THE FASTEST THING : :speed me 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Learned some new things for sure, thanks. I would have thought the SR71 would fit in this nicely, it did not just reach high speeds for a moment, but could fly at them for long durations, mission after mission. It did get fairly hot and thirsty though!
Now, the fastest man-made object is the Parker Solar Probe made by NASA, which currently travels at 430,000MPH (or just about 120 miles per SECOND). In perspective, if you were going at that speed, you could travel across the whole US (from Seattle to Miami) in just 27 seconds.
Robert w hey at least even though it may be super duper small chance but it’s still possible xD. I kinda really want to see what beyond the universe that expends
@Robert w xd u said no wirhout even knowing a damn hahahah, the observable universe is much snaller than his real aspect, by this logic and the informations we got it shiuld be more likely possible to teleport beyond what we know as observable unvierse, but ok....
@@clement5392 a quantum particle can't teleport to "outside" of the universe. Because there isn't outside of the universe. The universe is EVERYTHING that exist.
Gamer 1227 but then, how can the universe expands into nothing. And it like getting new space out of nothing. I think there is something but we can’t see or observe. But as you said, there isn’t anything outside the universe or so we believe. Does that mean there really isn’t a way to teleport outside of the universe? Because after the universe expands, we may be able to teleport there but before the universe expands to that place, that “place” is outside of the universe. Soz if it confusing and my English is bad. And Soz for late reply
@@nathanaelsoleman2238 Imagine if your dad is holding the belt to smack you with it, and you will become the fastest human being have ever live. (Faster than Usain Bolt and Ronaldo)
Walid tide podes fan WALID BT no school is more Shit , in school your forced to learn something without cool graphics and a slide show of stock footage . Also you have to learn against your will
I have seen aprox. the 99% of your videos, each one is superb but this one is beyond greatness. All that info and presentation, man..you're amazing, thanks! Greetings from Greece.
Fastest thing is: The JAG-B 329 particle (something I made up for a fictional story) which actually travels so fast that the universe isnt different particles it is actually the same particle travelling forwards and backwards in time and it is everywhere and nowhere all the time and none of the time
Put the speed hack to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Actually, fastest man made object was a manhole cover which went at a speed of 6x earth's escape velocity, and possibly was the first item in space after a nuke went off underground in 1957, one month before Sputnik was launched.
yeah but even if it didn't desintegrated in the atmosphere it wouldn't be the fastest object since it would be on a sun escape velocity but orbital mechanics states that the closer you are to an object the more atraction force you have, so if you are on a sun lower orbit you will be traveling way faster than 6 times earth escape velocity, like mercury and venus, so helios is still the fastest man made object because it is on a excentric heliocentric orbit, but i think that parker solar probe is not that far from being the fastest
You forgot 1 thing, the speed of thought!!! It is also instantaneous. If we think about the sun, we are instantly there. we can think about the corner of the universe and we are there. It is a magical thing no one pays much attention to. Just think about it...
Shame that one manhole cover that got nuked wasn't mentioned. It reached escape velocity almost instantly. Most likely it evaporated in the atmosphere though
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Ironic, that the video about the fastest things took me the longest to make. Next video hottest or powerful?
amzn.to/2zZyaQJ
MR SLAV hottest
hottest
Thiccest
Hottest. It's hard to measure most powerful.
Love these types of vids. Keep it up.
The real fastest thing is you closing your browser when you hear your mom walking up the stairs
Fuckin true HAHA
Jonah D'Ambrosio lol
Lmao so true
ALT + F4
@@nomemesallowed2639 double click f4 and enter
*fastest thing ever: when i turn off all the lights and i sprint to the room*
Finally a relatable thing that i do almost everyday
i relate to this on a spirtual level hahahah
True
Running in school halls
Fear of darkness in a nutshell
When it said "Earth is going 68,351 MPH: That includes you.", I felt that.
"Physics does not apply to Mr.Slav!"
- Mr.Slav, 2018
Truly a inspiring quote *wipes* *tear*
Fastest thing ever:
*the camera man*
Gru.
@@itszmystic2948 yes, gru from Despicable me
I agree with Uno reverse cars
@@dig3990 Gru is the strongest being in the universe
@@itszmystic2948 ok. I see now
Mr. Slav: “I’m here!”
Her (on phone): “I’m home!”
“Wait what.”
