Best of the Bushisms

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  • @RandomPerson-mn4lf
    @RandomPerson-mn4lf 6 років тому +4956

    as a Bulgarian i am in fact proud of the achievements i have achieved

  • @SawtoothWaves
    @SawtoothWaves 9 років тому +3993

    "A growing nation of over 300 people"
    Well, he's not wrong...

    • @analicejones5937
      @analicejones5937 6 років тому +27

      The Brony Notion that was one of the best ones 😂

    • @MCTales89
      @MCTales89 6 років тому +55

      The Brony Notion Let’s just say he “misunderestimated” the population size of America.

    • @mrthiel1967
      @mrthiel1967 6 років тому +32

      On a technicality, he was correct.

    • @JLG098721
      @JLG098721 3 роки тому +6

      I wonder if it's the same 300 people Biden wants to vaccinate

    • @ianrastoski3346
      @ianrastoski3346 Рік тому +11

      ​@@JLG098721thanks, buzzkill

  • @davidhackett6317
    @davidhackett6317 8 років тому +3799

    "Awesome speech." There's nothing more American than that right there.

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 6 років тому +208

      "Awesome speech, *YOUR HOLINESS* ."

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 Рік тому +6

      ​@@yannick245Couldn't even get it right. Yannickism?

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 Рік тому +3

      @@johnr797 I don't know what your talking about? Because the comment is edited? I don't remember which mistake I did. Is it wrong to correct oneself?
      Also: English is not my native language and I've never been in an English speaking country my whole life. I'm basically an autodidact when it comes to English.
      So I really don't remember my _"Yannickism"._ It's been four years, dude!
      Isn't Bush a Harvard graduate? He doesn't appear to be a master of English language either. Hence the s.c. _"Bushisms"._
      What's your native language John? And how many in total do you speak?
      *PEACE!*

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 Рік тому +2

      *I guess it's _"...to an English speaking country..."_
      But before you tear me another one!

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 Рік тому +4

      @@yannick245 He said "thank you, your holiness, awesome speech." According to the captions, at least. Conversationally, I am bilingual and was raised with two languages but any major romance language aside from Romanian I can understand to a reasonable degree. Portuguese especially, as I am studying it.

  • @recordgames153
    @recordgames153 Рік тому +1008

    “Thank you your holiness, awesome speech” is the most Texas response possible

    • @RogerYeahmon
      @RogerYeahmon 2 місяці тому

      all yanks are hopelessly ignorant, not only texans

    • @anthonybick9264
      @anthonybick9264 2 місяці тому +17

      Might as well been SNL skit. Ridiculous

    • @BodywiseMustard
      @BodywiseMustard Місяць тому +12

      ? That's the most normal clip on here. What's wrong with that?

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 21 день тому

      ​@@BodywiseMustardNothing. OP wasn't insulting him

    • @andrewstephens8790
      @andrewstephens8790 15 днів тому +2

      @@BodywiseMustard nothing unless you are catholic apparently, then you expect every non-catholic to know the approved adjectives and the common catholic phrases. awesome was used in the bible to describe god/jesus and their power so its exactly appropriate, but i guess modern catholic r*pists, i mean priests, avoid using awesome like this because modern people tend to use it more informally or something? but catholics have always associated good/right with peer pressure and whatever their priests tell them rather than what is in the book, so it makes sense i guess.

  • @Packers4sb
    @Packers4sb 7 років тому +4184

    "Thank you your holiness. Awesome speech."

    • @davidnavarro4821
      @davidnavarro4821 7 років тому +66

      Isn't the Pope called your Holiness ?

    • @genetix7173
      @genetix7173 5 років тому +48

      very nice. honestly sounds like something pewdiepie would say.

    • @gabrielledennis549
      @gabrielledennis549 5 років тому +161

      To put this in the perspective of someone Catholic, that would be like saying “Yo you’re pretty cool, bro. Good job”

    • @dak_black
      @dak_black 5 років тому +24

      Packers4sb thank you Kanye very cool

    • @OrioleFan336
      @OrioleFan336 4 роки тому +65

      Something about that coming out of Bush's mouth makes it even more hilarious

  • @markreilly4577
    @markreilly4577 9 років тому +3514

    I hope too that one day human beings and fish will coexist peacefully

    • @Anonymous__-uo6zq
      @Anonymous__-uo6zq 9 років тому +12

      +Mark Reilly Mer-people

    • @Kleaz80
      @Kleaz80 8 років тому +5

      +Mark Reilly Classic!

    • @bees5461
      @bees5461 8 років тому +12

      +Mark Reilly I'm not sure that can happen. Have you seen the size of some of those fish? Damn, they scare the bejeezuz outta me sometimes. ;-)

    • @ogbobby1220
      @ogbobby1220 8 років тому +23

      +Mark Reilly Equal rights for fish is an important issue here in America

    • @Anonymous__-uo6zq
      @Anonymous__-uo6zq 8 років тому +17

      OG Bobby#FishLivesMatter

  • @blakeadams965
    @blakeadams965 9 років тому +3215

    I'm so happy this is on the internets.

    • @waltersobchak2691
      @waltersobchak2691 8 років тому +66

      +Blake Adams I had to go through the Google to find this video

    • @bees5461
      @bees5461 8 років тому +25

      +Walter Sobchak Yeah, but did you find MAPS? On the google? That takes some doin'. Just sayin' ;-)

    • @jmack619
      @jmack619 8 років тому +28

      +Bees + Blake - watch out, he has filters on the internets

    • @jmack619
      @jmack619 8 років тому +8

      +Bryan Snyder you can get the collector edition. 80,000 dvds collection . covers all 8 years. and as a bonus, they will include the follow up 10,000 dvds delux boxed set of things he is still saying today. makes a great gift for that special someone that you really don't like.

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 8 років тому +3

      +Blake Adams This video took a while to un-thaw here.

  • @Infamouschef_
    @Infamouschef_ 3 місяці тому +479

    “Now watch this drive”

    • @therealking6202
      @therealking6202 2 місяці тому +30

      All time great not in this compilation.

