11 TIPS for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse - Zombie Survival Guide

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  • @patrickweber8750
    @patrickweber8750 7 років тому +2022

    Tip, check everyone for bites, they'll always be that one person who gets bit, and tries to hide it. They will be snippy if questioned.

  • @mutednight4585
    @mutednight4585 5 років тому +1439

    Actually to survive the zombie apocalypse you be the camera man

  • @yeppeuminari_5245
    @yeppeuminari_5245 5 років тому +139

    "Become the badass that your mom told you you'll never be!"
    Me:"Um...Ouch...?"

    • @theoaky8924
      @theoaky8924 4 роки тому +6

      BAD ASS'S DINT SAY UM OUCH!

  • @aangel9502
    @aangel9502 6 років тому +1801

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse. 4 *EASY* and *SIMPLE* steps
    1: Go to NASA
    2: *Steal* a rocket
    3: Sing the little Einstein song
    4: *Blast off*

  • @bossboss6625
    @bossboss6625 8 років тому +2711

    You know what'll be hilarious?
    If all these "zombie experts" end up getting killed first during the outbreak...

    • @mortem9532
      @mortem9532 8 років тому +38

      I am suffering kill me now

    • @zionaxel9830
      @zionaxel9830 8 років тому +130

      It seems likely, because a lot of their tips contradict themselves

    • @jackchrismon637
      @jackchrismon637 7 років тому +31

      When your face is being ADOLF

    • @dutch_chewie1025
      @dutch_chewie1025 7 років тому +26

      Not all of them mostly the people that are lije : oh i know these 11 tips so now im invincible

    • @TheFoxiest77
      @TheFoxiest77 7 років тому +40

      Boss Boss I know these people act like they know all about in-the-sticks survival because they watched the walking dead

  • @PastelScorpion
    @PastelScorpion 5 років тому +352

    "We're the military. We got this alllll under contro- oh hey dale whats going o- aaaaaaaaaghhhhhhh!" Yeah it takes one dude hiding his bite to kill the entire system. DALE

  • @indigo-streak9912
    @indigo-streak9912 6 років тому +453

    (Zombie apocalypse happens and a zombie runs towards me)
    Me: Hold on, fam. Le'mme watch this video first

  • @theilluminati7287
    @theilluminati7287 7 років тому +333

    It's the 21st century. Common sense is now called uncommon sense

    • @brooke6123
      @brooke6123 7 років тому +13

      Killerworm99 Gaming Common sense isn't so common anymore

    • @theilluminati7287
      @theilluminati7287 7 років тому +17

      Brooke Christensen yup. Areas of no sense in this century;
      1. Fashion
      2. Politics
      3. Education
      4. ZOMBIE SURVIVAL

    • @brooke6123
      @brooke6123 7 років тому +4

      Killerworm99 Gaming You nailed it

    • @cw5547
      @cw5547 5 років тому +3

      The Illuminati it’s actually the 22nd century

    • @Username-tz9ud
      @Username-tz9ud 4 роки тому +6

      @@cw5547 actually its not

  • @thetangerine5747
    @thetangerine5747 4 роки тому +364

    Him: “how do you know it’s a zombie apocalypse? News reports on a new flu like symptoms, schools and other things shutting down...”. Me looking at Coronavirus: 👀

  • @Sutekh_a_Destroyer
    @Sutekh_a_Destroyer 8 років тому +540

    You forgot one don't become a zombie

  • @imnotoriginalaha3824
    @imnotoriginalaha3824 8 років тому +1040

    Guide to survive the zombie apocalypse
    1-trust everybody
    2-make a lot of noise
    3-keep your guard down
    4-do whatever you want to when you want to
    5-never plan ahead
    6- never have supplies
    7- share stuff if you have it
    8- be a hero
    9- be weak mentally and physically
    10- be stupid.
    Your guaranteed to survive!

    • @viktor1337w
      @viktor1337w 8 років тому +94

      Imnotoriginalaha so be a dale

    • @wastefulrhino1293
      @wastefulrhino1293 7 років тому +63

      litterally the walking dead for you

    • @siocommunism9514
      @siocommunism9514 7 років тому +1

      Darth Legion Kate Star Wars dumbshit its a joke

    • @hurriicanes5748
      @hurriicanes5748 7 років тому +36

      Imnotoriginalaha don't forget to hug the zombies. it will make them less aggressive

    • @Bob-sj6vs
      @Bob-sj6vs 7 років тому

      That's only it the walking dead

  • @epicdepic4567
    @epicdepic4567 5 років тому +235

    Someone called dale probably watched this and got scared as hell.
    Edit: Yay 3 likes

  • @xerxeth3284
    @xerxeth3284 5 років тому +347

    * zombie apocalypse happens*
    me: *laughing in greenland*

    • @angela311
      @angela311 4 роки тому +3

      You love in Greenland?

    • @angela311
      @angela311 4 роки тому +2

      *live

    • @xerxeth3284
      @xerxeth3284 4 роки тому +3

      @@angela311 i dont but its probably one of the best places if one ever happened

    • @angela311
      @angela311 4 роки тому

      @@xerxeth3284 yeah probably the best place when the zombie apocalypse happened

    • @kiidemila2419
      @kiidemila2419 4 роки тому +16

      @manual dude it is almost impossible to contaminate greenland while playing the game plague inc. Unless the virus starts there. So i understand completely what you mean about greenland....do they even have zombie movies based in greenland.

  • @theblondeone181
    @theblondeone181 5 років тому +572

    I would 100% die first in the zombie apocalypse because I live in NYC.
    *R.I.P me*

    • @Prime_gamer-kg3uk
      @Prime_gamer-kg3uk 5 років тому +17

      Dont worry when it strikes meet me in sedalia MO because lower people and great food so yeah there you go

    • @JackJack-sz2xi
      @JackJack-sz2xi 5 років тому +24

      Just avoid everyone and everything and try you best to get out of the city good luck😕

    • @Prime_gamer-kg3uk
      @Prime_gamer-kg3uk 5 років тому +4

      @@JackJack-sz2xi yeah im with jack but hey ill be find i leave out side of sedalia all i need to is get food ad water and GET THE FUCK OUT

    • @Prime_gamer-kg3uk
      @Prime_gamer-kg3uk 5 років тому +1

      @Cookie Unicornz um dude you be ok you be protected taxes will be fine

    • @Prime_gamer-kg3uk
      @Prime_gamer-kg3uk 5 років тому

      @Raku Ichijo note to self in the apocalypse we will die in short turm or long turm but hey at least we tried or we didn't try

  • @loganhaynes5459
    @loganhaynes5459 5 років тому +489

    How to survive the zombie apocalypse:
    Step 1: Survive
    Step 2: dab
    Step 3:get killed by ur group because u dabbed

    • @emilyandalex5828
      @emilyandalex5828 5 років тому +7

      Logan Haynes I guess once the apocalypse is over u can dab... that’s what I would do

    • @emilyandalex5828
      @emilyandalex5828 5 років тому +4

      If I survived, honestly I wouldn’t be a survivor

    • @Brendan_Dyer
      @Brendan_Dyer 5 років тому +4

      Do the dab or get the stab

    • @leomorris8692
      @leomorris8692 5 років тому

      That's a great idea cos u wont have a painful death from zombies u would have a gun or a knife to beain

    • @HelloItsMikkan
      @HelloItsMikkan 5 років тому +1

      It's a zombie Meme!
      Oh God!
      Kill it! Kill it with fire!

