"Im going on a date later and my date expects me to look younger... so... CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR BLOOD?!" this is the best line ever spoken in modern entertainment
I like the implication that witches are green and shriveled as children, then by their young-adulthood they look like normal people, but then they go back to being green and shriveled by the time they're old.
you know i used to think the "young photos" were actually taken when she was younger so it confused me why they all looked so modern in how they were taken and stuff but im now realizing theyre probably just her with the youth potion.
Based on the style of those pictures I'd say they could have possibly been taken any time within the last 60 years. Before then, the combination of makeup, clothing, poses, and color photography are extremely unlikely. But there did exist photographs like this in the 1960s. Usually if they were casual or candid amateur shots like this look they'd be in black and white, but color film was available and I've seen plenty of color photos of in the '60s that look like this. At the time, these kinds of photographs were often considered pornographic. The color reminds me of Pamela Green and Harrison Marks, but the nontraditional "non-studio" aesthetic is more New York bohemians. Like they could have been taken at Andy Warhol's Factory. However, some of the photographs look like selfies and the style of clothing and makeup became more common over time. I think your explanation of them being recent photographs taken with a youth potion is more likely than them being vintage photographs. Also, although can be very old, witches may be younger than they appear. It can be a very unhealthy healthy lifestyle. It wouldn't surprise me if they age prematurely and turn green and warty like pickled cucumbers. But I do think she took the photos in the last decade using a youth potion and a smartphone. I also think there's a good chance the animator didn't even consider this and might have attempted more old-fashioned photos if he'd thought about it. Then again, how is a photo that looks old supposed to decieve a young suitor? The youth potion explanation is very likely. Perhaps they also become youthful looking during certain rituals. In many stories, witches can temporarily conceal their aging.
@@QuadElementals i think she found out they were made out of child's blood recently. like the phrasing that "my sister told me" instead of her just saying it, as something she knows, makes me think she found out about it in a recent conversation with her sister. at least thats how i interpret it.
To be fair... she had to be told. Mirriam's friend: "So about those youth potions. Kinda not okay to use child's blood these days" Mirriam: **Surprised pikachu face** "No no nooo. Really? Why I milked three children just the other day" Friend: "Sooo..." Mirriam: "Want to get Joanna and go kidnap some handsome young men?" Friend: "Oh yes, let's."
I think the reason Miriam is okay with kidnapping but not using youth potions due to its contents is because she genuinely doesn't know that kidnapping is bad. She only informs Joanna of this "take of the century" because someone else told her about it. Maybe kidnapping is just a typical part of witch culture, so she doesn't realize how problematic that is
There was actually a study around 2010 that showed that elderly people who received a blood transfusion from a younger person had a lot of age related ailments lessen for a time afterward. Also bone-marrow transplants tend to cure a lot of other chronic ailments from type one diabeetes to hiv.
Alexander Bogdonav (sp?) 1920's apparently had great success with this as well, until he didn't from pathogens he couldn't test for. But we have the technology...
@Aspiring Marauder or clone you and you find a door leading to piles of your dessicated twins lying mangled on the processing room floor, causing you to question if you are the real you or just the juiciest version. I mean umbrella Corp has already primed us with the thought implantation so...
voracious viewer there has been a recent experiment on trying to make beef without murdering a cow. And it works for the most part. One small problem is just like the youth potion. A SMALL VIAL OF BLOOD, SHE NEEDS IT! But I wonder if we can do that to children and do endless replication of blood cells. Could we get "youth blood"? Or would those slowly age or mutate and become cancerous before they are even useful? Not to mention you would need to get over the morale issues with that
@@duckduck5728 oh I know where to get some good morales, I would typically suggest a fungi with a more complimentary flavor profile, say a porcini, but I aim to please the palate of my guests, Morales for our vials of 'clone' blood it shall be!
@@lordlasagna5121 idk man, I didn't see that til college 😅 like if you're under 18 and giving blood without a permission slip or something that seems...iffy. Lol
@@thinkfreak489 It's not really a "joke," per se, it's just a funny way of saying that someone let their opinion be known very strongly as in "the take of the century."
Think Freak basically “she gave me an incredibly interesting viewpoint on youth potions that intrigued and surprised me”. But in a really silly way of saying it. Edit: “hot takes” is usually how people say it, if that helps for reference.
