Can Schools Protect You in a Zombie Apocalypse?

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  • @Felarchy
    @Felarchy 5 років тому +19341

    Zombie Apocalypse: *Happens*
    Teacher: The zombies don't dismiss you, I do.

    • @whattheheckamidoinghere4305
      @whattheheckamidoinghere4305 5 років тому +1147

      *Zombies killed the teacher*
      Students: RUN!!!

    • @NN11527
      @NN11527 5 років тому +692

      I hate that rule

    • @faithlouise744
      @faithlouise744 5 років тому +634

      Teacher: the bell doesn’t dismiss you I do.
      The rest of my class:*walks out anyway*

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 5 років тому +162

      @@NN11527 I also hate it, it's so annoying

    • @JeffRobloxian
      @JeffRobloxian 5 років тому +179

      I will tell my teacher WELL FUCK U IM GOING TO A SAFE SPOT ANYONE ONE ELSE WANNA JOIN ME AND SURVIVE

  • @thegamingchance_ttv
    @thegamingchance_ttv 5 років тому +6860

    What if you just straight up stayed home once the apocalypse hit. Like how viable of an option is the average two story house?

    • @victortorres2985
      @victortorres2985 5 років тому +160

      Depends

    • @kidgamer8758
      @kidgamer8758 5 років тому +106

      I live in Florida and lot of our school have storm prof windows

    • @PreciousLuna1988
      @PreciousLuna1988 5 років тому +46

      Most likely not very good at all.

    • @jakubsmelka3458
      @jakubsmelka3458 5 років тому +202

      @Mike Sharpelletti Europeans houses my man..strong brick walls good luck busting through that

    • @FauxFoxPaw
      @FauxFoxPaw 5 років тому +104

      My paranoid ass knows Zombies will never happen, yet I still prepped my house just incase. I have covers cut out for the window size all ready to go, etc etc.

  • @Porky0_0
    @Porky0_0 4 роки тому +2029

    imagine being in a preschool and the zombie apocalypse happens you would have to block a door with tiny chairs or something stupid like that

    • @lichen6962
      @lichen6962 3 роки тому +53

      I’m on the floor. Lol.

    • @emilyelephant9247
      @emilyelephant9247 3 роки тому +29

      Lmao 😭 they would all probably die though sadly

    • @redbeardsteelskin6723
      @redbeardsteelskin6723 3 роки тому +144

      I was laughin with the chairs. Now I'm sad after thinking about all those crying kids and the fact that chances are, they're goners.

    • @Yaboycart
      @Yaboycart 3 роки тому +38

      You gotta deal with ankle biters

    • @stoneraptor6219
      @stoneraptor6219 3 роки тому +66

      @@redbeardsteelskin6723 you would just have to hope for a real tough as nails kindergarten teacher

  • @GamineMadcap
    @GamineMadcap Рік тому +550

    My first thought was sound. Sound travels like mad in a school. If you need to stay quiet to hide or hunt intruders you’re fighting an uphill battle. A lot of windows are also either shatterproof or don’t open, so if you need an escape route you’re more limited.

    • @SloppyJam
      @SloppyJam 8 місяців тому +26

      @ArianaVGamerzOfficial zomboids have ears

    • @LostDemigod16who_is_unclaimed
      @LostDemigod16who_is_unclaimed 7 місяців тому +9

      @ArianaVGamerzOfficial zombies have better hearing than humans yk🙄

    • @sebastiandelfavero5243
      @sebastiandelfavero5243 7 місяців тому +25

      That's actually a good advantage it would drive the zombies insane because they would chase the echoes

    • @bleepbloop101010101
      @bleepbloop101010101 6 місяців тому +17

      University would be better, they don't have the same issues and there's tons of buildings with a bonus underground tunnel system,

    • @DriedJizzSock
      @DriedJizzSock 5 місяців тому +6

      @@sebastiandelfavero5243 On paper, this sounds (pun intended) good. Until you realize that it's hard to occupy a building where the walking dead are constantly on the move. It's better to know where they are than be surprised that they're suddenly around the corner.

  • @schoolaccount6394
    @schoolaccount6394 5 років тому +5991

    My school is rumored to be haunted so
    Con: ghost
    Pro:a friend that can’t die

    • @kimmstiny.4836
      @kimmstiny.4836 5 років тому +202

      Then ask your friend to possess the zombies

    • @YenjiGonko228
      @YenjiGonko228 5 років тому +123

      Maybe they could be a negotiator because they can't be eaten

    • @1s4iah74
      @1s4iah74 5 років тому +17

      Payton P lol same with me so have at lest they won’t die

    • @Eroc6823
      @Eroc6823 5 років тому +29

      They can be watch out and if you die you can join them :D

    • @kjwestlake1051
      @kjwestlake1051 5 років тому +4

      Payton P omg me

  • @xjswaa
    @xjswaa 4 роки тому +2201

    School Guard : No ID No Entry
    Zombies : Understandable have a great day !

    • @2lordwaffles904
      @2lordwaffles904 4 роки тому +13

      That right

    • @unistealth
      @unistealth 3 роки тому +53

      Plot twist: The zombie ate a student and grabbed it's ID and now its vice versa

    • @christianarnott6662
      @christianarnott6662 3 роки тому +18

      Wait your school has guards?
      AMERICA 100

    • @xjswaa
      @xjswaa 3 роки тому +18

      @@christianarnott6662 here in the Ph, school guards won't let you in without the ID

    • @L.G.X.69420
      @L.G.X.69420 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @vanessakennedy311
    @vanessakennedy311 5 років тому +1276

    school: *gets attacked with zombies*
    teachers: just sit under the desk and everything will be fine

    • @Schemingzy
      @Schemingzy 5 років тому +2

      So true!

    • @someunknownperson7674
      @someunknownperson7674 5 років тому +17

      Zombie with no legs:HAI MOTHER FUCKeRs Students under desk:*gets eaten alive by zombies without legs*

    • @Emmatriaaa
      @Emmatriaaa 5 років тому +39

      Student: *gets bitten by zombie*
      Nurse: “pUt iCe oN iT”
      “dRaNk vvAter”

    • @realmario979
      @realmario979 5 років тому +10

      @@Emmatriaaa 5 minute crafts toothpaste: Are you challenging me?

    • @personwholikesmusic2011
      @personwholikesmusic2011 5 років тому +1

      vanessa kennedy Hahaha ikr

  • @Prich319
    @Prich319 Рік тому +160

    I was on my high school's varsity rifle team. We had a fully equipped gun range in the basement, including an armory. (yes, my school is NOT a gun-free zone.) The ROTC program's classroom also had materials for teaching leadership and survival skills such as land navigation and building shelter. Then there were the workshops in the vocational wing, the library, and a new science wing and fieldhouse had been built when I was there.
    Also, the first place I usually hit up in a Project Zomboid run is the local school. The fact they often have food, skill books, and even at least one backpack in the lockers made it an ideal early game location to raid for supplies.

    • @YourLightning28
      @YourLightning28 10 місяців тому +2

      My school too man. I was on my rifle team too

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 9 місяців тому +11

      Wtf holy shit ur school sounds awesome as hell.
      My school, I'd hit my engineering classroom instead. Its got all the tools, weapons, and capabilities to make more. Only problem is just fortifying the place since my school has outdoor hallways, and the engie classroom has a garage that opens up to a sandy yard where we build our projects at but it has a massive chain linked fence and gate on one side of it. Oh and food.

    • @Yeee73838
      @Yeee73838 7 місяців тому +1

      Badass school you went to

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 7 місяців тому

      Ours has one under the swimming pool lol it's pretty cool.

    • @urlocaloser32
      @urlocaloser32 7 місяців тому

      I just started project zomboid do you have tips?

  • @bienangelo2203
    @bienangelo2203 5 років тому +3731

    "Ok Class the Apocalypse has Started, Let us just Crawl under our desks and hope for the best"

    • @Maria-uz1qc
      @Maria-uz1qc 5 років тому +161

      *1 billion year later*
      "OK guys the apocaly could be over, let me just make myself young again tho, just in case"

    • @YenjiGonko228
      @YenjiGonko228 5 років тому +163

      Nah fuck that. My teacher would kick us out and make us fend for ourselves lmfao

    • @shan3622
      @shan3622 5 років тому +47

      Peridot TheClod thats super annoying especially on earthquake drills

    • @anamomonakaya
      @anamomonakaya 5 років тому +47

      Okay everyone group together and huddle in the darkest corner

    • @shaunwalker2612
      @shaunwalker2612 5 років тому +13

      I would get lots of guns and explosives

  • @beedoesthings8037
    @beedoesthings8037 3 роки тому +2359

    Fun fact about my former highschool; the place literally had a greenhouse on campus and tons of gardening equipment, including fertile dirt, books explaining how to keep plants healthy and, sometimes, actual plants waiting to be planted. So a stable farm wouldn’t be too difficult to set up.

