"Ultimate Death Match 2" ... the Awful Sequel Nobody Asked For
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- It's back! And yes, it's even worse than the original. Find out what Kevin Nash, Shane Douglas and Al Snow are up to in Louisville as we review ULTIMATE DEATH MATCH 2!
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God damn, leaving the "Cut!" in is a masterstroke in incompetence. Amazing.
I thought the cliché bell tone was bad enough but when I heard “cut” I absolutely lost it
They need to use that scene as a "What not to do" in both film scoring and editing lol
Was this produced by Kathleen Kennedy????? 😀
@@mrwookie72 wut
@@12thLevelSithLord sorry it's a bad editing joke!
That’s crazy that you got Jim Cornette for this video, I’m glad to see the family has patched everything up
Something something 1980's.
Wait cornette? Did I miss it?
Something something wrestling is dead etc
Its not ACTUALLY Corny, you guys. Its Zane playing Corny. Lmao
@@MrTomSpencer I was listening at work. I must've missed that anyway.
Bloody hell Dan Severn actually ripped off that guy's media offline!
Is that what happened to D'Lo back in '98? Tore the media right off the bone!
Undertaker caused Mankind to lose his media offline in Hell in the Cell
@@bobbywood8322 Only after Vader ripped Mick's media offline in WCW.
Remember me Kaintai tried to cut off Val Venus' media? (Still available on UK WWE network use a VPN people our version of the network is totally un FD with)
Remember when Seth Rollins gouged Rey mysterio’s media offline
I dont know whats more traumatising, knowing this was made or that a 3rd movie was actually made.
For real lol
there is a 3rd wrestling death matchup
The fact that it’s a trilogy is the most traumatizing.
@@MadManMaloney Couldn't agree more.
A third you say?
I've got more left in me if Brian has!
Ultimate Death Match 2: SOMEONE WILL DIE ... alone in a hotel room
Yes the viewer
@@Lordeightbane No - the viewer just wishes they were dead.
Ultimate Death Match 2: The Deathening!
Three things, actually: my dignity and two hours of my time.
I'll give them one thing: having Dan Severn go over was really the only logical decision you could make in a death match tournament featuring Dan Severn
It was almost predictable that way they should have just brought in Ken shamrock or Fedor emelianenko
His hands were not bound, so unlike the Brawl for All, he went all the way.
Don't call this a deathmatch tournament.
It's disrespectful to actual deathmatch tournaments. The best kind of deathmatch shows.
Tournament gives a good enough excuse for all the hardcore matches not just hardcore for the sake of hardcore.
"Are you telling me this scene has no audio?"
*immediately cuts to an ad for Audible*
... well played, UA-cam
You posted this two hours ago, and there's already an IMDb Trivia credit for you reviewing it.
Noice.
He might make the dvd cover. 😱
I don't know what is more likely R Truth getting lost in the pirate ship or Triple H liking Kona Crush.
R Truth was looking for the Rum.
I liked Kona crush
@@wstine79 it appears he's found it
@@LuchadorMasque Doink Brah. Making kids cry Brah
@@eliotdriver1100 boss man made snow eat his dog
I was in this film. I was a background extra during the battle royal and was in the shot of the crowd waiting outside. This was an ordeal. First, we had to wait outside in the drizzling rain for about two hours before we could get in. Some people took their kids out of school to bring them there to see the wrestlers. They weren't allowed in, of course, since it was an R rated film being made, but Nash and a few other guys came out and talked to the kids for a few minutes.
The scene of Kash power-bombing the guy through the table took over 20 tries at least. He either couldn't get the guy up, or couldn't turn sideways, or the guy's feet would hit the ropes and throw everything off, it was a mess. If you'll notice, Kash is standing sideways when the guy goes through the table, it was the only way he could do it. I left after that scene was done, had been there about 4 hours by then and although it was neat seeing the wrestlers and listening to Douglas and Nash do their shtick in the ring for a bit, I had had enough and ended my film career and went home.
This is an amazing account! Thanks for this!
The Media Offline missing file was almost certainly a pre-made blood animation plug-in.
@@MrCreepyKitty oh yeah, they would have found some way to fuck it up.
Prédiction : Jim Cornette will reveal himself ''it was me Zane ! It was me all along !''
Nah. Unfortunately I doubt I'll see them in the same thing again
@@Ulikecookies i doubt that as well.
AW SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Oh son of a bitch. Lol
Cornette would never agree to be a part of something like that...afterall, "Funny, don't make money"
HE DID IT! He used the song in the intro!!