  • @sparkanotherj5999
    @sparkanotherj5999 5 років тому +626

    I just realized that in a zombie apocalypse the bigger threat is humans 😂😂

    • @annymus4502
      @annymus4502 5 років тому +46

      SparkAnother J
      Maybe the first days not, but eventually people would run out of suplies, AND THEN they will start to get more threatening!

    • @rdcxchipzyt9649
      @rdcxchipzyt9649 4 роки тому +8

      SparkAnother J have u watch the walking dead

    • @mohang9969
      @mohang9969 3 роки тому +12

      Not always. Definitely later on when supplies grow more scarce and zombies increase in numbers. People will then demand for food and shelter.

    • @LuLu-Sil
      @LuLu-Sil 3 роки тому +2

      Like how!? Who didn't know that?

    • @aubreypizarro2494
      @aubreypizarro2494 3 роки тому +1

      @@rdcxchipzyt9649 no cus in the real world it would be in social media, the news, gossips, etc. It's impossible that it could just start and no one would even pay attention to it

  • @blissfullyartful6106
    @blissfullyartful6106 5 років тому +360

    Ways to survive
    What to stock up on (food)
    •Non-perishables
    •canned food
    •Ramon noodles
    Clothes to wear
    •Try to grab some leather (it's tougher for anything to bite through)
    •Thick clothing
    •Soms winter and summer clothing
    ALWAYS REMEMBER NOT TO GRAB A BUNCH LOAD OF CLOTHING!!
    Places to go
    •Rural areas
    •Places with staircases (zombies can't really climb up stairs if they are the ones in the walking dead)
    •Places no one would think of to go
    Weapons
    •Guns (try to grab a silencer because zombies are attracted to sound, not sight and maybe they attract to smell, idk about the smell one, but zombies attract to noises around them)
    •Katanas this will be good because it's a long sword basically and you don't need to get close
    •shovels or hoes
    Medication to grab
    •Medicine for sickness (stuff for flu or head colds)
    •Allergy medication
    Drinks to grab
    •Things of water
    •grab energy drinks
    •Canned milk (this goes with the water)
    What to do
    •fine people you trust
    •Dont stay in one place, other survivors will eventually find you and so will zombies
    •If animals do like in the walking dead or mainly any zombie movie, Get birds or a dog. The birds will most likely allow you to know when danger is near, and so will dogs.
    •ALWAYS check for bites of your buddy's, they will try to hide it
    •STAY AWAY FROM POPULATED AREAS!!!
    thank you for tuning in, remember to survive!

    • @JaggedCanvas
      @JaggedCanvas 5 років тому +20

      So sad no one notices this comment.

    • @ASHLEY-v7d
      @ASHLEY-v7d 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks.

    • @txicrses4410
      @txicrses4410 4 роки тому +3

      Thought this was a meme, it was even better!

    • @octaviusgalacticus2253
      @octaviusgalacticus2253 4 роки тому +1

      A good idea is to blow the ends off a bridge unless someone is shooting at you from the other side your pretty good

    • @Rommy456
      @Rommy456 4 роки тому +6

      Thank god i'm gonna survive cuz i own alot of birds like 8 birds

  • @mikewilliams8151
    @mikewilliams8151 5 років тому +73

    The place I live has three bridges. Between two, a big place that has a gas station and store. The bridges can be blocked and easy to defend.

    • @kingm3705
      @kingm3705 3 роки тому +5

      Thanks for telling me where your camp is gonna be.

    • @TimmySlasher
      @TimmySlasher 3 роки тому +5

      @@kingm3705 let's take it over together

    • @kingm3705
      @kingm3705 3 роки тому +3

      @@TimmySlasher let’s make a group when this shit hits?

    • @ericolsen5592
      @ericolsen5592 3 роки тому

      Check out the song "Berserker at Stamford Bridge" by Amon Amarth. It's based on a true story!

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 3 роки тому

      Yeah, but life tends to screw you over so it wil happen when you're nowhere near your home... better start training parkour and underground street fighting where they use anything they can get their hands on as a weapon.

  • @Shagger.
    @Shagger. 8 років тому +119

    GOD DAMN IT DALE
    HOW MANY TIMES
    DO I HAVE TO SAY
    IM NOT COCO COLA

  • @Leviathan1216
    @Leviathan1216 4 роки тому +723

    Lol watching this during the coronavirus pandemic

    • @ezzi1149
      @ezzi1149 4 роки тому +24

      Atleast we know almost 1mill people will survive

    • @seanmarvn
      @seanmarvn 4 роки тому +12

      lol now im thinking this would happen lol

    • @chriswhite1584
      @chriswhite1584 4 роки тому +8

      Me2🤣

    • @sweetcakes4670
      @sweetcakes4670 4 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @saterdaysam4214
      @saterdaysam4214 4 роки тому +5

      Zombie cicada bugs have been confirmed and very soon that will spread

  • @oldgoblin6976
    @oldgoblin6976 5 років тому +136

    1. Strong will to survive
    2. Basic, to journeyman level survival/scavenge skills
    3. Know your way around a weapon.
    Just thoes 3 steps help your chances exponentially.

    • @devinohanlon5501
      @devinohanlon5501 2 роки тому +1

      Use denim and leather as well as a thick wool scarf

    • @nathanyoder5283
      @nathanyoder5283 2 роки тому +1

      We’re tight clothes so there isn’t loose clothe for a zombie to grab

  • @Gemini-Lion
    @Gemini-Lion 5 років тому +142

    I have friend who would most likely destroy the zombie apocalypse because of everything he knows (Knife throwing, farming, etc.) He would probably be ready for any time a Zombie Apocalypse takes place.

    • @ericolsen5592
      @ericolsen5592 5 років тому +24

      Knife throwing is a ridiculously impractical skill in general but especially against zombies

    • @brandonwilde8988
      @brandonwilde8988 4 роки тому +6

      Cool friend

    • @dcc1405
      @dcc1405 4 роки тому +6

      I have one friend also unfortunately he think he can but i dont think so he gonna make it😁

    • @default6274
      @default6274 4 роки тому +14

      @@ericolsen5592 It may be impractical... BUT IT'S DOPE.
      Just imagine your group- ehr, trying to survive out there. You're surrounded by zombies, then, a single guy appears while wearing a baclava and starts THROWING knives at them. They always hit, but bounce off. It's uneffective. Everyone it's just petrified in their places. They know is not working but... IT'S SOO COOL.

