Pete Holmes Is Grateful He Isn't A Magician | CONAN on TBS

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  • (Original airdate: 11/17/11) Pete explains the proper way to enjoy a magic show.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 154

  • @jeremybarsness7271
    @jeremybarsness7271 3 роки тому +158

    I love and respect Pete. Not many comedians can pull off clean comedy.

    • @Fredwitrave
      @Fredwitrave 3 роки тому +2

      What is clean comedy?

    • @MrSkme
      @MrSkme 2 роки тому +4

      @@Fredwitrave I'd guess its comedy that have been scrubbed for dirty things

    • @Christian_counsel
      @Christian_counsel 2 роки тому +13

      How is he clean he curses

    • @pledgestarrinspire2728
      @pledgestarrinspire2728 2 роки тому +11

      I'm guessing you haven't seen a lot of his stuff then.

    • @alexruggiero70
      @alexruggiero70 2 роки тому +3

      Jerry Seinfeld is the master at it

  • @roymizrachi7360
    @roymizrachi7360 3 роки тому +110

    I'm a magician and I can confirm pretty much everything

    • @nabinchapagain7311
      @nabinchapagain7311 3 роки тому +2

      Oh, you are a magician? How many cards am I holding right now?

    • @roymizrachi7360
      @roymizrachi7360 3 роки тому +13

      @@nabinchapagain7311 you're a month late, I'm a magician I already disappeared

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 2 роки тому

      😝

    • @DustinHawke
      @DustinHawke Рік тому +2

      @@nabinchapagain7311 He's a magician, not a psychic.

    • @swaydam
      @swaydam 9 місяців тому

      @TorinKillian
      What are you, sidekick?

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 3 роки тому +46

    He reminds me of a happy Mormon version of Adam Driver.

  • @zestyzucchini57
    @zestyzucchini57 3 роки тому +145

    i got so excited seeing petes name!! what a funny guy. wish his show was still on. i miss him.

    • @josremery
      @josremery 3 роки тому +8

      His podcast is just as funny, and 5 times as long.

    • @theordinarygal8155
      @theordinarygal8155 3 роки тому +1

      Omg yes, on HBO? that was soo good

    • @snaggle_tooth6829
      @snaggle_tooth6829 3 роки тому

      yeah hes great

    • @zestyzucchini57
      @zestyzucchini57 3 роки тому +1

      @@josremery his podcast is great! my favorite episode is that jake and amir one from 2012

    • @greenbeagle13
      @greenbeagle13 3 роки тому

      His show was hilarious. Gonna' watch it again....

  • @moosedawgatlantaproductions
    @moosedawgatlantaproductions 2 роки тому +41

    I love Pete and his friendly open face 😂

  • @amberimmel1887
    @amberimmel1887 3 роки тому +35

    "I don't get magnets, and I don't get this...... This is magnets" was what really broke me😂

  • @robertmac7833
    @robertmac7833 2 роки тому +14

    As a magician myself, I think this is HILARIOUS!!

  • @Legendary_sartorian
    @Legendary_sartorian 3 роки тому +20

    4:12 - 4:25 pete is just channeling his inner Bobcat Goldthwait

    • @chriskeck3689
      @chriskeck3689 3 роки тому

      That's what I was gonna say, almost exactly. Nice

    • @mattmays9063
      @mattmays9063 2 дні тому

      I think spent a good 10 years after police academy to learn that Bobcat made that character/voice up. It was like hearing there was no Santa Clause for first time all over again. lol

  • @ollysombrero8427
    @ollysombrero8427 3 роки тому +83

    I miss Pete's The Pete Holmes Show monologues and his stand-up a lot. Crashing is over as well Come on Pete time for a new special.

    • @toaster400_
      @toaster400_ 3 роки тому +1

      Its a different vibe for sure, but I really recommend his podcast!!! It's called You Made it Weird

    • @ollysombrero8427
      @ollysombrero8427 3 роки тому

      @@toaster400_ I'm a huge fan of his podcast. but I crave his stand up. I need new material.

    • @LivesInLibertyCity
      @LivesInLibertyCity 2 роки тому

      Why did it stop?

    • @thomasupton2664
      @thomasupton2664 10 місяців тому

      New one on Netflix now

  • @jeanettejeanette1199
    @jeanettejeanette1199 2 роки тому +6

    That phone book comes in handy when you run out of toilet paper LOL

  • @aidanmj1927
    @aidanmj1927 3 роки тому +39

    Can we have pete holmes replace conan when conan retires

    • @GodLikesSnacks
      @GodLikesSnacks 3 роки тому +7

      Pete is my all time fav comedian and the only replacement for Conan whom I'd accept.

