I do believe James Gregory IS the funniest man in America. And, holey moley, it's 99.849 per cent good honest clean material. You make that stuff funny, and you ARE a comic genius.
Each homeless person has a story if you are willing to listen. I was successful in assisting one. I met her family in another city later. They were grateful! Do not paint each person with the same brush.
Cases like yours are extremely rare. The vast and overwhelming majority of homeless are drug/alcohol addicts, and quite often are mentally ill. I’ve worked in the inner city, have seen and met hundreds of them. I’ve only ever seen someone just down on their luck once. And even then, drugs were involved.
They don't want work. They want Tobe lazy get welfare and panhandle the real homeless are veterans and elderly disabled who c ant pay for a home anyore. The government v heck they get doesn't pay pets, insurance, utilities, taxes so they lose their home and on Street. If you watch them they walk down the block and get into a new expensive car and drive away.
There's homeless people, and there's hustlers. All of us have great compassion on the true homeless people, but I don't extend that same compassion to people who pretend to be homeless to hustle me out of money that I worked for. Just do a search for "homeless people exposed". There are plenty of videos and stories. If you do a search, your eyes will be opened. Here where I live, there's a busy highway with tons of businesses on both sides, and the one spot where the hustlers go. People who work in those businesses tell the stories about what they see. One man sits in a wheelchair at that spot. I always used to wonder how he managed to safely wheel himself to that spot because the road is so heavily trafficked. I found out from people who worked in front of it, that he pushes the wheelchair to the cement median, then sits in the chair begging for money until he leaves. Then he leaves pushing his wheelchair, goes behind a bldg. where his "newer" car is parked, and drives off.
I offered a "Homeless man a can of Spam onetime.... His exact words were," What the hell am I supposed to do with this?? " I said, Well give it back, I like it. He grudgingly took it and said, " Well, I guess I can take it to 7-11 and heat it up. Honest truth. He wanted Gallo!
Fyi...they don't have a can opener or refrigerator. You need a frying to cook it or a bowl and son mircle whip and bread. Etc. So I can see why it said that. You want him to eat it. Out of can raw and no spoon. Silly people. To offer a homeless person a onion. Really ? I know this is comical but it really is not.. A couple of pieces of hard candy and a smile, have a nice day can really warm the heart of a homeless person. Even just a smile of acknowledging that person exists makes every homeless person happy!
@@rebajeanforever3700 I agree that offering a can of span was rather stupidly arrogant. You CAN eat spam from the can because it's precooked I think? But still. I dunno. Pretty lame thing to offer.
@@rebajeanforever3700 You must have a hard time understanding comedy. It is not supposed to be politically correct, but in this day and time, everyone is offended!
Rebajean Forever Spam used to be a staple during the war b/c it has so much salt that it acts as a preservative. You don’t need a refrigerator to keep it in.
Really? To those of you felt the need to be offended. This was posted 7 years ago not to mention the bit was recorded much earlier than that. Its comedy people. Lighten up. As others stated there are scammers out there and thats pretty much who he described. Lighten the f***up people. I have helped many truly needful people and had food thrown back at me. I can still see the humor.
I gave a homeless woman a $20 once and she cussed me and said I was Using her to try to make myself feel better. I laughed so hard I nearly ruined my pants.
That same thing happened to me once, till I snatched the money back then all of a sudden they were so apologetic. The scammers ruin it for the people who really need and appreciate the help, nowadays you can hardly tell.
One example that gives the rest a bad name was the young woman at Sandy & Burnside here in Portland. She was pregnant every week day (that's when I would see her) about a year and a half non-stop.
I didn't. Why Censor? Afraid to hurt someones virgin ears? :( Just like George Carlin said many moons ago about that Reverend who didn't like what he heard on the radio and made a big stink about it to the FCC ... "You know there is a knob to change the station?" People DON'T have to watch it or listen to it. Damn good video tho. James Gregory is amazing! :D
My kids and I bought a meal for a person on the corner in front of my 7 9 and 12 year old he took it said thank you as we were driving off my kids were looking back watching him throw off into the ditch now not all may not be that way but still
Maybe it wasn't food he liked. I've had people give me food I didn't want to eat before. I feel bad about throwing it away, but what am I supposed to do with something like a cold can of soup? And granola bars? Homeless people usually don't have good dental plans. Some stuff just can't be eaten if you don't have good teeth. People think that just because you're homeless you should be willing to eat anything. But I don't panhandle and I do tell people that I have income because I don't know if they're in a good financial situation. The person offering me money might be having problems paying their own bills.
