I feel happy that everyone around the slushy noobz get quiet when they speak loudly. They care about the slushy noobers and allow us to hear Martin and hamzah better! Thank you ikea customers😊
i was working on my midterm essay, stressed as one would be. i was like little Dorothy with her red shoes wishing to go home…..except i was wishing for a slushy noobz upload and now here i am, and lets just say…..im happy as can be 😇
hey hamzah remember in the minecraft video when you said to martin that ikea isn't a good place to get mattresses....? because,,wow now look who is at ikea and laying in them and relaxing and smiling hmmm.....
this video had me laughing from start to finish, also some crying, some deep philosophical concepts thought about aswell. the slushy noobz are really crossing the boundaries. thanks guys
Been looking forward to this since I heard about it on the podcast. The editing at 5:38 was very scary, I guess cause it’s October and Halloween is coming up. Keep up the good work boys😸👍
The boys do asmr - hushy noobz😂 The boys fight - slushy feuds 😢 The boys become political commentators - slushy news 😅 The boys review toilets - flushy noobz😊 The boys make an onlyfans - sl**ty dudes 😁 haha just kidding I got more where that came from haha 😅 hugs and kisses
Thank you… These two young boys really showed me how this generation actually is… No obscene language, or acting like hooligans… Good watch, thank you boys…
Wow.. the way Martin looks at Hamster at 26:49 must be what true love and friendship looks like...😍😍😅😅 if you guys ever stop being such great pals I might explode;🤯🤯😱😱😭😭Thanks for the video, it made me slush.
Sat down to have a mukbang of my own on this cold london morning, but I was dumbfounded to see the slushynoobz were kind enough to keep me company and share their ikea balls with me on such a drizzly day. 🎉I slushed! I admit!
I got lost in an IKEA once. I haven’t finished the video but I hope the slushy noobs make it out safe!!!!!! I am unfortunately still in IKEA, but it’s ok actually because I get free Swedish meatballs and elderberries! Heck yes!!!!
Hey slushers! Thanks for the flipping awesome mukbang! This video made me so hungry and i wish i could stuff my cheeks with all that yummy elderberry meatball goodness
appearance this video: martin 8/10: new york hat very slay, budweiser pullover also hits, overall very cool hamzah 7.8/10: carti hoodie goes insane, hat very cool can’t see what it says which is why i took .2 points off. very cool slushies
please do a thanksgiving video so i can make my entire family watch it during dinner! i don’t want to hear my cousins yapping about world peace or whatever
this was the first slushy noobz video i saw, i remember i saw this in my recomended and i felt uncomfortable the whole video. they had like 4k views and i felt weirded out by by them, i felt like i wasn't supposed to watch this. Then i subscribed.
Episode 27 of the Slushy Noobz 4 days after their last upload! my rating: 9/10 Their third ever IRL video (not including any deleted ones)!! A true slusher classic
I’d like to thank Martin and Hamza for dropping another banger, but I would also like to thank all the commenters for blindly following the commands of the Generals of the Slushy Army!
I feel happy that everyone around the slushy noobz get quiet when they speak loudly. They care about the slushy noobers and allow us to hear Martin and hamzah better! Thank you ikea customers😊
I read that in martins voice😢😢
@@autt6568nah so did i😅
paid acters🙄
Nice
LOL
martin reminds me of a petite gazelle
i get it completely ...
Yeah and also gazelle from zootopia
@@goncastaneda5628i’m gazelle welcome to zootopia
I want to hear him say this in his voice, it would be so good
SO TRUE😭😭😭😭
PERFECT video for my bedtime routine. Hope everyone had a lovely day
I had an awful day milkman but whatever it’s not like you even care.
@@dinjinsrowning7373😢I care you
Literally brushing my teeth and washing my face rn
Thats legit exactly what i was thinking ahahaha
RIIIGHTTT
martins fit is giving princess Diana off duty.🥰
this made me go to ikea. thank You slushy noobz for introducing your subscribers to small businesses ❤️
This is the most I've laughed at one of your videos 10/10
Yes they ate, literslly.
The way Martin asks strangers the most random questions 😂😂
7:57 Martin is cracking me up “cause we’re allowed to”
I have been searching for some true down-to-earth UA-camrs for years and no-joke you guys are all that and a bag of chips!!😁😋🤩
i KNOW
amelia earheat coconut crabs
you should watch sinjin drowning !