@@sully1917 "Drop" is also a slang term. You would usually drop some facts or drop some knowledge on someone, meaning that you informed them or told them something. It sort of comes from the phrase "drop an album" like a record or recording or "drop a beat" so it kind of implies that what you have to say is something important in anticipated. "Drop" and "Take" are more commonly used words, "take of the century" is something used much less commonly and is part of why its so funny. Also, it is probably used much more frequently in an ironic or sarcastic way. Good luck with your English studies!
Sarah with an H Yeah, I’m willing! Do you think 33 is too old? Would she just transform into something between her age and 33, or all the way? 33’s not bad. I guess it depends on how old her date is. We must know!
@@rioreason these are the important questions. I highly doubt 33 is too old. Thinking about this more, I've got questions on the logistics of the potion. If you were to mix blood of different ages would you become some age in-between the oldest and youngest ages? Or does it just subtract age depending on how much you drink and the potency depends on the age of blood? How does this work? What's the best way to do this?
It's been two years since a first saw this clip and I still find it fascinating. I'm not exaggerating when I say I need a FULL series of this!!! where is it?! If I were an aritist reading a fan comment that said "please make a series of this" you know what I'd do, Miriam? I'd give her the series, she needs it !
I love the little sounds they make and how they interrupt themselves and each other, really makes for an authentic-feeling conversation. Idk if this is taken from anything or original audio but I love it, and the animation makes it really come alive, too.
As a former Child I can confirm that we had lots of blood. Didn't even know what to do with all that blood, used to go spilling it _everywhere._ So wasteful. 😞
@Mama Yaw Oh you laugh, and I can understand -- it would be hard to imagine, looking at me now. But it's true! Actually spent a whole decade as a Child and then some.
Ah, yes... To be young and full of blood again. I used to drive the vampires in ny neighborhood crazy with how openly I used to flaunt all that blood I had
I was expecting her to match with some crotchety old wizard who also used the “young pictures” And maybe they actually like each other despite both being old and gross, maybe it actually works out. That’d be kinda wholesome
Yeah, but i got my blood drawn once and it scared the hell out of me. It was so much blood...O-O also im wicked scared of needles so the thought of a needle doing that scares me even more...
Gray Philosopher Tell that to a kid screaming after getting his shots. I went through it with my kid. There’s no reasoning with a screaming child. You just have to pick them up and carry them to the bowl of lollies.
Miriam: Using pictures of yourself on a dating app form when you were younger instead of current pictures is deceitful and therefore wrong. Miriam: Using childrens blood in youth potions is wrong because you're stealing blood from children. Also Miriam: Kidnapping someone to date them is perfectly fine
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
Showed this to my little brother a while back and he keeps asking me to watch this again and again its adorable. Literally the other day we went to get blood tests and he started talking about how the witches should just work at donation places and take an extra vial per kid
Lol reminds me of when I was a kid. My older brother would show me UA-cam/other internet videos (UA-cam was still pretty new at that time), and I would get obsessed with like one video for months, and watch it over and over. Good times haha
“wHaT hApPenEd tO tHe gOoD oLd fAsHiOn oF kIdNaPpIng-“ *wElL yOu dOn’T hAve To dO tHaT aNymOre!* This is like a good line for a tinder ad on Halloween 😂
@@Karma_616 In this day and age men want that women show a bit more bite and spine. They basicly want to be kidnapped by them. It's just how power dynamics work nowadays. I don't know about the murder part though. It seems a bit short sighted and exessiv to me.
Everytime I have to take blood from a partient and they go "you're not gonna take too much, are you?" my go-to joke is always "you got a lot of blood, sir, what are you gonna do with all of it? might as well spare some for me!"
@@JuliaAYRAULT Drop means to give or release something. A take can mean an opinion or viewpoint. And obviously a century means a span of a hundred years. So when someone says "drop the take of the century" it means to express a very astounding and thought-provoking opinion that challenges what most other people would think. In this case, the opinion that using the blood of children can be problematic when most witches don't see a problem with it.
"Im going on a date later and my date expects me to look younger... so... CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR BLOOD?!"
this is the best line ever spoken in modern entertainment
„If Im a child and a nice *green* old woman”
Child: totally not a witch
Not EVEN a so.... "CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR BLOOD!" 🤣
"Do you know what I would do Miriam? I'd give her the blood *ShE nEeDs iT"*
Child: ....
