Because he doesn't exist. He never did. Adam is a figment of Nicks imagination, that he crafted out of spare parts and now is doing a show for. Thats why Stav left, he couldn't take it anymore. These are aspects of Nicks personality talking to each other, thats why Nick hates Adam soo much, because he hates himself.
Lara Croft needs to get some more respect I think.Shes a great example of a strong, independent, educated woman. She is no golddigger either. She is a graverobber.
My list: 1. Eve from Adam and Eve 2. The Queen* before she decided to give up and die 3. Bhad Bhabie 4. Justin Truedeau 5. The woman osama bin Laden used as a human shield
I watched this on mushrooms last night and I almost blew my prostate out laughing at "Being a man is looking em in the eyes and sayin... okay. What can YOU do for me?"
I had a dream last night that Stevewilldoit was extorting me for $2500, and I consulted Nick for advice. As I explained my predicament to him he started watching TV, and then said “I dunno I’d say give him $25”. That was my subconscious telling me I’m gay
When you make satire this complicated and dry; you become too niche for general audiences. This is the fine wine and stinky cheese of comedy. And we are the connoisseur.
Yeah, this shit is so whack it goes right back around to being funny The fucking stupidity of these guys getting into an argument over Top 5 Women and getting personal about it just cracks me up
1. Sandra Bullock 2. Violet the lunch lady from my school 3. That youtuber who tried to shoot up YT but she was the only casualty 4. JonBenet Ramsey 5. Ms Krabbapel😊
This brought me back to cumtown clips. Thank you. I know you’re trying to do a new thing here but this is honestly the comedy you’re good at and comfortable in
“When Raja Pervaiz Ashraf comes home, we’re going to have a little talk.” No, Malala this is too much heat, you can’t handle this amount of heat. “Ferris I gotta take a stand. Also it’s the swat region of Pakistan where it’s 105F in the summer, I think I can handle this much heat.”
My most respected woman is Adam Friedland
I could never “respect” a woman. I’m gay
Adam is trans-maxxing for decades
Such a sweet lady bug
Preach sister
@@roberthorry621 that sweet gaped red and black polka dotted cloaca
The despondent, soulless stare these two give each other is peak bromance
The thousand island stare
@@alt-tiztik THE CIA HIRED THIS SHOW... TO SCRAMBLE MY BRAIN!!!!!!!
Just two bros gaying out. Love to see it
guaranteed 50% of the time off camera they make fun of stav
It’s just benzodiazepines
1. My Bitch Wife
2. Nancy Grace
3. Rachel Dolezal
4. The original Aunt Jemaima
5. Lindsay Lohan
You went with Lindsay Lohan over Paula Deen?
You have a wife?
@@surflasal have you ever seen Lindsay Lohan and Paula Deen in the same place at the same time?
For me, 1. Leah Gotti
2. Indica Flower
3. Jackie Ashe
4. Anabelle Pync
5. Katie St Ives
Honorable mention: Lexi Swallow
@@surflasal Paula Deen is his bitch wife
why are they cosplaying unionized electricians?
Wasn't prepared for this one. Got me like a 277 volt.
Because that's how you have to look when you have a no-show job.
😂
Because they're also easily mistaken for women and gays.
Is that why the lights keep going out
When I listen to TAFS I think "this is a terrible podcast." When I watch it on youtube I think "this is art."
The Malala/Ferris Bueller bit at the end is the sound of Nick ascending to another plane of existence
No its still utter trash
@@Antiluls yet you're here watching it
I, too, am gay. Good sir
@@Antiluls this dudes not gay lmao 😂
“you’re putting me on the spot in a way that’s making me feel sleepy” lol
Best line in the entire thing haha!
Why does Adam look like he's wearing a prosthetic face
Because he doesn't exist. He never did. Adam is a figment of Nicks imagination, that he crafted out of spare parts and now is doing a show for. Thats why Stav left, he couldn't take it anymore. These are aspects of Nicks personality talking to each other, thats why Nick hates Adam soo much, because he hates himself.
@Lemon Rain this is accurate
you can see a tear in the mask near the jawline
Ever since Nick sniped Adam in the back of the head for using the gamer word his face has never been the same.
He's Jewish
Lara Croft needs to get some more respect I think.Shes a great example of a strong, independent, educated woman. She is no golddigger either. She is a graverobber.
The trick is to rob a guy that's already been dead for centuries
This is so spot on
Strong case
This is a good one. I forgot about her
My list:
1. Eve from Adam and Eve
2. The Queen* before she decided to give up and die
3. Bhad Bhabie
4. Justin Truedeau
5. The woman osama bin Laden used as a human shield
For me, 1. Leah Gotti
2. Indica Flower
3. Jackie Ashe
4. Anabelle Pync
5. Katie St Ives
Honorable mention: Lexi Swallow
@@jjgeoffphhcinkklleecumbrain
😭😭😭
Adam topping so hard rn. Love watching Nick try to squirm out of it
“From now on, I wear the mustache, Bert.”