    • @chr970
      @chr970 2 місяці тому +17

      And it was a heck of a drive too.

  • @Shtumpyy
    @Shtumpyy 8 років тому +7676

    One of the most American Americans to ever America

    • @davidconjefferson
      @davidconjefferson 8 років тому +42

      lmao! one, two. TWO shoes! ah ahh ahh!

    • @highfive6095
      @highfive6095 8 років тому +66

      As an American, this comment triggers me.

    • @martyg8137
      @martyg8137 8 років тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mridge01
      @mridge01 7 років тому +27

      Murica

    • @ajaykattoju
      @ajaykattoju 7 років тому +1

      This comment XD

  • @attilavidacs24
    @attilavidacs24 8 років тому +1386

    "I hear there are rumors on the internets"

    • @mercronniel3122
      @mercronniel3122 8 років тому +86

      I don't know...I've filters on the internets.

    • @Rottensteam
      @Rottensteam 7 років тому +2

      Rishav Koirala I have*.

    • @horizontaalschaalbaar9470
      @horizontaalschaalbaar9470 7 років тому +32

      He actually says "I hear there's rumors on the internets"
      Quite poetic :)

    • @camerongoddard3846
      @camerongoddard3846 7 років тому +7

      "One of the things I've used on the Google, is to pull up maps..." Really? That's what you use Google for?

    • @shrek3ondvd913
      @shrek3ondvd913 7 років тому

      Right here in the oval office

  • @the1whereIwatch
    @the1whereIwatch 4 роки тому +2993

    the confidence with which he says "and neither do we" is beyond comical

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 11 місяців тому +4

      Ground realities are comedy to you?

    • @TitaniumTurbine
      @TitaniumTurbine 4 місяці тому +78

      @@maazkalim People who can’t appreciate these moments are comical to me. I laughed at your comment for about three minutes.

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 4 місяці тому

      Okay, "@@TitaniumTurbine".
      You're intoxicated.
      What else?

    • @sparrow-we7ip
      @sparrow-we7ip 4 місяці тому +38

      @maazkalim @TitaniumTurbine you’re both wrong. people and fish will continue to coexist peacefully for the rest of our existence

    • @Minarreal
      @Minarreal 3 місяці тому +27

      His smirk at the end is what sends that clip to heaven to become an angel, an angel of colossal fuckups.

  • @zappgl
    @zappgl Рік тому +241

    I was born in 2001 so unfortunately, I never got to experience Bushisms in their prime. I was too busy watching Transformers. Glad i can see them now

    • @SirSaladAss
      @SirSaladAss 4 місяці тому +1

      We got Trump's daily tweets, nothing to sneeze at.

    • @therealking6202
      @therealking6202 2 місяці тому +7

      Make sure you catch Will Ferrell's impersonations. Bush was a gold mine for SNL.

    • @Sebakeng
      @Sebakeng 2 місяці тому

      That's okay. You have Kamala "It’s time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day" Harris to watch. She's 1000x dumber than Bush.

    • @boris8301
      @boris8301 2 місяці тому

      I can say that he is better than both Biden and Trump

    • @Ace_Man_Gaming
      @Ace_Man_Gaming 2 місяці тому

      Just don't forget that it was Obama who tried to send the autobots away and leave us defenseless to the decepticons.

  • @tarekj5951
    @tarekj5951 8 років тому +5156

    He is literally Michael Scott

    • @dontwearflipflopsfag
      @dontwearflipflopsfag 8 років тому +115

      Wow you're absolutely right.....lol

    • @tarekj5951
      @tarekj5951 8 років тому +124

      Quiet Fat yes! Especially when he says uhh the prime minister of India is uhh no and when he talks about the machine

    • @jayjayjames2332
      @jayjayjames2332 8 років тому +74

      That is the perfect analogy.

    • @auDipquid
      @auDipquid 8 років тому +44

      I never thought of making that comparison but you're right. :D

    • @annabibby5029
      @annabibby5029 7 років тому +160

      Idea for a quiz: 'Who said it: Michael Scott or George W Bush?'

  • @calumbrunton7782
    @calumbrunton7782 9 років тому +1799

    'Our enemies never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country, and neither do we' ROFL

    • @Ed-sg4iy
      @Ed-sg4iy 9 років тому +197

      +Samantha Bennet he wasn't wrong.

    • @justforfun919
      @justforfun919 9 років тому +11

      +Calum Brunton i lol'ed hard

    • @Xplorer228
      @Xplorer228 7 років тому +74

      It's true though. :)

    • @aaronpaul1595
      @aaronpaul1595 7 років тому +20

      Calum Brunton bush did do 1911

    • @Dingdong2730
      @Dingdong2730 6 років тому +26

      A clear Freudian slip

  • @futuredoc2020
    @futuredoc2020 8 років тому +2215

    Humans and fish can coexist peacefully lol. Fish lives matter.

    • @Mister_Soyuz_on_YT
      @Mister_Soyuz_on_YT 8 років тому +11

      futuredoc2020 LoL I died twice and came back for more: When he said that and when I read this xD

    • @blinggo4982
      @blinggo4982 8 років тому +7

      futuredoc2020 fish life's matter!hell yeah...

    • @mraccident
      @mraccident 7 років тому +12

      I'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard for so long as after hearing this part.

    • @DiscoveryNewsNow
      @DiscoveryNewsNow 7 років тому +5

      FLM!!!

    • @ivangartenhaus4276
      @ivangartenhaus4276 6 років тому +6

      Technically it is true. If humans limit their level of fishing to a certain level that they allow for the fish to reproduce then "humans and fish can coexist" as species on this planet for many many millennia to come. Maybe liberals are not as smart as they think they are.

  • @darfoz8807
    @darfoz8807 Рік тому +1202

    "The machine making place" had me dying for some reason

    • @McIntosh1581
      @McIntosh1581 3 місяці тому +66

      Not a factory. Not a plant. The machine-making place. 😂

    • @steves626
      @steves626 2 місяці тому +6

      Me too. Laughed the most at that one

    • @johnb2422
      @johnb2422 Місяць тому +1

      He's like Forrest Gump...

