How To Fight A Bear - EPIC HOW TO

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  • @blueberryboi9426
    @blueberryboi9426 8 років тому +1813

    How to fight a bear
    1. Set it on fire.
    2. Run away from the now very angry flaming bear.

  • @tryoutofme4492
    @tryoutofme4492 7 років тому +1405

    *Bear* : Roarrr...
    *Me* : Wait a sec while i watch epic how to.

    • @anthonyfladeland1994
      @anthonyfladeland1994 7 років тому +16

      LMAO

    • @ragna343
      @ragna343 6 років тому +4

      antoni borzymowski XD

    • @yattasuccess9212
      @yattasuccess9212 6 років тому +12

      Well i guess Joe better start makin' that How to fight a human video, so you know, the bear has an even more unfair chance.

    • @matthewstone2545
      @matthewstone2545 6 років тому +12

      Bear: Ok then...

    • @louise4152
      @louise4152 6 років тому +4

      100th

  • @tooawesomejustfabulous451
    @tooawesomejustfabulous451 8 років тому +1136

    This channel will save my life one day

  • @itsalanbro1132
    @itsalanbro1132 6 років тому +548

    You actually Saved my life. One time I was camping out on my own and I was out fishing when I saw a grizzly. He came out to attack me and I spread out on the ground like a star. I broke a few ribs and survived with a scar on my back and arm.
    Then I woke up

    • @bringbackmemesineurope1576
      @bringbackmemesineurope1576 4 роки тому +15

      niceeee

    • @plushislandnetwork7455
      @plushislandnetwork7455 3 роки тому +10

      Just had a dream about being chased by a bear. Played dead, seemed to work. Then I woke up. There is one surefire way to stay safe in this situation - never get into a fight with a bear.

    • @user-od6rs8ui6p
      @user-od6rs8ui6p 2 роки тому +1

      Lmfaooo 😭😂😂

    • @DinoFan1993
      @DinoFan1993 2 роки тому

      Damn Naruto… what a story lol

    • @whoahwtfhuh
      @whoahwtfhuh 2 роки тому

      You are "lucky" to be alive.. Mf could have just ate you, playing dead is most likely never the first option😅 all living is the same, if it wanted to it could have popped your head off very easily.... Next time id get ready to either 1 fight that mf or 2! Get ready to seduce that mf!😅.... I mean like i said every person is different so thats the same with all living, bear might whoop out a joint n smoke with you🤷🏼just never know man..

  • @casperko8311
    @casperko8311 8 років тому +436

    "I watched a video on UA-cam about how to fight a bear so I won't need that rifle today." Famous last words

  • @willypooppaul3276
    @willypooppaul3276 6 років тому +548

    3:52 THIS IS HOW BEARS RUN TRUST ME I KNOW

    • @Monarhk
      @Monarhk 5 років тому +11

      Wait how tf do you know how a bear runs are you mr. Rhfjsuwjeusujwsj this word?!!?

    • @hajzlzmrd9
      @hajzlzmrd9 5 років тому +11

      Can't stop laughing

    • @stack4229
      @stack4229 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @katsukibakugou9607
      @katsukibakugou9607 3 роки тому

      Of course you know..

    • @willypooppaul3276
      @willypooppaul3276 3 роки тому

      @@katsukibakugou9607 this comment is 2 years old and that isnt how bears run.

  • @akhelundar931
    @akhelundar931 8 років тому +196

    Fighting a bear is basically playing dark souls in real life

  • @kwlong75
    @kwlong75 6 років тому +1793

    if its brown lay down
    if its black fight back
    if its white…goodnight

    • @saltinecracker2727
      @saltinecracker2727 6 років тому +68

      funny but so true xD

    • @reddeath342
      @reddeath342 5 років тому +217

      But if its a polar bear hand it a coke cola and sunglasses then watch some tv with him then you cool and then go to the bar

    • @muslimbahar646
      @muslimbahar646 5 років тому +8

      By black u mean sunbear?

    • @jamesgabor9284
      @jamesgabor9284 5 років тому +4

      Where have I seen this I can’t remember

    • @Spr33h0x
      @Spr33h0x 5 років тому +6

      Polar bears can kill you with the swipe of its paw

  • @adambomb5429
    @adambomb5429 7 років тому +1011

    In America bear chase you but in soviet Russia you chase bear

    • @CloroxBleach-pz5so
      @CloroxBleach-pz5so 6 років тому +13

      Adam Bomb KHABIB

    • @PandaManArchives
      @PandaManArchives 6 років тому +48

      In Russia bear watch epic how to beat a human

    • @facitenonvictimarum
      @facitenonvictimarum 6 років тому +4

      That's why life expectancy for men is 10 years longer in America than Russia, and Russia's population is

    • @chinoyomaji288
      @chinoyomaji288 6 років тому +3

      Dude use commas

    • @reddeath342
      @reddeath342 6 років тому +4

      Ya but I made a new game shove my hand in a bear's mouth or kick a male bear in the balls I call it gagballs

  • @killerbouquet3220
    @killerbouquet3220 6 років тому +146

    3:53 I didn't expect to see a bear sprinting on two legs today...made me laugh harder than it should have

  • @daka5645
    @daka5645 8 років тому +494

    There must be something wrong with my Russian genes because I didn't know how to fight a bear until now.