    • @robertbormann9606
      @robertbormann9606 3 роки тому +1

      I know im not your friend but im exactly that Kind of friend😂

  • @mackjohnson5561
    @mackjohnson5561 8 років тому +694

    God...
    damn...
    it...
    DALE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU DONT HUG THE ZOMBIES.

  • @sealornodeal5668
    @sealornodeal5668 5 років тому +116

    Me: I could survive.
    Also me: *Turns first*
    Me still: *Noms on the mannequins at the mall and gets recorded*
    Me: *Falls and breaks neck in front of the whole mall tripping on shrooms after thinking I was a zombie in the first place.*

    • @raymondfilyau7500
      @raymondfilyau7500 3 роки тому

      Ok that really did make me laugh out loud!! I'd be right there next to you!!! " My manican needs ketchup!!" I proceed to slip in said ketchup hitting my head and commiting the first "accidental zombie suicide"!

  • @freddyfazbearquitmakingani3876
    @freddyfazbearquitmakingani3876 7 років тому +100

    Actual people: omg zombie apocalypse what do we do
    gamer/walking dead fan
    I waited years for this

    • @moony4412
      @moony4412 4 роки тому +1

      Freddy FazBear QUIT MAKING ANIMATIONS ABOUT ME periodt

    • @yourmothershusband24
      @yourmothershusband24 4 роки тому +4

      Freddy FazBear QUIT MAKING ANIMATIONS ABOUT ME I have waited years for this my crossbow is ready and my zombie killing bullet also years of watching The Walking dead and Supernatrual

    • @spearmint2482
      @spearmint2482 3 роки тому +2

      i love how this suggests gamers and walking dead fans arent actual people

  • @ZMZreloaded
    @ZMZreloaded  8 років тому +131

    11 TIPS for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse!!!
    Question of the Day » Do you think a Zombie Apocalypse is possible? and why?
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    • @TheFemboyConnoisseur
      @TheFemboyConnoisseur 8 років тому +4

      yeeeeeeees you're back! yeees! I was always waiting for you to come back yeeeees!

    • @nubiacarter2916
      @nubiacarter2916 8 років тому +2

      Yes, I do think the zombie apocalypse will happen because the world is already running out of medicines and foods that most ppl can't live without like bacon and ice cream. 😣😣

    • @shaws120
      @shaws120 8 років тому +2

      Yes because scientists experiment dead people and their zombie research facility said that it's possible and I want zombies eat people because I'm a maniac I mean I like gory is that spell right

    • @blurb5409
      @blurb5409 8 років тому +1

      #he's back

    • @Rubygem-kk8eh
      @Rubygem-kk8eh 8 років тому +1

      The zombie apocalypse will happen

  • @likun7314
    @likun7314 5 років тому +45

    *zombie apocalypse has started*
    _me being lazy_
    *goes outside and hugs a zombie*
    *gets bitten*
    at least Im not going to suf- kHJHhJJkIUauwwjjah

  • @nothinghere7058
    @nothinghere7058 7 років тому +582

    Here is a 100% useful tip to do all of these in just 3 steps
    Step one: grab a gun
    Step two: point gun to head
    Step three: fire

    • @bornedestiny8179
      @bornedestiny8179 6 років тому +23

      Tacoman66 actually thats not good they just attract more

    • @sanu7325
      @sanu7325 6 років тому +33

      that's won't matter cuz u r pointing your own head

    • @leeeverett5800
      @leeeverett5800 6 років тому +21

      Tacoman66 step four you are now surrounded by every walker within a five mile radius

    • @jaceallen8919
      @jaceallen8919 6 років тому +2

      Tacoman66 lol

    • @jaceallen8919
      @jaceallen8919 6 років тому +3

      Tocoman66 that would just attract more zombies which are not real

  • @shannoncoyle8437
    @shannoncoyle8437 4 роки тому +645

    Who’s watching this in 2020 and thinking... Oh!!! Coronavirus

    • @meisiebritt1453
      @meisiebritt1453 4 роки тому +3

      Shannon Coyle me😅🥺

    • @yaadmanlevi
      @yaadmanlevi 4 роки тому +4

      Me

    • @jayopathy1183
      @jayopathy1183 4 роки тому +4

      Yep

    • @josemarin255
      @josemarin255 4 роки тому +2

      Winner of a video, I have been researching "survival books" for a while now, and I think this has helped. Have you heard people talk about - Ryanzon Survival Genie - (do a search on google ) ? Ive heard some awesome things about it and my colleague got cool success with it.

    • @degzz0844
      @degzz0844 4 роки тому +3

      Me

  • @ayjay579
    @ayjay579 4 роки тому +18

    Hearing you describe how to recognize a Zombie apocalypse has me a bit worried now that it’s 2020 and all of that has happened.

  • @whattheheckamidoinghere4305
    @whattheheckamidoinghere4305 5 років тому +85

    Or build a underground house with a lot of rooms, like two stories house but underground but have to dig down 7 feet so your underground house can be hidden from Zombie Apocalypse.

    • @adamratt9832
      @adamratt9832 5 років тому +11

      A fallout shelter would work perfectly the government would use missiles bombs nukes etc to destroy the virus and u would be nice and cozy in a bomb shelter

    • @DragonB001
      @DragonB001 4 роки тому +6

      @@adamratt9832 it's not that easy to make a bomb shelter

    • @marshalxd7409
      @marshalxd7409 4 роки тому +10

      and then not be able to get out because there are zombies outside of the exit. Plus if you had that and were safe for a long time but then ran out of food and needed to get some once you got out you would die since you wouldn't have had any experience with zombies and all you know what to do is hide.

    • @phines8499
      @phines8499 4 роки тому +6

      @@marshalxd7409 or you could make your own food, make a small farm, and learn how to purify water.

    • @marshalxd7409
      @marshalxd7409 4 роки тому +5

      @@phines8499 yeah and if your lucky you might be able to find a farmer

  • @matthewsansom5180
    @matthewsansom5180 8 років тому +359

    how to survive a zombie apocalypse it's really simply just Learn parkour

    • @achannel9427
      @achannel9427 7 років тому +9

      Matthew Sansom and them eat my foot off? Hey parkour is a death sentence do you know how easy it is for someone to shoot you while your trying to climb up a wall saying it looked so easy in the UA-cam video

    • @evelynhayes8105
      @evelynhayes8105 7 років тому +4

      I LIKE CHESPINS :)

    • @radioactivegaming7228
      @radioactivegaming7228 7 років тому +4

      You are dumb remember dying light remember the runners the PARKOURIST!?!

