Be me Selling my father's Hot Dogs out of this crap truck Sun disappears Must be Giant Cop, local hero or something He picks up the truck and slams it against a roof, I go flying out of the truck and thousands of hotdogs He shakes me like a crazy maniac He shouts with anger "Where is the cabbge?!" he points a giant gun at me. I hope he doesn't shoot and kill me instantly with a gaint toy bullet. He doesn't find any cabbage and lets me go. He smashed my Dad's hotdog truck. Livihood destroyed. Can't even leave town because he smashed the tunnel out of town. "You're my hero Giant Cop."
Goddammit, Giant Cop, the chief's gonna have my ass for this! Flinging civilians over the horizon! Improper use of your pop gun! Misappropriating a paddle! You're a loose cannon, Giant Cop! You're outta line!
Are you vegetabled? It's obviously cabbage. Everyone knows that possession of cabbage is a serious offense. I don't know what you're referring to with this pot thing. Is it a slang term for cabbage?
its funny until you realize were locking up millions of people for just smoking some weed. we need to just end the war on drugs, prohibition doesn't work.
Pretty sure vore specifically refers to the desire or fantasy with being eaten, usually eaten whole. It's like a perversion of the Little Red Riding Hood story.
“The innocent don’t wear masks!” So either the chief is an anti-masker (which would make sense for the character), or she wants PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
This is weird... I can't COP with this perspective... But when it comes to videos Dan is in a GLASS of his own! Road logistics must be a nightmare - no dual CABBAGE-ways allowed!
He got bored apparently. Couldn't find things in Dan's videos to make puns about so he stopped. Plus people kept bombing him with insults about his puns. Might have also been a factor.
Sometimes I have to rewatch these videos a second or third times because I try to watch them when I'm half-conscious in bed, and so I remember about 3 minutes of the video then (SCENE MISSING) then get shock awoken by THE NERD CUBED THE NERD CUBED THE NERD WHO THE NERD CUBED.
Some of the VR games would be fun to do a single episode "Completes". Probably wouldn't happen, but I'd like to see him complete the story of this one.
We need to see Emma Blackery playing this. Then we'd be able to see the city from the micro people's perspective
Be me
Selling my father's Hot Dogs out of this crap truck
Sun disappears
Must be Giant Cop, local hero or something
He picks up the truck and slams it against a roof, I go flying out of the truck and thousands of hotdogs
He shakes me like a crazy maniac
He shouts with anger "Where is the cabbge?!" he points a giant gun at me. I hope he doesn't shoot and kill me instantly with a gaint toy bullet. He doesn't find any cabbage and lets me go. He smashed my Dad's hotdog truck.
Livihood destroyed. Can't even leave town because he smashed the tunnel out of town.
"You're my hero Giant Cop."
Sam McCarthy fuck
New genre: Other perspective green texts of Dan's endeavors
"carefully toss me in the roof " . "GAAAAAH!"
Lost it here.
"TOSS ME!"
I couldn't contain my laughter after that.
Brigham Bielema I died during that
Goddammit, Giant Cop, the chief's gonna have my ass for this! Flinging civilians over the horizon! Improper use of your pop gun! Misappropriating a paddle! You're a loose cannon, Giant Cop! You're outta line!
Lol I thought that said fingering civilians
Dragonborn Misk only on the nude beach
To get you in line Giant Cop, we're partnering you up with Tiny Cop! You two better get along!
SSofIreland vote conservative and they will make this a reality
says every cop movie ever
"I knew it would be blacks" dan this cop thing is going to your head man...
please tell me there is also a very small, miniscule cop, and they do interrogations together
that would be a dlc so you cam play as either
Chase Collins someone make a sitcom with giant cop and detective baby legs.
They can be brothers: Officer Mack Rowe, and Officer Mike Rowe.
Big Cop Little Cop. The hit kids' TV show where Little Cop's actor is actually taller than Big Cop's actor irl.
With a name like Giant Cop there rely wasn't much else he could have done with his life when you think about it.
he could have been a giant doctor or a giant firefigher
Uhhh.. *adjusts eyeglasses* I'm your nerd, Giant Cop, I heard your, uh.... TV was acting up?
"But... He's my hero. I'm hitting a turning point, do I arrest him or-- OOH, I can hit him with a paddle!"
This aged like fine wine.
especially the racist cop joke 9 mins in
Justice Will Rain From Above
NickTheNinja7227 ha
RAINING JUSTIIIIICE, FROM A LACERATED COP
STRAIGHT EDGE POLICING
it took me 10mins to realise that cabbage is weed
o
... O
At0m_ic congratulations everyone we're all morons! Yay?