What
2:58 The speed of that text appearing and disappearing is the fastest thing in the universe.
It said (You can actually remove the limiter, So whatever)
Yeah that annoyed me
Hes forgetting the *demon that chases me when I turn the lights off*
How the fuck would he know about that?
@@wmwdl8464 E X A C T L Y
You're forgetting Joseph.
Then you would be the fastest if u are alive (please don’t r/wooosh me :( ）
@doSUBnot to Dio Brand-O r/woooosh
2% battery, pornhub, I'm fast I'm very fast
Hahaha 13 sec
Here are legends
That happened to me today wtf lol
@@bafer6365 😉
Fastest hands in the world.
The fastest thing ever:
You when your phone says: *"Battery too low, Shutting down in 30 seconds."*
Yeah I know this... It everytime shuts of when you're about to plug it in...
12:20
"just imagine closing and opening eyes, just to find yourself 1200 km away from your original location"
Sans: *first time?*
Fastest things:
1. Light
Enrico Pucci: I'm I a joke to you?
🅱️ade in 🅱️eaven
A bit closer to heaven
made in china
Enrico Pucci,more like
Enrico Pussy
(just a joke)
THE FASTEST THING :
:speed me 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
100% My battery
*1 second later*
1% My battery
harry liang at all iPhone 8 and under users 😂
My dad coming back from the "Milk trip" when he realized i won in a lottery.
Dad: Hey i’m back, can you help your pops and give me the entire ticket worth?
Learned some new things for sure, thanks. I would have thought the SR71 would fit in this nicely, it did not just reach high speeds for a moment, but could fly at them for long durations, mission after mission. It did get fairly hot and thirsty though!
Nothing moves faster than your girlfriend's fingers when shes texting you when shes mad
Apart from her mouth if she's in the same room.
Gordon Lawrence lmao
Yeah lol
Kayla is writing...
CAN YOU BELIV THE NERVE PD THOS I PEEEPS I MEN YHEY JUST TYPE TP DFAST
You know what is faster?
My mobile losing battery
Russia Union 1 battery a second
@@hipwardx a 0.1 second
Umm no my teacher when collect a homework is faster
IPhone?
Iphone confirmed
Now, the fastest man-made object is the Parker Solar Probe made by NASA, which currently travels at 430,000MPH (or just about 120 miles per SECOND).
In perspective, if you were going at that speed, you could travel across the whole US (from Seattle to Miami) in just 27 seconds.
I too see things like that ... I mean 27 seconds (Seattle to Miami)
I also calculate speed like that.
Fastest things :
"me when I'm going to turn off the light"
"Me when I saw a chockroach"
"Me when I fall down in the stairs"
So trueeee
Ah yes , the most disgusting bug
*chockroach*
So funny wow
"Dragonfly (1100x faster than garden snail)"
*talks about tiger beetle*
1:11
~ LOL
Ever wondered why dragonflies are called DRAGON
"For Example"
tell this tk gaijin
Still not as fast as 1 million people commenting "FIRST"
xD
I don't wanna like this comment cuz it's at 69 likes
5 year olds*
Sixth
But there are only 5.3 k comments so how u said there is 1million??
Fastest thing ever: turning your phone off after it blast at full audio in class
2:07 looks like the Isle of Man TT, or at least some Irish road racing. It is by far the most exciting thing I've ever seen in person.
Light: I'm the fastest
Expanding Universe: allow me to introduce myself
*Tachyon:* "hold my energy"
so... Quantum tunneling?
(folding time and space)
Tachyons win as they arrive before you say go...
a
Time ok just say it
Title:fastest things ever
Video:* snail moves *
Me: *YEEET*
The fastest thing in existence is a dog when you ask it what’s in its mouth.
@@lillersox lolol
did someone call me?
The fastest thing in the world is *to laugh at your friend when he falls*
That’s sad 😔
i love how simple are your vids but theres a lot of work behind it collecting the clips+research+editing keep up for many years my russian friend
We cant go faster than that....
Or can we?....
[Vsauce music playing]
What are *we*?
What is even a what?
eXonly 1090 LOL
Please Michael your brain can only go a certain limit for the love of god please stop making these videos you are dying
Thought about the same
Bae: Come over
Me: I can't, I'm doing homework
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me:
If you know what i mean......
You just won A Guinness World Record Fastest man alive aftering his babe when his babe is home alone.
Light: "whoa, what the hell was that?"