    • @Trainmaxxer_Prime
      @Trainmaxxer_Prime 3 роки тому +65

      Mine had an ag dept. too. Garden tools, pots, raised beds, a greenhouse, livestock barn, tractors, ag mechanics shop, and it was right next to the football field/baseball diamond/training fields. Had a nearby creek too. Also we had weight rooms, auto, metal and wood shops, cooking classroom and a well stocked library that I never had time to use, and of course a cafeteria, but these were in other areas of the campus. This is the 1st time I've thought about it like that, but it could be a good setup for SHTF for a large group. Come to think of it most schools around here have large fields that they do little w/other than have mowed occasionally. Always wondered why?

    • @Serenityrosemary
      @Serenityrosemary 3 роки тому +9

      My school has a smoll greenhouse

    • @Serenityrosemary
      @Serenityrosemary 3 роки тому +1

      @Colgate The Hedgehog cool

    • @phillipskids3686
      @phillipskids3686 3 роки тому +2

      My classmates planned for a zombie apocalypse on our highschool campus

    • @kk-bn7sg
      @kk-bn7sg 3 роки тому +6

      At schools in my state, its actually a requirement because where I live, most jobs rely on our agriculture. Me have a whole farm with tools, soil, water, we have places with animals, we have a mechanic shop, we have the culinary classrooms with ovens, refrigerators, etc. We have our health rooms with surgical equipment, sanitary tools, and lots of med kits. We also have extra clothes there
      Edit: I got a notification and remembered that my school has JROTC (we train to be in the Army) and we have rifle classes where we have a bunch of guns and learn how to shoot them, and how to aim correctly

  • @kasievanherk2409
    @kasievanherk2409 5 років тому +10456

    If theres ever a zombie apocalypse you want to go to Costco because its full of food, has concrete walls, and the zombies cant get in without a Costco membership.

    • @bryceyhamel8281
      @bryceyhamel8281 5 років тому +1199

      do i gotta pay for costco membership? i dont wanna get declined in middle of being chased and have to sign up

    • @TheEssenceofpets
      @TheEssenceofpets 5 років тому +133

      😂

    • @Diamondesignsempires
      @Diamondesignsempires 5 років тому +120

      I will still plan to go to Dubai to try the Emirates airport that time XD

    • @komiikoe4571
      @komiikoe4571 5 років тому +23

      Kasie Vanherk 😆

    • @Glaaarrgg
      @Glaaarrgg 5 років тому +31

      Kasie Vanherk IT TAKES ATLEAST A HOUR TO GET TO MY COSTCO BROSKI ;-;

  • @wallord2435
    @wallord2435 Рік тому +82

    My school was used as a prison before. It has a beton wall all around and there are these metal constructions on windows to make sure no one jumps in/out through them.

    • @kylereese4822
      @kylereese4822 6 місяців тому

      first days - months - Schools, uni, collages are ok if they have a perimeter wall/fence(that can be strengthened in a fast manor if damaged)....
      months - years later - Schools, uni, collages are ok because there are less dead or hostile humans so they could become settlements with new stronger perimeter walls, fields for growing food, swimming pool for water that can used for heating or fuel(hydrogen for running heating system engine) rooms for storing supplies, growing food in the winter times, rooms with car lights to power solar panels for emergencies......

    • @hilmynovandi
      @hilmynovandi 2 місяці тому

      r u indonesian

  • @the_monstah6378
    @the_monstah6378 5 років тому +936

    I’m in high school right now but my middle school does have an underground nuclear shelter. Due to being built in 1952.

    • @karvast5726
      @karvast5726 5 років тому +33

      Yeah but it's probably isn't full of shelf stable food anymore

    • @trashlol4170
      @trashlol4170 5 років тому +21

      Karvast all of us who enjoy canned tuna lunches will be ready.

    • @karvast5726
      @karvast5726 5 років тому

      @@trashlol4170 you can have a little bit of canned souo to vary a little but haha

    • @richardkelso9912
      @richardkelso9912 5 років тому

      That's fuming cool dude

    • @2001dodgeram
      @2001dodgeram 5 років тому

      lucky

  • @boemboemkaboem9196
    @boemboemkaboem9196 5 років тому +2656

    ‘It’s not built like a prison’
    My school was a prison before

    • @derpyditto2908
      @derpyditto2908 5 років тому +43

      Same here

    • @mirimeerkat2087
      @mirimeerkat2087 5 років тому +130

      One of my schools was originally a bomb shelter

    • @user-mo7ir5uo2o
      @user-mo7ir5uo2o 5 років тому +10

      Tahira Tahra same

    • @stellar_centauri7505
      @stellar_centauri7505 5 років тому +65

      My school was built by people that specialize in prisons so it has the same layout lol

    • @mickroyster6442
      @mickroyster6442 5 років тому +19

      Do people still drop the soap in the bathroom if you know what I mena?

  • @M4A1BestGirl
    @M4A1BestGirl 5 років тому +528

    Zombies: **Interrupt gym class.**
    P.E. Teacher: Everybody grab a bat!

    • @ItsMintySugarCakeWolfLove
      @ItsMintySugarCakeWolfLove 5 років тому +25

      In my gym, we don’t have a bat so ya know what my *_WHOLE_* class would do?
      *_Sacrifice the annoyng child (so basiclly let her die) and then grab something sharp or hard and then run out of the fucking school_*
      I would just grab my friends and just jump out of the window😂

    • @fluffypuff3582
      @fluffypuff3582 5 років тому +5

      Sounds related to Negan from the Walking Dead cause he was also was a gym teacher and he uses a bat.

    • @LizardKing1262
      @LizardKing1262 5 років тому +4

      Well atleast he does SOMETHING fun

    • @beatmaker5437
      @beatmaker5437 5 років тому

      No...GRAB A WEIGHT LIFTER AND SHUVE IT INTO THEIR FACE!

    • @Equine.1
      @Equine.1 5 років тому

      M4A1 there is no bat

  • @SergioPerez-vm8zw
    @SergioPerez-vm8zw Рік тому +35

    Man, this reminded me that my old elementary school was built like a castle. Concrete wall surrounding the whole thing, on a hill, the works. I'd only have to block off the road that leads up the hill to the administration building and the singular staircase down to the kindergarten, where the walls aren't as high. It was a private school, too, so I don't know how beholden it is to that alternative care site thing. Plus, the gardens were always really nice.

    • @user-wi9hv2pb2q
      @user-wi9hv2pb2q 3 дні тому

      @@SergioPerez-vm8zw my high school was in a legit armory from the 1800s. only 6 windows per exposure, super narrow, only metal doors on first floor. no windows. Great fort.

  • @ratticusthewinion
    @ratticusthewinion 5 років тому +176

    I feel like the zombies-even though they're undead-still remember the times when their teachers say *"The bell doesn't dismiss you, **_I_** dismiss you,"* and kill them first as revenge.

    • @100-r4q
      @100-r4q 4 роки тому +7

      blank In The Walking Dead (the show not the game) some zombies know how to do things like humans do.

    • @johannaalexamorales6141
      @johannaalexamorales6141 4 роки тому +2

      I agree!!

  • @maggiekhong280
    @maggiekhong280 4 роки тому +1920

    Kid: **runs away from zombie**
    Principal: **puts kid in detention**

    • @HalaKaBoomBoom
      @HalaKaBoomBoom 4 роки тому +10

      Hahahahaa

    • @Stkツ
      @Stkツ 4 роки тому +7

      Lmfao

    • @EnderLlamas
      @EnderLlamas 4 роки тому +47

      "No running in the halls. Detention for you. 15 seconds. When will you learn?"

    • @jujuthethird4602
      @jujuthethird4602 4 роки тому +26

      But he'll be safe from the zombie because he's in a room

    • @HalaKaBoomBoom
      @HalaKaBoomBoom 4 роки тому +7

      @@EnderLlamas HAH!!!!

  • @papayadoodlez9994
    @papayadoodlez9994 5 років тому +1069

    "I heard someone died!"
    Teacher: SILENCE!

