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The Voice Assistant Battle! (2017)
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- Опубліковано 3 сер 2017
- Siri vs Google Assistant vs Bixby Voice vs Amazon Alexa.
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I asked Cortana to rap for me, she replied with _"I think we both know that would be painful."_
she ain't having any of that shit XD
Ashchu117 Lol 😂😂😂😂
Ashchu117 I asked her too and she said *The thing go skrrrra pa pa pa ka ka skidipi pa pa and a pu pu prrrrrrr dun skiya pu pu tun tun dun dun pun pun*
Ashchu117 lol
comment of the year! xDD
I just tried all of these with Cortana and she got them all right
Google Assistant - An A+ student who is always on time but also has no sense of humor
Alexa - That kid in school who always fell asleep on the desk but teachers never did anything about it because they knew she'd fight them
Siri - Pampered rich kid who dresses well but is also completely oblivious on how the outside world works
Bixby - The class clown who is really trying her best, but is still a lovable clutz
😄😄😄😆😅😅
True.
Ask google assistant to tell you a jokr
Google assistant is quite sharper and homourous than Siri, Alexa or Bixby....but you just had to write something for comparision. I get it.
AHAHHA true so so true
"What is the population there?"
"Its human population" 💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kinda right.. 😆😆😆
😂😂
😂🔥
Hey X Æ A-12
I’m most impressed about Bixby’s in phone capabilities, I was shocked it actually installed Uber
Having Bixby and Google Assistant both honestly is great once you know which to summon for different tasks. Now, if only they could just help eachother as one...
Dillon M next thing you know they merge into one and set out to defeat their masters
@@mrzoozilla971 which master?
@@dillonm913 really
Bixby is actually the worst
Bixby needs to drop and album 16:29
el pato agreed
Agreed!
I need that as a ringtone
Yup!
Alexa: im the baddest ai in the cloud today
Bixby: hold my phone
Google is for everyday life
Bixby is for internal phone functionality
Siri is for business and work
Alexa is mostly for fun
Probably never owned an echo device
SingSong siri useless
Sychrari i have she can’t even go into settings i’ve asked and she says i can’t do that is line broken or what
Bubble Dumb I can’t understand you either with that grammar. No wonder Siri can’t understand you
@@boomslang4706 Siri cant Understand 99% of the ppl fact.
Question: How far is it to the moon.
BIXBY: Whatever the price I'm sure it's out of my budget.
Moon is outta his budget
Poor guys broke
You: Hey Google, tell me a joke
Google assistant: Bixby.
🤣🤣
Barack Obama = Golden State Warrior's point guard confirmed
limen 😂😂😂
Lol
Amen
obamium powered slam dunk
😂😂😂😂
we want the 2019 edition !!
We also
Yeah where the Toronto Raptors won.
Please yes
That would be interesting in fall, when the next generation Google Assistant will be launching on the Pixel 4 :)
YES PLEASE
Marques: Open Play Store and download Uber
Google: No camera app installed
I'm laughing so hard.
But how come when I asked google to do it she did it????
Even when I asked for the selfie she did it lol
This is rigged
@@elda1337 it's 2 years old lol
Cortana: "Am I a joke to you?"
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Its dead
😂😂😂😂😂
That's what I thought! Lol
Yes it's a joke
Alexa in round 3 is about as helpful as I am on a Monday morning 😂
*E*
Hiko Plouyr E
Ok Garfield
Monday Monday so good to me
Who's been messing with everything ?
At 9:20 Siri couldn’t answer it, then you asked her the question directly which ruined the whole point of it.
Same with alexa
yeah. what is this guy doing?
I guess the difference was that Siri asked who you were talking about instead of just spitting out a wrong result?
No joke, like ask the same question again
He's got a little extra love for Siri. Pretty obvious. Shouldn't have cheated to help her.
Bixby: uh, 5ft 4" tall. Uh, 5ft 11" tall. Uh 6ft 1"
HAHAHAHA😂
lmao 🤣🤣🤣
When!?
Samama vi Britannia 8:33
@@emanuelmolliner5258 ai thx man
That's me in class when teacher asks a question 🙂
Q: What's the population?
A: It's human population.
I mean... it's not wrong :D
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Good one 😂
Lol😂😂😂 you sound like me in real life😰
Mr. Memeist it’s in Nepal 🤷.. there’s a lot of Sherpas..
