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  • @Flashgitz
    @Flashgitz  4 роки тому +4755

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    • @KhazraksAzzKrak
      @KhazraksAzzKrak 4 роки тому +28

      No xd

    • @phenominal13
      @phenominal13 4 роки тому +14

      Kratos is one hot piece of Ace

    • @excitedcat9517
      @excitedcat9517 4 роки тому +16

      I mean the Greek gods were pretty gay too.

    • @obi-juankenobi7277
      @obi-juankenobi7277 4 роки тому +8

      kratos nippels are on point

    • @powercore2000
      @powercore2000 4 роки тому +7

      What's Kratos's work out routine? I want deltoidds so huge they jump off my back and strangle me to death.

  • @Thebigbun
    @Thebigbun 4 роки тому +4119

    “Greek gods, turbo gay”
    Kratos 2019

    • @novaenforcer1563
      @novaenforcer1563 4 роки тому +57

      chris hackney *looks at greek history* yup pretty gay

    • @Zancb
      @Zancb 4 роки тому +6

      Thanks for quoting the video I just fucking watched, Chris "The Repeater of Things Just Seen" Hackney "Buttfuck Boi in the Backney".

    • @VulcanKing25
      @VulcanKing25 4 роки тому +6

      @@Zancb dude shut up......can people quote they favorite lines in videos without people like you saying dumb shit

    • @boomerdestroyer9921
      @boomerdestroyer9921 4 роки тому +5

      @@VulcanKing25 i don't see how that comment is "dumb" Chris, please clarify!

    • @Thebigbun
      @Thebigbun 4 роки тому +4

      Christopher Gaston honestly this dude is a waste of time trying to fight with. Besides, if I want any come back from him I’d just go through his sock drawer.

  • @BSJINTHEHOUSE420
    @BSJINTHEHOUSE420 4 роки тому +15107

    “Shoot her in the gay.”
    - Kratos 2019

    • @demon_with_coffee7319
      @demon_with_coffee7319 4 роки тому +192

      "TAKE THE SHOT GODDAM IT."

    • @TIDDLYWINKS1st
      @TIDDLYWINKS1st 4 роки тому +33

      @Winter’s Destruction Boobs?

    • @quanmack6332
      @quanmack6332 4 роки тому +67

      @Winter’s Destruction the brain

    • @c.i.a683
      @c.i.a683 4 роки тому +106

      @There is a place theirs nothing wrong with people being a homophobic, people can have their sexual preferences just like everyone else does.

    • @bundleoffuck2986
      @bundleoffuck2986 4 роки тому +9

      Winter’s Destruction the balls

  • @F1rstWorldNomaD
    @F1rstWorldNomaD 3 роки тому +3645

    "How can ice be gay?"
    And I was like "Yea, how can they explain this one?“
    Kratos points at the gayest snowman in cinema history...
    Yea that was pretty god damn perfect 🤣

    • @badv1b3s51
      @badv1b3s51 3 роки тому +47

      I feel like there have probably been pretty gay snowmen

    • @JimboShogun0686
      @JimboShogun0686 2 роки тому +10

      I always thought Frosty the Snowman was the gayest Snowman tho

    • @JamesSmith-bc5fp
      @JamesSmith-bc5fp 2 роки тому +35

      I love how the internet simultaneously agrees that Olaf is the gayest snowman to be portrayed in a movie lmao

    • @samuellanghus1455
      @samuellanghus1455 2 роки тому +8

      @@JamesSmith-bc5fp Isn’t that because of Josh Gad in Beauty in the Beast? I think that makes sense.

    • @JamesSmith-bc5fp
      @JamesSmith-bc5fp 2 роки тому +2

      @@samuellanghus1455 lol

  • @choconillacheesecake8664
    @choconillacheesecake8664 Рік тому +940

    Surprised that no one has made the obvious joke about Elsa eating grass.

  • @TheSpartan-jd9xn
    @TheSpartan-jd9xn 4 роки тому +5455

    “It doesn’t have a heart... *SHOOT IT IN THE GAY* “
    -Kratos

  • @alexissmetje
    @alexissmetje 4 роки тому +20401

    It's amazing how the punchline makes this cartoon completely immune to people calling it homophobic

    • @carterjeremy89
      @carterjeremy89 4 роки тому +502

      Right, it just had to be thrown in there 😏 I knew it was coming..

    • @F4c2a
      @F4c2a 4 роки тому +832

      Oh don't worry, that crowd isn't known for logic. It'll be there.

    • @neroidius6915
      @neroidius6915 4 роки тому +307

      THIS is how you subvert expectations

    • @pigtaku4276
      @pigtaku4276 4 роки тому +222

      Thats we call a pro-gamer move

    • @alexmartinez3683
      @alexmartinez3683 4 роки тому +60

      Forgive my ignorance, but I didn’t catch the punchline :( what is the joke?

  • @Xerruy
    @Xerruy 2 роки тому +80

    “How can ice be gay?”
    *cue Olaf*
    “Oh”

  • @Dis_Dis
    @Dis_Dis 3 роки тому +453

    "Do the Gay math"
    -Kratos

    • @bommfood4576
      @bommfood4576 2 роки тому +3

      I'm still trying to figure that out

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 2 роки тому +22

      @@bommfood4576 Greeks were very gay; boys/male teens who hadn't grown facial hair were often targeted by older males at public baths. Sex with older male mentors was also commonplace; it was as much a part of the student teacher relationship as the actual information being taught.
      Last on the list, Spartans were encouraged to have sex with one another as it was thought to enhance the bond between them; you're more likely to fight to the death protecting a loved one than you are just yourself, so by promoting sex with the men in your company you encourage a bond that will keep everyone alive and fighting their fiercest in defense of one another.
      There, I did the gay math for you. Kratos wasn't a fan of math either.

