Nerd³ Plays... Giant Cop - Justice Above All

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  • @Ciaran3467
    @Ciaran3467 7 років тому +184

    We need to see Emma Blackery playing this. Then we'd be able to see the city from the micro people's perspective

  • @LazyPoet101
    @LazyPoet101 7 років тому +478

    Be me
    Selling my father's Hot Dogs out of this crap truck
    Sun disappears
    Must be Giant Cop, local hero or something
    He picks up the truck and slams it against a roof, I go flying out of the truck and thousands of hotdogs
    He shakes me like a crazy maniac
    He shouts with anger "Where is the cabbge?!" he points a giant gun at me. I hope he doesn't shoot and kill me instantly with a gaint toy bullet. He doesn't find any cabbage and lets me go. He smashed my Dad's hotdog truck.
    Livihood destroyed. Can't even leave town because he smashed the tunnel out of town.
    "You're my hero Giant Cop."

    • @iKentEven
      @iKentEven 7 років тому +17

      Sam McCarthy fuck

    • @chaienesantos3054
      @chaienesantos3054 7 років тому +34

      New genre: Other perspective green texts of Dan's endeavors

  • @lumpwurtroot
    @lumpwurtroot 7 років тому +700

    "carefully toss me in the roof " . "GAAAAAH!"

    • @BenieTheDragon
      @BenieTheDragon 7 років тому +13

      Lost it here.

    • @PHANTOMCOWGIRL
      @PHANTOMCOWGIRL 7 років тому +17

      "TOSS ME!"

    • @lttsr
      @lttsr 7 років тому +14

      I couldn't contain my laughter after that.

    • @Knightery
      @Knightery 7 років тому +1

      Brigham Bielema I died during that

  • @SSofIreland
    @SSofIreland 7 років тому +817

    Goddammit, Giant Cop, the chief's gonna have my ass for this! Flinging civilians over the horizon! Improper use of your pop gun! Misappropriating a paddle! You're a loose cannon, Giant Cop! You're outta line!

    • @TheDarkSide-jl3dj
      @TheDarkSide-jl3dj 7 років тому +45

      Lol I thought that said fingering civilians

    • @ndemers
      @ndemers 7 років тому +2

      Dragonborn Misk only on the nude beach

    • @JasoTheRed48F2
      @JasoTheRed48F2 7 років тому +54

      To get you in line Giant Cop, we're partnering you up with Tiny Cop! You two better get along!

    • @ninjanarwhal4488
      @ninjanarwhal4488 7 років тому +5

      SSofIreland vote conservative and they will make this a reality

    • @ledoge5755
      @ledoge5755 7 років тому +5

      says every cop movie ever

  • @beannicca
    @beannicca 7 років тому +71

    "I knew it would be blacks" dan this cop thing is going to your head man...

  • @problemshed
    @problemshed 7 років тому +92

    please tell me there is also a very small, miniscule cop, and they do interrogations together

    • @Leogarcia-io7bj
      @Leogarcia-io7bj 7 років тому

      that would be a dlc so you cam play as either

    • @theauthor4395
      @theauthor4395 6 років тому +2

      Chase Collins someone make a sitcom with giant cop and detective baby legs.

    • @brianm6337
      @brianm6337 6 років тому +3

      They can be brothers: Officer Mack Rowe, and Officer Mike Rowe.

    • @KirbyMario12345_939
      @KirbyMario12345_939 5 років тому +2

      Big Cop Little Cop. The hit kids' TV show where Little Cop's actor is actually taller than Big Cop's actor irl.

  • @CaptNSquared
    @CaptNSquared 7 років тому +82

    With a name like Giant Cop there rely wasn't much else he could have done with his life when you think about it.

    • @jacksondavis5715
      @jacksondavis5715 6 років тому +2

      he could have been a giant doctor or a giant firefigher

    • @TheGhilamonster
      @TheGhilamonster 6 років тому

      Uhhh.. *adjusts eyeglasses* I'm your nerd, Giant Cop, I heard your, uh.... TV was acting up?

