Lest you be gay 💀💀💀 I love comedy so much. It’s unreal to think that we are the first generation that just has an ENDLESS supply of stand up material… directly from our pocket. It’s such a treat.
Oh yes! When I was a kid I had tk watch the same comedy specials repeatedly. George Carlin was my favorite except when I was really little then it was Gallagher.😂 Had to be older before dad would let me watch Richard Pryor.😂😂😂
Everyone enjoy your endless supply of UA-cam Shorts. I’m 51. When I was a kid, my friends at school had to give me cassette tapes they dubbed from somewhere with comedy skits or stand-up. Or I had to listen to the Dr. Demento show on radio.
Man I'm 26 and I remember using a radio to record songs over a cassette, then I'd use the cassette in my Walkman and think I was the bees knees 😎😂 wasn't long before cd's were popular though, then it snowballed and before I knew we knew it we had MP3 players and ipods.
2020 definitely feels like it was stolen from us. Never thought I would see a store that would not take my money and kick me out for not having a mask on
Glad I gave this one a chance. I watched this special before bed like 4 or 5 nights in a row when I first stumbled upon it. One of the funniest I've seen in quite a while.
Even as a non-believer, I love the fact that Pete Holmes is a hilarious comedian who also happens to be Christian. I have a friend who gives me the same vibes he does.
@@psilocybicacid7667there's a lot of special needs people with access to computers that don't get satirical statements.. welcome to the world wide web😂
I did this. When it was new year last year everyone around me went “happy new year!!” And I went “happy January!!:D” they were so confused lmao it was funny af
Idk man in the Spice Islands it's "Happy Old Year" and everything says "Old Year" on it instead of New. They celebrate the year that passed not the incoming new one.
@@Seeker0fTruth Yeah np. The Spice Islands are Trinidad, Tobago, Grenada, etc. You can look up their celebrations online and see all the stuff says Old Years. I've never had NYE fun the way they have OYE in my life.
As someone who tells people to have a good christmas all year round instead of saying bye, just to see the look of confusion on their face, you should really give it a go 😂
@@willbarkluff7245he had a HBO show called Crashing loosely based on hid life coming up in New York as a standup. He plays himself. I hope they weren't talking about that show. It was really good.
Oh God I hated Pete Holmes face on sight, like I really could stomp it an feel good about everything in general later, he's just so fuckin funny, hate his face, love him period
@@shanesolar3924 Oh really I didn't realize EVERY philosophy tries to shove their ideas down others throats and socially projects their ideology onto others. Perhaps you can argue that many philosophies do this to some degree but the joke is very clearly at the expense of religious people assuming that their god is the "real" one and their religion the "right" one. "may the the birth of the one and only true god" if it wasn't obvious enough ;) Also the church being historically homophobic. Good stuff all in this one bit.
Ayo Pete what hair product you using? I got the same hairstyle but my hair naturally wants to go forward so it keeps parting down the middle making me look like a goober
The New Year we celebrate is not even the New Year what makes a new year is the passing of the seasons and the last time I checked when we celebrate the New Year it's still during the past year's winter. People are just flat-out incredibly stupid.
@@TheMoonchild1969 There's some similarities, sure, but not enough to believe we evolved from them. Take their foot for example. They have opposable big toes. They basically have thumbs on their feet. Those aren't attributes that just go away. What about kids with down syndrome. Far as chromosomes go, they should be a missing link. A hybrid, half ape half man, but they fully human. Apes are clearly animals, not made in the image of God
Puzzy, it’s Christmas, you say Merry Christmas. If some one says Happy Hanukkah to me I reply in kind. Etc etc… don’t be a douche. Celebrate the season of your choice proudly.
But why should someone get offended by Merry Christmas? That means if I say happy nourouz (my culture new year) to an American, they will get offended? I'm sure not because Americans get used to always being sorry. It's acceptable to wear other cultures' clothes, but Americans? Sorry mo. There was slavery in almost everywhere, from arabs to Chinese and even Africans, but Americans were ashamed of it like they invented slavery. I don't say be proud of it, but this is wrong. The other day, I saw a dude yelling at someone and in summery saying you don't deserve anything because your ancestors used to inslave mine, and she just stood there and said nothing and did anyone said anything? No, because they would be called racist.
