Take one shot every time Chris Griffin talks, he’s rare enough to keep you on your toes, and any time there’s a scene in the Griffin house you know Chris is nearby! Would you rather have Family Guy and a blunt, or have Slushy Noobs and $50? With $50 you could buy a nice lunch and breakfast, but then not have enough for a great dinner.. maybe some gas money then.
a whole hour?? oh my god this is like a heavensent video, the angels crafted this video carefully and gracefully and packed it in a little box and sent it down to UA-cam hq
this video was like a warm hug, yeah somtimes drama can happen between friedsn but really why are we together. its cuz we fel ta connection one that can be channeled through and seen through when you have intimate times. something like say... unpacking. that can bring out what we love about eachother even if we show it throgh a way society might deem hostile or something.
If you were injured like a baby bird do you think Martin or Hamzah would try to nurse you back to health? Who would be more caring? Do you think after they helped you out and your wings healed you’d leave and fly away, or would you stay with the people who helped you and showed you love?
Buckle in for my lengthy review…This was genuinely one of my favorite slushy vids! The cozy atmosphere was immaculate. The genuine friendship between you guys and the bombastic jokes made it so enjoyable! I enjoyed Martin’s sneaky little lie when he said there was a spelling error but then ripped out the notebook page… very devious 😈 I definitely wasn’t expecting that crazy LSD tea plot twist at the end 😱 My favorite part was when Hamzah hit us with the steep deez nutz joke and then Martin spilled the tea right after 😆 I also loved the character analysis of the heavy flow non-binary nerd lesbian you guys were unpacking 😅 if you’re still reading this reply to my comment and let me and your fellow slushies know what your favorite color is…Mine is purple 😊!!!!!! LOVE YOU GUYS 🎉
My favorite color is Green! My eyes are Hazel but I like to say they're green because it sounds more special. I like to think I'm special and deserving of everything that comes to me. Green occurs in nature so much and its such a beautiful color. I was talking to a girl for so long and she had beautiful green eyes. I miss her a lot. Overall, the Slushy Noobs made a reaaaaally good video! Thanks for the analysis and review, I cant wait for the next video!
@@goobding3761Green is my favorite color as well! But for the complete opposite reason. I need something that reminds me of the ugliness of the world. Puke is green, snot is green, other bodily fluids may be green too. Mold is green sometimes. So yah. Great video guys keep up the chill vibes and please check your tea labels, bc you never know. It may be lsd. Lesson learned for next time! Haha
@@fritochippie2753 this is actually a really interesting perspective! my favorite color ISNT green, but its my second favorite, and i like it because it reminds me of how beautiful the world is (where i live) in summer/spring; leaves are green, vines are green, grass is green and smells refreshing after its rained, green grapes are the best kind of grapes and the best to eat cold on a hot day. but i dont like really bright green or really dark green, i like the green thats in the middle. i think its interesting how one color or hue can be completely different for someone depending on who you ask. thank you for sharing your perspective on the color green!
I have never been a huge Game person aside from cod but after watching slushy noobz I’ve been influenced to play games like fnaf, Minecraft, and now unpacking. And it’s actually so fun. Except in Minecraft survival mode ppl always try and unsliced me to steal my stuff.
Pretty hurts (Pretty hurts) We shine the light on whatever's worst You're tryna fix something But you can't fix what you can't see (Pretty hurts) It's the soul that needs a surgery When you're alone all by yourself When you're lying in your bed Reflection stares right into you Are you happy with yourself? Stripped away the masquerade The illusion has been shed Are you happy with yourself? Are you happy with yourself?
What a great night to shimmer down with a pumpkin spice candle, fresh steamy cup of hot chocolate while snuggled up under my cozy blanket and most importantly... another epic Slushy Noobz upload! Love to see the channel grow 😊 you guys are the best!