    • @JackToeRip
      @JackToeRip 8 років тому +20

      man. I thought Russians had a special gene that caused a natural reaction to wrestle bears. Guess I was wrong

    • @daka5645
      @daka5645 8 років тому +2

      Jacob Glaze Well, we still have the strengh to do it. Top priority for the bear is not to get hit by us:D

    • @JackToeRip
      @JackToeRip 8 років тому

      TheLittleRussian I can see that.

    • @daka5645
      @daka5645 8 років тому

      ***** I can't speak or read Russian but thank god there is Google Translate :D

    • @daka5645
      @daka5645 8 років тому +1

      ***** Nice, now I know you're not even Russian :D

  • @NXeta
    @NXeta 7 років тому +40

    4:14 dude I wasn't ready for the feels...

  • @SheikTV1
    @SheikTV1 9 років тому +2431

    How to win an argument with a woman.

    • @megalofyia9280
      @megalofyia9280 9 років тому +224

      Impossible

    • @vali3033
      @vali3033 9 років тому +62

      +Alberto Figueroa I got ur back!
      Step one: Get in argument with women.
      Step two: Don't
      Step three: ???
      Step four: Profit.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 9 років тому +8

      +Alberto Figueroa I seem to remember there was a tome in the 7th century, kept in a monastery, that contained a conversation transcript.
      Some sources claim all medieval magical spells were derived from that text.

    • @shinjukuphantasma7023
      @shinjukuphantasma7023 9 років тому +26

      i find suddenly going up to them, hugging them real tight, and repeat shh over and over helps. also helps with children, some animals, and oneself

    • @SheikTV1
      @SheikTV1 9 років тому +7

      Ken Catus I'm gonna need some chocolate grenades. TAKE COVER!!!!

  • @DOT107
    @DOT107 8 років тому +113

    You forgot that if you got a gun or a spear, always aim at the heart. Bear skulls are thick as af and a bullet or a knife won't even reach its brain.

    • @dr.setiivbabadjenneezeanan7511
      @dr.setiivbabadjenneezeanan7511 8 років тому +6

      Gimme Apen That's why you stab it in the neck

    • @DOT107
      @DOT107 8 років тому +11

      Yeah that does it too, but when a bear fall on you Its best to aim at the largest body near the torso in the upper middle to swiftly pierce its heart

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 7 років тому

      Maybe when it's a small hand gun.

    • @viprione1769
      @viprione1769 7 років тому +2

      What about a .50 cal (You can use the .50 cal Deagle, Because you ofc won't have time to snipe the bear)

    • @madsparx4741
      @madsparx4741 7 років тому +3

      I'm pretty sure a .308 would go through a bear skull

  • @DopedFiend
    @DopedFiend 8 років тому +721

    In Russia, bear know karate.

  • @user-kq4bt3ln8m
    @user-kq4bt3ln8m 7 років тому +553

    Thanks I got stiches

  • @DuAuskenner
    @DuAuskenner 9 років тому +256

    Hey, Andy :D
    Great job on the animations!

    • @andrewleonard54
      @andrewleonard54 9 років тому +8

      I agree that he did very well this episode

    • @go2698
      @go2698 9 років тому +4

      You work hard Andy (other animators)keep it up

    • @go2698
      @go2698 9 років тому

      You work hard Andy keep it up

    • @syeda.1338
      @syeda.1338 9 років тому

      yeah

    • @syeda.1338
      @syeda.1338 9 років тому

      yeah

  • @CluelessCarter
    @CluelessCarter 7 років тому +44

    Guys wish me luck, I told a bear it's fat...
    Well now I have a fight tomorrow.
    Thank god I found this video

  • @diduseemybag8365
    @diduseemybag8365 8 років тому +629

    4:13 Dude: hopefully the bear will get tiered and bored and will leave u alone like ur high school girlfriend Me: ROASTED

  • @richardbaek976
    @richardbaek976 5 років тому +100

    "Punches are ineffective."
    *takamura has entered the chat*

  • @Hellnagel82
    @Hellnagel82 9 років тому +507

    Thanks. Now I can fight Bear Grylls.

    • @SatanistSin
      @SatanistSin 9 років тому +2

      +Hellnagel Anyone can fight Bear Grylls. He's a fake survivalists. Fighting Bear Grylls, is like fighting a wimpy actor.

    • @ethan_tilung1334
      @ethan_tilung1334 9 років тому

      Lol good one

    • @SatanistSin
      @SatanistSin 9 років тому +1

      ***** ...says Bear Grylls. So seeing how his show is basically a lie, I'm guessing it isn't the first time he's lied.

    • @Dionyx_IV
      @Dionyx_IV 9 років тому +1

      +SatanistSin nah more like a sellout with a pocket knife (because he can't fight fair)

    • @DManCAWMaster
      @DManCAWMaster 9 років тому +1

      +Hellnagel I think I prefer the Bear over Bear Grylls

  • @luisapostol5469
    @luisapostol5469 7 років тому +88

    This is quite wrong, first you need to distinguish what kind of bear it is, brown or black. Then follow out different measures accordingly

  • @adamgamache8905
    @adamgamache8905 8 років тому +118

    "Strike and dodge" sounds a lot like how to fight a dark souls boss

    • @stickAran
      @stickAran 6 років тому +5

      Not only did I think so too, but the 30 degree sight the bear has would make it necessary for you to literally go in circles around it, hoping for a back attack.