I'll clarify a few things. firstly, you can say anything cultural that isnt about Christ without reprocusion. It really is just Christ that American culture tries to suppress. And that's because all humans are in rebelion against God and He is the One True God. So you can say Happy Haunika Asalamalakum(sp), etc. Anything that denies Christ's divinity. And in the case of the 2 women... Look, the one woman honestly couldn't say anything without risking a violent reaction from the other. And in general one group is better at petty violence. So sometimes it's better to let a Shaniqua (think Karren but different) blather on, because ghey dont like being corrected and often respomd violently when they don't get their way (Karen wants to "talk to the manager" Shaniqua wants to pull her over the counter and stomp on her face while all the "Jamals" in proximity film and laugh and say, "OH SHIT!!! OH SHIT!!! SHE BEATIN HER ASS!! SHE BEATIN HER ASS!! OH SHIT!!!" It's very repetetive what they say. )
What is the connection between a longstanding ritual in form of new year and stupidity of the people, I know both arrogant and well educated people who enjoy new year. Can someone explain what is wrong with 10 9 8?
Not true, the Hebrews did not practice New Year's Day . Due to the New Year starts the 1st day of spring for the Hebrews ! Everything is new ..... again
Damn Pete looking rough. I think I’ll go back to your videos where you’re wearing a superhero mask, I can tolerate your face better that way and may actually laugh
Man I love this guys style of comedy, pure class and all of his jokes are pretty smart!
Facts honestly I've been into comedy and just found this guy out like 5 weeks ago but he's pure gold and clever asf with his jokes 😂
@@PartyyKylefind his series of Dark Knight sketches on UA-cam you’ll cry laughing he’s a genius
His one about space had me rolling 😂😂
One of the bravest sets I’ve seen in forever and it was done by Pete Holmes, could never have called that. lol
Do you know who this guy is lol
Amen brother
Aymen bruthrr
@@NameWitheldByRequestaymenn bruddah
He’s joking man
It was a joke, and the fact that you took it seriously makes the irony hilarious
Aye man, brudduh
Lest you be gay 💀💀💀 I love comedy so much. It’s unreal to think that we are the first generation that just has an ENDLESS supply of stand up material… directly from our pocket. It’s such a treat.
omg yes! but also a curse 😭my self discipline seeps a bit lower when watching these; ive been up all night 😭
Oh yes! When I was a kid I had tk watch the same comedy specials repeatedly. George Carlin was my favorite except when I was really little then it was Gallagher.😂 Had to be older before dad would let me watch Richard Pryor.😂😂😂
.....and an endless supply of offended snowflakes to go along with it. Win win.
Lol, I used to have to sneak down after bedtime to binge late night Comedy Central because nothing on when the sun was out was any good. 😅
Yes but we also have the woke messing it up too 😂
He's been popping up in my feed a lot lately and he is absolutely intelligently hilarious
Pete is just a really really down to earth, funny ass dude.
Everyone enjoy your endless supply of UA-cam Shorts. I’m 51. When I was a kid, my friends at school had to give me cassette tapes they dubbed from somewhere with comedy skits or stand-up. Or I had to listen to the Dr. Demento show on radio.
Man I'm 26 and I remember using a radio to record songs over a cassette, then I'd use the cassette in my Walkman and think I was the bees knees 😎😂 wasn't long before cd's were popular though, then it snowballed and before I knew we knew it we had MP3 players and ipods.
This guy should play Batman
Everytime I cheers with a drink I say Happy New Year
Merry Christmas everybody!!!!
This is one of the best comedy specials I've seen in a long time. He has me literally laughing out loud
I want to go see this guy. He's hilarious great comedy.
I'm going to link this short on every "you can't say Merry Christmas anymore" post I see.
Every day since 2020 started just feels like another day in january 2020
Get help
@@12many4youNo U
2020 definitely feels like it was stolen from us. Never thought I would see a store that would not take my money and kick me out for not having a mask on
But shit didn’t start to get weird in 2020 until around may
@@12many4youfrom who, the fucking helper?
Glad I gave this one a chance. I watched this special before bed like 4 or 5 nights in a row when I first stumbled upon it. One of the funniest I've seen in quite a while.