    • @radioactivegaming7228
      @radioactivegaming7228 7 років тому

      DnA Soar ok ok im with you you got it but still

    • @themetalmemeboi5429
      @themetalmemeboi5429 6 років тому

      Matthew Sansom oof

  • @Meteo_sauce
    @Meteo_sauce 5 років тому +101

    Step 1: figure how they see.
    By sight, look like zombie.
    By smell, smell like a zombie
    By hearing, sound like a zombie
    Step 2: thats all. Nothing else

    • @zach4
      @zach4 4 роки тому +7

      Alpha? Is that you?

    • @YoshExclaimationPoint
      @YoshExclaimationPoint 4 роки тому +9

      There is a small problem. If you run into a survivor, then they could accidentally kill you.

    • @BappadityaNath
      @BappadityaNath 4 роки тому +7

      * continued*
      Step 3: get killed by a survivor.

    • @mq9047
      @mq9047 3 роки тому +3

      @@YoshExclaimationPoint well tbf, that is a high risk regardless of looking alive or zombified

    • @mohang9969
      @mohang9969 3 роки тому +5

      Well that could possibly work but you have to remember zombies were still humans at one point so they can adapt. They will eventually call your bs and then your screwed.

  • @dandzwonczyk1636
    @dandzwonczyk1636 7 років тому +218

    Here is my zombie hand guide * i did this before watching the video k*
    Food to stock up on:
    Stock up on: non perishable food
    Stock up on: canned food
    Stock up on: any candy or chocolate you find
    Stock up on: vegetables and fruits
    Stock up on: ramond Ramon noodles
    Stock up on: crackers or cookies
    Stock up on: frozen meat *if you have a shelter already*
    Not to grab food: dairy items *unless you eat them quickly*
    Drinks:
    Stock up on: water
    Stock up on: energy drinks
    Stock up on: tea
    Not to grab drinks: milk,
    Weapons:
    Guns
    Swords
    Hammers
    Staff
    Bow and arrows
    Medicines:
    Spefic Medication if anyone in your group needs it.
    Allergy medicine
    Pain medicine
    Places to stay away from:
    Populated cites *zombie city*
    Stores *wanna come back with a broken nose?? Wait it out*
    Gunstores: *again wait till everyones dead XD*
    Places to go:
    Out in the country
    Less populated areas
    Woods
    Caves
    Other things to grab:
    Gas for cars
    Clothes *depending on where your headed*
    Appropriate shoes *no heels ladys*
    Things not to grab
    Makeup XD
    Tools youve always wanted
    A sports car etc. Xd
    Things not to do:
    Stay in one place
    Hesitate to kill a zombie
    Be sad if someone you loves gets bitten
    Things to do:
    Always keep moving
    Find enough weapons
    Dont trust people
    Care for your group *if you have one*
    Hoped you liked my zombie handbook

    • @iii2308
      @iii2308 6 років тому +22

      Woods is no good too.
      1) Zombies wander around
      2) The virus brings back the dead
      3) There could be zombie bears

    • @iii2308
      @iii2308 6 років тому +12

      Also, stop the grp bull crap thing.
      GRP UP WITH EVERY PERSON POSSIBLE.
      Anyone who tries to start shit, shall get killed.
      Other than that, ppl must work together

    • @brandondavis7777
      @brandondavis7777 5 років тому +4

      Remove specific/allergy meds and I agree.
      Eugenics.

    • @blahblahblahblawww
      @blahblahblahblawww 5 років тому +11

      Btw don't get candy or chocolates cause it can make your stomach hurt/it could melt

    • @Milkpastasoup
      @Milkpastasoup 5 років тому +16

      @@blahblahblahblawww I'm thinking what they can be good for is when the person is in a food emergency and they need a lot of that energy and calories so it would be beneficial. Also dark chocolate is high in iron so anemic people have a way around the no meat unless frozen or canned thing.

  • @candycat1674
    @candycat1674 8 років тому +125

    Damn,Dale is getting roasted! lol!!☺😂

  • @colinlindmar3926
    @colinlindmar3926 4 роки тому +53

    People watching this in 2020:
    Flu like outbreak? Media outlets freaking out?

  • @truekingethan1774
    @truekingethan1774 8 років тому +208

    In a realistic situation the Military could kill the zombies before anything bad happens plus we have all seen zombie movies so we will know how to get away from a zombie

    • @frankvesperya223
      @frankvesperya223 7 років тому +30

      True KingEthan Well that is true but u never know what will happen u need to be prepared for the worst.

    • @achannel9427
      @achannel9427 7 років тому +21

      True KingEthan is see how you said "could" kill the zombies not "would" they may be able to slow down the outbreak but remember that people won't turn to zombies instantly, people become infected and then all of a sudden the military wasn't prepared for this and remember that the only way to kill a zombie is my destroying it's brain and it's not that easy to get headshots 100% of the time especially with turrets or machine guns it's not like the military is going to take it nice and slow to make sure that zombie is dead before moving to the next one plus they have to stay in groups while the rest of the country is getting infected the military could only do so much as to stop the zombies in their area

    • @96Leialoha
      @96Leialoha 7 років тому +11

      Have you seen 28 weeks\28 days later or world war z what if they like that we're all dead

    • @Ninja-iw4id
      @Ninja-iw4id 6 років тому +15

      True KingEthan .................. A CITY LIKE NEW YORK WOULD I REPEAT WOULD FALL IN 24 HOURS so we would have a Problem if it started in a big city

    • @ImNathanAyy
      @ImNathanAyy 6 років тому +8

      Ya but the virus could be airborne and infect everyone and if people are infected and they die without being buried then they will wander and kill off people everywhere and won’t be able to contain it

  • @Wheezery
    @Wheezery 8 років тому +19

    The way he keeps jabbing at his parents and Dale makes me feel like he had issues when he was young lol

  • @nickultra5061
    @nickultra5061 3 роки тому +22

    2018 : nahh
    2020 : start watching
    2021 : start taking notes

  • @ramisgoogleacc702
    @ramisgoogleacc702 8 років тому +5

    Ive begun writing a disaster story as writing is my passion and your channel has helped me create both a sensible plot and allow the story to be believable thank you!!!

  • @tylerlewis778
    @tylerlewis778 5 років тому +53

    "Plan ahead." Bruh I am planning ahead, I'm watching this, aren't I?

  • @callmecaution1
    @callmecaution1 4 роки тому +132

    Who's watching this video during the Coronavirus pandemic making a checklist of everything he said would be closed 😬✋🏼

    • @marshalxd7409
      @marshalxd7409 4 роки тому +8

      imagine if once you die from the corona you turn into a zombie but the government is just hiding that fact. Tbh I wish that were true.

    • @harrywitherspoon3863
      @harrywitherspoon3863 4 роки тому +4

      It’s time for the apocalypse

    • @shadowslayer9988
      @shadowslayer9988 4 роки тому

      We don't need the walking dead to happen

    • @thepsychicgirllol2821
      @thepsychicgirllol2821 4 роки тому

      Yup

  • @petra0350
    @petra0350 4 роки тому +15

    Who’s here in 2020? I mean like we never know what’s gonna happen in this bullshît of a roller coaster year do we?