    • @pyrorock8143
      @pyrorock8143 21 день тому

      “Well, shut me down. Machines making machines? How perverse.”
      -C-3PO

  • @AllusernamesgoneFUCK
    @AllusernamesgoneFUCK 9 років тому +2066

    It doesn't matter if he was an illiterate president. All that matters is that you're working to put food on your family

    • @dravendfr
      @dravendfr 9 років тому +19

      You win my vote XD funny comment.

    • @dg_3
      @dg_3 9 років тому +7

      Lol

    • @stiggyh
      @stiggyh 9 років тому +5

      +magicman93 put that food on me -

    • @barnabywylde2224
      @barnabywylde2224 9 років тому +44

      +magicman93 Putting food on your family is pretty easy. My dad used to just throw it on us.

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 4 роки тому

      What if food was put IN your family? Maybe that's what he meant to say.

  • @jayo3074
    @jayo3074 8 років тому +672

    'the United States and America will have a close relationship' 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Moco925
      @Moco925 3 роки тому +31

      Well technically there are multiple americas so 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive 3 місяці тому

      Wut​@@Moco925

    • @Moco925
      @Moco925 3 місяці тому +4

      @@TomorrowWeLive North, central and south

    • @m.A.A.dGanja420
      @m.A.A.dGanja420 2 місяці тому

      @@Moco925Technically only two. Mexico is part of North America it just gets referred to sometimes as “Central America.”

    • @diegosanchez-su6wv
      @diegosanchez-su6wv 28 днів тому +2

      ​@m.A.A.dGanja420 wrongfully, central America exists and is taught in Latin American countries as the connection of the north and south America, from Guatemala to Panama central America is considered to be

  • @lolomgmetobavi
    @lolomgmetobavi 8 років тому +1432

    "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." totally killed me lol

    • @Michael-xm4ux
      @Michael-xm4ux 4 роки тому +28

      Right now the god damn fish terrorize us

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 3 роки тому

      @@Michael-xm4ux We should kill them all.

    • @Zman44444
      @Zman44444 Рік тому +7

      It's literally like South Park dude. I am glad the internets exists cuz this is saved. Forever.

    • @meisteremm
      @meisteremm Рік тому +5

      He's not wrong, though.

    • @lindadechiazza2924
      @lindadechiazza2924 Рік тому +1

      Iceland vs. Europe over fishing territory?

  • @dhikadhika3373
    @dhikadhika3373 3 роки тому +614

    "too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their LoVe with women all across this country" LOL! I'm dying.

    • @UPPERKEES
      @UPPERKEES Рік тому +15

      What does that even mean?

    • @JML6988
      @JML6988 Рік тому +17

      His best one!

    • @Michael-ue9us
      @Michael-ue9us Рік тому +70

      @@UPPERKEES I'm assuming he was going for something along the lines of the OBGYNs can't practice the profession they love across the county (a slight word fumble makes it sound weird and creepy, but that's why it was clipped of course)

    • @michaelb5398
      @michaelb5398 Рік тому +14

      😂 😂 😂 That quote is legendary

    • @Minarreal
      @Minarreal 3 місяці тому +8

      The quote is indeed legendary but Bush would get torched to death for it these days.

  • @LoonyLooners
    @LoonyLooners 14 років тому +1116

    "Teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test"
    That is an all-time classic quote

    • @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
      @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat Рік тому +67

      I like to imagine that's the sole reason why George Bush thinks people are taught to read, so we can pass literacy tests.

    • @AV57
      @AV57 Рік тому +3

      It almost sounds like he said “illiteracy test”

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Рік тому +8

      I mean hes not wrong lmao

    • @michaelb5398
      @michaelb5398 Рік тому +1

      Almost peotic lol

  • @ROSCO608
    @ROSCO608 8 років тому +1125

    The north Koreans abducted a child right in the oval office! lmao

  • @dennischiu272
    @dennischiu272 9 років тому +1094

    1:04 "A great and growing nation... of more than 300 people."
    Simply beautiful.

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 9 років тому +120

      Dennis Chiu I mean, technically he wasn't wrong...

    • @dennischiu272
      @dennischiu272 9 років тому +4

      ***** No, he wasn't. :)

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 9 років тому +36

      Well, there are more than 300 people there.

    • @dennischiu272
      @dennischiu272 9 років тому +7

      ***** I know; I was agreeing with you.

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 9 років тому +10

      Dennis Chiu Yeah, sorry about that. It turns out I'm just a complete idiot.

  • @gianlucatartaro1335
    @gianlucatartaro1335 Рік тому +558

    “He or her will be able to pass a literacy test” Dude I’m on the floor crying 😂

    • @NonePlayableCharacter
      @NonePlayableCharacter Рік тому +8

      i dont get that one

    • @NilsMueller
      @NilsMueller Рік тому

      Neither do i

    • @gad8476
      @gad8476 Рік тому +69

      @@NonePlayableCharacterIt should be “he or she” not “he or her”, and it’s made doubly ironic by the fact that he’s literally talking about literacy in that sentence

    • @NonePlayableCharacter
      @NonePlayableCharacter Рік тому

      @@gad8476 sounds like an easy mistake compared to the other ones

    • @gad8476
      @gad8476 Рік тому +1

      @@NonePlayableCharacter Maybe, but a Bushism is a Bushism

  • @DYKWINNING
    @DYKWINNING 5 років тому +1409

    "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful *smiling* so are we. They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country and people. *Smiling* Neither do we"
    -Glad he told the truth at least once

    • @missvida6251
      @missvida6251 3 роки тому +19

      Lmfaoo

    • @procrastination2204
      @procrastination2204 2 роки тому +161

      Twice now lmao, today he said "The result is an absence of checks and balances in Russia, and the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq…I mean, of Ukraine."