    • @bommfood4576
      @bommfood4576 2 роки тому +5

      @@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger thank u 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @weeb1987
      @weeb1987 2 роки тому

      Ya that's really gay

    • @yasuie2232
      @yasuie2232 Рік тому +2

      Spartan also has "gay math" as well

  • @featheredhyena5974
    @featheredhyena5974 4 роки тому +12036

    "You are a homophobe, that was a hate crime"
    That killed me

    • @vilandopierre7332
      @vilandopierre7332 3 роки тому +107

      same lol i cant breathh

    • @blxtzdylan5697
      @blxtzdylan5697 3 роки тому +52

      Sorry for the inconvenience of me not giving a sh*t😂🤣

    • @primalconvoy
      @primalconvoy 3 роки тому +51

      Then you are gay, or Elsa, or both.

    • @Red-ux2ff
      @Red-ux2ff 3 роки тому +43

      Hate crime = funny

    • @Silver-_-Hit
      @Silver-_-Hit 3 роки тому +14

      I wished he said now you're ready

  • @bruva207
    @bruva207 4 роки тому +5934

    "I am from ancient Greece boy. Do the gay math."
    I'm dying

    • @dovahkiin_brasil
      @dovahkiin_brasil 4 роки тому +171

      Well, he IS a spartan, they incentived gay coulples in the army

    • @Nimori
      @Nimori 4 роки тому +237

      hue hue
      Actually to my knowledge, the Athenians were the gay ones you hear of.
      People nowadays forget that Greece back then had different “states”, similar (but not exactly) to the USA. Each having different values, traditions, policies, etc...
      The most notable states were Athens and Sparta.
      Athens focuses heavily on selfish pleasure, entertainment, and comfortable living; while Sparta focused on Strengthening their cities and expanding their influence.
      Athenians were not “Spartans”. Which were not as battle hardened, and strong willed.
      During the Peloponnesian War, It was obvious who was going to win. Even though Athens had more soldiers and a stronger navy.
      they were no match for the Spartans.
      In fact, its considered the most one sided war. As Athens lost nearly 20,000 soldiers, and thousands more civilians, while Sparta lost 192. Maybe even less. Its actually unknown, but its recorded that 7 died in ground combat, and lost 70 ships. (Athens had a huge powerful navy. But lost around 200 ships anyways) but most of the spartan crews managed to evade capture, which led to 7 Athenian Naval Admirals being executed, yet it being a strategical victory.
      after the war was over, the a lot of athenians were enslaved or killed later. Sparta along with Corinth and Thebes even suggested executing every single athenian, and razing Athens to the ground. (But they didn’t)
      Anyways, a lot of people, forget that Spartans did not share the same amount of homosexual practices than the Hoplites of Athens. They immediately think that every Hoplite is a Spartan just because they wear the same Armor and weapons. Hoplites were just citizen soldiers who served for a time.
      While Spartans were soldiers for life.
      Popular culture nowadays spreads that fake narrative of “Spartans being mostly gay” when it was actually the Athenians That had those practices.
      Dont get me wrong though, im sure there were some gay spartans. But a lot of people automatically assume Greeks all had Spartans as soldiers. 🤨
      I could write a whole book about the details leading up to the War too. Its quite interesting.
      Why the heck did i write this much.
      Edit: Damn i went off topic

    • @iankirby4160
      @iankirby4160 4 роки тому +62

      @@Nimori I'm told it's because of the fact that greeks in general didn't really have a concept of gay, you're either dominant and submissive and it ends there.

    • @sorban5352
      @sorban5352 4 роки тому +7

      In Spartia the boys before they became soldier they became soldier's concubine...

    • @Nimori
      @Nimori 4 роки тому +19

      Sorban
      Source me.
      In all my years, I haven’t heard of such a thing. (Concubine? Seriously?)
      Agoge, look it up. Although at 12 they “possibly” introduced to Pederasty. Although its not well documented, and in fact theres been many disputes about its accuracy. Some believe that originally it was a type of “ancient smut”. In the original regimen of Agoge, it never gave light to “pederasty”. In fact, the historical slabs/pottery/scrolls that we know of (from romans and greeks) was that the source of pederasty was created by singular people, instead of a group usually in charge of official laws and documentation.
      Also, Its more widely accepted that it was a sort of “initiation” to the soldier lifestyle; and only happened once.
      Edit: Spartia? You mean Sparta?

  • @skyblazeXIII
    @skyblazeXIII Рік тому +23

    'How can ice be gay?" Insert Olaf.😂😂

  • @ticklemewesker7019
    @ticklemewesker7019 Рік тому +266

    Arterus: *Asks Question*
    Kratos: *Yes*
    Seems legit.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +1532

    *God of War 5 plot confirmed*

    • @JusticeAngel
      @JusticeAngel 4 роки тому +10

      My boi Mustache everywhere

    • @redberry9613
      @redberry9613 4 роки тому +3

      Dude wtf. I see your comments everywhere.

