I like how we've progressed from understandable terms such as "predatory pricing" to "enshittification". First time I've had to pull up Wikipedia because I genuinely have never heard of the term before.
@@mey5556 "Enshitification = The phenomenon of online platforms *gradually degrading the quality* of their services, often by promoting advertisements and sponsored content, *in order to increase profits"*
Imagine you're a 12-year-old boy, and you have a couple of very close friends who would never turn their back on you. You as the leader of the group got an idea to make the friendship group better, you tell your friends to steal things from the class and sell them. The money you get is shared but you the leader get more because you're better than the others. Some other students want to join too but you and your friends say they need to prove themselves that they can do it. Once you have enough friends under your control you ramp up the activities to more extreme ones until you're the most notorious group in school
@@Mr_questionmanthen, whenever someone tries to get you in trouble, your freinds start doing things to scare them or get them in huge trouble! So now nobody will mess with you or your freinds!
@@Mr_questionman Except change very close friends to (most of the time in mafias) family, and instead of stealing small things from the class it’s organised, weaponised, murderous, very much illegal FBI hunted crime 🥰🥰
This is a great time for this video to pop up in my recommendations, considering the recent lead-related revelation relating to a certain revolutionary lunch item consumed by many children
I'll do even better. First degree: Imagine your bully trips you. You internalize it. You spend the next several months thinking about a way to get him back. Eventually, one day during recess, when everything is right, you push him off of the playground. Second degree: Once again, your bully trips you, but this time, you just feel so angry and embarrassed that you immediately go and push him off of the playground in the spur of the moment. Third degree (Manslaughter): It's lunchtime, and while you were walking to your table, you accidentally spill your drink. Instead of cleaning it up, you just decide "Meh, it'll be fine." Little do you know, someone was walking behind you and ended up slipping on that puddle.
My son watches your videos, he went bald, has lung cancer, then he bought a RV and satys away from home for hours ❤
Sounds like he's studying chemistry to me! Soon enough, he shall be so good, he'll teach others, and do experiments with his students
@@carldablob324 yes ♥️ he's studying with a friend who keeps saying "yo" and "bit*ch".. They grow up so fast ♥️♥️
Wonderful he's soon gonna be a millionaire matey. You got yourself a good son
Sounds like a nice young man
Oh you again lol. What a strange conversation that was
human trafficking explained to kids!
Slavery explain for kids
@@TheKaiserofeuropedid you know that slavery in prison is still legal for punishments.
He has done it
The pfp makes this funni
No.
The scary thing is people actually used to use sawdust in place of flour.
Coca cola used to use cocaine in their drinks
For example in Poland occupied by Nazis...
@studiouskid1528 coke was arriganaly made as a medicin but they realized it tasted good so yes it had coke cus it was legal sorry for my spelling
But that’s just a theory a food theory
@@early4thegameNOW I mean where do you think they got the name Coca from
I like how we've progressed from understandable terms such as "predatory pricing" to "enshittification". First time I've had to pull up Wikipedia because I genuinely have never heard of the term before.
I thought he meant enslavification
What did he actually mean? I’m lost
@@mey5556 Making people addict to drugs and then selling them bad quality stuff to have more profits
@@mey5556 "Enshitification = The phenomenon of online platforms *gradually degrading the quality* of their services, often by promoting advertisements and sponsored content, *in order to increase profits"*
@@mey5556 Basically, once the people become your loyal customers, you raise the prices and lower the quality of the product to make more profit
Basically:
Addict them
Make it sh*t
Price go up
Literally every product ever.
The mafia explained for kids!
Imagine you're a 12-year-old boy, and you have a couple of very close friends who would never turn their back on you. You as the leader of the group got an idea to make the friendship group better, you tell your friends to steal things from the class and sell them. The money you get is shared but you the leader get more because you're better than the others. Some other students want to join too but you and your friends say they need to prove themselves that they can do it. Once you have enough friends under your control you ramp up the activities to more extreme ones until you're the most notorious group in school
@@Mr_questionmanthen, whenever someone tries to get you in trouble, your freinds start doing things to scare them or get them in huge trouble! So now nobody will mess with you or your freinds!
@@Mr_questionman Except change very close friends to (most of the time in mafias) family, and instead of stealing small things from the class it’s organised, weaponised, murderous, very much illegal FBI hunted crime 🥰🥰
If UA-cam marks this as made for kids with a literal curse word in the title, I will lose all hope in the company. I'll also get a good laugh.
Start laughing.
@@Memes_i_find_funnyDid they legit mark it as made for kids?
@@KathyH684 at least, I am a kid so probably
There's a comment section, so not yet@@KathyH684
I think he said it actually happened to one of his videos @KathyH684
We making it to the emergency room with this one🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
You and what army?
ppl who love this guy and his way of explaining things to kids
The hip movements always get me😭😭
they don't lie
this is so poetic!!
You forgot the part where people get mad that the price increased and he tries to write it off as inflation
Apple in a nutshell 😂
Not wrong though XD
Haha you’re so funny.
@@LambdaMiscellaneousnot like you’re funnier
@@Dogefan-nd8tm Never claimed it
?@@LambdaMiscellaneous
Gastronomy brilliance! 😁👍
They won’t notice that my cookies look like a 3 year olds art project!
