Thats probably a true observation but i find the use of the terms 'whilst' and 'baked to the beans' hilarious and i will have to try and incorporate them in my day to day
Watch his segment "wash my damn towel" on his old show, i watch it with full understanding that the jokes get tired after awhile but him cracking up himself realizing how dumb it is makes me really happy
I remembered hearing this story on the Pete Holmes show a few years ago. Out of nowhere this gets in my head 2 days ago and I cannot and cannot remember from where it was. Today UA-cam recommended me this video. Life is good.
Pete Holmes is still my favorite guest to appear on “Hot Ones”.. and that’s tough to say given how many ppl are truly incredible on that show; but Pete has a way of making a humble remark humbling to hear.. idk if that makes any sense to anyone but he’s just comes off as such a wholesome human.
I used to hate it when comedians repeat jokes, but this man’s TV show, crashing, really actually made me start appreciating it from an effort perspective.
as a recovered methamphetamine addict I can attest that not sleeping for a few days literally makes you insane. You see and hear things that aren't real, your temper gets exponentially shorter and after a while your brain starts taking micronaps; you'll be in the middle of a thought or sentence and just blank out, still sitting/ standin, eyes still open, you regain awareness a few seconds later feeling somewhat lost and confused, unsure of how long you zonked out for. Reality subtly and gradually loses its context; people, places and things slowly become abstract and unfamiliar, time and space seem to expand, contract and otherwise deform at random. It gets difficult to maintain a train of thought, your mind incessantly intruded upon by every little sound and movement, the world gets loud and chatic around you while you basically sit around going mad. Keep up on your rest, even if it means occasionally blowing off seemingly important plans or events , make sure you get
I had no idea what I was getting into watching this video. I didn't even read the title. I just thought I'd give Pete Holmes' stand up a try. This changed my life xD xD Man, not all heroes wear capes, some wear TSA badges, mothafuckaaa :D
Hey! Hey. Hey... Pete you're a delight. Loved your late night, loving this stand up snippet. Keep doing you, 'cause I would bet real people money I'm not the only one who enjoys you.
Comedian Jedidiah James - thank you for calling it Canadia! It’s what I have always called it and people look at me like I belong in a nuthouse, which I probably do but that’s besides the point.
This guy has a trickle of John Ritter, and I love it: but this makes me miss “Three’s Company”* and that reminds me of my age? Which makes me feel so cripplingly depressed. Goddamnit.
Not sure when he wrote this, but………I remember an 8 year old back in 2000 who said that in tears (“everybody sleeps”) to his 3 older brothers (11, 12, 14) after he felt like they bullied him…I had to enlighten them on what he meant….he meant that they will be more vulnerable than him soon enough. Scary sheet
That's hilarious! Everybody sleeps! I say that all the time to my husband 😜🤣😂 I always tell him I don't have to touch you to mess you up! I know where you eat! I know where you sleep!! 🤣😂
I probably shouldn't be eating while watching this guy anymore. I thought he was done with green eggs and ham and had moved on to the stolen parking spot joke. So when that punchline hit, I had a mouth full of food, and now I have to a mess to clean up. Oops! Lol! 😂🤣
I love Pete Holmes for his relentless positivity.
He should name his next special Relentless Positivity 🤣
I love this dude's energy. He is amazing.
you should check out his work with College Humor, The Batman sketches are hilarious 😉👍
ExMen Pete Holmes. Look it up
@@gunfuego yes !!!
He’s like a Yoga instructor who clearly does not do yoga himself.
The monologues from his show are just great.
“That sounds boring...”
“No no, my brain plays movies that I’m in.” Lol
People with insomnia disliked this
I laughed hard at that
"That's right, *through her.* "
Don’t math-check my joke
Pete has so much fun doing his routines. That makes his act even more enjoyable.
What you know about Pete Holmes' Routiiiiiiine?!!?? 😆
This guy is quickly becoming one of my favorites
I swear he comes up with his jokes whilst baked to the beans. Also I love his total confidence in all his jokes, even the bad ones.
Thats probably a true observation but i find the use of the terms 'whilst' and 'baked to the beans' hilarious and i will have to try and incorporate them in my day to day
Watch his segment "wash my damn towel" on his old show, i watch it with full understanding that the jokes get tired after awhile but him cracking up himself realizing how dumb it is makes me really happy
He definitely doesn't smoke hes like mormon
Wait, Pete tells bad jokes??
Dude there's no high person with this much energy. He doesn't do drugs actually
I would love it if ol' Petey got his own Netflix special.
Have I got exciting news for you
I come from the future with very good tidings
... Everybody sleeps made me think that everyone's vulnerable at some point 😅😅😅
I'm think that's what he meant
"aaaaand we're back", what a great way to get out of a riff!