Witch: .....
Child: 🤔 So exactly how *much* candy are you offering for this "donation"....
SHE NEEDS IT!!!
"Isn't that a little deceitful?" Kidnapping is fine, but never break someone's trust.
Witches have *STANDARDS* Spencer!
at least kidnapping is honest.
She probably didn't fully realize it was immoral since it took her sister to explain to her why it was "problematic".
@@virrig6923 Because their intentions were pure.
you right you right
I like the implication that witches are green and shriveled as children, then by their young-adulthood they look like normal people, but then they go back to being green and shriveled by the time they're old.
I think it might be more likely that... the youth potion isn't a youth potion (probably) but instead a beauty potion.
I like that idea
Could be that they only look human doing reproductive years.
@@Devilcakes Or they could've taken both youth AND beauty potions. Who says you can't mix them?🤔
@@aangmaster9392you can't just mix chemicals like that. You'll get a biohazard
you know i used to think the "young photos" were actually taken when she was younger so it confused me why they all looked so modern in how they were taken and stuff but im now realizing theyre probably just her with the youth potion.
Based on the style of those pictures I'd say they could have possibly been taken any time within the last 60 years. Before then, the combination of makeup, clothing, poses, and color photography are extremely unlikely. But there did exist photographs like this in the 1960s. Usually if they were casual or candid amateur shots like this look they'd be in black and white, but color film was available and I've seen plenty of color photos of in the '60s that look like this. At the time, these kinds of photographs were often considered pornographic. The color reminds me of Pamela Green and Harrison Marks, but the nontraditional "non-studio" aesthetic is more New York bohemians. Like they could have been taken at Andy Warhol's Factory.
However, some of the photographs look like selfies and the style of clothing and makeup became more common over time. I think your explanation of them being recent photographs taken with a youth potion is more likely than them being vintage photographs.
Also, although can be very old, witches may be younger than they appear. It can be a very unhealthy healthy lifestyle. It wouldn't surprise me if they age prematurely and turn green and warty like pickled cucumbers.
But I do think she took the photos in the last decade using a youth potion and a smartphone. I also think there's a good chance the animator didn't even consider this and might have attempted more old-fashioned photos if he'd thought about it. Then again, how is a photo that looks old supposed to decieve a young suitor? The youth potion explanation is very likely. Perhaps they also become youthful looking during certain rituals. In many stories, witches can temporarily conceal their aging.
But Miriam is in one of those photos and as we've seen in this video she's against youth potions
@@QuadElementals i think she found out they were made out of child's blood recently. like the phrasing that "my sister told me" instead of her just saying it, as something she knows, makes me think she found out about it in a recent conversation with her sister. at least thats how i interpret it.
@@jaded151 or she knew their ingredients but hadn't considered their morality before her sister pointed it out
I think the biggest argument for this is that they’re on an iPhone
"What's wrong with a little kidnapping?"
**Puts catfish pictures**
"Now that's too far"
To be fair... she had to be told.
Mirriam's friend: "So about those youth potions. Kinda not okay to use child's blood these days"
Mirriam: **Surprised pikachu face** "No no nooo. Really? Why I milked three children just the other day"
Friend: "Sooo..."
Mirriam: "Want to get Joanna and go kidnap some handsome young men?"
Friend: "Oh yes, let's."
Thank you I'm slow
THE BLOOD SHE NEEDS IT!!!....
Proffesionals have standards.
Kidnapping is more honest
"What happened to the good ol' fashioned kidnapping?"
"You don't have to do that anymore, th-the app..!"
*"Very modern."*
*_"THE APP, MIRIAM!!"_*
"Oh, Right, Right."
How does it work Joanna
@@odeer170 First you upload pictures of yourself to the application
"I'm obviously only going to use the YOUNG pictures.."
I think the reason Miriam is okay with kidnapping but not using youth potions due to its contents is because she genuinely doesn't know that kidnapping is bad. She only informs Joanna of this "take of the century" because someone else told her about it. Maybe kidnapping is just a typical part of witch culture, so she doesn't realize how problematic that is
I wonder if they want to date for regular dating purposes or they cook the date too.
The part showing her "young pictures" is the most replayed and I think we all need more of that art.
Bonk!
