THE WORST MOVIE OF 2021???
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- On this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, I talk about Vanquish (2021)
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The budget was so small they couldn't even pay Morgan Freeman to stand up
This is too darn funny. 🤣🤣🤣
So what's Jurassic World's excuse for Jeff Goldblum?
🤣🤣🤣
Aw Snap!
He basically shot all his scenes at his breakfast nook
Morgan Freeman looked at what they offered and said, "I'll do it, but I'm not walking around and you're only getting one facial expression the whole movie."
LOL!!!
😂
Still out acted the rest of the cast.
IIRC, actors need to make movies every now and then to keep their actor's guild perks, maybe Morgan Freeman was running short on time, so he said okay to this stinker of a movie.
Imagine being from a younger generation & this is the first Morgan Freeman movie you ever saw before you even knew who he was
Oh no.
God help them....
Imagine seeing his first role as a black vegitable vampire on The Electric Company.
...I used to hide behind the sofa.
@@skylx0812 Oh. I'm guessing it was a powerful role.
It's like being introduced to Marlon Brando via "The Island of Dr. Moreau".
"I wish I could tell you that Morgan fought the good fight, and he let that role and money be. I wish I could tell you that - but Hollywood is no fairy-tale world."
LOL
2 years later I appreciate your highly underrated comment
@@guthax30 I forgot about this one.
Sinead O' Connor has not aged a day. Amazing.
No, she is suing for her likeness. LOL
Well, nothing compares to you.
@@wolfshanze5980 so underrated comment
You mean Nintendo Sonic Teenbitch Warpig aged terribly.
"Alright guys, we got the cameras, cars and Morgan Freeman. Now lets write a movie."
The ad didn't say anything about this writing thing you're speaking of sir.
"Where's Morgan Freeman!!!"
And cars, they got a few decent cars, probably just rented them for like one night.
"Sometimes in order to maintain a high standard of living, you have to make a low standard of film." - Michael Caine
LOL!
Morgan Freeman, taking a role that he's sitting the whole time?
Cameron Mitchell would approve.
Taking cues from Steven Seagal no doubt.
Marlon Brando would also approve.
He can spend 12 hours of a shoot day sitting on a comfy chair, minimal physical requirements, takes home half the budget as required by his contract, it’s as boss move by Freeman.
As would Sir Anthony Paycheck....I mean Hopkins
And I approve of the reference.
Now I'm wondering what films Morgan Freeman might posthumously star in via random unused footage.
Has Ruby Rose done a movie with Steven Segal yet? Cuz I’m pretty sure that’s the trajectory she’s (deservedly) on
Sea-gal is over weight and has had an in shape body double do his walking shots.
Imagine the arguments they'd have on set. I can see Steven saying: "What the hell is this boy's problem?"
@@mrmusickhimself Oh boy.
I think even Steven Segals movies are too high quality for her lol
@@tonypeppermint5329 Tell me Seagal wouldn't say something like that ON PURPOSE just to insult Ruby. He's notoriously awful with women.
When the extras heard that Ruby rose was in the film they all suddenly had to self isolate.
It’s always funny to me when smaller budgeted films have a high-action scene involving nice cars or motorcycles or whatever and instead of actually driving the vehicles full-speed, they just drive at 30 mph and do bunch of quick cuts and jostle the camera around to make it kinda blurry so you don’t realize that they’re not really going 100 mph.
That was especially hilarious in Batwoman, where they tried to have awesome action scenes and intercut shakey-cam footage of a really nice car doing 30mph and a really shitty CGI version of said car doing rather mundane things. The production company was so worried about putting a scratch in their rental car, they barely drove it around corners lol.
They keep on pushing Ruby Rose. They try and they try and they try.
failing upwards is the new paradigm.
I can't get no satisfaction.
Even when they took Ruby's voice away in John Wick(which did them a great favour and is a good trick to prop a character up) they were just about ok,
since then it's been getting worse, and yep they KEEEEEEP on pushing this not so great person on us.
She need to be "pushed" by more powerfull peeps, then. Too bad that Weinshtein is in prison....
@@schiz0phren1c She’s never done anything bad…which leads me to believe you don’t like trans people.
Producers: Hey Morgan, want a check?