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaadddd
      @aaaaaaaaaaaadddd 4 роки тому +8

      You mean god of war 5

    • @Rahnonymous
      @Rahnonymous 4 роки тому +1

      @@redberry9613 embrace the Anime Justin Y. Yes...let it consume you.

    • @redberry9613
      @redberry9613 4 роки тому

      I just subbed to you man...I felt like I just had to.

  • @DarknetDude
    @DarknetDude 4 роки тому +7605

    I'm going to ask my doctor where the "gay" is located.

    • @Kirealta
      @Kirealta 4 роки тому +272

      In the butt?

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 4 роки тому +74

      That's when the wacka-cha-wow music starts playing.

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 4 роки тому +125

      "in the direction of gay"

    • @dawey8897
      @dawey8897 4 роки тому +54

      U dont grow the gay. The gaynorrhea grows on you. Not homophobic please dont kill me

    • @jasmith0523
      @jasmith0523 4 роки тому +16

      All throughout you, similar to the cancer.

  • @davidp7263
    @davidp7263 Рік тому +4

    0:45 “feelings are the gay agenda at work boy… close your heart to it.” Would have been a HILARIOUS add on

  • @unhappe5967
    @unhappe5967 Рік тому +14

    Kratos: you're a homophobe, that was a hate hate crime
    Atreus: *Good*

  • @vista6426
    @vista6426 4 роки тому +4491

    “She shoots ice out of her finger tips”
    *”Gay ice”*

  • @thefifthempire1529
    @thefifthempire1529 4 роки тому +3157

    “Didnt you killed all the gods?”
    Kratos-*flasbacks of racist Mario and banging Peach and Daisy*

    • @Treyworld
      @Treyworld 4 роки тому +32

      @Poke Poke Relevance?

    • @FF-dw4cl
      @FF-dw4cl 4 роки тому +43

      @Poke Poke another one of those kind of weeb

    • @FF-dw4cl
      @FF-dw4cl 4 роки тому +8

      @Poke Poke ok boomer

    • @sameberhardt3005
      @sameberhardt3005 4 роки тому +8

      @Poke Poke you're a newbie troll, aren't you?

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 4 роки тому +7

      @Hardworking Man bruh, you seriously didn't watch 'till the end? watch to the end and you'll understand

  • @nickkuchuashvili4800
    @nickkuchuashvili4800 Рік тому +106

    He doesn't say "Atreus", He says "BOI!"

  • @MarctheDarc
    @MarctheDarc 2 роки тому +108

    I keep coming back to this, snickering like an imbecile every time. Just so many perfect lines and little details, Kratos' facial expressions, the voice.

  • @fatandfurious3305
    @fatandfurious3305 4 роки тому +785

    I love how Kratos still has his Racist Mario Physicality.

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 4 роки тому +44

      Of course he does retain his masculinity, He's a Demi God.

    • @Arthirias
      @Arthirias 4 роки тому +63

      It's so we know its Kratos and not Gaytos.

    • @crusader-yv9zr
      @crusader-yv9zr 4 роки тому

      Nice

    • @hunterg.1300
      @hunterg.1300 4 роки тому +9

      Not just a demigod, he's a full-blown god, the God of War.

    • @user-lw9tu1tj7c
      @user-lw9tu1tj7c 4 роки тому +1

      @@hunterg.1300 that's true, he's immortal at this point, but then there is no more god of war

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 4 роки тому +7432

    Kratos has a bigger chest than any Disney princess.

    • @J0ECRAWF15H
      @J0ECRAWF15H 4 роки тому +275

      true. the bigger busts are always reserved for the villains, for some reason... (Ursula, Maleficent, and then, weirdly, Gaston....)

    • @janesdiary4357
      @janesdiary4357 3 роки тому +69

      Well, aren't most Disney princesses portrayed as being around the age of 16 or so?

    • @TingusPingus445
      @TingusPingus445 3 роки тому +34

      Jane's Diary belle is an adult and Elsa is also an adult jasmine is a adult Ariel is one of the only princess who’s 16

    • @TingusPingus445
      @TingusPingus445 3 роки тому +12

      Bruh Moment my mistake I just thought the sultan was looking for someone to marry her so he could become sultan since she was an adult now that it hunk of it there’s only 3 minors in Disney princesses Snow White, Jasmine, and Aurora

    • @Bladez10
      @Bladez10 3 роки тому +2

      Kind of like say the Pacific ocean is bigger than any lake.

  • @Connor_Tyler
    @Connor_Tyler 3 роки тому +75

    That twist made it flawless. 11/10.

  • @JustBearly
    @JustBearly 3 роки тому +97

    This will probably get lost, but I feel like this actually shows that Kratos is a good father, he wants his son to be able to think for himself, since he knows he will likely become a powerful god like he is, and he doesn't want him being led astray, so he's testing him to see if he is able to be more than just a tool for a power hungry warlord, but instead be able to morally choose the right thing and figure things out on his own

    • @misterbulldops
      @misterbulldops Рік тому +20

      You just summarized this video in the most wholesome way possible. This deserves more likes.

