn't clear.

    • @3PointsForD
      @3PointsForD Рік тому

      Morrowind

  • @ASlightlyOutdoorsyChristian08
    @ASlightlyOutdoorsyChristian08 Рік тому +453

    New York is already in a dystopian apocalypse

    • @woofberry
      @woofberry Рік тому +15

      I suppose going out in gas masks would be fitting then.

    • @ASlightlyOutdoorsyChristian08
      @ASlightlyOutdoorsyChristian08 Рік тому +4

      @@woofberry Yeah, It would.

    • @dandalas2168
      @dandalas2168 Рік тому +3

      Plus 3 things done in 1 will have the quality of them done poorly. Why not get each of them separately and with good quality.

    • @fIeshwater
      @fIeshwater 11 місяців тому +2

      thats just how the world be nowadays

    • @SanchoDomingo_
      @SanchoDomingo_ 10 місяців тому +3

      In NYC, Someone is immediately ripping that thing off the wearer’s head and taking it lol

  • @Hunt3r0605
    @Hunt3r0605 5 місяців тому +1

    Sorry for our fires brother☝️ hope y'all did alright during this

  • @kostisiosifidis7394
    @kostisiosifidis7394 Рік тому +410

    how to get robbed in public 101

    • @sauce8767
      @sauce8767 Рік тому +9

      I’m not about to get my spine snapped trying to rob bane

  • @jaytoochill_
    @jaytoochill_ Рік тому +479

    We about to have Sub Zero walking around. They out here starting the Lin Kuei with these masks

  • @artisan54
    @artisan54 Рік тому +143

    You merely adopted the dark, I was born in it.

  • @rajanlad
    @rajanlad 2 місяці тому

    Thumbnail felt like he would say
    You have permission to die, Batman

  • @jakeells66
    @jakeells66 Рік тому +555

    $1,000 for a gas mask that doesn't even seal around your breathing orifices?
    Some amazing technology.

    • @deth3021
      @deth3021 11 місяців тому +9

      Well, it's not a gas mask.

    • @yurrgee
      @yurrgee 11 місяців тому +25

      @@deth3021missing the point

    • @deth3021
      @deth3021 11 місяців тому +10

      @yurrgee it's a particle mask. I.e. only meant to remove fine particles.
      A gas made would be bigger to fit the charcoal, etc...

    • @yurrgee
      @yurrgee 11 місяців тому +10

      @@deth3021 Im including respirators and gas masks in the same sentence, but im guessing he’s saying you can just go with one of those two since it’s cheaper, and not waste 1000 dollars on a gimmick😭

    • @deth3021
      @deth3021 10 місяців тому

      @yurrgee the point is that it doesn't have to seal around your orifices for a particulate mask.

  • @Aditya-wg3lp
    @Aditya-wg3lp Рік тому +342

    Bro you would have to pay ME 1000 dollars to wear this garbage

  • @l1ttleoak119
    @l1ttleoak119 Рік тому +389

    New York City already looked like a dystopian apocalypse

    • @YouTubeCensorshipStinks
      @YouTubeCensorshipStinks Рік тому +4

      I figured someone else had already said the truth, and here you are. Thanks

    • @corndog_clubb
      @corndog_clubb Рік тому +8

      That’s just Los Angeles… or San Francisco… fuck, the whole state of California.

    • @eustab.anas-mann9510
      @eustab.anas-mann9510 Рік тому +1

      Kensington, Philadelphia as well

    • @MrPr1nglz
      @MrPr1nglz Рік тому +1

      ​@@corndog_clubbConsidering the entire state sits on a fault line, it's no wonder it's always on fire

    • @corndog_clubb
      @corndog_clubb Рік тому

      @@MrPr1nglz I wasn’t just talking about the fire, but that’s fine.

  • @Jay-Tee58
    @Jay-Tee58 9 місяців тому +1

    I thought he ws going to reveal his master plan

  • @saimmasood3456
    @saimmasood3456 Рік тому +54

    "You merely adopted the dark, i was born in it, molded by it."

