I feel happy that everyone around the slushy noobz get quiet when they speak loudly. They care about the slushy noobers and allow us to hear Martin and hamzah better! Thank you ikea customers😊
i was working on my midterm essay, stressed as one would be. i was like little Dorothy with her red shoes wishing to go home…..except i was wishing for a slushy noobz upload and now here i am, and lets just say…..im happy as can be 😇
this video had me laughing from start to finish, also some crying, some deep philosophical concepts thought about aswell. the slushy noobz are really crossing the boundaries. thanks guys
hey hamzah remember in the minecraft video when you said to martin that ikea isn't a good place to get mattresses....? because,,wow now look who is at ikea and laying in them and relaxing and smiling hmmm.....
Thank you… These two young boys really showed me how this generation actually is… No obscene language, or acting like hooligans… Good watch, thank you boys…
Been looking forward to this since I heard about it on the podcast. The editing at 5:38 was very scary, I guess cause it’s October and Halloween is coming up. Keep up the good work boys😸👍
Sat down to have a mukbang of my own on this cold london morning, but I was dumbfounded to see the slushynoobz were kind enough to keep me company and share their ikea balls with me on such a drizzly day. 🎉I slushed! I admit!
The boys do asmr - hushy noobz😂 The boys fight - slushy feuds 😢 The boys become political commentators - slushy news 😅 The boys review toilets - flushy noobz😊 The boys make an onlyfans - sl**ty dudes 😁 haha just kidding I got more where that came from haha 😅 hugs and kisses
Wow.. the way Martin looks at Hamster at 26:49 must be what true love and friendship looks like...😍😍😅😅 if you guys ever stop being such great pals I might explode;🤯🤯😱😱😭😭Thanks for the video, it made me slush.
Hey slushers! Thanks for the flipping awesome mukbang! This video made me so hungry and i wish i could stuff my cheeks with all that yummy elderberry meatball goodness
I got lost in an IKEA once. I haven’t finished the video but I hope the slushy noobs make it out safe!!!!!! I am unfortunately still in IKEA, but it’s ok actually because I get free Swedish meatballs and elderberries! Heck yes!!!!
appearance this video: martin 8/10: new york hat very slay, budweiser pullover also hits, overall very cool hamzah 7.8/10: carti hoodie goes insane, hat very cool can’t see what it says which is why i took .2 points off. very cool slushies
this was the first slushy noobz video i saw, i remember i saw this in my recomended and i felt uncomfortable the whole video. they had like 4k views and i felt weirded out by by them, i felt like i wasn't supposed to watch this. Then i subscribed.
please do a thanksgiving video so i can make my entire family watch it during dinner! i don’t want to hear my cousins yapping about world peace or whatever
Episode 27 of the Slushy Noobz 4 days after their last upload! my rating: 9/10 Their third ever IRL video (not including any deleted ones)!! A true slusher classic
I’d like to thank Martin and Hamza for dropping another banger, but I would also like to thank all the commenters for blindly following the commands of the Generals of the Slushy Army!
I feel happy that everyone around the slushy noobz get quiet when they speak loudly. They care about the slushy noobers and allow us to hear Martin and hamzah better! Thank you ikea customers😊
I read that in martins voice😢😢
@@autt6568nah so did i😅
paid acters🙄
Nice
LOL
Notice how at 13:05 both Marvelous Martin and Handsome Hamzah take a bite in synchronization? They are intertwined
this made me giggle
W pfp
LMAOO
THE EMOJI?
their cycles are synced! ♡
martin reminds me of a petite gazelle
i get it completely ...
Yeah and also gazelle from zootopia
@@goncastaneda5628i’m gazelle welcome to zootopia
I want to hear him say this in his voice, it would be so good
SO TRUE😭😭😭😭
PERFECT video for my bedtime routine. Hope everyone had a lovely day
I had an awful day milkman but whatever it’s not like you even care.
@@dinjinsrowning7373😢I care you
Literally brushing my teeth and washing my face rn
Thats legit exactly what i was thinking ahahaha
RIIIGHTTT
this made me go to ikea. thank You slushy noobz for introducing your subscribers to small businesses ❤️
martins fit is giving princess Diana off duty.🥰
She wears jeans crewneck and A Yankees hat ?
@@courtney6682yes
The way Martin asks strangers the most random questions 😂😂
This is the most I've laughed at one of your videos 10/10
Yes they ate, literslly.
i love this duo & all but hamza having his curls peaking out of his hat making a HEART made me extra happy
I SAW THATTTT it was so perfect
wait when !!
@@ncthclysomewhere at minute 5 i think
@@ncthcly 5:34
I have been searching for some true down-to-earth UA-camrs for years and no-joke you guys are all that and a bag of chips!!😁😋🤩
i KNOW
amelia earheat coconut crabs
you should watch sinjin drowning !
