Yeah, because WE`re the dangerous racist ones.. Maybe be friends with the black dudes and not be robbed beaten and bullied by them so the white people don`t go postal.. Yeah..
Epic How To: Survive a Home Invasion!!! Survive a bank robbery! Survive a drought!! Become a Mobster Boss!!! Survive a Bar Fight!!! Survive the Hunger Games! Make your own language!
Why am I watching this? It snows where I am in winter and usually its chalked up to a normal Tuesday in winter with few feet of snow being measured instead of inches.
Adam Seltzer step 1:press the emergency button if it has one Step 2: wait If it doesn't have an emergency button: Step 1: scream until your lungs feel like they're going to die. Step 2:wait and hope someone heard you.
kuudere girl65 what if no one answers? what if the building has caught fire right after I got in? What if the grid goes down while the elevator is between floors? What if the cable is about to snap and send me hurtling 40 floors to my doom? Think extreme situations: this is epic how to after all.
thank you Joe I thought I wouldnt make it when I got lost in the woods during winter than I remembered this video so I rode that damn bear all of the way home
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REMINDING ME OF HOW MY GRANDPARENTS DIED! . . . . . . Seriously. They died of hypothermia and hearing the description you told of the symptoms made me think of them. Now I know the pain they suffered. It's not something people they left behind want to hear. . . . . . . But, I'm not really mad. Actually, with all sincerity, I appreciate what you do with these videos. You may do it in an odd way (which I actually kind of find entertaining, to say the least), but you do help people with the knowledge you share in them. And I want to thank you for that.
Jon Blade it's easy just go to a top of a stable building and get equipments at least until tsunamis are over That's it how do I know this? I'm living in Japan
Lucky you. In Alaska it's 10-20 degrees colder. E.g:May to August:40° to 100° September to October:24°-50° November to December:-10 to 30° December to February:-40° to 0° March to May:12° to 45° Fric my life
GODᴇᴘɪᴄᴇʟʟ真神 oh dang. My elders told us that (and I quote becuz I disagree with them) "our ancestours were smart to choose this place whilst following the moose." How we choose this place is when the sea between Russia and Alaska was just land. But dang, 2 litres? That's more than I drink!
3:39 you should tell someone the day that your going to camp then the day your going to come back with the location of you trip. If they don't see you come back or hear that your back home they can call 911 since they know your location and time of your camping trip that way, people can find you and rescue you in time
+Habacuque Boy yes there multipliés report of seeing black shadow figurse orbs and seeing a face wven thought you know for a fact that you home alone or at sally house i shaw one at my old grandma house one time cause someone died there when my grandma was a child back in ww2 and toward the eand and beginning of the cold war she lived in a haunted house her dog kept on going nuts and she kept on getting attack when she sleep and when she home alone when she was older
How to become Agent 47/Hitman. Ok, i understand it's ILLEGAL for murder, but tells us, then we can think about, is it hard become hitman or is it good idea. I see lot of comments asked for "How to become hitman!" Please just do it! Or "How to become Viking" I wanna learn sword fighting :3
True scary story: I was in ND and my mom's van was white, and we were driving not expecting a blizzard, and it just starting snowing, we drove off the road. I've also had mild hyperthermia. Yeah you don't want to be in North Dakoda in the winter -_______-
There were blizzards in my town for the past three days, and not the small little blizzards. Giant blizzards blowing snow everywhere. I saw someone in my school post that we're expecting 10-14 inches of snow (which I'm doubting)
Setup like a 360 flip,wind up almost to the point where you are facing to the direction of the nose,then start spinning bs,pop when you're already turned like 90°,try looking onder your back shoulder,flick kind of late and try scooping bs and a little bit forward,catch the board and pivot the rest of the way if needed. It helps to be comfortable with bs flips,bs 360's and 360 flips. Just commit to the spin,try to stay centered and make sure you are flicking to the bs direction(and remember to wait a milisecond before the flick) and you got it! Good luck
Hey guys, can you make a video about getting a dinosaur for a pet like what you did for tiger one, in the future? (My brother: Dinosaurs are too be revied, Me: Wait what! is that true? My brother: yes, me: God dammit!) Nevermind, what about a mammoth? or a sabertooth (since they are like tigers)? Or a giant sloth?
You can also exhale down the inside of your coat, if you do it for long enough, it’ll raise your body temperature faster than just a coat alone. You can also try this with gloves but it’ll be a bit awkward. Speaking of gloves you should wear thin wool gloves with thick ski mitts on top.
