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  • @tylermoviepro
    @tylermoviepro 11 років тому +17

    In the words of Jeff Goldblum:"You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you wanna sell it."

  • @TheBigH
    @TheBigH 9 років тому +27

    Every time I heard the term satisfaction guaranteed I got this song stuck in my head. I'VE KNOWN THIS MOVIE SINCE I WAS 3!

    • @michaelbutorac5114
      @michaelbutorac5114 5 місяців тому

      Likewise!!

    • @CarolePowell-q2z
      @CarolePowell-q2z 5 місяців тому

      I would have to agree with you, because I remember my husband Adam, ou five children, our 3-year-old son named Ben, our 5-year-old daughter named Zoey, our 7-year-old son named James, our 9-year-old Identical Twin Son and Daughter named Caleb and Kayleigh, and I would watch this movie when it was on "The Wonderful World of Disney" on the ABC Network, and over the next few hours we sat on the couch in spellbound silence, and when there's a commercial break, we would rush to the bathroom and come back when it came on, This movie was Amazing from Start to Finish, Great Acting, Great Locations, Great Effects, also Drew Carey was Amazing, also so is Brent Spiner, Julia-Louis Dreyfuss, Usher, and Rene Auberjonois, may he rest in peace and may his spirit live on.

  • @MarianneLily
    @MarianneLily 16 років тому +14

    Rene Auberjonois singing "Satisfaction Guaranteed" ia absolutely fantastic! He was also the voice of Chef Louis in The Little Mermaid" singing "Les Poissons".

  • @hayleydoesthings
    @hayleydoesthings 5 років тому +18

    The older I get, the creepier this scene comes off.

  • @SoulStealerSlayers
    @SoulStealerSlayers 6 років тому +16

    I know it's kinda for humor purposes, but what I find extremely disturbing is the fact that if someone created a real-life version of this, there would literally be hundreds of people who would pay for it...

  • @102936
    @102936 12 років тому +14

    As a kid the creepiness of this scene went completely over my head

    • @donmorris4399
      @donmorris4399 Рік тому +2

      Exactly...This invention is a pred's dream come true.

  • @Adamguy2003
    @Adamguy2003 16 років тому +14

    I remember before this movie premiered, seeing a little "Making of" short about it, and they mentioned that when casting the children in this song, they set up really thorough auditions for kids who already had a lot of experience singing or dancing.

    • @kaylalezabeth7175
      @kaylalezabeth7175 8 років тому +1

      Adamguy2003 do you have the recording? if so, PLEASE send it to me. I've been DYING to see some behind the scenes footage of this movie. I still LOVE it. by the way, who portrays Junior, the professor's son?

    • @tristanbray2184
      @tristanbray2184 4 роки тому

      ​@@kaylalezabeth7175​ That is Chris Marquette.

  • @KBAFourthtime
    @KBAFourthtime 4 роки тому +7

    Happy birthday, Stephen Schwartz.
    And R.I.P., Rene Auberjonois.

  • @MarianneLily
    @MarianneLily 16 років тому +3

    Yes, I know what you mean. It's impossible that children wouldn't never make mad their parents as it's true that so much perfection eventually would bore all of us!

  • @AJSSPACEPLACE
    @AJSSPACEPLACE 6 років тому +11

    This idea deserves its own movie

    • @elvissmith8287
      @elvissmith8287 2 роки тому +2

      It’s kind of a child version of Stepford Wives

    • @cityman2312
      @cityman2312 6 місяців тому

      It was more interesting than the story it was in service of.

  • @dangitjanus
    @dangitjanus 8 років тому +16

    Now i know what those steak knives will be for.

  • @antonspivack3928
    @antonspivack3928 2 роки тому +2

    The little blonde girl at the beginning was Tiler Peck, who also danced in Donnie Darko.

  • @PhantomAngelofMusic
    @PhantomAngelofMusic 14 років тому +11

    And of course, the creepiest and worst part of the scene is if you think for a moment: What happens to the perfect kids that the professor made for Geppetto that he refused? The professor makes them sound like items to be cast aside if they're refused. Best case scenario, they're orphaned or enslaved, worst? Killed?

    • @Annahg78
      @Annahg78 Рік тому +1

      I’d like to think they go to other parents who want a perfect child. But who knows? 😞

    • @limalepakko6074
      @limalepakko6074 Рік тому +1

      They’re recycled

  • @julieshez387
    @julieshez387 3 роки тому +6

    With perfect kids in adult's dreams
    Are like freedom from problems.