Hell I offered one 10 bucks to wash the windows on my truck, he said f you, so I got on my CB that would reach out about 50 miles and let the other drivers know he was a liar, truck drivers are brutal.
EVERY homeless person I have met is that way by choice. Sure, they like to blame everyone, and everything, that they can, but truth is it is by choice. I helped one of them get a job as the maintenance man at a local McDonald's. The first time someone had diarrhea on the toilet and it was his job to clean it up, he refused and got fired. Same day, saw him back on the street with a damn sign!!! He made more money begging than working and honest job, because foolish people felt sorry for him!!!
I saw a sign that said will work for food but the man a hamburger handed it to him and he didn't want it I know what you're doing not all of them but some
The Dislikes come from city slickers. These are the grandchildren of God fearing dirt farmers who understood the values that come from hard work & living close to Mother Nature. These “Dislikes” have been city slickers for so long they don’t claim any relation to Mother Nature. And their “values” have no relation to common sense. Long live James.
It’s so easy for most of us to poke fun at the homeless. But guess what...none of us would trade places with them and making fun of them is just plain CRUEL and ignorant. But have at it if makes you feel good.
I think maybe what he is getting at is a lot of people who stand on the side of the road holding a sign are not really homeless they have just found and easy way to make living. I have never been homeless but I have helped a lot of people out over the years and you can tell the difference in people that are down on there luck and the ones just working the system.
Yeah but the homeless people give themselves a bad name. I mean if you seriously want a home it’s not like you’d have to do something that the immigrants from all over the world have had to do. You already have a head start on them. You speak the language. And there are many organizations already setup to help you get started. Spending your time setting on a curb with a cardboard sign isn’t really what I’d call a fast track for success
@Mark Lanton There ARE other reasons for being Homeless other than just being Lazy. Drugs, a major problem in this country if you’ve been watching the news. Think Purdue Pharma and others. Mental illness, just about every family has some. Financial disaster, it can happen to anyone. Have a major financial catastrophe and You or I could wind up broke and out on the street.
@Stinger4186 I've heard that also. Allot of so called homeless are nothing but scammers. Actually, not that I think about it, I believe it was a scammer who admitted it. He said he would make hundreds. So damb sickening. We used to get hit by beggars at stations while pumping gas. Man I was getting sick of their shit...
I do believe James Gregory IS the funniest man in America. And, holey moley, it's 99.849 per cent good honest clean material. You make that stuff funny, and you ARE a comic genius.
I love this man he knows funny
The onion he offered was a Vidalia...that changes everything!
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Not only are they delicious, they’re very expensive as onions go.😂
Each homeless person has a story if you are willing to listen. I was successful in assisting one. I met her family in another city later. They were grateful! Do not paint each person with the same brush.
Oh, Jeez. Spare me.
Yank yank 😂(joking, like he was)
Cases like yours are extremely rare. The vast and overwhelming majority of homeless are drug/alcohol addicts, and quite often are mentally ill. I’ve worked in the inner city, have seen and met hundreds of them. I’ve only ever seen someone just down on their luck once. And even then, drugs were involved.
"He gave me the finger." 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
This guy is comedy
The worst cussing I ever received in my 70 years was from a homeless , young man for offering a small job for a grocery store run, He wanted cash!
That's what most of them want a cash so they can go buy alcohol drugs
Yep! I don't care either!
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They don't want work. They want Tobe lazy get welfare and panhandle the real homeless are veterans and elderly disabled who c ant pay for a home anyore. The government v heck they get doesn't pay pets, insurance, utilities, taxes so they lose their home and on Street. If you watch them they walk down the block and get into a new expensive car and drive away.
He makes me laugh😅❤
I would cuss him out too. If he said pot roast or beans and cornbread I would paint his house.