    • @Davros539
      @Davros539 Рік тому +7

      and kills someone in the process

  • @koropanda3169
    @koropanda3169 4 роки тому +2232

    "You're a homophobe. That was a hate crime"
    -Kratos 2019

    • @JaJatheJetplane
      @JaJatheJetplane 4 роки тому +111

      You are clearly not ready boi

    • @heese4539
      @heese4539 4 роки тому +48

      yeah we kind of all watched the video

    • @EmperorMays
      @EmperorMays 4 роки тому +6

      @@heese4539 yeah you're right but we're not captain obvious

    • @bobbybinston
      @bobbybinston 4 роки тому +3

      @@EmperorMays evidently are

    • @matt6223
      @matt6223 4 роки тому +8

      I don't get it, was Atreus not supposed to shoot her?

  • @huskytzu7709
    @huskytzu7709 4 роки тому +6111

    “What are we hunting?”
    “The gay agenda”
    “Which direction?”
    “The direction of gay agenda”

    • @Libtardo123
      @Libtardo123 4 роки тому +5

      huskytzu why no PBJ?

    • @slutwagon4270
      @slutwagon4270 4 роки тому +4

      Bj?

    • @JoshuaParkk
      @JoshuaParkk 4 роки тому +75

      *original*
      "what are we eating?"
      "burgers"
      "where do you want to go"
      "in the direction of burgers"

    • @lordrefrigeratorintercoole288
      @lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 4 роки тому +7

      Im gay, i wantef to like your comment.
      But the like count says 911, cant break such a beautiful number.

    • @MisterSmith00
      @MisterSmith00 4 роки тому +1

      ...so south?

  • @AbrizXF
    @AbrizXF Рік тому +12

    “how can ice be gay?”
    bro i can’t when kratos points over

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 Рік тому +6

    “Shoot her in the gay.” -Kratos

  • @EdibleKnife
    @EdibleKnife 4 роки тому +8411

    "That was a hate crime, you're clearly not ready"
    *shakes head in disappointment*

    • @Jotolink
      @Jotolink 4 роки тому +59

      Taquito-Blade b-but where exactly DID he shoot her at? @_@ I don’t understand hate crimes help!!

    • @Wuwarrior-bi2tl
      @Wuwarrior-bi2tl 4 роки тому +283

      @@Jotolink in the gay. Obviously

    • @Jotolink
      @Jotolink 4 роки тому +77

      @@Wuwarrior-bi2tl Ahhh, thanks that clears it up.

    • @MrDogsledder
      @MrDogsledder 4 роки тому +26

      It was funny up until that.

    • @treekid7455
      @treekid7455 4 роки тому +111

      @@MrDogsledder i think that was the whole point, the child is confused at the end as he did exactly what he was told but it was never enough or correct enough in such society

  • @ryanocide6724
    @ryanocide6724 3 роки тому +4856

    “Shoot her in the gay”
    “You failed”
    That got my dying 😂😂😂

  • @AlaskanFalcon
    @AlaskanFalcon Рік тому +19

    this has got to be one of my all time favorites. its one of those kinds of videos you show to a new person to get a gauge on if you have compatible personalities or not. lol

    • @Ropewatch
      @Ropewatch Рік тому

      This vid is funny as hell and really smart. What does that make us?

    • @AlaskanFalcon
      @AlaskanFalcon Рік тому

      @@Ropewatch exactly that. Funny as hell and really smart.

  • @tobennaokoli4450
    @tobennaokoli4450 3 роки тому +11

    0:33 best part

  • @Dis_Dis
    @Dis_Dis 3 роки тому +6452

    "What are we hunting?"
    "Gay"
    "Which way?"
    "In the direction of the gay"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +5068

    "To lure the gay gods out with your awesome calves?"
    He skips leg day tho

  • @Dr.Cosmar
    @Dr.Cosmar Рік тому +34

    We've all seen Elsa's sweet home Alabama in the dungeon. Disney doesn't allow that without allowing it deliberately.

  • @TehLegoMastah
    @TehLegoMastah 3 роки тому +17

    This video was so damn funny, even the sponsorship was enjoyable to watch. Lol

  • @RealReverse13
    @RealReverse13 4 роки тому +5846

    "You failed the test Atreus. You're a homophobe. That was a hate crime." Man that cracked me up.

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 3 роки тому +152

      Seems legit Greeks where really progressive for their times.

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 3 роки тому +164

      @@thechainwarden I don't think Spartans cared if you where gay or not. You just had to have a wife, trainers and their protégés lot time had sex it was not seen has weird. It was short of a friends with benefits deal you know. There not has gay has Athenians but they still allowed gay stuff to happen.
      more you know

    • @angelmunoz4152
      @angelmunoz4152 3 роки тому +73

      @@Fourtytwo4242 still pretty gay

    • @Cernumospete
      @Cernumospete 3 роки тому +62

      @@Fourtytwo4242 Wasn't there a story about an Athenian Defense Phalanx with only gay couples (because then they fight harder for their lover next to them) in it? Just imagine, a chicken scoop but in a gym.

    • @docdexter5660
      @docdexter5660 3 роки тому +38

      @@thechainwarden lmao there was a Spartan soldier squad with only gay men in it

  • @Noahuhhh
    @Noahuhhh 4 роки тому +3612

    “Gay ice”
    “How can ice be gay?”
    Love this

    • @tbar9030
      @tbar9030 4 роки тому +24

      iceman cough

    • @ossi4618
      @ossi4618 4 роки тому +28

      "Ice ice baby"
      Its pretty gay song

    • @Noahuhhh
      @Noahuhhh 4 роки тому +1

      LolidaEvil you got me on that

    • @danielthroop2305
      @danielthroop2305 4 роки тому

      No one else like the comment.

