Henry VIII - Horrible Histories

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  • @georgiavictorian9300
    @georgiavictorian9300 10 років тому +104

    I don't know why I find "Why has God forsaken me with only lady-babies," and "I specifically asked for a boy," so amusing but i laugh at it every time

  • @Kiirrrstteeen
    @Kiirrrstteeen 13 років тому +81

    "Oh no, that's put the King of France in my top eight...and he's an idiot." Love it :D

  • @LadyOfBroadway333
    @LadyOfBroadway333 10 років тому +120

    "This is all my wife's fault, I'm going to divorce her--- no, worse, I'm going to drop her from my top 8 on yebo, and THEN I'm going to divorce her!"

    • @9652danny
      @9652danny 9 років тому +11

      LadyOfBroadway333 to be honest that's today's society in a nutshell

    • @star.interlude
      @star.interlude 4 роки тому +3

      @@9652danny lol

  • @MeMightyLeper
    @MeMightyLeper 13 років тому +32

    I love this show, but this clip made me laugh twice as much as any other. All the little touches, and Henry himself, just awesome.

  • @jazzzyy13
    @jazzzyy13 13 років тому +32

    "Oh, he's sent me a virus. Very clever." xD

  • @CLWeir
    @CLWeir 13 років тому +52

    "Henry, is it true? you deleted your wife from your top eight on YEBO!!!???" *mouth drops open and gasps*

    • @MAFLORENCIA
      @MAFLORENCIA 4 роки тому

      _IN HIS OWN HOUSE?_
      *DAMNNNN!*

  • @hmmm-xj8pi
    @hmmm-xj8pi 11 років тому +39

    OMG somehow I can imagine Henry online dating... xD

  • @cecasander
    @cecasander 10 років тому +103

    This video is unhistorical and dishonest! 16th century Spanish dungeons were notoriously known for their horrible WiFi, which is where the 'Black Legend' comes from.

    • @EllaDeanPendragon
      @EllaDeanPendragon 10 років тому +2

      ***** I think they were being sarcastic dear.....

    • @EllaDeanPendragon
      @EllaDeanPendragon 10 років тому

      Would if I could!

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 9 років тому +2

      ***** No, no, is a widely known fact that computers were invented by the greeks around 300 ish BCE. They used them to calculate time and position of the planets.
      P.S. Its not a joke, look up Antikythera mechanism.

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 9 років тому +1

      ***** by computer code I assume you mean machine code. Computers can be mechanical, electronic, steam powered.
      Regardless of what they use for fuel and how they operate, computers compute, and all of them would need a language to program them. In that regard, greeks still made the 1st computer and machine code: Antikyhera mechanism needed a trained "programmer" to operate it.
      I know you need to affirm you superiority, but modern humans are in no way, shape or form superior to the ancients.

    • @_argh.1
      @_argh.1 Рік тому

      @@Zamolxes77I actually can’t tell if you were being sarcastic or not 😭

  • @susanmarshall2372
    @susanmarshall2372 11 років тому +7

    OMG WATCHED THIS AT SCHOOL AS WELL MY TEACHER EVEN LAUGHED LOL! LADY BABYS

  • @EditorOfSL
    @EditorOfSL 13 років тому +31

    "Girls are too silly to rule countries?" I think Lizzie 1st did a pretty good job!

    • @lcfcsince2016
      @lcfcsince2016 2 роки тому +3

      Liz no.2 as well! 💖

    • @thesuperloregod4815
      @thesuperloregod4815 Рік тому +2

      Cough Cough Victoria Cough Cough

    • @dbzgal04
      @dbzgal04 9 місяців тому +1

      As did Hatshepsut, Catherine the Great, Nzinga of Ndongo and Matamba, Queen Seondeok, Boudica, Jadwiga of Poland, just to name some.

  • @captainhooksnephew
    @captainhooksnephew 13 років тому +13

    I'm an Episcopal youth minister and want to teach my youth about the beginnings of the Church of England. This'll do perfectly!

  • @tech_king4654
    @tech_king4654 9 років тому +23

    "Why has God forsaken me with only lady babies." LOL

  • @rexana
    @rexana 13 років тому +33

    "Lords seeking Ladies
    Ladies seeking Lords
    Peasants seeking Anyone"
    "Bearded monarch promises good times.
    Offer subject to male heirs."

  • @itweeb4765
    @itweeb4765 21 годину тому +1

    I miss the top 8 from Myspace. It's good for people in your life to know exactly where they stand.

  • @emilyworrall123
    @emilyworrall123 13 років тому +15

    i love how the queen has her own account

  • @nutchanok4
    @nutchanok4 13 років тому +8

    'It's so fifteen-twenty nine now...' LOL!!

