Guys, I am so sorry that Hamzah wasn’t able to be on the podcast today. He’s all I asked for for Christmas so he’s actually wrapped in a little box waiting to be delivered to my house tonight ❤ I’ll let him out after new years tho so dw slushies
@@seamsungg The little Christmas box was forged from literal diamond and magic... That must be the hat man with you because no man can escape Santa's grasp
@@zie8238 If you really loved Hamzah like I do then you wouldn't trap him inside indestructable power..we are supposed to cherish our men who slave away at work while we stay at home, i bet you wouldn't even make Hamzah a sandwich after a long day of work
i play ooc in the background when i’m doing work and so i kept zoning out and forgetting that they’re role playing as santa and an elf so i kept being like wtf are they talking about 😭
Im not sure if you will see this but I am sick right now and also have been feeling depressed but your videos have brought me so much laughter and joy ❤️ thank you 🥰
glad to know my rose toy was tested with love🥰
BAHAHAH
Guys, I am so sorry that Hamzah wasn’t able to be on the podcast today. He’s all I asked for for Christmas so he’s actually wrapped in a little box waiting to be delivered to my house tonight ❤ I’ll let him out after new years tho so dw slushies
why are you lying? lol hamzah is sitting right beside me... Free from the shackles of a little christmas box because he's an independant woman
@@seamsungg The little Christmas box was forged from literal diamond and magic... That must be the hat man with you because no man can escape Santa's grasp
@@zie8238 If you really loved Hamzah like I do then you wouldn't trap him inside indestructable power..we are supposed to cherish our men who slave away at work while we stay at home, i bet you wouldn't even make Hamzah a sandwich after a long day of work
@@seamsungg I said Santa did it, not me. Hamzah would be my stay at home husband anyway, so I wouldn’t be the one cooking duh 🙄 But it’s not serious
@@zie8238 girl we all joking
Those ears look so normal on Martin
it's so incredible how they're able to engage me in complete deception for 1 hour
santa is not beating the sweatshop allegations 😭…
the art teacher thong was so real. when i was 6 i pretended i saw a headlice come out of my hair so my teacher would touch my head
omg this is so funny i cant 😭
martin is so elf coded
jokes aside i admire how hamzah is raising awareness on what’s going in the world
fr hes at least educated on whats happening with the world
the black screen clips…i know what u r hitting that freaking elf bar!!!
love the costumes!!! id eat your guys' cookies no question 😃
AYOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂
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Holy Crap! i just realized it was Hamzah i really thought it was Santa, Goodness Gracious 🤦♂️😢😂
it’s both, hamzah’s alter is santa claus and he only comes out in december
eric the elf is absolutely elfing. hair is perfect and then there’s santa
On a flight to Jamaica and I’m happy I can listen to two bomboclat bombastic gyat podcasters :) Merry Christmas 🎁🎄
Two bombaclat batimen. More like.
Wow! Send a postcard from Jamaica
this intro music literally makes me ascend to heaven
samee
My two favorite twinks!
PLEASE 8:20 IM CRYIN
The rose toy comment from Eric joymaxxed out Santa. Now that’s how you get on your boss’ good side
Martin actually looks so cute with those elf ears
I rlly just watched a hour long episode of two mfs role playing
no ong they were just role playing the whole time i thought it was gonna end LMAOOO
Martin is Elfing Out!!!! ❤
i play ooc in the background when i’m doing work and so i kept zoning out and forgetting that they’re role playing as santa and an elf so i kept being like wtf are they talking about 😭
can’t wait for Santa to come down my chimney 😆🎅🤘
you mean slush down your chimney 😊😊
15:30 wow … I didn’t expect such an intellectual and metaphorical depiction of the illusion of meritocracy in our capitalist society of today ..❤️ wow
i slushing love the outfits! really feeling the holiday joy this season. A big fat slimey slushy thank you to erica and saint nick!
Your silence speaks volume
martin the elf looks like a neglected pou whenever santa is talking about his yacht
Smash!…next question
no one makes me laugh like you guys
have yourselves a merry little slushmas!