    • @ledtargaouschi5831
      @ledtargaouschi5831 4 роки тому

      “How can ice be gay?”
      By being extra cool

  • @user-xg3bn9mx7y
    @user-xg3bn9mx7y Рік тому +7

    This is the most unexpectable plot twist ever

  • @helixwash4508
    @helixwash4508 Рік тому +7

    "I am from ancient Greece Boy, do the gay math" 😂

  • @thun2262
    @thun2262 4 роки тому +4889

    Kratos: ur a homophobe and that was a hate crime
    His son: Wait this whole operation is your idea

    • @someguy1313
      @someguy1313 4 роки тому +415

      I think its just kratos testing his son on how to not believe in everything that you hear.... or maybe he just missed the gay

    • @elemenopi4827
      @elemenopi4827 4 роки тому +64

      @@someguy1313 damn, thats deep, tnx mr some gay.

    • @revolution_is_the_key
      @revolution_is_the_key 4 роки тому +42

      Yea but kratos has the high ground.

    • @brucejohnspeedster1626
      @brucejohnspeedster1626 4 роки тому +33

      I think he wants Atreus to not commit it under the notion of homophobia, more like covered up with war between gods, not sexual orientation 😂

    • @kylevidetto1115
      @kylevidetto1115 4 роки тому +15

      Let's see if anyone can understand the reference.
      Kratos: "son, let us not forget that you helped me kill Zeus and carried me unconscious on your back."
      Atreus: "All because of your training?"
      Kratos: "let's be fair, today you deserve your glorious day with the homophobes."

  • @jcomandante6629
    @jcomandante6629 3 роки тому +6085

    "Norse gods pretty gay"
    "Greek gods turbo gay"
    "Abrahamic Gods more stone the gay away" 😂

    • @pawebroszko4737
      @pawebroszko4737 3 роки тому +169

      that got me cranking i laughted more only from furry apocalypse and pokemon rusty venture

    • @warphenex037
      @warphenex037 3 роки тому +20

      @@pawebroszko4737 and rusty wasn't even flashgitz

    • @pawebroszko4737
      @pawebroszko4737 3 роки тому +19

      @@warphenex037 so what it was funny as hell

    • @TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube
      @TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube 3 роки тому +13

      @@pawebroszko4737 Furry apocalypse was hilarious, even to a Furry.

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 роки тому +14

      "Oh hey, you got some weird red rocks outside your town."
      "What could you possibly mean, foreigner?"

  • @denifnaf5874
    @denifnaf5874 Рік тому +2

    Atreas: how can it be a hate crime, if i loved doing it?

  • @leroydever4761
    @leroydever4761 Рік тому +3

    When Kratos pointed to the snowman about the gay ice, that cracked me up.

  • @Evangelion543
    @Evangelion543 4 роки тому +2180

    Kratos: "She shoots ice out of her hands... Gay Ice...!" *shudders*

    • @NightOwl-sv2qj
      @NightOwl-sv2qj 4 роки тому +4

      Nope. Just pure goat

    • @Failous
      @Failous 4 роки тому +5

      @@NightOwl-sv2qj Nope goats are for Turkey and Iran the Greeks are as said by Leonidas " Athenian Boy lovers "

    • @ricardocarlinisilva8686
      @ricardocarlinisilva8686 4 роки тому +1

      Turbo Gay Ice

  • @selfloathinggivesmelife7810
    @selfloathinggivesmelife7810 4 роки тому +2190

    “Feeling are the gay agenda at work”
    -Kratos 2019

    • @vexxama
      @vexxama 4 роки тому +10

      And any Fox News grandparent at thanksgiving

    • @magicman3163
      @magicman3163 4 роки тому +4

      TerminalCarrion They speak da truff

    • @irarelyupload6930
      @irarelyupload6930 4 роки тому +4

      Andoc Intolerance is purely based on emotion though. Kind of ironic

    • @magicman3163
      @magicman3163 4 роки тому +4

      irarelyupload Intolerance is based on the balls to spit facts in a society made of lies

    • @mir4924
      @mir4924 4 роки тому +4

      @@irarelyupload6930 So intolerance for murderers and paedophiles is based on emotion, not common sense?

  • @danielmachulka7428
    @danielmachulka7428 Рік тому +26

    "Are you affected by the Gay agenda?"
    "No"
    "Because you're covered in the ashes of your nuclear family?"
    "Yes"
    That joke is under rated and it killed me 😂

  • @tommytwo-trolls752
    @tommytwo-trolls752 Рік тому +7

    The scene with Olaf had me dying.

  • @ianriggins9817
    @ianriggins9817 4 роки тому +8114

    "Norse gods...pretty gay"
    "Greek gods...TURBO gay"
    "Abrahamic gods?...more stone the gay away sorta vibe..."

    • @ZenexTheZealous
      @ZenexTheZealous 4 роки тому +482

      *Coughs in christianity*

    • @The_Cokimoto
      @The_Cokimoto 4 роки тому +298

      @@ZenexTheZealous That is Abrahamic lol

    • @ZenexTheZealous
      @ZenexTheZealous 4 роки тому +102

      @@The_Cokimoto that's the point, christianity doesn't have a "stone the gay away" vibe...

