@@specops8655 mafuyu's mum is the reason mafuyu wants to d!e. Everytime Mafuyu strays away from being a perfect child Mafuyu's mum manipulates her by saying stuff like "I'm doing this cause I care about your future"
All of this was extremely accurate. Especially 0:49 😭there are some songs I literally cannot fc because my brain and fingers decided to screw me over on that exact.same.part.
me with DFTM Expert 😭 i had to find a static chart viewer and figure out this one pattern right before the end cause I kept on hitting it wrong (it's an alternating pattern that you can hit like a roll that ends with a double, that double confused me so much)
Omg for the not getting the limited 4star one I actually did a 10 pull recently that hat 3 4stars in it (I haven’t gotten a 4star in literally forever so I was super happy) BUT NONE OF THEM WERE FROM THE BANNER!
Community character options is honestly one of the stupidest. Look, the reason why the developers decided to use 5 units for 5 main genres was because there are thousands of Vocaloid songs. And with that game, they are able to share a variety of songs to different people so that there’s always something for everyone. Stop hating on another person you don’t even know if their taste in music is different than yours.
im 2 months late but ive been told its bc the english version is roughly a year behind the japanese version!! not sure if its accurate, but i have seen vids of the japanese version from abt a year ago with the current english ui so it holds up
This is so accurate I feel like lagging should be there too. I lag and then i can’t play and then i can’t even clear the song because i can’t see the dang notes
Oh yeah also wrong way too. I don’t know how many times i’ve lost my Highlight AP because of the stupid flick notes being impossible to flick in the right direction (i’m saying the slide notes does a round this like a berethesis and then the flick just goes the opposite way)
1:22 For this, you can use guided access, found in accessibility in settings, flick to on then boom, problem solved! (android might not have it though)
As a newbie Prosekai player My worst enemy in Expert or master is Flick notes. (IN ANY GAME LIKE PHIGROS, ETC) I have only played those 4 notes rhythm games. (ykwm)
Me who plays on phone- only thumbs play- its hell- I also keep losing my connection when Im at my own place 😭 my internet provider always decide to be shit at that point
Dude literally Ifuudoudou is my quote on quote curse song. Last year (2023) Every time I did a coop session that wasnt with friends of the songs atleast one had to be Ifuudoudou (Like if I played 10 coop songs one HAD to be Ifuudoudou) Now as of 2024 Ive seen it twice in coop cause Ive only played with friends. One time it got chosen and disbanded and the other it didnt get chosen. Safe to say I think my curse is gone!
I’m so bad at the game and I don’t understand Chinese ( I’m in China server), for my first roll I got a four star, and yet it took me months to realise that 1st I am the worst in cheerful live and I cannot change that, and 2nd, how to change my card thingy
things I hate, according to the video (with justification): 4- miss 5- no fc 6- Early, just early, i hate eaely, early 7- no AP. I can ap lvl 29-32 but cant ap lvl 26-28, just because early) 9- Slow hands. mainly on lvl 35+ charts/6k charts 13- continuos flick 14- Flick + note 16- missing and great the last note (Intense Voice master and doctor funk trauma) 18 19- missing at same place/cant perfect that one part. Neo append and Brand new day master trauma 26- Watching Shoshinsha703 playing better than me. He just AP all lvl 37 with 1.0 note speed 28- no anti-slip place 31- non limited 4* 35 and 36- non understand japanese 39- songs i don't want to play 41- no master unlocked. This happens in English server
just today i was trying to get my fc for multiple master charts and holy shit ALL THOSE FANCY SLIDERSSSSS PLEASE WHYY MY POOR THUNBS CANT GO ALL THE WAY TO OTHER SUDE OF THE SCREEN IT ALSO CANT HOLD VERY CURVY SHIT 💀💀💀💀💀😭
omfg 29 is the worst. I HAD A SUSPENSION WARNING BC I WAS DISTURBING OTHER PLAYERS BC I LEFT THE THING ALWAYS BC I ACCIDENTALLY GOT OUT OF THE GAMEEEE I WAS SO SCARED ISTG I DIDNT PLAY CO-OP FOR MONTHS
There is a setting on Apple devices where you can turn off the thing that kicked you off the app! It’s called 4 finger click or something, once you turn it off 1:23 won’t happen
@@TempestStation1 okay, I said on Apple tho. This means it’s targeted toward Apple users ?? Idc if they have android I Wasn’t specifically talking to them .?