  • @Mameyaro
    @Mameyaro 7 років тому +17

    "But... He's my hero. I'm hitting a turning point, do I arrest him or-- OOH, I can hit him with a paddle!"

  • @erublind
    @erublind 4 роки тому +23

    This aged like fine wine.

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia 3 роки тому +1

      especially the racist cop joke 9 mins in

  • @sovietdies
    @sovietdies 7 років тому +228

    Justice Will Rain From Above

    • @tacotate137
      @tacotate137 7 років тому +5

      NickTheNinja7227 ha

    • @williammiles9486
      @williammiles9486 7 років тому +5

      RAINING JUSTIIIIICE, FROM A LACERATED COP

    • @MouseChild
      @MouseChild 7 років тому +1

      STRAIGHT EDGE POLICING

  • @extravirginoliveoil7967
    @extravirginoliveoil7967 7 років тому +375

    it took me 10mins to realise that cabbage is weed

    • @cityuser
      @cityuser 7 років тому +3

      o

    • @ValentineC137
      @ValentineC137 7 років тому +2

      ... O

    • @struangallie4401
      @struangallie4401 7 років тому +5

      At0m_ic congratulations everyone we're all morons! Yay?

    • @MrFlarespeed
      @MrFlarespeed 7 років тому +41

      Are you vegetabled? It's obviously cabbage. Everyone knows that possession of cabbage is a serious offense. I don't know what you're referring to with this pot thing. Is it a slang term for cabbage?

    • @originalmetalman9430
      @originalmetalman9430 7 років тому +15

      its funny until you realize were locking up millions of people for just smoking some weed. we need to just end the war on drugs, prohibition doesn't work.

  • @departure696
    @departure696 4 роки тому +17

    "I feel racist, so this is definitely an accurate police simulator" -Nerd³

  • @unoriginalname4426
    @unoriginalname4426 4 роки тому +38

    “I don’t wanna destroy protesters! They’re the backbone of society!”
    “The innocent don’t wear masks”
    I feel like this game predicted 2020 a bit

    • @South_Skirata
      @South_Skirata 4 роки тому

      Hmm

    • @DeathbyPixels
      @DeathbyPixels 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly this game is just satire of what cops are and have always been
      .........
      * cries *

  • @derptomistic
    @derptomistic 7 років тому +11

    "I want you to carefully toss me in the roof"
    Define carefully...

  • @TheCompleteMental
    @TheCompleteMental 7 років тому +47

    Correction: "Keeping the peace, Bertolt style."

    • @angelo-ml9hj
      @angelo-ml9hj 7 років тому +2

      Why

    • @jellotiger6211
      @jellotiger6211 7 років тому +1

      yess

    • @bendubz9000
      @bendubz9000 7 років тому +2

      ngl I now want a version of Attack on Titan where Eren is Scipio Africanus and Reiner is Bork Lazer

  • @jamel4940
    @jamel4940 7 років тому +29

    that subtitle is genius

  • @CBoy92
    @CBoy92 7 років тому +16

    Blow up a police station? That's a paddlin'.

  • @harryemmott8597
    @harryemmott8597 7 років тому +3

    "Do you think this is what John Lennon saw?" proceeds to have acid trip.

  • @HATVAULT
    @HATVAULT 4 роки тому +2

    You're my hero giant cop!
    "Good!"
    Woohooooo-
    _the man is then killed on impact with the ground and causes a major car accident, killing 4 more people_

  • @radpenguin2095
    @radpenguin2095 7 років тому +730

    Someone needs to make Attack on Titan VR.

    • @iwasted90daysonthis78
      @iwasted90daysonthis78 7 років тому +28

      Oliver Vibe no Godzilla vr

    • @radpenguin2095
      @radpenguin2095 7 років тому +13

      Titanosaurus Is great ALSO that

    • @aransfilms9949
      @aransfilms9949 7 років тому +24

      Oliver Vibe from Which view the awesome Titan view or the motion sick human view.

    • @Goatmaster-ek8rq
      @Goatmaster-ek8rq 7 років тому +43

      What about making it an asymmetrical multiplayer?
      Lots of nauseous humans vs a titan.