    • @killerbouquet3220
      @killerbouquet3220 6 років тому +9

      With how strong bears are they may as well be dark souls bosses

    • @methyllithium323
      @methyllithium323 6 років тому +6

      note to myself - bears are Dark souls bosses, but remember - you haven't found a bonfire so you can't revive.
      another note to myself - learn how to row 5 meters without injuring yourself while wearing 50 kg steel armour and 10 kg halberd

    • @AndrewCannaTV
      @AndrewCannaTV 6 років тому

      The bear is one of the bosses of this animal kingdom dont you now?

  • @johnadams5489
    @johnadams5489 6 років тому +39

    One thing that was missing is that it is important to note the difference between fighting a Black Bear, or other larger bears like Grizzly or Brown Bears. I realize that Bears can get as large as 1100 lbs, so that would be the latter group. My point is, do NOT lay down and cover up if you have an encounter a Black Bear. Fight back vigorously, and use any weapon at your disposal. If a Black Bear decides to attack you, its game on.

    • @damien0819
      @damien0819 6 років тому +6

      The black bear will eat you so yes you fight back
      Just remembetr fight how we used to when we were primates and not pussies nowadays

    • @GTAVALE
      @GTAVALE 6 років тому +2

      @@damien0819 true that, fight like a savage but also fight smart, just get enraged and possibly pick up a big rock or stick

    • @ambivalentaxe
      @ambivalentaxe 5 років тому

      @@GTAVALE what about a butcher knife u can slice that bear to peices

    • @MetalMario137
      @MetalMario137 4 роки тому +3

      @@ambivalentaxe Slicing damage isn't going to be as effective on bears. I don't know about black bears, but grizzlies can have up to 10 inches of fat on their bodies. Even if your knife cuts through their tough leathery skin, you still have a lot of fat protecting their vitals. Piercing damage will be the ticket, making spears a good weapon-of-choice.

    • @ambivalentaxe
      @ambivalentaxe 4 роки тому

      @@MetalMario137 nah man I was just kidding

  • @boxertest
    @boxertest 8 років тому +101

    "...Its a bear it was never a fair fight to begin with..." Hahaha LMAO ROFL LOLOLOLOL

  • @Mars_over_seer
    @Mars_over_seer 7 років тому +121

    How to fight a bear make a circle.

    • @ramsierjouster2443
      @ramsierjouster2443 7 років тому +2

      MageM different kind of bear, kiddo

    • @Mars_over_seer
      @Mars_over_seer 7 років тому +9

      How to fight a bear throw your brother

    • @BLACKHAWK-xj5bc
      @BLACKHAWK-xj5bc 6 років тому +2

      No!!! That's an oval!!! It has to be a circle!!!

    • @rickyy1605
      @rickyy1605 6 років тому +1

      That’s a seabear kiddo

    • @Ernest_XX
      @Ernest_XX 6 років тому

      Dont make a squerd

  • @spinnzai4555
    @spinnzai4555 8 років тому +654

    How to survive a school shooting

  • @Crudebiscuit
    @Crudebiscuit 6 років тому +65

    Many survival experts suggest using bear spray it can be super effective but it is also none to piss them off magerly😂😂😂😂

  • @Zenobiwan
    @Zenobiwan 9 років тому +430

    how to survive a nuclear bomb attack

    • @rordrawings4508
      @rordrawings4508 9 років тому +1

      +ZetaPrime that or a meteor shower?

    • @Sizifus
      @Sizifus 9 років тому +30

      +ZetaPrime Hide in a fridge

    • @guardiangalaxy3733
      @guardiangalaxy3733 9 років тому +1

      Guys the thing is... You. Ant survive those attacks

    • @zacherickson5444
      @zacherickson5444 9 років тому +1

      +Ken Catus This isnt Indiana Jones xD

    • @Sizifus
      @Sizifus 9 років тому +3

      Zach Erickson Damn it. I was certain that it was. x|

  • @Morgil27
    @Morgil27 9 років тому +129

    A nine year old Russian kid fought a bear? Who does he think he is, Zangief?

    • @donquixote5927
      @donquixote5927 9 років тому +32

      He doesn't think, he is

    • @kilplixfan1
      @kilplixfan1 9 років тому +1

      +Morgil He's Khabib Nurmagomedov. That's all the reasoning he needs. (Seriously look him up he's a really fucking good fighter)

    • @definitelynotclickbait8283
      @definitelynotclickbait8283 9 років тому

      and it was vladimir putin..

    • @Halloweenharen
      @Halloweenharen 9 років тому

      That north korean leader probaly

    • @dfs4s5d4f
      @dfs4s5d4f 9 років тому +2

      +Morgil it was a cub tho, and prolly isnt true

  • @TheLongboardGuy
    @TheLongboardGuy 9 років тому +98

    this is really going to help next time I ride to school and a bear blocks the street, thanks man!

    • @ZenodudeMC
      @ZenodudeMC 9 років тому +4

      Become the cool guy man, and get popular

    • @Lemmingcave
      @Lemmingcave 9 років тому

      +Kuifkanarie you have a bike trow it at the bear and stun it.

    • @TheLongboardGuy
      @TheLongboardGuy 9 років тому

      Lemmingcave nah tried that once but now my bell does not sound good any more :/

    • @FXSTRIDDA
      @FXSTRIDDA 9 років тому

      gopo

    • @Dota2funny
      @Dota2funny 9 років тому

      +Kuifkanarie its funny how a Dog scares a regular bear, maybe we should bark? and dont play pussy

  • @LulzRoyce
    @LulzRoyce 6 років тому +33

    I think DiCaprio already showed us how.. You don't fight a bear, you survive a bear attack.