Morgan: Say no more
Morgan: "...and I want to sit down the whole movie."
Producers: "Say no more."
He"s so old now I did"nt recognize him at first,he must be closer to 90
Hes 83
@Marcquise White I think there was some info with Bruce Willis still acting because it's good on his taxes. Might be the same with Morgan Freeman.
A lot of people when they get old want to stay as active as they can because just sitting around doing nothing feels like they are just giving up and waiting to die.
Morgan Freeman’s retirement job- “they told me I’d be playing professor X, god damn it”.
😆🤣
“What’s the point of Damion watching her back” the better question is how is he watching her back? Where would the camera be for him to watch her back on the motorcycle?
Insta 360 on a stick would do the trick.
it happens in 3rd person shooters and sandbox games, so they thought... yeah!!!
On the poster, Morgan Freeman looks like Danny Glover.
I thought the same fucking thing.
He’s too old for this shit.
Ha...Just noticed it.
Hey, don’t be reeeeeecist!
6 days till retirement… 🎷
How did Morgan Freeman grab her daughter and lock her up in some secret location of the house when 1) he's in a wheelchair and 2) she was either in the same room as her daughter or Morgan Freeman the entire time?
Cause hes a hero cop, thats it. :D
Must have learned the same cripple teleportation magic as Grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
I just KNEW they were going to reveal he could actually walk at the end, but they didn't.
Mark seems to know a lot about how to beat people up in wheelchairs. 🤣
Hahaha 😂
Yeah I was thinking the same thing
Okkkkkk I'm in a wheelchair and thought that s*** was funny
Morgan Freeman is truly the only one who can beat KK In a Wheelchair
I love that Ruby Rose walks around everywhere with a MASSIVE camera on her lapel and two FULLY EXPOSED pistols on her back and nobody questions it until she draws down on them...as if that s*it is normal.
Damn this movie is terrible.
My favorite scene is when she just casually throws the grenade to that Russian dude's hands 😂😂😂
Murica needs its guns lol jk
Videogame logic!
America
@@johnynoway9127 Yeah, like you need a brain.
I can’t believe you didn’t bring up mr “crooked FBI guy” being a blatant rip-off of John Travolta’s character in Pulp Fiction.
"Meanwhile on the opposite side of the color wheel" 😂
Morgan Freeman got that blank look in his eyes. Ruby Rose looks like the creature from Splice.
Hahaha, OMG! I was trying to figure out what she reminded me of and could not place it. That's it! Lol, the creature from Splice, spot on.
@@MrBilld75 🙂
OMG you're so right! :o
he looks cracked out or altered by plastic surgery
🤣🤣🤣
This whole movie's colour scheme is basically straight lifted from just about every post on r/battlestations.
Yesssss, I had that thought as well.
I honestly don't know what appeal Ruby Rose has to any producer out there because she's gotta be the most unimposing individual you could ever choose for the roles she's been given. Seriously, a twelve year-old kid would have a better onscreen presence. She's THAT unimpressive and it really makes you wonder just what it is they see in her.
Producers checking the boxes they think are trendy.
@@NefariousKoel So...producers being producers.
@@SoSoMikaela - In this case they're far off the mark, believing the small but vocal Twatter mob is indicative of what the general public wants.
@@NefariousKoel Yes, social media is not indicative of reality. But that said, I don't think "checking boxes" that are trendy is inherently a bad thing. It's all about how it is executed and the presence of other traditional and/or creative strengths that are brought to the table and how well those are fleshed out. Which in this case was horribly, none, and huh?
She's an androgynous diversity checkmark. Still, you'd think there'd be better options.
The flashbacks after every scene are what kills it. Wow.
This movie is like someone watched Crank, John Wick, Blade, and Lucy, took a bunch of adderall , then tried to combine them into one screen play while blind folded and only remembering the worst parts of each. That’s what this movie is.
I get the feeling all of Morgan's stuff was filmed in like, one day.
Christopher Plummer did that for "Star Crash" where he plays the Emperor (see one of Mark's other videos). He steals every scene he's in. He said he liked the idea of a paid trip to Rome.
and one take.
The things actors did to keep their SAG cards during the pandemic.