20:44 HAMZAH TALKING ABOUT LARRY😭😭😭😭😭
got my rose toy for christmas, thank you santy claus!!!!!
this was a really good meta-critical comedy piece on society!
i’m glad you came out as elf. happy for you!
told my family hold the christmas morning for 59 minutes ooc uploaded a pod
merry twinkmas martini!!
hamzah taking the beard and wig off before it even hits 5 minutes 😭
this came at the perfect time, merry christmas martin and hamzah 🎄
merry christmas hamzah and martin and mandy i cant wait to support next year, this year was da best❤❤❤❤❤
Im not sure if you will see this but I am sick right now and also have been feeling depressed but your videos have brought me so much laughter and joy ❤️ thank you 🥰
Hope you get better soon :) and hope you feel better mentally
hoping u feel better soon
@@Official_ICE_22 im doing much better now thank you 🩷
so excited because i got SLUSHY NOOBZ MERCH for christmas this year! a VERY slushy christmas! 😋🎄
Omg me too!! Im so slushy for us!😩
Why does Martin look n sound so faded w those fkn vipers 😭
i’m so sad santa and the elf have to go back to the north pole soon.
8:34 a true out of character out of character moment ❤ (yalll know what i mean)
the santa outfit is bringing back memories of 4freakshow 💔💔
I love your guys Christmas role play 🥰🎄
bruh hamzah and that damn rose toy
Video on christmas eve? Now this, is awesome. 😂
“How much I get paid is not important what’s important is…the happiness from the children around the world” 😂😂😂
aw i wanted hamzah to talk more about his mommy issues
merry christmas martin and hamzah. i watched every ad all the way through
6:04 LMAOO " a little bit of black as well" 😂
fish sleeping the whole podcast is so cute
what a pleasant episode this slushmas eve!!
Immediately heard the Invisalign after you said “first serious relationships” 44:07
I’m so excited for you guys opening presents!!!!! I sent a package 😌
The slushy merch was my early christmas gift
Martin looks like Zoey Deschanel in elf
Santa thank you for talking about Larry!
Thanks for returning my porch!!!
You guys always know how to fill me up with your content ❤
Me watching this like wow my 2 best friends just posted
tw: pilgrim harry mentioned
Why is Larry stylinsom being brought up by hamzah
Hamzah Clause 😍😌 ONLY IN DETROIT.
he said it made him fertile 😐❓✋🦻
Martin's costume is so good
30:50 Mrs. Clause is a “cool wife”
i thought this was a live video because of what you guys put in your story. i miss the dancing babies in the intro. Hi Eric the elf and Hamzah
MERRY SLUSHMAS!!
Merry Slushmas love u guys ❤
Please, let me be Mrs. Claus!!
I love Christmas themed podcast episodes sm, you guys have to do a new year one too!!!
Such a tall elf
an anomaly, if you will!
Their intro is so fucking goooooood
Santa I can give you an heir to your throne
merry christmas 🙏‼️‼️‼️‼️
Not sure if it’s just me , woke up in the middle of the night and saw a little twink elf in my kitchen? Lmk if anyone else had a similar experience
legend has it that if u guys dont hit that like button, coal for xmas tomorrow……
the comment section of the podacst and slushynoobs fill me with joy and laughter that's what I'm grateful for this year !
Does Santa prefer sativa or indica infused cookies?
she slushin on my wushy n it feels noobtastic !
CARL ‼️
I’m ngl listening to y’all when I’m drunk is weird asf
Listening to this in my parked car on like full blast and a white woman walked by and gave me the most concerning look😭
Merry Christmas Hamzah and Martin! 🥳❤️
martin looks like a little emo elf ❤❤
them talking about larry 😭
Detroit shoutout😵
W intro
I cannot believe y’all are talking about Larry stylinson in 2023
Final college boss=breeding kink love bomber
watching this and my tummy hurts
Santa Claus how did you post this while going around the world😊
Merry Christmas Slushies😛
Double stuffed slushie and out of character! Merry Christmas to me!
when will the hat man be joining the podcast?
I would be able to fix martins sickness and thats my delusional thought
55:00 killed me
The porch reference 😭
when hamzah brought up the teacher story w i feel bad.....