    • @jacobgoodstone7572
      @jacobgoodstone7572 Рік тому +15

      He was speaking the truth this is America 🇺🇸

    • @jacobgoodstone7572
      @jacobgoodstone7572 Рік тому +7

      @@procrastination2204he even looks like Putin in some shots

    • @chriswatson3464
      @chriswatson3464 Рік тому +3

      He can't think, though!

  • @serialoverflow
    @serialoverflow 11 років тому +467

    i completely lost it at "Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
    i'm tearing up, this is pure comedy

    • @leafgreensniper13
      @leafgreensniper13 Рік тому +24

      That got sampled in a J Cole song

    • @wgt7537
      @wgt7537 Рік тому +4

      ​​​@@leafgreensniper13 yup, No Role Modelz is the name of the song if anyone is interested. Banger of a song. 👌

    • @tdm-wo7om
      @tdm-wo7om Рік тому +3

      And its him stuck losing his place quoting The Who "Wont get fooled again." If you know the song and how big of a song that has always been since its really it makes it that much more brilliant.

    • @leafgreensniper13
      @leafgreensniper13 Рік тому +2

      @@wgt7537 I was a bit surprised when I connected the dots. I thought it was from like a southern preacher or the like, not our 43rd president lol

    • @njstuckey
      @njstuckey Рік тому +21

      He may have said that one on purpose because he realized at the last second he didn't want to have a soundbite of him saying "shame on me" for mudslinging ads to chop up and use in campaigns.
      But could just be Bush doing Bushisms lmao

  • @kilkill84
    @kilkill84 8 років тому +1240

    That shoe dodge though

    • @WiseDude50
      @WiseDude50 7 років тому +114

      He honed his shoe dodging skills greatly.

    • @TheAurians
      @TheAurians 7 років тому +36

      He's a pro Genji man.

    • @bobblue6157
      @bobblue6157 7 років тому

      ryujin no ken wo kurae!

    • @Alar1115
      @Alar1115 7 років тому +7

      Jonny Wadster Matrix shit by bush jr

    • @tertiary7
      @tertiary7 7 років тому +6

      quick like ninja

  • @Old-ded-memes
    @Old-ded-memes Місяць тому +27

    Imagine it’s 2005 and you’re overhearing this in your parents living room while looking for the perfect song to put on your MySpace page.

  • @jeezez666
    @jeezez666 8 років тому +356

    "The people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements they've achieved! "
    Truly a wordsmith.

  • @rickypresley1593
    @rickypresley1593 8 років тому +388

    "I remember meeting the mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the oval office." lol.

    • @j-r-m7775
      @j-r-m7775 8 років тому +17

      That wasn't that bad. It's obvious that he was referring to meeting the mother when he said he said here in the Oval Office.

    • @rickypresley1593
      @rickypresley1593 8 років тому +56

      Yeah, I know what he meant. But theoretically that dangling modifier placed the abduction in the Oval Office. I'm not being critical of him. I think he's funny.

    • @j-r-m7775
      @j-r-m7775 8 років тому +2

      +Rickypresley yeah he should have said I remember meeting in the Oval Office the mother of a child abducted in North Korea,. something like that.

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 6 років тому +5

      It is not wrong it is just not the best way to say it

    • @_icnivad6383
      @_icnivad6383 6 років тому +2

      I remember meeting the mother of a child, who was abducted by the north koreans, right here in the oval office. Correct punctuation

  • @MrVidmaster18
    @MrVidmaster18 10 років тому +548

    He's better as a comedian than a politician.

    • @jamesarnette1394
      @jamesarnette1394 Рік тому +15

      Yeah, but comedians are funny on purpose!

    • @obinator9065
      @obinator9065 Рік тому +30

      Y'know, we can laugh at the guy, but 99.99% of the comedians aren't as good at causing the death of over a million people.

  • @isaacroth5204
    @isaacroth5204 Рік тому +148

    By today's standards for politicians this is churchillian

    • @Aircalibur
      @Aircalibur 2 місяці тому +3

      Churchill himself deliberately dumbed down his language to appeal to as many people as possible, so he isn't a great example of eloquence - at least not when addressing the masses.

  • @MuppetCore
    @MuppetCore 8 років тому +677

    In fairness, "Where wings take dream" is pretty inspiring.

    • @rickypresley1593
      @rickypresley1593 8 років тому +93

      I feel my wings taking dream right now. lol.

    • @Nilguiri
      @Nilguiri 7 років тому +12

      I'm sure it inspired plenty of people to take English classes in the hope that they wouldn't sound as much of a fuckwit his him.

  • @javerygmailcom1212
    @javerygmailcom1212 8 років тому +736

    "Awesome speech".....
    I'm on the floor.

    • @daevid21
      @daevid21 6 років тому +26

      The most American American

    • @Ivan24524
      @Ivan24524 Рік тому +4

      ​@@daevid21to ever America

  • @tomorbataar5922
    @tomorbataar5922 8 років тому +763

    Elect me once, shame on me. Elect me twice, shame on you.

    • @janicknorman9396
      @janicknorman9396 8 років тому +2

      +Fargo Finch LOL

    • @mickeymcgee2657
      @mickeymcgee2657 8 років тому +86

      Elect me once, shame on yy... ... you. Elect me twice, shame on yy.... errr... ya can't elect me again!

    • @brad7566
      @brad7566 7 років тому +16

      Fargo Finch "Elect me twice, well can't elect me again"

    • @PaulyM856
      @PaulyM856 6 років тому

      Fargo Finch Yep. Your profile pic checks out. Carry on. XD

    • @generalsmedleybutler340
      @generalsmedleybutler340 6 років тому +1

      Nope. In his case, elect me once, shame on you, elect me twice, shame on you. lol

  • @mikeyounes2756
    @mikeyounes2756 Рік тому +263

    "it was not always a given that the united states and america would have a close relationship" 😂😂

    • @musical_lolu4811
      @musical_lolu4811 Рік тому +1

      Sweet home Ala-merica

    • @Ro-nu7vv
      @Ro-nu7vv 2 місяці тому +9

      Geographically speaking he is correct

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 2 місяці тому +1

      1861

    • @hoomanm6807
      @hoomanm6807 Місяць тому +1

      Well, there was the civil war, you know.

