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  • The finale.
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  • @Ozzy318
    @Ozzy318 5 місяців тому +13581

    "58% THC pre-rolled joints, rolled in keef, had me reading the book of Revelations. We are indeed close." Is outstanding.

    • @willolol3353
      @willolol3353 5 місяців тому +670

      "the zaza got me connecting the dots" 🧛🏻‍♂️

    • @bennie.379
      @bennie.379 4 місяці тому +163

      7:22

    • @jeremyheyman8952
      @jeremyheyman8952 4 місяці тому +127

      You will re live every key mistake you've ever made in your life over and over again

    • @Flyingsandwiches-nr1zc
      @Flyingsandwiches-nr1zc 4 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DonManuelConLeonsJacket
      @DonManuelConLeonsJacket 4 місяці тому +26

      The herbs be communicating with you when you eat a 300mg sativa brownie fr
      Edit: fr

  • @StokeDAlive
    @StokeDAlive 4 місяці тому +29460

    I like to imagine he's in a permanent state of spittin straight magic at all times, and they just occasionally come to the basement to film it.

    • @Yeshua_is-Cool
      @Yeshua_is-Cool 4 місяці тому +174

      Lol hahaha

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 4 місяці тому +1170

      "What's that noise coming from the basement?
      "Oh that? That's Dracula. He spits absolute fire constantly and we occasionally go down there to film it. He came with the house and he doesn't cause problems, so we kept him."
      "You have Dracula in your basement?"
      "Yeah. He provides for himself and pays for his own amenities, so we don't care."
      "Does he always do this?"
      "One time my friend asked him to stop. Dracula stopped, turned to look at him, and my friend instantly burnt to a crisp as Dracula quite literally roasted him with his insults. He was a good friend."

    • @overland1178
      @overland1178 4 місяці тому +401

      When Humanity realized that Dracula could not be killed they decided to seal him in this infinite state of spittin bars forever

    • @pratfo
      @pratfo 4 місяці тому +16

      same

    • @koszonet
      @koszonet 4 місяці тому +184

      He's off 326 benadryl cyphering with the hatman on any given tuesday

  • @fedorafinder
    @fedorafinder 5 місяців тому +30030

    Holy fuck. I forgot that he’s Him

    • @anaguma90
      @anaguma90 5 місяців тому +980

      You must have amnesia.

    • @JoeKE420
      @JoeKE420 5 місяців тому +291

      These mfs keep on forgetting that he’s HIM!! 🤬🤬🤬

    • @LRGDuran
      @LRGDuran 5 місяців тому

      This is shit aint nothing to him man.

    • @D.H.1082
      @D.H.1082 5 місяців тому +268

      You think he gives a shit?

    • @studderist
      @studderist 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@D.H.1082shit aint nothing to him man

  • @sunnyhvar1992
    @sunnyhvar1992 4 місяці тому +2541

    As a programmer, I will quote "the bugs are back" more often than I would like to.

    • @damienrains1046
      @damienrains1046 3 місяці тому +154

      "Turned his ass into some Data" is also underrated

    • @FluffyIronGolems
      @FluffyIronGolems 3 місяці тому +74

      THE WORMS
      THE WORMS
      THE WORMS
      THE WORMS
      THE WORMS
      THE WORMS

    • @ChipCheerio
      @ChipCheerio 3 місяці тому +20

      I’m a biologist so it gets said pretty often over here

    • @LordShrimpTyberos
      @LordShrimpTyberos 3 місяці тому +2

      @@FluffyIronGolems D:

    • @assistantmagus5213
      @assistantmagus5213 3 місяці тому +12

      @@FluffyIronGolems AHHHH
      THE WORMS ARE BACK

  • @thetrigunmachine
    @thetrigunmachine 4 місяці тому +8373

    "Gimme a mattress and a fleshlight and I'll survive anywhere" followed by "I wept cause there were no worlds left to conquer" is the kinda amazing whiplash I'm here for.

    • @fenthwik
      @fenthwik 4 місяці тому +174

      "Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer" is a quote attributed to alexander the great but nobody knows who originally wrote it. All I know is most people know it from hans gruber in die hard lmao

    • @Solar424
      @Solar424 4 місяці тому +110

      Clearly Dracula originally wrote it

    • @carlito19934
      @carlito19934 4 місяці тому +12

      ​@@fenthwikplutarch originally wrote it according to hans

    • @chillbeats4296
      @chillbeats4296 4 місяці тому +5

      What time stamp?

    • @chrisforeman7085
      @chrisforeman7085 4 місяці тому +6

      I’m pretty sure dean pelton said it before alex

  • @mirumizure
    @mirumizure 5 місяців тому +5111

    "ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY, BUT THIS 9MM CERTAINLY WAS" STRAIGHT FUCKING FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @BigAirr.
      @BigAirr. 5 місяців тому +186

      GIVE ME THE FUCKIN FENTANYL

    • @Dalty7
      @Dalty7 5 місяців тому +9

      😂😂😂 this one got me

    • @nicolassilveira5239
      @nicolassilveira5239 4 місяці тому +2

      Does this means he made the 9MM improvised?

    • @johnnyplto5592
      @johnnyplto5592 4 місяці тому +6

      rome wasnt built in a day because they weren’t mexican

    • @petrifiedtoaster8572
      @petrifiedtoaster8572 4 місяці тому +5

      @@BigAirr. Got me movin' like a claymation character!

