This is like putting 10000 people in a room, giving them guns, and then saying "GO!" except their guns all jam up simultaneously every 30 seconds with awkward silence.
@@benjaminyeoh5570twitch probably auto interprets it as death threats towards a channel's moderators/admins, since you have to start each message with the word "assassinate"
@@wisemeowsterIn an early DougDoug video, Doug was doing a challenge to beat a quest or dungeon in Skyrim without saying certain words that would spawn things that try to kill him. One TTS message asked him something about whether he prefers taxis or Uber, and because Uber sounds like, "bear," which is one of the keywords, Doug said it and immediately realized that he spawned like 10 bears that started attacking him.
Oh I recall popping into this stream. I had a bunch of homework so I asked someone to ban me so I could go focus, and 10 people immediately proceeded to take me out back. Good times
@@morbiusv5857 I doubt that's it. It's probably banned because of security reasons. In the very unlikely scenario someone finds a way to run code in chat, at least they have a harder time accessing the admin account.
I can only see this as a dust cloud fight in a cartoon, where dead bodies go flying out, and when rate limited they all stop and sip tea for a moment, before going back to murder
That some fandom or another is a "hive mind" is a common joke, but Chat is an _actual_ hive mind. They will remove themselves from play for a collective bit.
I would love to see Twitch statistic of how many bans each channel have done in their lifetime, and just see DougDougs so astronomically far ahead of anyone else
this makes me imagine 1 assassin killing a random guy then another assassin coming behind that assassin and assissinating that assassin who ends up being assassinated by the next assassin etc. etc.
5:01 The reason for why there is a cut here is that Doug was unable to pronounce my name so in order to not have his image of the almighty leader crumble his minion (editor) cut it out.
I feel really bad for chat at the end of this video. They were forced to watch DougDoug play 2d platformers. Tell me about a character that suffered more. I'll wait.
During this stream, I was live on twitch and decided it would be fun to raid Doug. Within 5 seconds of raiding, 19 different people executed me on the spot.
I picture that like Dr Nick from The Simpsons going "hey everybody", blissfully unaware he's just painted a large target on his back in the middle of a purge
[Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside] [Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. Tense music begins]. Scout: "Move cyclops, move!" [Cut to Scout and Demoman fleeing from a barrage of rockets.] Scout: "Come on, come on, almost - augh!" [Scout gets thrown sideways by a rocket; Demoman keeps going] [Cut to Scout lying on the ground, he attempts to get to his knees but collapses.] Scout: "Eerrrrgh! Argh." [A trio of rockets arc down towards Scout, accompanied by a whistling noise] [Scout turns toward the rockets] Scout: "Whoah! Who the f-" [Cut to a long shot of the explosion, Scout is flung yelling and flailing towards the viewer] Scout: "aaaaaaAAAAAA" [Scout smashes face-first into a pane of glass in the foreground, breaking it and startling a dove.] Scout: "Medic..." ["Meet the Medic" card appears.] [Cut to inside the building. As the Scout slides off the window, the camera tilts down and turns right] Heavy: "Oh-hoh-ho no more!" [Heavy laughs loudly while the Medic explains simultaneously:] Medic: "Wait, wait, wait, it gets better." [A Little Heart to Heart is barely audible in the background. Camera continues to turn and tilt, revealing the Medic, casually chatting with an opened-up and conscious RED Heavy, whilst holding Heavy's heart in his hand. A prototype Medi Gun (the eventual Quick-Fix) mounted to an overhead rig is firing its beam into the Heavy] Medic: "When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!" [Laughs madly] [Heavy pauses momentarily, and laughs again, banging his palm on a tray of surgical tools next to him] Medic: "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license, heh." [Heavy suddenly looks very concerned] [A dove pops up from inside Heavy's gut, surprising both Medic and Heavy] Medic: "Archimedes! No!" [Shoos the dove away] "It's filthy in there! Eugh." [Heavy looks at Medic in mild surprise. Medic does not notice] Medic: "Birds." [Medic chuckles] [Cut to a mechanical heart device on a tray. The word "Über" can be seen on a small charge meter] [Medic grabs the device] Medic: "Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage," [Medic plugs the device into Heavy's heart and brings it into the Quick Fix's beam] "...but I'm fairly certain your heart-" [Heavy's heart explodes] [Cut to a trio of doves. Archimedes gets knocked off his perch by a piece of the Heavy's heart] [Cut back to Medic, with Heavy in the background] Heavy: "What was noise?" [Medic quickly recovers from his surprise, casually removing the remains of Heavy's heart from the Über device] Medic: "The sound of progress, my friend." [Cut to Medic opening a refrigerator containing several hearts, a Sandvich, and a few beers. One exceptionally large heart is labeled "Mega Baboon"] Medic: "Ah, perfect..." [Medic grabs the baboon heart, revealing the decapitated head of a BLU Spy in the back of the fridge, somehow sustained by a battery] Spy Head: "Kill me." Medic: "Later." [Closes fridge door] [Cut to Medic standing by the Heavy, baboon heart and Über device in each hand] Medic: "Where was I? Ah, there we go." [Jams device into heart] [Cuts to Medic holding the cyborg heart in front of the medi beam] Medic: "Come on, come on..." [Heart starts beating, Medic starts laughing madly as the heart starts flashing unevenly.] [Heart glows red; Heavy laughs nervously] [Cuts to the Über meter on the device going to full] [Cuts to Medic, who has stopped laughing and is squinting and leaning his head away, as if expecting the heart to explode] [Cuts back to perched doves for a brief moment. Archimedes has returned to his position on the perch, covered in blood, as the two doves on either side of him shuffle away from where he was standing when he was hit before] [Heart stabilizes and stops glowing and gets overlaid by an ÜberCharge texture.] Medic: "Oh, that looks good." [Medic drops the heart into Heavy's open chest] Medic: "Very nice there." [Heavy looks at the heart, then at Medic] Heavy: "Should I be awake for this?" Medic "Ah heh. Well, no, heh." [Medic adjusts his glasses] "But as long as you are, could you hold your rib cage open a bit?" [Heavy moves his hand as if to adjust his rib cage as Medic is pushing the heart inside] "I can't... seem to..." [Cuts to Heavy's face as he yells out in pain as a crack is heard] [Cuts to Heavy showing Medic a snapped off rib. Both look at it tentatively] Medic: "Oh, don't be such a baby..." [Medic takes the rib from Heavy and pinches his cheek] "...ribs grow back!" [Medic tosses the rib aside and turns to a dove sitting on top of the Quick-Fix] Medic (whispering to the bird): "No they don't." [Cuts to Archimedes, who cocks his head and flies away] [Medic swings the Quick-Fix over to the open Heavy and raises the power] [The Quick-Fix completely heals the Heavy, as if by magic, even repairing and sewing his clothes] Heavy (impressed): [Inhales deeply] "What happens now?" [Medic helps Heavy up] Medic: "Now?" [Chuckles] "Let's go practice medicine..." [Cuts to Medic putting on his gloves, coat, and Quick-Fix while Medic! plays] [Cuts to a door bearing the red cross opening to reveal the Medic and his doves] [Heavy runs past Medic with Sasha ready] [Cuts to show a battlefield outside Medic's office with a RED Engineer and Sniper hiding behind cover, the injured Scout on the ground, and the wheelchair-bound RED Demoman wheeling frantically towards the Medic] Demoman: "Medic!" [Demoman