    • @mr.mayhem6755
      @mr.mayhem6755 4 роки тому

      He wouldn't have had he not fought back though!

  • @kevin_spanish
    @kevin_spanish 9 років тому +52

    Great job animating Andy!

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 9 років тому +18

      +Kevin Spanish Thank man!

  • @rilestin14
    @rilestin14 9 років тому +1909

    How to fight a bear... Don't

    • @kinghubris2536
      @kinghubris2536 9 років тому +8

      +zero survivor*

    • @elvinestrella5895
      @elvinestrella5895 9 років тому +13

      but what if the bear wants to fight you? WHAT NOW LITTLE MAN?

    • @rilestin14
      @rilestin14 9 років тому +10

      ***** if a bear wants to fight you, it's your destiny to fight and die.

    • @rilestin14
      @rilestin14 9 років тому +20

      ***** If a bear is willing to leave the forest and find you, that's just the universes way of saying "get rekt and rest in pasta"

    • @falleithani5411
      @falleithani5411 9 років тому +4

      +GrammerNazi G
      Cowardice only applies when there is a rational reason to do the thing. So no, not in this case.
      Macho, on the other hand, is always synonymous with stupid. This is for a very good reason:
      Humans don't have the thickest hide, sharpest claws, or strongest jaws. Our strongest attribute is our exceptional intelligence.
      That is why, when someone really wants to show off, they act like an idiot. It's like fighting with one hand behind your back, only instead of limiting your dexterity, you are discarding your most powerful weapon (your intellect).
      And it is genuinely worthy of respect. If someone can win by pure brute force, just imagine what they could do if they actually employed _common sense_.
      Feel free to test it. Imagine someone in any dangerous scenario. The more head-on and thoughtless their approach, the more of a badass they come across as. It's crazily consistent. It's also why people in movies tend to try to outrun the giant rolling boulder rather than leaping to the side. They only look stupid if they appear frightened of getting smushed.
      Of course, the _most_ badass option would be to turn around and try to stop the giant boulder with a headbutt. Also the most stupid.

  • @entrippyZ
    @entrippyZ 8 років тому +106

    this is why i always carry a scythe and crystal meth in the woods.

    • @alex_5959
      @alex_5959 8 років тому

      lol

    • @poopsiepop4179
      @poopsiepop4179 8 років тому +19

      you are why I dont go to the woods

    • @alex_5959
      @alex_5959 8 років тому +3

      +Vape Naysh this is why I go to the woods lol

    • @entrippyZ
      @entrippyZ 8 років тому +1

      Because of Malsumis, Native american god of scorn.

    • @CSryoh
      @CSryoh 8 років тому +7

      So your plan is to give the bear a good time?

  • @tomislavpetkovski3678
    @tomislavpetkovski3678 6 років тому +53

    Tip:Strike First
    Strike Hard
    No Mercy
    Remember The ENEMY WILL NEVER HAVE MERCY,STRIKING FIRST IS THE POINT OF VICTORY.NEVER LET THE ENEMY STRIKE FIRST & DEMOLISH THE OPPONENT UNTIL HES DEAD TO HELL
    Thank you for reading this!

  • @Wingspan_5
    @Wingspan_5 9 років тому +233

    Yeah but is there a diplomatic solution??

    • @Srab23
      @Srab23 9 років тому +31

      +•Finn• I heard you can incapacitate a bear by dropping your wallet and your valuables

    • @incog.nyto.
      @incog.nyto. 9 років тому +22

      +Srab23 Yeah bears mostly ask people for their wallets and phones when they threaten them. It's hard to be sure since they speak in bear though.

    • @NinjaThorn
      @NinjaThorn 9 років тому +7

      +•Finn• Yes, take it out to dinner and submit to being the main course.

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 9 років тому +7

      +Srab23 I thought that only worked on people from new jersey.

    • @drTropicanaZiOn
      @drTropicanaZiOn 9 років тому +1

      +•Finn• traitor

  • @The_RedVIII
    @The_RedVIII 9 років тому +178

    If only DiCaprio had seen this video.

    • @Joe.Rogan.
      @Joe.Rogan. 9 років тому +4

      +RedVIII he kicked that bears ass.. spoiler alert..bear dies Leo lives.

    • @FXSTRIDDA
      @FXSTRIDDA 9 років тому +3

      +PlacidDream and than the bear gets an Oscar

    • @FXSTRIDDA
      @FXSTRIDDA 9 років тому

      +PlacidDream and than the bear gets an Oscar

    • @FXSTRIDDA
      @FXSTRIDDA 9 років тому

      +PlacidDream and than the bear gets an Oscar

    • @FXSTRIDDA
      @FXSTRIDDA 9 років тому

      +PlacidDream and than the bear gets an Oscar.

  • @sometimesdrawsgood4020
    @sometimesdrawsgood4020 9 років тому +69

    hey Andy, great job animating on this episode

  • @GoodfellaZeta4873
    @GoodfellaZeta4873 5 років тому +5

    My general rule of thumb is when fighting (to the death) against anything significantly larger than oneself, aim for the eyes! It causes staggering amounts of pain and the enemy is gonna have a rather hard time killing you if it suddenly can no longer see!