I remembered hearing this story on the Pete Holmes show a few years ago. Out of nowhere this gets in my head 2 days ago and I cannot and cannot remember from where it was.
Today UA-cam recommended me this video.
Life is good.
He didn't answer the important question, though.
What does he know about Green Eggs and Ham?
Bill S you can eat em with a fox.
Listen to his podcast. He does.
It all
The important question is: Where are the other drugs going?
harvey dent, can we trust him? @@tzeege
You don't have to believe me at all, but I'm absolutely as psyched as Pete regarding the phrase "Whachoo know 'bout green eggs and haaam!"
For sure. I wrote it down in my list of important things to remember.
He's one of my favorite comics starting now. That set was Mac Donalds
He looks like the love child of Zach Braff and John Ritter.
I was thinking John Ritter and Richard Thomas (John Boy Walton) 🤣🤣🤣
Naw,, you’re close, but he’s the love child of John Ritter and extra buttery cookie dough
Sounds like it too
Sounds Like John Ritter!!
I was just thinking that. Omg
the way this man commands a crowd is impressive to say the least. absolute pro at performing
Pete Holmes is still my favorite guest to appear on “Hot Ones”.. and that’s tough to say given how many ppl are truly incredible on that show; but Pete has a way of making a humble remark humbling to hear.. idk if that makes any sense to anyone but he’s just comes off as such a wholesome human.
Unless you’re in the X-Men, then he’s just mean…
@@djublonskopf or the justice league 😉😅
That 360° joke killed me! 😅😅
Reinaldo Torres because he went through you
don't math check my jokes, don't math check my jokes
I didn`t get it, thx
@@Dani_London 😂
Pete Holmes: Come for the laughs, stay for the Joy Hacks.
“It’s land-o-lakes down there. I can’t believe it’s not an erection.”😂😂😂
That one was honestly funnier than his actual act. I miss his show.
Pete Holmes is my Ram Dass
I used to hate it when comedians repeat jokes, but this man’s TV show, crashing, really actually made me start appreciating it from an effort perspective.
I love reading these coments and realizing we all just love Pete
2:53 I literally died 🤣
He’s just genuinely fun and funny
"My brain plays movies that I'm in"
This man is a genius
Mans doing donuts in a Walmart parking lot screaming "would you could not on a boat" for 45 mins straight
Pete's voice brings me peace
I love pete! Funny and original content...great comedic timing😆
Pete is so wonderful. One of my favourite stand ups these days :D
I think it was, “WOULD YOU, COULD YOU ON A BOAT?” that really got me
Btw, people, this is from 2015 in case it wasn’t obvious that Just for Laughs reuploads old sets
Oh, thanks!
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It DOES say that in the description
This was PERFECTION.
His sketch comedy is unmatched thanks to his weird comedy style. Love it
Brilliant. This is like something of a Mozart of comedy.
The way he says "do you understand?" after his jokes gets me every time.
A masterpiece. Thank you
as a recovered methamphetamine addict I can attest that not sleeping for a few days literally makes you insane.
You see and hear things that aren't real, your temper gets exponentially shorter and after a while your brain starts taking micronaps; you'll be in the middle of a thought or sentence and just blank out, still sitting/ standin, eyes still open, you regain awareness a few seconds later feeling somewhat lost and confused, unsure of how long you zonked out for.
Reality subtly and gradually loses its context; people, places and things slowly become abstract and unfamiliar, time and space seem to expand, contract and otherwise deform at random.
It gets difficult to maintain a train of thought, your mind incessantly intruded upon by every little sound and movement, the world gets loud and chatic around you while you basically sit around going mad.
Keep up on your rest, even if it means occasionally blowing off seemingly important plans or events , make sure you get
we must protect Pete Holmes at all costs!
Love this guy
This made my day I’ve heard his green eggs and ham joke before but still this made my day
“ Harvey Dent, can we trust him?”
He's just sleeping
We're way past that.
I'm a fan of the podcast. First time I seen him do standup. He's deep on the podcast. He kills on stage though!
Missed you Pete, so glad to see recent videos
Got to see him at the Laugh Factory several years ago. Always funny.
wait what? this is not pete holmes.
pete holmes doesnt swear like a sailor.
hes a good christian boy
is that a haiku?
Frost Pat hahahahahaha! You made my day. It's close. All I had to leave out was the "wait what?"
Had to look up the details of a haiku though :)
I thought he was a youth pastor
i was surprised to learn about his drug addiction and alcohol addiction. his character on crashing was nothing like that.
@@adamzez so does he haha
I love you, Pete Holmes. You are a national treasure.
Just discovered 10 min ago. Amazingly talented and creative with a different approach. I hope I'm not the only one picking up on all those references!