Knowing me since I'm a restless sleeper, I'll probably end up turning around and around a couple times, wake up, forget where the entrance/exit is due to the tightly packed snow, and probably die
wait 5:45 what if there is a avelanch and you die inside that nice cave you just made then what do we do wait i got it train the bear to dig and get it to dig you out LMAO i love this so much
Can you please do "Epic How To Survive A Flood." That will be useful to know if the Arctic melts and raises the sea levels.
+Dylan Chen not gonna happen anytime soon
I know, but I'm still curious.
FrostOmega you never know
Ehm, when Arctic melts, water level won't actually rise. Still a good idea, flood can happen anywhere in the world, so some tips might come in handy.
Dylan Chen just try your best to keep your head above water.......get high ground.....
HOW TO SURVIVE A SCHOOL SHOOTING
Groovy Hot Pocket befriend all the white kids possible
Yeah, because WE`re the dangerous racist ones..
Maybe be friends with the black dudes and not be robbed beaten and bullied by them so the white people don`t go postal..
Yeah..
triggerd
Groovy Hot Pocket how to eat that booty like groceries
Groovy Hot Pocket k
Sees title: Ooh, interesting!
Realises that lives in Australia
oops
Kit Kat 101 still good
Same, I live near Houston, I've never even seen falling snow lol
Ninjasnake how I live near Houston and have seen snow falling?
@Jordan Riojas We probably live in different parts. I live kinda close to Spring/Conroe.
I live in LA CALI
Epic How To:
Survive a Home Invasion!!!
Survive a bank robbery!
Survive a drought!!
Become a Mobster Boss!!!
Survive a Bar Fight!!!
Survive the Hunger Games!
Make your own language!
MicDropComics the film Theorists has made a 2-part video about how to survive the hunger games!
Yeah!!!
MicDropComics lmao what have you been going thru
HUNGER GAMES!!!!!!! -silently reads hunger games in corner-
Why am I watching this? It almost never snows where I am.
TheDangerWolf I'm worst. It NEVER snows where I'm at. Oh well, I guess u never know right ?
TheDangerWolf In my country it never ever happened...
..
lucky
Why am I watching this? It snows where I am in winter and usually its chalked up to a normal Tuesday in winter with few feet of snow being measured instead of inches.
Wait, so you dont watch this for entertainment? Even if the info is not as useful?
How to survive when your parents are screaming at you😂😂😂
eduing los santos there is no way
How to survive being trapped in an elevator
Adam Seltzer step 1: don't panic
Step 2: done
Adam Seltzer step 1:press the emergency button if it has one
Step 2: wait
If it doesn't have an emergency button:
Step 1: scream until your lungs feel like they're going to die.
Step 2:wait and hope someone heard you.
kuudere girl65
what if no one answers? what if the building has caught fire right after I got in? What if the grid goes down while the elevator is between floors? What if the cable is about to snap and send me hurtling 40 floors to my doom? Think extreme situations: this is epic how to after all.
kuudere girl65
don't be a wisenheimer, I'm serious. there has to be a way to do it.
Adam Seltzer step 1- press the emergency call button
step 2- wait
step 3-be rescued
How To Survive A Tsunami
Joel yeah
Yeah
ok just drink all the water lmfao
Joel RUN
OoflesPlays Ride the wave baby
How to survive a math lesson
Be absent
Just get gud^^
Somali pirate who pirated your camera YEEEESSS!!!😂😂😂😂😩
Somali pirate who pirated your camera you can’t. ITS ENDLESSSS
Be smart dumbass
5:55 BUT YOU'VE ALREADY TAUGHT US HOW TO SURVIVE BEARS, SO WE'RE GOLDEN
Ricky how to survive the HS ladder
How to survive a plague plz
Pray
Move to Greenland
@@user-hv6gi9ux6z haha yes
@@user-hv6gi9ux6z lmao
More relevant now than ever
How to survive....
School
ZZ-APoorDude it is impossible
Pedro Lozano true
Well I have a great school I use iPads when I want not when they so seach up spider Man toys for a day and Fridays I leave at 12:00
Just get gud^^
ZZ-APoorDude you cant get shot if you are the shooter...
I remember thinking I was never going to have to use this video since I live in Texas. Then the snowstorm happened.
You should do how to survive a burning house
im a scaredy pants scaredy pants YES!!!!
And apartments (cause I live on one).
Tiny Pictures Sameeeee, lol!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
Run, just run
(JK)
Leave the house
How to Survive a War
Don't live in America
@@oddnoobswe1977 hello fellow scemer
@@hankschrader2346 Why hello there
@@oddnoobswe1977 don’t live in Ukraine
Ok, I need a lightsaber and a Tauntaun. Finished!
like!
