In the words of Jeff Goldblum:"You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you wanna sell it."
I would have to agree with you, because I remember my husband Adam, ou five children, our 3-year-old son named Ben, our 5-year-old daughter named Zoey, our 7-year-old son named James, our 9-year-old Identical Twin Son and Daughter named Caleb and Kayleigh, and I would watch this movie when it was on "The Wonderful World of Disney" on the ABC Network, and over the next few hours we sat on the couch in spellbound silence, and when there's a commercial break, we would rush to the bathroom and come back when it came on, This movie was Amazing from Start to Finish, Great Acting, Great Locations, Great Effects, also Drew Carey was Amazing, also so is Brent Spiner, Julia-Louis Dreyfuss, Usher, and Rene Auberjonois, may he rest in peace and may his spirit live on.
Rene Auberjonois singing "Satisfaction Guaranteed" ia absolutely fantastic! He was also the voice of Chef Louis in The Little Mermaid" singing "Les Poissons".
I know it's kinda for humor purposes, but what I find extremely disturbing is the fact that if someone created a real-life version of this, there would literally be hundreds of people who would pay for it...
I remember before this movie premiered, seeing a little "Making of" short about it, and they mentioned that when casting the children in this song, they set up really thorough auditions for kids who already had a lot of experience singing or dancing.
Adamguy2003 do you have the recording? if so, PLEASE send it to me. I've been DYING to see some behind the scenes footage of this movie. I still LOVE it. by the way, who portrays Junior, the professor's son?
Yes, I know what you mean. It's impossible that children wouldn't never make mad their parents as it's true that so much perfection eventually would bore all of us!
And of course, the creepiest and worst part of the scene is if you think for a moment: What happens to the perfect kids that the professor made for Geppetto that he refused? The professor makes them sound like items to be cast aside if they're refused. Best case scenario, they're orphaned or enslaved, worst? Killed?
Tony Award Winner ANTHONY CRIVELLO is "Bernardo" ( the husband looking for a child) in this clip of GEPPETTO opposite Drew Carey, Rene Auberjonois & Teresa Parente
I just now noticed that the artificial child maker’s son was imitating everything his father said and his father’s mannerisms in the background when he wasn’t looking. Wow…
RUN FROM THE STEPFORD CHILDREN, DREW CAREY!!! I always thought this bit was so creepy and weird when I was little...what parent would take one of those annyoing kids home?
@@emiliopolanco8587Well, at least we got Guillermo del Toro’s “Pinocchio” to see what it would be like, because that movie tapped into the concept of parenthood too.
Okay, three questions: 1. What kind of parents, when creating a child, orders someone who can make their bed? So none of the other children can make their bed? 2. How many champion piruetters are there in that town? I mean, only one mention it, but what if more than one set of parents want to have a champion (i.e. the best) piruetter? Do they flip for it? 3. At 2:12 what is that girl looking at? It looks like she is looks into the camera (a big no-no in this style of film), but the quality is too bad. All I know is that she isn't looking at Geppetto.
Does anyone have the full lyrics to this? They are kind of creepy when you think about them("From a smart-mouthed kid with individuality you're freed") and I would like to read them
Well I know he only did that because Obviously dealing with kids who are not perfectly good to parents or other adults is so unpredictable. Perfection is kind of everything it's better than bad stuff and as I'm not talking about perfect boring same old things if you know what I mean, Everyone with Geppetto has to struggle with such scary free-will children back at his and their hometown, he could have the opportunity to finally get a real perfect son he always wanted but he couldn't abandoned his own non-perfect son he made so he wouldn't give up on Pinocchio because of their differences didn't go well as geppetto planned it to be.
It was only until they made him executive producer that he agreed. The role was originally written for Dick Van Dyke, but he lost interest after Julie Andrews and Mary Tyler Moore turned down the role of the Blue Fairy.
6:02 A SET OF STEAK KNIVES!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! I think I know how those parents will use those steak knives after a month of living with those creepy possesed children.
@@AJSSPACEPLACE it's like baby junk yikes and gross, About it is so they use a shortcut To have different type of kids easy solution from having terror of babies ever.
Yeah, I'm commenting on the video again. The Professor's the only real person in the town, everyone else is a robot- that's my theory. I mean, they weren't reproducing or anything....
Isn't that Odo? hahaha. omg the lighting in this scene is atrocious. From full on sun to sun setting with long shadows, to short shadows, back to being in the shade. They just don't make musicals like they used to.
In the words of Jeff Goldblum:"You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you wanna sell it."
Every time I heard the term satisfaction guaranteed I got this song stuck in my head. I'VE KNOWN THIS MOVIE SINCE I WAS 3!