@@UlshaRS Morgan like 80 something years old aint like he can be doing stunts & shit but he still wants to work in some capacity to keep busy or earn more money for his family before his time. But getting a cool million + for a day or 2 of work? 🤌🏿 aint turning that down
It had to be theres no way he stayed longer
@@thursoberwick1948 And George Kennedy agreed to appear in the 1981 slasher classic "Just Before Dawn" as long as he could bring his family along for the holiday
“This is basically the movie version of a GTA fetch mission with all the fun taken out of it.” 😂🤣😂🤣
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You ain't lying, he had perfectly quoted that 🤣
“There’s still people out in places at night.”
You’d think of all the places she went, the night club would have the most.
and no one was wearing a mask so I guess they got the realism down.
True!
The reason that church looks so bad on the aerial establishing shot is because while half of it is natural the Church was rendered using CGI but it looked as though it had been rendered for daylight use. So what you’ve got is a model made for use on a daylight shot pasted into a scene filmed at night *AND* out of focus.
11:03 She throws a grenade and was in such a hurry to gey away she only took the time to put on her bike helmet and to make sure she sat comfortably on her bike before she took off.
the entire budget was so obviously blown on like 2 cars and Morgan Freeman
Don't forget cocaine for the cast and crew. I bet it's the only thing that kept everyone from bailing out halfway through filming.
@@zmbdog They probably had sold what coke they had left to pay Morgan Freeman's wage
Morgan freeman needed to pay for his mansion.
@@chitown1782 He was probably bored during the Plandemic and decided to take what’s basically a free check.
And Ruby Roo!
The opening sequence of this flick reminded me of a Neil Breen movie. Just needed to add some lap top computers.
At least those computers were thrown to the floor. Unlike that Rolls which didn't hit the pillar.. They should hire Breen as their financial consultant next time because in creative department they already reached Breen's level..
Non working laptops, lol.
At least I find Neil Breen movies entertaining in a bad funny way. Not this... Nope.
I got that reference cause weird movies with Mark channel.... OH HI Mark
"My name is Pmal. That's P-M-A-L. I am an artificial intelligence cybernoid from far into the quattum future. I cook for a retired cop, but I can ride a motorcycle and shoot better than anyone! In history! What I have done will SHOCK you! Jim! How could you have committed suicide? I can't get you out of this one!"
Yo… in the scene she walks into the club, she doesn’t take the time to hide the pistols holstered behind her back!!!!
It's like a video game, it's okay as long as you have them holstered, you're good, but as soon as you draw them, you done
It's like walking off frame makes you invisible
She could have at least covered them with her jacket.
This film is moronic.
@@pretorious700 Sounds like they went through the motions, is it a tax write-off?
@@floydlooney6837 Money laundering.
When you showed the cocaine part I snorted out my drink and proceeded to laugh for the past 3 minutes. Thank you - that's the hardest that I've laughed all year.
Are you kidding. I've been watching these videos for more than 48 hours (minus sleep) and I cannot cease laughing.
I love how she shoveled a fist full straight to the face. I'm sure cocaine cut with God knows what wouldn't temporarily hurt your eyes
Lol I did a line of cocain3 while watching that
I'll fix the movie.
Ruby Rose: My daughter is in the hospital and I need half a million to pay for the operation cause this is America.
Morgan Freeman: I've done very well for myself and you were always one of my favorites when I was a cop doing crooked stuff. I trusted you and you never let me down. Of course I'll pay for the operation... If you do me a favor. I'm owed an undisclosed amount of money by mafia guy. Go to this address.
Ruby Rose: I guess I used to be a badass that left when she got pregnant but now I need to be a badass again even though I really don't want to. Oh the dark places this capitalist system takes you to!
Goes to the address. Kills a hunch of people. Then to another and like that in a Hotline Miami, John Wick style thing. Comes back to Morgan Freeman for the second times in the whole movie (no cams, no taps no nothing) and then....
Ruby Rose: Here is your money, asshole.
Morgan Freeman: My money? Your money.
And then dies because Morgan Freeman can't be bothered to return in case the want a sequel.