    • @jkfletchirl
      @jkfletchirl Рік тому +5

      I didn’t see the light until I was already a man

  • @irick00
    @irick00 Рік тому +326

    2077: Airfiltration headset required for entry.

    • @BananaPhoPilly
      @BananaPhoPilly Рік тому +2

      Not so far.

    • @johnwang9914
      @johnwang9914 Рік тому +2

      That was just during COVID and was only to slow down the infection rates enough to prevent the hospitals from being overwhelmed as they did in Italy, Spain, New York City, Los Angeles, and India.

    • @ScoobGruber
      @ScoobGruber Рік тому +2

      @@johnwang9914 Wow TV brain washing really did a number on you...

    • @johnwang9914
      @johnwang9914 Рік тому

      @@ScoobGruber Oh rather Fox News and OAN did a number in you. Remember it's those companies that found niche right wind markets were so profitable. The right always likes to remind us how CNN and MSNBC have less popularity and profitubility than rightwing media so it's pretty clear you're far more likely to have had media propaganda manipulated you.

    • @alexjeffrey3981
      @alexjeffrey3981 Рік тому +3

      ​@@ScoobGruberUA-cam misinformation really did a number on you 😂

  • @Dave-kh6tx
    @Dave-kh6tx Рік тому +122

    I didn't realize who it was in thumbnail. Thought it was going to be some Bane reference. 😂😂

  • @hiimbobno4391
    @hiimbobno4391 4 місяці тому

    Honestly if you make this into like a futuristic technology for a story this will be a good dystopia type of outfit honestly

  • @StarrChild300x
    @StarrChild300x Рік тому +144

    Bro’s got the perfect Spider-Man headshape

    • @vasili9524
      @vasili9524 Рік тому +5

      bro is got?

    • @iknow007
      @iknow007 Рік тому +4

      ​@@vasili9524bro has*

    • @MayorMcheese12
      @MayorMcheese12 Рік тому +3

      ⁠@@iknow007bro is*

    • @user-jp9bk1qn9i
      @user-jp9bk1qn9i Рік тому +1

      How do you even notice this??

    • @capperbuns
      @capperbuns Рік тому

      ​@@user-jp9bk1qn9iidk, i can't see it even after reading the comment

  • @jingjinggao2020
    @jingjinggao2020 Рік тому +305

    Can we talk about how this man’s chin perfectly fits the headphones

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo Рік тому +2

      Huh? I don’t see what you mean

    • @jingjinggao2020
      @jingjinggao2020 Рік тому +5

      @@John-Doe-Yogo to basically the middle of the video with the yellow gas you’ll see

    • @marcosveron5881
      @marcosveron5881 Рік тому +1

      Can we also talk about how he sounds just like will forte?

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 Рік тому +1

      Or how about how effing stupid this idea is?

    • @Tequliah
      @Tequliah Рік тому

      makes him look like a meth head

  • @Cheddah4Bail
    @Cheddah4Bail Рік тому +58

    The amount of jokes that'll come your way if you leave the house with that thing will be far more damaging to your wellbeing than any wildfire smoke.

    • @arzabael
      @arzabael Рік тому

      Hmm, you mean like every piece of disruptive technology that’s now been 100% normalized and acceptable as human behavior.

    • @youtubeisproCCP
      @youtubeisproCCP Рік тому

      @@arzabaeloh ffs look at it, it’s what you call a fashion piece/shock item. Nobody uses it, great concept but like a furries request to a hired artist, it’s just the taste of the designer…

    • @syaredzaashrafi1101
      @syaredzaashrafi1101 Рік тому

      ​@@youtubeisproCCP chill kiddo. is just a headset

    • @youtubeisproCCP
      @youtubeisproCCP Рік тому

      @@syaredzaashrafi1101I’m chill cuh

  • @OneandonlyFaye-bb7dx
    @OneandonlyFaye-bb7dx 9 місяців тому +1

    New York is looking like the beginning of maze Runner🤣😳

  • @Lord_Beetlejuice
    @Lord_Beetlejuice Рік тому +25

    Bro turned into bane💀

  • @thezackast2752
    @thezackast2752 Рік тому +411

    I now believe that Dyson scheduled these wildfires to better sell these headphones

    • @spiralnapkin
      @spiralnapkin Рік тому +7

      That's it. Illuminati confirmed.