@@richardsanchez9190 haha, noice
Teleportation countdown 3..2..1
14:58 so the world is still loading? i thought it already loaded long time ago
Fastest thing ever: closing the lights downstairs and running back up the stairs
The real fastest thing is when I turn off the lights and run upstairs to escape the demons behind me.
I do the same exact thing😂😂😂
LOL METOO
Me too because I’m a wimp
Ah
LOL I ALWAYS DO THAT THEN I SHUT THE DOOR QUICK ASF
"fastest thing in the world"
Me: *watches my girlfriend running away from the cockroach*
Spider too
Lmao
Your lucky to have a girlfriend
My friend, the fastest thing ever is a girl running when seeing i'm preparing to ask her out.
@@gabicoman7144 Your not my friend
"i have no idea how this works, but its seems cool"-MR. Slav
1:08
Ah yes, the humble toy helicopter
Fastest thing is...:
You cleaning up your room before mom comes in
Nah thats slow.
Jamaican indipendence
Why would your room be dirty anyway? Do you throw ur doodoo all over the place?
i don’t have a mom
This went from 0 to 100 real fast
The Fastest thing in the universe is
Pattrick's Rock
lol
Damn that light cant beat Patrick Rock, i quite dissapointed
What about Endermen when you stare at them?
@@kingdededelicious That is a teleportation
yes
SSC Tuatara: watches 3:42
*coughs in disbelief*
And says: That car is history
8:56 this is VSAUCE but Mr Slav version .
wait, so is it possible that Quantum tunneling can teleport you beyond the universe that is expanding???
@Robert w is there a reason why???
Robert w hey at least even though it may be super duper small chance but it’s still possible xD. I kinda really want to see what beyond the universe that expends
@Robert w xd u said no wirhout even knowing a damn hahahah, the observable universe is much snaller than his real aspect, by this logic and the informations we got it shiuld be more likely possible to teleport beyond what we know as observable unvierse, but ok....
@@clement5392 a quantum particle can't teleport to "outside" of the universe. Because there isn't outside of the universe. The universe is EVERYTHING that exist.
Gamer 1227 but then, how can the universe expands into nothing. And it like getting new space out of nothing. I think there is something but we can’t see or observe. But as you said, there isn’t anything outside the universe or so we believe. Does that mean there really isn’t a way to teleport outside of the universe? Because after the universe expands, we may be able to teleport there but before the universe expands to that place, that “place” is outside of the universe.
Soz if it confusing and my English is bad. And Soz for late reply
Fastest thing:
When your phone is at 1% and you sprint to your charger
Umm 2% is lowest In my phone
Nah thats slow
@@tinsku332Xd lowest is 1% for meh
@@shockwave2810 4% smh
0% is my lowest
This is the first video I saw from you and it was abd still is a masterpiece. My respect to you Mr. Slav this is so cool to watch from time to time.
Fastest thing ever:
When you were being chase by a big dog. :]
Thats slow just use a car and your faster.
The question is...
Who's faster?
@@wmwdl8464 why would a dog chase you when you're in a car bruv
@@retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456 theres a lot of reason to that but my answer is
Dog
A guns the fastest solution
The real fastest thing is you running to your room before the demons get you.
Stubborn thank goodness I’m not the only one doing that lmao
Especially after going to the toilet at night
"We can't be faster than that"
>Looks at video length<
Oh no
fastest thing ever : when your realized your favorite game is issuing a free legendary skin event
Bro I knew you were going to say “or can we?” 😂
2:58 says “You can actually remove the limiter, so whatever.”
LOL!
"LOL!" e lol
@@linalikess It means *Laughing out Loud* so it all capitalize
@@arkinnnx kid IK what it means I'm not stupid.
I saw it
Saw it not hard
Fastest thing is the speed you lie down to trick your parents you're sleeping.
Lmao
I was literally just doing that my mom entered the room and I dashed my phone
True lol
true, i just keep my closet door open when this happens, so when she comes i freaken chuck it a magically turns off...
Nothing's much faster than me trying to find my damn charger when im on 1%
The actual fastest thing is a girl rejecting a boy who isn’t 6 feet
The Fastest Thing Ever:
It's when you run away from your dads belt.