gets blown off his wheelchair by several rockets, landing face-first on the ground in front of Medic] [Medic grimaces, then pushes his glasses up his nose and flips a switch on the Quick-Fix] [Music intensifies as a healing beam is fired at the Demoman, healing him completely. Demoman nods toward the Medic, picks up his Stickybomb Launcher, and heads back towards the battlefield] [Medic then fires the Quick-Fix at the RED Scout, fixing him up also, even restoring the Scout's missing tooth.] [The Scout leaps to his feet] Scout: "Yeah!" [The Scout grabs his Bat from out of the air as he gets up and runs off] "Woohoohoo!" [Heavy hides behind a red truck as the Scout runs past] [Scout runs up to a BLU Soldier and whacks him with his bat] Scout: "Oh yeah!" [Cuts to show a massive horde of BLU Soldiers coming over the crest of the hill] Heavy: "Doctor!" [Cuts to Heavy] Heavy: "Are you sure this will work?!" [Music quells] [Cuts to Medic] Medic: "Ha ha ha, I have no idea!" [Medic flips a switch, and a panel lights up as a meter labeled "Voltmeter" reaches full. The words "ÜberCharge Ready" can be seen on the panel, and the music swells again. Medic's backpack starts humming with power] [Medic fires the Quick-Fix at the Heavy, who pops out from his cover] Heavy: "EYAAAAAAAAAH!" [Cuts to show Heavy's mega baboon heart beating rapidly, then cuts back to show Heavy glowing with ÜberCharge power] "HA HA!" [Medic and the ÜberCharged Heavy advance under rocket fire, and Heavy starts laughing] [RED Engineer, wielding the Frontier Justice, and RED Sniper, wielding the Sniper Rifle, watch bewildered as the Heavy glows with power and shrugs off volleys of rockets] [Cuts back to the Heavy, still advancing] Heavy: "I am bulletproof!" [Heavy keeps moving, mowing down BLU Soldier after BLU Soldier] [Cuts to BLU Soldiers falling over dead in rapid succession] [Medic and Heavy climb atop the pile of dead Soldiers and a flock of doves fly overhead as music crescendos] [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays] [Cuts to waiting room. The camera passes over the rest of the RED team, who are doing things to pass the time. The Engineer is playing his guitar, Spy is looking at his ticket, Pyro is reading and flicking a lighter, Soldier is standing at attention, Demoman is drinking from his Bottle, and Sniper is sleeping] Medic (off-screen): "That looks good. Very nice there. Yes!" Scout (off-screen): "Hey, thanks doc!" [A 'ding' is heard as the "Now Serving" sign changes to number 2. Everyone in the waiting room looks toward the door] [Scout emerges from the operating room, his chest glowing] Scout (gallant): "Awhawhaw, man! You would not BELIEVE ... how much this hurts." [Muffled dove coos, and Scout's chest moves. Cuts to black.] Medic: "Archimedes?"
12:20 and after the dust of their fallen friends had cleared, the dictator once again scoffed a bitter laugh across the land. 'you will watch me play 2d platformers!' he cursed, sending those too close to his heel into wayward stumbles, silent gawking upon his majesty. As the spell cast out, however, the remaining brave soldiers begun to lay their swords deep into the hill valley and reer up their bodies to fling towards the hilt. If one had to choose between entering hell a servant or a sinner, the latter -- albeit more painful mortally -- shall be chosen to save the soul eternally.
I'm just imagining someone developing Twitch in its early days and being told "You're going to need to rate limit a chat in case the streamer starts allowing chatters to ban one another in the hundreds or thousands", and that person just saying, "Why the hell would anyone ever do that?"
I actually don't think twitch would care about it being used for something like this - the rate limit probably has more to do with trying to reduce the damage that DDOSers could do, because technically someone could write a bot that just goes through every user that exists on twitch and tries to ban all of them and it would waste a lot of their resources to deal with that kind of nonsense.
i mean it wouldn't be ratelimiting the chat, the bans go through Doug's account. it's more like "you need to ratelimit bans because someone might try to ban thousands of users from their own channel for no reason."
@@asdfqwerty14587 no, you'd need an api key to ban users, which wouldn't really be a ddos thing. the rate limit is because api stuff malfunctions so it helps prevent big opposies, and computing api requests like banning tens of thousands of users is 'expensive'
The Rate Limits seem like an inverted form of "The Purge", which could be an idea for a stream. Having random periods of time where chatters can commit crimes against fellow chatters. Could have different commands aside from "assassinate", like "massacre" for banning a randomized number of random chatters, "robbery" to steal channel points (or a currency system tracked only by this Purge system) from another chatter, "bunker" for protecting yourself, etc.
@@x8c8r Maybe the code makes you enter a bet, where you can either give him the money, or vote to fight him for a chance to keep the money, but if you lose then you're banned (timeout 1.000.000s).
@@janwill1 they drank the koolaid (or actually flavoraid) is the main interesting part. it's actually where the expression "to drink the koolaid" comes from
Doug not knowing the touhou 8 stage 1 character Wriggle Nightbug is completely understandable but i will still be bringing this issue to wehatedougdoug
She's like the 71st most popular character in a niche series, you can't really hold that against Doug But I can! I find it absolutely unforgivable that he doesn't know her
Here's what Doug should go. Mario party, but when A crew/Z crew is playing, they get access to the assassinator. That way, they have to decide between typing to play, to kill the opposition, or kill themselves. Alternatively you could do this with multiple streamers maybe? Have it run on each PC and transmit the commands to the relevant chat?
10:49 This is just genius (or lucky). They just happen to know a blacklisted keyterm on the DougDoug channel and named themself it to be invincible. Edit (and spoilers): The more I watch this the more ingenious this strat becomes. They literally put “admin” in their name and sandwiched it in a normal looking name so it takes so much longer for people to find the problem.
I doubt it was intentional, I think it's really just Bread + Mint. And it's not a protected term that's unique to DougDoug's channel. It's a twitch wide banned term to say something along the lines of "assassinate the admin". Twitch admins are paid employees of twitch and are therefore auot-protected from harassment, doxxing, etc.
chat all banding together to kill themselves at the end as a sacrificial ritual so they didnt have to watch him play hollow knight is exactly why this community is so great
I'm so glad the video cuts off where it does. I was afraid I might have to actually watch doug play 2d platformers. The mere thought of that sends chills down my spine
i was there for this stream, it was at first a few hours of testing code by timing each other out for 10 seconds at a time. i kept spotting the same 3-ish random people targeting me so i went from shooting randomly to focusing on revenge sniping those 3, and it just became a 4-way russian roulette of who can down each other first, get back up and take another shot before doug turned off the code
In honor of wrigglenightbugreal Doug should play Touhou 8 Imperishable Night as a consolation prize for 9 kills Also because now chat can make jokes about Doug being bad at 2D shooters
@@shloklada8692Doug can't even be mad about this being a running gag since now chat can switch between two variants of the joke if one of them gets old
I love how A Life Sent On is being played during the rate-limit-mandated grace periods because it implies that the husks of the dead chatters are being sent off.