51. obscure note size changes that your brain will never understand and makes you fail the chart but the rest of it is relatively easy *glares at egoist master*
The mafuyus mom one is the worst one 🥰
Agreed
@@H.KuriyoCan I get why everyone hate mafuyus mom? I don't read the story so Idk. I have seen a lot of mafuyus Mom meme.
@@specops8655 she manipulated mafuyu alot and is straight up treating her as a machine with no feelings
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@@specops8655 mafuyu's mum is the reason mafuyu wants to d!e. Everytime Mafuyu strays away from being a perfect child Mafuyu's mum manipulates her by saying stuff like "I'm doing this cause I care about your future"
alternative title: 50 stages of proseka grief
LMFAOOOO FR
I LOVE HOW MAFUYUS MOM IS ITS OWN CATEGORY BUT IT STILL IS SO ACCURATE
FR
I thought I read it as I LOVE MAFUYUS MOM 😭😭😭🤚
Things that PJSEKAI players love:
1# SEGA decides that mafumom should vanish off mafuyus life
@@4rt3m1s-m00n so im not the only one :D
@@enkephalin.yes
I just love the "don't understanding japanese" literally just after a "nande?"
Well I can't read japanese and i barely know some japanese word so...
@@H.Kuriyo i know and i love it, cuz it's the same for me
All of this was extremely accurate. Especially 0:49 😭there are some songs I literally cannot fc because my brain and fingers decided to screw me over on that exact.same.part.
Yea lo💀💀
me with DFTM Expert 😭
i had to find a static chart viewer and figure out this one pattern right before the end cause I kept on hitting it wrong (it's an alternating pattern that you can hit like a roll that ends with a double, that double confused me so much)
should've added Toya's dad to the list as well
OH YEAH i forgot, meg it's fine, let's all just roast mafufu mother
Tbf, Toyas dad actually gets better (not by much) and Mafuyus doesn’t.
Oh ok didn't know
Ena and Akito's dad 👺🔥
The ppl that called Mizuki weird as well
LAGGING WHILE PLAYING A SONG…
MISSING A NOTE WHEN CLICKED IT..
LOSING LIVES..
It feels like we were cloud playing all this time 😕
To be honest, ive been seeing ur videos rarely.. yet its actually interesting!! like Darku's, Jack and Jolted! New subscriber:3
I try my best to make at least worth-watching vids, those youtubers are my idol and I am happy atleast to grow a small audience :3
I want Eve's original cover so badly😢
And number 51 is when your parents get in your room when ur about to fc a song
No. 52 is the same as 51 but the song is yaminabe
So tru, this happened so much
51 IS SOOO RELATABLE 😭
1:55 This always happens when starting a Multi Live...
51. When your fingers grip to the screen like an octopus
yeah I hate that
If you rhyme it enough, this video has the potential of becoming a music video
Especially at 0:14-0:17
I was planning to but yeah it would take too much of my smol brain
1:12 FR THO JACK HOW DO YOU DO IT???????
LOL THE PART WHERE YOU HAVE A NERF GUN BUT THE BULLET COMES FROM THE SIDE BCZ YOU DONT WANNA DAMAGE IPAD IS SO FREAKIN FUNNY OMG
the sole problem for me is F L I C K N O T E S just when i thought that i could finally fc a song a flick note passed my fingers.
i love how necromantic just started playing at the end LOL
too relatable i cant even tell how much i relate to this video
That emu thing was majestic, i love it
DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU
i love how you included mafumom😭 (i kin mafuyu😨)
Omg for the not getting the limited 4star one I actually did a 10 pull recently that hat 3 4stars in it (I haven’t gotten a 4star in literally forever so I was super happy) BUT NONE OF THEM WERE FROM THE BANNER!