  • @Taiyama2
    @Taiyama2 4 місяці тому +2755

    I love how with each Dracula Flow the actor's gotten more and more into it.

  • @ursa4580
    @ursa4580 2 місяці тому +145

    "I wept, for there were no worlds left to conquer" is unironically such a cold line

    • @CDSAfghan
      @CDSAfghan Місяць тому +13

      It's an anachronism attributed to Alexander the great "Alexander wept..."

  • @hmmmblyat6178
    @hmmmblyat6178 5 місяців тому +11080

    "Woke up in geneva. Aw man I did it again" Underrated line fr

    • @Camper_Samu
      @Camper_Samu 5 місяців тому +134

      one of if not the best line

    • @superultrathanksmom3845
      @superultrathanksmom3845 5 місяців тому +18

      @@Camper_Samu if it is not is it one of the best line ?

    • @mkatapodis2
      @mkatapodis2 5 місяців тому +184

      Thought he was gonna say he missed the convention.

    • @IanK3b
      @IanK3b 5 місяців тому +10

      ​@superultrathanksmom3845 if is then how not if it is when it's if the best line?

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 5 місяців тому +69

      THE WORMS ARE BACK 🗣️💥🔥🔥💯💯

  • @spartan11payne
    @spartan11payne 5 місяців тому +4115

    I confidently believe that this series is a modern form of slam poetry. They're gonna be using this as a cultural study of life in the 21st century.

    • @nigel9907
      @nigel9907 5 місяців тому +84

      dude this is the 21st century

    • @JDingle12
      @JDingle12 5 місяців тому +92

      ​@@nigel9907the count lives in the 20th century my guy

    • @Constable_Chud
      @Constable_Chud 5 місяців тому +107

      ​@@nigel9907That's what he said- "life in the 21st century."
      As in, the study of our modern day when our day is not-so-modern anymore.

    • @MANTHELEXUS
      @MANTHELEXUS 5 місяців тому +33

      WE ARE INDEED CLOSE 🗣

    • @typeer
      @typeer 5 місяців тому +28

      homosexual the way I'm chasing the sack

  • @Hydrill627
    @Hydrill627 4 місяці тому +2432

    "Rome wasn't built in a day, but this 9 Milimeter certainly was. GIVE ME THE FUCKING FENTANYL" Went way too hard 🤣🤣

  • @brandonmelton4108
    @brandonmelton4108 3 місяці тому +267

    "My watch cost 50 bands and I STILL don't have time for you fuckbois" is actual fire

    • @Cynsham
      @Cynsham 25 днів тому +2

      they call me ben simmons cause i don't play at all!

    • @Joetime90
      @Joetime90 21 день тому

      Ring so heavy, I can't answer the phone

  • @Lexxyy
    @Lexxyy 5 місяців тому +8192

    "Threw the OP into the particle collider, watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces, turned his ass into DATA" goes unbelievably hard 😭

    • @calebobry6211
      @calebobry6211 5 місяців тому +197

      Dracula created doctor Manhattan

    • @gaberobison680
      @gaberobison680 5 місяців тому +30

      Without meter it’s not impressive

    • @awooga772
      @awooga772 5 місяців тому +89

      opp*

    • @LeilaBunny54
      @LeilaBunny54 5 місяців тому +6

      This is the one

    • @Ae7herium
      @Ae7herium 5 місяців тому

      ​@@calebobry6211"I'll turn my body into Fent, let the ops consume me, then kill them from the inside." - Doctor Manhattan, probably

  • @0lvr13
    @0lvr13 4 місяці тому +3513

    "the zaza got me connecting the dots" is pure gold

    • @yakivpopavich
      @yakivpopavich 3 місяці тому +20

      The biblical stuff always gets me

    • @MANTHELEXUS
      @MANTHELEXUS 3 місяці тому

      @@yakivpopavich56% THC pre-rolled joints, got me reading the Book of Revelations. We are indeed close.

    • @lonelyandstonely
      @lonelyandstonely 3 місяці тому +11

      I quote this one a lot lmao

    • @bio-jay77
      @bio-jay77 2 місяці тому +6

      Zaza will do that to you though

    • @AnarchistGrandpa
      @AnarchistGrandpa Місяць тому +3

      @@bio-jay77 if it's truly Zaza, indeed it will

  • @philmunro2356
    @philmunro2356 5 місяців тому +746

    "This blunt is overwhelmingly large" So simple. So elegant.

    • @JustaComment93
      @JustaComment93 5 місяців тому +31

      This blunt has a pulse 😂

    • @HandyDandy6
      @HandyDandy6 4 місяці тому

      ​@JustaComment93 this blunt looks like rayjays dick

    • @MANTHELEXUS
      @MANTHELEXUS 3 місяці тому +4

      @@JustaComment93this blunt curve right at the tip

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 26 днів тому

      ​@@MANTHELEXUSI'm smoking telephone poles

    • @UglyKiddMusic
      @UglyKiddMusic 3 дні тому

      "This blunt looks like it was pushed out"

  • @blackweeb__
    @blackweeb__ 4 місяці тому +1532

    His hairline getting lower and lower with each entry in the franchise is what keeps me here.