    • @haruhifujiokaswife2511
      @haruhifujiokaswife2511 5 років тому +8

      my teacher isn't like that she would freak out

    • @ellielovealtman8948
      @ellielovealtman8948 5 років тому +7

      My teacher would be like: wtf

    • @jordanwilson4507
      @jordanwilson4507 4 роки тому +11

      The zombies don’t dismiss you I do

    • @dodoarks3186
      @dodoarks3186 4 роки тому +6

      @@jordanwilson4507 and the zombies will dismiss the teacher and students life in a few minutes

    • @francesely9694
      @francesely9694 4 роки тому

      Omg my teachers kinda like that but she would say not silence she’d say please don’t yell with out permission. Me: says in mind you never believe me :(

  • @juliegellert1364
    @juliegellert1364 11 місяців тому +86

    This immediately made me think of the anime, High School of the Dead. The school was fenced off, but all it took was one teacher being bitten through the fence and the on-campus epidemic was off and running. In fact, the first couple of episodes were about surviving and escaping from the school.

    • @_EllieLOL_
      @_EllieLOL_ 10 місяців тому +8

      In Gakkou Gurashi the entire main cast almost died because they brought one infected guy to the roof with them

    • @YourLightning28
      @YourLightning28 10 місяців тому +1

      I thought this too, glad I wasn't the only one.

    • @ImOGgaravito
      @ImOGgaravito 7 місяців тому +3

      Bro, I thought of that too, I loved that anime, watched it about 4 times now but thinking about watching it again

    • @ryabirdie3095
      @ryabirdie3095 6 місяців тому

      I think I remember hearing of that anime several years ago, was probably not even a teen yet. I was so traumatized and scared I couldn’t even get through the first episode. I was in tears.
      Never got back into it after that.

    • @lonelyvoid.
      @lonelyvoid. 6 місяців тому +3

      too much fanservice i couldnt get thru the first epp🫠

  • @robotontheinternet0122
    @robotontheinternet0122 4 роки тому +616

    Everybody: Screaming and running from zombies
    The Quiet Kid: It's Showtime

    • @acc0cutie_xox
      @acc0cutie_xox 4 роки тому +24

      I am the quiet kid

    • @l.t1330
      @l.t1330 3 роки тому +14

      @@acc0cutie_xox so you have a list?

    • @Chicory-Cat69
      @Chicory-Cat69 3 роки тому +6

      @@acc0cutie_xox same

    • @holdencross5904
      @holdencross5904 3 роки тому +11

      History nerds with live weaponry and sharpened swords to the quiet kid: it’s our time to shine!

    • @moving8260
      @moving8260 3 роки тому

      skull girls reference

  • @TheFinalFailSafe
    @TheFinalFailSafe 3 роки тому +1564

    God, just the title brought back memories of me and my friends discussing our “zombie survival plan” during our sixth grade recess.
    We all had a few stops to gather supplies but we all agreed that our main base would be the school. We even theorized the buildings weak points and how we’d fortify them.

    • @tamagotchiiis
      @tamagotchiiis 3 роки тому +106

      U had some fun friends

    • @martin_taavet
      @martin_taavet 3 роки тому +64

      well, like a 2 years ago (7th grade?) I and my classmates were discussing the same thing. then 1 our classmate started telling us about it, but I started my speech, so he had to stop telling about his own plan. Later that classmate died of brain cancer and has never finished his zombie plan😪

    • @beebug94
      @beebug94 3 роки тому +38

      I’m currently doing this. I’m even in 7th grade. We bought 200$ worth “supplies” over the past year. Glad we aren’t the only weirdos

    • @spets234
      @spets234 3 роки тому +33

      @@beebug94 You aren't a weirdo... It's an interesting thing to talk about for a lot of people. We like to imagine worse case scenarios to see how we can combat them and be prepared

    • @fcshadow5793
      @fcshadow5793 2 роки тому +5

      @@martin_taavet :(.

  • @ZygoBS
    @ZygoBS 4 роки тому +310

    Con: The school nurse
    "Oh you got bitten by a zombie? Put some ice on it and you will be fine!

    • @Tastyburger-xr2zj
      @Tastyburger-xr2zj 4 роки тому +5

      Bruh that's a pro, hey repair EVERYTHING. 2 dead kidneys slap some ice on that wham instantly repaired

    • @pinkniamhy
      @pinkniamhy 4 роки тому +1

      Just put a plaster on it it will be fine

    • @ZygoBS
      @ZygoBS 4 роки тому

      @Benito Mussolini just imagine

  • @timshepherd4626
    @timshepherd4626 Рік тому +15

    @ 2:35, Timmy had to pay the ultimate sacrifice (OHHH $H!+)! I can't stop laughing! Not at the thought of a deceased child, just the portrayel and presentation of it. Too funny

  • @teresaborjesson3395
    @teresaborjesson3395 4 роки тому +312

    Person: got bit my zombie
    Nurse: just put a ice bag on it and you’ll be fine

    • @TheBeesies
      @TheBeesies 4 роки тому +24

      One time I fell at school and went to the nurse. There was a big bump on my wrist but other then that it *looked* fine. She told me it was a minor sprain and that if I kept ice on the bump then it would go away. She gave me ice then sent me back to recess. Well the next day it still hurt and the bump wasn't gone so my dad got me out of school and took me to the doctor.
      Turns out I broke my arm and the bump was my bone which was dislocated.

    • @catherinecook5452
      @catherinecook5452 4 роки тому +6

      Hahaha

    • @WaterVolt1917
      @WaterVolt1917 4 роки тому +6

      @@TheBeesies Which is exactly her point.

  • @cococlint6138
    @cococlint6138 5 років тому +754

    Smart kids:*saw zombies*
    Also smart kids: *This is our time*
    "Pumped up kicks started playing in the background*

  • @ankthestar
    @ankthestar 5 років тому +919

    Zombie apocalypse happens
    Teacher: crouch near your lockers children...

  • @Your-Average-Nerd
    @Your-Average-Nerd 11 місяців тому +5

    I think the band kids at our school would either beat up zombies with their instruments or lure them away from weak points with music

    • @Entity_x2
      @Entity_x2 7 місяців тому +1

      (and they would get bitten in the process😑)

    • @POWELL_EDITZZ
      @POWELL_EDITZZ Місяць тому

      Bro thinks he is the only school with band kids and they Weill make a difference 💀🙏

    • @POWELL_EDITZZ
      @POWELL_EDITZZ Місяць тому

      Bro thinks he is the only school with band kids and they Weill make a difference 💀🙏

  • @ka-ox5wf
    @ka-ox5wf 4 роки тому +1761

    kid, clearly showing zombie symptoms
    school nurse: It's fine, put some ice on it

    • @imfuckingbest6715
      @imfuckingbest6715 4 роки тому +42

      @Willa Bukata army please shut up this is not the place it's annoying this is why people hate us.🙄

    • @BlueFernfield
      @BlueFernfield 4 роки тому +26

      Kid: instantly becomes better

    • @blueblue232
      @blueblue232 4 роки тому +9

      ...Makes them eat some crackers

    • @elliebang7503
      @elliebang7503 4 роки тому +3

      I’m FuckingBest .........

    • @Julia-kp7pv
      @Julia-kp7pv 4 роки тому +4

      My last high school didn't even have a nurse in the school. They were apparently supposed to work on call. Morons.

  • @kittyland4183
    @kittyland4183 4 роки тому +556

    If there was a zombie apocalypse, a school would be the last place I would want to be because there is too many people and we all know how that goes, one person gets infected and then the rest go down.

    • @jonathan_8100
      @jonathan_8100 3 роки тому +10

      Yuuuuup

    • @mostafawatchs4483
      @mostafawatchs4483 3 роки тому +10

      And also am not living in school

    • @Disjehdiajw
      @Disjehdiajw 3 роки тому +14

      It would be ALOT less crowded Bc ppl won’t hide in a school by instinct.

    • @bouncysmitten
      @bouncysmitten 3 роки тому +5

      smart , i personally would just have fun and probably would want a squad

    • @ilovetabs224
      @ilovetabs224 3 роки тому +2

      yea and like in cooties what if the kids can get it and not the adults then its GAME OVER

  • @Shockable
    @Shockable 3 роки тому +784

    It's also important to note that if the apocalypse doesn't happen on a day off of school, there's already gonna be hundreds, and in my case of a 3 school campus, thousands of people already seeking shelter

    • @Water-rg7gp
      @Water-rg7gp Рік тому +7

      thats a 20% chance.