Hmmm I noticed that the smiling emoji doesn’t show any teeth… so, Is that a genuine or inauthentic smile? Is there something bothering you? Are you mad at me?
i love your guys videos like how there’s not a lot of editing and you don’t care if it’s too long or not i love the long vids, too many mr beast type vids lol
them guessing the main character being a lesbian so early on in the game is hilarious
and them saying that purple is a lesbian color after hamzah said purple is his favorite color lmao 💀
@@GETBACKHEREISLA HAHAHA I DIDNT NOTICE
This is honestly the funniest video they’ve ever made. The fucking note taking is killing me
LIETERLALYLYLLYLY
lmfaooo right
21:04
"dreidel.....drake? drake IS jewish *scribbling*"
i am CRYING at them putting the lesbian dots together
“Bop it, squeeze it, rub it… tease it? Tug it??” Had me dying
You know it’s a slushy noobz banger when they unpack their trauma
Martin getting pissed of Hamzah constantly writing on the notebook is so funny 😭😭
i've actually never seen martin this upset lol
Honestly, discovering this channel is the best thing that has happened to me this year.
RIGHT
i couldn’t imagine life before this
Real asf
istg same
Martin and Hamzah really got cozy before GTA 6 😂😂😂 wow 2023 is full of suprises! 😅
You‘d be surprised of 2024😂
we really got bald martin and hamzah before gta 6
saving this slushy video to watch during my lunch break! makes me feel better about my corporate enslavement
Take one shot every time Chris Griffin talks, he’s rare enough to keep you on your toes, and any time there’s a scene in the Griffin house you know Chris is nearby! Would you rather have Family Guy and a blunt, or have Slushy Noobs and $50? With $50 you could buy a nice lunch and breakfast, but then not have enough for a great dinner.. maybe some gas money then.
@@goobding3761 i think i peed myself
slushy noobz watchers are so silly
@@goobding3761 what are you rlskitnnsbabout
realll I do this
“When does the rose toy come out”😭😭😭
Bop it squeeze it rob it tuck it😅
them not knowing its supposed to be a little kid 💀
sometimes i question myself for consuming this as a grown woman but it’s just so cozy i can’t help it
I'm watching this as a guy bruh 😂😂
Them actually putting the dots together that it is a lesbian SO EARLY into the game is actually so hilarious
half their fanbase is lebsians they have to know sbout the signs
48:48 roach spray by the panini press is crazy 😭
the way the journal was there for cozy vibes and ended up being some investigation material
a whole hour?? oh my god this is like a heavensent video, the angels crafted this video carefully and gracefully and packed it in a little box and sent it down to UA-cam hq
yuuichi kun
Angles*
@@lukecuendet9078 love this movie so much
you both genuinely radiate a lovely friendship (i'm getting the i love my friends tee to appreciate my friends!)
So thankful, spent the entire day slaving away now I can relax with the slushynoobz
23:13 never expected a kafka mention in a slushynoobz video
them thinking the underwear is socks tells you everything you need to know
the constant period talk 😭😭
"that's actually really good, show them." made me smile. martin was genuinely so supportive in that lil moment.
this is great exposure therapy for my ocd
REAL DUDE
No fr, watching men organize is like watching a boomer attempt to navigate technology
omg felt
@@buns4days
40:41 the drawing of the creeper😭
its at 54:41 clearer 😭
@@hypoh3at94Omg😭 ty
martin taking a note after hamzah sneezes and at every other random part lolll
6 mins in and this just might be one of the bestest slushy vod ever
loving the fan service !!!!!
@@xlieilz1625 what does This mean
23:32 cigarettes out the window - tv girl
cigarettes after sex
crying at them calling the underwear socks while talking about getting underwear later 😭😭
is it just me or does the merch intro get better everytime
55:59 i appriciate this joke so much, i love all the editor jokes honestly
this video was like a warm hug, yeah somtimes drama can happen between friedsn but really why are we together. its cuz we fel ta connection one that can be channeled through and seen through when you have intimate times. something like say... unpacking. that can bring out what we love about eachother even if we show it throgh a way society might deem hostile or something.