    • @grizzy4409
      @grizzy4409 2 місяці тому +41

      At some point he's gonna end up looking like he's got on a spawn mask and the only white is around his eyes

    • @Shlankyman545
      @Shlankyman545 Місяць тому

      He’ll be in blackf@ce eventually.

    • @BobbinRobbin777
      @BobbinRobbin777 Місяць тому +16

      Bro is reverse-balding.

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil 24 дні тому +7

      Man’s got a Widow’s Apex

    • @paulgreener1964
      @paulgreener1964 День тому

      Vegeta in his retirement

  • @timtonial2094
    @timtonial2094 5 місяців тому +6334

    After 5 dracula flows, Dracula is finally opening up to us. We know him on a personal level now. He tells us about his kid, his struggles, his denim jacket with an 8 ball on it, and gives us encouragement

    • @Rotinaj37
      @Rotinaj37 5 місяців тому +169

      hes ready to change

    • @Donebeingoptical
      @Donebeingoptical 5 місяців тому +177

      Don’t forget the worms.

    • @josiahboone6940
      @josiahboone6940 4 місяці тому +140

      The bugs are back

    • @charlesnathansmith
      @charlesnathansmith 4 місяці тому +30

      I know this man better than my own parents, and we have some experiences I'm not supposed to repear

    • @Rawk_Sauce
      @Rawk_Sauce 4 місяці тому +32

      Please give Mckenzie back

  • @georgemuller308
    @georgemuller308 4 місяці тому +1603

    I love the idea that Dracula has been alive so long he really does all this just cause he’s so bored of immortality

    • @joshmallmann5
      @joshmallmann5 4 місяці тому +55

      12 million years old

    • @Cookiemaster98_98
      @Cookiemaster98_98 4 місяці тому +18

      Smokin that vietnam style agent orange pack

    • @BigNerdSam
      @BigNerdSam 4 місяці тому +21

      "I only gave back the free world because I was bored."
      -Dracula, 2024

    • @thejackbancroft7336
      @thejackbancroft7336 2 місяці тому

      He is the bird of Hermes, eating his own wings to keep himself tame.

    • @tysobitchk
      @tysobitchk 2 місяці тому

      eyes bloodshot leanin up against the wall beatin off to my chromehearts boots

  • @ForstalCake1
    @ForstalCake1 3 місяці тому +273

    I absolutely love the line "there's bugs under my skin, i need to get them out with a screwdriver" then he just randomly says "the bugs are back"

    • @jonnylawless6797
      @jonnylawless6797 25 днів тому +4

      Dracula needs to quit smoking that aqueduct-filtered sherm 😂

  • @invalidargument3340
    @invalidargument3340 4 місяці тому +1879

    "The casualties you will suffer trying to fuck with me will have you thinking like Magnus Carlsen" 🔥🔥🔥

    • @jamesflood7985
      @jamesflood7985 4 місяці тому +18

      8:18

    • @ZDson3112
      @ZDson3112 4 місяці тому +5

      Gah DAMN

    • @Frogchamp-sb7cu
      @Frogchamp-sb7cu 4 місяці тому +16

      Bars beyond human comprehension

    • @Lohanujuan
      @Lohanujuan 4 місяці тому +2

      Woah what the fuck, I read this as he way saying it in the video. I’m losing it

  • @AB-bg7os
    @AB-bg7os 5 місяців тому +3384

    "They think I'm homosexual the way I'm chasing the sack"

    • @daaprentence_2013
      @daaprentence_2013 5 місяців тому +63

      Oh heck no. That one's good.

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 5 місяців тому

      “How can I be homophobic? I blew his fucking brains out!”

    • @owenswabi
      @owenswabi 5 місяців тому

      “How can I be gay? My bitch is homophonic!”

    • @jamesflood7985
      @jamesflood7985 4 місяці тому +12

      3:15

    • @Chicken_Wing91
      @Chicken_Wing91 4 місяці тому

      Then he balled so hard they thought he was a nut sack.

  • @hebrewxhammer
    @hebrewxhammer 4 місяці тому +914

    "The zaza got me talkin like pingu" is iconic

  • @LRlover1776
    @LRlover1776 3 місяці тому +94

    “They told me I couldn’t shake the city, so I shook that shit like a crying toddler”

  • @jackdaniel3345
    @jackdaniel3345 4 місяці тому +2817

    "Psychologically terrorized the opp till he killed himself in the Michael Jordan Steakhouse"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brandonmelton4108
      @brandonmelton4108 4 місяці тому +33

      15:24

    • @trickywily2823
      @trickywily2823 4 місяці тому +17

      1:04 Zaza Got me feeling like everything gunna be alright

    • @Grimm-hb7ek
      @Grimm-hb7ek 4 місяці тому +2

      It's probably my favorite line ngl

  • @FortniteDUI
    @FortniteDUI 5 місяців тому +2580

    “The bugs are back.” “I’m freebasing excedrine.” “I’m sick! AH! THE WORMS! THE WORMS! THE WORMS! THE WORMS!”
    This is poetry.

    • @Chief_Ten_Bears
      @Chief_Ten_Bears 4 місяці тому +10

      I'm the 666th like family, keep it there my chiefs

    • @alexello1189
      @alexello1189 4 місяці тому +11

      @@Chief_Ten_Bearsthey did not, in fact, keep it there

    • @ryanthoms
      @ryanthoms 4 місяці тому +16

      “Chewing on the labia for six hours like a steak from Cracker Barrel” Art

  • @Aelius2213
    @Aelius2213 5 місяців тому +2818

    "The BUGS are back." I will now quote that everyday

    • @Kamn_exe
      @Kamn_exe 5 місяців тому +139

      The Worms! Aaahh!!