    • @NottherealLucifer
      @NottherealLucifer Рік тому

      Incorrect. A zombie apocalypse doesn't just happen out of the blue, there's usually a sickness spreading around before the even itself pops off. Literally every single day will be a day off of school because the government won't allow school to continue when there's a deadly disease on the loose.

    • @Tomos_J-J
      @Tomos_J-J Рік тому +10

      @@Water-rg7gp 71%*

    • @Water-rg7gp
      @Water-rg7gp Рік тому

      @@Tomos_J-J school is a few hours a day for 5 days a week, i calculated that kids would be at school from 7 to 5 a day, thats 10 hours
      10/24 is .42 of a day of school, multiplying that by the 5/7 chance of it being a day of school gives us a clean .3 and since most schools have even less at school time its even less than .3
      you cant just fucking base it off of a day because zombie apocalypses can start at night when nobody is at school, so i calculated by hour.

    • @powerflower3405
      @powerflower3405 Рік тому +22

      Not only would there be other people seeking the school for shelter, wouldn’t there be lots of Zombies already in these schools? Due to the fact that there are only like 2 days a week that schools aren’t open ( except in summer ).

  • @1995Pie
    @1995Pie 2 місяці тому +10

    0:20 america: "schools are suppose to be safe?"

    • @Yumdumrandom
      @Yumdumrandom 2 місяці тому +1

      Erm actually it’s America 🤓👆 and safe 🤓🤓🤓

    • @1995Pie
      @1995Pie 2 місяці тому

      @@Yumdumrandom true. thanks ^^

  • @teenage5560
    @teenage5560 5 років тому +801

    "And it's rooted in our subconscious to think schools are safe."
    *America has joined the chat*

  • @killersol8251
    @killersol8251 5 років тому +195

    Going to a school in a zombie apocalypse has never crossed my mind, only going to a grocery store

    • @jamesjohnson9401
      @jamesjohnson9401 5 років тому +4

      Killer Sol, a lot of people will go to grocery stores

    • @Twichloc
      @Twichloc 5 років тому +6

      If i was in the store I'd hide in the backery and be fine. Noboday gets past me and my muffins. NOT EVEN ZOMBIES!!!

    • @amyruthx9067
      @amyruthx9067 5 років тому +3

      I’d go to the place where the stores get their supplies from, people will go to stores and they will have much more supplies

    • @the.44magnumisamonster
      @the.44magnumisamonster 5 років тому

      Sameee

    • @the.44magnumisamonster
      @the.44magnumisamonster 5 років тому

      Twichloc *bakery

  • @ThaneBloke
    @ThaneBloke 5 років тому +988

    Zombie Apolalypse: * happens *
    teacher: No RuNniNg In ThE hAlLwAyS

  • @cursedkai2627
    @cursedkai2627 Рік тому +9

    My old school growing up had heavy-duty fencing with a coded lock and a long stretch of tarmac after that which was ideal for placing traps. We also had a church soup kitchen with supplies underneath along with large windows, strong lockable doors, a science lab and a lounge. I think I'd do well there

    • @kylereese4822
      @kylereese4822 6 місяців тому +1

      irst days - months - Schools, uni, collages are ok if they have a perimeter wall/fence(that can be strengthened in a fast manor if damaged)....
      months - years later - Schools, uni, collages are ok because there are less dead or hostile humans so they could become settlements with new stronger perimeter walls, fields for growing food, swimming pool for water that can used for heating or fuel(hydrogen for running heating system engine) rooms for storing supplies, growing food in the winter times, rooms with car lights to power solar panels for emergencies......

  • @johnhumphrey1085
    @johnhumphrey1085 5 років тому +613

    Another pro is that you get to be stuck with your crush trying to impress her/him with heroic zombie killings.

    • @panckaes2022
      @panckaes2022 5 років тому +89

      Or get eaten alive in front of said crush

    • @arent2295
      @arent2295 5 років тому +75

      @@panckaes2022 or get eaten by crush sexually or literally

    • @BennTenn100
      @BennTenn100 5 років тому +38

      @@arent2295 or get eaten sexually by zombies in front of them

    • @whoisrizzyy
      @whoisrizzyy 5 років тому +18

      Or you eaten ur own crush

    • @ragiansteel8944
      @ragiansteel8944 5 років тому +9

      Or u get bit by ure crush

  • @vuph21
    @vuph21 5 років тому +3694

    Everyone gangsta til the quiet kid start biting the other kids

  • @sydneysalazar4126
    @sydneysalazar4126 5 років тому +5958

    *Student gets bitten*
    School nurse: “here’s an ice pack”
    Student “IM DYING!”

    • @JeffRobloxian
      @JeffRobloxian 5 років тому +39

      It's just Sydney L O L

    • @JeffRobloxian
      @JeffRobloxian 5 років тому +41

      I need to know how this comment isn’t getting that much attention

    • @Yourboyjames18
      @Yourboyjames18 5 років тому +29

      Why is this Comment ain’t getting more attention I pissed myself laughing 😂😭😭

    • @yae5063
      @yae5063 5 років тому +7

      So trueee

    • @shan3622
      @shan3622 5 років тому +3

      Lmaoo

  • @jacemonster5
    @jacemonster5 Рік тому +8

    i feel like a school would only be a good idea if you had a large group, that way you can actually make use of all that space. It would be a good location to set up like an apocalypse village type thing that you often see in apocalypse stuff.

  • @sharchiro7759
    @sharchiro7759 3 роки тому +412

    Student: *gets bitten*
    school nurse: Oh no! *puts ice pack in wound* all good

  • @tobias1000
    @tobias1000 4 роки тому +823

    My school was actually meant to be a prison so I’ll just hide in the cellar below the ground-

    • @methmonster
      @methmonster 4 роки тому +58

      I don’t see what changed

    • @tobias1000
      @tobias1000 4 роки тому +26

      @@brainmince1158 Surprisingly, the incinerator isn't used for papers, it used to be used for bodies-

    • @winnie7922
      @winnie7922 4 роки тому +16

      My mom’s school used to be a movie theater, when she was walking around my school with me she said it looked like a prison, I don’t blame her

    • @nocknmae
      @nocknmae 4 роки тому +13

      @@tobias1000 My bullshit detector is starting to go off

    • @somebody_yt5037
      @somebody_yt5037 4 роки тому +6

      @@methmonster lol true shcool is a prison

  • @mangovr6503
    @mangovr6503 4 роки тому +267

    Kid running away from zombie.
    Teacher “keep working”

    • @teddybear6630
      @teddybear6630 4 роки тому +6

      That would be one hell of a PE exercise fvckin runnin from zombies😂

  • @maddie.cdraws3233
    @maddie.cdraws3233 Рік тому +6

    At my highschool it dates back to nearly the start of WW2 and in the basement it use to be used as shooting range! And than there is one room that is like a mini panic room. No windows, extra think brick walls, a bullet proof door, and so on. It’s definitely an old school but like bruh… I live not even 2 minutes away from it too. I’m going there for the zombie apocalypse lol

  • @nickless7475
    @nickless7475 5 років тому +129

    You forgot a con!
    If the apocalypse starts when it is school time and one zombie gets in...
    there will be hundreds of zombies there when you come there, maybe even more depends on how many people
    has tried to loot it before you!

    • @100-r4q
      @100-r4q 4 роки тому +1

      Unless you were late, why would there be hundreds of people there before school even is about to start?

    • @r13e15
      @r13e15 4 роки тому +2

      A few books I’ve read this happens

  • @Phantasima
    @Phantasima 5 років тому +501

    "It's not built like a prison"
    Little do you know! My high school was legit designed by a guy who designed prisons xD lol

  • @Ac504
    @Ac504 4 роки тому +1314

    Zombie: “starts eating a kid in the back of the room.”
    Teacher: sit back down and finish the work on your desk then you can go.

    • @warhubnia164
      @warhubnia164 3 роки тому +15

      Dumb teacher

    • @dievkatyusha4075
      @dievkatyusha4075 3 роки тому +6

      @.@

    • @anthonyhernandez883
      @anthonyhernandez883 3 роки тому +12

      Well his work is to eat that kid

    • @JeffDrawz
      @JeffDrawz 3 роки тому +15

      all the kids be speedrunning their work and get world records

    • @JG-js9ww
      @JG-js9ww 3 роки тому +5

      Zombie just gets frustrated trying to solve 2 + 7 and the kid finishes their work and gets the fuck out of there and just slips and cracks their head open lmao

  • @bratanyaroslav3561
    @bratanyaroslav3561 3 місяці тому +1

    Finally a channel that deals with the really important topics, namely zombie apocalypses. I'm on my 5th video today

  • @memphismadeej4665
    @memphismadeej4665 5 років тому +990

    Me: Running for my freaking life after seeing zombie
    Teacher: NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS

  • @evencoldertea5905
    @evencoldertea5905 5 років тому +961

    My school looks like it survived an apocalypse before

  • @lyricrue7069
    @lyricrue7069 4 роки тому +300

    My school has an Agriscience program so we have greenhouses so we can grow crops at my school in a zombie apocalypse.