Morgan Freeman is 83. Please let him not die and leave this as his last legacy 😭😭😭😭
@The Big Picture but he does it really well
Hello, my name is Raul Julia, a great actor, and the last movie I made was Streetfighter! OF COURSE!
@@voxdraconia4035 lols I didn’t know about that one and didn’t watch it 😅
@@voxdraconia4035 and I acted in that film for my kids
@The Big Picture Same could be said for many other big name actors. Some actors were just made for certain roles, as long as they do the role well they aren't bad.
Well, Morgan Freeman is definitely slumming here, but they certainly picked a female lead whose talent level is right on par with every other facet of the production.
It's really crazy how almost every big star I grew up with is now making gas station buy 2 get 3 free horrible movies.
@@kungfew1396 actors need to make money like all of us. For Morgan Freeman, it was pretty obvious this film wasn’t gonna be good but you can’t pass up a good paying gig am I right?
@@alexs.818 Yeah I understand why they do it but it's just sad seeing it, imagine John Wayne in Theodore Rex.😂
@@alexs.818 Morgan Freeman has a net worth of around 250 million dollars; I don't think he "needs" to do any films at this point.
@@hoodedman6579 Maybe he annoyed someone in the Mafia?
It strikes me how you keep evolving but never lose your style. I've been watching for 8 years and I still really enjoy your content because it keeps giving me what I like and never gets old.
I absolutely agree. There's people I've been a fan of on UA-cam and after like the 1st to 2nd year, I stop watching them or I completely forget about them.
That Scottish, Irish Russian Czech accent is part of my artist's toolbox.
“Meanwhile on the other side of the color wheel…” Dude I love your humor. 😂
The crooked FBI guy is the discount Vincent Vega.
More like bargain bin Vincent vega
Vic and Vincent’s failure family member.
Thank you. I saw that pathetic pony tail and immediately thought "oh boy someone's seen Pulp Fiction one too many times"
@@JACKTHETRIXTER Vance Vega
I was going to say the vilan Crisp from Kindergartn Cop.
Only movie Ruby Rose was in that I liked her, was in John Wick 2. And that's cause she didn't say anything and she got her ass kicked by Keanu.
Yeah, but for some reason it was close
So true:)
The wick movies are excellent, especially the camera work. Feck the jason bourne type scenes. More Wick style!
Very true
SamND1967: Stop hating...she was also good in
...
I got nothing.
@@tizodd6 lol!
That cocaine scene editing is so absurd that I was absolutely convinced that this movie is a comedy.
I had to control my laughter at that scene as to not wake my sis up 🤣🤣
It was actual cocaine and that's where all of the budget went.
I thought it only snowed in the winter!
Yeah from experience doing coke when u are on downers or tripping does nothing but make you more messed up and incoherent. Also makes your heart feel like it might explode
they covered her face in cocaine because nobody wanna cover her face in man goo.
It's surreal these kind of stinkbombs actually get made... Thank you for the insight, Mark. You gave me extra confidence to enter a TV pilot story competition.
This movie was either made to launder money or someone just watched the Producers and was like hey I just got a great idea.
@@TheBanshee90 I know some people in the European film business, or shall we say crafts, because they really put effort into their art, and shit usually doesn't get made. Now, I just wonder, how deep the rabbit hole of tax invasion in US might actually go? It has to be a big thing next to Arts and Charity/Donations, writing off expenses after a loss.
Attempting to make us believe Ruby Rose had a daughter might have required the toughest acting Ruby Rose has ever done.
lol. Now that is a comment worth reading. 😄
I love listening to these while I work. It sounds like I have Jerry Seinfeld giving me cliffsnotes about horrible movies.
He DOES sound like that guy!
Fantastic. Now that’s all I can hear.
0:49 amateur film making
1:40 oh look
2:48 stained glass windows
3:49 virtual tour
4:23 pretty sweet gig and Mark makes dinner
5:13 the mystery
6:16 lesson to parents
7:10 hide the tv
8:45 somethings wrong here
9:21 check out this acting
10:09 gta mission
12:42 three more stops
13:19 is gotta be in the graveyard
14:00 lock a door maybe
14:26 anyways, drinks it for some reason
14:54 on the table
15:41 who cares
16:16 it's over
So many sound clips. Just watch it all the through. Almost as good "Howling 2: your sister is a werewolf" review 🙃
"I dont care what the inside of the church looks like.". me EVERY Sunday morning as a kid.