Not the two hand grip on the ikea ordering screen
thats the evolution of an ipad kid
IM CRYINGGG
i was working on my midterm essay, stressed as one would be. i was like little Dorothy with her red shoes wishing to go home…..except i was wishing for a slushy noobz upload and now here i am, and lets just say…..im happy as can be 😇
i need a slushy noobs x sinjin drowning collab!! love you boys
Hi wallmart
sam3eee
sinjin drowning kinda falafel me thinks
Shinjin did a drowning with hamza amongus
YOOO YESSSS THAT WOULD BE THE BESTTT
hey hamzah remember in the minecraft video when you said to martin that ikea isn't a good place to get mattresses....? because,,wow now look who is at ikea and laying in them and relaxing and smiling hmmm.....
ok chill
@@SlushyNoobzlike it’s not that deep 😭😭😭
@@tuma2703they’re joking😭
@@tuma2703its a joke be fr
@@tuma2703ok and you didn't really did to need to comment ok not that deep man
i love this duo & all but hamza having his curls peaking out of his hat making a HEART made me extra happy
I SAW THATTTT it was so perfect
wait when !!
@@ncthclysomewhere at minute 5 i think
@@ncthcly 5:34
sassy men are taking over
this video had me laughing from start to finish, also some crying, some deep philosophical concepts thought about aswell. the slushy noobz are really crossing the boundaries. thanks guys
Been looking forward to this since I heard about it on the podcast. The editing at 5:38 was very scary, I guess cause it’s October and Halloween is coming up. Keep up the good work boys😸👍
You know it’s a Slushy noobs banger when they are vloging
martin was literally written by a woman 💓💓
a woman with brain damage❤
LMFAOOAAOO @@KOmyself
Frrr
@@KOmyselfLMFAOOO
Nah when women write men you get those episode characters
Notice how at 13:05 both Marvelous Martin and Handsome Hamzah take a bite in synchronization? They are intertwined
this made me giggle
W pfp
LMAOO
THE EMOJI?
their cycles are synced! ♡
16:31 Hamzah immediately embarrassed
The boys do asmr - hushy noobz😂
The boys fight - slushy feuds 😢
The boys become political commentators - slushy news 😅
The boys review toilets - flushy noobz😊
The boys make an onlyfans - sl**ty dudes 😁 haha just kidding I got more where that came from haha 😅 hugs and kisses
the boys got some bosoms- busty noobz 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@pidars12 griffgirl24 happy and enjoying life and commenting more funny comments on slushynoobz videos
slushy fueds made me giggle outg loud
i find the slushy noobz so comforting because i know that as long as you exist i have good friends somewhere in the world 🌎
literally :( :) true
the way you two share your food is so beautiful 🙏🏼
i’m so glad i heard about this upload on the Out of Character podcast! i’ve been waiting for you noobs to post it 😆
Thank you… These two young boys really showed me how this generation actually is… No obscene language, or acting like hooligans… Good watch, thank you boys…
I'm sitting here fermenting, watching Slushy Noobz.
the perfectly synced bite at 13:04 is so silly
Hamzah looked so good doing those pull ups
omg when hamzah literally begged martyfart for food... omg tears literaly tears came down my eye.. literaly
martin talks like a zoo guide
It's so great to see Slushy Noobz supporting small businesses in times of financial hardship! Thank you Slushy Noobz!
at 5:39 you can really see the hard work hamzah puts into his editing
Wow.. the way Martin looks at Hamster at 26:49 must be what true love and friendship looks like...😍😍😅😅 if you guys ever stop being such great pals I might explode;🤯🤯😱😱😭😭Thanks for the video, it made me slush.
sinjin drowning if they were brothers. kalynn is hamzah and weston is martin obviously
i think they’re both weston
@@monkeyfan37 the more they evolve the more they become the same person in two bodies
if they were lovers* you mean
hi hamzah hi martin im so excited to watch this while im eating so it feels like im with you guys
Martin talking to mandy at 5:09 is the sweetest thing ever what ?! like the 'i thought they were for the bedroom, no?' is so sweet
beans greens potato tomato lamb chicken grains YOU NAME IT 12:04
Sat down to have a mukbang of my own on this cold london morning, but I was dumbfounded to see the slushynoobz were kind enough to keep me company and share their ikea balls with me on such a drizzly day. 🎉I slushed! I admit!
Time is flying by so fast I remember watching this a few months ago. This is one of the first videos ever saw of this awesome duo.
ahhh so real
Makes me smile and laugh when you do reverse and replay clip edits like this! 5:34
"a lot of you guys have been noticed in the comments down below" 😡 all talk.
hush
@@SlushyNoobzhow about you finish school..
guilty as charged! classic hamzah loves keeping up with the ikea food trends almost as much as he loves keeping up with the kardashians! 😂
just discovered u guys and ur already two of my fav youtubers
eating lunch while watching slushy noobs has me feeling so nourished! i might take myself to ikea !
starting off the vid with almost ending someone is amazing
appearance rating: 10/10 both ways. you guys are my idol!