    • @BuiltInception
      @BuiltInception Рік тому +3

      😂 now that you mention the timeline

    • @battery_wattage
      @battery_wattage Рік тому

      Dyson has been doing R&D for these headphones/air purifiers for the past 10 years. They had to carefully plan the launch to be relevant. 😂

  • @turolretar
    @turolretar Рік тому +232

    Dyson’s villain arc has begun

    • @OatmealTheCrazy
      @OatmealTheCrazy Рік тому +2

      begun? This was like 2 years ago

    • @skibiddigyat
      @skibiddigyat Рік тому +2

      sorry to tell you this, but not everyone knows that
      @@OatmealTheCrazy

    • @woo.m
      @woo.m Рік тому

      @@skibiddigyat💀💀

    • @myrixica4222
      @myrixica4222 Рік тому +1

      @@OatmealTheCrazy 2? started pre-brexit, so we're talking at least 7.

  • @marcuswright8418
    @marcuswright8418 3 місяці тому +1

    People who bought this must buy their dog funnel cones too.

  • @Big-man166
    @Big-man166 Рік тому +58

    Bro got Arkham joker’s chin😂

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 Рік тому +117

    A 3M Silicone Half-Mask respirator with P-100 filters is like $40 and it's reasonably comfortable. You can also get P-100 filters with activated charcoal that block out most smells. Or for that price you can go all out and get the full mask positive pressure kit that blows filtered air into your mask

    • @pheckeht
      @pheckeht Рік тому +9

      Jokes on the world, I got my 3m full face respiratory for completely free compliments of my job.
      They replace my filters for free every 90 days or based on accumulate in the filters and they give me a completely new mask to prevent wear and tear or UV light damage every year.
      Winning.

    • @DoomKid
      @DoomKid Рік тому +10

      @@pheckehtThe fact that youll need one of these to exist outside soon is definitely a joke on the world, I agree.

    • @pheckeht
      @pheckeht Рік тому +6

      @DoomKid Sad times, people starting fires on purpose to prove a point not helping.
      They are right we gotta change but pouring on gasoline isn't the way.

    • @zsaz4453
      @zsaz4453 Рік тому

      Wirh earphon3s

    • @NRC613
      @NRC613 Рік тому

      ​@@pheckehtkinda odd you have this equipment and blame the fires are man mad .
      I think you might be starting fires

  • @williamthompson6159
    @williamthompson6159 Рік тому +375

    Dyson saw the hate on their headphones so they set a bunch of wildfires to make people actually have a use for them. If i die in the next few days i was right

  • @shawnmareenzob.escobartebl9285
    @shawnmareenzob.escobartebl9285 9 місяців тому +1

    Npc in cyberpunk:

  • @destruccionzone
    @destruccionzone Рік тому +243

    we are in a cyberpunk dystopia

    • @angercatalyst
      @angercatalyst Рік тому +8

      Not yet, but soon.

    • @UmbilicalNightmare
      @UmbilicalNightmare Рік тому

      20 years

    • @lambda653
      @lambda653 Рік тому

      ​@UmbilicalNightmare oh way before that. I'd say we're already in one, but at the very minimum we're guaranteed to be in one after 10 years so long as there isn't a world war.

    • @eighteenfiftynine
      @eighteenfiftynine Рік тому +1

      Have been since about 2001, it's just taking a while to really hit home.

    • @xenyaro
      @xenyaro Рік тому

      @karaqakkzlin the 19th century actually

  • @meditation9112
    @meditation9112 Рік тому +41

    “The shadows betray you because they belong to me.”