    • @shmavster4209
      @shmavster4209 3 роки тому +3

      @Arvin Buenaagua he’s actually retiring from late night next year

  • @dojusticelovemercy1
    @dojusticelovemercy1 3 роки тому +13

    "Magnets, how do they work?"

  • @YosefASelim
    @YosefASelim 3 роки тому +7

    Never even got Pete's show in New Zealand, yet he's become quite possibly my all time favourite just via clips and stuff.

  • @fluffeh7562
    @fluffeh7562 9 місяців тому +1

    One time I had two pieces of metal, they wouldn't touch, then I flipped one, that's how he flys 😂😂😂

  • @UldisZalcmanis
    @UldisZalcmanis 3 роки тому +5

    One of my favourite comedians. Wish Pete released more of his stuff on UA-cam. At some point, I think it stopped.

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 2 роки тому +3

    Pete Holmes’ Batman and Professor X sketches are MAGIC! 😆

  • @eacomedy
    @eacomedy 4 місяці тому +1

    "MIRROR! Some sort of mirror!" THE GESTURE. THE ACCENT. Mr. Holmes has absolutely paid his comedy dues.

  • @caro1ns
    @caro1ns 2 роки тому +2

    100% agree with him about people who act like at jerks at magic shows.

  • @bcm3938
    @bcm3938 2 роки тому +4

    Now I wish he integrated a magic trick and had the audience react that way.

  • @Neceros
    @Neceros 3 роки тому +7

    White people after a magic trick: oh neat.
    Black people after a magic trick: NOOOOOOOO WHAAAAAAAAY *many people wild n out* THIS IS CRAZYYY

  • @Rgl-z2q
    @Rgl-z2q День тому +1

    * Telekinesis ! ! * Yahetah' Heyyh' P e t e !

  • @chrisarcher1146
    @chrisarcher1146 4 місяці тому +1

    I love how his “insecure kill-joy” voice is very close to Clone High JFK

  • @siolux8
    @siolux8 3 роки тому +2

    John Ritter the 2nd ?

  • @RandyJames22
    @RandyJames22 3 роки тому +2

    Nope, nope.
    He _practiced_ this set. Probably wrote it down and edited. It's probably not all the truth, either. Whatever, comedian.

  • @justincastillogayray
    @justincastillogayray 3 роки тому +2

    #173 "A Man for All Flu Seasons" The other guests were Kristen Stewart and Jimmy Pardo.

  • @mightywizard7475
    @mightywizard7475 10 місяців тому +1

    I feel like the knee jerk response to a magic show would be "whoa!"

  • @MajorHotlips
    @MajorHotlips Рік тому +1

    MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK?

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 3 роки тому +9

    Pete Holmes: Best Batman Ever!

  • @MarquisdeGeek
    @MarquisdeGeek 2 роки тому +6

    As a magician, I approve of this routine!
    (And Pete can volunteer in my shows, any time!)

  • @grantgazi4864
    @grantgazi4864 3 роки тому +4

    I love Pete Holmes

  • @--....---
    @--....--- 3 роки тому +3

    There's no noise to make when you see a magic trick? What about applause?

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 3 роки тому +3

    4:12 BOBCAT? IS THAT YOU?!

  • @simretsekhon586
    @simretsekhon586 3 роки тому +3

    The way the mic looks like it's hovering over his hand is MAGIC

    • @simretsekhon586
      @simretsekhon586 3 роки тому

      @Arvin Buenaagua 😂 I'm so dead, you're a genius

  • @eacomedy
    @eacomedy 4 місяці тому

    When in future i am higher up enough to go to the Magic Castle i am ABSOLUTELY making that noise after magic tricks even tho i will be escorted out & permanently banned. I will just be stuttering "but Pete Holmes!!! I'm doing that THING from PETE HOLMES" while like a 71 year old magician is just in the corner shaking his head at me sadly...

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 3 місяці тому

    One of my favorite comments on videos of a magic trick is “this isn’t real magic, it’s slight of hand” (or mirrors, magnets, etc).
    First off, it’s “sleight”. But as opposed to “real magic”? Are you out there thinking some people are doing real magic and this guy is just faking magic?

  • @pratik_shrestha
    @pratik_shrestha 3 роки тому +1

    Batmannnn

  • @thebenforever
    @thebenforever Рік тому

    "Magician's thumb falls off? I didn't see nothin!"
    Well done.
    Lotta people try to ruin the entertainment for themselves so they can look smarter than everybody else. Nobody paid good money to hear random audience member critique of the entertainment.