  • @Togi_and_Rip
    @Togi_and_Rip 5 місяців тому +4

    This 7 years ago i feel like were getting closer and closer i can feel it

  • @mansishoress758
    @mansishoress758 4 роки тому +56

    Am I the only one here DURING the Covid-19 outbreak?

    • @humphreycamel3024
      @humphreycamel3024 4 роки тому

      Mansi Shoress I’m here

    • @mansishoress758
      @mansishoress758 4 роки тому

      @@humphreycamel3024 Congratulations on surviving almost 7 months of 2020 , I hope you stay alive till zombie apocalypse happens. I'll need some knowledgeable people in the squad 🤚🏻😔

    • @jaylahcurry6978
      @jaylahcurry6978 4 роки тому

      We should form an online zombie apocalypse squad that would be cool 😎

    • @tformerdude6788
      @tformerdude6788 3 роки тому

      Calling in from 2021 here.

    • @noobiesnoob4104
      @noobiesnoob4104 3 роки тому

      I’m here before what’s a Covid-19

  • @ethanwilliams1913
    @ethanwilliams1913 8 років тому +240

    why has no one thought to raid a museum? you can take stuff from vending machines and you can get things such as weopons. yes they may be models but they are still real and it would probably help of you had chainmail and a helmet on from a medieval exhibit

    • @ericcrawford5626
      @ericcrawford5626 8 років тому

      ethan williams c

    • @legendoflink5882
      @legendoflink5882 8 років тому +10

      Hmm...Very Smart!

    • @psycocreeper3612
      @psycocreeper3612 7 років тому +14

      wish I had thought of that, good idea 😃👍

    • @kasperikalervo91
      @kasperikalervo91 7 років тому +10

      ethan williams that's not a bad idea I think the main church of finland is amazing for a zombie apocalypse! Yeah its in the capital but If you barricade the door and boom

    • @mgvegan7262
      @mgvegan7262 7 років тому +1

      you r really smartt

  • @poopface3901
    @poopface3901 5 років тому +31

    WHEN YOUR FACE IS GETTING ADOLF Anybody else hear that?

  • @florenceadler8758
    @florenceadler8758 6 років тому +6

    an alien invasion is more likely to happen than a zombie apocalypse. but i’ve never dreamt of aliens, but i ALWAYS seem to have dreams of zombie apocalypses

  • @Emoneydagod
    @Emoneydagod 8 років тому +63

    I have the perfect backpack for a zombie apocalypse

    • @achannel9427
      @achannel9427 7 років тому +1

      Naruto neongamer21 me too and I also made that knife Ellie has from the last of us it's amazing

    • @RatArmyHeart
      @RatArmyHeart 6 років тому

      Lead Thunder21
      My backpack is huge, for getting more weapons, food, and any other sorts of supplies!

    • @lucythewerewolf
      @lucythewerewolf 6 років тому +5

      Me and my friends and cousins made a Zombie Apocalypse Roleplay and my dad was taking a video of us and we bought zombie apocalypse surviving stuff so i kind of have a survivalist backpack and other stuff...so...Always Have A Zombie Apocalypse Roleplay...XD

    • @aajkdndkdnekwn
      @aajkdndkdnekwn 6 років тому

      me too!

    • @AlejandroP1980s
      @AlejandroP1980s 5 років тому

      @@lucythewerewolf nice

  • @tylerwoods7011
    @tylerwoods7011 4 роки тому +4

    Corona virus be makin me binge this

  • @queenbrooks8560
    @queenbrooks8560 7 років тому +9

    that was actually informational thanks keep making videos like this 👍

  • @sleepinginmoss
    @sleepinginmoss 7 років тому +8

    Last time I was here I never seen The Walking Dead, I'm back and happy to announce I get all the references🤓

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 5 років тому +12

    Just being in a city requires a death defying escape, how do you get through the traffic jams and random risings?

  • @autumnpalmer8654
    @autumnpalmer8654 6 років тому +21

    “Except you Dale” 😂😂 honestly you got me with that-new sub right here ❤️

  • @cardboardwolfjd789
    @cardboardwolfjd789 8 років тому +15

    Nice. Flashing a picture of Alabama when talking about incest. Just nice.

  • @lhunia8854
    @lhunia8854 4 роки тому +6

    01:50 "how can you know the virus is on its way?" *me sitting here watching this in 2020* shit...

  • @kamilmartinez7877
    @kamilmartinez7877 8 років тому +104

    Don't go to stores and now the people watching aren't going to go but if you think about it then our advantage would be going because these people won't go but now u are reading this comment will not go because of reverse psychology. Really take in this comment

    • @Vegito3650
      @Vegito3650 8 років тому +1

      jordy van essen this reply😂😂😂😂

    • @anapple3445
      @anapple3445 7 років тому +5

      I didn't understand a thing you said

    • @snl4742
      @snl4742 7 років тому +10

      Reverse psychology does not work in Apocalypse situations. People are going to panic. People who panic don't think. They just react.

    • @FA76638
      @FA76638 7 років тому

      Kamil Martinez lmfao i love the internet

    • @aangel9502
      @aangel9502 6 років тому

      Kamil Martinez Sorry but I dont understand ur comment... Just a tip next time, try putting commas on ur sentences so it isn't a run-on. c:

  • @get_lost6227
    @get_lost6227 4 роки тому +5

    Him: How you know a zombie apocalypse is happening!
    *Describes what's happening now with the coronavirus*

  • @mahmud674
    @mahmud674 4 роки тому +13

    Me just watching him explain 2020 like👁👄👁

  • @brianpatrickofficial
    @brianpatrickofficial 6 років тому +6

    “Except you Dale...’cause you’re weird like that” omg 😂

  • @SnippVerse
    @SnippVerse 8 років тому +45

    We Can Just Use The Land Mower From Plants Vs Zombies To Fortify Our House Atleast They Crush Them Down

    • @meepmeep3194
      @meepmeep3194 8 років тому +2

      you made my day :)

    • @fahu150
      @fahu150 8 років тому +1

      too bad we can't do it in real life

    • @SnippVerse
      @SnippVerse 8 років тому +1

      fa hu We can make it motion sensor if they come to close then Dead..

    • @mitchelljohnson9159
      @mitchelljohnson9159 8 років тому +1

      Gamestr Gaming yeah use a lawn mower not a land mower

    • @SnippVerse
      @SnippVerse 8 років тому +1

      Mitchell Johnson Yep Lawn Mower*

  • @zakosist
    @zakosist 5 років тому +2

    5:56 well if you stocked up food beforehand you can live on that food until the crops are done. And you can also harvest wild edibles (just learn them beforehand), hunt animals, fish or even eat insects for survival. Any natural habitat has something you can eat, but you cant be too picky and it may take extra effort, knowledge and skill to get it

  • @lostrogue6472
    @lostrogue6472 8 років тому +100

    Please reply with your own thoughts 😝
    I have personally always thought that getting an RV or camper would be ideal because you have a way of transportation, plus a house. Anyone agree?