  • @SuperSharpboy
    @SuperSharpboy 7 років тому +484

    "The prime minister of India uuuuhhhhhhhh... No." 😂😂

    • @Immafraid
      @Immafraid Рік тому +3

      Vote No

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh Рік тому +2

      @@sidharthkumar5636no, that's not no, no is someone else

  • @adamsandlermovie9355
    @adamsandlermovie9355 8 років тому +735

    At this point bush seems like a simple good old country boy

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 6 років тому +31

      Yeah, given that he's actually a super WASPy New England boy!

    • @bonzodog67lizardking15
      @bonzodog67lizardking15 5 років тому +9

      @@yannick245 + No, he's an afterbirth that lived.

    • @hindsy3472
      @hindsy3472 5 років тому +6

      Far from it

    • @seandunn2062
      @seandunn2062 4 роки тому +16

      yannick245 He was raised in midland texas and houston. he also worked on oil rigs after college. he mat have been born in a hospital in NE and went to school there, but he’s a texan

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 Рік тому +8

      @@seandunn2062 Worked on oil rigs! That has to be some kind of crafted story to bolster his popularity with working stiffs. Frat boy president, that's GB Junior.

  • @ABCDEF-ix1qf
    @ABCDEF-ix1qf 8 років тому +244

    Thank your holiness, awesome Speech

    • @daryl9905
      @daryl9905 Місяць тому

      Siiick speech 😂

  • @Ybw200owns
    @Ybw200owns 8 років тому +295

    there's not enough time between each ism for me to recover.

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 3 роки тому +5

      Same. I also didn’t stop laughing for several minutes after the video after the video ended.

  • @mattbaker5554
    @mattbaker5554 8 років тому +222

    i hear there's rumors on the internets.

    • @mercronniel3122
      @mercronniel3122 8 років тому +15

      Too bad; I've filters on the internets.

    • @matthewthomas2546
      @matthewthomas2546 5 років тому +10

      You can find them on the Google.

    • @0Beyonder0
      @0Beyonder0 4 роки тому +3

      Find them on the google 👿

    • @patricktsai2303
      @patricktsai2303 3 роки тому +4

      Ever heard of the google? I use it to pull up maps

  • @partybiscuit
    @partybiscuit 8 років тому +297

    The first clip was just pure irony.

  • @br2266
    @br2266 3 місяці тому +29

    “Thank you your holiness awesome speech”

  • @Nicoleiia
    @Nicoleiia 8 років тому +150

    "....it means there's jobs at the machine making place." lmao!!!!

  • @Isaiah41.13
    @Isaiah41.13 8 років тому +141

    .... so are we. (Smiles) They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people.... and neither do we. (smiles) LOL I died laughing!! Too funny!

  • @cazzhmir
    @cazzhmir 8 років тому +639

    I mean at least he tried lmao

    • @auDipquid
      @auDipquid 8 років тому +75

      I don't see how anyone could say he's a bad guy. He's just dumb.

    • @investigatepizzagate7850
      @investigatepizzagate7850 7 років тому +4

      Bush did 9/11
      Grampy Bush made the Nazis.

    • @TheNinetySecond
      @TheNinetySecond 7 років тому +36

      Well, being dumb is no excuse for launching two terrible wars, fucking up the Middle-East for the forseeable future, and being an all-round terrible president nationally and internationally.
      Sure, he's much too stupid to have done it intentionally, but he still *did* it, didn't he?

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 7 років тому +17

      +Clemens Stubble He can seek comfort in the fact that he won't be as bad as Trump is going to be.

    • @alnobleman2884
      @alnobleman2884 4 роки тому +2

      Bush was (extremely) dumb and naive, definitely no mastermind. Cheney was the real evil one. He played Bush like a fiddle during those 8 years

  • @howarddavis6467
    @howarddavis6467 3 роки тому +36

    "People in Louisiana must know that all across our country, there's a lot of prayer - prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down and I'm one of them."

  • @notfunny8804
    @notfunny8804 7 років тому +76

    Yes, as a Bulgarian I am very proud of the great achievements that have been achieved.

  • @flippers8154
    @flippers8154 Рік тому +26

    Michael Scott in the Oval Office

  • @colegeorge2451
    @colegeorge2451 8 років тому +862

    Terrible President. Great person. Love the man!

    • @ALecksalex1
      @ALecksalex1 8 років тому +27

      He wasn't that bad

    • @colegeorge2451
      @colegeorge2451 8 років тому +71

      +ALecksalex1 you're living in a different world than I am then....

    • @coleslaw3365
      @coleslaw3365 8 років тому +128

      One of the worst presidents but he seem to have a great personality I'll give him that..

    • @ALecksalex1
      @ALecksalex1 8 років тому +30

      Cole George I mean he's not as good as Obama but alot better than say Trump

    • @cmrodican
      @cmrodican 8 років тому +32

      Cole George I wouldn't rate him a terrible president. He wasn't the greatest president but I think he did a good job in foreign policy considering the hand we were dealt at that time. His massive deficits were a problem, and from what I hear "No child left behind" was not great, and his public speaking skills left a lot to be desired but he projects strength and capability. He had a great sense of humor, and took all the criticism in stride. He also did not leverage his position for more money and power after leaving office, the way the Clintons did, and he didn't go on TV every other week and comment on the next administration like you know Obama will. The man has class and treated I the office with the dignity it deserves. I don't think he gets enough credit for this.

  • @Grania52
    @Grania52 Рік тому +53

    1:24 -- Why did he always look like he was smuggling a tennis ball in each armpit?