You know it’s a Slushy noobs banger when they are vloging
Not the two hand grip on the ikea ordering screen
thats the evolution of an ipad kid
IM CRYINGGG
i was working on my midterm essay, stressed as one would be. i was like little Dorothy with her red shoes wishing to go home…..except i was wishing for a slushy noobz upload and now here i am, and lets just say…..im happy as can be 😇
i need a slushy noobs x sinjin drowning collab!! love you boys
Hi wallmart
sam3eee
sinjin drowning kinda falafel me thinks
Shinjin did a drowning with hamza amongus
YOOO YESSSS THAT WOULD BE THE BESTTT
7:57 Martin is cracking me up “cause we’re allowed to”
this video had me laughing from start to finish, also some crying, some deep philosophical concepts thought about aswell. the slushy noobz are really crossing the boundaries. thanks guys
hey hamzah remember in the minecraft video when you said to martin that ikea isn't a good place to get mattresses....? because,,wow now look who is at ikea and laying in them and relaxing and smiling hmmm.....
ok chill
@@SlushyNoobzlike it’s not that deep 😭😭😭
@@tuma2703they’re joking😭
@@tuma2703its a joke be fr
@@tuma2703ok and you didn't really did to need to comment ok not that deep man
i find the slushy noobz so comforting because i know that as long as you exist i have good friends somewhere in the world 🌎
literally :( :) true
sassy men are taking over
Thank you… These two young boys really showed me how this generation actually is… No obscene language, or acting like hooligans… Good watch, thank you boys…
Been looking forward to this since I heard about it on the podcast. The editing at 5:38 was very scary, I guess cause it’s October and Halloween is coming up. Keep up the good work boys😸👍
I'm sitting here fermenting, watching Slushy Noobz.
the way you two share your food is so beautiful 🙏🏼
16:31 Hamzah immediately embarrassed
the perfectly synced bite at 13:04 is so silly
i’m so glad i heard about this upload on the Out of Character podcast! i’ve been waiting for you noobs to post it 😆
omg when hamzah literally begged martyfart for food... omg tears literaly tears came down my eye.. literaly
Sat down to have a mukbang of my own on this cold london morning, but I was dumbfounded to see the slushynoobz were kind enough to keep me company and share their ikea balls with me on such a drizzly day. 🎉I slushed! I admit!
The boys do asmr - hushy noobz😂
The boys fight - slushy feuds 😢
The boys become political commentators - slushy news 😅
The boys review toilets - flushy noobz😊
The boys make an onlyfans - sl**ty dudes 😁 haha just kidding I got more where that came from haha 😅 hugs and kisses
the boys got some bosoms- busty noobz 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@pidars12 griffgirl24 happy and enjoying life and commenting more funny comments on slushynoobz videos
slushy fueds made me giggle outg loud
slushy noodz 😇😇
It's so great to see Slushy Noobz supporting small businesses in times of financial hardship! Thank you Slushy Noobz!
Wow.. the way Martin looks at Hamster at 26:49 must be what true love and friendship looks like...😍😍😅😅 if you guys ever stop being such great pals I might explode;🤯🤯😱😱😭😭Thanks for the video, it made me slush.
Hamzah looked so good doing those pull ups
Literally
martin was literally written by a woman 💓💓
a woman with brain damage❤
LMFAOOAAOO @@KOmyself
Frrr
@@KOmyselfLMFAOOO
Nah when women write men you get those episode characters
Martin talking to mandy at 5:09 is the sweetest thing ever what ?! like the 'i thought they were for the bedroom, no?' is so sweet
guilty as charged! classic hamzah loves keeping up with the ikea food trends almost as much as he loves keeping up with the kardashians! 😂
Here during the slushmas crisis anyone else ?
i started watching all their stuff again from the beginning im having withdrawals
This is the 4th time ive watched this video
at 5:39 you can really see the hard work hamzah puts into his editing
sinjin drowning if they were brothers. kalynn is hamzah and weston is martin obviously
i think they’re both weston
@@monkeyfan37 the more they evolve the more they become the same person in two bodies
if they were lovers* you mean
Makes me smile and laugh when you do reverse and replay clip edits like this! 5:34
hi hamzah hi martin im so excited to watch this while im eating so it feels like im with you guys
Time is flying by so fast I remember watching this a few months ago. This is one of the first videos ever saw of this awesome duo.
ahhh so real
i miss you
Watching this during this hard time 😞
appearance rating: 10/10 both ways. you guys are my idol!
martin talks like a zoo guide
"a lot of you guys have been noticed in the comments down below" 😡 all talk.
hush
@@SlushyNoobzhow about you finish school..
beans greens potato tomato lamb chicken grains YOU NAME IT 12:04
eating lunch while watching slushy noobs has me feeling so nourished! i might take myself to ikea !