    • @ZenexTheZealous
      @ZenexTheZealous 4 роки тому +140

      @@marvelousdex9678 it's not christ's teachings to hate someone for how god himself made them, and the church teaches acceptance and tolerance, the entirety of the bible isn't followed otherwise the church would teach barbarism and not love, now bugger off

    • @The_Cokimoto
      @The_Cokimoto 4 роки тому +31

      @@ZenexTheZealous Oops, misunderstood your comment.
      My bad.

  • @LawrenceReamon
    @LawrenceReamon 4 роки тому +4535

    From racist Mario to homophobic Atreus
    Kratos is truly the most progressive psychopath

    • @killervirus57
      @killervirus57 4 роки тому +70

      Homophobic means the fear of man. Are people basement dwellers who fear humanity?

    • @thebrognator3524
      @thebrognator3524 4 роки тому +117

      @@killervirus57 homo comes from the Greek word for equal, instead of hetero (different). It doesn't mean man lol

    • @GokuInfintysaiyan
      @GokuInfintysaiyan 3 роки тому +19

      @@thebrognator3524 like homogeny, for example

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 2 роки тому +3

      @@thebrognator3524
      And homo erectus means you get hard from looking at gay dudes.
      Just kidding

    • @doctorgg6006
      @doctorgg6006 2 роки тому +64

      Homophobia doesn't make you a psychopath it makes u a normal straight man

  • @seulbilee1025
    @seulbilee1025 Рік тому +2

    Came here after Atreus shot it in the gay 😂

  • @Cyberknight189
    @Cyberknight189 2 роки тому +3

    Kratos pointing to Olaf when Atreus asks how ice cam be gay is hilarious

  • @A-man1998
    @A-man1998 4 роки тому +3278

    Now people can't say this is homophobic once Kratos told him he committed a hate crime!
    Edit: I'm not going to say thanks because that's getting a little old. But god damn, 3k??

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 4 роки тому +31

      The ol’ bamboozled

    • @FartMaster69
      @FartMaster69 4 роки тому +46

      What they fail to know is that too is a test. Kratos is like an onion.

    • @mathis8210
      @mathis8210 4 роки тому +12

      Not homophobic. But its pretty gay.

    • @mathis8210
      @mathis8210 4 роки тому +26

      @@FartMaster69 "Kratos is like an onion." His juices make you cry?

    • @A-man1998
      @A-man1998 4 роки тому +6

      @@mathis8210 I mean, I'm not gonna argue with that.

  • @mariomaster4568
    @mariomaster4568 3 роки тому +6295

    Boy: “what are we hunting?”
    Kratos: “the gay agenda”
    Boy: “what’s that?”
    Kratos: “An affront against god”

  • @GamerDetected
    @GamerDetected Рік тому +2

    Dude just got gas lit

  • @TheNorthie
    @TheNorthie 2 роки тому +3

    Kratos may be a murdering, genocidal, psychopath, but he isn’t a homophobe

  • @cleveryoutubename4445
    @cleveryoutubename4445 4 роки тому +453

    “I’m from Ancient Greece boy, do the gay math.”

  • @dexzidious3553
    @dexzidious3553 4 роки тому +596

    Atreus: Because you covered with the ashes of your nuclear family?
    Boi that's dark

  • @dunamisd
    @dunamisd 2 роки тому +3

    "Do the gay math" is something I frequently say nowadays

  • @saintdl24
    @saintdl24 3 роки тому +1

    I dont know what's more entertaining the animations or the ads !!!

  • @APAMVs
    @APAMVs 4 роки тому +293

    The ads they keep making are the best ads ever

    • @romejanairo4926
      @romejanairo4926 4 роки тому +3

      Who played as the french?

    • @diegodeluquev1433
      @diegodeluquev1433 4 роки тому +6

      I think they just make random cartoons just as an excuse to make ad skits

    • @i_am_ergo
      @i_am_ergo 4 роки тому

      Check out Black Rifle Coffee Company's recent ad made in collaboration with Corridor Digital.

    • @ronrafols3861
      @ronrafols3861 4 роки тому

      I play as the French in War Thunder ;)

    • @Guy-lk3rw
      @Guy-lk3rw 4 роки тому

      @@romejanairo4926 STFU and go back to watching your fucking anime, you fucking weeaboo! God, why are you virgin ass losers doing here? You don't belong here! This isn't an Anime channel, so get the fuck out of here and stop spreading your cancer, weeab!

  • @helium-379
    @helium-379 4 роки тому +5844

    Its true. The Greeks were historically quite gae.

    • @touremuhammad5983
      @touremuhammad5983 4 роки тому +143

      The original homosexuals.

    • @weebnibba8479
      @weebnibba8479 4 роки тому +64

      Your username reminds me of all the fucked up shits i've watched

    • @robertogurrola7465
      @robertogurrola7465 4 роки тому +136

      Not Spartans, they hated gays. Athenians were very gay

    • @robertogurrola7465
      @robertogurrola7465 4 роки тому +99

      @Poop on a poodle Eat toaster strudels nope its correct, athenians were so obsessed with males being dominant that they would basically only use women for babies. Spartans however did not like Athenians nor their practices and found they're treatment of women as an offense. Nor did they like their gay behavior. Have you forgotten how a whole war was fought over a spartan woman?