    • @CheMechanical
      @CheMechanical Рік тому +1

      “All your bases are belong to me “

  • @Existence_IsPain
    @Existence_IsPain Рік тому +95

    nah why does it look like the reverse bear trap from saw 💀

    • @ThisFurryMF
      @ThisFurryMF 9 місяців тому

      THATS WHAT IM SAYIN :skull:

  • @YouTube_Account-bl4vs
    @YouTube_Account-bl4vs 7 місяців тому +1

    As an Indian living in India, i would gladly trade our Indian stank for Canadian smoke.

  • @PuertoRicanRattlesnake
    @PuertoRicanRattlesnake Рік тому +18

    Got a love that air purifier that doesn’t in anyway prevents toxic air from getting into The gaps between the face and the device

  • @fgui11
    @fgui11 Рік тому +30

    Bonus: Put some VR glasses on and you'll look like a Power Ranger

    • @ppryor07
      @ppryor07 Рік тому +2

      More like ant man 😂

  • @RickyVall3y
    @RickyVall3y Рік тому +117

    “It doesn’t matter who we are, What matters is our plan.”

  • @GadgetManiia
    @GadgetManiia 5 місяців тому +1

    Madmax style headphones 😂

  • @elghost1463
    @elghost1463 Рік тому +25

    You think smoke is your ally, you merely adopted the smoke. I was born in it

  • @pokop134
    @pokop134 Рік тому +68

    i was born in the darkness, molded by it, you just adopted it

  • @Bigroko1
    @Bigroko1 Рік тому +26

    "No one cared who I was until I put on a mask."
    Bane 212

  • @Smolbeanboy-n5u
    @Smolbeanboy-n5u 7 місяців тому +1

    You simply adopted the dark I was born in it looking ahh 😂

  • @stellar3654
    @stellar3654 Рік тому +19

    Looks like the reverse bear trap from saw

  • @zerotankor
    @zerotankor Рік тому +137

    This is a dystopian nightmare.
    How long until we all need Dyson air filter headphones? 😂

    • @SockyNoob
      @SockyNoob Рік тому +7

      Dysontopian

    • @willcal2738
      @willcal2738 Рік тому +1

      bane knew before the rest of us, he was the early adopter

  • @meditation9112
    @meditation9112 Рік тому +16

    “Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you.”

  • @ko3esirene
    @ko3esirene 7 місяців тому +1

    This dude looks like a character from Quake 3

  • @chrisbilling
    @chrisbilling Рік тому +14

    The only thing more dystopian than a hazy new york city is that contraption

  • @the_principality_of_zeon
    @the_principality_of_zeon Рік тому +7

    Bro just turned himself into a Halo grunt 💀

  • @ProjectSerpo90
    @ProjectSerpo90 Рік тому +10

    Ahhh, you think Dyson is your ally. You merely adopted the Dyson.

  • @Abetca_09
    @Abetca_09 10 місяців тому +9

    Mom can we have this?
    No, we have it at home
    Dyson Headphones at home: put headphone and blue face mask

  • @stoneyd63
    @stoneyd63 Рік тому +44

    I can't imagine anyone using those. They don't seal around the mouth and nose. Maybe it somehow uses positive pressure to keep contaminated air away from the mouth and nose.

    • @Suprapunk_2248
      @Suprapunk_2248 Рік тому

      I think it might use the same kind of air resonance as their bladeless fans and like you said utilize air pressure maybe? Very intriguing topic 👍

    • @Geolaminar
      @Geolaminar Рік тому +4

      No, the concept is sound. PAPR systems like this are the best option for dealing with the worst of the worst, like chemical and biological weapons (not when designed like this, this one sucks, but they do use the same techniques) They have a blower moving the air, so clean air is always displacing contamination and doesn't use a seal at all.

    • @TristanKleinpaste
      @TristanKleinpaste Рік тому +1

      @@Suprapunk_2248 Up close you can see little fans in the center (in person and in this video). They look so tacky and gimmicky lol, I don't know who the target customer is. Anyone who hates polluted cities that much won't live there.