I'm a Dump no Doubt You’re Dumb 😂
@@nathanaelsoleman2238 Imagine if your dad is holding the belt to smack you with it, and you will become the fastest human being have ever live. (Faster than Usain Bolt and Ronaldo)
@@imadump5992 you should have used r/woooosh
But my dad uses a fucking metal stick
Same
fastest thing really ever:
the kid running from his mom at Walmart
IT'S not it's a baby Zombie pigman
Astillix what is a mom
@@nicolemillner4840 a mom is the thing you are born from are you 2 years old?
No I’m not I thought it was a mum
@@nicolemillner4840 mom is the same thing as mum
Everyone Gangsta until there is something faster than light.
Fastest thing in the universe: Your computer finding updates.
Slowest thing in the universe: Your computer installing updates.
These videos are so good to watch , I learn something I will never use but hey .. at least I know now
Pretty much school but in a channel
Walid tide podes fan WALID BT no school is more Shit , in school your forced to learn something without cool graphics and a slide show of stock footage . Also you have to learn against your will
No , The fastest is Clearing your history when Your mom walks toward your room-
Incognito ☺️!
I never clear my history
Copied
Weebs cant be original as always.
Incognito? Ez? Weeb?
Quantum tunneling: Teleports
People with crocs in sport mode: *pitiful numbers*
the real fastest thing is when strangers dogs bark at you
Nasa be like:
yo what if we put a rocket in an airplane
the employees: *promote this dude*
LMAO
a similar aircraft is responsible for making Neil Armstrong an astronaut
#69likesquad #keepitthatway
69th
@@blonk2658 nice
If snails are so slow then how do they come from nowhere all of a sudden
Times
Patience
Because they teleport.
Ikr
snails are actually quantum physicists in disguise.
The fact they can tripple the free fall speed of a human and live is amazing
The start off’s are jokes but they need to be included because we need to compare them for the big boys to make your mind go boom boom.
Weekend is faster than Quantum Tunneling.
And monday is slower than Amoeba
@@corinth9140 Right, lol
Deadasss
trueeee
Lmao
Fastest human
Your mom chasing you with a slipper/blunt.
Stfu indian
@@deepfactsmotives bruh
Nightstalker Playz what is a mom
Just imagine how many stars you look up and see that are actually dead
That is one of the many reasons about why astrology is so stupid. A lot of stars don't even exist now so how they'll decide your personality?
I have seen aprox. the 99% of your videos, each one is superb but this one is beyond greatness. All that info and presentation, man..you're amazing, thanks! Greetings from Greece.
8:52
„We cant be faster than that“
Me: **sees video is just at the half**
also me: There’s something wrong i can feel it
Same
“If there’s nothing faster than light, how can the dark get there first?”
hm.
Dark is just lack of light. It didn't get there first, it was already there.
Technically darkness is as fast as light
Yeah darkness is fast
@@wmwdl8464 darkness doesn't have a speed, because it isn't a thing, it is a lack of something. It's static, meaning it's not moving.
No dark is nothing its not lack of light
And how about this then switch the light to the darkness and see whats faster.
Fastest thing ever...?
Waking up and seeing 9:00 am on your phone
On *MONDAY*
The slowest thing ever is the time to realise that you already ate your happy meal
Fastest thing is me when my mom yells at me
Robbe maybe your just slow to see the snails
@@tothelightK lol
Or your mom chasing you after you used her credit card for robux or vbucks
Jaha taas yks suomalainen huomattu
Loudest too
The fastest thing in this video was this line at 2:58
"You can the remove the limiter, so whatever"
its "You can actually remove the limiter, so whatever"
Fastest thing is: The JAG-B 329 particle (something I made up for a fictional story) which actually travels so fast that the universe isnt different particles it is actually the same particle travelling forwards and backwards in time and it is everywhere and nowhere all the time and none of the time
Never thought I'd hear "4000x faster" and "snail" together in one sentence
That’s just went 0 to 4000 real quick
the fastest thing ever recorded is
when you use speed hacks
yes
Put the speed hack to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
:speed me 99999999999
@@ashman2770 nah, :set speed ∞^∞:
Stop make a joke guys is not funny
Actually, fastest man made object was a manhole cover which went at a speed of 6x earth's escape velocity, and possibly was the first item in space after a nuke went off underground in 1957, one month before Sputnik was launched.