9:30 You asked Siri specifically, " How tall is Barrack Obama ?", while you asked the other voice assistants, " How tall is he ? "
he's a apple fan
That's what I was gonna say, but at least it worked the second time
Siri asked it
@@antoninoguess5389 siri asked what
@Copyrighted Tree Yes yeah but that's because she had no clue what he's talking about, for example google assistant replied without a problem
Damn Alexa is terrible. Also, google absolutely destroyed the others
siri was a decent competitor i guess
Of course it did. Google have all the data they collect every time someone search for something on Google. From the question itself to the page they click as the correct result.
thanks ;( jk
Google obviously won, but I was actually surprised by bixby doing the "open the play store and find this app for me" thing
At the time this video was made, Bixby was pretty new. Bixby can control every setting on the phone, open apps and do functions in them, search for apps and install them. You cant expect the world out of a new concept. Only thing i dont like about bixby is the bixby button.
Bixby nailed it with the raps, and beats too🙄😂
listen to the beatboxing
Bixby also nails randomly activating and saying hello fo you want to listen to your pirate shantys
These assistants might be cool but nothing scares me more than Duolingo does.
Dude exactly
Ok
Hi Reversal! I didn’t expect you here!
LOL!
I watched someone talk to a phone for 20 min.
Yup didn't even realize it's that long until I read your comment.
No It's 18.04 minutes
18:07.
Excuse me its 4 phones
13:45 when you wanna wake at 7:30 am but Bixby understands you more than yourself and decides to wake you at 7:30 pm instead
🤔🤔😂😂😂😂
Hahaha,damn true 😂😂😂
Well, he didn't specify AM, sooooo.
Well he didn't told whether it's a am or pm. And his phone might be in 12 hour format..
@@nahlaaly8466 but it still shouldve known cuz he said "wake me up" and usually that happens in the AM
Me: Hey, Bixby what's the weather like today?
Bixby: Hold on (20min later)
Me: Erm... Bixby wh...
Bixby: I said *HOLD THE F*CK ON*
Actually siri takes longer
Balrajda savage no bixby is so stupid
@@reynardrouser7863 siri is fuck as hell
@@aunkn0wndude i'm a samsung user and i have to say that bixby is a piece of garbage tbh.
Why r u Reading dis she’s half decent most of the time
13:40
Marquez: wake me up tomorrow at 7:30
Bixby: I've set the alarm for *7:30 PM* 🤣🤣
lmao
I don’t get it😞
waffle the waffle ... you don’t get up at 7:30 pm, that’s at night
@@robertetzenhouser but marqees said 7:30 pm
Ananthi Spurgeon he just said 7:30 😂
Imagine Jarvis saying "no camera app installed" when tony asks for IronMan suite
Bixby nailed the rap than others 😂
Anurag Shobhan agreed
Anurag Shobhan i
Anurag Shobhan Yeah she's dropping something beats bro
Anurag Shobhan night nu I6i7lk
This is just mess up!!
on google assistant, simply saying "take a selfie" or 'install Uber" works, when you oversimplify the sentence, it starts searching for keywords like "camera app" as a name of an app and fails, the simpler the command, the better the result
kanishkvarma I agree
Yes but it should be penalized for not being able to understand what you're saying in a variety of phrasings. Voice assistants are supposed to make using your phone more convenient, so if you have to watch your phrasing carefully in order for it to understand you, that defeats the point a little bit. The ideal voice assistant can understand what you mean no matter how you choose to phrase it, like an actual person.
yes, but not in that particular test, since the purpose of that test was how easily can the AI understand a simple command in the context of previous commands, so that it's more human and less like having to speak like a robot, but the commands didn't do justice to the purpose of that specific test because saying it the way he did is more robotic than saying "take a selfie". also, for siri he said " open the camera and take a selfie" whereas for google he said " open the camera app and take a selfie" while it might not seem like a big difference, it is.
the purpose wasn't to see if they're perfect or not. it was to see which one is better at a certain task, but at least in my opinion, the phrasing used to test that task was just less than ideal
No one is going to say "ok google, open the camera and take a selfie" in practical use. You'll most like say "ok google, take selfie". So no. You can't penalise it. It's a machine, not human. You can't just spurt a random phrase and expect it to understand. Do you know how many ways you can ask your assistant to take a selfie for you? It would be impractical to get all that kind of training data for the machine. I think it should get a point there, because it's doing like it advertised; which is being able to understand your normal speech and react to it. So no one is going to "normally" say, "open the camera and take a selfie". It's longer to say that than to just do it manually. You'll likely get, "take a selfie".
The next day at 7.30:
Google assistant : ring ring!!
Alexa: ring ring!!
Bixby: ring ring!!
Siri:ring ring!!