    • @davixx1995
      @davixx1995 5 місяців тому +68

      I'm a software engineer, I'm surprised I don't say that to myself daily already but I certainly will now.

    • @humphreybumblecuck5151
      @humphreybumblecuck5151 5 місяців тому +1

      New year, new me
      No more going outside
      I burned off all my finger prints
      The bats are back

    • @Gematria009
      @Gematria009 5 місяців тому +46

      Playing Helldivers 2 be like

    • @beng2307
      @beng2307 5 місяців тому +9

      They're crawling, pass me the fentanyl 😂

  • @LudicrousBarchart
    @LudicrousBarchart 5 місяців тому +544

    Love that he still drops the occasional galactic-scale warfare bar in amongst the street-level shit talking

    • @shayposting
      @shayposting 5 місяців тому +151

      The combination of hood shit and esoteric references is so fucking funny to me

    • @thekindpenguin7497
      @thekindpenguin7497 4 місяці тому +13

      ​@@shayposting wanting beef iver galaxtic acquisitions, this mans beyond us

    • @davidwoodford9297
      @davidwoodford9297 3 місяці тому +4

      Galactic scale bars! Nobody else got those!

  • @emceestretch6087
    @emceestretch6087 5 місяців тому +1940

    "GIVE ME A MATTRESS, AND A FLESHLIGHT. I'LL THRIVE ANYWHERE"
    this is 20 minutes of unbelievable art. this mans a national treasure even nicolas cage couldnt fuck with

    • @Lemon_Sage9999
      @Lemon_Sage9999 5 місяців тому

      I was 7 minutes when I realized how cinematically LONG this is. "Feels like a feature length film" because my dick is 2.5 hours long

    • @MrKulkoski
      @MrKulkoski 4 місяці тому +30

      Immediately followed by "I WEPT FOR THERE WERE NO WORLDS LEFT TO CONQUER". Truly a work of genius

    • @-Lilith-Angel-
      @-Lilith-Angel- 4 місяці тому

      Theirs bugs under my skin I need to dig em out wit a screw driver

    • @-Lilith-Angel-
      @-Lilith-Angel- 4 місяці тому +10

      She broke my heàrt had me shatter boxen behind the 7 11 in my 2005 Toyota Cleveland lebron jersey window tinted smoking on a goon rock.. the bugs are back.

    • @-Lilith-Angel-
      @-Lilith-Angel- 4 місяці тому +9

      The worms in my head won't shut the hell up their telling me to go absolutely stupid on em.

  • @SapphicFurry
    @SapphicFurry 4 місяці тому +797

    "the fentanyl got me moving like a claymation figure" immediate bangers right out the gate, I will not survive the whole 20 minutes omg

    • @juliusjonesiii3696
      @juliusjonesiii3696 4 місяці тому +6

      I had to stop at 5:46 minutes my sides could not take no more

    • @moujalout7563
      @moujalout7563 4 місяці тому

      Gotta be strong. However it's difficult.

    • @albummutation2278
      @albummutation2278 4 місяці тому

      i literally almost passed out and had to stop at the last two minutes to breathe lmao i haven't laughed this hard in literally years

  • @jizzlemcskizzle3076
    @jizzlemcskizzle3076 3 місяці тому +81

    “Just finished on my own stomach, time for some ox tail” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @S4lok1n
    @S4lok1n 5 місяців тому +593

    "My character so flawed , the only time i stood ten toes on anything was the opps throat" , this man is a menace 🔥🔥🗣🗣

  • @idk_anymore-_-
    @idk_anymore-_- 5 місяців тому +1404

    "the weed will have you in purgatory, screaming for eternity. You will relive every key mistake you've ever made in your life. Over and over and over again." this bar struck fear in my heart

    • @maximuskay1
      @maximuskay1 5 місяців тому +1

      Please give me the time stamp

    • @CrazyChillDog
      @CrazyChillDog 5 місяців тому +16

      @@maximuskay1 2:22, brother

    • @Provalogna
      @Provalogna 5 місяців тому +8

      Bro this comment is at 666 likes rn and the time stamp is 2:22, is this a sign or some shi😭

    • @goronhead
      @goronhead 4 місяці тому +6

      Edibles will do that to ya

    • @Scott_Buchanan
      @Scott_Buchanan 4 місяці тому +2

      I’ve been there and I won’t go back 😂

  • @QuirkedUpAryan
    @QuirkedUpAryan 4 місяці тому +3380

    "Chewing on the Labia for 6 hours like a steak from Cracker Barrel." 😭😭😭 HE CANNOT BE SPITTING THIS FIRE SO RECKLESSLY!

    • @johnwalker6737
      @johnwalker6737 4 місяці тому +3

      @johnsemisub

    • @AJSmith67
      @AJSmith67 4 місяці тому +12

      Every line he says is a Sin... Awesome!