7:08 as a huge Earthbound fangirl I'm very happy he spelt Pollyanna so quickly and correctly I'm easy to please ....i REALLY hope they aren't referencing the anime with the same name or everyone'll think i'm a dumbass lol Edit: 7:29 TOUHOU TOO LETS GOOOOO
Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside] [Explosion from behind the hillside, Chatter 1 and automuted Chatter 2 rush over the hill. Tense music begins]. Chatter 1: "Move, spammer, move!" [Cut to Chatter 1 and 2 fleeing from a barrage of rockets.] Chatter 1: "Come on, come on, almost - augh!" [Chatter 1 gets thrown sideways by a rocket; Chatter 2 keeps going] [Cut to Chatter 1 lying on the ground, he attempts to get to his knees but collapses.] Chatter 1: "Eerrrrgh! Argh." [A trio of rockets arc down towards Chatter 1, accompanied by a whistling noise] [Chatter 1 turns toward the rockets] Chatter 1: "Whoah! Who the f-" [Cut to a long shot of the explosion, Chatter 1 is flung yelling and flailing towards the viewer] Chatter 1: "aaaaaaAAAAAA" [Chatter 1 smashes face-first into a pane of glass in the foreground, breaking it and startling a dove.] Scout: "Douglas Douglas..." ["Meet Nightbot" card appears.] [Cut to inside the building. As Chatter 1 slides off the window, the camera tilts down and turns right] Breadmintt: "Oh-hoh-ho no more!" [Breadmintt laughs loudly while the Medic explains simultaneously:] Nightbot: "Wait, wait, wait, it gets better." [A Little Heart to Heart is barely audible in the background. Camera continues to turn and tilt, revealing Nightbot, casually chatting with an opened-up and conscious Breadmintt, whilst holding Breadmintt's heart in his hand. A prototype Rate Limiter (the future Mass Muter) mounted to an overhead rig is firing its beam into Breadmintt] Nightbot: "When the chatter woke up, his words were banned, and the mod was never heard from again!" [Laughs madly] [Breadmintt pauses momentarily, and laughs again, banging his palm on a tray of surgical tools next to him] Nightbot: "Anyway, that's how I lost my modding license, heh." [Breadmintt suddenly looks very concerned] [A mod pops up from in Breadmintt's gut, surprising both Medic and Heavy] Nightbot: "Breadmintt! No!" [Shoos the mod away] "It's filthy in there! Eugh." [Breadmintt looks at Nightbot in mild surprise. Nightbot does not notice] Nightbot: "Mods." [Medic chuckles] [Cut to a mechanical word device on a tray. The word "REGEX" can be seen on a small charge meter] [Nightbot grabs the device] Nightbot: "Now, most names couldn't withstand this power," [Medic plugs the device into Breadmintt's name and brings it into the Rate limiter's beam] "...but I'm fairly certain your heart-" [Breadmintt's name middle explodes] [Cut to a trio of doves. Bormani11 gets knocked off his perch by a piece of Brintt's heart] [Cut back to Nightbot, with Brintt in the background] Brintt: "What was noise?" [Nightbot quickly recovers from his surprise, casually removing the remains of Brintt's heart from the REGEX] Nightbot: "The sound of progress, my friend." [Cut to Nightbot opening a refrigerator containing several words, a Sandwich, and a few beers. One exceptionally strange word is labeled "ADMIN"] Nightbot: "Ah, perfect..." [Nightbot grabs the baboon heart, revealing the decapitated head of a chatter in the back of the fridge, somehow sustained by rigging challenges] Random chatter: "Kill me." Nightbot: "Later." [Closes fridge door] [Cut to Medic standing by the Heavy, admin and unclean REGEX in each hand] Nightbot: "Where was I? Ah, there we go." [Jams device into the word] [Cuts to Nightbot holding the powerful word in front of the Rate Limiter] Nightbot: "Come on, come on..." [Admin starts pulsating, Nightbot starts laughing madly as the word starts flashing unevenly.] [The word glows red; Nightbott laughs nervously] [Cuts to the REGEX meter on the device going to full] [Cuts to Nightbot, who has stopped laughing and is squinting and leaning his head away, as if expecting the heart to explode] [Cuts back to ready mods for a brief moment. Bormani11 has returned to his position on the perch, covered in blood, as the two doves on either side of him shuffle away from where he was standing when he was hit before] [The word stabilizes and stops glowing and gets overlaid by a REGEX texture.] Nightbot: "Oh, that looks good." [Nightbot drops the word into Breadmintt's open name] Nightbot: "Very nice there." [Breadmintt looks at the heart, then at Nightbot] Breadmintt: "Should I be awake for this?" Nightbot "Ah heh. Well, no, heh." [Nightbot adjusts his glasses] "But as long as you are, could you hold your name open a bit?" [Breadmintt moves his hand as if to adjust his rib cage as Nightbot is pushing the admin inside] "I can't... seem to..." [Cuts to Heavy's face as he yells out in pain as a crack is heard] [Cuts to Breadmintt showing Nightbot a blocked message. Both look at it tentatively] Nightbot: "Oh, don't be such a baby..." [Nightbot takes the rib from Breadmintt and pinches his cheek] "...That'll go through!" [Nightbot tosses the rib aside and turns to a dove sitting on top of the Rate Limiter] Nightbot (whispering to the mod): "No it won't." [Cuts to Bormani11, who cocks his head and flies away] [Nightbot swings the Rate Limiter over to the open Breadmintt and raises the power] [The Rate Limiter completely heals Breadmintt, as if by magic, even repairing and sewing his clothes] Breadmintt (impressed): [Inhales deeply] "What happens now?" [Nightbot helps Breadmintt up] Nightbot: "Now?" [Chuckles] "Let's go moderate chats..." [Cuts to Nightbot putting on its messages, filters, and Rate Limiter while AutoMod! plays] [Cuts to a door bearing the red cross opening to reveal Nightbot and its mods] [Breadmintt runs past Nightbot with "assassinate" ready] [Cuts to show a battlefield outside Nightbot's office with Chatter 4 and Chatter 7 hiding behind cover, the injured Chatter 1 on the ground, and the timed out Chatter 5 running mutely towards the Medic] Chatter 5: "Medic!" [Chatter 5 gets blown off his time-out by several tempbans, landing face-first on the ground in front of Nightbot] [Nightbot grimaces, then pushes his glasses up his nose and flips a switch on the Rate Limiter] [Music intensifies as a healing beam is fired at Chatter 5, healing him completely. Chatter 5 nods toward Nightbot, picks up his "assassinate" and heads back towards the battlefield] [Nightbot then fires the Rate Limits at Chatter 1, fixing him up also, even restoring Chatter 1's gambled bits.] [Chatter 1 leaps to their feet] Chatter 1: "Yeah!" [Chatter 1 grabs their spam out of the air as he gets up and runs off] "Woohoohoo!" [Breadmintt hides behind a red truck as Chatter 1 runs past] [Chatter 1 runs up to a spammer and whacks him with his bat] Chatter 1: "Oh yeah!" [Cuts to show a massive horde of chatters coming over the crest of the hill] Breadmintt: "Nightbot!" [Cuts to Breadmintt] Breadmintt: "Are you sure this will work?!" [Music quells] [Cuts to Nightbot] Nightbot: "Ha ha ha, I have no idea!" [Nightbot flips a switch, and a panel lights up as a meter labeled "PROGRAMMER INSOMNIA" reaches full. The words "REGEX Ready" can be seen on the panel, and the music swells again. Nightbot's backpack starts humming with power] [Nightbot fires the Rate Limiter at Breadmintt, who pops out from his cover] Breadmintt: "EYAAAAAAAAAH!" [Cuts to show Breadmintt's middle third of their name glowing, then cuts back to show Breadmintt glowing with REGEX power] "HA HA!" [Nightbot and the Filtered Breadmintt advance under rocket fire, and Heavy starts laughing] [Chatter 5, wielding the bits, and Chatter 7, wielding the spam, watch bewildered as Breadmintt glows with power and shrugs off volleys of assasainates] [Cuts back to Breadmintt, still advancing] Breadmintt: "I am bulletproof!" [Breadmintt keeps moving, mowing down BLU Soldier after BLU Soldier] [Cuts to assasians falling over dead in rapid succession] [Medic and Heavy climb atop the pile of assasians and a flock of doves fly overhead as music crescendos] [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays] [Cuts to waiting room. The camera passes over the rest of the chatters, who are doing things to pass the time. Chatter 3 is spamming pogchamp, Chatter 4 is calling for olive oil, Chatter 5 is lurking, Chatter 2 is standing at attention, Chatter 6 is drinking, and Chatter 7 is sleeping] Nightbot (off-screen): "That looks good. Very nice there. Yes!" Chatter 1 (off-screen): "Hey, thanks doc!" [A 'ding' is heard as the "Now Serving" sign changes to number 2. Everyone in the waiting room looks toward the door] [Chatter 1 emerges from the operating room, his chest glowing] Chatter 1 (gallant): "Awhawhaw, man! You would not BELIEVE ... how much this hurts." [Muffled dove coos, and Chatter 1's chest moves. Cuts to black.] Medic: "Mods?"