AND IT'S AWESOME
Yes it is!
megaran spitting bars
🔥
*flails arms in the air* YAAAAAAAAY!
The director saying cut in the middle of a DEATH SCENE had me dying on the floor. Not like that though.
As a media student, watching you break stuff down was actually really cool. It’s great that you’ve been able to put your background in news editing to good use!
R Truth is probably thinking he's in a Pirates of the caribbean film that's why he's missing Captain Jimmy won't let him off the ship without going down to Davy Jones Locker.
Captain Jimmy? What about Pirate Paul?
@@FewerMiles Paul Burchill for 24/7 Champ
After watching this....The Room deserves a f' n academy award.
@axeman 65 Tommy Wiseau Acting Legend do you want to play football in our tuxes?
Funniest shit I've ever read.
As a serious drama piece not an accidental comedy.
@@chuckhouse5179 you're tearing me apart Lisa!
Considering the state of the Academy Awards, I could see The Room legit getting one. And a couple of Emmys too.
Yes! I know I wasn't the only one that wanted this Jam as the intro! Our voices were heard! Lol Mega Ran!
That intro is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
If Triple H didn't send him the Ultimate Death Match movies, maybe it was Brian's estranged father.
Clearly it was Zombie Katie Vick.
@@AndreNDP Corrnete?
@@nyce6113 Cornette would never waste valuable mark money on such a product. He has Wendy's to buy.
"Ya like comedy wrestling huh? Here's a fucking joke for you!"
This movie is quite bad, but leaving in "cut!" after the Jimmy Valiant death scene is just freaking legendary. I legit face-palmed for two straight minutes because I couldn't believe that was left in the final film. How in the fuck do you miss something like that?!
I love the inflection on his voice too. You can really tell he thought this was the most dramatic and beautiful death scene in cinema
I was saying surely not the 1st time but after the 2nd time I was just laughing my ass off. I actually laughed for like 3 straight minutes after watching the video.
@@ALG2602 perfect collab Brian Zane and the nostalgia critic let's make it happen
@@keswick8575 You just called ME the nosta critic? If so then I'll have you know that I'm only 17 but I would love to collab with Brian.
@@ALG2602 I meant the REAL nostalgia critic thanks though
The Kenny Bolin bit made me laugh so hard...
Oh naw Jimmy! Not the damn hot tub again!
"DAAAAAAAAAYYYUUUUUM!!!!" - My reaction to Zane's new opening theme. 🔥🔥🔥!!
I was one of those extras Douglas and Nash are talking to at the beginning. I know the movie sucked, but Douglas and Nash were really cool talking to everybody. Between scenes it became like an impromptu Q&A session with the extras.
What are your opinions on Kevin Nash and Shane Douglas? Did you happen to see some of their matches throughout their wrestling careers?
The sender of the dvd's is going to be revealed at the season's end, and it's going to be the Mighty Maccabi, calling it right now
Mighty Maccabee is intelligent Jew businessman, much respect for him...
Damn now I really want it to be the Mighty Maccabi lol
It's not gonna be him unfortunately, it's probably Trips.
@@ALG2602 No, no he said he's NOT Triple H. So you know, CAN't be him lol
UDM 1: *can’t hear the final dialogue because the music track’s too loud*
UDM 2: *can’t hear the final dialogue because LITERALLY NO AUDIO*
Glad Mr. Cain kept things consistent 👌🏾
The boom mic should get at least a "With" credit based on this review.
“Cut” lmao I’m ded
You and Jimmy both.
18:49 I loved watching Zane review this trash, especially his reaction to the "no audio" scene
The Mega Ran theme gets better every time I listen to it! Love the fact it's the theme now. Also HOW IS THERE A SEQUEL TO THIS MONSTROSITY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
No - how are there TWO SEQUELS to that monstrosity????
@@psychorabbitt Yeah, I wrote that at the start forgetting there's a 3rd one, which he mentioned in the 1st, these are horrible yet hilarious at the same time.
@@ALG2602 You didn't forget - your brain is blocking it out to protect you from the trauma.
@@psychorabbitt That might be it honestly. The number one thing I do every time I get to a set (which I have to set up, I'm studying in high school) is make sure it's fit, meaning the lighting is fine, the shot is set according to the floor plan etc. Looks like none of that was done in either of the fucking three, THREE!!!
If that’s the new permanent theme then that is freaking awesome
I came here looking for this comment!
