The fact that Michael didn't spot that note while spinning the dial and still knew where the needle had landed just by looking at the angle of the needle shows how much twister they really played
The weirdly out of place genuine crying flicked a switch somewhere in my brain, and I am now very confusedly attached to and invested in these characters
If anybody hates me explaining/ruining jokes, don’t read the rest of this reply. Up to this point this man has been the sane man, and reacted pretty much how you would in his situation. When playing Twister at gunpoint, the last thing on your mind is the state of your friendship with this psychopath. You certainly don’t wanna be his friend, do you? Him telling you he’s not your friend should mean nothing. Yet, this guy is genuinely hurt by it. What the heck!? What has this friendship been like?? Why does he value it so much?? OH GOSH. Dude, if this man has like, taken him on absurd adventures and only ever communicated his true feelings on taped-on papers that suddenly manifested places, yeah I could see Michael just going along with this escalated passive aggressivism all the way until this heartbreaking revelation.
"Left foot red" will always be the most iconic twister motion for all of eternity to me now. I hear left foot red? My brain immediatly goes "thats disappointment. *thats cold pizza"*
The symbolism of this piece is great. I enjoy the constant allusion to things being late or time being up. Michael was obviously someone close to Not Michael, someone with whom he'd play Twister frequently. But suddenly, Michael has become distant to Not Michael. They've become estranged to one another, and with all the time that Not Michael spends away from Michael, the more time he has to realize that he and Michael don't have as much in common as he thought. But Michael is an unfortunate figure in that he doesn't realize he's doing this to Not Michael. So it comes to a boiling point. The monologue about pizza wasn't just random - it's an analogue to the tenuous connection between Michael and Not Michael. It isn't until it's too late that Michael acknowledges his friend, I.E. when the party is over and the pizza is poised to be late. And even at the end of the day, Michael still didn't want to spend time with his friend doing something they genuinely used to enjoy together. Not Michael literally had to hold him at gunpoint just for Michael to give him the time of day. And I donno about you, but I don't know if you'd call someone you have to hold at gunpoint to get them to interact with you your friend. Not Michael only wanted one thing, and... I suppose you could say that Michael didn't deliver in time.
I believe the cold pizza represents how Micheal is being cold to Not Micheal. Furthermore anchovies and pineapple were never supposed to be together and I believe this represents how Micheal and Not Micheal are no longer compatible.
this is my favorite example of one of the most important rules of writing. If a gun is shot in the second act, it must be shown in the first act. If twister is played in the second act, it must be mentioned in the first act.
What I appreciate about this is that Michael is a very patient friend who barely minds being held at gun point and still considers this dude his friend, only to be heartbroken to lose him.
Lyrics: "Its raining" "Yeah, yeah, it is... So, are you gonna leave, dude because it's 2 am and everybody else has gone home s-" "Pizza is going to be cold..." "I-i-i-i'm sorry, pizza??" "Guaranteed 30 minutes.. so it's free". "Are you tryna tell me something?" "That's guaranteed 30 years of therapy when I bite down into a cold slice of fresh pizza" **Chair crunch** "Is this because I wouldn't play twister with you?" "It's been 31 minutes... that's disappointment, *that's cold pizza"* **knock on door** "Go ahead... open it. *no,* _i'll open it for you"_ "Wow, uh, anchovies, that's, uh, that's a trope" "Look again... anchovies and pineapple... everything I touch goes to waste. everything I waste gets recycled **loads gun** *GET IN THE PIZZA VAN, MICHAEL"* "Woah, Woah, Woah- _heyheyheyhey_ whatareyou doing? Put the gun dow-" *"THE VAN, MICHAEL. GET IN THE VAN"* >:( ................. "You know man, I hate this song... lemme just turn it.. off.." :^ "You like the Bee Gees Michael?" "Um.. not in particular-" "name one of their albums.. go ahead, _anyone."_ "I can't.. really" *"PARALLEL PARKING. YOU KNOW HOW TO PARALLEL PARK?"* "No. I mean..." _"Exactly. It's a myth created by the CIA to trick us into chasing the elusive dream of attempting perfect symmetry. We can't play god, Michael. God is the meter maid. _*_AND YOUR TIME IS UP"_* "Uh.. I'm sorry. Where are we going again-" "Oh, we're here." **car door** "So, I mean, what-d, what-d, what exactly are we doing he-" "You feeling limper, Michael?" "Really man, really??? You brought me all the way out here, in the middle of the night, to play twister? I knew it.. I knew it!" "Go ahead Michael, spin the dial" "No- I'm not spinning the dial." *"spin the dial, Michael"* **spinnnnnnnn** "Left foot on red. Are you happy?" "Look again.." "Yeah, how's that make you feel?" **sad betrayal noises** *_"that's what I thought you little b i t c h"_*
I've been reading comments for like an hour on this video and this comment has 4k likes and it's pretty much at the bottom of the comment section. Good job UA-cam.