Was going to say that
*grabs baseball bat*
i think you all need more of that fresh air and sunlight
tbf, Joanna was pretty beautiful when younger, and Miriam too!
I'm not a child, but if someone had proof that my blood could make youth potions, I would make absolute bank selling my blood.
There was actually a study around 2010 that showed that elderly people who received a blood transfusion from a younger person had a lot of age related ailments lessen for a time afterward. Also bone-marrow transplants tend to cure a lot of other chronic ailments from type one diabeetes to hiv.
Alexander Bogdonav (sp?) 1920's apparently had great success with this as well, until he didn't from pathogens he couldn't test for. But we have the technology...
@Aspiring Marauder or clone you and you find a door leading to piles of your dessicated twins lying mangled on the processing room floor, causing you to question if you are the real you or just the juiciest version. I mean umbrella Corp has already primed us with the thought implantation so...
voracious viewer there has been a recent experiment on trying to make beef without murdering a cow. And it works for the most part. One small problem is just like the youth potion. A SMALL VIAL OF BLOOD, SHE NEEDS IT! But I wonder if we can do that to children and do endless replication of blood cells. Could we get "youth blood"? Or would those slowly age or mutate and become cancerous before they are even useful? Not to mention you would need to get over the morale issues with that
@@duckduck5728 oh I know where to get some good morales, I would typically suggest a fungi with a more complimentary flavor profile, say a porcini, but I aim to please the palate of my guests, Morales for our vials of 'clone' blood it shall be!
“Isn’t that a little deceitful?”
“W-wha- neeeeuuuuooOooOOOooOOOO!”
*_NEUOOooo_*
Damn if this isn't accurate😂 old picture having ah, oh and people who take group pics🙄
This is why I have trust issues
0:33
Well that's kind of off because the old way was kidnapping
Starting to be suspicious how every blood drive in my middle school had the same group of older women every year.
They did blood drives at your middle school?!?!
@@thecrazyhatman ....Is that not normal?
@@lordlasagna5121 idk man, I didn't see that til college 😅 like if you're under 18 and giving blood without a permission slip or something that seems...iffy. Lol
@thecrazyhatman I think we had permission slips. Like 80% sure. I always did it for the free soft pretzel.
@@lordlasagna5121 haha well that makes sense, who can say no to a free pretzel? Even if it does mean giving their blood to witches 😂
“She dropped the take of the century on me-“ leaves me crying with laughter every time
*WhAt ArE tHeY gOiNg To Do WiTh AlL oF tHaT BL00D*
The thing that children would use with their blood would be hurting themselves, and I’ve experienced that-
(I’m just very clumsy, okay :v)
@@vict0riathefangirl uh no they'd be giving their blood to nice green old women.
They've got a lot of blood!
Anemics being like:
Idk...LIVE? Lol
I like how Miriam is worried about taking children's blood being amoral
MEanwhile: "What happened to the good old fashioned kidnapping?"
Miriam's sister has yet to drop her take on kidnapping on Miriam
Well, her sister dropped that take on her, so, you know.
What are you saying? Kidnapping is wrong!? I do it all the time
@Verti Gho or not
Verti Gho problematic?
can we just take a sec and talk about how pretty the younger versions of Miriam and Joanna look?
nah
Zelda from totk
@@PrismateL
Every other month, I rewatch this absolute masterpiece. It has made my life so much better.
I've known about these characters for a minute and a half and I want a whole show right now.
Indeed
100% agree oml
Facts
Me too. xD
Me tooo
“she dropped the take of the century on me” is the FUNNIEST sentence ever and i will be using it from now on
Mikaelart please explain the joke
@@thinkfreak489 It's not really a "joke," per se, it's just a funny way of saying that someone let their opinion be known very strongly as in "the take of the century."
Think Freak basically “she gave me an incredibly interesting viewpoint on youth potions that intrigued and surprised me”. But in a really silly way of saying it.
Edit: “hot takes” is usually how people say it, if that helps for reference.
@@thinkfreak489 it's not much of a joke,but what makes it extra funny is that these witches have probably been alive for centuries
Oh my goodness, you're right
THE VOICE ACTING IS IMMACULATE
This whole skit makes me irrationally happy 😆
"You must see this app I downloaded!"
"What is it?"
"it's called raid shadow legends-"
Lol.
This should be the sequel!
You have summoned me-....
Terrible game. Great Meme.