    • @Sinister-Talks
      @Sinister-Talks 7 років тому

      oh fuck yes!

  • @alexeverett308
    @alexeverett308 7 років тому +61

    This is basically Black and White VR...
    I approve.

    • @DisKorruptd
      @DisKorruptd 5 років тому

      I want B&W3, preferably with VR, and possibly even online Skirmish

  • @wheresmyhugat
    @wheresmyhugat 7 років тому +66

    You just wait for some tech-savvy pervert to make a vore version of this

    • @ZechsMerquise73
      @ZechsMerquise73 7 років тому +2

      Wouldn't that entail all the little people eating you as the giant?

    • @FlyingJetpack1
      @FlyingJetpack1 7 років тому +5

      You just made me discover something i never wanted to know existed...

    • @wheresmyhugat
      @wheresmyhugat 7 років тому +2

      Some people like to be the sex offenders I mean eaters

    • @wheresmyhugat
      @wheresmyhugat 7 років тому +8

      You discovered it the same way I discovered it, friend. I just wanted to uh, share the love, in a way.

    • @ZechsMerquise73
      @ZechsMerquise73 7 років тому +5

      Pretty sure vore specifically refers to the desire or fantasy with being eaten, usually eaten whole. It's like a perversion of the Little Red Riding Hood story.

  • @mini_high
    @mini_high 7 років тому +120

    Giant Cop, there's a settlement that needs your help, I'll mark it on your map.

    • @prestongarvy8743
      @prestongarvy8743 7 років тому +12

      HEY THATS MY LINE

    • @SCP--sd3wv
      @SCP--sd3wv 4 роки тому

      Preston Garvy You are fake! The name is Preston GarvEy not garvy

    • @bartholomewdan
      @bartholomewdan Рік тому

      @@SCP--sd3wv Everyone knows it's Preston Gravy.

  • @GirthQuake101
    @GirthQuake101 7 років тому +8

    Godzilla Simulator. LETS FUCKING MAKE IT HAPPEN!

  • @BillAngell
    @BillAngell 4 роки тому +2

    “The innocent don’t wear masks!”
    So either the chief is an anti-masker (which would make sense for the character), or she wants PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!

  • @cmoor8616
    @cmoor8616 4 роки тому +1

    *Finds weather vane*
    "Some kind of Duck-Turbine..!"

  • @primeddesign
    @primeddesign 7 років тому +28

    Does Dan know about Fallout 4 VR yet? I'm sure he does.

    • @autozeL_
      @autozeL_ 7 років тому +1

      VideoGameSkits He livestreamed e3, so yes.

    • @RedRocky54
      @RedRocky54 7 років тому +3

      You mean the thing that was announced last year and that he has talked about since last year?

    • @primeddesign
      @primeddesign 7 років тому

      I know that it was announced, I just wanted to make sure that he knows it's coming out really soon.

  • @fastony9659
    @fastony9659 7 років тому +2

    "Savage Cabbage"
    I've found my new 2017 catch phrase

  • @gubble2793
    @gubble2793 7 років тому +3

    I am shocked and appauled that at this day and age , cabbage users still plague our cities

  • @bubblewraposaurusrex1866
    @bubblewraposaurusrex1866 7 років тому +138

    Sie sind das Essen, and Dan is der Jaeger.

  • @satan7512
    @satan7512 7 років тому

    When he hit it with the pedal all i could think about is the oneliner "Justice is served"

  • @TheUnwrittenArtist
    @TheUnwrittenArtist 6 років тому +1

    "You're my hero, Giant Cop!"
    Said the criminal.

  • @152bowser
    @152bowser 4 роки тому +4

    "arrest the protesters giant cop"
    how topical

  • @caddilacbob
    @caddilacbob 7 років тому +15

    MY CABBAGES!!!

  • @jakecummins2282
    @jakecummins2282 7 років тому +6

    Duck turbine.
    Good job there Dan's brain.

  • @gabehill8062
    @gabehill8062 7 років тому +1

    i literally dreamed of games like this when I was a kid and now they're real.

  • @pfitz9346
    @pfitz9346 7 років тому

    that other cop chews the hell out of the scenery. we should get a buddy cop game with him as your partner.