I RELATED TO ALL OF THEM THIS IS GOLD
wait a minute..you missed something
WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING A SONG AND IT LAGS AND YOU LOSE YOU COMBO 😭
Number 51 is when your parents walk into the room while you're about to start ifuudoudou
The worst thing is lagging while having a full combo and it freezes for a couple of seconds and then you’re either on red or you’ve lost
0:28 place 6 fingers across the touch zone
1:24 turn on guided access
actually good advice
WAIT THIS IS ACTUALLY SO RELATABLE WTF
That one moment where a notification pops up during or near the end of a song 😢
Even as a bandori player i still can kinda feel it
51: Low battery while playin middle of the song
1:43 i immediately recognized that map lmao
0:09
Just beat "what's up? Pop!" And i gotta admit that song is very hard and confusing even on expert
0:49 and when you finally clear that part, you miss at the most easiest part of the song
When the 3dmv starts lagging and you have a good phone/tablet (it legit makes me wanna cry)
Time to be your 990th subscriber because of you being so damn relatable.
background music goes so hard
Or when you get a sudden lag spike when ur about to fc a song
those last two were so real
Community character options is honestly one of the stupidest. Look, the reason why the developers decided to use 5 units for 5 main genres was because there are thousands of Vocaloid songs. And with that game, they are able to share a variety of songs to different people so that there’s always something for everyone. Stop hating on another person you don’t even know if their taste in music is different than yours.
Why does the Japanese version have such a cool UI and design for everything
YEAH AND I WAS LIKE WAIT JP LETS YOU *FINISH* THE SONG INSTEAD OF INSTANTLY FAILING YOU AT 0?
@@_lyraspanu get more crystals from event stories and the daily rewards too
im 2 months late but ive been told its bc the english version is roughly a year behind the japanese version!! not sure if its accurate, but i have seen vids of the japanese version from abt a year ago with the current english ui so it holds up
@@starstruckromanyea en is a year behind
There's 1 more thing that everyone hates, lag
1:11 that one jack video😭😭🤣
This is so accurate
I feel like lagging should be there too. I lag and then i can’t play and then i can’t even clear the song because i can’t see the dang notes
Oh yeah also wrong way too. I don’t know how many times i’ve lost my Highlight AP because of the stupid flick notes being impossible to flick in the right direction (i’m saying the slide notes does a round this like a berethesis and then the flick just goes the opposite way)
sometimes i forgot to flick the notes. i was half asleep, but i still want to play
WHEN. YOUR. DAMN. FINGER. GOES. OUT. OF. THE. RECTANGLE. ON. THE. SLIDERS.
I relate to the 'pressing a flick note'
why was that outro like that. number 49 is the realest one!
As a (old/retired) pjsekai player, this is all so true
you forgot one.
51. when the notes dont register
tbh sometimes our device’s touchscreen stops becoming a touchscreen every time you flick 😭😭
the worst part of all is when you’re playing a live and it decides to lag out of nowhere messing up your full combo
1:22 This Is Top Relatable
1:22 For this, you can use guided access, found in accessibility in settings, flick to on then boom, problem solved! (android might not have it though)
I'm...on android..
@@H.Kuriyo damn 😞 (pray8ng that android gets it soon)
"learning character building" I have had this game for a year and I still have not built my team at all
Oof. The lack of accuracy, flick-note, and not sticking the ending really get me
As a newbie Prosekai player
My worst enemy in Expert or master is Flick notes. (IN ANY GAME LIKE PHIGROS, ETC)
I have only played those 4 notes rhythm games. (ykwm)
don't forget when the chart doesn't count your notes you tap
THE LAST ONE IS SO REAL
Me who plays on phone- only thumbs play- its hell-
I also keep losing my connection when Im at my own place 😭
my internet provider always decide to be shit at that point
getting the same 4* that I already have is the best thing I could get right now
0:17 no cross hands for spam but then cross hands for hold?
U don't understand my brain
i really don't
Neither do i
continuous flicks are my bane and is my major wall for lv32+
alternative title: 50 Project sekai stuff which cause EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
THE THUMBNAIL GAVE ME A SMALL JUMPSCARE 😇
That note when you think you finished
1:13 jack!!!!!