Man watched that video
I wouldn't say that because that man hole probably disintegrated into a plasma the moment it hit the hypersonic speed
yeah but even if it didn't desintegrated in the atmosphere it wouldn't be the fastest object since it would be on a sun escape velocity but orbital mechanics states that the closer you are to an object the more atraction force you have, so if you are on a sun lower orbit you will be traveling way faster than 6 times earth escape velocity, like mercury and venus, so helios is still the fastest man made object because it is on a excentric heliocentric orbit, but i think that parker solar probe is not that far from being the fastest
The helios speed is 252.000km/h and manhole cover's speed is 209.000 km/h, how is that faster?
Helios speed is 50.000 km faster...
Ah yes, Operation Plumbob
"You know why I pulled you over?
"Not really, officer."
"I clocked you doing 68,390mph in a 68,380mph zone."
Fastest thing ever is a toddler who has something on their mouth and you ask them to spit it out.
"top fastest things ever"
starts with amoebas and snails
To get perspective
Started from the bottom now we here
Koenigsegg car was built by 1 dude back in the 90's who was 22 at the time. What a mad lad.
It has a similarity with Minecraft, as both are Swedish :P
Fuck, Koenigsegg isn't a car... It's a brand. The Koenigsegg Agera RS was build around 2018. The brand was built by one guy In the 90's.
R/madlads
8:53
"We can't be faster than this..."
"Or can we?"
**VSauce music starts playing*
The most fastest thing I ever done when I see a imposter vented front of me and running to the emergency meeting
The fastest thing in this video is speed x2.0
Agree
Lol thats true
Yup
Nah. The fastest thing is...
Patrick's pet rock
It can move up to infinite mph
BonzieC5303 How?
Preni Dsouza, Simple
It’s moving so fast it doesn’t appear to be moving lol
Lmao bro get ur own comments
@@poltergeist1105 Ye, its travelling that fast it goes up to end of the universe and back in that fast that you dont even recognize
You forgot 1 thing, the speed of thought!!! It is also instantaneous. If we think about the sun, we are instantly there. we can think about the corner of the universe and we are there. It is a magical thing no one pays much attention to.
Just think about it...
the universe is expanding at 70km/s, which is around 156,000mph, and that's around 43 miles per second. can you imagine that?
Thanks a lot for choosing my video of the Koenigsegg Agera RS 🙏🏻🙏🏻😎 Keep up your amazing content!!
TvdL Films Chiron its much faster from Koeingsegg Because Chiron going at 289 MPH and Koenigsegg 274
Zoran Milanović No, there hasn’t been an official record attempt with the Chiron, therefore the Agera RS holds the record!
Zoran Milanović You're wrong. See the comment below yours
@@thejay8963 oh the irony of that comment is amazing!
Evan The Gamer grammar
*IM FAST AS FK BOII*
Buggati(i cant spell that) Chirion? Hello? 310mph.
Not as fast as Keemstar
Random Guy k
SOMEONE ONTHEINTERNET no big shaq skrrrraa
That's what she said 😂
Fastest thing in existance: my gf luring me into the bedroom, and me actully sprinting in
Mr slav: You think its over?
The red bar: *im gonna ruin this entire mans career*
2:58 it says “you can actually remove the limiter, so whatever”
"I'm removing the speed limiter!"
2:59 maybe
My dad is the fastest when he found out my mom was pregnant
He just run you can still chase him
He just run you can still chase him
He was running to the hospital to help her
YEA before i born my dad find out and YEET tp hospital
Underrated af comment
Shame that one manhole cover that got nuked wasn't mentioned. It reached escape velocity almost instantly. Most likely it evaporated in the atmosphere though
I saw the rocket-propelled explosive-laden cart running behind capt Mainwarring and his home guard LOL hilarious
Not as fast as me failing the No Nut November challenge
I literaly failed at the first 10 min of november
@@user-gw3rk3sm1g I failed my no nut when I tried to nut at the last second of October but then I was a few seconds late
Oct 31 2018
23:59.99
Nov 1 2018
00:00.00
*U can't fail that shit if u don't join it from the start*
www.deviantart.com/johngate2014/art/Succubus-Queen-22a-690060329 and www.deviantart.com/johngate2014/art/Vampire-77-5-767533810 my wives xD
Press *F* to Pay Respects for the Sungrazer Comet
F
*F*
F
F
F
Fastest thing in the world
A spider disappearing when you look away for 0.0000000000000001 second
Not as fast as me when I turn off the gameboy in bed when my mom opens the door.