Are you vegetabled? It's obviously cabbage. Everyone knows that possession of cabbage is a serious offense. I don't know what you're referring to with this pot thing. Is it a slang term for cabbage?
its funny until you realize were locking up millions of people for just smoking some weed. we need to just end the war on drugs, prohibition doesn't work.
"I feel racist, so this is definitely an accurate police simulator" -Nerd³
aged brilliantly
@@JBG-AjaxzeMedia unbelievably accurate
“I don’t wanna destroy protesters! They’re the backbone of society!”
“The innocent don’t wear masks”
I feel like this game predicted 2020 a bit
Hmm
Honestly this game is just satire of what cops are and have always been
.........
* cries *
"I want you to carefully toss me in the roof"
Define carefully...
Correction: "Keeping the peace, Bertolt style."
Why
yess
ngl I now want a version of Attack on Titan where Eren is Scipio Africanus and Reiner is Bork Lazer
that subtitle is genius
Blow up a police station? That's a paddlin'.
"Do you think this is what John Lennon saw?" proceeds to have acid trip.
You're my hero giant cop!
"Good!"
Woohooooo-
_the man is then killed on impact with the ground and causes a major car accident, killing 4 more people_
Someone needs to make Attack on Titan VR.
Oliver Vibe no Godzilla vr
Titanosaurus Is great ALSO that
Oliver Vibe from Which view the awesome Titan view or the motion sick human view.
What about making it an asymmetrical multiplayer?
Lots of nauseous humans vs a titan.
oh fuck yes!
This is basically Black and White VR...
I approve.
I want B&W3, preferably with VR, and possibly even online Skirmish
You just wait for some tech-savvy pervert to make a vore version of this
Wouldn't that entail all the little people eating you as the giant?
You just made me discover something i never wanted to know existed...
Some people like to be the sex offenders I mean eaters
You discovered it the same way I discovered it, friend. I just wanted to uh, share the love, in a way.
Pretty sure vore specifically refers to the desire or fantasy with being eaten, usually eaten whole. It's like a perversion of the Little Red Riding Hood story.
Giant Cop, there's a settlement that needs your help, I'll mark it on your map.
HEY THATS MY LINE
Preston Garvy You are fake! The name is Preston GarvEy not garvy
@@SCP--sd3wv Everyone knows it's Preston Gravy.
Godzilla Simulator. LETS FUCKING MAKE IT HAPPEN!
“The innocent don’t wear masks!”
So either the chief is an anti-masker (which would make sense for the character), or she wants PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
*Finds weather vane*
"Some kind of Duck-Turbine..!"
Does Dan know about Fallout 4 VR yet? I'm sure he does.
VideoGameSkits He livestreamed e3, so yes.
You mean the thing that was announced last year and that he has talked about since last year?
I know that it was announced, I just wanted to make sure that he knows it's coming out really soon.
"Savage Cabbage"
I've found my new 2017 catch phrase
I am shocked and appauled that at this day and age , cabbage users still plague our cities
Sie sind das Essen, and Dan is der Jaeger.
They are the prey and Dan is the hunter
Bubblewraposaurus Rex *Und*
Cpt. Triggered Mctriggered thank you for the translation.
"Jaeger" means Hunter.
Fred Williams And 'is' should be 'ist'. It was intentional.
When he hit it with the pedal all i could think about is the oneliner "Justice is served"
"You're my hero, Giant Cop!"
Said the criminal.
"arrest the protesters giant cop"
how topical
MY CABBAGES!!!
Duck turbine.
Good job there Dan's brain.
i literally dreamed of games like this when I was a kid and now they're real.
that other cop chews the hell out of the scenery. we should get a buddy cop game with him as your partner.
This is weird... I can't COP with this perspective...
But when it comes to videos Dan is in a GLASS of his own!
Road logistics must be a nightmare - no dual CABBAGE-ways allowed!
Minsc And Boo POLICE stop making puns.
Jake K. Gunnar That was better than all 3 of his. lol
You can't make puns, only Lurking Harris can make puns
Suq Maidic where did they even go? they just kinda stopped at some point... :(
He got bored apparently. Couldn't find things in Dan's videos to make puns about so he stopped. Plus people kept bombing him with insults about his puns. Might have also been a factor.
"Can I eat you?" I WOULD RATHER YOU DIDN'T VORE SOMEBODY, DAN
"My cabbages!"