NoSoMuSk lmao
NoSoMuSk I was thinking the same thing
Lol xD
thank you Joe I thought I wouldnt make it when I got lost in the woods during winter than I remembered this video so I rode that damn bear all of the way home
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REMINDING ME OF HOW MY GRANDPARENTS DIED!
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.
.
.
.
.
Seriously. They died of hypothermia and hearing the description you told of the symptoms made me think of them. Now I know the pain they suffered. It's not something people they left behind want to hear.
.
.
.
.
.
.
But, I'm not really mad. Actually, with all sincerity, I appreciate what you do with these videos. You may do it in an odd way (which I actually kind of find entertaining, to say the least), but you do help people with the knowledge you share in them. And I want to thank you for that.
How to survive world war 3!!! Please like if you agree so they can see this!!!
stay off the internet
tadaa
yay u just survived ww3! congratulations, enjoy living along side your dead siblings for all of eternity. el oh el
whooo
yay...
Blocky Animations dethrone Donald trump
Epic how to survive a volcano eruption
Kalyana Harford Volcanic**
Kalyana Harford that shoulda been released in AD 79... Pompeii mighta survived
Kalyana Harford move to iceland we mateies will teach ya some things
Kalyana Harford Step one: don't
+MikePotato Geez Man! Too soon!
how to survive World War III
Just move to switzerland
this is very relevant now... lmao
MIKE gaming Center fr
You're about... Two years early
How to get into area 51
Kelly McAllister u can't you will be shot or inprisioned
Karen Keller stfu you can idiot
Kelly McAllister yes
*calling*
Hi Fbi there is a person trying to get into Area 51
@@somewhataddicted7685 Area 51 I'd a real military base, you think they just let you in?
What about, how to survive a tsunami
Jon Blade Go on high ground.
Jon Blade don't be near water
Jon Blade Don't live in Japan.
TR-8R it doesn't just happen in Japan
Jon Blade it's easy just go to a top of a stable building and get equipments at least until tsunamis are over
That's it how do I know this? I'm living in Japan
how to survive a hurricane
Floridians to the rescue!😂
How to be a badass
Dwight watch nigahigas video on how to be a badass
Dwight you are one already :D
How to survive under a crushed building or debris
oPaulHD be luke cage
theunrulygamer lmao
oPaulHD eat other ppl
I live in Singapore ... it's summer all year long.
OMG sammmeeeee
Your hot
Lucky you. In Alaska it's 10-20 degrees colder.
E.g:May to August:40° to 100°
September to October:24°-50°
November to December:-10 to 30°
December to February:-40° to 0°
March to May:12° to 45°
Fric my life
@@Ronn_V Lucky? In singapore, we literally have to drink at least 2 litres a day or well get sick
GODᴇᴘɪᴄᴇʟʟ真神 oh dang. My elders told us that (and I quote becuz I disagree with them) "our ancestours were smart to choose this place whilst following the moose." How we choose this place is when the sea between Russia and Alaska was just land. But dang, 2 litres? That's more than I drink!
How to Survive a war on What to do's and not to do's
.,..
ThrustFrom Behind I wanna see that too
yes
How to survive a serial murderer
Vicenzo B. Eat some cornflakes
Vicenzo B. u mean serial killer dumbass
Meme licious Serial murderer and Serial killer are the same thing
trust me u want to read the receipt at 3:53
Gamer Nour DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTEEEM
How to Survive in the Desert - EPIC HOW TO
Epic How to win Legend 27 in game of war
Evan is a looser Is it the legend 27
Evan is a looser you now what to do 🔪
Timi Askolin i rekt thelegend27
Clorox Bleach I just got that commerical before I started the video
OMG I don’t know why I looked at this - it never snows here
How to Survive Being held Hostange?
He already made that
Soka Oh...thanks
Edgar Bucio Its something with kidnapp
METRIC MEASUREMENTS PLS
SunRed Yes!
dual display will do nicely..
3:53 deez nuts !!?? 😂😂😂
OldSchoolCoolGaming hey calm down he’s just being him.
OldSchoolCoolGaming your a jerk. He just thought it was funny
Ahnaf Mannan it’s funnt
OldSchoolCoolGaming lmao
OldSchoolCoolGaming WOW you got issue's don't even try calling me a kid cuz I don't care.Your just a sociopath! Ever thought about it 😕
Well I'm happy to be in summer right now
Max Wild yep
Me too
Doctor Thomas ME %ROO
"The winter is coming..." game of thrones must be an unsuccesfull show in australia
I'm in Australia. It's always summer here. The winter is coming? Good, you can go outside without the sun trying to kill you as much.