    • @angelfoodcake3277
      @angelfoodcake3277 4 роки тому +10

      That's really cool!

    •  4 роки тому +7

      Our school had doomsday vault. But It wasn't ever used, or even equiped after few decades. 😀

    • @porcelain.5183
      @porcelain.5183 3 роки тому

      There's a lot of places to grow stuff in my school it has good soil

    • @conanjames8322
      @conanjames8322 3 роки тому

      My school has a really old i guess fallout shelter. But its rusty by now and filled with spiders.

    • @porcelain.5183
      @porcelain.5183 3 роки тому +1

      @@conanjames8322 so you rather get eaten alive by zombies

  • @thehybridas9065
    @thehybridas9065 Рік тому +6

    You could armor the buses. Especially for different purposes like mass transportation, defense, offense, supply transportation, vehicle transportation, you could permanently station buses as walls, shops, medical stations, armor rooms, security, etc

    • @kylereese4822
      @kylereese4822 6 місяців тому

      irst days - months - Schools, uni, collages are ok if they have a perimeter wall/fence(that can be strengthened in a fast manor if damaged)....
      months - years later - Schools, uni, collages are ok because there are less dead or hostile humans so they could become settlements with new stronger perimeter walls, fields for growing food, swimming pool for water that can used for heating or fuel(hydrogen for running heating system engine) rooms for storing supplies, growing food in the winter times, rooms with car lights to power solar panels for emergencies......

  • @hatbrox
    @hatbrox 5 років тому +161

    another con is that the place will be crawling with zombies so you would run out of ammo just clearing the school of the zombies

    • @etrieusvet4942
      @etrieusvet4942 5 років тому +3

      Doesnt need to be guns
      A grouo could wipe the zombies or lure them 1 by 1

    • @Johnx3m
      @Johnx3m 5 років тому

      @@etrieusvet4942 If melee fighting the zombie blood could get into your eyes or mouth therefore infecting you with the virus.

    • @markneillmusic9082
      @markneillmusic9082 5 років тому

      Etrieus Vet do you know how to fight in melee. If you’re the average person probably not. Same with firing guns

    • @etrieusvet4942
      @etrieusvet4942 5 років тому

      Well
      Guess i'll die

  • @Jack3o45
    @Jack3o45 5 років тому +969

    You’d still get suspended for defending yourself

    • @peepp7106
      @peepp7106 5 років тому +10

      Genious.

    • @hidof9598
      @hidof9598 5 років тому +4

      It's bad

    • @stardustlover8446
      @stardustlover8446 5 років тому +10

      Not if the teachers are dead by the zombies

    • @BulbBunny
      @BulbBunny 5 років тому +4

      Joshua Young so you and some other kid beat up on him?

    • @RSCrushed
      @RSCrushed 5 років тому

      I feel you

  • @Andrew-qm5dg
    @Andrew-qm5dg 4 роки тому +604

    He missed one pro: a god load of honorable sacrifices to distract the zombs so you can eliminate the threat
    Edit: wow, that’s the most amount of likes I’ve ever gotten! Thanks

  • @fynn1444
    @fynn1444 Рік тому +20

    1:30 my school actually has firearm training, and it’s technically on an island, there’s a draw bridge connecting it to the mainland.

  • @monkiwithaka8811
    @monkiwithaka8811 5 років тому +306

    Schools are built like prisons?
    Oh dear, u mean hell

    • @aidanpurivlogs2275
      @aidanpurivlogs2275 5 років тому +2

      @ZumBie facts tho lmaooo

    • @warrmalaski8570
      @warrmalaski8570 5 років тому +2

      I have been to a school with a 2-inch thick bulletproof glass on the doors and surrounding the principal's office. Along with 4-inch thick concrete and brick walls. The kicker was this was a middle school, in a well to do neighborhood.

    • @ivandcunha4182
      @ivandcunha4182 5 років тому

      @ZumBie u r a zombie so you live in hell

    • @monkiwithaka8811
      @monkiwithaka8811 5 років тому

      @@ivandcunha4182 hOw Do yOu KnOw??

    • @monkiwithaka8811
      @monkiwithaka8811 5 років тому

      @@warrmalaski8570 Lmao

  • @rookiezer0165
    @rookiezer0165 5 років тому +779

    "It's rooted in our subconscious to be safe"
    School Shooters: ima end this whole man's career.

  • @TellonicMC
    @TellonicMC 4 роки тому +3361

    Zombie: *runs*
    Principal: Detention!
    Zombie: Why?
    Principal: No running in the halls.

  • @Dusklikesrandomthings
    @Dusklikesrandomthings Рік тому +3

    Another problem with the school being used for a care sight I that people will go there if they were bit and when they turn most if not everyone in there will be turned and then you have a Loa of zombies making it unsafe

  • @paige-wiens
    @paige-wiens 4 роки тому +450

    That moment when your school has no cafeteria: Well shi-
    That moment when your schools field is made out of fake grass: Fuc-
    That moment your school has no fence or gates around your school: Damn it, why do you hate meh!
    When your school has no metal or wood shop: Well f*ck. Time to use Bob's fake leg!

  • @yessiree29
    @yessiree29 4 роки тому +799

    Students: teacher there’s a zombie apocalypse
    Teacher: “I DoNt CaRe!”
    Also teacher when someone where’s a hoodie: *EXpElIUs*

    • @namesmoodz1973
      @namesmoodz1973 4 роки тому

      That sounded like a spell

    • @EthanMeatan
      @EthanMeatan 3 роки тому

      @ilikebacon omg stfu

    • @adityaparashar5154
      @adityaparashar5154 3 роки тому +1

      AVADA KEDAVRA

    • @v2chill559
      @v2chill559 3 роки тому

      @@EthanMeatan why? He’s just saying facts, don’t need to go on your alt account

    • @ShugaR_Automata
      @ShugaR_Automata 3 роки тому +2

      @@v2chill559 he could be a non native English speaker

  • @JezterGaming
    @JezterGaming 5 років тому +601

    Video idea: Farm house Vs city house (which area is better and why) etc...

    • @Avis03
      @Avis03 5 років тому +15

      Too obv for a vid, and I think he already made one

    • @annymus4502
      @annymus4502 5 років тому +6

      Farm house, I mean...what is difficult in that one?
      Sure, it’s more difficult to get access to Internet for news, but...other than that, it’s way safer since it’s located in a less population-densed place, the soil is probably gonna be fertile, countrysides are more keen to have larger precipitation amounts meaning more water supplies and many more things that I’m sure the comment section will know about...

    • @JezterGaming
      @JezterGaming 5 років тому

      Well just saying for one, farm house is secluded, so it has pros and cons, one is you won’t have to deal with many walkers, but if you need supply’s such as medical it might be better to be in the city where you could find more things faster, but being on a farm could be easier at providing food

    • @lingojam688
      @lingojam688 5 років тому

      City house, zombies will run out of food and move and never come back.

    • @al_1232
      @al_1232 5 років тому

      Farm-tools and less people thus less zombies so

  • @Tylanthech4oticgoat
    @Tylanthech4oticgoat 2 місяці тому +1

    Since you was talking about your average everyday high school, that means that my plan for the zombie apocalypse will work in my manner. I've been doing research about it for months now.

  • @checkerrose1990
    @checkerrose1990 3 роки тому +275

    That moment where your thankful you befriended the Janitors, AKA now the few people who know where the keys to the storage rooms are, which means you get food, and supplies, and a hiding place.

    • @kiyru44
      @kiyru44 3 роки тому +12

      Bro I befriended the dean’s so now I can hide in the office but I don’t have food but coffee

  • @PegasiJay
    @PegasiJay 5 років тому +777

    Zombies: *growling*
    Students: *screaming*
    Teacher: Come on guys be quiet no talking

    • @MistyRainClouds06
      @MistyRainClouds06 5 років тому +14

      Me: I don't give a fuck 🖕

    • @bonnie9360
      @bonnie9360 5 років тому +1

      Changing Jay hahahahaha

    • @sohaela1709
      @sohaela1709 5 років тому

      I don’t fricken care i

    • @sohaela1709
      @sohaela1709 5 років тому +2

      In the middle up apacoleps no hell no

    • @tumblrcat5325
      @tumblrcat5325 5 років тому +5

      I would tell the teacher to fuck off

  • @thesenate5291
    @thesenate5291 5 років тому +856

    You forgot school sports kits, javelins, baseball bats, archery kits are instant weapons

    • @sockscav
      @sockscav 5 років тому +32

      The Senate good point. Claw hammers in Industrial work classes as well.