  • @Bitgedon
    @Bitgedon 7 років тому +43

    3:13 omg those yelling animations though!!! 🤣

  • @thepants301
    @thepants301 9 років тому +168

    How to be Sherlock Holmes
    How to survive in the desert or Arctic

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 9 років тому +1

      +Spasmic Strawberry Any specific reason for dissing the Antarctic? :-P

    • @pascuahartsont.7776
      @pascuahartsont.7776 9 років тому

      +Dᴏᴡʟᴘʜɪɴ Jack! I'll never let go I promise!
      *lets jack go*

    • @Kizer5Red
      @Kizer5Red 9 років тому

      +Spasmic Strawberry How to be a James Bond Villian

    • @Kizer5Red
      @Kizer5Red 9 років тому

      +Amm-ra Seka It is possible to build a "plasma blade" but they are not small or portable and they require large power sources and cost a ton.

    • @peterberkers8718
      @peterberkers8718 9 років тому +1

      how to start a succesfull gaming company

  • @grumpyoldfart7302
    @grumpyoldfart7302 7 років тому +17

    I ALWAYS RUN........I always hike with someone older and slower than me, and I carry a lighter load, and stuff my bag with air bags, so they think I'm carrying a big load too. As a last resort, I pull out my trusty 22 derringer. It may be difficult to take careful aim in such a distressful situation, but stay calm, take careful aim, and shoot your buddy in the knee cap then "RUN LIKE HELL". If anyone would like to go with me to Green River Wilderness area, or Glacier, this year, respond here. I'll pay for all the expenses.

  • @wiseoldweaboo2692
    @wiseoldweaboo2692 3 роки тому +1

    You taught me how to fight a bear, then congratulated me on fighting a bear. like someone quickly pulled up your video while the bear circled his tent and learnt the art of bear fighting, finished the fight, then came back to finish your video.

  • @mer_meh
    @mer_meh 9 років тому +24

    If you do everything on Epic How To then you have officially become God

    • @MrServantRider
      @MrServantRider 9 років тому +2

      +mer meh Or just very rich, very strong, and have a lot of free time. Also someone kidnapped you at some point or something and you survived being stranded on an island/in the ocean.

    • @mer_meh
      @mer_meh 9 років тому +1

      MrServantRider yeah...like in the videos. You figured it out

    • @MrServantRider
      @MrServantRider 9 років тому

      mer meh Hehe ;3

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 8 років тому +60

    Here's a good tip on fighting bears: DON'T.

    • @anonymousenobody9434
      @anonymousenobody9434 8 років тому +2

      Here's a good tip fro fighting humans : Don't fight until your in a dangerous postition and just like the bear a kick in the nuts will fix it :)

    • @mcanderson8503
      @mcanderson8503 8 років тому

      never throughout of that😉😉

    • @KaiserKingMedia
      @KaiserKingMedia 8 років тому +4

      Tell that to Chuck norris

    • @davidwebb5694
      @davidwebb5694 7 років тому

      Iconoclasm_ been there and done it but he backed out.

    • @ramsierjouster2443
      @ramsierjouster2443 7 років тому

      Iconoclasm_ that doesn't answer the question, twitch

  • @StormWorm5364
    @StormWorm5364 9 років тому +50

    "How to fight a bear" 5:26
    Advise: *'Dark Souls'* the shit out of him. And remember, it's a boss fight. This isn't your typical enemy...

    • @don_rumata
      @don_rumata 9 років тому +15

      soo. keep rolling, rolling, rolling...

    • @bbq1640
      @bbq1640 9 років тому +1

      if you going to dark souls the hell out of him remember to stack up on humanity so you can summon some phantoms

    • @bbq1640
      @bbq1640 9 років тому

      if you going to dark souls the hell out of him remember to stack up on humanity so you can summon some phantoms

    • @Chaosrain112
      @Chaosrain112 9 років тому +1

      BRING SHITLOADS OF SUNNY D

    • @sayantanm2
      @sayantanm2 9 років тому +3

      +El Greeko So just rolling and strategic butt poking. Got it.

  • @mistercarr9556
    @mistercarr9556 6 років тому +49

    Once again, youtube has thought me more then school ;-;

  • @KarlNikolai
    @KarlNikolai 9 років тому +115

    dodge and hit, dodge and hit... reminds me of something..... DARK SOULS! Fighting a Bear is like Dark Souls! xD

    • @Anime3691
      @Anime3691 9 років тому +7

      +Karl Taok We should fight a Bear in Dark Souls 3. We had a giant wolf, rat and 3 can have a bear.

    • @KarlNikolai
      @KarlNikolai 9 років тому

      Anime3691 oh my god you're right!!! We need a petition!! XD

    • @Reimael
      @Reimael 9 років тому +8

      +Karl Taok Fighting a bear IS like Dark Souls! ...Except that their is no bonfire for you...and you'll be dead....without respawns...BUT YEA LIKE DARK SOULS! XD

    • @raveleijntv
      @raveleijntv 9 років тому +7

      +Frozen Gamer and you prob dont have a sword.... or shield.... or strenght or stamina or dodge roll abilities... but yeah like darksouls!!!!

    • @RetardGamingHDx
      @RetardGamingHDx 8 років тому +1

      +Karl Taok xxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd

  • @staryglow1702
    @staryglow1702 7 років тому +15

    The animation is exquisite. Truly a masterpiece. I have never seen graphics so advanced and realistic in my life.

  • @matthewyim2599
    @matthewyim2599 7 років тому +90

    I lost it at 3:52 lol

  • @squattinggopnik950
    @squattinggopnik950 6 років тому +57

    Russia bear wrestling is not special occasion. it just means vadim has to much vodka on a Saturday night

  • @EugeneKhutoryansky
    @EugeneKhutoryansky 9 років тому +17

    I am more interested in giving advice to bears on how to fight humans.