It's called Tik Tok
"She dropped the take of the century on me" That line always makes me laugh
What does that mean?, I've just started learning English and I couldn't understand that part.
@@sully1917
"The take" a new view point, or observation
So the take of the century is an exceptionally good observation.
@@sully1917 "Drop" is also a slang term. You would usually drop some facts or drop some knowledge on someone, meaning that you informed them or told them something. It sort of comes from the phrase "drop an album" like a record or recording or "drop a beat" so it kind of implies that what you have to say is something important in anticipated.
"Drop" and "Take" are more commonly used words, "take of the century" is something used much less commonly and is part of why its so funny. Also, it is probably used much more frequently in an ironic or sarcastic way.
Good luck with your English studies!
@@sully1917 significa que le dio una noticia grandisima
why?..
i like how Miriam was all for kidnapping but child blood was too far
YO! MIRIUM IN THE SECOND PICTURE ON THE RIGHT DURING 0:31 ! ! ! ! GOOD ON YOU GIRL!
But for real, what a Wilf, both of em.
Oh I didn’t even notice that! They were such excited people when they were younger lol
I demand a sequel. I need to find out how her date went.
I need to know! Does she still need blood? I can donate!
Sarah with an H Yeah, I’m willing! Do you think 33 is too old? Would she just transform into something between her age and 33, or all the way? 33’s not bad. I guess it depends on how old her date is. We must know!
@@rioreason these are the important questions. I highly doubt 33 is too old. Thinking about this more, I've got questions on the logistics of the potion. If you were to mix blood of different ages would you become some age in-between the oldest and youngest ages? Or does it just subtract age depending on how much you drink and the potency depends on the age of blood? How does this work? What's the best way to do this?
Yeeeesssaa!!!!!!
I want her date to be cool with her being a green old woman
child: *has blood*
Joana: i-is for me?
loll
😳👉👈
Lol
Blood is replaced avery 3 days so no problem in my eyes
☺️
👉👈
What I love is Miriam is cool with kidnapping, but not children's blood 😂
Love that even tho the primary ingredient is blood, it also has Red40 food coloring 🤣
Kidnapping is fine but drinking children blood is "immoral".
That or they just Don't have a large supply on hand
Miriam's sister just didn't drop the take of the century regarding kidnapping on Miriam yet
you don't have to do that any more, the app. THE APP JUDAH.
Lol
It is
I love how Miriam is worried about the immorality of using children's blood for a potion, but it's totally okay with kidnapping.
It's all about the honesty of your intentions
To be fair, kidnapping someone as a date can be considered less immoral than draining a child of their blood, depending on how much is extracted.
Nobody dropped that hot take on her yet
professionals have *standards*
Nobody gives a shit about adults
It's been two years since a first saw this clip and I still find it fascinating. I'm not exaggerating when I say I need a FULL series of this!!! where is it?! If I were an aritist reading a fan comment that said "please make a series of this" you know what I'd do, Miriam? I'd give her the series, she needs it !
I love that this theoretically takes place in the future, as the young pictures are clearly 21st century
I love the little sounds they make and how they interrupt themselves and each other, really makes for an authentic-feeling conversation. Idk if this is taken from anything or original audio but I love it, and the animation makes it really come alive, too.
That's how Rick and Morty does their voice acting and it's pure GENUIS
oh its authentic
@@shikabaneconga #authenticwitches
Same. It's a pretty nice touch..
worthikids does both voices!
“The primary ingredient is the blood of children”
“B-b- wel-They have A LOT of blood Merriam what are they going to do with all of that blood???” 💀💀💀
I mean she's right, I have at least 3 cups I can spare. I'd give her some of my blood
Ironic that it's the same question elites ask about the minority babies they sacrifice.
Adrenechrome
Oh, I dunno, maybe... Live?!
Her face when she said that! I'm dying!😂😂💀
I can't even find words to express how much I would want a series about this two
Just watched this with the volume off because I'm seen it so many times that I can still hear them speaking. Worthikids is the best
two elderly witches living together would make a grand series
You could watch Sabrina the Teenage Witch and then an episode of Golden Girls.
It would make a great Studio Ghibli film.
I'd like to see a web series
@@augur8261 They'd be loli witches tho.
@@thenetgamer2 Nah dude, they'd be normal old witches but in Studio Ghibli style, like the old ladies in Ponyo.