    • @blaksaber2143
      @blaksaber2143 4 місяці тому +6

      13:39

    • @Unkle_Genny
      @Unkle_Genny 4 місяці тому +1

      Bro got Dracula’s attention

    • @kg2890
      @kg2890 4 місяці тому

      @@johnwalker6737 the man himself

  • @Nick-jv5ow
    @Nick-jv5ow 5 місяців тому +785

    "There are bugs under my skin, I need to dig them out with a screwdriver" so real

    • @NotSoMuchSkill
      @NotSoMuchSkill 5 місяців тому +79

      The bugs are back every few minutes gets me

    • @Ava-uq5dh
      @Ava-uq5dh 5 місяців тому +22

      The bugs are back

  • @commissarcactus1513
    @commissarcactus1513 4 місяці тому +845

    "AK sing like a castrati. OOOOoooOOeeee," had me rolling and it's not even two minutes in.

  • @Wilboforce
    @Wilboforce 5 місяців тому +586

    _Takin' the wildest huff of Bengay mid-climax had my eyes rollin' back with my tongue hangin' out, howlin' in ecstasy, squirmin' around on a twin size mattress, in an empty section eight apartment. They say if you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life._
    I don't have the words to accurately describe the feelings that come over me when I really think about this poetry.

  • @InspectahReese
    @InspectahReese 5 місяців тому +3950

    THE RETURN OF THE KING

    • @QT43_
      @QT43_ 5 місяців тому +25

      WE'RE SO BACK!

    • @oliverhunter-providenti7762
      @oliverhunter-providenti7762 5 місяців тому +11

      Always a good day when the lord returns with his gospel 🙏

    • @Vffhndsercchi
      @Vffhndsercchi 5 місяців тому +6

      Thank the Lord to receive this on the anniversary of my dad's death

    • @StormierNik
      @StormierNik 5 місяців тому +12

      The bugs are back.

    • @itsbmd
      @itsbmd 5 місяців тому +4

      DRAC IS BACK

  • @metalhero117
    @metalhero117 5 місяців тому +1201

    "Put a bag over his head and send him to Paradise" gotta be one of the coldest lines I've ever heard

  • @BrettLargedek
    @BrettLargedek 3 місяці тому +52

    the “shortys head shaped like” section is fucking raw.

  • @brion_aiota
    @brion_aiota 4 місяці тому +1854

    “Rome wasn’t built in a day but this 9mm certainly was” is such a cold ass line

    • @wehiird
      @wehiird 4 місяці тому

      Give me the fentanyl

    • @Inrxz
      @Inrxz 4 місяці тому +14

      Thats deep as fuck

    • @brion_aiota
      @brion_aiota 4 місяці тому +6

      @@Inrxz it really is I hope I remember it for the rest of my life

    • @draugenofthedeep1535
      @draugenofthedeep1535 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Inrxz how? pro tip its not.

    • @johnwalker6737
      @johnwalker6737 4 місяці тому

      @johnsemisub

  • @bigb227
    @bigb227 5 місяців тому +1347

    "I'm big on astrology, I'm always lookin at a fat dirt star every chance I get." THAT IS CRAZYYYYYY😭

  • @thomasthetoadsage
    @thomasthetoadsage 4 місяці тому +706

    "Percs put me on the wrong side of history almost every time" had me spit my water out

  • @worstinshow
    @worstinshow 5 місяців тому +756

    "Only handed back the free world because I was bored." is unbelievably powerful

  • @bandolierboy1908
    @bandolierboy1908 4 місяці тому +948

    14:14 "Cops wanted to detain me for aggressively hitting the claw machine. I'm trying to explain to him that we are all just atoms, so he might as well let me go" 😭😭😭

    • @johnwalker6737
      @johnwalker6737 4 місяці тому

      ua-cam.com/video/5vxsNp2uS6E/v-deo.htmlsi=rYleKnLk0ObFOjjL

  • @lazynugget57
    @lazynugget57 4 місяці тому +30

    “The bugs are back” is the one of the most underrated line he has ever spoken

  • @xavanium
    @xavanium 5 місяців тому +484

    THE FENTANYL GOT ME MOVIN LIKE A CLAYMATION FIGURE 🗣️

  • @dolemakaveli2559
    @dolemakaveli2559 4 місяці тому +906

    "I've been fully consumed by hate, jealousy and lust I can't help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or push back" 🔥🔥🔥🔥 one of the hardest bars

  • @deathskull77
    @deathskull77 5 місяців тому +1172

    "I can't help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or pushback" 😂

  • @durift
    @durift 3 місяці тому +28

    "i even wore my 8 ball jean jacket to the last court hearing. Im ready to change" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RizonielTV
    @RizonielTV 5 місяців тому +1162

    they think it's over and randall drops the bomb on them...

    • @Un0riginalOO
      @Un0riginalOO 5 місяців тому +43

      Trojan and Arby’s are in a sheer panic.

    • @bushraptor
      @bushraptor 5 місяців тому +19

      This is war

    • @rman229
      @rman229 5 місяців тому +24

      Prayers for all the innocents living in the warzone

    • @TheSnoClan
      @TheSnoClan 5 місяців тому +2

      Woah not expecting you here, loved the adventure time edits, nostalgia!