If you were injured like a baby bird do you think Martin or Hamzah would try to nurse you back to health? Who would be more caring? Do you think after they helped you out and your wings healed you’d leave and fly away, or would you stay with the people who helped you and showed you love?
@@goobding3761 why are you asking me this
the way they decorated the rooms genuinely stressed me out
the fact that martin knows applejack is deeply concerning
Girl what who doesn’t know apple jack
please do more of these i unironically watched this in parts before bed everyday and had the best sleep ever
39:20 them confusing markers as cigarettes is so funny 😭
coziest video i’ve watched, the christmas vibe, the cozy outfits, it makes me shed a tear🥹
Buckle in for my lengthy review…This was genuinely one of my favorite slushy vids! The cozy atmosphere was immaculate. The genuine friendship between you guys and the bombastic jokes made it so enjoyable! I enjoyed Martin’s sneaky little lie when he said there was a spelling error but then ripped out the notebook page… very devious 😈 I definitely wasn’t expecting that crazy LSD tea plot twist at the end 😱 My favorite part was when Hamzah hit us with the steep deez nutz joke and then Martin spilled the tea right after 😆 I also loved the character analysis of the heavy flow non-binary nerd lesbian you guys were unpacking 😅 if you’re still reading this reply to my comment and let me and your fellow slushies know what your favorite color is…Mine is purple 😊!!!!!!
LOVE YOU GUYS 🎉
My favorite color is Green! My eyes are Hazel but I like to say they're green because it sounds more special. I like to think I'm special and deserving of everything that comes to me. Green occurs in nature so much and its such a beautiful color. I was talking to a girl for so long and she had beautiful green eyes. I miss her a lot. Overall, the Slushy Noobs made a reaaaaally good video! Thanks for the analysis and review, I cant wait for the next video!
@@goobding3761Green is my favorite color as well! But for the complete opposite reason. I need something that reminds me of the ugliness of the world. Puke is green, snot is green, other bodily fluids may be green too. Mold is green sometimes. So yah. Great video guys keep up the chill vibes and please check your tea labels, bc you never know. It may be lsd. Lesson learned for next time! Haha
@@fritochippie2753 this is actually a really interesting perspective! my favorite color ISNT green, but its my second favorite, and i like it because it reminds me of how beautiful the world is (where i live) in summer/spring; leaves are green, vines are green, grass is green and smells refreshing after its rained, green grapes are the best kind of grapes and the best to eat cold on a hot day. but i dont like really bright green or really dark green, i like the green thats in the middle. i think its interesting how one color or hue can be completely different for someone depending on who you ask. thank you for sharing your perspective on the color green!
i want hamzah so bad
real
Stop simping creep
this genuinely made me laugh. you guys are actually really funny.
“I’m definitely the knight… you’re definitely the fricken bixby” is CRAZY
martin looks so cute in those glasses🥰🥰🥰🥰!! so pookie!!!!
FACTZZZ
“Chai t- Chai. Just chai.” Is killing me
what a perfect way to end the night, with my soft sigma boys 🎉❤😂 cheers to that ladies
why does no one talk about how sick their into is
As a glasses user thank you for some representation! 😂🎉
This!!
👏👏👏
y’all did terribly😭this was a hard watch great video tho 10/10
NO FR I HAVE THE GAMR MYSELF AND I WAS CRYING WHEN I SAW HOW UNORGANIZED THEY R
“sock” “no, close tho, it’s an eraser”
Y’all are such a cute couple bruh
an hour long video? i just slushed so hard
I bet Martin has played dungeons and dragons and understands how to play enough to explain it.
Thank you Hamzah and Martin for blessing us with an hour long video alhamdulillah🤲🏽
I’m new here. I’ve been eating breathing and drinking your videos for the last few days. I love these long videos so much. Lowkey life changing
busty gyatt😭😭
"its a dog whistle to the alt right" is killing me
Some people actually think that 😂
I have never been a huge Game person aside from cod but after watching slushy noobz I’ve been influenced to play games like fnaf, Minecraft, and now unpacking. And it’s actually so fun. Except in Minecraft survival mode ppl always try and unsliced me to steal my stuff.