Who parallel parks? No one. And we all know it. This video speaks the truth. Parallel parking is the leading cause of angst and anxiety around the world and it's time we all start speaking out like this brave young man did today. We can end PP once and for all. #stopthePP
I don’t even know what the hecc happened, how that’s related to the rain, how that sequence happened, how the animation style fits it so well as well as the voices, how this idea even came about.. *I want to be just like you*
One day my boyfriend turned to me and recited this entire video, word for word. I looked on in shock and amazement. I had no idea what he was on about. Then he showed me this video. Now I can recite the whole video. I shall pass it down to my little brothers. This audio will echo on through generations.
We really do need a "It's raining 2" Why exactly? Even though this is a cult classic that surpasses the boundaries meant to withold us? Because.....how exactly are they gonna go back? Who's gonna drive? And how awkward is the ride back gonna be. Not to mention that pizza was left uneaten.
“Do you know why gravity was created mIchAeL?” “No I don-“ “It was created to keep us here on Earth mIchAeL.” “Earth is a prison, and gravity are the chains that bound us here.” “Everything has a purpose here mIchAeL.” “And you’re here to play twister with me.”
I watched this for the first time two years ago. Today it showed up in my recommendations, just when I had forgotten it existed. To this day it is still absolutely glorious.
I watched this years ago and every single time I come back to it- just as good as I remember it. From the first time I'd seen it, it was a masterpiece and forever will it be a wonderful representation of my life, a staple of the endless days ahead, until there is nobody, not one person, left to play Twister with me. Thank you, Zalinki. Thank you for showing me the way.
This video is an inside joke between my friend and I. He would friggin come close to me In a really low, grumbly voice And go "That's a disappointment Michael That's cold pizza"
You expected Dio didn't you? I used to have a sister like that and it was awesome I still have the sister, just no more of those inside jokes anymore :/
Get yourself a friend like Michael: someone who would be sad you're no longer friends despite pointing a gun at him and making him drive all the way to the middle of the woods in the middle of the night
I was sitting here wondering how the hell this was made, why it was made, what point of the video I could grab onto for context to this weirdly relatable satire. Then I realised this is a mundane recreation of every "charismatic" villian ever praised in the last 10 years, dribbling philosophical nonsense enigmatically demanding our symapthy and then hitting us with a low blow made ever stronger by our estranged attachment to the villian despite the action corrupting all the supposed morals we respected the villain for. An emotional tryst with a ultimately counter intuitive character we only meet for a short time before the movie ends, and we're left hurt by the fictional. Or its just a fun random video, I don't frickin' know...
@@bruhcomeon. Bruh, that was 4 sentences, though one of them could be considered a run on. I'm looking for answers in a world that has none. No normal person would describe his own chagrin with another over a simple party game in such an eloquent yet cryptic manner. Of course the comedy of the video was very much intent on the juxtaposition to the intensity of the delivery to the paltry offense, that needed no explaining. No, my original analysis was not on explaining and ruining the joke, as I just have, but figuring out the weird familiarity I had with tortured individual. He was absurd, certainly not like any friend I had talked to. In attempt to understand this melancholic feeling this character gave me, I sought to deduce what inspiration the artist had. I did not have to look for long, his phrasing was so similar to the likes of several movie and video game villains I had seen before like, Thanos talking of his home world to justify mass murder, or the Joker talking about the illusion of order to justify his insanity. Immediately I had understood, the artist had mastered this art of emotional manipulation, the same used by others to get the viewers emotionally invested in both the journey of the hero, and the villain, despite their crossed ideologies. And so I showed my thoughts, wild and baseless as they be. For I too had another intention, one I fear you might have missed, to become the very thing I commented on, for light comedic purposes. To expound with a shocking lack of brevity, and immediately shatter it with a shill, noncommittal alternative. And, I now have done it once again in a shallow bid that could have just been told with one simple phrase. r/wooosh. But I fear that maybe you too, had an air of comedy and sarcasm. Perhaps, I was the r/wooosh all along? Have I indeed made a complete ass of myself yet? Have you even bothered to read this far? Was it a waste of my time to write this much for a dumb joke? Time may never tell.
I see why he is ending his friendship with him, literally he says that it's raining at 2 am but that dude doesn't care and just say that if he can leave, that was the drop that spilled the glass for never seen him like a friend anymore.