    • @robertogurrola7465
      @robertogurrola7465 4 роки тому +15

      @Poop on a poodle Eat toaster strudels link the the specific source not the Wikipedia page

  • @kragglewulf4105
    @kragglewulf4105 3 роки тому +21

    "How can Ice be ghey?"
    *Points at a Snowman*
    Me having a German last name meaning Snowman :
    *FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

    • @kragglewulf4105
      @kragglewulf4105 3 роки тому

      @A Catalan Liam Ancestors left Germany before it was called Germany but yea 1863
      Schneeman when they got to the states either they dropped one N or the US government made em, yes my last name lol.

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 Місяць тому

      uh oh

  • @RyomenSukunaHimself
    @RyomenSukunaHimself 3 роки тому +2

    Main word said every single time in the vid ‘gays and gay’

  • @mancrab1899
    @mancrab1899 4 роки тому +1152

    The only ads I will ever willingly watch

  • @worldendies9124
    @worldendies9124 4 роки тому +387

    Kratos: Do the gay math.
    i laughed

    • @Rahnonymous
      @Rahnonymous 4 роки тому +4

      Isn't that just regular math but the division symbol is a schlong?

    • @apex2000
      @apex2000 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah ancient greece had different ideas. lol

    • @keystrix3704
      @keystrix3704 4 роки тому +5

      @@Rahnonymous No, it's binary, just with zeros slapping together and ones rubbing up against one another.

    • @stalemilk926
      @stalemilk926 4 роки тому

      It gets me everytime

    • @lotuscat3173
      @lotuscat3173 4 роки тому

      @@keystrix3704 thats pretty good lol

  • @blueischiii1575
    @blueischiii1575 3 роки тому +3

    I thought this was gonna be an actual battle.

  • @TechLevelUpOfficial
    @TechLevelUpOfficial 3 роки тому +6

    "stone the gay away kind of vibe"
    As a Muslim this made me laugh out loud

  • @bubbles8871
    @bubbles8871 4 роки тому +2059

    "Father, what are we hunting?"
    *"The Gay Agenda"*
    That was probably the last thing I expected before bursting out laughing.

  • @myfishboi5170
    @myfishboi5170 4 роки тому +360

    "How can ice be gay?"
    Yuri on ice

  • @zeborak6133
    @zeborak6133 3 роки тому +3

    0:05
    Not what I hate Elsa for... buuuuut it'll do for now

  • @XEMFRIR
    @XEMFRIR Рік тому +4

    I actually wanted to see Kratos annihilate Elsa.

  • @doctorace4308
    @doctorace4308 4 роки тому +2267

    Kratos: implies he was molested
    Y’all: Do the gay math LOL
    Kratos:

    • @Chill_Vibes186
      @Chill_Vibes186 4 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @shadows_star
      @shadows_star 4 роки тому +38

      Implied? He literally said he took it in the butt when he asked

    • @imthemetalguy1
      @imthemetalguy1 4 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @Hektols
      @Hektols 4 роки тому +54

      He is from Sparta, molestating young boys was practically institutionalized.

    • @UAGoWSuplexer
      @UAGoWSuplexer 4 роки тому +2

      Kratos isn't gay kid

  • @i-kneel-for-no-man3814
    @i-kneel-for-no-man3814 4 роки тому +800

    “Feelings are the gay agenda at work, boy.”
    -Kratos

  • @Nami8302_OwO
    @Nami8302_OwO Рік тому +30

    3 years later, I just realized and wanted to point out, Kratos has never had a nuclear family lmao
    Mom, Dad, Son, Daughter.
    He's had 2 wives, and never both children at the same time

  • @Blazinmovies
    @Blazinmovies 3 роки тому +2

    Are we just not gonna talk about 1:27 lololol that had me dying

  • @dm121984
    @dm121984 4 роки тому +679

    "You failed the test, that was a hate crime" - actually did a laugh out loud.

  • @colekennedy8041
    @colekennedy8041 4 роки тому +431

    "And this elsa, is she a gay god???"
    "...yes"

  • @Ricktofenable
    @Ricktofenable Рік тому +2

    Completely forgot there was another kratos one

  • @nowhere2354
    @nowhere2354 Рік тому +4

    0:10 funny since Kratos is from Ancient Greece, which was a pretty gay place

  • @Mythonaut
    @Mythonaut 4 роки тому +766

    “What’re we hunting”
    “The gay agenda”
    Yes.

    • @huskytzu7709
      @huskytzu7709 4 роки тому +9

      Apex 0283 “which direction?”
      “The direction of gay agenda”

    • @night-x6793
      @night-x6793 4 роки тому +1

      @MultiTarded NO! Disney Land where it all started.

    • @annihilator5494
      @annihilator5494 4 роки тому +1

      @@night-x6793 no it started with obama

  • @hiss9989
    @hiss9989 4 роки тому +1851

    The term “lesbian” actually comes from a Greek island called “Lesbos”.

    • @CasperVonGhoul
      @CasperVonGhoul 4 роки тому +61

      That’s the one that had all the nymphs right?

    • @dinospapa7413
      @dinospapa7413 3 роки тому +155

      @@CasperVonGhoul Thats were the ancient Greek poet Sappho was born and lived. She was a lesbian.

    • @wolfila8873
      @wolfila8873 3 роки тому +145

      _Lesbian_ was initially used to refer women who excelled in oral sex. The term later became to mean "women who are sexually attracted only to other women." It's easy to understand the natural transition from one meaning to the other.