I'm surprised witches don't find tinder's name a little culturally insensitive, especially after the whole burning at the stake fiasco.
They’re going to get fired up when they discover Amazon’s Kindle Fire
I KNEW SOMETHING ABOUT TINDER SEEMED ODDLY FITTING FOR THIS SHORT.
@Timatoons
Salem hung their witches, not burned them.
Mhmhmmm *Crispy*
That would be tender
LMAO the most replayed portion is the "old pictures"
I love the voices in this. They are just epic for the animation and for what it is.
My absoLUTE favorite thing about this animation are the times when Joanne makes a very tiny noise and her eyes shrink up
0:35
@@kaylaroblee9816 it's my favorite
"What happened to a good old fashioned kidnapping?"
"Isnt (using old photos) a bit deceiving?"
Oh you old witch this _is_ how we kidnap now
100% accurate.
Very modern
Lol
I like how the child witch doesn’t look like her young self at all.
Miriam is a mood
As a former Child I can confirm that we had lots of blood. Didn't even know what to do with all that blood, used to go spilling it _everywhere._
So wasteful. 😞
Could've made a whole youth potion with all that blood smh
@@armyofoctopi5729 mhm maybe even dropped a youth potion company with all that blood. tsk tsk
@Mama Yaw Oh you laugh, and I can understand -- it would be hard to imagine, looking at me now. But it's true! Actually spent a whole decade as a Child and then some.
Ah, yes... To be young and full of blood again. I used to drive the vampires in ny neighborhood crazy with how openly I used to flaunt all that blood I had
We could have just made youth potions on the playground 😡
I was expecting her to match with some crotchety old wizard who also used the “young pictures”
And maybe they actually like each other despite both being old and gross, maybe it actually works out. That’d be kinda wholesome
there are already comments saying this would make a good series, and i think we have our pitch
tiggle5485 and they can both laugh about what a challenging time they had getting all that children’s blood
Lol I was expecting that too! 😆
Oof
A little bit too wholesome for this world xd
The most replayed part of the video is the "young pictures" y'all ate down bad for Johanna
I love how the most replayed part is the "young pictures"
“Wh- They have a lot of blood Miriam!”
Can a vampire become a witch?
"What are they going to DO with all that BLOOD?!"
"might as well save some for ME- If i was a child Miriam and a nice *green* old woman came up to me"
@@haileychen8636 "and was like, HELLO CHILD!"
Heroheenie “I’m going on a- a date later, and my date expects me to look younger... CAN I HAVE SOME OF UR BLOOD??
I mean the child doesn’t have to DIE to give the blood, just like a vial worth isn’t gonna hurt them..
Yeah, but i got my blood drawn once and it scared the hell out of me. It was so much blood...O-O also im wicked scared of needles so the thought of a needle doing that scares me even more...
Turtleboi 9001 sameee especially when you see it coming out of you through the tube 😖😖
yeah! It's donating for a good cause
*vial
There's nothing to it. It's virtually painless.
Gray Philosopher Tell that to a kid screaming after getting his shots. I went through it with my kid. There’s no reasoning with a screaming child. You just have to pick them up and carry them to the bowl of lollies.
I keep coming back here every year, watching this over and over again. An absolute magnificent masterpiece 😆
Has anyone else noticed that they're in a giant hollowed out pumpkin? Because I did, and that's awesome.
Miriam: Using pictures of yourself on a dating app form when you were younger instead of current pictures is deceitful and therefore wrong.
Miriam: Using childrens blood in youth potions is wrong because you're stealing blood from children.
Also Miriam: Kidnapping someone to date them is perfectly fine
@Tin Watchman It puts the romantic roses on the basket or else it gets the hose again!
She's trying her best.
Technology is hard. I mean if i were old I'd kidnap people too, screw technology this is easier
miriam is relatable.
I mean, nobody's perfect
Is no one gonna talk about what a total fox Joanna was in her younger days?
Finally! Someone noticed!
Yes! And Miriam in that pic with a devil too!
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
Big Chap *hummuna hummuna hummuna*
We not gonna talk about how she has different features all together?
Years later and this is still very funny
1:11
This part was totally improvised and I refuse to believe it wasnt
"I'm obviously going to use the younger pictures."
"Isn't tha-that a little deceitful?"