  • @sweetc832002
    @sweetc832002 14 років тому +7

    this reminds me of the movie "the stepford wife"

    • @cityman2312
      @cityman2312 6 місяців тому

      It would get more like the Midwitch Cuckoos.

  • @Laurie_Ramone
    @Laurie_Ramone 13 років тому +5

    It wasn't until recently that I realized how satirical this song is, oh my god XD

  • @creekstar7
    @creekstar7 15 років тому +4

    those kids are perfect... too perfect...
    : )

  • @bradleycotton3237
    @bradleycotton3237 3 роки тому +3

    RIP, Rene Auberjonois.

  • @MarianneLily
    @MarianneLily 16 років тому +2

    Yes, she was! Sara Paxton was also in "Superhero movie" and in "Aquamarine". Have you seen them?

  • @koolarkin
    @koolarkin 16 років тому +3

    "Oh, forget about that old one"
    lol, anybody would think they were talking about a sweater or something!

  • @a_brownie
    @a_brownie 12 років тому +5

    I'm in My Son Pinocchio.. and the way that we are doing it is when Geppetto rejects us, we get taken by other parents that want a perfect child. :]

  • @AnthonyCrivello
    @AnthonyCrivello 15 років тому +2

    Tony Award Winner ANTHONY CRIVELLO is "Bernardo" ( the husband looking for a child) in this clip of GEPPETTO opposite Drew Carey, Rene Auberjonois & Teresa Parente

  • @misao1414
    @misao1414 15 років тому +3

    i love this movie. :)

  • @Annahg78
    @Annahg78 3 місяці тому

    I just now noticed that the artificial child maker’s son was imitating everything his father said and his father’s mannerisms in the background when he wasn’t looking. Wow…

  • @wizardwarrior713
    @wizardwarrior713 13 років тому +4

    STEAK KNIVES! o_O
    can u imagine when the children grow up, then the whole village would be automatic and scary perfect.

  • @Toca_factory
    @Toca_factory 5 місяців тому

    My parents would love that invention 😢

  • @IsaiahEFisher
    @IsaiahEFisher 12 років тому +8

    This is the most CREEPIEST scene in the movie.

  • @MissLexiPink
    @MissLexiPink 15 років тому +2

    Those kids were so perfect & cute I almost puked when I first saw this movie. I still love this movie.

  • @misfithog5855
    @misfithog5855 6 років тому +1

    I finally know where the factory is which made Conrad from the book "Conrad the factory made boy" by Christine Nöstlinger.

  • @silverfalconcosplay
    @silverfalconcosplay 13 років тому +1

    WHOOT! I'm Prof. Buonragazzo in our production of My Son Pinnocio, and I get opening night!

  • @wickedfeylady
    @wickedfeylady 15 років тому +3

    RUN FROM THE STEPFORD CHILDREN, DREW CAREY!!!
    I always thought this bit was so creepy and weird when I was little...what parent would take one of those annyoing kids home?

    • @harrietamidala1691
      @harrietamidala1691 5 років тому

      Maybe those parents used to be kids like that and th grew up

  • @fallenangel2624
    @fallenangel2624 3 роки тому +2

    memories. just memories

  • @danielshull4687
    @danielshull4687 12 років тому +2

    yeah even gepetto's freaking out

  • @DisneysPinocchio
    @DisneysPinocchio 7 днів тому

    this is PEAK

  • @MarissaRenaldi
    @MarissaRenaldi 15 років тому +1

    Im playing Buonragazzo in this!
    :]
    im so excited!

  • @oliverpony
    @oliverpony 5 років тому +7

    R.I.P René Auberjonois

  • @limalepakko6074
    @limalepakko6074 Рік тому

    René is always adorable

  • @creekstar7
    @creekstar7 15 років тому +7

    "Faster than you can say Jiminy Cricket."
    XD

    • @emiliopolanco8587
      @emiliopolanco8587 2 роки тому +1

      If only Jiminy Cricket was in "Geppetto".

    • @adamshows1142
      @adamshows1142 8 місяців тому

      @@emiliopolanco8587Well, at least we got Guillermo del Toro’s “Pinocchio” to see what it would be like, because that movie tapped into the concept of parenthood too.

    • @emiliopolanco8587
      @emiliopolanco8587 8 місяців тому

      @@adamshows1142 really?