Can you teach us how to be V I L L I A N S ?
MuahHaHaHa, wait what?
DaMemeWithADream how to be number one
we are number one has been dead for 1 year now
3:39 you should tell someone the day that your going to camp then the day your going to come back with the location of you trip. If they don't see you come back or hear that your back home they can call 911 since they know your location and time of your camping trip that way, people can find you and rescue you in time
How to find out your house is haunted
Simple, haunted houses don't exist
Habacuque Boy umm ok that your belief and yes ghost does exist there are multiple prove of hunted house example sallies house ohh and the ouji board
cientific proof?
+Habacuque Boy yes there multipliés report of seeing black shadow figurse orbs and seeing a face wven thought you know for a fact that you home alone or at sally house i shaw one at my old grandma house one time cause someone died there when my grandma was a child back in ww2 and toward the eand and beginning of the cold war she lived in a haunted house her dog kept on going nuts and she kept on getting attack when she sleep and when she home alone when she was older
People saying they saw a ghost isnt very cientific ....
how to survive being a Russian ambassador
omar abugalib you don't
Wear body armor.
Don't be at an art galley.
You never know when a post modernist artist might want to use your dead body as his exposition.
Hamin t.s *don't advertise your channel bro*
Hamin t.s I've seen this comment 6 times now
I’ve survived many blizzards, just get food for the week and watch Netflix. It snowss a lot during winter
How to survive Blizzard? Just open pirate server.
How to become Agent 47/Hitman.
Ok, i understand it's ILLEGAL for murder, but tells us, then we can think about, is it hard become hitman or is it good idea.
I see lot of comments asked for "How to become hitman!" Please just do it!
Or "How to become Viking" I wanna learn sword fighting :3
Leemo Läänsoo It's only illegal if you get caught
*Gets listed on the FBI watch list*
Random Guy: *BLAH* *BLAH*
Me: Umm Yeah?? Mabye?
Joe: yeah You Can Do That, ONLY IF YOU WANNA DIE!
4:07
How to survive a war or enemy invasion.
Nick Chambernator never work for the military or watch how to survive a nuke
this is really helpful that's why I subscribed to this channel
GamerDroid 23 me too
I love when he said "get back to that cave and try to tame that bear and ride it home and u can scream I'm the bear king " hahahaha
don't do anything they say please...
what?
GamerDroid 23 or how to survive Australia in general. Cause, you know, EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL YOU!
True scary story: I was in ND and my mom's van was white, and we were driving not expecting a blizzard, and it just starting snowing, we drove off the road. I've also had mild hyperthermia. Yeah you don't want to be in North Dakoda in the winter -_______-
Epic how to survive being homeless
U guys should make a vid of have to make it in to navy seals or SAS
There were blizzards in my town for the past three days, and not the small little blizzards. Giant blizzards blowing snow everywhere. I saw someone in my school post that we're expecting 10-14 inches of snow (which I'm doubting)
Epic how to join the ufc
UnFriendlyDinosaur i support this
Epic how to join faze clan
UnFriendlyDinosaur just go sign up
[*laughs in scandinavian*]
[*Doesn't get the Fahrenheit in estonian*]
CATL0V3R DOGS SUCK *[Curses in Irish]*
Jäätelö Doge *[Screams in confusion cause he said Fahrenheit instead of Celsius]*
[Canadian nod of approval]
*scottish thumbs up
i love how the snow slowly rises throughout the video
EPIC HOW TO - Become a Detective
Knight its done
Joe:*says winter is coming but doesn’t make a game of thrones reference*
Game Of Thrones Fans: Am I joke to you
Winter wasteland of death - England in the winter ( when it actually shows)
epic how to survive bank robbery.
Eepu how to rib a bank
Eepu hide in the bathroom
AlienNinjaPuppy what if they robb the bathroom
What is there to steal in a bathroom? Fancy soap?
Oh, right on time. It's -52 C outside right now, maybe I'll survive
Setup like a 360 flip,wind up almost to the point where you are facing to the direction of the nose,then start spinning bs,pop when you're already turned like 90°,try looking onder your back shoulder,flick kind of late and try scooping bs and a little bit forward,catch the board and pivot the rest of the way if needed. It helps to be comfortable with bs flips,bs 360's and 360 flips. Just commit to the spin,try to stay centered and make sure you are flicking to the bs direction(and remember to wait a milisecond before the flick) and you got it! Good luck
when u try to say temperature plz use Celsius along with f
i love this kind of videos. good on you man, keep the good work up.