Pretty hurts (Pretty hurts)
We shine the light on whatever's worst
You're tryna fix something
But you can't fix what you can't see (Pretty hurts)
It's the soul that needs a surgery
When you're alone all by yourself
When you're lying in your bed
Reflection stares right into you
Are you happy with yourself?
Stripped away the masquerade
The illusion has been shed
Are you happy with yourself?
Are you happy with yourself?
i also almost broke down when martin asked about the chamoy pickle tiktok kit
2:00 THE SOUND EFFECT WHEN THE CAMERA PANNED TO HAMZAH 😭😭😭
What a great night to shimmer down with a pumpkin spice candle, fresh steamy cup of hot chocolate while snuggled up under my cozy blanket and most importantly... another epic Slushy Noobz upload! Love to see the channel grow 😊 you guys are the best!
Mmm! That sounds like a blast, do you have hot chocolate to share? Would you give me any if I was there? Or would you try to hurt me? Do you hate me….
@@goobding3761please stop
Hmmm I noticed that the smiling emoji doesn’t show any teeth… so, Is that a genuine or inauthentic smile? Is there something bothering you? Are you mad at me?
@@goobding3761I JUST KNEW YOU WOULD BE HERE
i love your guys videos like how there’s not a lot of editing and you don’t care if it’s too long or not i love the long vids, too many mr beast type vids lol
kafka next to the cigarettes is crazy but so right
coziest video ever ugh I can't stop coming back to it... have my cozy chai chai
this is the first slushy noobz video youtube recommended me and it’s amazing seeing u guys grow so fast !! i love u guys
Of course, writing that down..
I NEED A PART TWO OF THIS
This might be the coziest video of all time
an hour long ep. we just keep winning.
i can’t stop slushing everywhere😂 you silly noobz😂
watching this and waiting for my merch to arrive 💪
love the cozy vibes wow so cozy. nothing more cozy
we need another cozy game night, ya'll should make a part two or play stardew valley!!
I miss this intro with their merch omg I forgot about it
I cant tell if these two were really close friends or just a married couple 😭
I honestly thought they were dating for a while
HOUR LONG SLUSH SESSION LETS GO
cant stop slushying over the fact that how great this vod is i slushy all day im happy thanks sloshay noobez! i love bras, i mean slushy bros
i unironically fall asleep to this video most nights
you guys need to finish the game bc how did you guess the main character was a lesbian😭
this is y'alls best video so far. had me gigglin the whole hour
“bras are the devil’
"its a dogwhistle for the alt right" about a cute little stuffed frog is my favorite slushy noobz moment
I really enjoy this content 😭🙏 yall should do it live so we can have a sleepover w slushy noobz
Them calling the Simon says game …bop it….
i love coming back to this video, please do more cozy games!!
54:04 LMAOOO THE SIDE EYE IS INSANE
the way hamzah's eyes widened at the bra
ty slushynoobz. im plastered rn and yall are helping me to not vomit on the floor bc of the chill vibes♥
this is nice and cosy with my bowl of porridge mmm cosy vibes
21:00 chewing those lyrics 😍
flirtation is the biggest image of flattery
every time i’m sad i come back to this video
their gaydar went crazy on this one
hamzah and martin you can actually hide something under the pillow if you click it it folds :D
Oh my god
you guys look so golden retriever uwu in this
plsss do a part 2 continuing this its my fav
This is my favorite video of all time
Bought the hoodie! The merch intro really does work!😮
6:20 martin saying purple is a lesbian colour after hamzah literally said thats his favorite colour at the start of the video😭😭29:32
pls continue this slushies!❤ i was so comfy i slushed everywhere!!
3:40 looks like a scene off of paranormal activity
the way they’re blocking everything they’re doing in the corner is unironically pissing me off sm
sipping my tea and watching slushy noobz cozy gaming 😄 can’t get any better than this!!!!