.......
"𝙉𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊, noooo."
That delivery kills me.
Panicking catfishes be like...
Let's just pull out ye old injection of collagen potion... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Now I'm just thinking of ethically sourced child blood.
"The best part is, the child lives!"
hey, blood banks and blood work. they don't need all the child blood in there
@BRAYLON BURK several children fix that issue
didn't Blade 3 have a scene like this? they just had a bunch of live humans hooked up to tubes that sucked out their blood.
@@scpwitch6822 They can't keep the blood forever, it goes bad. All that blood just going to waste!
@@oni7488 but they're witches, they can just cast a spell on it to keep it from going bad.
I love that the scenario is a child version of her as an old person and not her younger self when she wasn't green
Man I think I've come back to this skit more than a dozen times, and each time it cracks me up
I love that JoAnne looked like a completely different person when she was ‘younger’ but her child self was exactly like her now, but smaller.
EXACTLYYYYYYY
Maybe she drank a beauty potion when she was a young adult (made by the blood of instagram models)
@@haileyt857 W-Well hey have a lot of Blood, Hailey!
And Miriam is on one of the pics! They have been BFFs for ever :D
It was a phase
"THEY HAVE A LOT OF BLOOD, MYRIAM! What are they going to do with all of that BLOOD?" I'M CryING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
First reply here.
Also i know that no one cares, lol
This aged poorly
I’m still waiting for this to be a series. My sister and I quote it perfectly.
0:35-0:43 That dialogue was SENSATIONAL!
"They have so much blood!" is the best she could come up with as a thesis statement for her defense and I love it
@@Masteflex30 Yee yee!
h you are about to reach 1k likes
congrats im 999
@@Masteflex30 They did that it's called the stimulus checks. Shared enough to f the price of everything
@@Masteflex30it's exactly like that yes
Its gana grow back anyways. Its fiiiiine
“Jo-Joanna listen. My sister told me- she dropped the-the-the take of the century on me.”
“She said the youth potions migh be a little bit…..problematic….”
@@beuz_8692 “Problematic?”
“IMMORAL, even.”
@@spacekat6141 I- in what way?
@@beuz_8692 “I mean they are ma-
the primary ingredient is the blood of children”
*Flabbergasted noises*
THEY HAVE A LOT OF BLOOD, MIRIAM! What are they going to do with all of that BLOOD?
I like how the "younger photos" part of the video is the most watched section
This is just perfect in every second. The pacing, the lines, the texture, GOLD
I want to see more of these characters I love them immensely
Yes!! Me too!!!
I stand by this. please
YEP!
We need more!
Same!
The noise joanna makes after being asked if the young pictures are deceitful kills me 0:34
*bew-*
“NOOOO nooooo”
Straight up Palpatine noises. 😂
@@irtazaazam2573 LMAO
Nuo 𝙣𝙤
Will forever be wondering if this animation was in fact, sponsored by tinder
I still love this and I still want this as a show
Showed this to my little brother a while back and he keeps asking me to watch this again and again its adorable. Literally the other day we went to get blood tests and he started talking about how the witches should just work at donation places and take an extra vial per kid
*W H E E Z E* 😂😂😂😂
Lol reminds me of when I was a kid. My older brother would show me UA-cam/other internet videos (UA-cam was still pretty new at that time), and I would get obsessed with like one video for months, and watch it over and over.
Good times haha
That is so awesome and cute :3
🚨 Wholesome comment alert 🚨
He is streamlining.
CRAZY POWERFULL WITCHES IN YOUR AREA! TAP TO GET CURSED BY A LOCAL WITCH NOW!
Dude, why do I see you _everywhere?_
Witches?
In MY area???
It's more likely than you think.
*Where's the link op?*
I'll take 2
@@TheAndrewj96 idk we prob have similar taste in yt videos🤷🏽
If we could get a second episode of this I would be so happy
My favorite part is the youth potion uses red 40.
I need a whole series based around the shenanigans these two get into.