Thank you, Tom. Very educative ane made for adults.
This is actually something I needed explaining on
My child loves your videos, he is out in the yard selling "apple juice" to the citizens!
At first I thought beer but then beer is too precious so I thought of pee with some type of addictive drug 💀
U know thats a lie
yaay! ewww
@@Corporate_Tom :D
This is literally the plot of _Hoodwinked!_
I have to close my cake shop with my ma because of this, people dont care if its good, they care if they think they are getting a deal.
Thank you, Corporate Tom! I now make a lot of money because of this, and nobody suspects a thing!
Wait what
I thought he was an Australian. he just confirmed it.
"your neighbors who are as tough as a new jar of veggiemite" im gonna quote that all day
This is a great time for this video to pop up in my recommendations, considering the recent lead-related revelation relating to a certain revolutionary lunch item consumed by many children
Mind telling me What you are referring to so that i have one more reason to be pissed?
Mass murder explained for kids
Anyone else thought of 'familly guy' -with quagmires solution to sell cookies.
We making gangsters with this
Thanks for inspiration now to just somehow buy a store to do this
the fact that the description says "#notforkids" makes this even funnier
Love to see your video, cant wait for KKK explained for kids!!!
“But your neighbours are tighter than a new jar of veggie mite” slaps
Sex trafficking explained for kids
The Chinese Triads explained for kids
cant wait for cannibalism explain for kids!
At first I thought well hey it's just smart business and then I got a tobacco cookie
Meant consumers: 👦🏻👧🏻
Actual consumers: 👨🏻👩🏻
I only understood the word without looking it up because I've seen reports that fast food companies put chicken faeces in their chicken nuggets.
Arson explained for kids!
Most of this video is literally the plot of that one Camp Camp episode
I bet he can't make one for online creeps
Alternative title: industry monopolies explained for kids!
This is bassicly that one simpsons episode with tabasco tomatoes
"Abusement explained for kids"
Instructions unclear their is now a angry mod outside my house asking for more
Wasnt this what coca cola did? 😂
instructions unclear, sold tabaco to a child
Sawdust in place of flour was common in victorian times
This is amazing xD
Keep it up, man!
looked it up, it's actually called enshittification on wikipedia
Fuck youtube, say it with me
fuck youtube
Fuck UA-cam
Big pharma!
Big pharma!
BIG PHARMA EXPLAINED FOR KIDS
All the best youtubers are always underrated for some reasons❤
This is actually really good.. I've learned 'legal' things from you and this series
Basically Apple...
who’s betting 100 bucks on s## next time
I kid you not, this actually helped me understand what it is.
Can't wait for "suicide explained for kids"
Hate crime explained to kids
Manslaughter explained for kids
I'll do even better.
First degree: Imagine your bully trips you. You internalize it. You spend the next several months thinking about a way to get him back. Eventually, one day during recess, when everything is right, you push him off of the playground.
Second degree: Once again, your bully trips you, but this time, you just feel so angry and embarrassed that you immediately go and push him off of the playground in the spur of the moment.
Third degree (Manslaughter): It's lunchtime, and while you were walking to your table, you accidentally spill your drink. Instead of cleaning it up, you just decide "Meh, it'll be fine." Little do you know, someone was walking behind you and ended up slipping on that puddle.
And thats ENSHITIFICATION explained for kids!
“The hub” explained for kids. 💀💀
as an aspiring brazillian entrepeneur, i find your content very helpfull
He didn’t even censor the word 😂 💀
close enough
Buddy that bleep did nothing 😂
the start made me rolling
"your dad's tobbaco!" Bro stole dad's smoke and cut it into pieces 💀💀💀
it was actually tea from a ripped open bag lol
bro took those cookies out his inventory
Mewing = sharp jawline
Imagine not being willing to pay two dollars for cookies
Knew the for adults would be gone
i was just thinkin about doing this seriously lol
At this point he's forced to add swearing just so they don't put this on UA-cam kids
This is why you pay higher for quality, keeps shit from going bad.
actually, you don't even need the eggs, so that way, you can cut some real corners
"Imagine you're a 10 year old John Lennon..."
Instructions unclear. Made a cookie empire built off cookie flavoured vapes.
Will be using this in the future thank you very much
We need inheritance fraud explaned for kids
As a wise man once said "that wawa is stupendous" - Alexander graham bell
Literally youtube.
Nobody:
Biggie Bear:
I didn't know UHU was an international brand
I am playing cookie clicker while watching this
That's just Mc Donald
Nah bro, this is Starbucks explained for kids
Im showing this to my future kids
Inflation and Skimpflation.
Now they’re iCookies
Cartel execution explained for kids
me: is there drugs in it?
"secert ingredient tobacco!"
I KNEW IT
“Tobacco”
This is the origin story of the 18 year old M A N and his lemonade cartel business
I misread that as gentrification, so now I'd really like to see gentrification for kids 😂
Prostitution explained for kids
This is what's happening to laptops
Maybe make a pringles one with the guy eating pringles.
The secret ingredient heroine
"Enshittification" I have never heard this word in my entire fucking life
Can't wait for WW1 Explained for kids
Waiting for human trafficking