There's homeless people, and there's hustlers. All of us have great compassion on the true homeless people, but I don't extend that same compassion to people who pretend to be homeless to hustle me out of money that I worked for. Just do a search for "homeless people exposed". There are plenty of videos and stories. If you do a search, your eyes will be opened. Here where I live, there's a busy highway with tons of businesses on both sides, and the one spot where the hustlers go. People who work in those businesses tell the stories about what they see. One man sits in a wheelchair at that spot. I always used to wonder how he managed to safely wheel himself to that spot because the road is so heavily trafficked. I found out from people who worked in front of it, that he pushes the wheelchair to the cement median, then sits in the chair begging for money until he leaves. Then he leaves pushing his wheelchair, goes behind a bldg. where his "newer" car is parked, and drives off.
Bonsai.......that's funny!!!
THANKS!!
Underrated
I offered a "Homeless man a can of Spam onetime.... His exact words were," What the hell am I supposed to do with this?? " I said, Well give it back, I like it. He grudgingly took it and said, " Well, I guess I can take it to 7-11 and heat it up. Honest truth. He wanted Gallo!
Fyi...they don't have a can opener or refrigerator. You need a frying to cook it or a bowl and son mircle whip and bread. Etc. So I can see why it said that. You want him to eat it. Out of can raw and no spoon. Silly people. To offer a homeless person a onion. Really ? I know this is comical but it really is not.. A couple of pieces of hard candy and a smile, have a nice day can really warm the heart of a homeless person. Even just a smile of acknowledging that person exists makes every homeless person happy!
@@rebajeanforever3700 I agree that offering a can of span was rather stupidly arrogant. You CAN eat spam from the can because it's precooked I think? But still. I dunno. Pretty lame thing to offer.
@@rebajeanforever3700 You must have a hard time understanding comedy. It is not supposed to be politically correct, but in this day and time, everyone is offended!
@@ericbrown4958
unfortunately true!
Rebajean Forever Spam used to be a staple during the war b/c it has so much salt that it acts as a preservative. You don’t need a refrigerator to keep it in.
I went on a high fiber diet and three days later, I thought I was passing a wicker chair.....
lol good one
How true !!? 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
Really? To those of you felt the need to be offended. This was posted 7 years ago not to mention the bit was recorded much earlier than that. Its comedy people. Lighten up. As others stated there are scammers out there and thats pretty much who he described. Lighten the f***up people.
I have helped many truly needful people and had food thrown back at me. I can still see the humor.
😂 "an onion to paint his house" blind sheep👏
I gave a homeless woman a $20 once and she cussed me and said I was Using her to try to make myself feel better. I laughed so hard I nearly ruined my pants.
That same thing happened to me once, till I snatched the money back then all of a sudden they were so apologetic. The scammers ruin it for the people who really need and appreciate the help, nowadays you can hardly tell.
I had the same thing happen once. Some people are homeless for an obvious reason.
Hell it was a Vidalia!
Those people with those signs belong to a union who supports them. The union provides insurance and bail money.
One example that gives the rest a bad name was the young woman at Sandy & Burnside here in Portland. She was pregnant every week day (that's when I would see her) about a year and a half non-stop.
Liked the sound effect for the word "shit" at 2:47 and one earlier spot.
I didn't. Why Censor? Afraid to hurt someones virgin ears? :( Just like George Carlin said many moons ago about that Reverend who didn't like what he heard on the radio and made a big stink about it to the FCC ... "You know there is a knob to change the station?"
People DON'T have to watch it or listen to it.
Damn good video tho. James Gregory is amazing! :D
My kids and I bought a meal for a person on the corner in front of my 7 9 and 12 year old he took it said thank you as we were driving off my kids were looking back watching him throw off into the ditch now not all may not be that way but still
Maybe it wasn't food he liked. I've had people give me food I didn't want to eat before. I feel bad about throwing it away, but what am I supposed to do with something like a cold can of soup? And granola bars? Homeless people usually don't have good dental plans. Some stuff just can't be eaten if you don't have good teeth. People think that just because you're homeless you should be willing to eat anything. But I don't panhandle and I do tell people that I have income because I don't know if they're in a good financial situation. The person offering me money might be having problems paying their own bills.
My goodness learn how to type with periods and complete sentences.