  • @Rikku2511
    @Rikku2511 11 років тому +18

    He'll be waiting quite a while for an answer from Anne Boleyn, seeing as he closed the window before sending his message.. :D

    • @inkheart151
      @inkheart151 2 місяці тому

      I was just thinking that! XD

  • @princessterezia
    @princessterezia 13 років тому +11

    Henry, listen to me, I'm the pope!! Love that line!

  • @blindbookworm8019
    @blindbookworm8019 4 роки тому +34

    It’s funny when they are supposed to show a picture of Anne. They instead show a pic of Henry VIII’s grandmother. Haha.

    • @rachell452
      @rachell452 4 роки тому

      Really? Which grandmother? Margaret Beaufort or Elizabeth woodville?

    • @blindbookworm8019
      @blindbookworm8019 4 роки тому +4

      Regina Phalange It looked like Elizabeth Woodville haha.

    • @rajmilahbaguan260
      @rajmilahbaguan260 2 роки тому

      The portrait could possibly be bessie blount or mary boleyn

  • @OWLBINMAN
    @OWLBINMAN 13 років тому +5

    excellent WI-fi coverage!!

  • @BlueSwampyCraft
    @BlueSwampyCraft 11 років тому +4

    This is so funny I just can't get bored of it!

  • @TheEliseylou
    @TheEliseylou 13 років тому +7

    LOL i love the fact he calls them lady babies!!!! :)

  • @goldenscribe4993
    @goldenscribe4993 10 років тому +58

    Please be a boy, please be a boy
    oh no
    why has god given me only lady babies XDDDDDD
    That is so 1529
    You can do it all online now XDDDDDDD

  • @AshleyRKuan
    @AshleyRKuan 10 років тому +19

    What the heck ? My home 🏠 does not have Wi Fi and yet the prison has Wi Fi ...

  • @franpringle522
    @franpringle522 4 роки тому +4

    3:05-3:07 "Oh what does this idiot wants ?!"

  • @ItsLikeMagiic
    @ItsLikeMagiic 13 років тому +6

    xD "Think I left my thyPod at Hampt...."
    "Funny jousting accidents" and
    Catherine sent him spam mail

    • @davidjockin6654
      @davidjockin6654 2 роки тому

      I'm thinking that some of the funny jousting accidents may involve Henry

  • @josephmarrison4606
    @josephmarrison4606 3 місяці тому +1

    “Girls are too silly to rule countries”
    He predicted the 80s and 2010/20s. Hopefully we get a good female PM one day.

  • @floridarocks567
    @floridarocks567 13 років тому +3

    That is *yawns* sooo 1529! You can do it all online now!
    LOL I love horrible histories!!!!! :D

  • @deangirl2286
    @deangirl2286 4 роки тому +9

    God can you imagine this guys profile on tinder

    • @raien6092
      @raien6092 4 роки тому +2

      "NEED WIFE AND MALE HEIR ASAP"

  • @musicgal365
    @musicgal365 13 років тому +3

    The whole Idea is just genious!

  • @Punydoctor
    @Punydoctor 13 років тому +5

    ''Henry! HENRAAAY!'' haha xD

  • @oddfuture5990
    @oddfuture5990 10 років тому +9

    His password is wives...

    • @Jamestopboy
      @Jamestopboy 10 років тому +4

      Or, "Henry". That is five letters too!

    • @oddfuture5990
      @oddfuture5990 10 років тому

      Jamestopboy oh yes :)

  • @joyunicycle
    @joyunicycle Рік тому +4

    *Years later*
    *Henry:* Ugh, Anne has given me no male heirs again. Hmm, where's that Seymour girl I saw earlier. Ah yes. (message pops up) What's this? (clicks) "Henry, what are you doing?" Oh be quiet, Anne. Let's see, Jane Seymour: Devout Catholic who is quiet, respectful, and likely will bear sons. I like the - (phone rings) Oh great. Hello?
    *Anne:* Henry, what are you doing with Seymour?!
    *Henry:* Nothing, nothing at all
    *Anne:* I've got a tracking device on you, stop lying to me! I'm your wife!
    *Henry:* Oh sorry, I got a call coming in that says "Block Anne". Bye. (hangs up) Oh brother, they were right, it's better to be single.

  • @pegasus979
    @pegasus979 7 місяців тому +1

    the santa claus hat and suit.. good effort of costume.

  • @frankiealexproducts
    @frankiealexproducts 10 років тому +2

    very funny i have watched it about 10 times! GREAT

  • @danthalios
    @danthalios 11 років тому +7

    Even if I prefer the books to the TV series, this sketch made me laugh. A lot.