    • @adamshows1142
      @adamshows1142 8 місяців тому

      @@emiliopolanco8587 Yeah, I believed del Toro’s “Pinocchio” tapped into the oppression of parenting, and how that can affect someone.

    • @emiliopolanco8587
      @emiliopolanco8587 8 місяців тому

      @@adamshows1142 right

  • @lesserknowngems7736
    @lesserknowngems7736 8 років тому +1

    Okay, three questions:
    1. What kind of parents, when creating a child, orders someone who can make their bed? So none of the other children can make their bed?
    2. How many champion piruetters are there in that town? I mean, only one mention it, but what if more than one set of parents want to have a champion (i.e. the best) piruetter? Do they flip for it?
    3. At 2:12 what is that girl looking at? It looks like she is looks into the camera (a big no-no in this style of film), but the quality is too bad. All I know is that she isn't looking at Geppetto.

  • @BenjaminWirtz
    @BenjaminWirtz 11 років тому +4

    And the guy who played Strombolli was Data. That one is a lot harder to see though.

    • @moose9784
      @moose9784 3 роки тому

      I didn't see it at first either. At the same time, it wasn't until later that I realized Constable Odo played Buonragazzo.

  • @Pinker33
    @Pinker33 16 років тому +1

    Scarlett Pomers is in this scene she says: I love memorizing tenses!

  • @disneytwilightgirl89
    @disneytwilightgirl89 13 років тому +1

    this is impressive :D

  • @FenDweller13
    @FenDweller13 14 років тому +8

    Does anybody else find it amusing that he used the term "Jiminy Cricket?"

  • @wickedfeylady
    @wickedfeylady 15 років тому +3

    Does anyone have the full lyrics to this? They are kind of creepy when you think about them("From a smart-mouthed kid with individuality you're freed") and I would like to read them

  • @tiffanyspencer1082
    @tiffanyspencer1082 5 років тому +4

    Now we know why they always gave Drew such a hard time about this on whose line😂😂

  • @wickedfeylady
    @wickedfeylady 15 років тому +1

    I like her theory!

  • @izzyc127
    @izzyc127 8 років тому +3

    the moment you realize the professor is Odo from Star Trek: deep space 9 😳

    • @misfithog5855
      @misfithog5855 6 років тому

      That's pretty cool. Especially combined with knowing that Data from Next Gen is playing Strombolli.

  • @danielstewart6509
    @danielstewart6509 4 роки тому +2

    why did the professor say he want to make perfect children , when there is no such as a perfect child

    • @julieshez387
      @julieshez387 3 роки тому +1

      Well I know he only did that because
      Obviously dealing with kids who are not perfectly good to parents or other adults is so unpredictable.
      Perfection is kind of everything it's better than bad stuff and as I'm not talking about perfect boring same old things if you know what I mean,
      Everyone with Geppetto has to struggle with such scary free-will children back at his and their hometown, he could have the opportunity to finally get a real perfect son he always wanted but he couldn't abandoned his own non-perfect son he made so he wouldn't give up on Pinocchio because of their differences didn't go well as geppetto planned it to be.

  • @AmandaBear26
    @AmandaBear26 16 років тому +1

    LOL Those perfect children crack me up.

  • @mydoglydia
    @mydoglydia 14 років тому +1

    @PhantomAngelofMusic did you hear the phrase " a better way to breed" too?

  • @cooperminion825
    @cooperminion825 Рік тому

    With all the "perfect" kids it's no wonder that the original kids ran away

  • @enolamsamoht
    @enolamsamoht Рік тому

    Is this a prodiction of the future, AI children??!

  • @michaelfields3951
    @michaelfields3951 Рік тому

    So this how the Dominion created the Vorta

  • @kynan9465
    @kynan9465 6 років тому +4

    Did you know at first drew Carey turned down the roll of Geppetto?

    • @Dimensioneer88
      @Dimensioneer88 4 роки тому

      It was only until they made him executive producer that he agreed. The role was originally written for Dick Van Dyke, but he lost interest after Julie Andrews and Mary Tyler Moore turned down the role of the Blue Fairy.

    • @TapiocaPenguin
      @TapiocaPenguin 4 роки тому

      I understood reference

  • @kaylalezabeth7175
    @kaylalezabeth7175 8 років тому +1

    y'all, can somebody tell me who is thee actor who portrays Junior, the professor's son?