  • @chanfainacorp
    @chanfainacorp 6 місяців тому

    This guy's comedy is clean and clever; not "hilarious", but brilliant.

  • @onlinebaas
    @onlinebaas 7 місяців тому

    Suddenly I miss Bobcat Goldtwhait

  • @theplanetruth
    @theplanetruth 8 місяців тому

    Love Pete. Hate laugh tracks

  • @Teamo86
    @Teamo86 3 роки тому

    Well I don't know about you but HHRRRRMMM RMHHHRRMMM HAAAAARRRHH, JJEEEEERRGHHHM OOOAAAHHH:

  • @eddiecheaz8565
    @eddiecheaz8565 3 роки тому +1

    Lemongrab must appreciate magic tricks all the time

  • @aljanssen7748
    @aljanssen7748 3 роки тому +1

    I wonder if that was an intentional Penn & Teller reference.

  • @jyesucevitz
    @jyesucevitz 9 місяців тому

    I'm pretty sure you're not born a magician. you kinda have to learn to become one.

  • @RighteousWeevil
    @RighteousWeevil 3 роки тому +1

    I bet Penn Gillette loves this bit

  • @crocswsocks
    @crocswsocks 3 роки тому +1

    Word is, this set is why The Pete Holmes Show happened

  • @javajimmy1090
    @javajimmy1090 2 роки тому

    4:12 Earl of Lemongrab

  • @ianrastall
    @ianrastall 3 роки тому +1

    Pete is awesome. His show was terrific.

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 5 місяців тому

    This set is McDonald’s!

  • @abcdopetv
    @abcdopetv 3 роки тому +1

    this is a very pete holmes joke

  • @lukenath6983
    @lukenath6983 3 місяці тому

    He’s friggin hilarious!

  • @jrpgwow
    @jrpgwow 3 роки тому

    I just discovered Crashing and Pete Holmes!

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 Рік тому +1

    2:47 that’s a pretty great explanation for religion!

  • @madisonrose1893
    @madisonrose1893 3 роки тому +1

    he's hilarious

  • @OptimusGPrime
    @OptimusGPrime 3 роки тому +5

    I do so love having a video I want to see be released on Christmas Eve, and then blocked in my country and comments turned off so I can't complain about it. Thank god for browser addons that subvert assholery like this.

  • @zoperxplex
    @zoperxplex 3 роки тому +1

    Ray Romano's younger brother he didn't want anyone to know about.

    • @Phornax7
      @Phornax7 3 роки тому +1

      Also Val Kilmer's less talented cousin.

  • @CameronBrtnik
    @CameronBrtnik 4 місяці тому

    *"MAGNET!!!"*

  • @jamesfaucher4588
    @jamesfaucher4588 9 місяців тому

    The Pete Holmes show was great. Hopefully he's making a comeback. I keep seeing more of his comedy.

  • @videosextra9434
    @videosextra9434 Рік тому

    Very nice and funny Pete ....Loved it..Thanks ❤❤😂😂🎉🎉🎉

  • @c016smith52
    @c016smith52 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 2 роки тому

    Your entire world view would be changed and you would be terribly shaken if you really for a moment thought that you were a chicken.

  • @professorhoodoo
    @professorhoodoo 2 роки тому

    Nice!!!!

  • @crowflight3988
    @crowflight3988 3 роки тому

    An "involuntary response" to something they don't understand? That pretty much describes the Middle Ages. To be fair to the Ages in the Middle, it also pretty much describes what Homo sapiens did before and since the Middle Ages.

  • @musiclaboratory9694
    @musiclaboratory9694 3 роки тому +1

    I save all my phone books for the zombie eventuality.

    • @angelotro
      @angelotro 3 роки тому

      Isn't using a phone book to soften a blow to the head and not leave a mark a thing? Like, for cops?

    • @musiclaboratory9694
      @musiclaboratory9694 3 роки тому +1

      @@angelotro it's so that when a zombie bites me they have to bite through an entire phone book to get to my skin.

  • @flowerkisses4833
    @flowerkisses4833 3 роки тому

    🎄Merry Christmas to everyone🎅

  • @greenrobot5
    @greenrobot5 3 роки тому

    Criss Angel made me h8te magicians

  • @frankmyrand
    @frankmyrand Рік тому

    4:12 Just time travel back to the Dark Ages and it should get you this reaction (and the stake) 😂

  • @SylarMagic
    @SylarMagic 2 роки тому

    This guy gets it more than most magicians

  • @MagicofKeelanWendorf
    @MagicofKeelanWendorf 2 роки тому

    This is so true haha 😂

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 3 роки тому

    A wInGlEsS mAmMaL!
    Unbelievable, Petey.