**squeaks rubber dicky with malice**
@@hithere4719 rubber dicky
Love watching nick squirm
.... Isn't number 1 supposed to be a gay guy who's Chinese?!
Wait what?
As an actual gay man, you just gotta hold em' down when you top hard.
1. Kate + 8
2. Gorilla glue weave girl
3. Bhad Bhabie
4. Nancy Pelosi
5. Amber Turd
I was 3 seasons into The Drew Carey Show before I realized Mimi Bobeck wasn’t just Drew Carey in drag.
I was today years old...
Impressive
It’s not??
You can never be certain
Checks out, Kathy Kinney is the actress name. Learn something new every day.
Caitlyn Jenner, Dylan Mulvaney, Lia Thomas, Wendy Carlos, and Bailey Jay
Robin Tran
matrix bitches
The Matrix Directors
Nicks facial hair has Walter Carlos energy
Jayne County
1. My trans sister
2. Me (I’m gay)
3. Aunt Cass from that Disney manga movie
4. Anyone with big boobs I can look at
5. Christina “Chris-chan” Chandler
I watched this on mushrooms last night and I almost blew my prostate out laughing at "Being a man is looking em in the eyes and sayin... okay. What can YOU do for me?"
That part got me too 😂
the whos on first bit with amal clooney was pretty funny
Are you referring to George Clooney's wife?
Adam's little bit about Angela Merkel overcoming a name that sounds like Urkel made me chuckle.
Almost have a poem going there
Made you churkle
that sums up this pod, chuckles
Yes it was funny. Cool Adam may be evolving into Cooler Adam.
I was surprised to find out Mimi from The Drew Carey Show was actually played by a woman and not John Lithgow
I love this retro style podcast. Dudes rock!
I had a dream last night that Stevewilldoit was extorting me for $2500, and I consulted Nick for advice. As I explained my predicament to him he started watching TV, and then said “I dunno I’d say give him $25”. That was my subconscious telling me I’m gay
Is ur Ben big, Big Ben? Smash my boipu$$ pls, k? thx
Gay
Yknow it’s good advice
Stay gay
Sounds like your subconscious telling you to lay off the UA-cam
1 - Dasha
2 - Amber
3 - Julia Vinns
4 - Lena Dunham
5 - Hannah Gadsby
Nick seems a little too sane and level headed lately, we’re due for a good psychotic break soon
Somebody get him some coke
Its hard for Nick to think of respectable women, even as a gag.
For me, 1. Leah Gotti
2. Indica Flower
3. Jackie Ashe
4. Anabelle Pync
5. Katie St Ives
Honorable mention: Lexi Swallow
Rare instace of adam being funnier
'Like clockwork' is a perfect album
When did you see a dam in the video? Is there a dam in the mall?
I love when my best friends talk about current news like Mary Kay Letourneau
inventor of Letourneau earthmoving equipment.
Nick's hair looking very flowing and majestic
Gotta respect Katherine Heigl.
She got sick of Grey’s Anatomy way before the rest of us.
KH: I'm a serious actor who needs a high level of art! 🎭 2022: hay here is your cat litter ad script! 📔
I like that Nick was so bored of Adam’s Murkel joke that he went into his subconscious brain and pulled out “Karl Winsla”
“You’re putting me on the spot in a way that makes me sleepy” is one for the vault
Stav cut the power.
And who can forget Lorena Bobbitt?
"you're asking me about woman, it's putting me on the spot in a way that's making me sleepy." 🤣
1. Pam Poovey
2. Marjorine
3. Tuca
4. Kim Possible
5. Sandy Cheeks
1) The woman from the Alien movies
2) John Lennon's mom
3) Queen Elizabeth
4) Hana Shirato
5) Linda McCartney'
When you make satire this complicated and dry; you become too niche for general audiences. This is the fine wine and stinky cheese of comedy. And we are the connoisseur.
It's also one big pile of shit. But that too I guess 😐
Yeah, this shit is so whack it goes right back around to being funny
The fucking stupidity of these guys getting into an argument over Top 5 Women and getting personal about it just cracks me up
Nah this shit genuinely sucks, "oh but that's the bit, its supposed to be bad" it still sucks dick
It’s cool dude. I like to smell my farts too.
@@D00dman It's like the ultimate realization of postmodern comedy.
1. Sandra Bullock
2. Violet the lunch lady from my school
3. That youtuber who tried to shoot up YT but she was the only casualty
4. JonBenet Ramsey
5. Ms Krabbapel😊
This was a waste of everyone’s time and we should all be doing more with our lives
Straight
Yes but the question is will we? That answer is a resounding no.
personally, I respect all women
As a mother I appreciate it but you could be doing more for me and my children
All woman in the world are my top 5 🥰
Personally, I’m gay
@@D00dmancan I be too?
Adam looks like a guest on his own show.
Devastated that I am not one of Nick's listed women
God I’m nodding off just listening to Adam.
Is he ok
if nodding off means masturbating then me too
He’s recovering from an incident that involved bug spray.