Ehem, Bixby wont ring, its dumbass set the alarm to 7 PM, LOL.
13:46
@@dophire I mean... She's not wrong... That's definitely better time to wake up than 7:am😂😅
You Are
bad!😡
What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said: "No Camera App Installed."
Sooooo....
God = Google Assistant 😂
Luckysquirrel1256 best comment
lol
At 13:53 Bixby set the alarm for 7:30 PM. If you had to wake up early the next day, you'd be screwed.
Or you can tell her either am or pm
@@user-xn6hq6qh3s He did mention tomorrow though but bixby just set a alarm for today not tomorrow
Alarms never EVER woke me up even once so it wouldn't matter anyway. I always tend to wake myself up at the right time.
That’s some textbook Malicious Compliance right there
Bixby doesn't judge your slacker lifestyle.
Bixby - the rap god
Peashooter!! Nice to see you enjoying some youtube vids. Hope the zombies werent too hard on you
Nabin Kalauni Thanks :D I'm still alive :D
Bizby-Autotune king!!
Peashooter CZ The notorious BIX.
Peashooter CZ that’s why Bixby doesn’t work well they put everything into making it a rap god
We need a 2019 version
*2020 version
Tedidod 2020 April version
2021 version
2021
2021
Tony: Connect to the cisco, have it reconfigure the shell metals, use gold titanium alloy from the seraphim tactical satellite, that should ensure fuselage integrity while maintaining power to weigh ratio. Got it?
Jarvis: hold on... Uh.. Im not sure what u mean
Tony: u what?
Jarvis: sorry sir, just trying to act like the ordinary digital assistants, i just watch it from youtube.
😅😂lol
To my man are GENIUS
You cheated you asked siri "how tall is Obama " so i dont see the fair part of the vid... ps bixby at the time was beta
Mikayel Jamalyan finally someone noticed !
Charbel Daher I'm surprised more people haven't noticed
Because Siri asked that. If its wrong answer or no answer its no point, if she asked then he replied. It was the "conversation" with assistand as this task was about
pansowa75 the test was about conversation and siri broke the conversation and he gave it the keyword Obama instead of seeing weather it can figure out what the conversation is and continue it. That's and incorrect test on that question .
Charbel Daher Sorry, when I am watching it again it seems that You are right
Say what you want, Bixby straight fire at the end 🔥
gg ez it don't even lag
Antonio Mendez *doesn't. And of course it lags, its an android
lol enjoy doing nothing on your iphone? but you know if the leaks are true apple are going the s8 way so you'll have one close enough :)
TheFriendlyArab30 Chill, women. Both assistants are good. Bixby is amazing in controlling every aspect of your phone. (Recommended for people with disabilities). While Siri is really fast and is good at answering random questions while having a great personality.
gg ez is just sad cause Apple just copies or is far behind android. Especially after you see what they did today. Watch - samsung copy. Apple TV - Chromecast Ultra. iPhone X - Essential phone.
Me: siri whats the squareroot of 49?
Siri: Yes
8:36
me in maths : uh its.. uh.. uh..
IMO, Siri should have gotten a half mark on the Barack Obama question since it required a clarifying question
Marko Buha agreed
I know what you mean but then he asked how tall is HE and he answered right
Yea
MrLovaLova no he first said how tall is he and after he said how tall is barack obama
he said "barack obama", not "he"
Luckily you don't have to choose between Google and Bixby, they live happily together on the same device... Google for everything cloud and Bixby for controlling your actual device
Robin Jacobs yep
Ma boi rules
I wish I could like your comment times😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Robin Jacobs I was thinking the same thing. Problem with Bixby is, it is not as good with the accents as Google assistant is. Still though , it is hard to outgoogle Google, right !?
Luckily Google Pixel 2 is coming soon and you won't have to use Bixby at all!
you know I'd love to see a 2021 version of this
What is there population ? « It’s human population » Siri’s got me dead 🤣🤣🤣
Bixby is drunk af
EliteGamerShow lol at least it could rap
Gaurav Kumar I think Bixby is a woman
and also the best even though it's beta
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You know... that explains why it's the only app able to open and download uber and actually take the selfie.
iOS?Siri
Amazon?Alexa
Rap?Bixby
Google?Assistant
Hotel?Trivago
Samsung made bixby
@@williamsmith6921 woooosh
@@williamsmith6921 r/Whooooooosh
william smith lool
Bendy?and the ink machine
saying "how tall is barak obama" isnt the same as "how tall is he" 9:30
It asked him to clarify so he did
Bixby:"it's human population"
Aliens at area 51:"am I a joke?"