Mafuyu mom was the worst thing project sekai can over
And flick too
That motherfaking flick
Yey new video😊😊😅😅
Bro the if you miss in the end of the song note one relly piss me off
touhou reference at the end😱😱😱
u forgot the “my head is itchy..”
My fingers are faster than my wifi
49: mafuyu's mom 🫥
as someone who Just started Like 2 weeks ago
Literally every Song on expert is confousing😅
Or when the flick notes don't register. Really ruins some run throughs.
ADJUSTING YOUR OFFSET IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING IN THE WHOLE GAME I SPENT 20 MINUTES TRYING TO FIND IT
HELP THE END
I really love the append difficulty it's so fun to play😀😀
So relatable!!
Dude literally Ifuudoudou is my quote on quote curse song. Last year (2023) Every time I did a coop session that wasnt with friends of the songs atleast one had to be Ifuudoudou (Like if I played 10 coop songs one HAD to be Ifuudoudou) Now as of 2024 Ive seen it twice in coop cause Ive only played with friends. One time it got chosen and disbanded and the other it didnt get chosen.
Safe to say I think my curse is gone!
I’m so bad at the game and I don’t understand Chinese ( I’m in China server), for my first roll I got a four star, and yet it took me months to realise that 1st I am the worst in cheerful live and I cannot change that, and 2nd, how to change my card thingy
realest video ever
THE ENDDDDDD AAAAAAAAUGHHHH DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU JUMPSCARE BUT EMU VERSION SHVDHJVUKWJAGUFVAYHFSGDIKYGHAASDGTR
All extremely accurate
1:12 jack mentioned lmao
My brain is the end of the video ‼️
things I hate, according to the video (with justification):
4- miss
5- no fc
6- Early, just early, i hate eaely, early
7- no AP. I can ap lvl 29-32 but cant ap lvl 26-28, just because early)
9- Slow hands. mainly on lvl 35+ charts/6k charts
13- continuos flick
14- Flick + note
16- missing and great the last note (Intense Voice master and doctor funk trauma)
18 19- missing at same place/cant perfect that one part. Neo append and Brand new day master trauma
26- Watching Shoshinsha703 playing better than me. He just AP all lvl 37 with 1.0 note speed
28- no anti-slip place
31- non limited 4*
35 and 36- non understand japanese
39- songs i don't want to play
41- no master unlocked. This happens in English server
you are so real for shooting mafuyu's mom with a nerf gun
Next up you should do things that psjk players LOVE
My brain can't think of all those :(
just today i was trying to get my fc for multiple master charts and holy shit ALL THOSE FANCY SLIDERSSSSS PLEASE WHYY MY POOR THUNBS CANT GO ALL THE WAY TO OTHER SUDE OF THE SCREEN IT ALSO CANT HOLD VERY CURVY SHIT 💀💀💀💀💀😭
omfg 29 is the worst. I HAD A SUSPENSION WARNING BC I WAS DISTURBING OTHER PLAYERS BC I LEFT THE THING ALWAYS BC I ACCIDENTALLY GOT OUT OF THE GAMEEEE I WAS SO SCARED ISTG I DIDNT PLAY CO-OP FOR MONTHS
There is a setting on Apple devices where you can turn off the thing that kicked you off the app!
It’s called 4 finger click or something, once you turn it off 1:23 won’t happen
They have android
@@TempestStation1 okay, I said on Apple tho. This means it’s targeted toward Apple users ?? Idc if they have android I Wasn’t specifically talking to them .?
1:11 IS VERY ME BC HOW DO THEY EVEN BE DOING THAT LIKE BRO
I'll send my prayers to you guys from ensemble stars
As a D4DJ player I still relade to some of them
Whats the background music oh my days
Everyone watches jack and goes "Woah"
Hm? What do you mean by that
@@H.Kuriyo I mean by everyone looks up to jack
@@Plantplustrees ohh yes, he's the OG afterall
51. obscure note size changes that your brain will never understand and makes you fail the chart but the rest of it is relatively easy
*glares at egoist master*
It's annoying when I try to do a flick note, but the flick
does not actually end up registering. ;-;
So relatable.