I felt like I understood everything, and was completely confused at the same time.
Modern art- art that draws an emotion out from someone, but you dont know what it is
the counter counter EXACTLY
Same
Yup
joy
Bruh I thought this was gonna be like some lo-fi mix with a calming animation
I love this more
Bruh same
SAME😂😂😂
To Meme or Not To Meme same
Stop reading my mind.
Yeah i thought it gonna be some lo-fi aesthetic shit
The fact that Michael didn't spot that note while spinning the dial and still knew where the needle had landed just by looking at the angle of the needle shows how much twister they really played
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@@farnisverycool what?
@@farnisverycool you made a statement that caused a contradictory state, you are comments
nah i think it’s funnier to imagine that the note just wasnt there before and instead appeared after he looked back at the spinner.
@@ok-lm4wf Now we have the duality of funny or, clues and symbolism for the context of a story
If this was an animated series
I would watch it.
A_Stranger2256 The Amazing World of Zalinski
greensteam same
honestly tho
Yes
Somebody has to pick this shit up and turn it into a show
i thought this might be an aesthetic video but it's not. it's actually cold pizza
Tsunxm this video is not a disappointment, this video isn’t cold pizza
same
"That's dissapointment"
Look again, how does that make you feel?
You like the BGs Michael?
that really was a TWIST
wait-
666th like lol
*slaps knees* AAHAHAHAHAHAahahh... *sobs*
I get it.
I’m jumping off a cliff after seeing that reply
This was actually the first story board for Joker.
lol
lol
lol
lol
These reply's are desipointment
*That's cold pizza*
The weirdly out of place genuine crying flicked a switch somewhere in my brain, and I am now very confusedly attached to and invested in these characters
Same
Same
Same
If anybody hates me explaining/ruining jokes, don’t read the rest of this reply.
Up to this point this man has been the sane man, and reacted pretty much how you would in his situation. When playing Twister at gunpoint, the last thing on your mind is the state of your friendship with this psychopath. You certainly don’t wanna be his friend, do you? Him telling you he’s not your friend should mean nothing. Yet, this guy is genuinely hurt by it.
What the heck!? What has this friendship been like?? Why does he value it so much?? OH GOSH. Dude, if this man has like, taken him on absurd adventures and only ever communicated his true feelings on taped-on papers that suddenly manifested places, yeah I could see Michael just going along with this escalated passive aggressivism all the way until this heartbreaking revelation.
Same
All that because Michael wouldn’t play twister
@a a
I'm sorry.. but what the hell? xD
I mean, and you wouldn't?
We all could learn a valuable lesson from this god sent video
Deserves him right xD
Thanks for summing it up I wouldn’t have understood the moral of the story if it hadn’t been for you.
"Go ahead, open it."
*one second later*
"No, I'll open it for you."
An eager one to open the box
"Wow uhhh anchouis...that's a trope!"
"Look at it again Mickle!"
@The man behind the slaughter gt in the freking van michal
@The man behind the slaughter do you like the beejies micheal?
@The man behind the slaughter name one of their albums. Go ahead.
This is like the sitcom script your brain writes when you’re falling asleep and you’re not paying attention anymore
So I'm not the only one who does that-
Lexi Lala No, no you’re not...
Lexi Lala saying I just had a panic attack and now I’m starting to fall asleep it’s true. I only have convos with myself after a panic attack.
I have no words
True
"Left foot red" will always be the most iconic twister motion for all of eternity to me now. I hear left foot red? My brain immediatly goes "thats disappointment. *thats cold pizza"*
Or it can be a inside joke for we’re not friends anymore
that was the most believable break up in entertainment history
R.achel 04 Unrelated but nice profile haha
Zuko's Honor thanks fire lord:)
Is that Robin in your profile picture?
Frisé feeling whelmed?
I'm feeling the aster
I am deeply confused as to why such top tier content is in my recommendation.
I only like SHIT
S tier
It's because you deserve the best!
I want to like this but it’s at 888
Exactly. Everything I touch turns to ruin
If I ever have to end a friendship, this is how I'm doing it
You have to have a friendship to end a friendship
Same
@@a.s.d.p214 Dude you have killed this man.