This is the most happy Bryan has ever been watching a movie
This is one of your best ever mate. Some great lines in this episode 😂
15:49 🤣😂🤣
I put more care and attention into editing gifs of wrestling spots on Twitter than anyone put into this feature film.
**Nash and Hunter rubbing up on each other**
Al Snow: "Have you seen Jake?"
Every time he said Cain I automatically thought he meant Kane and i was like what did Kane ever do to deserve this?
To be fair, that question takes on a new meaning nowadays…
See no evil.
@@elchomper.1063 touche lol
Supporting taking women's rights away for one. Love Kane the character but Glen Jacobs the person can fuck off.
Who else was disappointed to see that the WWE has some involvement with the A & E show the biography of Stone cold!
I was hoping it would be more like dark side of the ring and be them on their own giving the unpretty truth
It's definitely gonna be sugarcoated
I'm so glad you are using the Mega Ran song for some intros. It's a great colab, it's fun, and I think you both are amazingly entertaining.
I've only watched the intro but your HHH impersonation kills me every time
“Not the goddamn hot tub!” That got me busting lol
Nobody wants to experience the hot tub, nobody
“Triple H’s” little rhymes will never stop being funny to me.
I like how he rhymed candy crush with kona crush 😃 it was slightly amusing to me lol.
Ultimate Death Match 2... the redeathening.
The thumbnail says it all...
The intro kicks ass
13:54 Brian Cornette has returned :D
With the peacock deal they should change their motto to:
Now,
Whenever
They should change it to:
SUPER-DRAGON! SUPER-DRAGON!
“Jim Cornette’s former best friend.”
That is WAY too broad of a category...
Bryan I’ve been a fan since 2014-15 ish and you been my favorite since but I can say I never loved a intro more than that I need more of that that’s some good shit
Damn that Intro fucking rocks holy shit
MegaRan is so talented. The guy loves wrestling too.
I honestly think I can make a better movie with my phone and some action figures lol
Edit: after watching this whole video I realized I'm wrong, theres no way I could make a movie this amazing 🤣🤣
Loving the new intro.
I feel like one day, in the distant future, Brian will get HHH to actually appear for one of these spots.
If anything, you'd think OVW would take the apron off as it's supposed to be a literal deathmatch. Or they could make a storyline of it being done without their knowledge and have one of the GMs appear at the end.
With his expression, Nash did not look pleased to have her in his lap.
That Bolin clip was amazing.
Honestly, with the excess amount of editing fuck ups, the 'CUT!' on a gratuitous passing of a legend is not that surprising. Your reaction was still amazing though.
At this point, you just need to carry a copy of that around purely so you can bring it up with the wrestlers involved and be like, "Really?" That and to gauge their thoughts on it.
Brian you had me dying with the few-word reactions lol "...what?" "JERRY, NO!"
"I'm fuckin' Kid Kash... And?" "Media offline!??"
It's the last scene of the movie (voice immediately breaks)
Nothing about this video made me as excited as hearing that we will get to learn about Ultimate Death Match 3.
Wow, this movie is bad, but I think the usage of notable wrestlers actually results in it being harder to take seriously, oddly enough. When the first movie used local indy talent, it was easier to think that they'd all be willing to kill each other in order to win the prize money (yes, the movie had people think it wasn't an actual deathmatch, but roll with this). But there's no way that I can believe that people like Kid Kash, Shane Douglas, Johnny Swinger, Lodi, or even The Sandman would seriously be willing to kill, regardless of financial standing. I mean, I do like how Dan Severn wins in the end, because of course he would, but I think he's the guy who'd be the most unwilling to kill out of everyone involved! Seriously, why didn't they just give everyone fake names? Worked just fine for Al Snow.
Also, this movie is going to feel really awkward once Jimmy Valiant & Kid Kash actually do pass away. Oh well, c'est la vie.
*CLACK*
cut
I actually know the Golden Diva Melody in real life. She was a wrestler for OVW at the time of this production. Aka kid cash’s crying girlfriend
Yes we’ve been friends since our days in Ohio Valley wrestling and she used to date one of the wrestlers name Johnny punk or something like that, I forgot his name I think her real name is Melody Mederious Or something similar to that
He went by Johnny punch, I don’t know why
Was texting with her today and she said she never even watched the movie as she heard it came out horribly
This right here is a masterpiece of cinematic incompetence, bigger than the first movie could ever be.
"Have you seen Jake around ?"
“Have you seen Jake around ?”
The guy on the phone is Frosty, aka Al Snow. Calling it.
I used to not like Kenny Bolin, but that cameo in this review was just AMAZING!! His delivery was just awesome! Much respect for him now.