    • @puginator2711
      @puginator2711 5 місяців тому +5

      War

  • @6VaporX
    @6VaporX 4 місяці тому +566

    "I'm a high functioning shooter" is a mythical bar

  • @h3llc4t34
    @h3llc4t34 4 місяці тому +662

    "I have no morals or belief system, I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure. They ask me to shoot, i do it, i have no character." Is such a cold line fr

  • @Uwjbkks
    @Uwjbkks 2 місяці тому +61

    I watched all 5 and for some reason when he says
    "This blunt is overwhelmingly large"
    I laugh so hard.
    I think it's cause it's one of the only things he says that actually makes sense 😂😂😂

  • @ItsPyrus
    @ItsPyrus 4 місяці тому +484

    He is so into it I don't even think he's acting anymore. He is Dracula.

    • @Rawk_Sauce
      @Rawk_Sauce 4 місяці тому +48

      I think you forgot he's HIM

    • @ZachCarr1991
      @ZachCarr1991 4 місяці тому +27

      He has been him, he is him, he will always be HIM

    • @amergingiles
      @amergingiles 4 місяці тому +11

      He started off so unsure of the lines, and now he is truly him.

    • @darthjesus7959
      @darthjesus7959 4 місяці тому +7

      He's just being honest now

    • @johnrockyryan
      @johnrockyryan 4 місяці тому

      He has now truely become *HIM*

  • @MANTHELEXUS
    @MANTHELEXUS 5 місяців тому +2197

    “I’m in the club listening to The Brown Note”
    I’m dying these references are crazy

    • @kvngsenpai3924
      @kvngsenpai3924 5 місяців тому +21

      That shit was peak

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 5 місяців тому +83

      The bugs are back🗣️💥💥🔥🔥🔥💯

    • @aNerdNamedJames
      @aNerdNamedJames 5 місяців тому +23

      At the the Castrati line, I literally choked and DIED.

    • @danielmeza4802
      @danielmeza4802 5 місяців тому +2

      I didn’t understand this one

    • @wassom23
      @wassom23 5 місяців тому

      It's referencing the brown note that when played it makes you shit your pants I believe South Park made the reference popular​@@danielmeza4802

  • @belphegor7352
    @belphegor7352 4 місяці тому +455

    "i'm in the club listening to the brown note" most underrated line fr

    • @bcj842
      @bcj842 4 місяці тому +10

      That one gets quickly overshadowed by a much longer line but it's jazzy nevertheless

    • @schnozchan6606
      @schnozchan6606 4 місяці тому +2

      Never thought i'd hear a reference to the brown note ever

  • @dogzeany456
    @dogzeany456 4 місяці тому +219

    "Beat his ass and send him into an improvement cycle."
    Damn.

  • @Real_Iron_Smith
    @Real_Iron_Smith 5 місяців тому +279

    "I believe in you, you can accomplish anything you want in life."
    I was not expecting such an uplifting message from Dracula, thanks Drac.
    ...The Bugs are back.

  • @Blaaake
    @Blaaake 5 місяців тому +492

    Can we just appreciate the fact that this goes for 20 MINUTES?!?!?

  • @HoboG0blin
    @HoboG0blin 5 місяців тому +441

    "I AIN'T SAYIN' SHIT!
    >proceeds to monologue for 18 more minutes
    HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

  • @OmiWatanube
    @OmiWatanube 4 місяці тому +24

    I love how every sequel doubles in length but they still hit every time

  • @hectorguzman17
    @hectorguzman17 5 місяців тому +382

    Kendrick and Dracula dropping bars on the same day is no coincidence.

    • @Joetime90
      @Joetime90 5 місяців тому +23

      Dracula wins

    • @opossum_elysium
      @opossum_elysium 5 місяців тому +12

      Dracula's Drake diss would go so hard, we all know this

    • @Juju3947
      @Juju3947 5 місяців тому +6

      Dracula clears

    • @Home_Rich
      @Home_Rich 5 місяців тому +7

      Lamar doesn't come close to a six hundred year old demigod.

  • @TheAndrewj96
    @TheAndrewj96 5 місяців тому +495

    “I NEED TO KILL. I NEED TO KILL.”
    Somehow that’s one of the funniest parts of this whole thing.

  • @lonkstakes
    @lonkstakes 4 місяці тому +512

    These videos are permanently rewriting my brain chemistry

    • @brandonmeens
      @brandonmeens 4 місяці тому +11

      These will effect me for longer than they should

    • @bcj842
      @bcj842 4 місяці тому +9

      After long enough you even read everything in his voice. Like this comment you wrote for instance.

    • @jaibonaparte
      @jaibonaparte 4 місяці тому +6

      The worms! Ahhh! The worms are back!

    • @momentarylapse1362
      @momentarylapse1362 4 місяці тому

      Couldnt have explained better. These are WILD.

  • @ralphk8328
    @ralphk8328 23 дні тому +6

    It’s the only yt vid you can play out of the app on mobile without having yt+. He really is HIM

  • @ketashid1406
    @ketashid1406 5 місяців тому +330

    "They think I'm homosexual the way I'm chasin' the sack."
    I'm dead!

  • @ThyBr0
    @ThyBr0 5 місяців тому +343

    “The bugs are back” has the same energy as “Fuck it, I ate the opp”

  • @stellar_cartographer
    @stellar_cartographer 4 місяці тому +17

    We will be studying this video and this series for decades, what a time to be alive.

  • @moosecrumbz
    @moosecrumbz 5 місяців тому +303

    “Found cuzzos beheading video on daily motion, that lil jit owed me money… wtf dude?”