    • @anthonybrown1417
      @anthonybrown1417 2 місяці тому

      He's a war mongering evil man thats why.. that's how someone after a war stands

  • @sinisterniik
    @sinisterniik 14 років тому +90

    This is the best Bushisms compilation I've seen.
    For anyone born after 2008, this is exactly what you saw on the evening news virtually every week for eight straight years while he ran the country's economy down the drain and got us involved in two thus far unresolved wars in the middle of the desert.
    And we voted for him. Twice.

    • @calebcorrea7556
      @calebcorrea7556 Рік тому +16

      Most people didn't vote for him the first time.

    • @dewok2706
      @dewok2706 Рік тому

      @@calebcorrea7556 Conspiracy theories now?

    • @stefan4159
      @stefan4159 Рік тому +11

      @@dewok2706 It's not a conspiracy theory. I like Bush, but he definitely lost the popular vote in 2000 (but won it in 2004).

    • @KoruGo
      @KoruGo Рік тому +5

      ​​@@stefan4159Not to mention the simple fact that more people *didn't vote*, than vote for either of the two candidates.

    • @alexandersanchez9138
      @alexandersanchez9138 Рік тому +2

      The fact that this comment was written around ~2011 means that Bush would’ve been out of office for no more than ~3 years at the time of writing.

  • @basslvck
    @basslvck 7 років тому +124

    The US has more then 300 people ....Sure do ...LMAO!

  • @user-gp8tp1di4h
    @user-gp8tp1di4h 8 років тому +36

    " I have filter on internets"

  • @kujo5998
    @kujo5998 2 роки тому +26

    Its incredibly impressive the accuracy of the dude who threw his shoes. You know how long he must have practiced to huck 2 absolute LASERS back to back like that? Both friggin locked-in tomahawk missile headshots!

    • @Dr170
      @Dr170 Рік тому +11

      And it would have been a massacre if not for Bush's catlike agility

  • @irllcd13
    @irllcd13 8 років тому +80

    Is our children learning?

    • @auDipquid
      @auDipquid 8 років тому +6

      Apparently not.

    • @Moco925
      @Moco925 7 років тому +1

      irllcd13. if you teach the children to read he or her can pass a literacy test. President without proper English love it

  • @TheGco2110
    @TheGco2110 7 років тому +56

    That moment at 1:47 is just like in class when you get called to answer a question and you haven't been paying attention

  • @angelica3744
    @angelica3744 8 років тому +107

    2:32 that was a pretty good reaction time though

    • @adrianb2232
      @adrianb2232 8 років тому

      Angelica Guerrero you got yourself a subscriber

    • @memoranda1
      @memoranda1 8 років тому

      make that 2

    • @SunnyFLBoy
      @SunnyFLBoy 8 років тому +19

      he used to work as a target at the army.

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 7 років тому +15

      Bush looked like he kinda enjoyed that, he's all "Finally, the boring talking part is over, time for some dodge-shoe!"

    • @NomnomJawsnomnom
      @NomnomJawsnomnom 5 років тому +1

      He should have caught one and screamed "You're out! Them's the rules!"

  • @NathanRW
    @NathanRW Рік тому +32

    Sometimes I forget about the warcrimes when I hear bushisms, he sounds so simple and innocent

    • @מאירבק
      @מאירבק 3 місяці тому +4

      Just blame cheney and keep loving Bush... works for me whenever i see clips like this... you should hear him talk about his painting hobby now, the man is adorable

  • @wasupman777
    @wasupman777 8 років тому +157

    that is one president you can hate at 1st but love him after xD xD xD xD xD

    • @talkingmovies6732
      @talkingmovies6732 8 років тому +42

      Bush is a cool dude. Obviously was never fit to be President. But he seems kind, respectful, and someone I would hang out with.

    • @alnobleman2884
      @alnobleman2884 4 роки тому

      Absolutely

  • @Cwmbran1984
    @Cwmbran1984 8 років тому +32

    "The main thing we have to ask is: Is our children learning?"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @samuelclemens1691
    @samuelclemens1691 8 років тому +166

    Don't worry the people of America.
    The rest of the world always found him hilarious.

    • @blinggo4982
      @blinggo4982 8 років тому

      Paul H yeah now America has hilarious-Hillary...wat a pity!

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 7 років тому +9

      Not the Middle East.

    • @sberc1
      @sberc1 6 років тому +11

      except for iraq

    • @oliver9089
      @oliver9089 Рік тому +4

      A million civilians and their families in Iraq disagree

  • @Human_Evolution-
    @Human_Evolution- Рік тому +18

    Who would have thought that we'd have someone outdo Bushism compilations with each speech?

  • @SebastianThais
    @SebastianThais 8 років тому +17

    Human beings and fish can coexist peacefully. One love

  • @TheRealMake-Make
    @TheRealMake-Make 9 років тому +183

    Bush is someone I would be friends with...certainly not presidential material. He's more like the guy you could watch fart videos with and laugh for hours.

    • @djdz8322
      @djdz8322 9 років тому +12

      you can watch fart videos for hours?

    • @evilubuntu9001
      @evilubuntu9001 9 років тому +6

      DjDz I could watch George W Bush videos for hours. And if they ever repeal that stupid amendment about the two term limit, I'd vote him into a third, fourth, tenth term.

    • @TheRealMake-Make
      @TheRealMake-Make 9 років тому +12

      UBUNTU UBUNTU He was always good for entertainment. I think he'd do quite well as a political analyst for Fox News. I'd actually watch that crap if they had an hour show starring G-Dub.

    • @evilubuntu9001
      @evilubuntu9001 9 років тому +16

      Make-Make Fox News? Maybe. The Tonight Show...can you imagine? They wouldn't even need writers. He just goes on there and does his thing. And he'd still be funnier than Fallon.

    • @sandrobindelli5607
      @sandrobindelli5607 9 років тому

      Make-Make
      ...while drinking a couple of bottles of whiskey so you can get at least a shot.