    • @nickyjel
      @nickyjel 8 років тому +7

      Articwolf145 I would have a a really big space in the country and gradually build up and I would have people set up fences then behind the fences I would build walls no pun intended with guards tower with that done I would invite survivors for help and with the after some years if we make it that far we would have jobs like military, medical, builder for resources I would use rainwater for water farm for food and if we had a military I would send a squadron to find farm animals. Yea most of the scavenging would be done by my military and If someone were to break in

    • @nickyjel
      @nickyjel 8 років тому +3

      We locked up every entrance speakers would go off telling everyone to lock up and stay inside until the alarm is over my military would go to the sight and stay back IF we had we would send em over to see if zombies were to breach If not we would simply kill the intruder s and fix the wall as needed.

    • @nickyjel
      @nickyjel 8 років тому +3

      If we had drones

    • @Anonymous-fd2tb
      @Anonymous-fd2tb 8 років тому +5

      You have to board up the windows.

    • @ianguy1631
      @ianguy1631 8 років тому +4

      Malfunctioned no, you would need alot of fuel and it wouldn't be worth it

  • @angelphoenix7784
    @angelphoenix7784 8 років тому +16

    Honest question, wouldn't it be better to hunker down, before bugging out? Considering the first 3 days would be hectic. The rest I agree with.

    • @ZMZreloaded
      @ZMZreloaded  8 років тому +1

      Depends where you live

    • @angelphoenix7784
      @angelphoenix7784 8 років тому

      I agree with you on that.

    • @MrDarnell1821
      @MrDarnell1821 8 років тому

      if you live on earth you might want to bunker down... just so you dont waste time playing aoutside for no reason... you know, because zombies dont exist

    • @angelphoenix7784
      @angelphoenix7784 8 років тому +1

      Darnell The reason I made this question was in regards to what Morgan has said to Rick in a little show called the walking dead. And while it is true there are no zombies, science has proven it to be possible. Search for brain parasites.

    • @MrDarnell1821
      @MrDarnell1821 8 років тому

      Angel Phoenix77
      shure its posible... but trully un efective... just imagin what read necks woud do to zombies... just think abot it, we took the great white shark to being an endangered species with out even trying too hard... now imagin what would happen if tomorow there is open season for 1 million zombies tomorow... dont get me wrong, I absolutley love zombies, I just cant get enough, but I know how ridiculous it would be to make a zombie virus to use as a weapon... we can out run them, we are stronger, smarter and they need to get up close and personal to get us, we can kill something as far as 100 ft if we are mildly good with a gun

  • @FBI-1987
    @FBI-1987 3 роки тому +2

    Video idea: diets and workouts to survive the zombie apocalypse.

  • @juul___e_2400
    @juul___e_2400 7 років тому +31

    10 Things I Need To Survive Zombie Apocalypse:
    1.Clementine
    2.Clementine
    3.Clementine
    4.Clementine
    5.Clementine
    6.Clementine
    7.Clementine
    8.Clementine
    9.Clementine
    10.MOTHERFREAKIN' CLEMENTINE!

  • @John19Smith97
    @John19Smith97 7 років тому +64

    You know you are bored if you watch these kind of vids

    • @yeahhhboi7194
      @yeahhhboi7194 5 років тому +12

      Twenny1 pde I’m not bored I’m a really big fan of zombies

    • @lunamoon1976
      @lunamoon1976 5 років тому +10

      I just wanna be prepared

    • @takiyadoss958
      @takiyadoss958 4 роки тому +2

      @@justynagaecka9275 well then why u watching it

    • @moon-ee8yt
      @moon-ee8yt 4 роки тому

      Exactly why the fuck ain't I doing something productive with my life

  • @kcostello2007
    @kcostello2007 3 роки тому +1

    I Laughed so hard at 0:55 because he said I’m looking at you dad 😂🤣🤣😂

  • @A1Plooplord
    @A1Plooplord 8 років тому +5

    Can you cover combat techniques for every type of zombie virus? Like the slow shufflers from TWD or the sprinters from 28 Days Later or Zombieland? Since we have no clue what zombies would actually be like in a zombie apocalypse, wouldn't it be best to cover every single possibility? How do you take down a 6'2", 280lb guy who is a fitness freak, assuming you don't have access to any good weapons? Would the intelligence of a zombie matter in combat?

    • @robertmckinley2410
      @robertmckinley2410 8 років тому +1

      A1Plooplord, that'd make a sick video, please do it

    • @fahu150
      @fahu150 8 років тому

      that would be super useful

  • @cheesebread7000
    @cheesebread7000 4 роки тому +15

    2020 looking real suspicious right about now

  • @林T-k5m
    @林T-k5m 3 роки тому +1

    Planning ahead and having a survival kit/bag full of supplies is great for any natural disasters. I have a homemade earthquake bag in my room . 👍 i live in an earthquake prone area

  • @JuanIsHigh
    @JuanIsHigh 8 років тому +11

    Legends say that if your early ZMZ will reply

    • @ZMZreloaded
      @ZMZreloaded  8 років тому +10

      Legends are sometimes true

    • @JuanIsHigh
      @JuanIsHigh 8 років тому

      Zombie Survival Labs - ZMZreloaded :)

    • @AdeptGamerLad
      @AdeptGamerLad 8 років тому +1

      Rick, is it really you

    • @JuanIsHigh
      @JuanIsHigh 8 років тому

      The Loner Games mabye

    • @AdeptGamerLad
      @AdeptGamerLad 8 років тому +1

      it's me Coral, the one you've been searching for this entire time

  • @Integer_Overload
    @Integer_Overload 5 років тому +17

    Well, have you ever considered just going at the zombies Gung-ho? Just kill them all?
    *I mean, you'll have the rest of your life to do it*

    • @ericolsen5592
      @ericolsen5592 3 роки тому +1

      That's the way of the Berserker! Victory or Valhalla!

    • @kingol4801
      @kingol4801 Рік тому

      Not feasible unless you can completely isolate the territory.
      Otherwise good luck dealing with 8 billion targets, lol

  • @Apple_2048
    @Apple_2048 3 роки тому +1

    Him: Plants don’t grow overnight.
    Plants VS. Zombies: excuse me?