  • @ryanvelez5082
    @ryanvelez5082 4 місяці тому +520

    This blunt has a family somewhere worried as hell. These lines are unironically hard

  • @Eggo_22
    @Eggo_22 5 місяців тому +426

    I'm happy to be alive to witness Dracula flow 1-5

    • @Master-of-memes
      @Master-of-memes 5 місяців тому +8

      6 better be comin

    • @Kor-Phaeron590
      @Kor-Phaeron590 5 місяців тому +19

      ​@@methheadfreestyle482 check the description its the finale

  • @SammyWhiteley
    @SammyWhiteley 2 місяці тому +15

    Now that I think about it, Count Dracula retiring to become a drug-addled inner city gangster is surprisingly plausible.

  • @somthin
    @somthin 4 місяці тому +942

    "I have no morals or belief system. I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure" goes hard

    • @BennyJay3
      @BennyJay3 4 місяці тому +66

      Extreme nihilism flow

    • @monguskooklord7867
      @monguskooklord7867 4 місяці тому +16

      Majority people including myself tbh. Decades of television followed by internet socialization on a global scale has distorted expectations of what a life should be. There is nothing wrong with simply surviving. I did not ask to be born, I did not consent to be born, and while I intend to let my life play out its natural course, I will be relieved when it ends.

    • @kennyp4866
      @kennyp4866 4 місяці тому +30

      ​@@monguskooklord7867 weak.

    • @monguskooklord7867
      @monguskooklord7867 4 місяці тому +6

      @kennyp4866 Projection. I have property, a fruitful career, a girl, friends. I'm just not excited about any of it.

    • @kennyp4866
      @kennyp4866 4 місяці тому +18

      @@monguskooklord7867 sounds like a you problem, buddy. I know I'm happy where I'm at 🤣

  • @really_dont_know1681
    @really_dont_know1681 5 місяців тому +425

    “My watch cost 50 bands, and I still don’t have time for you fuckboys”. These bars gettin colder and colder.

  • @tamamonomae7465
    @tamamonomae7465 5 місяців тому +253

    "I believe in you, you can accomplish anything you want in this life"
    Thank you Mr. Dracula

    • @RileyZilla1001
      @RileyZilla1001 5 місяців тому

      Followed by: "I'm a fucking mud slut!"

    • @themosaicshow
      @themosaicshow 5 місяців тому

      he says after he says shit like “how can i be homophobic? i blew his fuckin’ brains out!”
      not complaining tho

    • @Grade5Praxis
      @Grade5Praxis 5 місяців тому +1

      Thanks Drac, nice to have you back! How’s the Bollock Brothers? Apologies if I forgot the band name, I heard a few versions of Drac’s Back but I’m gonna go look once I find out what Dracula’s been up to since I last forgot he was him.

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 5 місяців тому +4

      THE WORMS ARE BACK

  • @cooperkeuroglian1068
    @cooperkeuroglian1068 2 місяці тому +15

    “Zara got me talking like pingu” underrated 😮‍💨

  • @manchmalpfosten8133
    @manchmalpfosten8133 5 місяців тому +1376

    Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born just in time to watch all five parts of dracula flow in a drug induced delirium while waiting on my dealer to throw more fent in through my window

    • @firsttimegod802
      @firsttimegod802 4 місяці тому +12

      Just put a cooler on your porch or somewhere for them to stash, no point being contact free if it's still sketchy.

    • @thecowboychronicles8364
      @thecowboychronicles8364 4 місяці тому +3

      Bro you and me be living the same life

    • @jarodjohnson1605
      @jarodjohnson1605 4 місяці тому +1

      Mmm... I feel this. Haven't had window delivery since 2001, though.

    • @BitestheStuff
      @BitestheStuff 4 місяці тому +11

      Brother, I'm on 12 Hard Mountain Dews taken suppository style.

    • @AzraelGuideMe
      @AzraelGuideMe 4 місяці тому +2

      u doing alright g?

  • @dylancarrington4338
    @dylancarrington4338 4 місяці тому +432

    1:47
    "xan francisco got me lookin and movin like mr. Bean. im not saying shit." is so fire

  • @enor69420
    @enor69420 5 місяців тому +521

    Kendrick,Dracula and Kanye all dropping in the same hour is not a coincidence

    • @NightHawkExpress
      @NightHawkExpress 5 місяців тому +48

      Dracula>drake

    • @southerndiy1
      @southerndiy1 5 місяців тому +6

      @@NightHawkExpressDrakeula

    • @DoctorDarlingTTV
      @DoctorDarlingTTV 5 місяців тому +14

      @@NightHawkExpressit don’t take much to > drake

    • @BladeMaktar
      @BladeMaktar 5 місяців тому +14

      Dracula is part of the big 3

    • @cynth.wav-v99
      @cynth.wav-v99 5 місяців тому +18

      @@BladeMaktar Dracula IS the big 3

  • @ItsRavvit
    @ItsRavvit 4 місяці тому +9

    It is a miracle that I get to experience this gem in this life, got me grateful to be alive

  • @grit1
    @grit1 4 місяці тому +392

    "I believe in you. You can accomplish anything you want in life"
    Thank you Dracula

  • @lovetoxicsbeats
    @lovetoxicsbeats 4 місяці тому +155

    “He wanted clout. I put him on the news and turned him in to a superstar.” Hardest line ever spat

  • @TLG772
    @TLG772 Місяць тому +5

    Owning a landscape company I get asked a lot “what’s wrong with my shrubs, grass” etc…The BUGS are back has been my go to in recent months.