Wanna quickly say o7 to the first 3 victims: Melonboi6969 (Assassinated by Daornet) FlyForstaken (Assassinated by Montageofchips) Burdg4ming (Assassinated by Luigigal89)
I wish it would have kept going until there were only a couple of chatters left, so scarred by the immense amount of bloodshed going on around them that they decide to put aside their differences and live together in peace to repopulate the planet.
This is like putting 10000 people in a room, giving them guns, and then saying "GO!" except their guns all jam up simultaneously every 30 seconds with awkward silence.
I remember that team fortress 2 commercial
Like that but there's a bunch of ammo piles and when they run out of ammo they have to be refilled.
and breadmintt has a damn riot shield
@@UnifiedUltranaw he is peppenio from pizza tower
for the 30 minute rate limit, all of their guns just fall apart and they have to wait for new ones to arrive
Chat immediately pointing the gun on themselves when the game starts is hilarious lmaooo
PIXEL!
HI PIXELCRAFTION THE MARIO GUY
And entirely on brand
its mario man guy
breadmintt must've been so confused as to why they just weren't getting assassinated
breadmintt knew...
bre *admin* tt was so smart
He was just too powerful
He kinda deserve to get a vip too
Breadmintt is smart
BreADMINtt was insane. Literal godshield by complete accident until the true admins came in to set things right.
Why couldn’t you ban someone with admin in the name? I feel like most of his mods would not have admin in the name right?
@@benjaminyeoh5570twitch probably auto interprets it as death threats towards a channel's moderators/admins, since you have to start each message with the word "assassinate"
I got screwed, I was tied for first if the “admin” cheater didn’t count
@@lrq6296 he didn't cheat, he got lucky
@@lrq6296You know it was a sick strat, though
Doug banning his own chat for fun has been my favorite character arc
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@@joshiscool9055 ☠️
banmaxxing
i love how after breadmintt gets banned, everyone just starts killing themselves as if they were rioting against breadmintt getting banned
He was a chosen one.
breadmintt having “admin” in the name is such an Ü-bear moment
We taking out the Ü?! I personaly like the Ö more.
@@grammeland1 reference to a very early doug skyrim voice challenge
context?
@@wisemeowsterIn an early DougDoug video, Doug was doing a challenge to beat a quest or dungeon in Skyrim without saying certain words that would spawn things that try to kill him. One TTS message asked him something about whether he prefers taxis or Uber, and because Uber sounds like, "bear," which is one of the keywords, Doug said it and immediately realized that he spawned like 10 bears that started attacking him.
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Oh I recall popping into this stream. I had a bunch of homework so I asked someone to ban me so I could go focus, and 10 people immediately proceeded to take me out back. Good times
i like to imagine they were all trying to take you to different back alleys and eventually gave up and shot you where you stood
@@tnarwhal Your friendly neighborhood firing squad
Having admin in the name is such a sick strat
why can't you say admin tho
I would guess nightbot saw "assassinate admin" and was preventing people from banning Doug
@@peddr.o it's because you write assassinate before any username, which makes it seem like a death threat to an admin
@@morbiusv5857 I doubt that's it. It's probably banned because of security reasons. In the very unlikely scenario someone finds a way to run code in chat, at least they have a harder time accessing the admin account.
The GOAT assassin breadmintt was so strong, the only way they could kill him was by cheating 👏😭 History will remember the name
I can only see this as a dust cloud fight in a cartoon, where dead bodies go flying out, and when rate limited they all stop and sip tea for a moment, before going back to murder
i audibly laughed at this comment
That or people were readying their shots, like a stand off until it went back on
Reminds me of Mami vs Homura , with all of the bullets frozen in time
@@sunflowersara48 2k-way mexican standoff
He's trying to cull the population of the basement by pitting us against eachother
"You guys have enough space down there? Getting a bit crowded? Alright hold on a minute I'll help you out"
Throws down knife
I would say that your welcome to watch the streams on UA-cam but he isn't streaming here anymore
@@alextinsley1769 ?
Trying implies a possibility of failure I think
I'm trying to cull the population of the basement because everyone keeps using all the hot water.
That some fandom or another is a "hive mind" is a common joke, but Chat is an _actual_ hive mind. They will remove themselves from play for a collective bit.
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Im gonna go gamble
Hive minds don't turn against themselves
The viewer purge stream. The mods suffered greatly as the chat descended into pure chaos as they were removed one by one.
But at least you were fine though.
No I got assanated too
@@thisguyisfine1512you might have gotten the joke but if you didn’t he was referring to you name
@@wngmn0562 I didn't get it at first, so thank you :)
@@wngmn0562I think his username is lying
The guy may not be fine
I would love to see Twitch statistic of how many bans each channel have done in their lifetime, and just see DougDougs so astronomically far ahead of anyone else
Schlatt is number 1 with his great purge
@@qtdrown I forgot about that 💀
its lowtiergod
this makes me imagine 1 assassin killing a random guy then another assassin coming behind that assassin and assissinating that assassin who ends up being assassinated by the next assassin etc. etc.
A human centipede of assasinations
@@millie_the_beetle 🤨
Assassin's Pede.
@@millie_the_beetleA wriggling night bug, if you will
then there's some guy in the corner just killing himself
5:01 The reason for why there is a cut here is that Doug was unable to pronounce my name so in order to not have his image of the almighty leader crumble his minion (editor) cut it out.
thats actually hilarious asf
salsburytorso?
oh nvm I see ur user
You spell it differently on twitch?
@@dropkickedmurphy6463 5:00-5:01 they assassinate SamWellGam
I got twitch chat to ban my brother right off the bat by doing a TTS message basically calling for a hit on him. It was glorious.
That’s a hole level of betrayal
You could've just typed his name yourself
@@slyceth But the other option is far funnier.
@@Vault_tec10 He was horrified lol
the only correct thing to do
Please doug let me come back i miss you
UNASSASSINATE SMALLANT
@@dougdougdouglol
This stream was really funny so I’m glad that DougDoug finally edited this down into a video.
Too late
REASSASINATE SMALLANT
i love that chat didn't know who to kill anymore so they just turned upon themselves
they were killing themselves because the other options was to watch doug play a 2d platformer
DougDoug: so, who wants to see me play a 2-D platformer?
Everyone: *Kills themself*
I feel really bad for chat at the end of this video. They were forced to watch DougDoug play 2d platformers. Tell me about a character that suffered more. I'll wait.
Twitch chatters in the basement who were forced to watch ALL Doug's 2d platformers stream. :o
MAJIMAAAAAAAAA
@@isaacwho8 Summer from what series?
DougDoug's 'lawyer'
Parkzer has suffered more
During this stream, I was live on twitch and decided it would be fun to raid Doug. Within 5 seconds of raiding, 19 different people executed me on the spot.
I picture that like Dr Nick from The Simpsons going "hey everybody", blissfully unaware he's just painted a large target on his back in the middle of a purge
Medic: Nightbot
Heavy: Breadmintt
Meet the Medic
(edit: w chat first time I've gotten a mad amount of likes)
W nightbot L mod
And mordrays is the sniper
I AM BULLETPROOF!
[Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside]
[Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. Tense music begins].
Scout: "Move cyclops, move!"
[Cut to Scout and Demoman fleeing from a barrage of rockets.]
Scout: "Come on, come on, almost - augh!"
[Scout gets thrown sideways by a rocket; Demoman keeps going]
[Cut to Scout lying on the ground, he attempts to get to his knees but collapses.]
Scout: "Eerrrrgh! Argh."
[A trio of rockets arc down towards Scout, accompanied by a whistling noise]
[Scout turns toward the rockets]
Scout: "Whoah! Who the f-"
[Cut to a long shot of the explosion, Scout is flung yelling and flailing towards the viewer]
Scout: "aaaaaaAAAAAA"
[Scout smashes face-first into a pane of glass in the foreground, breaking it and startling a dove.]
Scout: "Medic..."
["Meet the Medic" card appears.]
[Cut to inside the building. As the Scout slides off the window, the camera tilts down and turns right]
Heavy: "Oh-hoh-ho no more!" [Heavy laughs loudly while the Medic explains simultaneously:]
Medic: "Wait, wait, wait, it gets better."
[A Little Heart to Heart is barely audible in the background. Camera continues to turn and tilt, revealing the Medic, casually chatting with an opened-up and conscious RED Heavy, whilst holding Heavy's heart in his hand. A prototype Medi Gun (the eventual Quick-Fix) mounted to an overhead rig is firing its beam into the Heavy]
Medic: "When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!" [Laughs madly]
[Heavy pauses momentarily, and laughs again, banging his palm on a tray of surgical tools next to him]
Medic: "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license, heh." [Heavy suddenly looks very concerned]
[A dove pops up from inside Heavy's gut, surprising both Medic and Heavy]
Medic: "Archimedes! No!" [Shoos the dove away] "It's filthy in there! Eugh."
[Heavy looks at Medic in mild surprise. Medic does not notice]
Medic: "Birds." [Medic chuckles]
[Cut to a mechanical heart device on a tray. The word "Über" can be seen on a small charge meter]
[Medic grabs the device]
Medic: "Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage," [Medic plugs the device into Heavy's heart and brings it into the Quick Fix's beam] "...but I'm fairly certain your heart-"
[Heavy's heart explodes]
[Cut to a trio of doves. Archimedes gets knocked off his perch by a piece of the Heavy's heart]
[Cut back to Medic, with Heavy in the background]
Heavy: "What was noise?"
[Medic quickly recovers from his surprise, casually removing the remains of Heavy's heart from the Über device]
Medic: "The sound of progress, my friend."
[Cut to Medic opening a refrigerator containing several hearts, a Sandvich, and a few beers. One exceptionally large heart is labeled "Mega Baboon"]
Medic: "Ah, perfect..." [Medic grabs the baboon heart, revealing the decapitated head of a BLU Spy in the back of the fridge, somehow sustained by a battery]
Spy Head: "Kill me."
Medic: "Later." [Closes fridge door]
[Cut to Medic standing by the Heavy, baboon heart and Über device in each hand]
Medic: "Where was I? Ah, there we go." [Jams device into heart]
[Cuts to Medic holding the cyborg heart in front of the medi beam]
Medic: "Come on, come on..." [Heart starts beating, Medic starts laughing madly as the heart starts flashing unevenly.]
[Heart glows red; Heavy laughs nervously]
[Cuts to the Über meter on the device going to full]
[Cuts to Medic, who has stopped laughing and is squinting and leaning his head away, as if expecting the heart to explode]
[Cuts back to perched doves for a brief moment. Archimedes has returned to his position on the perch, covered in blood, as the two doves on either side of him shuffle away from where he was standing when he was hit before]
[Heart stabilizes and stops glowing and gets overlaid by an ÜberCharge texture.]
Medic: "Oh, that looks good."
[Medic drops the heart into Heavy's open chest]
Medic: "Very nice there."
[Heavy looks at the heart, then at Medic] Heavy: "Should I be awake for this?"
Medic "Ah heh. Well, no, heh." [Medic adjusts his glasses] "But as long as you are, could you hold your rib cage open a bit?"
[Heavy moves his hand as if to adjust his rib cage as Medic is pushing the heart inside] "I can't... seem to..."
[Cuts to Heavy's face as he yells out in pain as a crack is heard]
[Cuts to Heavy showing Medic a snapped off rib. Both look at it tentatively]
Medic: "Oh, don't be such a baby..." [Medic takes the rib from Heavy and pinches his cheek] "...ribs grow back!"
[Medic tosses the rib aside and turns to a dove sitting on top of the Quick-Fix]
Medic (whispering to the bird): "No they don't."
[Cuts to Archimedes, who cocks his head and flies away]
[Medic swings the Quick-Fix over to the open Heavy and raises the power]
[The Quick-Fix completely heals the Heavy, as if by magic, even repairing and sewing his clothes]
Heavy (impressed): [Inhales deeply] "What happens now?"
[Medic helps Heavy up] Medic: "Now?" [Chuckles] "Let's go practice medicine..."
[Cuts to Medic putting on his gloves, coat, and Quick-Fix while Medic! plays]
[Cuts to a door bearing the red cross opening to reveal the Medic and his doves]
[Heavy runs past Medic with Sasha ready]
[Cuts to show a battlefield outside Medic's office with a RED Engineer and Sniper hiding behind cover, the injured Scout on the ground, and the wheelchair-bound RED Demoman wheeling frantically towards the Medic]
Demoman: "Medic!" [Demoman gets blown off his wheelchair by several rockets, landing face-first on the ground in front of Medic]
[Medic grimaces, then pushes his glasses up his nose and flips a switch on the Quick-Fix]
[Music intensifies as a healing beam is fired at the Demoman, healing him completely. Demoman nods toward the Medic, picks up his Stickybomb Launcher, and heads back towards the battlefield]
[Medic then fires the Quick-Fix at the RED Scout, fixing him up also, even restoring the Scout's missing tooth.]
[The Scout leaps to his feet]
Scout: "Yeah!" [The Scout grabs his Bat from out of the air as he gets up and runs off] "Woohoohoo!"
[Heavy hides behind a red truck as the Scout runs past]
[Scout runs up to a BLU Soldier and whacks him with his bat] Scout: "Oh yeah!"
[Cuts to show a massive horde of BLU Soldiers coming over the crest of the hill] Heavy: "Doctor!"
[Cuts to Heavy] Heavy: "Are you sure this will work?!"
[Music quells]
[Cuts to Medic] Medic: "Ha ha ha, I have no idea!"
[Medic flips a switch, and a panel lights up as a meter labeled "Voltmeter" reaches full. The words "ÜberCharge Ready" can be seen on the panel, and the music swells again. Medic's backpack starts humming with power]
[Medic fires the Quick-Fix at the Heavy, who pops out from his cover]
Heavy: "EYAAAAAAAAAH!" [Cuts to show Heavy's mega baboon heart beating rapidly, then cuts back to show Heavy glowing with ÜberCharge power] "HA HA!"
[Medic and the ÜberCharged Heavy advance under rocket fire, and Heavy starts laughing]
[RED Engineer, wielding the Frontier Justice, and RED Sniper, wielding the Sniper Rifle, watch bewildered as the Heavy glows with power and shrugs off volleys of rockets]
[Cuts back to the Heavy, still advancing] Heavy: "I am bulletproof!"