  • @loxho217
    @loxho217 3 роки тому

    This set may seem desultory at first but buy the impregnated with wonder album, it flows all together

  • @DeA2875
    @DeA2875 2 роки тому

    This dude reminds me of the musical director of an all white church

  • @davidchen8857
    @davidchen8857 3 роки тому

    Whats up with the title? Thats clearly Bruce Wayne/ batman.

  • @freeman7079
    @freeman7079 3 роки тому

    “You’re damn right I volunteer!”

  • @mystic7525
    @mystic7525 3 роки тому +4

    As a magician, when I see the jaws drop and the mouths gape wide open and the eyes open widely, that's my affirmation of doing a great show. The audible oohs and aahs and applause will come during the show also.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 2 роки тому +1

      Lol I was going to doubt the legitimacy of your claims but if anyone is going to be a magician, it's the guy with that name and that face.

  • @rhaegartargaryen9315
    @rhaegartargaryen9315 3 роки тому +2

    Pete reminds me so much of Marshall Erickson from HIMYM, it's uncanny.

  • @Ambersdf
    @Ambersdf 3 роки тому

    No wonder hes religious... lol

  • @miketheyunggod2534
    @miketheyunggod2534 3 роки тому

    Pete is still a kid. Lucky him.

  • @djsimonshow3682
    @djsimonshow3682 3 роки тому

    Merry Christmas 🎄

  • @stillkickin3919
    @stillkickin3919 3 роки тому

    LOL! MOL!

  • @sujitwarrier4857
    @sujitwarrier4857 3 роки тому

    this guy is amazing

  • @footballislove138
    @footballislove138 3 роки тому

    First comment

  • @Fourestgump
    @Fourestgump 3 роки тому +1

    I found out how funny he was after his show was over unfortunately . That’s kinda funny in itself. Thanks 2020

  • @richardlopez4318
    @richardlopez4318 3 роки тому

    RIP Pete.

  • @Lamtitude
    @Lamtitude 3 роки тому +1

    I’d be grateful if he wasn’t a comic.

  • @zestyzucchini57
    @zestyzucchini57 3 роки тому +1

    conan is like god, and pete his baby jesus

  • @darshan.sk37
    @darshan.sk37 3 роки тому

    We're not grateful that he's still a comedian

  • @zestyzucchini57
    @zestyzucchini57 3 роки тому

    it's like ch offline

  • @wildersparks9161
    @wildersparks9161 3 роки тому

    It’s too bad about Pete Holmes.

  • @Thatgirl_mairin
    @Thatgirl_mairin 3 роки тому +1

    Who else trynna grown their channel during COVID ❤️🦄

  • @noredine
    @noredine 3 роки тому

    Black dudes run around you in circles when you show them magic

  • @connor107
    @connor107 2 роки тому

    Watching a stand up comedian make fun of a magician feels kinda wrong. it's like making fun of someone eating at a taco bell for breakfast, you're there too

  • @blupunk01
    @blupunk01 3 роки тому +1

    I'm just grateful when anyone isn't a magician. It's a couple of steps below circus clown in entertainment value.

  • @merqury5
    @merqury5 3 роки тому +1

    As Bill Burr fan this is like disney stand up.

  • @GOML1112
    @GOML1112 3 роки тому

    Yea he needs to retire bro idk what his comedy was like before but this is just sad

    • @GOML1112
      @GOML1112 3 роки тому

      @@PARTUM_QUANTICLE Comeon man u know damn well u sat stone face through that video. Maybe even cringing a bit at the delivery of some of the jokes. That fake laugh from the audience was on point though.

    • @GOML1112
      @GOML1112 3 роки тому

      @@PARTUM_QUANTICLE Thats great and all but he's not funny so... Idk but he's gotta either try some new material or just retire man cuz its just sad at this point

    • @koaladarkblue482
      @koaladarkblue482 3 роки тому

      @@PARTUM_QUANTICLE well considering: Original airdate: 11/17/11, would have been hard to talk about events in 2020..

    • @kimchee411
      @kimchee411 3 роки тому

      Who do you think is funny?

    • @GOML1112
      @GOML1112 3 роки тому

      @@kimchee411 oh idk there are so many.. dave chappel bill burr kevin hart even louis ck in small doses.

  • @williandalsoto806
    @williandalsoto806 3 роки тому +2

    He isn't much of a comedian either.

  • @davtash69
    @davtash69 3 роки тому

    I, alongside other Louis C.K fans, am grateful that he isn't a comedian either.