    • @warphenex037
      @warphenex037 3 роки тому +20

      @Eye Patch Guy I wish I could give that more than 1 like

    • @januszpawlacz1488
      @januszpawlacz1488 3 роки тому

      Who asked?

  • @GhostRat__
    @GhostRat__ 2 роки тому +2

    Moral of the story. Don't always do as your elders.

  • @fatherryoyo
    @fatherryoyo 2 роки тому +1

    Bro your cartoons always got my laughing 😂😂

  • @left4deadbyeric
    @left4deadbyeric 4 роки тому +86

    "How can ice be gay?"
    *points at Olaf*
    Fucking mint

  • @Talon323
    @Talon323 3 роки тому +681

    Fun fact. Bows are quite stretchy. It is rather difficult to snap them. I know Kratos is Kratos but its still very impressive to do so so casually.

    • @desadograisedrobot515
      @desadograisedrobot515 Рік тому +25

      Maybe he was like "Holy shit I gotta use 1 percent for this my self".

    • @xiswarmin
      @xiswarmin Рік тому +10

      Oh so that's why atreus bow doesn't break from him smacking it against enemies heads I mean seriously he runs up to an ancient and smacks it I don't know about you but I thought the bow would just snap in half from doing that

    • @Mr_Erutrot
      @Mr_Erutrot Рік тому +8

      @@xiswarmin depends on the quality, For example a very decorative but weak bow would snap but his bow seems to be a strong and high quality bow, Meaning It could likely take quite a beating before breaking, That is, If it isn't imbued with the power of gods giving it far more durability than any other (wooden) bow could achieve

    • @ticklemewesker7019
      @ticklemewesker7019 Рік тому +1

      True he’d have to kind of pull-snap it… W like 400PSI lol seriously

  • @abrr2000
    @abrr2000 3 роки тому +1

    the advert was actually funnier than the main cartoon.

  • @MADARAUCHIHA-hk7ru
    @MADARAUCHIHA-hk7ru 3 роки тому +2

    It was going Gr8 then... What a fucking cop out..

  • @markparkinson6947
    @markparkinson6947 4 роки тому +546

    Aww, man! I thought we were going to see an actual fight! But it makes sense, because Kratos would have obviously beaten the gay out of her.

    • @c.i.a683
      @c.i.a683 4 роки тому +24

      @Hobo Battleship yeah fuck UA-cam :(

    • @markparkinson6947
      @markparkinson6947 4 роки тому +3

      @Hobo Battleship That makes perfect sense!

    • @scoots291
      @scoots291 4 роки тому +9

      I tried to beat the gay away but it only made me raw

    • @gabrialgu3905
      @gabrialgu3905 4 роки тому +1

      @Chris Javi my BOI it's the bluez

    • @mikufollower8564
      @mikufollower8564 4 роки тому +1

      @Hobo Battleship they are already demonetized

  • @billgates6689
    @billgates6689 4 роки тому +1559

    Seeing Elsa like that makes me wanna see Flashgitz do a collab with Meatcanyon.

  • @wilderking8476
    @wilderking8476 2 роки тому +1

    "Should I shoot it in the heart?"
    "It doesn't have a heart"

  • @oufe5987
    @oufe5987 2 роки тому +3

    The way I saw it: Kratos was disappointed at how Atreus killed a lesbian just because she's gay

  • @gheeman5800
    @gheeman5800 4 роки тому +365

    "Disney Plus also gay"
    Something should have been said

    • @kindred3152
      @kindred3152 4 роки тому +12

      We use crime to watch the mandalorian

  • @trasegorsuch5140
    @trasegorsuch5140 4 роки тому +527

    Kratos seems surprisingly calm even though he looks like an insane savage.

    • @MRKlor.
      @MRKlor. 4 роки тому +49

      Congrats!!!
      You just described ancient Sparta

    • @Midra_LoFF
      @Midra_LoFF 2 роки тому +31

      "You seem like a calm and reasonable person"

  • @joepruitt5118
    @joepruitt5118 3 роки тому +5

    I always crack up when kratos says "That was a hate crime" like he just made someone eat an impossible burger

  • @Yimm3
    @Yimm3 2 роки тому +2

    Nice now i know atreus commited a hate crime at 2am

  • @damiancrowley569
    @damiancrowley569 3 роки тому +909

    "You failed the test Atreus, you're a homophobe"
    I'm fucking dying in the line at school to pick up my son xD

    • @spongmongler6760
      @spongmongler6760 3 роки тому +9

      did you survive?

    • @johanliebert1332
      @johanliebert1332 3 роки тому +6

      @@spongmongler6760 I don't think so.

    • @spongmongler6760
      @spongmongler6760 3 роки тому +5

      @@johanliebert1332 RIP

    • @ptbro3334
      @ptbro3334 2 роки тому +2

      We got no reply so RIp Damian

    • @damiancrowley569
      @damiancrowley569 2 роки тому +4

      I did survive lmfao I actually never got notified about these lmfao sorry for worrying you 🤣🤣

  • @JoelKellenProductions
    @JoelKellenProductions 4 роки тому +2222

    "What are we hunting?"
    "THE GAY AGENDA."
    "What's that?"
    "AN AFFRONT AGAINST GOD."
    Hearing those lines, performed in that manner... I'm still dying of laughter.

  • @Star_Platinum01
    @Star_Platinum01 2 роки тому +6

    1:21 Ele morreu mais sua bravura e coragem ainda então Intactas😔✊🏻