    • @havanasong
      @havanasong 5 років тому +7

      Archery is my job

    • @MidnightLabyrinth12
      @MidnightLabyrinth12 5 років тому +32

      Or do what my math teacher did and take the loose metal arm rest off of a desk and keep it under her desk as a just-in-case-of-shooter sort of deal

    • @ilairis
      @ilairis 5 років тому +7

      We dont even have those XD.

    • @thesenate5291
      @thesenate5291 5 років тому +22

      @@MidnightLabyrinth12 Found the American

  • @stephan2796
    @stephan2796 5 днів тому +1

    I would argue that a school is not great for short-term survival, but it is great for long-term once you start rebuilding a larger community. You have enough people to secure the perimeter, and most survivor communities will probably be somewhere else. It is not likely zombies would break through the fence.

  • @notfatjustoverweighted9714
    @notfatjustoverweighted9714 5 років тому +1626

    School: exists
    School shooter during zombie apocalypse: my time has come

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 5 років тому +17

      Dude no

    • @Milkpastasoup
      @Milkpastasoup 5 років тому +143

      *Pumped up kicks starts to play in the background*

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 5 років тому +23

      @@Milkpastasoup dude no school shootings ain't funny

    • @jamespeterson3789
      @jamespeterson3789 5 років тому +43

      I mean if everyone is bit before the shooter arrives, its just like clearing a building full of hostile zombies

    • @notfatjustoverweighted9714
      @notfatjustoverweighted9714 5 років тому +39

      Zachary mccleary bro stop looking at our comments then if your gonna get offended

  • @luizotavio2116
    @luizotavio2116 5 років тому +113

    Another possible con: unless the apocalypse starts during the weekend, that school is going to be full of student zombies. And it's gonna be even more full of zombies if it was being used as a shelter for the community. You'll probably be killed trying to clean the building

    • @brythonderoos6562
      @brythonderoos6562 5 років тому +8

      Students would probebly be evacuated in the beginning of the outbreak. Parents would keep their kids at home. (And probebly get over run)

    • @franciscovasquez5728
      @franciscovasquez5728 5 років тому +8

      What if u had a safe population on a island with no zombies .
      Being on a island would be great cause
      1. Zombie skin is so fragile that they can’t swim because if they were on a beach the waves would be so strong that the would slowly rip or break of cause of rotten blood and will push dem away
      2. U are surrounded by water for once so they can’t get u but if one person gets bitten then u just kill that person right away .
      3.donald trump can’t even follow people to an island .
      4. Animals like predators or birds can’t be effected by the zombies cause the fur or feathers are blocking the zombies smell that’s why if u have a dog ( at lease a toddlers height ) u can protect a family or don’t have to feed ur dog (sometimes) cause a zombies organ Guts still have some fresh blood meat .
      5. It can take 20 ships to board in 1000 people and it takes 20,000 humans to be in a island and then repopulated the land that mean with all the supplies on 20 ships u can have a school ,hospitals ,military camps , restaurants,shelters ,trees ,plants ,animals guns ,medicines,first aid ,food , construction sites , and many more ......

    • @ferdijohanniskamagi
      @ferdijohanniskamagi 5 років тому

      @@franciscovasquez5728 what if the dog eats the zombified rotting skin now you have a zombo dog

    • @franciscovasquez5728
      @franciscovasquez5728 5 років тому +1

      Gamer kanali do u mean if a zombie bites the dog or if the dog eats the wrong flesh ?🤔
      I may of gave a example of a safe place but I if u mean one of them .zombies can’t effect animals cause of the fur and they can’t effect the other zombies cause it’s all ready rotten ,so if u did kill a zombie u could be hidden just don’t be grossed out for wearing a zombie armor.

  • @grayfoe7731
    @grayfoe7731 4 роки тому +418

    "The groaning hoard of zombies doesn't dismiss you, I do"

  • @CinderDragon7
    @CinderDragon7 2 місяці тому +2

    My school literally teaches all of its students survival and leadership skills. Not only that, they have survival equipment at the school
    The school is also a very small high school which means fewer potential zombies

  • @gabrielquist6120
    @gabrielquist6120 5 років тому +731

    Are schools good in the zombie apocalypses?
    Student in 2019: ... No.

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog 5 років тому +37

      I'd rather die in the apocalypse then live the rest of my life in school

    • @gabrielquist6120
      @gabrielquist6120 5 років тому +5

      Yes

    • @theedumby981
      @theedumby981 5 років тому +3

      Thank you

    • @gabrielquist6120
      @gabrielquist6120 5 років тому +3

      For answering the question so you don't half to wach the video?

    • @ichigothehedgehog1173
      @ichigothehedgehog1173 5 років тому +5

      @@Spiceodog i love watching people prove how efficient natural selection is omg

  • @reeversaulsvlogs4974
    @reeversaulsvlogs4974 5 років тому +127

    Another pro is at the garden. ( Our school have a garden ) At the garden we can plant food or use some garden tools as weapon.

    • @CandySouvannarangsy3187
      @CandySouvannarangsy3187 5 років тому +4

      Reever Saul ~me being in the agriculture based academy at my school~

    • @mariobros4648
      @mariobros4648 5 років тому +9

      The first thought that came to my mind was Plants vs Zombies.

    • @iloveducks4290
      @iloveducks4290 5 років тому +4

      Stab the zombies with a rake

    • @idontlikebluecheese1361
      @idontlikebluecheese1361 5 років тому +2

      Reever Saul YOU HAVE A GARDEN????

    • @jennyfers
      @jennyfers 5 років тому +1

      @@iloveducks4290 OMG YES. SMART

  • @Chips74859
    @Chips74859 5 років тому +274

    This shows how people act in a black friday

    • @Chips74859
      @Chips74859 5 років тому +1

      How im i highlighted

    • @j.r.2674
      @j.r.2674 4 роки тому +3

      Joey Roblox and fortnite
      OMG! Are you..... Joey from Roblox and Fortnite? DUDE, SO EPIC.

    • @spiderman0572
      @spiderman0572 4 роки тому +1

      Lol for real Evan the biting part

    • @itztomato44
      @itztomato44 4 роки тому +1

      @@Chips74859 highlighted comment not actually useful or actually anything

    • @bran...
      @bran... 4 роки тому +1

      @@Chips74859 Higlighted isn't rare. It just shows the comment you got a notification for.

  • @kevinbaris3238
    @kevinbaris3238 2 місяці тому +1

    The one negative that is always going to be an issue. There is a chance that the school is designated as a emergency shelter. So zombie apocalypes means there will be people there. Either alive or zombified.

  • @bittersweetorchards3223
    @bittersweetorchards3223 3 роки тому +698

    My school has areas that I haven’t even been to, it includes:
    -a preschool
    -an elementary school
    -a middle school
    -a high school
    -THREE fields
    -two gyms
    -a parking lot
    -two office buildings
    -two separate cafeterias
    Essentially what I’m saying is, I’VE GOTTEN LOST at that school, and it’s not hard for me to get lost again

    • @bittersweetorchards3223
      @bittersweetorchards3223 3 роки тому +5

      @mega shiny rayquaza Can confirm, did get lost; I also tried to walk into the wrong classroom.