Ticked me a lot 😊
Oh my God that's so good
Even as a non-believer, I love the fact that Pete Holmes is a hilarious comedian who also happens to be Christian. I have a friend who gives me the same vibes he does.
Amen!!! Bro you are stupid hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
based Pete Holmes
Amen
Fire. All the triggers. 😂😂😂
Perfect.
My thoughts exactly
I love it😄🎉
Amen and amen
LOL Pete rules. Praise Jesus
He keeps getting better and better with time.
This guy is funny he should have a show
He's got a UA-cam channel where he plays batman and fires ppl. It's great.
He did have a show called the Pete Holmes show.
Lol bait
How can people not tell that this comment is clearly satire?
@@psilocybicacid7667there's a lot of special needs people with access to computers that don't get satirical statements.. welcome to the world wide web😂
"I one got Happy New Year'd in March!"
"Disgusting!"
I did this. When it was new year last year everyone around me went “happy new year!!” And I went “happy January!!:D” they were so confused lmao it was funny af
He is right through
I’m a have to memorize that line
Epic and amen😂❤
This short is a small miracle and no one is talking about it. 😂
The truth is extremely funny
That's great
I now love you
I use merry christmas all year, but it sounds more like fuck you when its said 😂
Thats what ill start saying😂
Happy new year brother!
I need this sweater
In Jesus name amen.
lol, I know what I'm using next Christmas
Jesus is king
Let him in the country then, I need my lawn mowed. 😂
@@glenhaywood7081 What does that even mean?
He is a damn good gardener
@@glenhaywood7081 lol. Some people missed the joke
King of the Pedo's
When you realize holiday stands for Holy Day, in which the birth is one of many.
If you are going to commit go all in. Just as the man that extended 2nd chances to the unwanted would believe it should be.
😂LMAO😂
Idk man in the Spice Islands it's "Happy Old Year" and everything says "Old Year" on it instead of New. They celebrate the year that passed not the incoming new one.
That’s actually really cool. I like that. I’m gonna put that in my back pocket for next time! Thanks for the comment!
@@Seeker0fTruth Yeah np. The Spice Islands are Trinidad, Tobago, Grenada, etc. You can look up their celebrations online and see all the stuff says Old Years. I've never had NYE fun the way they have OYE in my life.
@@jademoon7938 THANK YOU!!!🙏
Oh that's really cool and actually seems like thatthats they way it SHOULD be everywhere
Trollaholic😂
Amen ❤
Really nice one
A comic's comic....that's Holmes!
This is incredibly funny.
Based.
Based if true
As someone who tells people to have a good christmas all year round instead of saying bye, just to see the look of confusion on their face, you should really give it a go 😂
I love how big his eyes got 😂
Oh man I laughed good and hard
John Ritter
Hell yeah. No offense
Amen! Fuckin based
First joke from this guy i like
Joyous Yule/ Happy Holidays 🎉...
I am a little gay 🏳️🌈🦄. I'm 5'4". 😂
Based and Christ pilled
Some of us say it in September, btw....
Jews. And the Chinese celebrate it differently too. The joke is still hilarious.
Hilarious. Jews. Love how you say that.😮
@@christinebrown7545is that offensive? English is my second language and I have trouble keeping track lol
@@nunziocombattelli6311 No, it's not. Don't let sensitive little fools tell you otherwise.
satirical, but 100% true
I haven’t seen Pete since I was in middle school and he had that awful show. The nostalgia is nice and this bit was good.
@@willbarkluff7245he had a HBO show called Crashing loosely based on hid life coming up in New York as a standup. He plays himself. I hope they weren't talking about that show. It was really good.
Never seen him before but I like what he said
He should do a spin off of 3s company...js
Amen...😂
I do the same thing lmao
10/10
hahahaha
Oh God I hated Pete Holmes face on sight, like I really could stomp it an feel good about everything in general later, he's just so fuckin funny, hate his face, love him period
😆
he be spitting
He’s joking but also totally correct about the content of the joke
those are the best jokes
The joke is at the expense of religious people.... Pay a little more attention, you'll get it
@@BWGmedia the joke is at the expense of literally every philosophy, watch it again bud
@@shanesolar3924 Oh really I didn't realize EVERY philosophy tries to shove their ideas down others throats and socially projects their ideology onto others.
Perhaps you can argue that many philosophies do this to some degree but the joke is very clearly at the expense of religious people assuming that their god is the "real" one and their religion the "right" one.