  • @mrandersen6872
    @mrandersen6872 8 років тому +143

    hugh glass should've seen this. would've saved him alot of pain.

    • @eyyotony8143
      @eyyotony8143 8 років тому

      Ha

    • @JoshuaRFC
      @JoshuaRFC 8 років тому

      what if it is a cub

    • @danyal3667
      @danyal3667 8 років тому

      Nice one lool.

    • @2ndbrain909
      @2ndbrain909 8 років тому +4

      @Joshua McCollum then you leave the cub alone, otherwise you risk the mother hunting you down.

    • @andythespy
      @andythespy 8 років тому

      XD LOL LMAO LMFAO ROFFL LMFAO OMG OMFG your right

  • @user-og9kp3vj9d
    @user-og9kp3vj9d 9 років тому +109

    I'm Russian and my bear was upset when he found out about this video (sorry for my bad english)

    • @ccmmoopp45
      @ccmmoopp45 9 років тому +13

      +Curious Fox hello (sorry for my bad english)

    • @TheHunterFP
      @TheHunterFP 9 років тому +9

      +ccmmoopp45 Sorry for my bad english (sorry for my bad english)

    • @bombermang4523
      @bombermang4523 9 років тому +1

      +HunterFP K. (sorry for my bad english)

    • @lupuslunarem3235
      @lupuslunarem3235 9 років тому

      +Bomber Mang Désolé pour mon mauvais anglais

    • @Arkume8Beltz
      @Arkume8Beltz 9 років тому

      +Curious Fox Greetings to Zangief..(don't show he your bear)XD
      Perdon por mi ingles..

  • @hasanahhasan1608
    @hasanahhasan1608 4 роки тому +3

    0:59 Welcome everybody to the bear wrestling championships! Khabib: Send me location.

  • @genetix7173
    @genetix7173 8 років тому +56

    please do a episode on how to survive a tsunami or tidal wave i live in a island and it really bothers me

    • @juliayu0311
      @juliayu0311 8 років тому +7

      Genetix just find the highest places that u can that is nearest to u. More information just go to Google

    • @justingoodwin9177
      @justingoodwin9177 7 років тому +1

      Genetix if u live in the island then your fine
      J K
      Try and get the the highest places closest to you, e.g : on top of your house, on the highest point of a tree, etc etc

    • @yattasuccess9212
      @yattasuccess9212 6 років тому +2

      Method 1-
      Step 1:
      Get out of your town
      Step 2:
      Live life
      Method 2-
      Step 1: If you are living in a one storey building, go up on the roof
      Step 2: Make a raft or any buoyant object that can support you and lay it on the roof
      Step 3: Stand as high as you can
      Step 4: Once the flood reaches your area, lift up your raft to where you estimate the level of the flood is.
      Step 5: Raft away

    • @jarehelt
      @jarehelt 6 років тому +4

      Genetix
      step 1: move to colorado
      step 2: watch out for bears

    • @dwarvenmoray
      @dwarvenmoray 6 років тому +1

      I'll just live in Alaska. Better than Hawaii in my opinion.

  • @myahbowley7087
    @myahbowley7087 9 років тому +61

    Epic How To: Become a parkour master

  • @AwesomenesJurassic
    @AwesomenesJurassic 5 років тому +23

    "How to fight a bear"
    "How to commit suicide"

  • @PLAboy64
    @PLAboy64 9 років тому +42

    How to start a revolution

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas 9 років тому +6

      Spin something 360 degrees

    • @ChiccinTendies
      @ChiccinTendies 9 років тому

      +Thomas Scally How to start one, not complete one.

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas 9 років тому +3

      Trash Master9000 ok
      step 1-360 turn one degree right or left

    • @kjkj6776
      @kjkj6776 9 років тому +2

      How to overthrow the government

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 9 років тому

      +Qiang Liu This one again?
      It will never happen if you keep asking for a guide.

  • @Zhalfrin
    @Zhalfrin 9 років тому +32

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while...definitely my favourite video from you guys so far.

  • @remenant7372
    @remenant7372 5 років тому +2

    5:03
    Bro code rule 62: Never go for the balls even if your life depends on it

  • @WV-eb8dm
    @WV-eb8dm 9 років тому +17

    Andy, great animating on this episode. Keep doing what you do!

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 9 років тому +2

      +wilco veerman thanks man, I love making these episodes and I aint quitting any time soon!

    • @WV-eb8dm
      @WV-eb8dm 9 років тому

      +AndyMogren i can see you do! Give a compliment to the other people working on the animation!

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 9 років тому +1

      We only have one animator per episode, so Imma hog all the credit for this one, but other than me there is another animator Bryan Wieder who has done some episodes, but I've done 17 single handedly.