    • @IGKingIII
      @IGKingIII 3 роки тому +1

      Ngl thats kinda small my school had 2 basketball courts,4 huge swimming pools,3 gyms,2 huge buildings, 3 football grounds,tennis courts,labs,computers,parking lot,preschool,elementary school,middle school,high shcool,A-O levels,college ngl it was expensive aswell like 2k dollars per month

    • @bittersweetorchards3223
      @bittersweetorchards3223 3 роки тому

      @@IGKingIII you underestimate just how large the things at my school were

    • @inani3571
      @inani3571 3 роки тому +5

      Mine has
      -2 preschools (one is mixed, smaller and cheaper, the other is expensive and girls only)
      -2 elementary schools (same as the preschools)
      -a middle school (girls only)
      -a high school (girls only)
      -3 Fields
      -2 Huge ass multipurpose gyms
      -1 exclusive gym dedicated to gymnastics and cheerleading practice
      -1 office building with teacher-only offices scattered throughout the other buildings
      -A two floor library with a balcony with tables, cushions and TVs.
      -An arts building with sound-proof rooms.
      -Two theaters
      -Three Cafeterias
      -Three Playgrounds
      -A big garden that the cafeteria staff uses to grow our own salads and fruits and stuff
      -We have two indoor trampolines that can hold like a dozen people or so and I can’t stress this enough I LOVE THEM
      -A church because haha catholic school haha
      I’ve studied there since I was 4 and nowadays I’m in high school, really after all these years I can’t get lost in the place. Really I’m just grateful to get to spend my time here, besides I’ve had life-long friendships with girls I met in preschool and I still study with. So yeah. It’s nice.

    • @xx_el_la_xx3291
      @xx_el_la_xx3291 3 роки тому +1

      lol people just flexing in the replies-

  • @josie1872
    @josie1872 5 років тому +557

    I think he missed one of the main facts of schools
    If you are under armed
    There are lots of weapons

  • @Doctorblam
    @Doctorblam 5 років тому +175

    Students: oh no what are we gonna do?!
    Teachers: everyone stay calm!
    Trench coat kid: Oh yeah it's all coming together

    • @jonnysandwich8199
      @jonnysandwich8199 5 років тому +6

      Doctor Blam heathers vibes omg

    • @eraarrow
      @eraarrow 4 роки тому +4

      @@jonnysandwich8199 I was about to say, J.D.?

  • @taigarunner1606
    @taigarunner1606 Рік тому +1

    In a zombie apocalypse situation I bet the military will check schools first, if not make them into outposts

  • @bpdmf2798
    @bpdmf2798 3 роки тому +356

    The high school in one city i lived in was actually built like prison. It was originally designed to be a prison but for some reason it never became one so the city repurposed it to be a high school. It doesn't look 100% like a prison of course, but whole walking through it and looking at it's build and how the windows are, you can easily tell it was designed as a prison first

    • @tommy.vercetti2003
      @tommy.vercetti2003 2 роки тому +10

      I didn’t thought of it much but i saw a comment about my school in a UA-cam video posted by someone that lived in the are for a while, but thinking about it my school does look like prison the first thing is its not open like many other schools, its like a rectangle the lines being class rooms and middle being empty, there is few entrance but those doors are about 20 inch thick metal, there is only one entrance without door and it as a long ass stairs to second floor, it also have this weird bell 🔔 tower but that bell is never used which makes me wonder the real purpose of it there is also a stairs to rooftop (3rd floor) in ever corner of first floor roof top there is few locked rooms that have access to first floor roof top

    • @brandonboi9465
      @brandonboi9465 Рік тому +7

      @@tommy.vercetti2003 You mean 2 inch? A 20 inch thick metal door would make it a blast door for a bunker.
      I hope it's 20 inches because that just sounds so wild, like...I have know how that got approved.

    • @brandonboi9465
      @brandonboi9465 Рік тому +4

      Same with the highschool I went to. (look up Centennial Highschool Las Vegas) The place is built like a fortress and we used to comment on it. 2010 was wild since we were still recovering from 08, doomsday preppers was on tv, the walking dead made its debut, and a bunch of other post apocalyptic movies and games were out. So the conversation would always circulate around for fun. During a group project in computer class however, we discovered something crazy about our school and the others built just like it. We were always being taught a couple of odd-ball programs just to give the students some intellectual flexibility so one day they were teaching a basic CAD program and the project was to design a school. So me and my friends decided to go to the Vegas Public Library that saturday and ask for our school's layout to use as a reference (we brought a note from our teacher and school IDs). When they brought us a blueprint we were shocked to actually see everything in detail. The walls are 6 1/2 feet thick concrete with brick outer layer (4ft on the second floor), there are two wells, a backup generator room, only 4 main entreeways, the courtyard is surrounded by another set of steel fencing that is over 15ft high, wood shop, auto shop room (converted into an njrotc room but the layout is still there), Library, computer lab, home ec kitchen, chemistry labs, four irrigated sport fields (all fenced off), a gardening class building, nurse station, and a cafeteria that feeds 3,000+ people a day. The school sits overlooking the valley on the south west side and the western side faces the 215 highway with two 50ft berms then another field between the outer fences by the baseball and softball field. The place is a damned fortress!? We all agreed right then and there that we would take over the school or die trying lol.

    • @warnertesla8297
      @warnertesla8297 Рік тому

      You talking about Silverado?

  • @Wayward0331
    @Wayward0331 4 роки тому +1026

    School: there are alot of zombies out side! We might die!
    The quiet kid's: stand aside noobies

    • @amogus6770
      @amogus6770 4 роки тому +13

      Why is this underrated

    • @jasonj7915
      @jasonj7915 4 роки тому +37

      Pulls out Ak47 😂

    • @shagsterthegod1512
      @shagsterthegod1512 4 роки тому +13

      @@jasonj7915
      \_ / 0 0 \ _/
      \ \ U / /

    • @Diabolical909
      @Diabolical909 4 роки тому +25

      Pulls out entire armory

    • @public_cooper
      @public_cooper 4 роки тому +9

      Jason J I don’t wanna be that guy but bullets (and knives) wouldn’t do well because piercing doesn’t really hurt zombies, which is why baseball bats do so well

  • @Karo_88
    @Karo_88 5 років тому +595

    Person: *gets a zombie bite*
    Nurse: *ICE*

  • @mordrikmonroe9831
    @mordrikmonroe9831 Рік тому +1

    Con is being in the middle of a city you're more likely to encounter more zombies than you would somewhere more rural.
    Another is being used as an emergency shelter, chances are one or more infected people will, if not have already made their way in there with multiple other people, causing an outbreak from within. So even if you find a 'abandoned' school, chances are there will be some surprises hidden behind one or many of the hidden corners of the school.
    I don't know about what's common in schools, but none of the schools I went to ever had a proper fully fleshed out nurses office. It's always been this tiny section in either the secretaries office or guidance office stocked only with bare minimum first aid kit supplies. Usually just band-aids. So I wouldn't put too much stock in it having proper medical supplies.
    Pro, specifically for schools with multiple floors. They are easier to defend if you sacrifice the lowest floor and block off the stairways. Keep one controlled entrance and exit for scavenging, the others guarded and you should be able to hold out longer than you would on just a single floor. Board up the windows with 'infected inside' on them and you up your chances even more as people will either avoid it entirely or tunnel in with caution from the lower floors, allowing you to defend yourselves in a controlled environment. As long as you don't make it seem like too much activity is going on inside, people should leave you and your group alone and you'll just have to deal with the zombies.

  • @R9A9V2
    @R9A9V2 5 років тому +572

    Normal situation: school kills us..
    Zombie apocalypse: *ArE ScHooL GooD fOr ZoMbIe APoCaLyPSe?*

    • @sirpotato9371
      @sirpotato9371 5 років тому +1

      It depends on what time the zombie apocalypse happened if it was school hours steel when it happened then it's overrun and so you're sort of screwed so if the shopping on the weekend then you're okay except for that one part that while everyone goes there

    • @alexthompson8977
      @alexthompson8977 5 років тому +1

      @@sirpotato9371 in american high schools have only 400 students. Lol mine has over 2000

    • @sirpotato9371
      @sirpotato9371 5 років тому +1

      @@alexthompson8977 i live in Savoy TX and this is the smallest town in the would sorry i dont know how to spell go to Google eath and find it if you see a 18weeler traler thats my grandpas

    • @theabsolutemadlad2240
      @theabsolutemadlad2240 5 років тому

      Buford, Wyoming is the smallest town in America tied with the smallest in the world.

    • @thesenate5291
      @thesenate5291 5 років тому

      How the turntables

  • @Knight_Dragon
    @Knight_Dragon 3 роки тому +861

    It’s official,I’m staying with this guy during the apocalypse

    • @DatOneAPXGuy
      @DatOneAPXGuy 3 роки тому +46

      not if I find him first

    • @theonewhoknocks382
      @theonewhoknocks382 3 роки тому +31

      @@DatOneAPXGuy Everyone is staying with this guy

    • @goofusdoobus2179
      @goofusdoobus2179 3 роки тому +2

      AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS

    • @biya.8568
      @biya.8568 3 роки тому +12

      If we all stay with him zombies would find us and the only guy with the smarts might get killed around 5 people can go with him raise your hand if you wanna go to the faculty room that randomly has 2 doors guarding it with me

    • @Knight_Dragon
      @Knight_Dragon 3 роки тому +3

      @@biya.8568 I will

  • @jimmehbob6576
    @jimmehbob6576 5 років тому +201

    "We're not talking shout the zombies that sprint and climb walls."
    "You can climb over the walls/ fences"

    • @Maria-chan5863
      @Maria-chan5863 5 років тому +20

      Looters could climb over fences or walls, so while you wouldn't have a hoard of zombies you would have a smaller number of enemies that potentially have guns or other weapons, making them a threat as well. I assume that is what he was referring to. He still could have made it more clear.