  • @cassiewoolf8263
    @cassiewoolf8263 11 днів тому

    I'm playing maria in my theater company's production

  • @wickedfeylady
    @wickedfeylady 13 років тому

    @PhantomAngelofMusic They use 'em for spare parts.

  • @snipervixen5843
    @snipervixen5843 5 років тому +5

    They predicted genetic engineering.

  • @icecreamloverpanda
    @icecreamloverpanda 14 років тому +1

    i want to pet that guys mustash its sooo fluffy :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @Bwal247
    @Bwal247 14 років тому +1

    Big Lipped Alligator Moment

  • @jenwen22
    @jenwen22 12 років тому

    that was what i was thinking lol x

  • @mikenike123454
    @mikenike123454 14 років тому +2

    6:02 A SET OF STEAK KNIVES!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! I think I know how those parents will use those steak knives after a month of living with those creepy possesed children.

  • @samrizzardi2213
    @samrizzardi2213 Рік тому +1

    So this is where Jem'Hadar come from

  • @daniamanreza9237
    @daniamanreza9237 5 місяців тому

    Im here 🎉🎉2024

  • @Zaywex
    @Zaywex 15 років тому +1

    Why are all the kids so cute in this movie?

  • @GenieVillain26
    @GenieVillain26 8 років тому +2

    Why do the children always come out as 6-12 year olds and none of them start as newborn babies?

    • @AJSSPACEPLACE
      @AJSSPACEPLACE 7 років тому +1

      Becuase stopping a baby from ever crying stops it's way of alerting that it's hungry or in need of changing

    • @julieshez387
      @julieshez387 3 роки тому +1

      @@AJSSPACEPLACE
      it's like baby junk yikes and gross,
      About it is so they use a shortcut
      To have different type of kids easy solution from having terror of babies ever.

    • @cooperminion825
      @cooperminion825 Рік тому

      Probably bc the real kids ran away around that time when they realized that their parents would prefer Stepford kids than their real ones

  • @aqfanatic
    @aqfanatic 13 років тому

    what do they do with the kids the parents end up not wanting? do they put them back in the macjine?

  • @BKDBrian2
    @BKDBrian2 6 років тому +1

    The three girls at 3:50 all look like the waitress version of Tiana!

  • @patriotsboy75
    @patriotsboy75 13 років тому +1

    @aqfanatic thats why they throw in the steak knives.

  • @Asperger1993
    @Asperger1993 13 років тому +1

    @DemonicBloodyRose They give tough customers steak knives...

  • @wickedfeylady
    @wickedfeylady 13 років тому +2

    Yeah, I'm commenting on the video again. The Professor's the only real person in the town, everyone else is a robot- that's my theory. I mean, they weren't reproducing or anything....

    • @Annahg78
      @Annahg78 Рік тому

      YES! And they SOUND like robots-ESPECIALLY the kids!!

  • @orangejulius3122
    @orangejulius3122 Рік тому +2

    Geppetto seems a little... uncomfortable with this.

  • @jakewhittle444
    @jakewhittle444 8 місяців тому

    Ringling bros

  • @Merstar12
    @Merstar12 13 років тому

    3:28 You can almost see the point where the kid turns into a midget XD

  • @Musiclover9658
    @Musiclover9658 13 років тому +1

    This must mean nobody has sex :0

  • @Marie_Watson
    @Marie_Watson 13 років тому +1

    Satisfaction Guaranteed? What, but there is no sex?

  • @adarkerlight
    @adarkerlight 12 років тому +2

    Isn't that Odo? hahaha. omg the lighting in this scene is atrocious. From full on sun to sun setting with long shadows, to short shadows, back to being in the shade. They just don't make musicals like they used to.

  • @mydoglydia
    @mydoglydia 14 років тому +1

    did I hear "...a better way to breed"???? So sad. And no one speaks up? I, for one, am going to!

  • @michelebernardini7094
    @michelebernardini7094 4 місяці тому

    Geppetto
    Manca solo lu
    Mi pinocchio e
    Mio rapinato io
    pinocchio

  • @davidmcaninch4714
    @davidmcaninch4714 2 роки тому +1

    That’s messed up.

  • @Caine7ify
    @Caine7ify 6 років тому +3

    This s disturbing.

  • @mwillarocks
    @mwillarocks 13 років тому +1

    pff i was a better jonior.