💯 True!
The church I grew up in was built a a dark souls level. Everything connected to everything it was fun to run around the halls and corridors while my mom did office work after it was closed.
if you were catholic like me when i was a kid NOTHING was truer 😂
Me as an Apostolic.
@@eatatjoes6751 never been in one. how boring are their services? (catholic is like a 10. there's jokes about because its so bad)
Funny and very insightful. Not just a bunch of mocking jokes but a real understanding of what makes a good film.
Morgan Freeman's going the Cameron Mitchell route where he just sits down the whole movie and doesn't change locations
He's ready for a Tums festival.
Poor Morgan Freeman, he really looks like he'd rather be elsewhere but in that movie.
The things one does for money.
Well at least he's around a pretty woman, we all know how "classy" he acts around those on set 🙄
@@DOSkywalkR Who's the pretty woman?
@@kiddhkane way to go, focus on bashing a woman for not being up to your beauty standards while ignoring Freeman's awful behaviour towards women.
@@DOSkywalkR Ruby Rose looks like a dude. I’m sure she doesn’t have to worry about any of that.
This was the definition of corona cash grab. Throw some well-known names in it and just plop it out there for rent.
This whole year is a cash grab.
The riff at 6:22 is simply wickedly funny. We get the qualifier "not to sound insensitive", and then Mark describes in detail how to brutalize an elderly wheelchair bound guy. In any other circumstance that would be the epitome of inhumanity. But in this one case, you can get away with it :D
Another huge flaw is that there was barely any action and no fighting at all! I watch action films to see people throw hands and there was none of that here... and Ruby Rose played in John Wick 2!!!!
Maybe she is a very shy introvert and every flashback of recent events is her thinking back "I can't believe I said that, I feel so stupid..!"
I can totally sympathize to that.
The one dislike is because somebody taught Morgan freeman how to use the internet
lmao! hehehe.
So, was Morgan Freeman a good cop in his day? I feel that the movie would have benefited more if they had showed us let's say some of his medals, awards or let's say newspaper clips about him, that would really bring us as a audiance closer to the character.
It was either pay more for Morgan to act and also digitally de age him or hire a new person to play a younger him, or just throw some cgi newspapers up on screen.
Whoosh
Damn, they must have kidnapped Morgan Freeman's kids *and* grandkids to appear in this.
Nah, they just gave him a paycheck. Honestly, this kind of thing sadly seems to be his wheelhouse now. Can you name a single role that Morgan Freeman has played other than cookie cutter and/or totally phoned in ones within the last 10 years or any film in the same time frame that was successful or critically acclaimed other than 100% regardless of his participation in it?
I sure can't. The last good performance in a movie he had that I can think of was Invictus. So I guess his family must have been held hostage for a while now.
@@SoSoMikaela Yes, Invictus, you're right. My one big problem with that film is they didn't do rugby scenes well.
He has to do three. More. Movies.
@@dcap79 in his next one, he co-stars with Nicholas Cage, John Travolta and Adam Sandler.
@@thursoberwick1948 lol.
12:52 "meanwhile on the opposite side of the color wheel" best segue ever
I can only imagine Morgan Freemann narrating his own version of this movie in his head when he's having all those empty stares
i'd watch it if he would narrate it.
I think that Morgan Freeman plays a hero cop in this film.
All hero cops hold little girls hostage apparently for money lol.
Wait he did? I almost didn’t notice! That’s such a small detail I must’ve missed it
What are you basing that on?
After re-watching it several times I'm still not certain I managed to spot all of the subtle clues hinting at this fact.
Are we really sure that he was a hero *cop* and not a hero *crosswalk guard* ?
"Welcome back TOOO the show!" As an English language teacher, Marks sentence stress tickles me greatly.
‘Meanwhile on the opposite side of the colour wheel...’ that was hilarious
Have you ever reviewed the movie "Lucy", about a woman who got superpowers after some drugs that were put in her stomach (to smuggle?) when she was unconscious popped and her body consumed it? That movie is nonsensical as shit.
Worst movie of 2021?