Sometimes I have to rewatch these videos a second or third times because I try to watch them when I'm half-conscious in bed, and so I remember about 3 minutes of the video then (SCENE MISSING) then get shock awoken by THE NERD CUBED THE NERD CUBED THE NERD WHO THE NERD CUBED.
*Justice rains from above!*
I've always said that being a giant in a city is the BEST use of vr
Tanks for supporting some of our local business, Dan!
2020 in a nutshell
Turn in your giant badge and giant gun, Giant Cop! You're outta control!
I'm watching this in my grandmother's basement during a tornado warning.
Dan as a giant cop is the best idea ever
JUSTICE STANDS FROM ABOVE
Those hipsters were just getting Schwifty
I'm Mr. Bulldogs
Rick Sanchez nope getting riggity riggity rekt
But I don't see them shitting on the floor
They were still wearing pants and panties
heheh
yeah, they do that
looked all over to find a place to use this
worth it
Little known fact about cabbage users is that they're distantly related to felines, going limp when grabbed by their scruff.
'Szyslak, now thats my type of Moe' - What an incredible Simpsons reference xD
..And Justice for All
This was genuinely hilarious, absolutely loved it
I got to meet one of the developers of this today!
huh, how were they?
"The innocent don't wear masks" uhh, yeah, about that...
Some of the VR games would be fun to do a single episode "Completes". Probably wouldn't happen, but I'd like to see him complete the story of this one.
"People are going into the sea, that's my new poli-SEA.
Should I arrest a guy who I'm their hero-
O O H I C A N H I T H I M W I T H A P A D D L E
There's no escape from the long arm of the law
Him: "Point to were it says nude beach..."
Me: *Internal scream* DONT ENCOURAGE HIM
"Sizlak.. Now that's my M.O."
Stealing that thanks.
Please for the love of all that is holy do more "Hotdogs, Horseshoes and hand grenades". Dan you are killing me
if there was some sort of game where you sculpt planets and build civilisations, then you could visit them in VR.
I imagine this is what happened when Rikishi put on his sunglasses.
'Turbine thing' weather-vane?
HE MADE HIS 2.5 MILLION SUBS VIDEO ALMOST A YEAR FROM TODAY, IN 3 DAYS HE WILL STILL BE ON 2.5 MILLION SUBS
"Go on scoot on scoot on"
*exlodes*
This video was too funny
I want this to be a movie now.
It took me 5 years, but I _just_ understood the title.
"Is this attack on Titan now" *screechhhhh*
The new season of Breaking Bad is looking really good. I respect their descision to change from meth to cabbage.
"JUSTICE REIGNS FROM ABOVE!"
"you're my hero giant cop. woohoooo" *bat*
Guys he's now Joan the giant cow (black and white) tossing people!!!
Burning rubble...
Rubble...
Barney Rubble...
THE FLINTSTONES DID IT.
"Savage cabbage", my favorite since "wacky tobacky" or "Devils lettuce"
I like how they keep calling you giant cop. It's a shame you can't call them all tiny cop
An Attack on Titan VR game where you play as the titan would be so awesome.
That escalated quickly.
I want a VR game with a dollhouse that has living dolls.
Holy shit. The black van in this game is just like the van you drive in he previous video in Pako 2
Giant cop's got a giant...
hat!
Imagine games like Cities Skylines, Anno 1404 and Total War in VR... That would probably be pretty cool.
This is HOT FUZZ levels of weird town feeling
Attack on Titan VR as the Titans would be lit
“AHHHHHHH!!!! IT’S 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY!”
This is Ron Swanson's dream game.
Nerd³ you deserve say more subs than you Have, you're funny good at the games
and you're just so underappreciated.
"I feel racist, so this is a very accurate police simulator."
Fuck's sake Dan, that was gold!
I'm having a turning point I'm his hero....OH I CAN HIT HIM WITH A PADDLE
Please someone remake Black and White in VR!!!!!!!
"I knew it would be blacks" - Dan
omg there needs to be a vr game where you play as a titan
Giant cop seems like it would be a tv show on rick and morty
Oh my god i know why they're called "Cabbage Heads". You know that thing about Marijuhana being the "Devils Letuuce". This is a reference.
The developer of this must have some serious PTSD with a cabbages
YAY HE FINALLY PLAYED THIS GAME
Wow that escalated quickly
I want giant cop to be the next BIG hero in the MCU
The weird laser things flying out of the wrist were very weird and disorienting.