  • @DarkSideKyp
    @DarkSideKyp 4 місяці тому +984

    "I come from a low frequency environment, and I've only used cash my entire life. The only time I ever held a card was when I borrowed my cousin's Bank of America debit card to slice open a funnel cake at the county fair when I took my daughter there on a trip amidst a lengthy child custody battle with my ex-wife, attempting to prove to the judge that I'm a responsible father, but we know all know I'm fuckin' not! I got the kid's ears pierced at 2 years old, and she already knows what Red Bull tastes like. I'm fucked! Judge, if you're seeing this, please let me have McKenzie back. I even wore my nice 8-ball jean jacket to the last court hearing. I'm ready to change!"
    a work of literary genius

    • @je3229
      @je3229 4 місяці тому +11

      10:04

    • @DoctorAdhesive
      @DoctorAdhesive 4 місяці тому +12

      I didn't appreciate this bit NEARLY enough until seeing it transcribed. Absolutely incredible

    • @skalle1448
      @skalle1448 4 місяці тому +5

      The longer it went on, the better it got. Absolute peak.

    • @commenter674
      @commenter674 4 місяці тому

      Give this man his child back!!!!

  • @karpter9184
    @karpter9184 5 місяців тому +678

    "I HAVE NO MORALS OF BELIEF SYSTEM" dastardly line.

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth 5 місяців тому +18

      i have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure

    • @bruhbruh3642
      @bruhbruh3642 5 місяців тому +1

      @@iCookCrystalMethyou ever see a flying whale?

    • @michaelshultz2199
      @michaelshultz2199 5 місяців тому +5

      This mf said “DASTARDLY”
      💀

    • @themosaicshow
      @themosaicshow 5 місяців тому +3

      he pledges allegiance to the bag

  • @Житинеможливо
    @Житинеможливо 17 днів тому +3

    "My bitch look like Timothee Chalamet"
    Damn, ......I'm jealous.

  • @tez2902
    @tez2902 5 місяців тому +265

    This dropped just as I queued up Dracula Flow 4. I love my life

    • @KillerSkullX
      @KillerSkullX 5 місяців тому +1

      Especially after a day off 😮‍💨

    • @Joetime90
      @Joetime90 5 місяців тому +1

      I was about to do the same, shit is philosophical.

    • @bricktheomniscient2118
      @bricktheomniscient2118 5 місяців тому +1

      lmao it literally dropped right after i binged all plummcorp

    • @kentuckyguntrader8564
      @kentuckyguntrader8564 5 місяців тому

      How does it feel to be god’s favorite

  • @MettiMoore
    @MettiMoore 4 місяці тому +219

    “Psychologically terrorize the opp until he killed himself at the Micheal Jordan steakhouse” is 10/10

  • @Shrifbun
    @Shrifbun 16 днів тому +4

    You can take the Joji out of Filthy Frank but you can't take the Filthy Frank out of Joji.

  • @user-xb8sq3xk7x
    @user-xb8sq3xk7x 5 місяців тому +260

    “Rome wasn’t built in a day, but this 9mm certainly was. GIVE ME THE FUCKIN FENTANYL” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @philipkrstevski2346
    @philipkrstevski2346 4 місяці тому +476

    “dj mustard, let me in dijon” that man was ahead of his time

  • @VoiceForTheSilenced
    @VoiceForTheSilenced 22 дні тому +2

    None of my friends appreciate this motion of art. I’m reconsidering my circle.

  • @AntonioDoesMetal
    @AntonioDoesMetal 5 місяців тому +151

    Description says "The Finale", long live the greatest youtube skit series

  • @ILMWE
    @ILMWE 5 місяців тому +343

    “Got the registered God particle on my hip” absolutely sent me

  • @FRoques
    @FRoques 5 днів тому +4

    "Shorty head built like Papua New Guinea" JSYUSHDHDHWHSHHSHHSHDDVEGSSNUNUNUH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @marsvoltafan702
    @marsvoltafan702 4 місяці тому +549

    12:13 "They call me Ben Simmons because I don't play at all!" had me dying

  • @d0n0x
    @d0n0x 5 місяців тому +158

    The flow doubles in length exponentially each time, in a few years we will be approaching a lifetime of dracula flow

    • @nobodycares743
      @nobodycares743 5 місяців тому +10

      This is the last one

    • @RedstoNeman0
      @RedstoNeman0 5 місяців тому +10

      he's been doing it for 12000 years, his mixtape must be insane

    • @smokedperch
      @smokedperch 5 місяців тому +9

      This is the last one. King Drac and Plumcorp are at war now

    • @johnnyfulton4755
      @johnnyfulton4755 5 місяців тому +1

      @@smokedperch I'm hoping that the release of 5 is a sign that all that shit has calmed down.

  • @RyanWilliamsYoutube
    @RyanWilliamsYoutube 4 місяці тому +842

    6:55 saved my life

  • @yodoleheehoo90
    @yodoleheehoo90 9 днів тому +2

    Please, PLEASE, don't let this be the finale!! There needs to be a whole damn series with this guy!!

  • @vaz119
    @vaz119 4 місяці тому +155

    “I'm smoking that Rasputin "Hear ye! Hear ye!" Durban Poison.” Absolute bars. 🙌🏻