Karen: "Hold my mocha latte while I talk to the manager."
Mr. Freeman's agent: Morgan, will you take another crappy role in a POS movie?
Mr. Freeman: I will not stand for it!
Mr. Freeman's agent: Done!
ROFL!
“Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and... shine.”
😂
Agent: I hope this ends up being a really good movie!
Freeman: “hope is a dangerous thing my friend”
Why does Ruby Rose keep getting work? Ruby is a model, not a actor. Ruby has been terrible in everything except John Wick. It's not like Ruby was the star of that movie.
she was okay in John Wick because they didn't let her speak.
Like you said, she's a model. She can emote silently but beyond a completely one dimensional ancillary character she has no skills to speak of. It's baffling.
I'm going through hell right now Mark, I really needed this, thank you!
Hope things start getting better for you dude!
"When you're going through hell, keep going."
- Winston Churchill
hope you are doing better! blessings upon you!
@@FanboyFlicks thank you they they did get better
Dang! When I was doing cocaine I never realized I could become an action star badass. I missed out,man.
🤣🤣🤣
Dude, you gotta review the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Sabotage. As for this, I think it was an easy pay day for Freeman.
And Ruby thought she escaped from Batwoman. 🤣
"Three more stops"
"Three more stops"
"Three.......more...........stops."
-Morgan Freeman.
i'm having a dramatic flashback of this review right now
🤣🤣🤣
its 90 min of Rose screaming at Freeman "IM LESBIAN!"
I would not be surprised if the movie was half finished filming before Ruby stopped caring and quit, like she does with any acting job she's ever had. I liked Ruby in Orange is the New Black, but she quit which kinda shat on the character work that was done. I was very confused when they cast her as Batwoman, since I figured she'd do the same thing (and she did).
This was a hilarious review Mark. I feel bad for Morgan Freeman. He is an incredible actor. Ruby Rose can't act at all.
"Never take your kids anywhere."
Greatest parenting advice evah!
That one thumbs down is from Ruby Rose.
What about Morgan Freeman?
Ruby Rose was great on John Wick bc she didnt have any lines. Think about it.
This movie has all the tropes from the 2000s that we are desperate to forget
Ruby Rose, the worst actor and most unconvincing action hero of all time.
She could kick _your_ ass
....I mean, you'd probably beat the sht out of her immediately after she'd landed that single kick, but still
Honestly if she has more bulk its easier to think that she is but ffs she looks like a walking stick.
@@unbearifiedbear1885 ROFL! That was a fucking brilliant reply. Truth be told, yeah she wouldn't have a bloody chance.
🤣😂
@@kurogane2x But she was perfect as Batwaaaaaammmmmmaaan.
it has Ruby Rose in it... of course it's going to be terrible.
I don't even know who the hell she is... but I completely agree, dude/lady. This is literally the first time I've ever heard her name or even seen her face, why are people acting like this chick is hot s**t? Morgan Freeman, I get it, he's a legend. But who the in hell is Ruby Rose? I thought you were talking about that girl from that crappy internet show Rooster Teeth used to do that was really bad? That was called rwby, or something? But this lady looks like she does amateur, direct-to-DVD type movies, and her name makes her sound like she's an amateur porn star. From what I'm seeing in this review, it certainly looks like her acting is amateur porn star levels.
@@shawnfields2369 Imbecile Hollywood producers have been trying to make her a thing for years now, at this moment I think anything with her specially as lead character is not meant to make any kind of money is just a way for companies to show they are inclusive and just take the loss as the cost of doing business.
I mean, John Wick 2 was awesome and she was there
@@bananatiergod and every single scene she was in was among the worst scenes in all of the John Wick movies so far.
they could have just deleted her and have him fight nothing and it would have been better because of the simple fact that she's not there.
@@bananatiergod Her scenes were improved immensely by the fact that she had no lines :D
It's funny how Victoria just walks around the whole movie with two pistols on full display behind her back and nobody even cares.
I appreciate the way Mark suffers for my filmmaking education. Unmotivated B-roll is a seductive trap for low budget indies like myself, and this showed how the result will not disguise a lack of content. Thanks so much.
Discount John woo shot had me dying lol
who wouldve thought that batwoman would be the pinnacle of her career
John Wick was pinnacle of her career.