Saoban Reza It was Siri
I was like no way Bixby is that good at rapping and on my s9 I said rap for me and it started dissing APPLE AND BLACKBERRY lol and it had fire music lol
That's impressive...
Siri can't even beatbox!
If only bixby was as good as google assistant
Samec
Balrajda savage dude are you F**cking serious?
Same my dude
Me: whats 20x15-8?
Bixby: (opens calculator)...
Bixby: The answer is 292
Bixby is disqualified for cheating, this was a non-calculator test.
@@maxkho00 😂, Good one 👌!
great!
If you had a doubt with the answer you will going to open the calculator too at the end. So bixby was just presenting her proof
he's a cheater
10:19
Its *human* population 😂 best way to answer the question 😂
Lol
😂🤣
9:24: How tall is he? Siri: What would you like me to find, Marques?Marques: How tallis barrack Obama. What! That's cheating
Regarding the "take a selfie" test, I noticed that Google Assistant will fail if you add "open the camera app and...". Simply saying "take a selfie" worked. Probably Google trying to be too smart here...
Me: Hey Siri, I want to see a joke.
Siri: Go to your privacy controls and give access to your front camera
Its funny cause thats what the avg consumer of apple products is
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
VicToMKriM ... 😝
LOL!
Detroit: Become Human
100%, need to redo this battle in 2019 with Pixel 4(check that sweet sweet build-in), iPhone 11, Galaxy 10 etc!
Instead of asking " Rap for me ", you can ask " Can you rap " to google assistant and it raps very well
When I asked Google Assistant "What is your name?" She said...
The name's Assistant, Google Assistant 😎
dude u need to have the latest version of it preinstalled like those of Pixel XL & Oneplus
@@yaseensiddiquee7502 He said a joke and your reply is random af. LMAO gtfo
To me she said "My name's Google assistant, and I think it's quite fitting"
Badsha.... Maanik.. baadshah😎
Siri got to cheat the Obama question!
OttersGonnaOtt yeah :/
Thank you for paying attention.
And on the home Depot one
Truth
He must tell him which Home Depot he wants.
Marques: Set a timer for 2 minutes...
Alexa:
No can dosville babydoll.
Marques be waking up at 7:30 PM 13:47
That rap in bixby was better than many😂😂
What time??
Marques savage didn't even let them finish speaking
Imma like this to get it started
One day, they will have their revenge by skipping Marques video.
I laughed every time he did that. Man was like nope bitch shut up
Especially on Bixby's bit
AfroSamuraiT lol
Marques: wake me up at 7 30 tomorrow
Alexa: TIMERS AND ALARMS ARE NOT SUPPORTED ON THIS DEVICE
can't wait to see this battle again in 2020!
Okay time for second battle 2k18
7mil18
@Crusader of Useless Exposition 2k19 ?
year two thousand eighteen
portal has joined
Yes
Is it just me or is Alexa's voice just super unpleasant?
Owen Thomas better then apple
Owen Thomas Ye, same with Bixby
hitman74 android fanboys 😂? Apples sounds the best especially in iOS 11
Uhm Siri has the most human voice (I'm an Android user, not iPhone btw)
Alexa is way better on the Echo
6:16 you told Nepal and that's a great moment for us. thanks Marques
11:40
If you say "Let's take a selfie"
It will do so for you
You may try "Its selfie time"
Google assistant is the best but where is cortana and why did you give a chance for Siri when it didn't understand '"how tall is he? '" and you gave it a second chance!!!!
Bixby will out beat samsung
No
Siri listened and even Bixby listened but Siri was given a chance
Please try to see the video properly
Because siri asked for it and other assistance didn't
16:26 *I didn't know Bixby could rap so well*
Well shes gooooooooooooooooooooooood
Same
She can also beatbox and tell jokes
wasn't expecting bixby to be so prepared for the rap battle.
We need the 2020 version
I feel like siri cheated at 9:25...
Siri is giving specific information maybe. Cause im google lolz.
it kinda did tbh xd
It failed.
Yess it failed already
Yeah! Siri got away there. But overall it doesn't help much. It still lost. RIP
What is the population? “It’s the human population” lol
Michael Liu Lol!
I guess the lizard people haven't infiltrated yet
When you're called on in class and awaken from your slumber
What's the population?
Siri : it's human population LMAO
What if he forgot to turn off the alarms, and at 7:30 tomorrow, all hell breaks loose
I was shook when Bixby searched "Uber"..