A.S. D.P LMAOOOOO
Cold pizza
The symbolism of this piece is great. I enjoy the constant allusion to things being late or time being up. Michael was obviously someone close to Not Michael, someone with whom he'd play Twister frequently. But suddenly, Michael has become distant to Not Michael. They've become estranged to one another, and with all the time that Not Michael spends away from Michael, the more time he has to realize that he and Michael don't have as much in common as he thought. But Michael is an unfortunate figure in that he doesn't realize he's doing this to Not Michael. So it comes to a boiling point. The monologue about pizza wasn't just random - it's an analogue to the tenuous connection between Michael and Not Michael. It isn't until it's too late that Michael acknowledges his friend, I.E. when the party is over and the pizza is poised to be late. And even at the end of the day, Michael still didn't want to spend time with his friend doing something they genuinely used to enjoy together. Not Michael literally had to hold him at gunpoint just for Michael to give him the time of day. And I donno about you, but I don't know if you'd call someone you have to hold at gunpoint to get them to interact with you your friend.
Not Michael only wanted one thing, and... I suppose you could say that Michael didn't deliver in time.
Wonderful analysis 😍😍😍
I believe the cold pizza represents how Micheal is being cold to Not Micheal. Furthermore anchovies and pineapple were never supposed to be together and I believe this represents how Micheal and Not Micheal are no longer compatible.
Micheal liked anchovies but not micheal was a pineapple man
haha
yea
Wow... I'm speechless...
I would play twister with you everyday
GingerPale XP
Spin the dial.
GingerPale
Don’t know how to feel about this, but honestly same-
O my god it's gingerpale
GingerPale OMG IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN
this is my favorite example of one of the most important rules of writing. If a gun is shot in the second act, it must be shown in the first act.
If twister is played in the second act, it must be mentioned in the first act.
Chekhov's twister
Actually, other way around, if a gun is shown in the first act it must be fired in the second act.
@@melodymsg potato potato
Basically introduce something first before doing something with it out of nowhere so it'll make sense.
@@midenarithmos9200 yes, but also if you set something up, use it.
Everything i toutch turns to waste, everything i waste gets recycled.
Get in the van
_we’re not friends anymore_
“.....”
“Yeah, how does that make you feel?”
*soft sobbing*
" you little bitch"
**end video**
@@Pikpikcarrotzz *video starts again*
Yeah, thanks for describing the video we all just saw.
that hits hard
Hope you all have a good weekend
Zalinki you too. Good video!
Thanks Zanks
K.
Zalinki Thanks Z, you too
we can try
That’s disappointment.
*That’s Cold Pizza.*
_, ,_
•,》《,•
/-__-\
Gabe Jones wtf is that a dancing crab
@@Im_Not_Loss No, it's him at 0:32
Gabe Jones Alright I see the mouth, but I can’t unsee the crab rave
@@Im_Not_Loss Lol
i love how he ACTUALLY started crying
Are you telling me you won't cry if your friend became not friends through this method
GreenFire03 stop that
angry that’s what I thought you little bitch
Jacob Wingers fuck you quit it
angry can’t tell if you’re role playing your username or what but I was just quoting the video lol
What I appreciate about this is that Michael is a very patient friend who barely minds being held at gun point and still considers this dude his friend, only to be heartbroken to lose him.
Now I just feel bad for Micheal
That's what I thought you lil 🅱itch
I'm not sorry for Michael...
🅱️ay
Michael didn't play Twister with him, Michael deserved it.
I feel bad for anyone who spells michael incorrectly
I mean he should've played twister.....so there forth he brought this amung himself(lmao did this make sense?)
This is literally genius writing there’s so many iconic quotes that can come from this two minute video
Remember that one time ikr I'm baffled at the beauty and simplicity of this writing. It's just two minutes, but it's got so much essence...
God is the meter maid *and your time is up*
“Everything I touch goes to waste. everything I waste gets recycled” personal favourite
Don't you dare try to steal my profile ever again. My profile pic.
“Feeling limber, Micheal?”
how did the storyboard for this even look like holy shit
Probably a lot like this animatic.
You're looking at it kappa
Wat r u trying to say?
Ohhh 666 likes
It would look like this smh
Lyrics:
"Its raining"
"Yeah, yeah, it is...
So, are you gonna leave, dude because it's 2 am and everybody else has gone home s-"
"Pizza is going to be cold..."
"I-i-i-i'm sorry, pizza??"
"Guaranteed 30 minutes.. so it's free".
"Are you tryna tell me something?"
"That's guaranteed 30 years of therapy when I bite down into a cold slice of fresh pizza"
**Chair crunch**
"Is this because I wouldn't play twister with you?"
"It's been 31 minutes... that's disappointment, *that's cold pizza"*
**knock on door**
"Go ahead... open it. *no,* _i'll open it for you"_
"Wow, uh, anchovies, that's, uh, that's a trope"
"Look again... anchovies and pineapple...
everything I touch goes to waste.
everything I waste gets recycled
**loads gun**
*GET IN THE PIZZA VAN, MICHAEL"*
"Woah, Woah, Woah- _heyheyheyhey_ whatareyou doing? Put the gun dow-"
*"THE VAN, MICHAEL. GET IN THE VAN"* >:(
.................