  • @SimsMusicals
    @SimsMusicals 12 років тому +4

    1. Lords seeking ladies
    2. Ladies seeking lords
    3. Peasants seeking anyone

  • @kerriefuller1696
    @kerriefuller1696 3 роки тому +1

    This really reminds me of The Lost Tapes of History podcast...love it!

  • @misssupercookie2011
    @misssupercookie2011 13 років тому +5

    HENRY!!!I'M THE POPE!

  • @LEMONSareGREAT97
    @LEMONSareGREAT97 12 років тому +2

    luv henrys little grumps and groans!!!!! so funny

  • @siobhanwalsh7050
    @siobhanwalsh7050 Рік тому

    ‘I’m looking on Tudor brides as we speak’…🤣🤣🤣

  • @felicitydavis7707
    @felicitydavis7707 13 років тому +4

    Love how all his wives are on there :P

  • @hnoel79
    @hnoel79 13 років тому +4

    This makes me laugh every time!

  • @bethanyhiatt1866
    @bethanyhiatt1866 12 років тому +4

    "Oh, he sent me a virus.

  • @soccergirl97979
    @soccergirl97979 13 років тому

    i love these!

  • @clashofcool9194
    @clashofcool9194 9 років тому +3

    00:38 I agree with u there, Henry

  • @LEMONSareGREAT97
    @LEMONSareGREAT97 12 років тому +2

    'yawn' that is so 1529!

  • @poghsu76
    @poghsu76 12 років тому +5

    Lords seeking ladies
    Ladies seek Lords
    Peasants seeking anyone
    this made me laugh

  • @esternohemymm
    @esternohemymm 12 років тому +3

    WELL THATS JUST RUDE OF THE REAL HENRY THE 8TH TO SAY HE SAY GIRLS R RUBBISH AT BEING ON THE THRONE WELL LOOK AT BLOODY MARY
    {SHE WAS MAD THOUGH} AND LOOK AT ELIZABETH 1 AND 2 AND VICTORIA SO IN UR FACE HENRY!!

  • @khorkienjoo5292
    @khorkienjoo5292 4 роки тому +2

    POX ALERT: This video may be infected with the plague! Lol

  • @penguintwin8276
    @penguintwin8276 2 роки тому +1

    How Did Francis I found a virus to distract Henry VIII’s Computer

  • @krazzybarbie8833
    @krazzybarbie8833 12 років тому +1

  • @littleangel7900
    @littleangel7900 13 років тому +3

    she bore me the wrong kind of baby i specifically asked for a boy. LOL

  • @deborahkogan8742
    @deborahkogan8742 4 роки тому

    So good! Thank you!

  • @whereurears
    @whereurears 12 років тому +3

    I love the look on the Popes face 8O

  • @aletheachong8999
    @aletheachong8999 11 років тому +2

    Omg i love this xD

  • @TheLolicake
    @TheLolicake 13 років тому +1

    LOL Queen Catherine sending chain mails xD lol !!!

  • @carucath97
    @carucath97 Рік тому

    I love how the Hangman is on his top 8 on Yebo

  • @blondemario
    @blondemario 13 років тому +1

    Lords Seeking Ladies; Ladies seeking Lords; Peasants Seeking Anyone...
    ROTFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • @ThePanicAtTheDisco1
    @ThePanicAtTheDisco1 12 років тому +2

    Saw this at school xD

  • @scorpianofthesun
    @scorpianofthesun 11 років тому +1

    Lady babies...I died.

  • @LEMONSareGREAT97
    @LEMONSareGREAT97 12 років тому

    luvd it !

  • @misssupercookie2011
    @misssupercookie2011 13 років тому +4

    I'll drop her from my top 8 friends on Yebo XD

  • @ejbostic
    @ejbostic 12 років тому +2

    Why had someone else already chosen the name "Church of Henry VIII?"

  • @TheLizKirkland
    @TheLizKirkland 11 місяців тому

    (Many years later)
    Henry: Now that Jane is dead, at least I have an heir to the throne! Going to check again at Tudor Brides... Let's see, Anne of Cleves: rich German noblewoman and a good stepmother. I'll leave a message to her!

  • @StepsKat
    @StepsKat 13 років тому +2

    @trandomphatguy Don't think Church of England is considered Protestant. Martin Luther started the Reformation around 1516/17 which is where Protestantism comes from - literally ' in protest' against the corruption of the Catholic Church. His followers became known as Lutherans after he started his own church in the 1520s. Meanwhile, the writings he'd had printed in 1517 had spread throughout Europe. Then Calvin set up his rather strict regime in Switzerland, which led to the Presbyterianism etc.

  • @samigirl22
    @samigirl22 13 років тому +3

    i think i died laughing so my ghost is typing this!