  • @1Aneesa.Zahra1
    @1Aneesa.Zahra1 5 років тому +57

    "Fool me once....shame on.......... Shame on you".
    Everything you need to know in life 😂

    • @seansmodernlife9823
      @seansmodernlife9823 Місяць тому +2

      "Fool me twice, well, we won't get fooled again YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

  • @HeWhoMustNotBeNamedYouKnowWho
    @HeWhoMustNotBeNamedYouKnowWho Рік тому +88

    2:32 😂
    As a Syrian Muslim Bush is hands down the funniest president I have ever laid eyes on
    The look on his face when he saw the shoes being thrown at him. 😂
    The pure look of innocence joy focus and concentration of dodging while grinning is priceless
    It always puts me in a good mood when I see that clip on how ready he was to dodge without even getting mad

  • @PedroBentoIT
    @PedroBentoIT 8 років тому +57

    i imagine him searching for WMDs in google maps xD

  • @phathead1533
    @phathead1533 8 років тому +37

    BUSH FOR WALMART GREETER 2016 !

  • @kenadams3017
    @kenadams3017 3 роки тому +51

    "Prayer for those who's lives have been turned upside down; and I'm one of em"
    Yeah, it was upside down that this man was elected President, and we needed prayer across our country to get through it.

    • @tp230
      @tp230 2 роки тому +4

      who’s -> whose

  • @caylieolson
    @caylieolson Місяць тому +7

    “WHERE WINGS TAKE DREAM” i am LOSING my mind at this

  • @maria458
    @maria458 8 років тому +21

    "There's jobs at the machine making place"!! Lmao. I love how he makes things up as he goes along! 🇺🇸❤️

  • @mattbaker5554
    @mattbaker5554 8 років тому +26

    "I know that human being and fish can coexist peacefully."-W.

  • @nick56677
    @nick56677 7 років тому +26

    "We got issue in Amurrica. Too many good Doc's are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNS aren't able to practice their...Their love with women all across this country" LMFAO!!! I die every time !!

    • @dalenewton9697
      @dalenewton9697 Рік тому +6

      It's like he paused to think of the worst possible word. Trade? nah. Jobs? nah. Training? nah. Love! That's the one.

  • @jakeweston13
    @jakeweston13 3 місяці тому +61

    15 years ago he was seen as an idiot, now he’d be fairly tame in this political landscape.

    • @dynamo1796
      @dynamo1796 2 місяці тому +1

      He was a somewhat harmless idiot

    • @bilbobaggins9451
      @bilbobaggins9451 Місяць тому +7

      Nah. He was still a monster.

    • @jr2904
      @jr2904 26 днів тому +1

      Only because people have short memories

    • @asherhayes2429
      @asherhayes2429 26 днів тому +3

      @@bilbobaggins9451he wasn’t a monster he was just incompetent and naive. As a result he picked people as his advisors who were actual monsters, like Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney.

    • @bilbobaggins9451
      @bilbobaggins9451 26 днів тому +6

      @@asherhayes2429 I don't buy the whole, "He was just some silly little guy who happened to be surrounded by vipers." He wanted to invade the middle east and declare it as a holy war.

  • @Ligerpride
    @Ligerpride 8 років тому +48

    Great personality, terrible impact on the globe.

    • @TheLegoMaster261
      @TheLegoMaster261 4 роки тому

      He had not impact on the globe, he only had impact on our own nation. America is not responsible for what goes on in other countries.

    • @Ligerpride
      @Ligerpride 4 роки тому +6

      @@TheLegoMaster261 are you taking the piss?

    • @petalchild
      @petalchild 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheLegoMaster261 Have you ever heard of war?

  • @Mike_Davidson
    @Mike_Davidson 8 років тому +133

    *Human beings and fish can coexist peacefully? Since when? Tell that shit to a fisherman. It's a never ending war longer than Afghanistan! LMAO*

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 8 років тому +3

      +AL Ian It took a while to thaw, so it's going to take a while to un-thaw!

    • @Mike_Davidson
      @Mike_Davidson 8 років тому +4

      +AL Ian *The 2 guys, with the 1,000 yard Vietnam stares, behind Bush know humans and fish will never be at peace with one another! It's a 1,000 year fish massacre! LOL* ua-cam.com/video/Be6tunbRcs8/v-deo.htmlm55s

    • @Dr170
      @Dr170 Рік тому

      As one-sided as the belligerence is, you have it coming to ya.

    • @Mike_Davidson
      @Mike_Davidson Рік тому

      @@Dr170 As long as men have fishing poles there will be no peace between fish and men. 😂😂😂

  • @romans52345-cy3tq
    @romans52345-cy3tq Рік тому +13

    Dubya is not a pessimist he's an optometrist

  • @ernestina6968
    @ernestina6968 8 років тому +51

    Hardest try not to laugh challenge ever made

  • @MrWhataboss23
    @MrWhataboss23 8 років тому +46

    And this guy was our President???

    • @awesomeguy9573
      @awesomeguy9573 6 років тому +5

      MrWhataboss23 for 2 full terms

    • @notsure6187
      @notsure6187 5 років тому +3

      to be fair, the "internets" was still new then.

    • @SKY_FATH3R
      @SKY_FATH3R 4 роки тому +2

      Hannah Dyson TRUMP 2020!!!! GOD BLESS PRESIDENT TRUMP

    • @alnobleman2884
      @alnobleman2884 4 роки тому +3

      @@SKY_FATH3R GOD BLESS PRESIDENT BIDEN!!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @brekedekdang39
      @brekedekdang39 Місяць тому +1

      Rather have him than Trump anytime!

  • @TRtherocknroller
    @TRtherocknroller 6 років тому +19

    ”They never stop coming up with new ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we”. The best freudian slip ever :D

  • @McCrapweasel
    @McCrapweasel Рік тому +9

    I didn't watch this, as I lived through it. But I hope "It's hard to put food on your family" is in there. All-time classic foot in mouth.

  • @SchwanzdesWolf
    @SchwanzdesWolf 10 років тому +67

    You know a country is in some deep shit when they vote in someone like this... Twice as well!