"You know man, I hate this song... lemme just turn it.. off.." :^
"You like the Bee Gees Michael?"
"Um.. not in particular-"
"name one of their albums.. go ahead, _anyone."_
"I can't.. really"
*"PARALLEL PARKING. YOU KNOW HOW TO PARALLEL PARK?"*
"No. I mean..."
_"Exactly. It's a myth created by the CIA to trick us into chasing the elusive dream of attempting perfect symmetry. We can't play god, Michael. God is the meter maid. _*_AND YOUR TIME IS UP"_*
"Uh.. I'm sorry. Where are we going again-"
"Oh, we're here."
**car door**
"So, I mean, what-d, what-d, what exactly are we doing he-"
"You feeling limper, Michael?"
"Really man, really??? You brought me all the way out here, in the middle of the night, to play twister? I knew it.. I knew it!"
"Go ahead Michael, spin the dial"
"No- I'm not spinning the dial."
*"spin the dial, Michael"*
**spinnnnnnnn**
"Left foot on red. Are you happy?"
"Look again.."
"Yeah, how's that make you feel?"
**sad betrayal noises**
*_"that's what I thought you little b i t c h"_*
Ur a god for this
finally, lyrics for my favourite song.
You know you could just turn on the captions lol
@@jordanjay2890 no. *I want to be the lyric guy today*
*respect.*
This is wild I’m in love-
Jakeneutron I didn't know you watch Zal, that's awesome!
“We can’t play God, Micheal. God is the meter maid”
*A N D Y O U R T I M E I S UP*
My boyfriend's name is Michael and I'm making a compendium of all the times people spell it Micheal for him
So thank you
@@brynnhill8848 glad to help, I guess
@@croissantman3306 🙏👌
"nah i'm- i'm sorry, where are we going again?"
He just now said that lmao
We all need a friend like unnamed twister pizza van gun guy.
Only for a little bit.
Michael
I just call him Kaiden
I relate to him on a spiritual level
'Look again"
Why did he put on the mask when Michael already knew what he looked like ? 😂
COVID-19.
You're supposed to wear masks in public these days.
he’s gonna test positive real quick with that mask.
I mean- why not?
To protect his identity
because he stole the pizza truck
I have never felt so uncomfortable but so intrigued
Intriguing, but highly... disturbing.
Bountyful Bunny strange... but so hilarious
*"Get in the Pizza Van Micheal"... **_Pizza Time Stops_*
and it GET LOUDER
No pizza time finally begine
*ITS PIZZA TIME*
I thought he said *Get in the pizza Micheal*
*I thought this was about rain, where did the rain go?*
Oh, the rain was in his eyes, it's raining again. Yay
It's not about the rain
It's about the pain
The pain when you twist your foot playing FUCKING TWISTER
Look up shin shan. It remindes me of that Japanese show.
into each life some rain must fall
but too much is falling in mine
It's not rain look again get in the PIZZA VAN
I've been reading comments for like an hour on this video and this comment has 4k likes and it's pretty much at the bottom of the comment section.
Good job UA-cam.
You know "God is the meter maid and your time is up" is actually a pretty kickass line
Who parallel parks? No one. And we all know it.
This video speaks the truth. Parallel parking is the leading cause of angst and anxiety around the world and it's time we all start speaking out like this brave young man did today.
We can end PP once and for all.
#stopthePP
I don’t even know what parallel parking is. What is it?
Just Ronjay a lie. Don’t even bother to google it.
patara pataranawac
Congratulations. Now I think you’re both losers for complaining about something that’s seemingly fucking harmless.
Just Ronjay it’s just a joke chill tf out, and depending on your car, parallel parking can be a real bitch
Marci Cleaver
There. Now I have something to work with.
This makes me wish I had a friend to hold at gunpoint to play board games with.
That is a very specific wish...
I love it
Welp if you say so *cocks gun* _Wanna be friends_
Y'know... that might be your problem :]
i'm pretty late to see your comment but...
can- can i be your friend?
CLUE is a fun game to LARP.
Dibs on the Professor.
This was such a rollercoaster of confusion and emotions.
Exactly my life.
I was going to like it but the likes were at 69 and I didnt want to ruin it lol
@@skyew5925 Damn, nice.
It really do be like that sometimes lmaoo
I knew it
Yep xD
Literally every time someone says it's raining this in it's entirety plays through my head
That’s disappointment.