Likewise!!
I would have to agree with you, because I remember my husband Adam, ou five children, our 3-year-old son named Ben, our 5-year-old daughter named Zoey, our 7-year-old son named James, our 9-year-old Identical Twin Son and Daughter named Caleb and Kayleigh, and I would watch this movie when it was on "The Wonderful World of Disney" on the ABC Network, and over the next few hours we sat on the couch in spellbound silence, and when there's a commercial break, we would rush to the bathroom and come back when it came on, This movie was Amazing from Start to Finish, Great Acting, Great Locations, Great Effects, also Drew Carey was Amazing, also so is Brent Spiner, Julia-Louis Dreyfuss, Usher, and Rene Auberjonois, may he rest in peace and may his spirit live on.
Rene Auberjonois singing "Satisfaction Guaranteed" ia absolutely fantastic! He was also the voice of Chef Louis in The Little Mermaid" singing "Les Poissons".
It's such a shame that he's still gone.
The older I get, the creepier this scene comes off.
I know it's kinda for humor purposes, but what I find extremely disturbing is the fact that if someone created a real-life version of this, there would literally be hundreds of people who would pay for it...
As a kid the creepiness of this scene went completely over my head
Exactly...This invention is a pred's dream come true.
I remember before this movie premiered, seeing a little "Making of" short about it, and they mentioned that when casting the children in this song, they set up really thorough auditions for kids who already had a lot of experience singing or dancing.
Adamguy2003 do you have the recording? if so, PLEASE send it to me. I've been DYING to see some behind the scenes footage of this movie. I still LOVE it. by the way, who portrays Junior, the professor's son?
@@kaylalezabeth7175 That is Chris Marquette.
Happy birthday, Stephen Schwartz.
And R.I.P., Rene Auberjonois.
Yes, I know what you mean. It's impossible that children wouldn't never make mad their parents as it's true that so much perfection eventually would bore all of us!
This idea deserves its own movie
It’s kind of a child version of Stepford Wives
It was more interesting than the story it was in service of.
Now i know what those steak knives will be for.
The little blonde girl at the beginning was Tiler Peck, who also danced in Donnie Darko.
And of course, the creepiest and worst part of the scene is if you think for a moment: What happens to the perfect kids that the professor made for Geppetto that he refused? The professor makes them sound like items to be cast aside if they're refused. Best case scenario, they're orphaned or enslaved, worst? Killed?
I’d like to think they go to other parents who want a perfect child. But who knows? 😞
They’re recycled
With perfect kids in adult's dreams
Are like freedom from problems.
this reminds me of the movie "the stepford wife"
It would get more like the Midwitch Cuckoos.
It wasn't until recently that I realized how satirical this song is, oh my god XD
those kids are perfect... too perfect...
: )
RIP, Rene Auberjonois.
Yes, she was! Sara Paxton was also in "Superhero movie" and in "Aquamarine". Have you seen them?
"Oh, forget about that old one"
lol, anybody would think they were talking about a sweater or something!
I'm in My Son Pinocchio.. and the way that we are doing it is when Geppetto rejects us, we get taken by other parents that want a perfect child. :]
Tony Award Winner ANTHONY CRIVELLO is "Bernardo" ( the husband looking for a child) in this clip of GEPPETTO opposite Drew Carey, Rene Auberjonois & Teresa Parente
i love this movie. :)
I just now noticed that the artificial child maker’s son was imitating everything his father said and his father’s mannerisms in the background when he wasn’t looking. Wow…
STEAK KNIVES! o_O
can u imagine when the children grow up, then the whole village would be automatic and scary perfect.
My parents would love that invention 😢
This is the most CREEPIEST scene in the movie.
Agreed.
Those kids were so perfect & cute I almost puked when I first saw this movie. I still love this movie.
I finally know where the factory is which made Conrad from the book "Conrad the factory made boy" by Christine Nöstlinger.
WHOOT! I'm Prof. Buonragazzo in our production of My Son Pinnocio, and I get opening night!
RUN FROM THE STEPFORD CHILDREN, DREW CAREY!!!
I always thought this bit was so creepy and weird when I was little...what parent would take one of those annyoing kids home?
Maybe those parents used to be kids like that and th grew up
memories. just memories
yeah even gepetto's freaking out
this is PEAK
Im playing Buonragazzo in this!
:]
im so excited!
R.I.P René Auberjonois
René is always adorable
"Faster than you can say Jiminy Cricket."
XD
If only Jiminy Cricket was in "Geppetto".
@@emiliopolanco8587Well, at least we got Guillermo del Toro’s “Pinocchio” to see what it would be like, because that movie tapped into the concept of parenthood too.
@@adamshows1142 really?