[Heavy keeps moving, mowing down BLU Soldier after BLU Soldier]
[Cuts to BLU Soldiers falling over dead in rapid succession]
[Medic and Heavy climb atop the pile of dead Soldiers and a flock of doves fly overhead as music crescendos]
[Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays]
[Cuts to waiting room. The camera passes over the rest of the RED team, who are doing things to pass the time. The Engineer is playing his guitar, Spy is looking at his ticket, Pyro is reading and flicking a lighter, Soldier is standing at attention, Demoman is drinking from his Bottle, and Sniper is sleeping]
Medic (off-screen): "That looks good. Very nice there. Yes!"
Scout (off-screen): "Hey, thanks doc!"
[A 'ding' is heard as the "Now Serving" sign changes to number 2. Everyone in the waiting room looks toward the door]
[Scout emerges from the operating room, his chest glowing]
Scout (gallant): "Awhawhaw, man! You would not BELIEVE ... how much this hurts."
[Muffled dove coos, and Scout's chest moves. Cuts to black.]
Medic: "Archimedes?"
Much like an ubercharge the protection couldn't save him forever
12:20 and after the dust of their fallen friends had cleared, the dictator once again scoffed a bitter laugh across the land. 'you will watch me play 2d platformers!' he cursed, sending those too close to his heel into wayward stumbles, silent gawking upon his majesty. As the spell cast out, however, the remaining brave soldiers begun to lay their swords deep into the hill valley and reer up their bodies to fling towards the hilt. If one had to choose between entering hell a servant or a sinner, the latter -- albeit more painful mortally -- shall be chosen to save the soul eternally.
Wtf this hits so hard
The dark forest stream. If you shoot, someone might see your message and point their gun at where the bullet came from.
It really is a funny simulation of how that would work on an intergalactic scale.
WRIGGLE NIGHTBUG MENTIONEEEEEED!!! 🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛
HECK YEA THAT WAS ME
TOUHOU HIJACK!!!!
@@wrigglenightbug8679Your hijack flashbanged me irl. I was rooting for you
2huhijack
dum
I'm just imagining someone developing Twitch in its early days and being told "You're going to need to rate limit a chat in case the streamer starts allowing chatters to ban one another in the hundreds or thousands", and that person just saying, "Why the hell would anyone ever do that?"
I actually don't think twitch would care about it being used for something like this - the rate limit probably has more to do with trying to reduce the damage that DDOSers could do, because technically someone could write a bot that just goes through every user that exists on twitch and tries to ban all of them and it would waste a lot of their resources to deal with that kind of nonsense.
i mean it wouldn't be ratelimiting the chat, the bans go through Doug's account. it's more like "you need to ratelimit bans because someone might try to ban thousands of users from their own channel for no reason."
@@asdfqwerty14587 no, you'd need an api key to ban users, which wouldn't really be a ddos thing. the rate limit is because api stuff malfunctions so it helps prevent big opposies, and computing api requests like banning tens of thousands of users is 'expensive'
@@JorgetePanete Thanks
Doug time traveled so he could play hollow knight
Showing up on the leaderboard was basically having a bounty posted on your head
yeah
We know what everyone is here for:
Hollow Knight gameplay starts at 12:27
OH FUCK YEAH
wait
This is so genius
@@millie_the_beetle lmao the realisation
Silksong will come out when all of chat is banned
dougdoug handed all of his viewers a death note and was just like "let's see what happens"
The Rate Limits seem like an inverted form of "The Purge", which could be an idea for a stream. Having random periods of time where chatters can commit crimes against fellow chatters. Could have different commands aside from "assassinate", like "massacre" for banning a randomized number of random chatters, "robbery" to steal channel points (or a currency system tracked only by this Purge system) from another chatter, "bunker" for protecting yourself, etc.
If you're robbed, you should be able to either give him the money or fight him for a chance to keep your points, but if you lose, you die.
an elaborate purge themed mmorpg but its done by typing in twitch chat to interact with other twitch chatters sound hilarious
unfortunately channel points cant be directly removed or given
@@x8c8r Maybe the code makes you enter a bet, where you can either give him the money, or vote to fight him for a chance to keep the money, but if you lose then you're banned (timeout 1.000.000s).
@@datlamahorn best you can really do is make both players redeem a reward, and then refund the reward to the winner
I can't believe famous Touhou character Wriggle Nightbug killed that many people.
It's because Reimu wasn't there to stop her
11:35 The ending of the video shall be known as
"The DougDoug Jonestown incident"
The Dougstown incident
What’s the story of Jonestown?
@@janwill1 This guy named jones had a town but there was an incident there
and Jones was a cultist that told and forced people to drink cyanide flavor aid
@@janwill1 they drank the koolaid (or actually flavoraid) is the main interesting part. it's actually where the expression "to drink the koolaid" comes from
12:10 D3_Throned tried to ban themself but typed their name incorrectly 😭
Bro forgot
The rope broke 💀💀💀💀💀 (sorry not sorry)
Doug not knowing the touhou 8 stage 1 character Wriggle Nightbug is completely understandable but i will still be bringing this issue to wehatedougdoug
She's like the 71st most popular character in a niche series, you can't really hold that against Doug
But I can! I find it absolutely unforgivable that he doesn't know her
As you should😤
i didn't know her but yeah how could dougdoug not know such a iconic character?
Cant get that image if the wriggle nightjunk out of my head
Hmm... firefly uses cockroach....
Everyone deciding to collectively shoot themselves instead of watching Doug play a 2d platformer is hilarious
9:27 This was my alt lol. My first stream too. It was chaos.
you deserved that win
@@peddr.o would've won something I didn't need so its all good to me lol
thank you wriggle nightbug from touhou 8 imperishable night 🙏
oh wait I suck at looking at the time
Was your goal indeed to try to avoid being knocked out by having a super long name?
Here's what Doug should go. Mario party, but when A crew/Z crew is playing, they get access to the assassinator. That way, they have to decide between typing to play, to kill the opposition, or kill themselves. Alternatively you could do this with multiple streamers maybe? Have it run on each PC and transmit the commands to the relevant chat?
VIPing the person who reached 10 just for them to be banned is great
Seeing Wriggle Nightbug in a Doug video flashbanged me irl. I can't take these Touhou hijacks anymore
Real
"Twitch isn't a huge fan of what we're doing"
You know I just could never guess why
Because their cowards
All the touhou fans in the dougdoug community are welcome for the touhou hijack courtesy of the real Wriggle Nightbug
7:32 Touhou Hijack lol
Wriggle Nightbug Real
I fuckin soyfaced when they showed up
I cried when I heard them say "Wriggle Night" lmao
that was me heheheheheeee
@@wrigglenightbug8679 holy shit it's the real wriggle nightbug
@@NoelleTGS2 YEAH... i'm happy bald decided to make this a video so i can read all the funny touhou hijack comments
10:49 This is just genius (or lucky). They just happen to know a blacklisted keyterm on the DougDoug channel and named themself it to be invincible.
Edit (and spoilers): The more I watch this the more ingenious this strat becomes. They literally put “admin” in their name and sandwiched it in a normal looking name so it takes so much longer for people to find the problem.
I think doug still has the rule where you can’t say 2 letters next to esch other than
I doubt it was intentional, I think it's really just Bread + Mint. And it's not a protected term that's unique to DougDoug's channel. It's a twitch wide banned term to say something along the lines of "assassinate the admin". Twitch admins are paid employees of twitch and are therefore auot-protected from harassment, doxxing, etc.
8:36 *AND TODAY WE ARE BROTHERS, TONIGHT WE ARE FRIENDS!*
A MOMENT OF PEACE IN A WAR THAT NEVER ENDS
TODAY WE ARE BROTHERS, WE DRINK AND UNITE
NOW CHRISTMAS HAS ARRIVED AND THE SNOW TURNS THE GROUND WHITE
HEAR CAROLS FROM THE TRENCHES
WE SING O HOLY NIGHT
It's truly impressive how quickly that person with unpronounceable name was eliminated! I applaud you, an unknown keyboard wizard!