    • @WV-eb8dm
      @WV-eb8dm 9 років тому

      +AndyMogren 17 o.O thats Bearly possible

    • @WV-eb8dm
      @WV-eb8dm 9 років тому

      +wilco veerman JK good job

  • @rxedff1186
    @rxedff1186 9 років тому +29

    just a few suggestions..
    Epic how to...
    survive an alien invasion
    survive in space
    claim a planet
    become a youtuber
    kill a vampire
    kill a werewolf
    film a movie
    avoid death

    • @rxedff1186
      @rxedff1186 9 років тому +5

      fight a shark
      fight a crocodile
      overcome fear
      freehandle bugs
      become an inventor
      tame wild animals
      and i have alot more but i think these are the most interesting

    • @Alsry1
      @Alsry1 9 років тому

      +The Gman draws!! oh and btw you can name a a new plant that hasn't been named planet anything you like and suggest it to nasa if you buy a thing

    • @mqh8879
      @mqh8879 6 років тому

      weirdo

  • @epicgamer8016
    @epicgamer8016 8 років тому +81

    How to fight bear? simple answer; be Vladimir Putin.

  • @sirdevinthedeepsmotoventure
    @sirdevinthedeepsmotoventure 3 роки тому +2

    5 years later this is still good

  • @DuckiMucky
    @DuckiMucky 9 років тому +7

    hey andy great job animating on this episode

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 9 років тому +3

      +DuckiMucky Hey thanks!

  • @farrism.efarnomusstudios57
    @farrism.efarnomusstudios57 9 років тому +12

    How To Be A Jedi Knight!?!?!?!?

  • @braxtonthibodeaux9055
    @braxtonthibodeaux9055 8 років тому +320

    I actually fought a bear after this jk I fought my chiwawa after then lost

    • @oh.hey.3561
      @oh.hey.3561 8 років тому +10

      LMAO 😂

    • @Clark3218
      @Clark3218 7 років тому +15

      Braxton Thibodeaux chihuahua*

    • @flakes8894
      @flakes8894 7 років тому +4

      Braxton Thibodeaux u look like a bare

    • @rockdrake3176
      @rockdrake3176 6 років тому +4

      TRAP60Y 600 I one cares about spelling, it's a funny comment don't correct it like a nerd

    • @boopbeep210
      @boopbeep210 6 років тому +1

      Rock Drake that comment is a year old ya idoet

  • @thatadude1460
    @thatadude1460 6 років тому +4

    It's often useful to know what type of bear you are fighting, apply the bears color to this simple rhyme to know instantly what to do:
    See Black, Fight back
    See Brown, Get down
    See White, Goodnight

  • @andersonandrighi4539
    @andersonandrighi4539 9 років тому +23

    Nice animations, which bring me how do I become an animator O.O

    • @Ora_
      @Ora_ 9 років тому +1

      +Anderson Andrighi Go to animation school. And those animations are horrible.

    • @sdadasd835
      @sdadasd835 9 років тому +1

      +Ora they're enough

    • @SohakmetGameplay
      @SohakmetGameplay 9 років тому

      +A Random Guy Exactly

  • @mmmasterman3942
    @mmmasterman3942 7 років тому +6

    6:10
    You:this is madness (fighting a bear)
    Me:madness? THIS IS SPARTA

  • @BeeepBo0op
    @BeeepBo0op 9 років тому +7

    Follow these steps and you might bearly survive...
    ... I'll see myself out. But in my defence, I couldn't bear it ;)

    • @94noj
      @94noj 9 років тому +7

      +Henrik *throws tomato*

  • @TheLoneCourier2077
    @TheLoneCourier2077 5 років тому +2

    How does an Olympic wrestler lose to a bear but an Olympic canoeing guy can win

  • @TheToneBender
    @TheToneBender 9 років тому +30

    How to be a superhero (the non superpower type)

    • @austinfull8941
      @austinfull8941 9 років тому +13

      +Ricky watch their video, how to be batman

    • @twoUTF
      @twoUTF 9 років тому +5

      +Ricky they already made one of those

    • @LOUDMOUTHTYRONE
      @LOUDMOUTHTYRONE 9 років тому +6

      How to become a super villain.

    • @lars0me
      @lars0me 9 років тому

      +Ricky
      You might want to check out ScienceFriction.
      Basically every video is about how to get superpowers.
      (as twoUTF said the non superpower type is already made)

  • @rs8145
    @rs8145 8 років тому +351

    How to watch porn without being caught.

    • @scarletjester8446
      @scarletjester8446 8 років тому +8

      Lock your door

    • @mattressfan335
      @mattressfan335 8 років тому +19

      Not everyone's door has a lock.

    • @ethancampbell9755
      @ethancampbell9755 8 років тому +10

      and always delete your history

    • @c_a_2x_tgamesshiznit751
      @c_a_2x_tgamesshiznit751 8 років тому +15

      Wait till everyone falls asleep use your phone (less Light) No Volume (or Headphones) Lights Off Everyone will think you are sleeping Don't be near a wall (Shaking) Try Not To Make Noises. If Parents/Spouse Walk in Use Loose Pants Easier to pull up also have a some tissue and a rubbish bin. Have Fun

    • @mostlymewt
      @mostlymewt 8 років тому +1

      ......

  • @shanerucker1192
    @shanerucker1192 9 років тому +8

    I freaking love your videos man. Great energy, very entertaining.