*_T h a t ‘ s C o l d P i z z a._*
viktor horvat did you find the word
*_A E S T H E T I C_*
@@viktorexists6948 Legend says Viktor is still looking for that word
@@viktorexists6948 damn still can't find that word?
*S p i n T h e D i a l M i c h e a l*
This is a certain type of aesthetic that I just don’t have a name for. Like, it transcends “shitpost”.... I like it.
8000 cats have a reply, you lil bitch
????
transcending the title of shitpost is an aesthetic itself
WHAT A RIDE
Why does this comment have 2k likes and no replies? The heck xD
@@13syt Everyone's speachless lmao
W H A T A R I D E
WHAT A THRILL
@@user-lq1tp4yw3e I'm seeing this everywhere, is this a mk11 reference?
This guy knows every facial expression and social interaction that makes you feel pain
1:19
Oh god that smooth animation bit made me uncomfortable
1:53
0ozymandias it’s supposed to lol
0:25
1:35
@Pastel Bitch dang I was gonna say that lol
they way you talk reminds me of penguinz0
Now wait just one titty flippin minute.. I do NOt.
Congrats on 1 mil
Werent u the person that got like kidnapped
Zalinki for the next JACK podcast
CR1TIKAL = Zalinki
"That's what I thought you little bi*ch" Omg his face was perfect
CuteC3 Agreed!
The raining has absolutely nothing to do with the video. This is not what I was expecting.
It’s much, much better
"left foot to red"
"look again"
_'we're not friends anymore'_
**starts crying**
kule kid 69 I’m glad you know what the ending was
That’s right you little bitch
kule kid 69 OMG PETER WHY ARE YOU SPOILING THE ANIMATION
www.google.com/search?q=this+is+so+sad+can+we+hit+50+likes+original&tbm=isch&hl=en&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&prmd=ivn&hl=en&ved=2ahUKEwjGrerAt-njAhVJZKwKHV7zB3UQrNwCegQIARAy&biw=360&bih=560#imgrc=aNQwaxHd31-XPM
@@waxmilva5395 lmao
I don’t even know what the hecc happened, how that’s related to the rain, how that sequence happened, how the animation style fits it so well as well as the voices, how this idea even came about..
*I want to be just like you*
This is a loose 21st Century Adaptation of Edgar Allan Poe's "The Cask of Amontillado."
@@E4439Qv5 wow
E4439qv5 I hate how accurate this is
@@E4439Qv5 this is too accurate and i hate it
Who else relates to the hoodie guy on a spiritual level?
Me
WOW.
Ahh huh I'm the 665th comment, you are welcome
Would you compare yourself to God?
Darn, I missed 666th like!
teacher: why aren't you focusing? what's so important to think about on my class?!
my last two braincells:
Anchovies and pineapple
Everything I touch goes to waste
*Everything I waste gets recycled*
Get in the van
...GeT iN tHE piZzA VaN, MIcHaeL
*GET IN THE PIZZA VAN MYCHAEL*
@@DisparaErvilha7387 someone said that the reply above u
Get in the pizza van, Micheal.
My hand is moving to the subscribe button on its own im not moving my hand
*right hand red*
Look again.
This is genius
Why are you smacking it, your bleeding.
I read that in the tune of Red Right Hand, music in all.
Look again.
holy shit has it been a year already
money walrus 669th like, just doin my part
@@granthartzell5523 oh holy fuck this got a few likes huh. Also thanks young man, we need more people out there like you
money walrus holy shit has it already been a year and three months already
@@jackal04 holy shit, has it been 8 hours already?
@@Cinna3unnz oh shit has it been two hours already
Is it weird that I felt emotionally sad for the dude that lost his friend at the end?
*Yes? Oh ok.*
This. This is the type of comedy that I love
Instant sub
_Clicks [Subscribed]_
*Clicks on channel*
_Sees 'Patron Rap Video'_
_[Unsubscribed]_
@@Ekairah can't relate
@@TheAnimator34 :P
n o. I d o n t w a n t t h a t
Everything I touch goes to waste
Everything I waste gets recycled
*get in the van*
Beautiful poem
Same
It was
Everything I touch goes to waste
Everything I waste gets recycled
Get in the pizza van Micheal
"Everything I touch goes to waste."
My brain on its last three cells:
AND EVERYTIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
Derpy dorky dinosaurs studio xd
I'm so glad this was not the lo-fi song I was 100% expecting thank you
Kaitlyn Amos my exact thoughts
Same lol-
SAME THOUGH-
YES
LMAOT THOUGHT THE SAME BRO
This is the best way to tell someone that you don't want to be friends with them anymore
“Thats a guaranteed 30 years in therapy when i bite down into a fresh slice of cold pizza”
Black Shibe just slap it into the microwave
@@tanyafullerton8168 Then it’s not fresh cold it’s just lukewarm
@@KatZEdition It's only lukewarm if you don't warm it up enough
@@LordVader1094 Then it’s not fresh cold it’s soggy hot
*Should've played Twister*
Christian D'Amore yea he should have..