  • @LXO313
    @LXO313 5 місяців тому +4

    I’ve been in my bunker since 2020

  • @gamingenthusiasts2743
    @gamingenthusiasts2743 8 років тому +15

    rate my plan: go to the police station that's only 2-3 miles from my house. It has large walls ( Because northern Ireland is crazy ) and is the only place I can get guns. There is a large store across the road from it so I would grab a trolley of canned food and water and haul ass into the station. From there I would close the gates for a few days, keeping watch over all the outside world and using the limited power and internet left to find out where the biggest supply depots are nearby. I would let people who I run into join me and we would clear out the area surrounding the station slowly. Building by building, street by street. We would stockpile food and wait for the government to do something. If they don't act we will move to a more secure place. Good idea?

    • @achannel9427
      @achannel9427 7 років тому

      Gaming Enthusiasts unless your sure you can handle a gun properly then maybe just try to find a place and food close to the police station plus if you wait long enough and survive there is such a high chance you will find a body with a gun in its hand but smash the bodies head before grabbing the gun and make sure you have an escape rout if zombies all of a sudden start running at you since where the person died may be in the open and make sure to collect ammo and know which ammo is for the gun you have so study about weapons and guns before you go all like I'm gonna get guns and get headshots from playing games!

    • @matteo4675
      @matteo4675 7 років тому

      Boi... northern ireland don’t have guns

    • @haaa4818
      @haaa4818 7 років тому

      just a fellow human being nice, but “buy” BOI ITS THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE STEAL AS MUCH SHIT AS YOU WANT HELL YEAH

    • @tyrusvanciel8706
      @tyrusvanciel8706 7 років тому +1

      boi ima laugh when someone acts al friendly knocks you out and fucking eats youuu

    • @lexiheart738
      @lexiheart738 7 років тому +1

      Mr Monkeynuts as someone from northern Ireland I can confirm we have guns

  • @nancyalvarezflores4412
    @nancyalvarezflores4412 4 роки тому +1

    At 7:44 when he says you don’t want incest he puts Alabama 😂😂😂😂

  • @kizzer134
    @kizzer134 8 років тому +5

    ahhh yes I Remember the times mamma was tucking me into bed she'd turn the lights off and just as she was bout to leave lean in close and whisper "you will never be a badass..." good times man

  • @albionflux
    @albionflux 5 років тому +4

    Something ive always thought about but no one ever mentions,
    Once you have your base fortified you should design a zombie kill system.
    Where you can safely eliminate any zombies close by.
    Similar to walking dead fences can stab the zombies through them.

    • @rickyhazel3307
      @rickyhazel3307 Рік тому +1

      I like holes or trenches about 6-7 feet deep

  • @autismunknown4227
    @autismunknown4227 3 роки тому +2

    Wow. Everything that's just common sense for me. Everyday living for me because I'm a badass Zombiehunter.

    • @bobjoebo8933
      @bobjoebo8933 3 роки тому

      I'm probably going to be Patient Zero

  • @cero_sir
    @cero_sir 4 роки тому +4

    "but how can you tell if a zombie apocalypse is on their way? The media start talking about a new flu virus going around and advice you to stay at home or seek for medical treatment. School, bank, factory will shut down cuz lack of staff"
    Me now:....

  • @fgigjd
    @fgigjd 8 років тому +85

    I'm early so I should make a joke
    Something, something, england, something

    • @Batigol500
      @Batigol500 8 років тому +5

      Very creative.

    • @ironside4984
      @ironside4984 8 років тому +1

      I can't tell if this is a football thing or if it's for England having no guns

    • @_alex_draws5254
      @_alex_draws5254 8 років тому +3

      +JC LEGEND we have many guns we just have to keep it a secret or people will find out where all the people who make jokes about us went

    • @Sizzle_sauce-
      @Sizzle_sauce- 8 років тому

      Aimee Lavery England's awesome

    • @_alex_draws5254
      @_alex_draws5254 8 років тому

      Isn't it

  • @budhaspades2860
    @budhaspades2860 7 місяців тому

    I love re-watching his zombie videos wish he made more

  • @SpazzOnPC
    @SpazzOnPC 8 років тому +31

    I think someone's trying to be epic how to lmao good vid tho

  • @miles_.x9042
    @miles_.x9042 4 роки тому +3

    I bet half of us is watching this dying quarantine and preparing of what is going to happen in September

  • @anitaflores2278
    @anitaflores2278 3 роки тому +2

    omg this man is legit talking about 2021

  • @masonlewis8462
    @masonlewis8462 4 роки тому +12

    The latter half of rule 2 hits different in 2020...just sayin

  • @htoozin
    @htoozin 4 роки тому +4

    who is here before zombie apocalypse

  • @_BillieBirch_
    @_BillieBirch_ 3 роки тому +2

    Bruh me and my friends made up our plan long ago. We’re heading to an island that makes their own electricity. Btw I’ve become obsessed with your videos

  • @rajeevanvk7819
    @rajeevanvk7819 7 років тому +64

    I would find a rocket and ....
    Head to moon****

    • @urfaave
      @urfaave 7 років тому +1

      Crazy Viewer good idea

    • @dynasaur432
      @dynasaur432 7 років тому +1

      Crazy Viewer I will go with you ✊🏻

    • @jaylynscott1825
      @jaylynscott1825 6 років тому +2

      Can't forget about air! You need that. You will die, you need oxygen. Think a head.

    • @alfredmolnar6189
      @alfredmolnar6189 6 років тому +3

      Crazy Viewer U can't Survive there there's no food, oxygen aaaaand water

    • @saltyfrenchfry8806
      @saltyfrenchfry8806 5 років тому +2

      Why. Wouldn't it be more fun to go to mars?

  • @tbone8913
    @tbone8913 3 роки тому +1

    My mans giving 2021 ideas

  • @lorddraylon
    @lorddraylon 8 років тому +17

    stock up on high powered air rifles, pellets fishing equipment, learn wild plants, arrows, bows, a few crossbows and bolts. I always have knives on me and in my trunk. why did I mention pellet rifles you ask? because there are .177 cal pellet rifles that can kill a hog. that and I like the silent part or them 😉. if you have those and knowledge on how to obtain wild food you will never need to go to a town.

    • @txsnowman5064
      @txsnowman5064 8 років тому

      I've hunted hogs for several years and have seen some shrug off and charge from actual intermediate rifle rounds i.e. 5.56 and 7.62. You could get lucky maybe but if you have ever seen what an angry boar can do when pissed I wouldn't put my faith in something designed to only take out birds and squirrels for the most part.

    • @pauljipson6042
      @pauljipson6042 8 років тому

      Or just go full rick grimes and kill a whole zombie horde by softly pushing a pocketknife through their skull.
      That or just go with your plan.

    • @ianrobloxfilms1527
      @ianrobloxfilms1527 8 років тому

      AK-47 is too loud

    • @ianrobloxfilms1527
      @ianrobloxfilms1527 8 років тому

      Unless you attach a Silencer

    • @rendopatto2751
      @rendopatto2751 8 років тому +2

      IanRobloxFilms suppressors don't make that much of a difference in sound.