Muphyh y
Me too bro
Muphyh you were shook
Now your back to muphyh
Bixby: Actually, looks like I couldn’t find the file
**Gets XP**
Simularhero 99 13:30 ☝️😂😂
Failure is the greatest teacher right lmao
Awen Khari Agreed lol
Okay at this point of my life, youtube will recommend me anything and i will watch it
I got this recommend exactly after I saw mrwhosetheboss aka Arun's video.
ooooo Bixby can spit some bars!🔥🔥🔥
Plexversal Correction: She can spit copyrighted bars*
bixby with google. The Context understanding of Google is stunning.
Bixby is fucking garbage. Google is easly best and Siri is second, she is very fast and can do more things than Bixb or Alexa.
bixby is trash compared to Siri but Google Assistant wrecks them both imo (Siri is really fast though)
Bixby is about 3-4 months old. And it can compete with the big ones. It can even do some things that Siri and Google Assistant can't. I think this is pretty impressive. Wait 1-2 years and make a test again. I'm sure the results will change.
Black Ursus József probably not
It already changed a lot since it's release date. I say this as an S8 owner who keeps revisiting Bixby weekly. It's constantly improving.
Glad to hear our country name in your video.Thanks for remembering us NEPAL❤
You should also try cortana
At least I learned that Kathmandu is the capital city of Nepal.
Greetings from Kathmandu!
Youssef Benabou lol😂😂😂😂😂
Youssef Benabou 👍👍 you r very good learner .keep it up .
bachan rai Thank you all guys for the likes
If I learnt anything from this phone is that Katmandu is the capital of Nepal
***Kathmandu
Thanks tho XD
Cheers from Nepal.
Bro I'm starting to get hooked on your videos. Loving the in-depth reviews and conversations
You cheated and asked siri how tall is Barak Obama and counted it
Siri didn’t know what he was talking about
Ayeeee bixbys rap was lowkey lit
Enasio Alston jr The only thing good in Bixby.
Nikko M Bixby can also beatbox.
Absolutely not. When it comes to controlling things that are built into the phone, Bixby is the king.
Richard Hufferson thats what they were going for yhings that bixby cant do google assistant makes up for anc vice versa together they are king, and considering bixby just launched a month ago its pretty dam impressive and if you want to navagate apps none can beat her, or iif you trying to rap or beatbox then none even come close to bixby
Bixby is shit, maybe it'll get better in the future
You cant ask Siri "How tall is Barack Obama?" as a followup question... The whole point of the test was to be conversational, aka transitioning to new questions without having to repeat your original one...
Alec Swierk - Marcus is an apple Fanboy so he gave it a chance and cheated.
Alec Swierk yeah that's a little unfair
Alec Swierk yeah he may not have realized or did it on purpose
He isn't a fanboy
I was gonna say the same thing, but the following string of questions proved that it's not very conversational anyways.
Bixby: looks like there was an error
Also bixby: *10 XP*
Broo he got so many alarms to turn off tomorrow
ask bixby to open google assistant
Anthony Kaufmann hahaha savage
Anthony Kaufmann sbe opened in
I test with my note 8 :D
Me too I tested it
J0hnbeeman
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"It's human population"
Really? :))
Alex STLS well it still in beta even ios 10 siri didn't do that when i tried it
the funniest reply
Siri: Save me from Clippy
Me: 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤪
Anybody else get that reference?
I'm glad that this video comparison has been made
Cortana: hello I'm here too, man * _slaps leg_ * no one notices me :(
nu
LOL
No one notices u as no one notices Windows phone
Cortana has good voice recognition though.
Cortana is too good to be compared to these four.
bixpy won the rap battle
The bixby rap was FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
How far is it to the Moon
Bixby:Whatever its price Im sure its out of my budget.
Mkbhd: ....
😂
Bix just killed in the rap.
X2
Google assistant and Siri is best
Had music and everything
I tried it on my phone its lit
Billie Joe Armstrong
Bixby, struggling the whole time: D:???
Bixby, as soon as it was time to take a selfie or download an app: wait! I got this! :D
me: :'0 you're doing amazing, sweetie...
It's because Bixby uses offline voice recognition, rather than uploading your voice online to help make it more accurate.
@John Grist Bixby and Google should become one thing, sharing the same interface. One Button at the top of the screen (Iphone 4 and Iphone 5 lock phone button location) and they both listen.
If you ask a system/phone offline question: Bixby answers and if you ask an internet question: Google answers
@John Grist If Asking Google to turn on the flashlight (which works just fine on my phone), then say "Okay Google, Lumos"
Feeling Grateful.
MKBHD knows Nepal. Thanks
Siri got free points (how tall is Barack Obama was not the question(