Hell I offered one 10 bucks to wash the windows on my truck, he said f you, so I got on my CB that would reach out about 50 miles and let the other drivers know he was a liar, truck drivers are brutal.
I think humour has lost its way, x
Yeah offering a Vidalia onion as food you need the bird.
Panhandlers make a pretty good living. My cousin crackhead Carl loves braker ln. @ I-35
Yeah I fell for that hoax last month, fiber, fiber, fiber! Last week I passed a "Wicker Basket!"
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why wasnt this guy with george carlin, robin williams ..? did he prefer small venues?
I have seen comedians do HBO specials who aren't nearly as funny as Mr. Gregory.
EVERY homeless person I have met is that way by choice. Sure, they like to blame everyone, and everything, that they can, but truth is it is by choice. I helped one of them get a job as the maintenance man at a local McDonald's. The first time someone had diarrhea on the toilet and it was his job to clean it up, he refused and got fired. Same day, saw him back on the street with a damn sign!!! He made more money begging than working and honest job, because foolish people felt sorry for him!!!
wonder how many SJW were triggered by this comedy
All of them.
@@billgateskilledmyuncle23 , EXACTLY!
"My first thought would be, a lot"
SJW??
@@thes.a.s.s.1361 Social Justice Warrior(s) .. grouped with the same people that can not drop their underwear and discover what bathroom to use
James Gregory Tribute Video
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I saw a sign that said will work for food but the man a hamburger handed it to him and he didn't want it I know what you're doing not all of them but some
Too much fiber makes for a 💩 day.
These people call themselves "Christians". Not sure what version of the New Testament they're reading.
Y aren't they out there at 6 a.m. when people going to work instead of 4 P.M. when people coming home from work???
That was wrong James. Lots of homeless veterans out there that dont have many choices
What the hell is a "rates ace?"
The top fighter pilot
That's southern speak for "rat's ass"
You ain't from around here are you?
RATS RECTUM for yall proper types !!!
How could it be 140 dislike
The Dislikes come from city slickers. These are the grandchildren of God fearing dirt farmers who understood the values that come from hard work & living close to Mother Nature. These “Dislikes” have been city slickers for so long they don’t claim any relation to Mother Nature. And their “values” have no relation to common sense. Long live James.
They were the homeless and didn't like u giving away their secrets...lol..
Why are you censoring the video? We’ve all heard the word “shit” before….don’t think we’d be offended.
Funniest? In america? Now that's funny.
Good politically incorrect fun.
Corny comic.
It’s so easy for most of us to poke fun at the homeless.
But guess what...none of us would trade places with them and making fun of them is just plain CRUEL and ignorant. But have at it if makes you feel good.
I think maybe what he is getting at is a lot of people who stand on the side of the road holding a sign are not really homeless they have just found and easy way to make living. I have never been homeless but I have helped a lot of people out over the years and you can tell the difference in people that are down on there luck and the ones just working the system.
Lighten the F up!!
The SJW has spoken!
Yeah but the homeless people give themselves a bad name. I mean if you seriously want a home it’s not like you’d have to do something that the immigrants from all over the world have had to do. You already have a head start on them. You speak the language. And there are many organizations already setup to help you get started. Spending your time setting on a curb with a cardboard sign isn’t really what I’d call a fast track for success
@Mark Lanton
There ARE other reasons for being Homeless other than just being Lazy. Drugs, a major problem in this country if you’ve been watching the news. Think Purdue Pharma and others.
Mental illness, just about every family has some.
Financial disaster, it can happen to anyone. Have a major financial catastrophe and You or I could wind up broke and out on the street.
I like this guy but he can be a prick sometimes with these Southern American attitudes to homeless people climate change and people that are different
It’s called humor. You should try it sometime.
@@redghost3170 no worries mate
the homeless man would probably make a better standup comedian
@Stinger4186 it's okay to type shit
you would make a better stand up if you were made of cardboard
@Stinger4186 I've heard that also. Allot of so called homeless are nothing but scammers. Actually, not that I think about it, I believe it was a scammer who admitted it. He said he would make hundreds. So damb sickening. We used to get hit by beggars at stations while pumping gas. Man I was getting sick of their shit...
Alan Rodriguez you offended pussy
You may be right. I have a good chuckle every time I pass them at the intersection.