One day my boyfriend turned to me and recited this entire video, word for word. I looked on in shock and amazement. I had no idea what he was on about. Then he showed me this video. Now I can recite the whole video. I shall pass it down to my little brothers. This audio will echo on through generations.
"Everything I touch turns to waste everything I waste gets recycled"
My life 2019
"Get in the pizza van"
My Life 2019
"Fuck me in the ass Micheal oh yeah right there Micheal!"
My life 2019
Haha, what is this... I like it. It's weird.
Do an analysis on this piece of pure art
Crowne Prince...
do it...
make an episode on this...
yoUknoWyoUwanTtO
Crowne Prince
Oh! You're here too! And yes, I must agree!
Nah this happens on a normal everyday basis
We really do need a "It's raining 2"
Why exactly? Even though this is a cult classic that surpasses the boundaries meant to withold us?
Because.....how exactly are they gonna go back? Who's gonna drive? And how awkward is the ride back gonna be.
Not to mention that pizza was left uneaten.
all_late_gamer56 of course it was uneaten. It was cold pizza. It was disappointment.
@@awreck568
not as much as i am
It's raining 2 must be the 30 years of therapy.
The pizza had pineapple on it therefore it was unfit for consumption and must be burned
Its got pineaplle i need therapy
It's been 3 yrs and whenever it's raining I still make sure to say it just like that and stare off into the distance ominously.
“Do you know why gravity was created mIchAeL?”
“No I don-“
“It was created to keep us here on Earth mIchAeL.”
“Earth is a prison, and gravity are the chains that bound us here.”
“Everything has a purpose here mIchAeL.”
“And you’re here to play twister with me.”
I have harnessed the harness
Why did I hear this in Rick's voice crime Rick and morty
XD
I read all that in Jacki Burkhart’s voice from That 70’s Show
@@homicidal_duck WHAT IS THAT MELODY
"We can't play God, Michael"
"God is the meter-maid"
*"And your time is up"*
"I...I'm sorry, Where are we going?"
@@waxmilva5395 "aw-hah, we are here"
Michael*
I read this sequence of comments as the scene played out. Exactly on time.
That's not how you spell Michael you fucking incel
I don't know why I can just see this in The Amazing World of Gumball
HeavensFinest sounds like something from it
holy crap it totally does
_That's what I thought you little bitch_
This is basically an episode from that
“Guaranteed 30 minuets or it’s free”
*That’s a guaranteed 30 years in therapy after I bite into a cold slice of fresh pizza*
*”Feeling limber Michael?”*
*top ten anime break-ups*
I want whoever’s reading this to know that this has become a personal meme within our friend group. All five of us can recite this video from memory.
N I C E
Epical
You are my favorite comment like for u
SAME
Same.
I watched this for the first time two years ago. Today it showed up in my recommendations, just when I had forgotten it existed. To this day it is still absolutely glorious.
*Look Again*
*Everything I touch goes to waste*
*Everything I waste is recycled*
*Get in the Pizza van, Michael*
Whiskers da Catfoosh THE VAN, MICHAEL, *GET IN THE VAN*
That's good pizza micheal
420th like 😎
I'm so glad you exist
I'm not XDDDDDDDDDD
Everything I touch turns to waste.
Everything I waste gets recycled.
Get in the pizza van Michael
*The van Michael, GET IN THE VAN.*
Whaaat
My favorite line
I watched this years ago and every single time I come back to it- just as good as I remember it. From the first time I'd seen it, it was a masterpiece and forever will it be a wonderful representation of my life, a staple of the endless days ahead, until there is nobody, not one person, left to play Twister with me. Thank you, Zalinki. Thank you for showing me the way.
I'm sick so this was legitmately the highlight of my day
Tenshi Meimo I hope you get Healty Soon mah BOII or mah GRILL
im not sick and this was legitimately the highlight of my life
edit: didnt remove my insecurities tho haha lmao i liked my own comment fuck
this is the best thing I've watched this year
Bad year
Zalinki, *water* you talking about
It's been 31 minutes
Thats dissapointment
*thats cold pizza*
I feel you dude
Do you know
The disappointment
The despair
The hatred
When I bite down
Into a
Cold
Ass
Pizza
@@theblandcharlie822 what about a cold ass?