"may the the birth of the one and only true god" if it wasn't obvious enough ;)
Also the church being historically homophobic. Good stuff all in this one bit.
🍔
😂😂😂
Is he related to ron white? He looks just like him.
He's not wrong.
I mean, yes it does matter your country lol, almost 2 billion people celebrate a totally different new year.
Still a great bit though
Somebody tag LGBTQ movement in this just for the last 5 sec 😂😂😂
Ayo Pete what hair product you using? I got the same hairstyle but my hair naturally wants to go forward so it keeps parting down the middle making me look like a goober
I actually dont celebrate new years either lmao
The New Year we celebrate is not even the New Year what makes a new year is the passing of the seasons and the last time I checked when we celebrate the New Year it's still during the past year's winter. People are just flat-out incredibly stupid.
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I love saying it to people that definitely don't know about Persian New Year in March. Happy Groundhogs Day is also fun.
Hahahaha
John ritter
Don't want to spread rumours or anything, but I'm pretty sure this guy as an alter-ego 🤔
Truth said in Jest.
I grew the suspicion that a majority of us don't believe in fairy tales anymore.
Darwinian evolution being the biggest of all fairy tales
@@parkerbarefoot4255 really? Well we all look very close to a chimpanzee...is so obvious.🤣
@@TheMoonchild1969 There's some similarities, sure, but not enough to believe we evolved from them.
Take their foot for example. They have opposable big toes. They basically have thumbs on their feet. Those aren't attributes that just go away.
What about kids with down syndrome. Far as chromosomes go, they should be a missing link. A hybrid, half ape half man, but they fully human.
Apes are clearly animals, not made in the image of God
What did the gay kid get for christmas? Kicked out. Happy Holidays everyone! 🌲
When I tell you my mouth dropped in shock and I truly sat here for a minute simply processing.
Bro thought he was onto something huh
Puzzy, it’s Christmas, you say Merry Christmas. If some one says Happy Hanukkah to me I reply in kind. Etc etc… don’t be a douche. Celebrate the season of your choice proudly.
Holy fuck it's a COMEDY SHOW
@@jacksimpson4362 I know, I was overly sarcastic
I appreciated it.
But why should someone get offended by Merry Christmas?
That means if I say happy nourouz (my culture new year) to an American, they will get offended? I'm sure not because Americans get used to always being sorry.
It's acceptable to wear other cultures' clothes, but Americans? Sorry mo.
There was slavery in almost everywhere, from arabs to Chinese and even Africans, but Americans were ashamed of it like they invented slavery. I don't say be proud of it, but this is wrong. The other day, I saw a dude yelling at someone and in summery saying you don't deserve anything because your ancestors used to inslave mine, and she just stood there and said nothing and did anyone said anything? No, because they would be called racist.
I'll clarify a few things. firstly, you can say anything cultural that isnt about Christ without reprocusion. It really is just Christ that American culture tries to suppress. And that's because all humans are in rebelion against God and He is the One True God. So you can say Happy Haunika Asalamalakum(sp), etc. Anything that denies Christ's divinity. And in the case of the 2 women... Look, the one woman honestly couldn't say anything without risking a violent reaction from the other. And in general one group is better at petty violence. So sometimes it's better to let a Shaniqua (think Karren but different) blather on, because ghey dont like being corrected and often respomd violently when they don't get their way (Karen wants to "talk to the manager" Shaniqua wants to pull her over the counter and stomp on her face while all the "Jamals" in proximity film and laugh and say, "OH SHIT!!! OH SHIT!!! SHE BEATIN HER ASS!! SHE BEATIN HER ASS!! OH SHIT!!!" It's very repetetive what they say. )
What is the connection between a longstanding ritual in form of new year and stupidity of the people, I know both arrogant and well educated people who enjoy new year. Can someone explain what is wrong with 10 9 8?
This comments section is dreadful
Not true, the Hebrews did not practice New Year's Day . Due to the New Year starts the 1st day of spring for the Hebrews ! Everything is new ..... again
went from unlike and about to report and block… to… laughing out loud 😂
Damn Pete looking rough. I think I’ll go back to your videos where you’re wearing a superhero mask, I can tolerate your face better that way and may actually laugh