I love the new intro
It's a banger for sure
That was great showing Brian Zane of as a cocky heel
Damn! Cornette about gave Starmaker a freakin’ heart attack 😂
I get a hilarious review of an awful movie, A Kenny Boland cameo, and Mega Ran for the intro? YES! YES! YES!
It was a Kenny Bolin cameo but we do thank you for noticing. LOL
Jimmy Valiant says in the beginning that it's better to die in the ring where they'll remember you, while he reminisces over his career. After setting something like this up it would make the most sense for Valiant to enter and die in the tournament but they obviously went a different route.
Can't wait for zane to review the third ultimate death match movie
What an epic way to start the day
A high school A/V club could put on Oscar worthy films compared to this one.😆
“You’re a urinal cake, called piss off” is randomly hilarious!
The new Mega Ran theme from the Urban Wrestling Federation review is a great new intro!
haha driving off Bolin with your Corny impression popped me :D
It popped me too, LOL
Didn't realize this was a new drop...color me happy
Movie: *horrible editing*
Brian: ....*GASP* No...
My take after all of this.... There's a part 3!???
I had almost the exact reaction to the Jimmy "death scene" as you did. I really couldn't help but to laugh.
The “cut” was the chef kiss
There should be a zombie version of ultimate death match.
Wrestlers vs Zombies is a thing u know
Ultimate Un-Death Match?
Dude, Kayfabe! Don't give this director more ideas.
If they went from Longview to Louisville, they're getting a lot more market share.
This is one of my favourite Wrestling With Wregret videos of all time. Loved the intro and the analysis is absolutely incredible. Bryan's reactions were so hilarious. This was a blast to watch.
About OVW Microphones, I love Ovw with all of my heart but they had some of the worst microphones I ever hear lol. It's Much better now though.
How does this even exist? How can a person have so little self-awareness that they make a movie like this without realizing it is complete garbage?
for the love of money
Head injury?
I really hope the plot twist reveal is that it is Triple H sending Brian the DVDS
First we have to go through months of Rikishi saying he did it for The Rock
Back in college I made a short subject with no budget, my two roommates as both the cast and crew, and I did all the post-production on the school’s old linear editing deck and Video Toaster (even in 2002 they were practically antiques). It still came out more technically proficient than anything in the UDM series.
It’s funny that the idea of this movie could be good, but For God Sakes, I’m 16 and I could do better with the same budget which looks like -2$
A new Wrestling With Wregret video? My beans are officially rattled.
Wow. Starmaker Kenny Bolin. Last I seen him he was cutting a promo on the McDonald’s in the Highlands Louisville. What a character lol
I didn't think that No Holds Barred would be bested by these "Movies" as the king of shit Wrestling Movies
It's like they couldn't decide if they wanted to do an actual wrestling show, a skinimax porno, or just left a camera on
Hey Brian who was that in ROH that body slammed you. I loveee your new intro. The best.
That's Brian Milonas!
Hold up is this a new season? Aye! Let’s get it. Also, was that who I think it was that sang that intro song?
Edit: I had to come back and comment again because boy if I didn’t die crackling at this review! God I love you Brian and here’s to the new season man!
I love the new intro! Almost feels like we're in a new Era of Wrestling With Wregret 😎
Bad lip reading should be done for the scene with no sound. Lol
When your biggest surprise in your movie is getting Kevin Nash and Shane Douglas to be in the same room together. You know your movies gonna suck.
Shane doesn't dislike Nash
Kevin Nash and April Hunter scene was very funny
So they got Melissa Coates and April Hunter, and the guy wrote himself making out with Melissa? Swing and a miss.
This “film” desperately needs a cameo from Marty “Shalom” Weinstein.
It sounds like the voice on the phone is the same voice used by Taz Jaguar in The Wrestlers Vs Zombies review. Is it Taz Jaguar on the phone?!?!
Hey! Give them a break on the aspect ratios!
Sometimes you just don't have the energy to type in four digits into a sequence setting!
Boo! Get out of here, Kenny! 🤣
I'm actually watching this now on the 5-month anniversary
You’re intro music is such a banger Zane
Internet fans: It's still better than a Baron Corbin match.
No, no it isint. At least a Corbin match has competent production values.
What I just watched is the most incompetent piece of film making I have ever seen.
And that includes my own films I made in school. Lol
Cheers.
As a video editor and a cinematographer, watching this UDM thing makes me sad but also makes me laugh
13:55 KILLED me :'DDD