  • @sean-jc3rm
    @sean-jc3rm 5 років тому +10

    *_RATES OF HUMAN AND BEAR FIGHTS GO UP BY 500%_*

  • @borhex
    @borhex 9 років тому +4

    I got only one advice in Russia: If you see a bear, run DOWNHILL! When you are reaching a flat area climb a branchy tree as fast and as tall as you can and just be still and ignore the bear.
    ***Bears can't run fast downhill because their legs are stumpy so you are faster. If they can't reach you for a period of time they will just give up and go find water because running after you makes them hot and thirsty.
    "It is better to be eaten by a tiger or a wildcat than a bear. Cat's kill you first and then eat - bears just start eating"
    - A Russian colleague who's name I forgot

  • @snail123451
    @snail123451 9 років тому +8

    The video is awesome!! Very useful! And the bear animation is AMAZING!!!!!! How long did it take to animate?? This is just incredible!!!! WOW

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 9 років тому +5

      I finished it in about 2 weeks, that's typically how long an episode takes. However, I wanted to push the bear animation as far as I could as an excuse to up my game as an animator, and I learned a few new tricks. I hope to incorporate the same principles in every episode from here on out. Thanks for commenting!

    • @RonanC
      @RonanC 8 років тому

      +AndyMogren Beary well done.😉

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 8 років тому

      I see what you did there

  • @leofcpm
    @leofcpm 7 років тому +36

    I fought a bear using my bare fists and actually won. (In Witcher 3)

  • @lol.8579
    @lol.8579 5 років тому +5

    I know i will probably never be in this situation but it's still cool to know

  • @nicb.1411
    @nicb.1411 9 років тому +7

    This video saved my life. Thank you!

    • @onlinealiasuk
      @onlinealiasuk 9 років тому +11

      +Nic B. show us the scars

    • @soodless4159
      @soodless4159 8 років тому +9

      If the bear was a teddy bear then your icon would explain how I would feel

  • @Okay0195
    @Okay0195 5 років тому +4

    3:35 My mom when she calls me to clean my room after the 999th time of screaming

  • @DavidWaeldervideo
    @DavidWaeldervideo 7 років тому +6

    Epic means long duration I think.

  • @TheIKeITo
    @TheIKeITo 5 років тому +2

    I dont know why but this video got my hyped up to fight a bear hahaha

  • @abhisheksathe123
    @abhisheksathe123 8 років тому +7

    Voice of this guy is almost like ryan reynolds in deadpool !

  • @yaqub5447
    @yaqub5447 5 років тому +9

    Literally camping right now and hear something from behind my tent wjsh me luck.

    • @taylorj6177
      @taylorj6177 5 років тому

      lie down and don't look in its eye. Then kick it.

    • @asadpanthersfan6257
      @asadpanthersfan6257 5 років тому

      You ok bro?

    • @alaamaoula2404
      @alaamaoula2404 5 років тому

      @@taylorj6177 lol

    • @gjgk5396
      @gjgk5396 4 роки тому +1

      Dude u still alive?

    • @yaqub5447
      @yaqub5447 4 роки тому +1

      Ak Ng Yeah it was a moose threw my bottle at it.

  • @Bippah
    @Bippah 9 років тому +5

    Nice animations, Andy!

  • @bigbigforehead810
    @bigbigforehead810 Рік тому +1

    thank god for this video, i was being chased by a bear and this video helped me a lot

  • @antpixel3984
    @antpixel3984 9 років тому +45

    How to solve a CRIME!!

    • @antpixel3984
      @antpixel3984 9 років тому +4

      U guys choose the crime!

    • @timetogetcancer7866
      @timetogetcancer7866 9 років тому

      +AntPixel how to solve a murder

    • @fkmui03
      @fkmui03 9 років тому +1

      the answer is BATMAN

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 9 років тому +1

      +AntPixel This one is so epic that evening TV shows deal with the topic every day.

    • @1diotSndwich
      @1diotSndwich 9 років тому

      +heinekencobra I love that game

  • @andrewleonard54
    @andrewleonard54 9 років тому +6

    Why would I grab a weapon when I can use my BEAR hands.

  • @oso2431
    @oso2431 9 років тому +7

    also andy good job on the animation brah :P

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 9 років тому +4

      +d-jay tiburcio Thanks dude. F*ck bears!

    • @oso2431
      @oso2431 9 років тому +1

      no problem brah keep up the good work the bear animations were straight fire brah

  • @jasminemwilliams511
    @jasminemwilliams511 2 роки тому +1

    Epic indeed. This was HILARIOUS

  • @louis_cgf9206
    @louis_cgf9206 7 років тому +16

    Epic how to cheat in a test

  • @biffmiller1075
    @biffmiller1075 8 років тому +4

    My all time favorite episode, feels truly EPIC!
    Great job on the animation Andy!
    Please do "How to successfully patent an invention."

  • @WILD__THINGS
    @WILD__THINGS 8 років тому +21

    Can you use jiu jitsu?

    • @WILD__THINGS
      @WILD__THINGS 8 років тому +10

      ***** You don't think you can make a bear tap out?

    • @anaklyanakly7033
      @anaklyanakly7033 8 років тому

      How about deodorant with a lighter

    • @alijawad2836
      @alijawad2836 8 років тому +1

      bears are over a thousand pounds so good like trying to take one down

    • @WILD__THINGS
      @WILD__THINGS 8 років тому

      ali jawad That's where Judo comes into play

    • @alijawad2836
      @alijawad2836 8 років тому +1

      i still think there is no judo move that can flip a thousand pound bear and even if there was it would be difficult getting a good grip on the bear while youre fighting it

  • @gingerboi8773
    @gingerboi8773 6 років тому

    Hey Andy, great job on animating this video.

  • @jtc6625
    @jtc6625 6 років тому +4

    3:52 that animation tho 😂😂😂

  • @Shavinderyt
    @Shavinderyt 9 років тому +5

    Damn Andy them animations were epic...........HOW TO

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 9 років тому +5

      I see what you did there, and I like it