Sameeee xD
Bloody Demise oh my god YESS
YAAAASSSSS
yes please XD
Same
“wHaT hApPenEd tO tHe gOoD oLd fAsHiOn oF kIdNaPpIng-“
*wElL yOu dOn’T hAve To dO tHaT aNymOre!*
This is like a good line for a tinder ad on Halloween 😂
Of for the ppl who use the app exactly to do that, kidnap and or murder
@@Karma_616 👁👄👁 that’s dark oof I didn’t intend it this way
@@Karma_616 In this day and age men want that women show a bit more bite and spine. They basicly want to be kidnapped by them. It's just how power dynamics work nowadays. I don't know about the murder part though. It seems a bit short sighted and exessiv to me.
@@benwest2112 just say you have a femdom fetish and go lol
@@benwest2112 your experiences are not universal
this video is the epitome of "lives in my head rent-free"
*“Wh-wha they have a lot of BLooD Miriam!”*
Best part 😂
Joanna was quite the looker back in her day.
Indeed and so was Myriam, they both look great together in the fourth photo.
Yes, probably in a time before cameras even existed...
Yeah, both Joanne and Miriam were quite attractive
Imagine they had the same voice.
modern joanna isnt that bad either
“It’s called TINNNNDA! It lets you go on dates- remember those?” DEAD
weren't those a type of fruit??
*looks at the most replayed section of the video*
*cries*
Everytime I have to take blood from a partient and they go "you're not gonna take too much, are you?" my go-to joke is always "you got a lot of blood, sir, what are you gonna do with all of it? might as well spare some for me!"
*”I’d give her the blood! SHE NEEDS IT!”*
That’s the best ending line
**VOTE THIRD PARTY** ua-cam.com/video/OkoEKQLwIwg/v-deo.html
@@Polyglot_English silence bot
Damn right she does 😤
Dislikes are from the ungenerous kids
you people are sick and degenerate
@@shadowyshutterbug You're protesting way too much. Just join us, and then you can stop being bitter.
@@shadowyshutterbug nah, we just having fun
People were"kid" before
@@shadowyshutterbug What do you mean? I mean, we aren't actually taking blood from children, we're just laughing at a cartoon about fictional witches.
Who else is here for a Halloween tradition and coming back every year to watch this?😂
love joanna saying “it’s called TINdah…”
"I'd give her the blood! SHE NEEDS IT!!"
Are you a child?
@@erik299188 Not really but if she were
“What are they going to do with aLL OF THAT BLOOD??”
Exactly, in fact we should get some and out them in a cage and we're set for youth potions for life
you’re scaring me
exist?
Live lol
I couldn't think of a good D&D session for tomorrow and now I have one. Much appreciated
I like the youtube stats of the most replayed part of this video.
"My sister told me, she dropped the take of the century on me... "
I love how so much of this is quotable.
Hi Im french can You explain me the sense of this sentence, please? I just have searched online and haven't found the result/traduction of it.
@@JuliaAYRAULT Drop means to give or release something. A take can mean an opinion or viewpoint. And obviously a century means a span of a hundred years. So when someone says "drop the take of the century" it means to express a very astounding and thought-provoking opinion that challenges what most other people would think. In this case, the opinion that using the blood of children can be problematic when most witches don't see a problem with it.
@@jayv7006 thx you:)
@@jayv7006 I know you were just answering her question, but that came out hilarious.
@@JuliaAYRAULT her explanation was very accurate, however something to note this is slang. It is not grammatically correct or used widely.
I would watch an entire show devoted to these characters and their shenanigans. Someone needs to fund this ASAP.
That's what I am saying.
I AGREE
I was just telling that to my boyfriend! We need to fund that!
I would seriously LOVE that.
All his shorts deserve shows
I watch this everytime it comes on my feed
Youth potions make youth potions
1. Take potion
2. 💅Slay~✨️
3. Have child
4. Profit
I love how Miriam questions the morality of the youth potions but wants to kidnap her future boyfriend
And Satan is the one pointing out the moral irony
This whole thread was a wild ride lol
Well, adults can consent to kidnapping. Kids cant consent to bloodletting.
@@bellringer53 not really kidnapping if you consent to it. That’s just getting picked up
@@Aesos3429 shush. The roleplay
I swear every single line is pure gold
Where is the sequel??
warlocks on bumble
If there were a sequel, it wouldn’t be as good.
Well dating isnt a thing anymore because of recent events so its kinda hard to make a sequel
Hey, netfliiiiiix, I need this show NOW.
I'm shocked they don't find the name "Tinder" off-putting, considering what one uses to light bonfires.
I really do love bigtop, but holy shit I'd kill for a series starring these two