I like how "assassination" implies this wasn't just a massive room of bloodthirsty people with glocks
Meanwhile at Twitch- "Sir something's happening..."
"Oh god Damm is if Doug again?"
"Yes...."
*Eye twitching in frustration*
He said the thing!
The end when everyone just turned the gun around and shot themselves got me
*what... have I done.*
he didn't implement the suicide bomb assassination attempt. I am pissed.
and this comment out of context sounds worse then I thought...
It may have been a slightly longer coding adventure but worth it
It sounds just so funny to ban yourself but take out randomly 0-5 chatters with you
Amazon: Running Twitch is super expensive and we can't make a profit on it! *Meanwhile DougDoug's stream:*
The fact Doug is so familiar with Twitch ban limits from all the purges is infinitely funny to me.
I love watching the chat gradually slow down as everyone tries to get the chicken dinner.
11:25 Literally the JFK assassination xD
🤯
Ah I was cheering for WriggleNightbug, what a shame to see their demise.
But they fought well, I'm proud of the great insect youkai's killing prowess
I remember when Octavian prevented Marc Anthony from killing Cicero, until one of the mods stepped in.
chat all banding together to kill themselves at the end as a sacrificial ritual so they didnt have to watch him play hollow knight is exactly why this community is so great
I'm so glad the video cuts off where it does.
I was afraid I might have to actually watch doug play 2d platformers.
The mere thought of that sends chills down my spine
i was there for this stream, it was at first a few hours of testing code by timing each other out for 10 seconds at a time. i kept spotting the same 3-ish random people targeting me so i went from shooting randomly to focusing on revenge sniping those 3, and it just became a 4-way russian roulette of who can down each other first, get back up and take another shot before doug turned off the code
Chat choosing mass suicide rather than watch Doug play games is brilliant
3:14 "Crosby is... alive?" "Oh no, Crosby is not alive, Jesus Christ."
People in 2014 hearing this:
1:38 so what you’re saying is that Twitch tries to “Get down Mr President!” the situation
5:48 Bruce Wayne following in his parents' footsteps.
i think this all started when doudoug mentioned that he has a lot more veiwers now and wants to slim the numbers
I don't use Twitch or play any of the games you play, but your format, ideas, humour and editing have made this my favourite channel all the same.
Dougdoug is quite literally the stress test for the entirety of the Twitch platform
punishing people who survived with being forced to watch dougdoug suck at 2D platformers is a very dougdoug thing
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Start 0:00
End 12:28
thank you!
Middle 6:14
Thanks 🙏
random time i picked 8:13
@@roobeedooobetter time: 16:34
In honor of wrigglenightbugreal Doug should play Touhou 8 Imperishable Night as a consolation prize for 9 kills
Also because now chat can make jokes about Doug being bad at 2D shooters
True!
@@shloklada8692Doug can't even be mad about this being a running gag since now chat can switch between two variants of the joke if one of them gets old
BREAKING NEWS: 30 Year Old Bald American Man Unleashes the Chatpocalypse
Twitch Chat is truly Twitch Chat when they kill themselves when they're given the chance to
Breadmintt should be our president, what a clever fella
Breadmintt really is just the sniper from 100 miles away shooting at people dueling at each other
I love how A Life Sent On is being played during the rate-limit-mandated grace periods because it implies that the husks of the dead chatters are being sent off.
its whack that a stage 1 touhou boss (real) almost won it all if it werent for the 30 minute cooldown
i could have achieved the greatest dougdoug touhou hijack
I love how DougDoug went from doing fun challenges with his Twitch chat to just banning them for fun.
Wriggle the touhou community appreciates the attempt.
♥
7:08 as a huge Earthbound fangirl
I'm very happy he spelt Pollyanna so quickly and correctly
I'm easy to please
....i REALLY hope they aren't referencing the anime with the same name or everyone'll think i'm a dumbass lol
Edit: 7:29 TOUHOU TOO LETS GOOOOO
3:55 bwcrafter suiciding is gold
No he killed someone with BWcrafter his username had a lowercase w
@@unnamed_.__.___.____._ee i'm fairly certain twitch doesn't care about caps
Everyone banning themselves just to avoid watching Doug play 2D platformers is peak DougDoug.
Doug just gave all of Twitchchat the Deadnote!
*Dienote
@@elitismautumn8245Oppositeoflivingnote*
Dognote
3:57 Chess is killed lmao
How dare they
the only thing that could kill an admin,, was an admin.
I used the admin to destroy the admin
i feel bad for artifact, they won perfectly legit and breadmint came out of nowhere and BS'd a way to double their score, at least they got VP
Seeing Clint Stevens get banned in a nanosecond fucking killed me
I love that Doug VIP'd Artifact for a week when they're banned for 11 days
7:25 2HU HIJACK
1:03 Omg, Beyond Good and Evil ost 😄
I saw assassination. I clicked assassination
No animals were harmed in the making of this video except for a certain small ant
Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside]
[Explosion from behind the hillside, Chatter 1 and automuted Chatter 2 rush over the hill. Tense music begins].
Chatter 1: "Move, spammer, move!"
[Cut to Chatter 1 and 2 fleeing from a barrage of rockets.]
Chatter 1: "Come on, come on, almost - augh!"
[Chatter 1 gets thrown sideways by a rocket; Chatter 2 keeps going]
[Cut to Chatter 1 lying on the ground, he attempts to get to his knees but collapses.]
Chatter 1: "Eerrrrgh! Argh."
[A trio of rockets arc down towards Chatter 1, accompanied by a whistling noise]
[Chatter 1 turns toward the rockets]
Chatter 1: "Whoah! Who the f-"
[Cut to a long shot of the explosion, Chatter 1 is flung yelling and flailing towards the viewer]
Chatter 1: "aaaaaaAAAAAA"
[Chatter 1 smashes face-first into a pane of glass in the foreground, breaking it and startling a dove.]
Scout: "Douglas Douglas..."
["Meet Nightbot" card appears.]
[Cut to inside the building. As Chatter 1 slides off the window, the camera tilts down and turns right]
Breadmintt: "Oh-hoh-ho no more!" [Breadmintt laughs loudly while the Medic explains simultaneously:]
Nightbot: "Wait, wait, wait, it gets better."
[A Little Heart to Heart is barely audible in the background. Camera continues to turn and tilt, revealing Nightbot, casually chatting with an opened-up and conscious Breadmintt, whilst holding Breadmintt's heart in his hand. A prototype Rate Limiter (the future Mass Muter) mounted to an overhead rig is firing its beam into Breadmintt]
Nightbot: "When the chatter woke up, his words were banned, and the mod was never heard from again!" [Laughs madly]
[Breadmintt pauses momentarily, and laughs again, banging his palm on a tray of surgical tools next to him]
Nightbot: "Anyway, that's how I lost my modding license, heh." [Breadmintt suddenly looks very concerned]
[A mod pops up from in Breadmintt's gut, surprising both Medic and Heavy]
Nightbot: "Breadmintt! No!" [Shoos the mod away] "It's filthy in there! Eugh."
[Breadmintt looks at Nightbot in mild surprise. Nightbot does not notice]
Nightbot: "Mods." [Medic chuckles]
[Cut to a mechanical word device on a tray. The word "REGEX" can be seen on a small charge meter]
[Nightbot grabs the device]
Nightbot: "Now, most names couldn't withstand this power," [Medic plugs the device into Breadmintt's name and brings it into the Rate limiter's beam] "...but I'm fairly certain your heart-"
[Breadmintt's name middle explodes]
[Cut to a trio of doves. Bormani11 gets knocked off his perch by a piece of Brintt's heart]
[Cut back to Nightbot, with Brintt in the background]
Brintt: "What was noise?"