  • @skhan6955
    @skhan6955 12 років тому +1

    3:08 king of france indeed!! hahaha

  • @LEMONSareGREAT97
    @LEMONSareGREAT97 12 років тому

    i luv ben so much!!! have u seen him in the raf song???!

  • @YesIamEccentric
    @YesIamEccentric 13 років тому +1

    It has excellent wifi connection XD

  • @TheHillTV
    @TheHillTV 13 років тому +2

    "Listen to me!"
    Me: No

  • @ajlkittycat
    @ajlkittycat 12 років тому +1

    And the plague LOOOOOOL

  • @davidjockin6654
    @davidjockin6654 6 місяців тому

    If I would ever start my own church I would probably choose either a mythical beast or a local mad woman as the figure head

  • @PurpleDustFlower
    @PurpleDustFlower 12 років тому +1

    lol he makes 'Lady Babies' ;-)

  • @boxesandboxes671
    @boxesandboxes671 11 місяців тому

    she brought me the wrong baby is hirlarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @LadyOfBroadway333
    @LadyOfBroadway333 10 років тому +6

    Lady babies XD

  • @AshleyRKuan
    @AshleyRKuan 10 років тому

    And this was like years before Wi Fi was invented

  • @laurentgerxhalija8771
    @laurentgerxhalija8771 12 років тому +1

    0:00-0:01 hey hey sound

  • @francescoratti6075
    @francescoratti6075 10 років тому

    i love it

  • @oliverpony
    @oliverpony 2 роки тому

    It's funny that the Pope's profile picture he has a beard but when he is on video chat he's shaved

  • @sharplydressed
    @sharplydressed 4 роки тому +1

    he should've played like windows solitaire or something

  • @SoKawaii2
    @SoKawaii2 13 років тому +2

    omg his voice xD!

  • @johnmartin4119
    @johnmartin4119 2 роки тому

    Catherine of Aragon then posts break up music video “No Way” for all to see

  • @CoolLassy
    @CoolLassy 12 років тому +1

    'Thypod' XD

  • @SealDude
    @SealDude 11 років тому

    Mary was mad. She was phsycological unstable because of her upbringing.
    But then, alot of rulers were phsycologically unstable in one way or another....so i guess we can say that they were all mad!

  • @59AJ59
    @59AJ59 12 років тому

    It showed Mary Boleyn, Anne's sister. Henry did in fact have a son with Mary and was going to marry her if she did, but Anne persuaded Henry to disown his son and Mary on the guarantee she would have a son. Of course he did that and Anne had a girl (obvs) Then when she miscarried and it was rumored she was having it off with her brother, Henry had Annes brother killed and Anne but to death. However on execution day Mary pleaded with Henry to not kill Anne, but just divorce her.

  • @MrPepiandi
    @MrPepiandi 11 років тому +3

    Lol internet in 1500's

  • @ZarkYouTube
    @ZarkYouTube 13 років тому +1

    i just bought my thypod v2!

  • @UghDeanWinchester
    @UghDeanWinchester 13 років тому

    random incredible incas

  • @SimsMusicals
    @SimsMusicals 12 років тому +1

    Crap, gargoyling "start thine own church" doesn't work :

  • @StepsKat
    @StepsKat 13 років тому

    @trandomphatguy And for the pope question: Charles V, king of Spain and the Netherlands at that time, decided he wanted to revive the medieval universal states - essentially meaning his enemies were every other European country, but especially France, the German princes, the Turks and the Pope. He sacked Rome around about 1528 and imprisoned the pope... Everything's online really...

  • @faraheliza6315
    @faraheliza6315 11 років тому

    lol at his other friends in his top eight

  • @Charlie4532
    @Charlie4532 12 років тому

    I think you've been reading into The Other Boleyn Girl a bit too much

  • @aintstaynaliveHH
    @aintstaynaliveHH 11 років тому

    At that time, Henry didn't have babies, he only had 1 daughter, Mary, Elizabeth I was born to Anne Boleyn

  • @FandPrulethesky
    @FandPrulethesky 13 років тому

    Ben you are indeed a handsome devil

  • @no-oneX
    @no-oneX 12 років тому

    Anyone notice that "The Hangman" is on one of Henry VIII's top ten?

  • @aussieome
    @aussieome 12 років тому

    but, he clicked Ladies Seeking Lords as his category...

  • @Sonicadvaned09
    @Sonicadvaned09 14 років тому

    I like how the guy palying the pope said Yebo

  • @Zolega89
    @Zolega89 3 роки тому

    *A queen on the English throne would be disastrous*
    That's the reason why your daughter was successful and you weren't :P

  • @glamourchick21
    @glamourchick21 12 років тому

    Henry couldn't look at either Mary or Elizabeth for examples of women rulers. They were his daughters, and did not rule until after his death. It is deliciously ironic, though.