Nick naming Mimi Bobeck in his Top 5 made me love him even more.
the lights dimming and brightening randomly does it for me
love the inclusion of the sounds of them both drinking and swallowing water
"This is your world, we're all just living in it."
Nick telling on his Chosen friend.
1.Janet Napolitano
2.Megan Thee Stalion
3.Drew Barrymore from the Drew Barrymore show
4.Octomom
5.Ana De Armas
“Octomom” absolutely killled me 😂😂😂😂😂
Why did Adam mumble as if he's not already the least audible speaker on any podcast ever?
How did they forget the baby from dinosaurs. Remember "not the Mama"
1) Hillary Clinton
2) Hillary Clinton
3) Hillary Clinton
4) Hillary Clinton
5) Chelsea Clinton
1)Joe rogan's mom
2)Joe rogan's sister
3)Joe rogan's wife
4)Joe rogan
5).........
Nick couldn't get a single name out of his mouth before I got a mid video ad. The mulldawg still kickin.
0:20 Nick saw that he was in a UA-cam video for a second.
nicks julia child impression is amazing i need to hear his jacques pépin stat
3:29 this dynamic is solid
Ms. Frizzle was hot until I turned gay
1) Bea Arthur
2) Catherine I
3) the chick who played Sarah Palin in "Who's Nailin' Palin?"
4) Sarah Palin
5) Tubgirl
Actually the law offices of Gupta, Harrison and Clooney LLC do operate out of the 2nd level offices of a mall
adam here looking like unemployed howard stern
Adam is giving me Jim Varney vibes
adams has the body of an 82 year old man (woman)
1. Casey Anthony
2. Michelle Carter
3. Sydney Sweeney
4. Lana Del Rey
5. Julia Vins
Honestly, very good bit confusing Amal with "a mall".
This whole show is just nick seeing if adam can actually podcast 😂
"Thou art weighed in the balances and art found wanting."
- Nick Mullen
1. Lizzo
2. Hillary Clinton
3. My mom
4. your mom
5. Mrs Clause
Adam sounds like he's eating a baked potato that's far too hot.
Large Marge, Devine, christa McCullough, octomom, fuck im stuck on 5
Nick looks like Spielberg mixed with a truck stop rent boy
That astronaut women who drove across the country wearing a diaper to hunt down her husband or something
That episode ofbO&A rocked.
I respect a fine example of women in STEM: Elizabeth Holmes
How long can they continue this?
I feel like Adam was fishing for Nick to say his mom or something really lame at first lol
He clearly said “on earth.” Adam’s mom is disqualified
Hillary Clinton, Stormy Daniels, Meghan Markle, The Queen, Meghan Trainor
The Apple Watch is bugging me
Good 🎉
Let's give a shout out to Christina Applegate!
That Taliban joke was so out of pocket lmao
so weve got amal, malala, and kamala. anybody got anything on that ?
lamama
@@AlphaCuck lamama so ugly
La Bamba
Belle Delphine is one of the most incredible business minds I’ve encountered. Made a shit ton of money off sad men while revealing so little.
She fully fucked online
Bruh she does it all, I’ve seen her put wild things into that body
I've seen her with cum on her face.
queen
this just in: Belle Delphine invented porn! Thanks for that fun fact trey
Oh that’s easy Ani Difranco
1. Chris Chan
2. Lola bunny
3. Andre the giant
4. Betty boop
5. Jill biden
Editors getting paid by the cut.
So the premium content is where they hate talking to each other and just want it to be over? Sounds like something worth paying for.
"kinda Ferris Bueller situation" XD
Ms. Valerie Frizzle! LMFAO!
Nick showing off that hairline casually nbd
Nick Mullen is very good at keeping a straight face.
thought Gianna Michaels would be there for sure
This brought me back to cumtown clips. Thank you. I know you’re trying to do a new thing here but this is honestly the comedy you’re good at and comfortable in
Helen Keller, obviously.
Damn is this what the Adam Friedland show is? This sucks
1. AOC
2. Nancy Pelosi
2. Sydney Sweeney
3. Alexandria Daddario
4. Alexis Texas
I can’t tell if you’re joking or just really stupid. Good job
What's the girl from cqll her daddy's name
5. The bitch from the Progressive Insurance commercials
I'd respect the shi outta Adams sister
Wait. I didn't know Clooney's wife worked at the mall
Why does Adam look like he is always wearing Groucho Glasses
“When Raja Pervaiz Ashraf comes home, we’re going to have a little talk.”
No, Malala this is too much heat, you can’t handle this amount of heat.
“Ferris I gotta take a stand. Also it’s the swat region of Pakistan where it’s 105F in the summer, I think I can handle this much heat.”
1) alec Baldwin's fake messican
2) kacey anthony
3) madame bathory
4) too wong foo
5) halo's master she
Lmfao mimi bobeck is for sure my top 5 to
Amal works a "mall".
Nick would probably be into Casey Anthony
Love the Tampax commercial
Why does Adam sound like he has a mouth full of marshmallows
He’s perfecting his Howard Stern
When did Tim Butterly join the Adam Friedland show?