Samesies!
Harvey Dent. Can we trust him?
“Would you could you on a boat!!! Would you could you on a goat!!!!”
i haven't laughed that hard in months
Internet, I call upon thee! Make "buttercock" a thing!
Done, I submitted it to the Urban Dictionary.
If you see this comment Mr. Holmes-
Good to have you back!!
Expecting new videos from you soon
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Fab and my new favourite 😁. Love his original material 🤩
This routine is so McDonald's....
I'm lovin it!
murphragous
One of my favorite quotes. I use it constantly.
Pete out of hibernation
lol with that belly? don't you mean right before hibernation?
cuz hes a big fucking teddy bear
this is from 2015
I had no idea what I was getting into watching this video. I didn't even read the title. I just thought I'd give Pete Holmes' stand up a try.
This changed my life xD xD Man, not all heroes wear capes, some wear TSA badges, mothafuckaaa :D
Pete is off the charts different ❤
Hey! Hey. Hey... Pete you're a delight. Loved your late night, loving this stand up snippet. Keep doing you, 'cause I would bet real people money I'm not the only one who enjoys you.
lov'n this guy
I gained a new understanding of him after reading his book.
He came to Canadia & Made It Weird.
Comedian Jedidiah James - thank you for calling it Canadia! It’s what I have always called it and people look at me like I belong in a nuthouse, which I probably do but that’s besides the point.
Canadia 4 lyfe.
my mans out here shaped like a bowling pin
I'm just imagining him turning in a complete circle in front of me and just starts walking into me
I like this guy, natural entertainer ✌️
I bet he's received tons of that Dr. Seuss shirt now
Dude has really good Kylo Ren impression that he isn't aware of yet. I wanna see the prof. X series with star wars characters
Can we all agree that it should be “I can’t believe it’s not boner?”
No. It was his joke.
I can only pray to God that one day, I'll see Pete Holmes in an airport.
It’s like Landa Lakes down there. Died, saw the video again, died again.
It's shut down time 😂 shiiiit I love sleep.
me too i do it every day. shit is bomb
I love you, Pete Holmes! So good😅😊😅
Incredible! Laughed throughout the whole thing
Pete Holmes in on fire
Don’t math check my jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His awkward humor made me cry laugh omg
Show me a 9 is wild😂
This man is a saint God Bless 🤣🤣🤣
Pete Holmes is my childhood best friends face on my grandpas body.
This guy is adorable 😄
I'm Badman
Commissioner Gordon: Yes, you're Batman... **shakes head**
It's hard for me to watch other Pete Holmes comedy with this being my introduction to him.
"Everybody sleeps" also works as a threat.
('You might be tough, but there are times you're not vigilant.. Every. Single. day.
Sleep tight.')
This guy has a trickle of John Ritter, and I love it: but this makes me miss “Three’s Company”* and that reminds me of my age? Which makes me feel so cripplingly depressed. Goddamnit.
agreed!!
acracehorse
Being reminded of your age is a good thing! It means you’re still alive.
Lmfao don't math check my jokes 🤣🤣🤣
My brain plays movies im in lol
Always return with Positivity, you add negativity to negativity you just get the same a-holes wasting Good people’s air and energy.
My Facts. ♥️🖤💚
i would die for this soft, silly man
Well, Simon Conway Morris has me thinking aliens might not be all that different. They probably sleep, too.
Not sure when he wrote this, but………I remember an 8 year old back in 2000 who said that in tears (“everybody sleeps”) to his 3 older brothers (11, 12, 14) after he felt like they bullied him…I had to enlighten them on what he meant….he meant that they will be more vulnerable than him soon enough. Scary sheet
You seem like a totally Green Eggs and Ham kind of guy to me, Pete!
That's hilarious! Everybody sleeps! I say that all the time to my husband 😜🤣😂 I always tell him I don't have to touch you to mess you up! I know where you eat! I know where you sleep!! 🤣😂
People do love the way she says “ham”
HaMmmmmmmm
ScarJo killing it.
Wow I wonder what it would be like if he had a show.
I probably shouldn't be eating while watching this guy anymore. I thought he was done with green eggs and ham and had moved on to the stolen parking spot joke. So when that punchline hit, I had a mouth full of food, and now I have to a mess to clean up. Oops! Lol! 😂🤣
Thought he was going to talk about Phil Collins when I saw the title. Funny anyhow!
yo, I'm pretty sure he used a jedi mind trick right at the end that was insane wft
He's like the worst, but also he's kind of ok. I bet mom'll love him.
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Watch his “I Dropped a Dog” clip...even if you don’t like it, your mom definitely will!
I loves me some Pete!
Bring back the Badman series, that stuff was gold