0:29 John parallel
Bruh
SLUJSY VLOGS ARE BACK!!!! IM SLUSHING IM SLUSHING!!!!!
Hey slushers! Thanks for the flipping awesome mukbang! This video made me so hungry and i wish i could stuff my cheeks with all that yummy elderberry meatball goodness
just discovered u guys and ur already two of my fav youtubers
starting off the vid with almost ending someone is amazing
I got lost in an IKEA once. I haven’t finished the video but I hope the slushy noobs make it out safe!!!!!! I am unfortunately still in IKEA, but it’s ok actually because I get free Swedish meatballs and elderberries! Heck yes!!!!
Elden ring?
my sister got lost one time and they had to use the speaker
elderberries are so yum
Slushynoobz meat riding ikea for 28 minutes 😭
Their life is just a never ending series of 6 second Vines.
top 5 slusher for sure i especially like the part where martin says, "yooo hoo hoist the sails." 😂😂😂😂😂
Me too I agreee
appearance this video:
martin 8/10: new york hat very slay, budweiser pullover also hits, overall very cool
hamzah 7.8/10: carti hoodie goes insane, hat very cool can’t see what it says which is why i took .2 points off.
very cool slushies
ethika
8:06 "Cause we're allowed to" 😭😭😭
this was the first slushy noobz video i saw, i remember i saw this in my recomended and i felt uncomfortable the whole video. they had like 4k views and i felt weirded out by by them, i felt like i wasn't supposed to watch this. Then i subscribed.
👏🏻👏🏻
My shaylaaaa😭
I can’t get over with how pretty Hamzah looks..
please do a thanksgiving video so i can make my entire family watch it during dinner! i don’t want to hear my cousins yapping about world peace or whatever
is jaden smith your cousin
@@KOmyself😭😭😭
I have several exams tomorrow but slushy noobz is my number one priority
chop chop it’s been five days, u chose this life
i admire that you guys are not being a nuisance lol and mentioning those freako youtubers who just disrupt good working peoplleee @ 2:40
these guys are like my new drew and enya from back when they made videos fucking around at a cvs
7:56 LMFAO THEY’RE SO UNSERIOUS I LOVE IT
Bless you slushy noobs for bringing back the old UA-cam vibes 🙏🙏🙏
Episode 27 of the Slushy Noobz
4 days after their last upload!
my rating: 9/10
Their third ever IRL video (not including any deleted ones)!!
A true slusher classic
Waited a long few days to watch this after my road trip. An amazing dinner was had in front of my computer.
Just got done writing an English essay…. I can’t name a better way to shut my brain off for the night! Perfect timing y’all 😂😁
every time i turn on a slushy noobz episode i can feel my brain cells depleting and my nervous system shutting off😊❤
thank god you guys always remind me to smash the like button!
coming back to say I got a customized tapestry made of the thumbnail in honor of 99k aka 100k (and you noobs liked my comment on this video 😆)
the mics are so good
2:43 "who's twittering"
the way hamzah would drop the food when showing it to the camera 😭 happened as well in the halloween vlog
6:04 me when I tell my friend to follow me in Minecraft
Hahahahahahah the fact that the description of the art was accurate 😭😭
vid makes me feel safe going into ikea again after getting lost for 3 hours
I’d like to thank Martin and Hamza for dropping another banger, but I would also like to thank all the commenters for blindly following the commands of the Generals of the Slushy Army!
uploaded so late almost falling asleep !!!
No bed time for the slushies
@@SlushyNoobz 😼
lingonberry’s PR team working overtime after this video
hamzah is the finest man
Indeed
“We’ve been reduced to congratulating white boy em” LMFAO
HOLY CRAPOLA! u guys weren't lying when you said the slushers were gonna be spoiled 😅
we’re as spoiled as whole foods coleslaw😊
martin should’ve been a museum tour guide
9:39 THIS GETS ME EVERYTIME😭
im high as heck rn and 3:50 sent me so bad lmaoo xD also martins fit is so nicee!
Rewatching bc I miss slushy noobz
i feel like i’m sitting at a middle school lunch table
Bjork mentioned‼️‼️🚨
Hamzah is a 10 any day
Back off my man hunny ❤
Babe wake up slushy noobz ikea mukbang just dropped
Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler🥺🥺
appearance: 10/10
Just like a halting and venturesome plane ride, I end every Slushy Noobz video with a wholesome applause ! 😁
Why do they look so good in this one
evreyday evreaynight we watch slushynoobz cuz they da best
this is like the second video where they broke out into word play poetry in the middle of eating