@@emiliopolanco8587 Yeah, I believed del Toro’s “Pinocchio” tapped into the oppression of parenting, and how that can affect someone.
@@adamshows1142 right
Okay, three questions:
1. What kind of parents, when creating a child, orders someone who can make their bed? So none of the other children can make their bed?
2. How many champion piruetters are there in that town? I mean, only one mention it, but what if more than one set of parents want to have a champion (i.e. the best) piruetter? Do they flip for it?
3. At 2:12 what is that girl looking at? It looks like she is looks into the camera (a big no-no in this style of film), but the quality is too bad. All I know is that she isn't looking at Geppetto.
And the guy who played Strombolli was Data. That one is a lot harder to see though.
I didn't see it at first either. At the same time, it wasn't until later that I realized Constable Odo played Buonragazzo.
Scarlett Pomers is in this scene she says: I love memorizing tenses!
this is impressive :D
Does anybody else find it amusing that he used the term "Jiminy Cricket?"
Yes! What a reference!
Does anyone have the full lyrics to this? They are kind of creepy when you think about them("From a smart-mouthed kid with individuality you're freed") and I would like to read them
Now we know why they always gave Drew such a hard time about this on whose line😂😂
I like her theory!
the moment you realize the professor is Odo from Star Trek: deep space 9 😳
That's pretty cool. Especially combined with knowing that Data from Next Gen is playing Strombolli.
why did the professor say he want to make perfect children , when there is no such as a perfect child
Well I know he only did that because
Obviously dealing with kids who are not perfectly good to parents or other adults is so unpredictable.
Perfection is kind of everything it's better than bad stuff and as I'm not talking about perfect boring same old things if you know what I mean,
Everyone with Geppetto has to struggle with such scary free-will children back at his and their hometown, he could have the opportunity to finally get a real perfect son he always wanted but he couldn't abandoned his own non-perfect son he made so he wouldn't give up on Pinocchio because of their differences didn't go well as geppetto planned it to be.
LOL Those perfect children crack me up.
@PhantomAngelofMusic did you hear the phrase " a better way to breed" too?
With all the "perfect" kids it's no wonder that the original kids ran away
Is this a prodiction of the future, AI children??!
So this how the Dominion created the Vorta
Did you know at first drew Carey turned down the roll of Geppetto?
It was only until they made him executive producer that he agreed. The role was originally written for Dick Van Dyke, but he lost interest after Julie Andrews and Mary Tyler Moore turned down the role of the Blue Fairy.
I understood reference
y'all, can somebody tell me who is thee actor who portrays Junior, the professor's son?
I'm playing maria in my theater company's production
@PhantomAngelofMusic They use 'em for spare parts.
They predicted genetic engineering.
i want to pet that guys mustash its sooo fluffy :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Big Lipped Alligator Moment
that was what i was thinking lol x
6:02 A SET OF STEAK KNIVES!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! I think I know how those parents will use those steak knives after a month of living with those creepy possesed children.
So this is where Jem'Hadar come from
Im here 🎉🎉2024
Why are all the kids so cute in this movie?
Why do the children always come out as 6-12 year olds and none of them start as newborn babies?
Becuase stopping a baby from ever crying stops it's way of alerting that it's hungry or in need of changing
@@AJSSPACEPLACE
it's like baby junk yikes and gross,
About it is so they use a shortcut
To have different type of kids easy solution from having terror of babies ever.
Probably bc the real kids ran away around that time when they realized that their parents would prefer Stepford kids than their real ones
what do they do with the kids the parents end up not wanting? do they put them back in the macjine?
The three girls at 3:50 all look like the waitress version of Tiana!
@aqfanatic thats why they throw in the steak knives.
@DemonicBloodyRose They give tough customers steak knives...
Yeah, I'm commenting on the video again. The Professor's the only real person in the town, everyone else is a robot- that's my theory. I mean, they weren't reproducing or anything....
YES! And they SOUND like robots-ESPECIALLY the kids!!
Geppetto seems a little... uncomfortable with this.
He seems uncomfortable during the whole film
Ringling bros
3:28 You can almost see the point where the kid turns into a midget XD
This must mean nobody has sex :0
Satisfaction Guaranteed? What, but there is no sex?
Isn't that Odo? hahaha. omg the lighting in this scene is atrocious. From full on sun to sun setting with long shadows, to short shadows, back to being in the shade. They just don't make musicals like they used to.
did I hear "...a better way to breed"???? So sad. And no one speaks up? I, for one, am going to!
Geppetto
Manca solo lu
Mi pinocchio e
Mio rapinato io
pinocchio
That’s messed up.
This s disturbing.
pff i was a better jonior.