    • @the.44magnumisamonster
      @the.44magnumisamonster 5 років тому +2

      Cassandra Horton *lè otters

    • @starangel8638
      @starangel8638 5 років тому +1

      @@Maria-chan5863 true but he was implying it much more to be zombies

  • @sgtbb1905
    @sgtbb1905 Рік тому +1

    High schools in USA don't have walls and fences going around the whole place. So no farming outside

  • @malaysianmapping9767
    @malaysianmapping9767 3 роки тому +250

    Kid: beats back zombies
    Teacher: DETENTION FOR YOU

  • @lore5751
    @lore5751 5 років тому +233

    Oh my god literally ALL the comments are memes about school

  • @belle2797
    @belle2797 5 років тому +2873

    Bro if the zombie apocalypse happened we could get into Area 51!!

    • @nicia1460
      @nicia1460 5 років тому +215

      WAIT YOU'RE RIGHT

    • @grunt6669
      @grunt6669 5 років тому +47

      Noice

    • @kidgoku6369
      @kidgoku6369 5 років тому +134

      True true that means it would be an instant win if we use those weapons and start a new.

    • @toasterstore8031
      @toasterstore8031 5 років тому +94

      my boy thanos is waiting for us

    • @aim4grace97
      @aim4grace97 5 років тому +122

      Kathrin Lidusk WHAT IF THEY CAME FROM AREA 51!!!!!

  • @Molli_Ten
    @Molli_Ten 2 місяці тому +3

    A book taught someone in my school how to do stitches, and how to preform CPR. How is that not a pro?! 6:51

  • @notlivingrn3752
    @notlivingrn3752 5 років тому +253

    My school still has a bomb shelter Its a very old school also it has a green house

    • @laciemarie5387
      @laciemarie5387 5 років тому +14

      OneShot Demon that’s kinda cool

    • @the.44magnumisamonster
      @the.44magnumisamonster 5 років тому +5

      Mine was built in 1934 but i live in Australia so..

    • @pulseexility17yearsago82
      @pulseexility17yearsago82 5 років тому +7

      Tea Sister Australia is a made up place

    • @llegend42
      @llegend42 5 років тому +3

      My school also has a bomb shelter.

    • @jessamrhein6366
      @jessamrhein6366 5 років тому +2

      My school has a bomb shelter still but it’s so old and they didn’t keep It up. So it’s very unsafe to go in it.

  • @shankleythebest
    @shankleythebest 5 років тому +108

    The school across the road from my parents house would be perfect -
    1)it has a combination brick wall and steel fence perimeter.
    2)it has shutters covering all windows and doors, when the school is closed.
    3)it receives bi-weekly food deliveries, so the food stores should be fresh.
    4) there's a park at the back of the school, that can be used as farmland.
    5)it has solar panels on the roof, so it wouldn't be affected by the inevitable blackouts.
    6)its in the middle of a residential area, so plenty of cars to choose from for supply runs when needed.

    • @creepergalgames519
      @creepergalgames519 5 років тому +16

      Pretty nice but at the same time if its in a residential area a lot of people might go there....

    • @jarrettowens2258
      @jarrettowens2258 5 років тому +2

      I went to Ray High School and it had a VERY sturdy fallout shelter in case of a nuclear threat. But solar panels and all that other stuff you mentioned? Very nice.

    • @jjohnson01
      @jjohnson01 5 років тому +1

      @@creepergalgames519 well I mean, from where I live tbh I would say, get a group of people, 20-70 and, if you are like where i live, take all of your guns. If you get there early enough, threaten to shoot anyone who tries to come in, also we have the middle and elementary school near each other so we could say just go there

    • @s.ssunnysunglasses1747
      @s.ssunnysunglasses1747 5 років тому

      Dam Lucky, My school is small and another thing is It has no Field, just a parking lot in the front and the sides. Behind the school is just a lake ._.

    • @shankleythebest
      @shankleythebest 5 років тому

      @@s.ssunnysunglasses1747 that's not too bad, the lake can be used for fishing.

  • @liquidpenguinplays5496
    @liquidpenguinplays5496 3 роки тому +893

    ZMZ: the nurse's office has tons of medical supplies
    the medical supplies: ICE

    • @Thekid_dynamite
      @Thekid_dynamite 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @anacruz9461
      @anacruz9461 3 роки тому +29

      And tea... That's it

    • @TheFlamingoBird
      @TheFlamingoBird 3 роки тому +25

      @@anacruz9461 what overfunded school did you go to?

    • @anacruz9461
      @anacruz9461 3 роки тому +25

      @@TheFlamingoBird overfunded?? Where do you live?? Tea is given to solve all your health related problems in school. Headache? Tea. Stomachache? Also tea. Broken bone? Tea (I mean, they'd call the emergency line, but still... Tea).

    • @SobaOfPulaski
      @SobaOfPulaski 3 роки тому +6

      Ice and Lolipops

  • @leepeter3488
    @leepeter3488 Рік тому +1

    “Medical equipment at the nurses’ office”
    Bro what is ice gonna do-

  • @lefloofykare476
    @lefloofykare476 5 років тому +550

    Zombie apocalypse: *happens*
    Teachers: "ThE aPoCalyPSe DOesn'T diSmISs yOu, I dO."

    • @Schemingzy
      @Schemingzy 5 років тому +14

      Theres always that one teacher

    • @coolerthanfrieza4418
      @coolerthanfrieza4418 5 років тому +6

      Tell that to the zombie that's behind you and is about to take a big chomp out of your neck

    • @sykkoloc2541
      @sykkoloc2541 5 років тому +2

      Lmfao😂

    • @thehater5609
      @thehater5609 5 років тому +7

      Copy cat '-'

    • @misskeeko
      @misskeeko 5 років тому

      💀

  • @Phantom6.6.6
    @Phantom6.6.6 5 років тому +434

    Hope to see a video about hotels soon

    • @victortorres2985
      @victortorres2985 5 років тому +18

      Honestly I feel like a hotel wouldn't be worth the time/effort because depending on the situation you would have to clear every room on every floor and who knows what could be behind any door and also there probably won't be anything worth looting like food/money because chances are a mojerty of people would have already left with their stuff only things I would go there to get would MAYBE just be blankets,pillows,soaps, but then again depending what type of infection it is it could be in the blankets/pillows so no I would not think a hotel would be that good

    • @victortorres2985
      @victortorres2985 5 років тому +4

      @@haichu5371 Ohh! What about police station ??

    • @chrisps4270
      @chrisps4270 5 років тому +1

      Well they hae the advantage of having food and more things that can be used in an apocalyptic senario , they are hard to protect due to their structure and lack of security compared to even a school.

    • @geoffreyprior8931
      @geoffreyprior8931 5 років тому +2

      each room has only on way in and out if you don't want to jump out a window.

    • @nj3309
      @nj3309 5 років тому +4

      Hotel? Trivago

  • @JD-tg5ql
    @JD-tg5ql 5 років тому +259

    Teacher: The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do
    Me: why do we have a bell then 🤔🙄

    • @tyz88
      @tyz88 5 років тому +1

      Reeeeeee!!!!!!!!

    • @mmmbored7939
      @mmmbored7939 5 років тому +1

      Literally me every day

    • @aksnsnnsns5870
      @aksnsnnsns5870 5 років тому +14

      J D it’s actually illegal for teachers to hold you in the class after the bell rings

    • @sxtxrn7196
      @sxtxrn7196 5 років тому +6

      @@aksnsnnsns5870 they still do it anyways

    • @oldvids7467
      @oldvids7467 5 років тому +4

      OMG My teacher says The same and i would be like
      Me: *BUWT IM STARVING ITS LUNCH HOW COULD U DO THIS-*

  • @Exotic_butters_YT
    @Exotic_butters_YT 2 місяці тому +1

    Student: *sprinting away from zombies*
    Principal: NO RUNNING TIMMY!! DETENTION