    • @tedcwik8978
      @tedcwik8978 10 років тому +6

      nope 4 times if your counting Obama's bullshit

    • @SchwanzdesWolf
      @SchwanzdesWolf 10 років тому +29

      Al Fonz From a non-biased Australian point of view, Obama's reforms are fantastic! They are actually bringing the USA into the 21st century (in line with countries like Aus, NZ and the UK)

    • @SchwanzdesWolf
      @SchwanzdesWolf 10 років тому +6

      thoriume Well yeah, Capitalism is a stupid idea in it's current form....

    • @tedcwik8978
      @tedcwik8978 10 років тому +2

      Your telling me that it's fantastic Sparky the Geowolf that our president swore an oath to up hold the U.S. constitution then spends his time trying to undermine and destroy it's principles such as the second amendment.

    • @jakebird9703
      @jakebird9703 10 років тому +10

      Al Fonz Yeah Obama doesn't want the best for the American people! A right to affordable healthcare. Pff silly idea, What's more important is your right to AUTOMATIC WEAPONS!! Obama's priorities are all out of whack.

  • @MuffinStab
    @MuffinStab 9 років тому +89

    George w bush has mad potential in comedy, but he got into a wrong career.

    • @bfmw13
      @bfmw13 9 років тому +28

      Him getting reelected was the greatest joke of the century

    • @jeep1229
      @jeep1229 9 років тому +2

      He IS a joke.

    • @Jughead29500
      @Jughead29500 9 років тому

      Rice It was only four years into the century, so it wasn't much of an achievement.

    • @mrsuns10
      @mrsuns10 9 років тому

      +Rice that was Obama's second term

    • @igunashiodesu
      @igunashiodesu 9 років тому

      Second that comment sire

  • @jagerbombs2006
    @jagerbombs2006 8 років тому +13

    "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people.
    And neither do we."
    Glorious.

  • @dinglecherry
    @dinglecherry Рік тому +22

    He gets shoe thrown at him and smiles like “bring it on bitch, keep ‘‘em coming I’m ready” 😂😂😂

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 11 місяців тому

      He's such a bitch who gets things thrown at him back in his person-life, already!

  • @jessestevens9626
    @jessestevens9626 8 років тому +15

    he is Michael Scott from the Office

  • @AmericanIdolz2011
    @AmericanIdolz2011 8 років тому +41

    So happy I watched this today. I needed to laugh.

  • @SugarrPlum0
    @SugarrPlum0 9 років тому +10

    "OPEC Summit" fool just couldn't get his mind off oil.

  • @coleciervo5454
    @coleciervo5454 10 днів тому +2

    Thank you for this time capsule, youtube algorithm

  • @smoggies88
    @smoggies88 7 років тому +24

    one of the best stand up comedians ever!!!

  • @ixlnxs
    @ixlnxs 8 років тому +220

    Soon we'll be missing this guy, can you believe it?
    EDIT: I wrote this during Obama's last months, after DJT got elected. I predicted that DJT would be even worse than GWB and I think I was right. Not keen on JB either, Obama was best.

    • @SunnyFLBoy
      @SunnyFLBoy 8 років тому +2

      why soon?

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 8 років тому

      H. Anderrer After Jan 20...

    • @SunnyFLBoy
      @SunnyFLBoy 8 років тому +1

      is he gonna die?

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 8 років тому +1

      H. Anderrer No, Obama is going to leave.

    • @JohnSmith-yd2cu
      @JohnSmith-yd2cu 8 років тому +19

      I've been missing him since Obama took over.

  • @BoomhauerWorldwide
    @BoomhauerWorldwide 8 років тому +17

    omg where has this video been since 2009? funniest video I've seen in awhile..

  • @august_astrom
    @august_astrom 11 днів тому +1

    I love how he said, "I have filters on internets" with such poise and solemnity 🤣

  • @justinsmith275
    @justinsmith275 8 років тому +30

    "thank you your holiness, awesome speech" hahaha love it

  • @narednikmajka2403
    @narednikmajka2403 9 років тому +76

    WTF this is pure gold. I wonder, what if US people voted him into office just to have a good laugh.

    • @notthisprickagain8499
      @notthisprickagain8499 8 років тому +4

      twice haha

    • @SRYoungIV
      @SRYoungIV 8 років тому +2

      +notthis prickagain No, just the second time. The first time, his brother and his daddy's friends gave it to him...

    • @boggy7665
      @boggy7665 8 років тому

      +S.R. The second time, the officials in Ohio tilted the game for him, with a little assist from friends who made the electronic voting machines.

    • @notthisprickagain8499
      @notthisprickagain8499 8 років тому

      S.R. that's just as bad...they re-elected him

    • @SRYoungIV
      @SRYoungIV 8 років тому +6

      Oh I'm sorry, what part of 4 trillion dollars and 4000 soldiers' lives lost in Iraq makes the Bush presidency better than a Gore presidency?

  • @Qwertmeupbiatch
    @Qwertmeupbiatch 11 років тому +78

    This guy graduated from Yale and Harvard, and became the world's most important figure for several years?!

    • @paareth
      @paareth 10 років тому +6

      If you believe he was ever the most important figure in anything you missed the point of rise in power.

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 6 років тому +5

      That was only because his daddy bailed him out of everything!

    • @GTA5Player1
      @GTA5Player1 Рік тому +1

      Ah, book... cover...

    • @rollingknuckleball
      @rollingknuckleball Рік тому +10

      Only graduated from Yale and Harvard because of daddy money and status. He's got the intelligence of a rock.

    • @kazbah1217
      @kazbah1217 Рік тому

      Anyone here actually believe he wrote his own college papers ? 🤣

  • @lobsters12111
    @lobsters12111 Місяць тому +2

    All these years later and we still dont coexist peacefully with fish

  • @RichEddie84
    @RichEddie84 Рік тому +3

    There's a little bit of Bush in all of us.

  • @Kodiak97x
    @Kodiak97x Місяць тому +6

    It’s like hearing Ricky from Trailer Park Boys make an analogy 😂