*that's terror*
I actually like cold pizza
love that extra detail with the warm color on the inside of the car and house but its blue outside
i thought this was gonna be a little calm animation BUT OH BOY I LAUGHED
This video is an inside joke between my friend and I.
He would friggin come close to me
In a really low, grumbly voice
And go
"That's a disappointment Michael
That's cold pizza"
That sounds great
@@whatif3271 Right, I wish I had a friend like that. (Is it bad if I'm serious?)
You expected Dio didn't you?
I also wish I had a friend like that
-i could be your friend like that ; - ;-
That's great x'3
You expected Dio didn't you? I used to have a sister like that
and it was awesome
I still have the sister, just no more of those inside jokes anymore :/
I always find myself coming back to this animation no matter what.
Honestly you could make a religion out of this.
It kinda does have a Pulp Fiction kinda vibe doesn't it?
no dont
@@wizardNeha16 bet
@@iKnowaNoah challenge accepted
@@wizardNeha16 oh god
Get yourself a friend like Michael: someone who would be sad you're no longer friends despite pointing a gun at him and making him drive all the way to the middle of the woods in the middle of the night
wtf your art style is like.. so calming and pleasing to watch and look at. please never change, your content is so awesome!!
coopergeek Woah Cooper I found you in here XD
*“Quality Pizza”*
*Directed by M night m Shyamalan.*
Aww for some reason I want to give him a hug when he start crying
1:18 The sudden smooth animation spooked me.
this is an incredibly good video dad
I was sitting here wondering how the hell this was made, why it was made, what point of the video I could grab onto for context to this weirdly relatable satire. Then I realised this is a mundane recreation of every "charismatic" villian ever praised in the last 10 years, dribbling philosophical nonsense enigmatically demanding our symapthy and then hitting us with a low blow made ever stronger by our estranged attachment to the villian despite the action corrupting all the supposed morals we respected the villain for. An emotional tryst with a ultimately counter intuitive character we only meet for a short time before the movie ends, and we're left hurt by the fictional.
Or its just a fun random video, I don't frickin' know...
All good theories. . . I'm gonna go with the first one.
Well...damn
You kinda sound like him lol
Wtf u didn't have to deconstruct it into like 3FREAKINGPARAGRAPHS
Ew
It's just about Twister, that's all ugh.
@@bruhcomeon. Bruh, that was 4 sentences, though one of them could be considered a run on.
I'm looking for answers in a world that has none. No normal person would describe his own chagrin with another over a simple party game in such an eloquent yet cryptic manner. Of course the comedy of the video was very much intent on the juxtaposition to the intensity of the delivery to the paltry offense, that needed no explaining. No, my original analysis was not on explaining and ruining the joke, as I just have, but figuring out the weird familiarity I had with tortured individual. He was absurd, certainly not like any friend I had talked to. In attempt to understand this melancholic feeling this character gave me, I sought to deduce what inspiration the artist had. I did not have to look for long, his phrasing was so similar to the likes of several movie and video game villains I had seen before like, Thanos talking of his home world to justify mass murder, or the Joker talking about the illusion of order to justify his insanity. Immediately I had understood, the artist had mastered this art of emotional manipulation, the same used by others to get the viewers emotionally invested in both the journey of the hero, and the villain, despite their crossed ideologies. And so I showed my thoughts, wild and baseless as they be. For I too had another intention, one I fear you might have missed, to become the very thing I commented on, for light comedic purposes. To expound with a shocking lack of brevity, and immediately shatter it with a shill, noncommittal alternative. And, I now have done it once again in a shallow bid that could have just been told with one simple phrase. r/wooosh. But I fear that maybe you too, had an air of comedy and sarcasm. Perhaps, I was the r/wooosh all along? Have I indeed made a complete ass of myself yet? Have you even bothered to read this far? Was it a waste of my time to write this much for a dumb joke? Time may never tell.
You know I keep drifting back to this video and honestly? This is just a quality visual presentation of what goes on in my head
The disappointment wasn't that the pizza was cold, it's that it had anchovies and pineapple.
Pineapples on pizza are delicious
pineapples on pizza is good though
Everything he touched turned to waste
@@carrots6071 blasphemy
@@samayalidder8624 double blasphemy
I am so... terribly confused about everything happening in this video, but I wouldn't change any of it
Go ahead. Read the "about" section of this channel. Now watch this video again. Tell me this isn't canon to the main plot of the story.
Comment didn't age well. Hope you are alright Z :(
I see why he is ending his friendship with him, literally he says that it's raining at 2 am but that dude doesn't care and just say that if he can leave, that was the drop that spilled the glass for never seen him like a friend anymore.