@@odys3803 yeah, i agree.
@@wrockage do you know why?
Because she didn't speak in it.
Imma be forreal, this was heading into Neil Breen territory for me.
Definitely. Like they're using stock footage for all their cut scenes.
I honestly was more entertained by a Neil Breen movie, and his movies feel higher budget (he actually does have extras).
Neil needs to do a movie with Steven Seagal. Imagine that.
"THERE ARE 3 MORE STOPS!" -Jean Luc Piccard voice
It was supposed to be a mix of Crank and Bad Boys, but then everyone smoked PCP.
I can't help but think of the Simpson movie when Bart says this is the worst day of my life and Homer leans in and says worst So far"
Rose has all the charisma of a plank of wood. Only with less charm.
I don't even know who the hell she is... but either way, I agree.
Nah Plank has way more charisma than her
@@NukaCola514 Yeah, Plank from Ed, Edd 'N Eddy probably does have more charisma than whoever this Ruby Rose chick is. Because Plank was likeable, and Ed, Edd 'N Eddy was one of the best shows CN ever had. And is still beloved by people to this day. This lady just starred in some boring as hell movie with Morgan Freeman, and her acting is seriously boring me to tears, from these clips Mark showed off here. I wouldn't actually go and see this movie, or buy it from the bottom of the bargain bin. Because I'm sure that's EXACTLY where this movie went. Which is something I hate to say about a movie with the legendary Morgan Freeman in it, but it's probably not his fault he was in this crappy excuse of a movie. But if there's got one good thing we all got out of this: it's the fact that we all got a new and hilarious episode of the show with Mark, so there's that, I guess?
Hey hey! Brie larson already holds the title of Captain Plank.
@@PoopaChallupa Probably, but she was at least Captain Marvel? What has this Ruby Rose lady done again, besides unfortunately dragging poor Morgan Freeman down with her?
When are they going to realise that Ruby Rose just isn't that good of an actress?
She's an affirmative action hire. She doesn't need to act.
Took me the first time I saw her. John Wick 2
@@pretorious700 She _looks_ like an affirmative action hire.
@@joryharris8002 She was in John Wick 2!? I haven't seen that movie in a while but I really don't remember her in it.
I guess she was that forgettable.
Like all these non-actor wannabes . . . When the ass gets fat.
Ruby Rose hasn't had a good role since she played T2's young lead, John Connor.
she was fine in The Meg.....But then again that might have had to do with her not having a large part
That wasn’t her!!! 😂😂😂😂
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It was though. She also played the little boy in Jurassic Park.
@Sewer Tapes Her best role was in John Wick 2. The way she died was superb. Oscar worthy performance.
Ruby's best acting is in John Wick 2 where she doesn't say a single word and gers her ass kicked by Keanu.
My God. Is every scene in this movie at night? That's a warning sign right there. o_0
Turns out even Morgan Freeman can run out of money.
Ruby Rose probably thought this was going to be her breakout role into A list stardom.
And whoever she is, she was dead wrong.
@@shawnfields2369 Obvious, but thank you detective.
Yeah, but she also thought that about Batwoman.
The "Three More Stops" montage reminded me of the "Doesn't add up" part of The I-Land. Someone should make a mash up.
12:30
HOUSE ( wheel chair guy ) - 1) LIGHTSWITCHES on wall ; higher than the guy in wheel chair can reach - 2) CHAIRS everywhere ( why does a guy who NEVER gets out of a wheelchair - need 35 chairs in a house ( yes - I counted them ) ) - 3) Kitchen Countertops are HIGHER than waist high on the woman - 4) Dining room table has 12 chairs around it & NO empty spot for a wheelchair - 5) Spiral staircase in background - 6) NOT a single HANDICAP ramp ( anywhere in the movie ) - 7) Guy in wheelchair ( shot in spine & paralyzed from the neck down ) - 8) can use his hands & uncounsciously moves his legs & feet when talking
"This scene is like a GTA fetch mission but without any fun"
Me: *looking at my objective marker, or choosing to do something about that guy that just cursed at me when I bumped into him 5 seconds ago*
Who says a fetch mission can't be fun? :P