SLUJSY VLOGS ARE BACK!!!! IM SLUSHING IM SLUSHING!!!!!
tell me why at 19:23 martin done the help hand signal thing - hamzah what are you doing to this poor guy😡😢
Slushynoobz meat riding ikea for 28 minutes 😭
I got lost in an IKEA once. I haven’t finished the video but I hope the slushy noobs make it out safe!!!!!! I am unfortunately still in IKEA, but it’s ok actually because I get free Swedish meatballs and elderberries! Heck yes!!!!
Elden ring?
my sister got lost one time and they had to use the speaker
elderberries are so yum
8:06 "Cause we're allowed to" 😭😭😭
I can’t get over with how pretty Hamzah looks..
2:43 "who's twittering"
i admire that you guys are not being a nuisance lol and mentioning those freako youtubers who just disrupt good working peoplleee @ 2:40
Hey slushers! Thanks for the flipping awesome mukbang! This video made me so hungry and i wish i could stuff my cheeks with all that yummy elderberry meatball goodness
appearance this video:
martin 8/10: new york hat very slay, budweiser pullover also hits, overall very cool
hamzah 7.8/10: carti hoodie goes insane, hat very cool can’t see what it says which is why i took .2 points off.
very cool slushies
ethika
chop chop it’s been five days, u chose this life
6:04 me when I tell my friend to follow me in Minecraft
please do a thanksgiving video so i can make my entire family watch it during dinner! i don’t want to hear my cousins yapping about world peace or whatever
is jaden smith your cousin
@@KOmyself😭😭😭
I have several exams tomorrow but slushy noobz is my number one priority
top 5 slusher for sure i especially like the part where martin says, "yooo hoo hoist the sails." 😂😂😂😂😂
Me too I agreee
this was the first slushy noobz video i saw, i remember i saw this in my recomended and i felt uncomfortable the whole video. they had like 4k views and i felt weirded out by by them, i felt like i wasn't supposed to watch this. Then i subscribed.
👏🏻👏🏻
thank god you guys always remind me to smash the like button!
8:31 thanks for clarifying 🙏🏻☺️
Waited a long few days to watch this after my road trip. An amazing dinner was had in front of my computer.
4:27 what is wrong with you guys😭😭😭😭😭😭
what did the random dude say ??
Need an answer fr
PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW LOL
the mics are so good
Why do they look so good in this one
Bless you slushy noobs for bringing back the old UA-cam vibes 🙏🙏🙏
Episode 27 of the Slushy Noobz
4 days after their last upload!
my rating: 9/10
Their third ever IRL video (not including any deleted ones)!!
A true slusher classic
these guys are like my new drew and enya from back when they made videos fucking around at a cvs
plz tell me what that man said at 4:27 plz i really need to know slushy noobers
It definitely was not English! Gave me the heebies…
coming back to say I got a customized tapestry made of the thumbnail in honor of 99k aka 100k (and you noobs liked my comment on this video 😆)
I would literally watch you guys no matter what content you produced you're just amazing 🫶
hamzah is the finest man
7:56 LMFAO THEY’RE SO UNSERIOUS I LOVE IT
Just got done writing an English essay…. I can’t name a better way to shut my brain off for the night! Perfect timing y’all 😂😁
every time i turn on a slushy noobz episode i can feel my brain cells depleting and my nervous system shutting off😊❤
Bjork mentioned‼️‼️🚨
martin should’ve been a museum tour guide
12:59 wow i feel so kind (i bought a bed frame 4 years ago)
Hahahahahahah the fact that the description of the art was accurate 😭😭
vid makes me feel safe going into ikea again after getting lost for 3 hours
i don’t know why but martin reminds me of jerma a little bit
20:47 IM CRYINGGG
0:30 this has to happen to only like main characters on earth 🤔
i feel like i’m sitting at a middle school lunch table
I’d like to thank Martin and Hamza for dropping another banger, but I would also like to thank all the commenters for blindly following the commands of the Generals of the Slushy Army!
Didnt know these two had a channel together lol subbed!
the way hamzah would drop the food when showing it to the camera 😭 happened as well in the halloween vlog
im high as heck rn and 3:50 sent me so bad lmaoo xD also martins fit is so nicee!
this is perfect for christmas
I have been watching slushy noobz all day
Why is the curly haired one always moaning?
“We’ve been reduced to congratulating white boy em” LMFAO
3:19 were looking at YOU hamzah
uploaded so late almost falling asleep !!!
No bed time for the slushies
@@SlushyNoobz 😼
pls can u guys do a all nighter sleepover (mukbang)
they did one but i don’t think it was an all nighter
HOLY CRAPOLA! u guys weren't lying when you said the slushers were gonna be spoiled 😅
we’re as spoiled as whole foods coleslaw😊
YES! FALL IS HERE! Wishing all my UA-cam Friends A Happy And Blessed Autumn.. 😘