[Nightbot quickly recovers from his surprise, casually removing the remains of Brintt's heart from the REGEX]
Nightbot: "The sound of progress, my friend."
[Cut to Nightbot opening a refrigerator containing several words, a Sandwich, and a few beers. One exceptionally strange word is labeled "ADMIN"]
Nightbot: "Ah, perfect..." [Nightbot grabs the baboon heart, revealing the decapitated head of a chatter in the back of the fridge, somehow sustained by rigging challenges]
Random chatter: "Kill me."
Nightbot: "Later." [Closes fridge door]
[Cut to Medic standing by the Heavy, admin and unclean REGEX in each hand]
Nightbot: "Where was I? Ah, there we go." [Jams device into the word]
[Cuts to Nightbot holding the powerful word in front of the Rate Limiter]
Nightbot: "Come on, come on..." [Admin starts pulsating, Nightbot starts laughing madly as the word starts flashing unevenly.]
[The word glows red; Nightbott laughs nervously]
[Cuts to the REGEX meter on the device going to full]
[Cuts to Nightbot, who has stopped laughing and is squinting and leaning his head away, as if expecting the heart to explode]
[Cuts back to ready mods for a brief moment. Bormani11 has returned to his position on the perch, covered in blood, as the two doves on either side of him shuffle away from where he was standing when he was hit before]
[The word stabilizes and stops glowing and gets overlaid by a REGEX texture.]
Nightbot: "Oh, that looks good."
[Nightbot drops the word into Breadmintt's open name]
Nightbot: "Very nice there."
[Breadmintt looks at the heart, then at Nightbot] Breadmintt: "Should I be awake for this?"
Nightbot "Ah heh. Well, no, heh." [Nightbot adjusts his glasses] "But as long as you are, could you hold your name open a bit?"
[Breadmintt moves his hand as if to adjust his rib cage as Nightbot is pushing the admin inside] "I can't... seem to..."
[Cuts to Heavy's face as he yells out in pain as a crack is heard]
[Cuts to Breadmintt showing Nightbot a blocked message. Both look at it tentatively]
Nightbot: "Oh, don't be such a baby..." [Nightbot takes the rib from Breadmintt and pinches his cheek] "...That'll go through!"
[Nightbot tosses the rib aside and turns to a dove sitting on top of the Rate Limiter]
Nightbot (whispering to the mod): "No it won't."
[Cuts to Bormani11, who cocks his head and flies away]
[Nightbot swings the Rate Limiter over to the open Breadmintt and raises the power]
[The Rate Limiter completely heals Breadmintt, as if by magic, even repairing and sewing his clothes]
Breadmintt (impressed): [Inhales deeply] "What happens now?"
[Nightbot helps Breadmintt up] Nightbot: "Now?" [Chuckles] "Let's go moderate chats..."
[Cuts to Nightbot putting on its messages, filters, and Rate Limiter while AutoMod! plays]
[Cuts to a door bearing the red cross opening to reveal Nightbot and its mods]
[Breadmintt runs past Nightbot with "assassinate" ready]
[Cuts to show a battlefield outside Nightbot's office with Chatter 4 and Chatter 7 hiding behind cover, the injured Chatter 1 on the ground, and the timed out Chatter 5 running mutely towards the Medic]
Chatter 5: "Medic!" [Chatter 5 gets blown off his time-out by several tempbans, landing face-first on the ground in front of Nightbot]
[Nightbot grimaces, then pushes his glasses up his nose and flips a switch on the Rate Limiter]
[Music intensifies as a healing beam is fired at Chatter 5, healing him completely. Chatter 5 nods toward Nightbot, picks up his "assassinate" and heads back towards the battlefield]
[Nightbot then fires the Rate Limits at Chatter 1, fixing him up also, even restoring Chatter 1's gambled bits.]
[Chatter 1 leaps to their feet]
Chatter 1: "Yeah!" [Chatter 1 grabs their spam out of the air as he gets up and runs off] "Woohoohoo!"
[Breadmintt hides behind a red truck as Chatter 1 runs past]
[Chatter 1 runs up to a spammer and whacks him with his bat] Chatter 1: "Oh yeah!"
[Cuts to show a massive horde of chatters coming over the crest of the hill] Breadmintt: "Nightbot!"
[Cuts to Breadmintt] Breadmintt: "Are you sure this will work?!"
[Music quells]
[Cuts to Nightbot] Nightbot: "Ha ha ha, I have no idea!"
[Nightbot flips a switch, and a panel lights up as a meter labeled "PROGRAMMER INSOMNIA" reaches full. The words "REGEX Ready" can be seen on the panel, and the music swells again. Nightbot's backpack starts humming with power]
[Nightbot fires the Rate Limiter at Breadmintt, who pops out from his cover]
Breadmintt: "EYAAAAAAAAAH!" [Cuts to show Breadmintt's middle third of their name glowing, then cuts back to show Breadmintt glowing with REGEX power] "HA HA!"
[Nightbot and the Filtered Breadmintt advance under rocket fire, and Heavy starts laughing]
[Chatter 5, wielding the bits, and Chatter 7, wielding the spam, watch bewildered as Breadmintt glows with power and shrugs off volleys of assasainates]
[Cuts back to Breadmintt, still advancing]
Breadmintt: "I am bulletproof!"
[Breadmintt keeps moving, mowing down BLU Soldier after BLU Soldier]
[Cuts to assasians falling over dead in rapid succession]
[Medic and Heavy climb atop the pile of assasians and a flock of doves fly overhead as music crescendos]
[Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays]
[Cuts to waiting room. The camera passes over the rest of the chatters, who are doing things to pass the time. Chatter 3 is spamming pogchamp, Chatter 4 is calling for olive oil, Chatter 5 is lurking, Chatter 2 is standing at attention, Chatter 6 is drinking, and Chatter 7 is sleeping]
Nightbot (off-screen): "That looks good. Very nice there. Yes!"
Chatter 1 (off-screen): "Hey, thanks doc!"
[A 'ding' is heard as the "Now Serving" sign changes to number 2. Everyone in the waiting room looks toward the door]
[Chatter 1 emerges from the operating room, his chest glowing]
Chatter 1 (gallant): "Awhawhaw, man! You would not BELIEVE ... how much this hurts."
[Muffled dove coos, and Chatter 1's chest moves. Cuts to black.]
Medic: "Mods?"
Wanna quickly say o7 to the first 3 victims:
Melonboi6969 (Assassinated by Daornet)
FlyForstaken (Assassinated by Montageofchips)
Burdg4ming (Assassinated by Luigigal89)
0:48 The 1961 Lincoln Continental is the same car John F Kennedy used and died in i believe, That's Mindblowing literally.
This is one of the best executed Twitch ideas I've seen in a LONG TIME! It had me laughing the whole way through.
Glorious content!
Hello Douglas Douglas
you forgot a Douglas wrong channel
hes dead now
It’s actually Douglas Douglas Douglas get it right bub
And the other channel gets
Hello Douglas Douglas Douglas Douglas.
Alternatively
Douglas^4
@KeeWeeFruut wouldn't it be Douglas•4?
Bro just took 5293 people "out the back" like it's nothing...
Breaking the Geneva suggestions once again
Entire chat killing themselves just so they don't have to watch Doug play Hollow Knight is peak comedy
I wish it would have kept going until there were only a couple of chatters left, so scarred by the immense amount of bloodshed going on around them that they decide to put aside their differences and live together in peace to repopulate the planet.
This is like throwing 1000 people into a room with nothing and then waiting for them to get board