  • @mr.fantastic8580
    @mr.fantastic8580 3 роки тому +2

    7:22 HE'S TALKING TO YOU DALE

  • @nitrogenjutsu5178
    @nitrogenjutsu5178 2 роки тому +1

    Tips to survive the zombie apocalypse:
    1. Have skills like combat experience and talents like being ambidextrous that help you. The really smart people will find out ways to minimize weaknesses they have like adapting to extremely cold temperatures if they don’t have enough clothing, or are adapted to hot temperatures by using mud to cool off if there is no water. These type of people are aware that they can minimize weaknesses everyone have and choose not to let it drag them down and instead their weaknesses become their strength and gain a huge advantage over other people.
    2. Basic scavenging, combat, and medical skills. It also helps if you have additional talents like being able to use quiet weapons like bows or crossbows and melee weapons to avoid attracting other people and zombies Knowing the human anatomy and taking advantage of traits and your strongest body parts will also be a huge bonus over others. Your knees and elbows are one of the strongest parts of your body, so a small person can deal heavy damage when defending themselves. Short people are better long distance runners, are faster runners on average, are stronger on average, are better climbers, faster reaction time, dodge easier and more.
    3. Cardio and strength
    4. Being creative and adapting with new situations. For example if you are smart and zombies are in a horde you can be smart and cover yourself in zombie guts so you smell like them and they won’t detect you. Learning to fight with a variety of weapons and even without weapons at all will give you a huge advantage over other people and help you survive.
    5. Hyper vigilance, great observation skills and awareness of your surroundings. Being able to camouflage and using stealth to hide and ambush is also a huge bonus. Your height can also be either a disadvantage or advantage in some situations. Short people are stronger on average, have better balance, reaction time, and can hide a lot easier than taller people. Being tall allows more reach and a huge intimidation effect but other than that it’s extremely detrimental and disadvantageous in most situations.

  • @alexitimio
    @alexitimio 4 роки тому +3

    2:14 hits different in 2020

  • @javeontegilmore3312
    @javeontegilmore3312 4 роки тому +8

    Hey guess what now we have the coronavirus 😂

  • @manonchiswell8613
    @manonchiswell8613 5 років тому

    ‘you shouldn’t be making calls if you can’t even grow a mustache’
    i’m dead

  • @Yuki-zz8hz
    @Yuki-zz8hz 8 років тому +40

    best people you should have in zombie apocalypse:
    people that can Benefit us:
    Doctor-Manages/maintains your health to keep you alive for a longer period
    Craftmen-can Craft weapons and tools because there are shit-tons of useless shit that can be recycled.
    blacksmith-just like craftsmen but they cooperate to make what parts they can't make and put it together, there are shit tons of metals being ignored.
    engineer(both mechanical,electrical and civil enginers)-WE NEED HIM!because building a simple wall is not enough, engineers builds things 10 times better than non-engineers, he is a reinforcement for walls and shit.
    Farmer-a farmville in survival, yes you need it but the plants takes alot of month to grow but this plants are your back up meal.
    Detective(if there are)- you need him if there are traitors in your group, he solves shit.
    martial arts master & survivalist- teaches you how to survive and use combat skills.
    parkour master-teaches you how to free run on the high ground.(requires a gym)
    marksman- teaches you to aim properly
    People that are used for offense and defense:
    Hunter-Hunts animal
    Scavengers-scavenges alot of things in remote/ small populated area.
    Scouts- of course! you fcuking idiot! you can be sure if there are someone outside watching us, but he needs a walkie-talkie to report his/their locations, can help us find unfriendly bases we want to prevent
    Attack force/raider- this is absolutely fucking stupid to you but you need to manage your own group, if you have a group filled with useless fuckers having a sex,playing with barbies and trying to eat alot of resources.
    but it requires alot of people to form an attack group or raiders, this is not some sort of Rambo shit!
    Defence force/Guards-still needs a group, used for defence.
    survellance Guy:Required to watch over, needs a tall tower and binocular for long range sight-seeing, electrical engineer can help you to make a camera if you have one.
    can be a marksman if he/she is.
    People who governs:
    Leader(you can call him president/king/ring-leader/master/Fuhrer(hehe nazi survivor))-
    the guy who takes care of the group.(requires him to be not mean, no bad intentions, is not a pedophile/rapist and sexist, good strategist, and have feelings with members of the group.
    Leader's right hand man-a back up leader, same role and requirement as the leader.
    Babysitter- if you fucked a lady(fucked by a man if you're a lady), she gets pregnant and gives birth, she needs someone to watch over the baby if she is needed for the group.(yeah! you govern babies not to commit suicide because they liked to)
    Division leader/captain-if you have alot of people in your group, you need to separate them in Sub-Group and they need a sub-leader also(but not same rank as the leader of the pack)
    Best Places to survive/go/start over base:
    Cities:((dr)danger rate:1-2(dangerous),3(more dangerous),4-5(impossibruu!!)
    Mall(DR:5):mall is a large place and filled with many shoppers who is "zombified", but they are not strong and smart either, their only require a full group power to conquer this place,this place has been left untouched by many survivors because the danger rate is high.
    (good place to start as a headquarter/base/community, requires engineer and carpenter to fortify the place)

    • @falcongamer58
      @falcongamer58 8 років тому +2

      As a gamer I think the mmo strategy is the best,like yours

    • @freakinghackersstop6520
      @freakinghackersstop6520 8 років тому

      yea

    • @Yuki-zz8hz
      @Yuki-zz8hz 8 років тому +1

      sure

    • @nismotech3099
      @nismotech3099 8 років тому +1

      And you need Commandos, people who are good at everything, always prepared, and have good aim

    • @kasperikalervo91
      @kasperikalervo91 7 років тому

      are you special? and not in the good way

  • @emdickensonn
    @emdickensonn 8 років тому +17

    Zmz can you make a vid on what to do if everyone relys on you as their zombie apocalypse plan plz becuase all my friends do that!?

    • @AdeptGamerLad
      @AdeptGamerLad 8 років тому +1

      lol, you better start prepping

    • @WelziFC7
      @WelziFC7 8 років тому +3

      Increase the supplies of your plan to accommodate more people if need be. Choose who will help and who will hinder. Have everyone you are bringing around have something to do to make sure they won't drop the ball, like have some people bring water some bring food. And SOCKS everyone needs to bring a shit ton of socks

    • @yadbesarany9290
      @yadbesarany9290 8 років тому +1

      +Brandon Wells why socks?

    • @AdeptGamerLad
      @AdeptGamerLad 8 років тому +3

      Cause trench feet

    • @WelziFC7
      @WelziFC7 8 років тому +2

      alexis grande my time in the military taught me clean socks save lives

  • @JoeZo3647
    @JoeZo3647 5 років тому +1

    12. Protection : Armor/Makeshift Armor to stop zombie bites, face masks to prevent blood entering your mouth and to avoid being infected.. and stuff like that would be useful.