I miss this series
how to survive in the middle of the desert
Tristhan Geronimo wow they did it
"And im not talking presents and candy canes."
*Australia nervously in the background*
Epic how to survive Christmas gift shopping
Billy Bob lol
HAHAHA, you cant...
Billy Bob buy $1 gifts
Thats what I do :P
AlienNinjaPuppy
EPIC HOW TO: Survive a Hitman
Harry Brenton Music DUDDEE THIS IS ACTUALLY ONE NOW
Harry Brenton Music they Did it already
I made this comment before the video came out lol
you were probs the reason they made it
one time there was a crazy blizzard in 2010 and there was 8 feet of snow in about 2 or 3 days
I was in pennsylvania
I was 5 back then so I don't remember I also live in Pennsylvania
how bout how to be a good csgo player
team a russian
philipines lol
Keep saying CYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI RUSH
DemRaidzDoe Play until you've got ~1.5k hours and vioula global works 97% of the times.
simple, don't be a russian or indian xD
PEOPLE WEAR LAYERS!
like onion
I miss Epic How To so much
Can you do how to be a Viking
How to survive a death penalty.
I was in a blizzard it was not fun I got hypothermia (moderate) and got frostbite in my whole arm
how to survive a snow storm in a small town if you're homeless. Where to find shelter? Where to get clothes?
Erzebet Bathory watch the video
Erzebet Bathory I
How to survive a blizzard? _Be a Finn_.
Hente Hoo suomi perkele
3:22 LOOK AT NUMBERPLATE LOL
Epic how to survive a stabbing/gun wound
Hey guys, can you make a video about getting a dinosaur for a pet like what you did for tiger one, in the future? (My brother: Dinosaurs are too be revied, Me: Wait what! is that true? My brother: yes, me: God dammit!) Nevermind, what about a mammoth? or a sabertooth (since they are like tigers)? Or a giant sloth?
Sorry but Those are extinct and I don't if we will ever be able to bring them back :/
You can also exhale down the inside of your coat, if you do it for long enough, it’ll raise your body temperature faster than just a coat alone. You can also try this with gloves but it’ll be a bit awkward. Speaking of gloves you should wear thin wool gloves with thick ski mitts on top.
So what he is saying is don't wander around much
But we have a problem..
Oh wait there is a Charizard in the forest
this is gonna be really useful when i claim my country in penguin land
Knowing me since I'm a restless sleeper, I'll probably end up turning around and around a couple times, wake up, forget where the entrance/exit is due to the tightly packed snow, and probably die
Now on the search to tame a bear >:D
Christian Lied I'm pretty sure Joe did a video about how to survive a bear attack before. I'm sure it's the same procedure =P
Boyd Enfelt Oh shoot! Thanks for telling me that, i'll watch that soon
The URL for this video says boy
Chad Keeling IT DOES
i like how the more the video goes, the more snow accumulates around the host
n-ICE detail!!
Already survived a blizzard like if you have as well
Epic how to survive the hunger games or a hunger game
Henrryque Ochoa don't get picked
AlienNinjaPuppy well I mean if you do get picked what do you do?
Henrryque Ochoa two words: film theory
I shake uncontrollably when I play in the snow. Did I have mild hyperthermia from being outside for 2 minutes?
I love how slowly throughout the video he gets more covered in snow.
DO HOW TO SURVIVE A WORLD WAR!!!
like if you agree!
6:05 song name?
do how to learn parkour
Joe Bereta VS. Bear Grylls who is better?
joe
Dark GT bear.
Joe
The video should be renamed how to survive Canada.
How to survive a racist MTV News video...
Rem Turn the tv off
they took it down.
Oh there will be another one and more from Buzzfeed too. lol
Rem REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM YOU BEST GRIL!!!
HOW TO BECOME AN F1 RACE CAR DRIVER!!!
That would be fuckin sickkkk
Mammothis drive, just drive
wait 5:45 what if there is a avelanch and you die inside that nice cave you just made then what do we do wait i got it train the bear to dig and get it to dig you out LMAO i love this so much
Epic how to...........to......... I don't know something with guns
How to Perfectly master any guns?
Ha maybe sounds cool
How to survive a nuclear winter
Armin Santiaguel How to kill a tank...?
StruckOne that's already there
if your in a blizzard play overwach or world of warcraft
ETHAN Pattni or sleep