  • @minscandboo9749
    @minscandboo9749 7 років тому +64

    This is weird... I can't COP with this perspective...
    But when it comes to videos Dan is in a GLASS of his own!
    Road logistics must be a nightmare - no dual CABBAGE-ways allowed!

    • @SourGummiWyrm69
      @SourGummiWyrm69 7 років тому +14

      Minsc And Boo POLICE stop making puns.

    • @TRGTACE
      @TRGTACE 7 років тому +3

      Jake K. Gunnar That was better than all 3 of his. lol

    • @williamclark5566
      @williamclark5566 7 років тому

      You can't make puns, only Lurking Harris can make puns

    • @bishop8958
      @bishop8958 7 років тому +1

      Suq Maidic where did they even go? they just kinda stopped at some point... :(

    • @darthozlord
      @darthozlord 7 років тому +1

      He got bored apparently. Couldn't find things in Dan's videos to make puns about so he stopped. Plus people kept bombing him with insults about his puns. Might have also been a factor.

  • @juneBug412
    @juneBug412 7 років тому +11

    "Can I eat you?" I WOULD RATHER YOU DIDN'T VORE SOMEBODY, DAN

  • @adambabington3271
    @adambabington3271 7 років тому +3

    "My cabbages!"

  • @mrdaxtercrane
    @mrdaxtercrane 7 років тому +1

    Sometimes I have to rewatch these videos a second or third times because I try to watch them when I'm half-conscious in bed, and so I remember about 3 minutes of the video then (SCENE MISSING) then get shock awoken by THE NERD CUBED THE NERD CUBED THE NERD WHO THE NERD CUBED.

  • @PhantomFearYT
    @PhantomFearYT 7 років тому

    *Justice rains from above!*

  • @cool64378
    @cool64378 7 років тому

    I've always said that being a giant in a city is the BEST use of vr

  • @itscrumbelivable
    @itscrumbelivable 7 років тому

    Tanks for supporting some of our local business, Dan!

  • @Productions151
    @Productions151 4 роки тому +3

    2020 in a nutshell

  • @deadpanman1649
    @deadpanman1649 7 років тому

    Turn in your giant badge and giant gun, Giant Cop! You're outta control!

  • @AlinaHollow
    @AlinaHollow 7 років тому

    I'm watching this in my grandmother's basement during a tornado warning.

  • @crippledcrusader1321
    @crippledcrusader1321 7 років тому

    Dan as a giant cop is the best idea ever

  • @basstion4146
    @basstion4146 7 років тому +2

    JUSTICE STANDS FROM ABOVE

  • @aidantobin5161
    @aidantobin5161 7 років тому +220

    Those hipsters were just getting Schwifty

    • @TheDarkSide-jl3dj
      @TheDarkSide-jl3dj 7 років тому +3

      I'm Mr. Bulldogs

    • @azazel1667
      @azazel1667 7 років тому +6

      Rick Sanchez nope getting riggity riggity rekt

    • @aiman4894
      @aiman4894 7 років тому +6

      But I don't see them shitting on the floor

    • @powersofdestruction5694
      @powersofdestruction5694 7 років тому +4

      They were still wearing pants and panties

    • @standeryck7477
      @standeryck7477 7 років тому

      heheh
      yeah, they do that
      looked all over to find a place to use this
      worth it

  • @TheMoolica
    @TheMoolica 7 років тому

    Little known fact about cabbage users is that they're distantly related to felines, going limp when grabbed by their scruff.

  • @Euan3
    @Euan3 7 років тому

    'Szyslak, now thats my type of Moe' - What an incredible Simpsons reference xD

  • @xdjrockstar
    @xdjrockstar 7 років тому +4

    ..And Justice for All

  • @Mistermadman69
    @Mistermadman69 7 років тому +1

    This was genuinely hilarious, absolutely loved it

  • @driver_fan_7649
    @driver_fan_7649 6 років тому +1

    I got to meet one of the developers of this today!

    • @tjiiik
      @tjiiik 4 роки тому

      huh, how were they?

  • @ryangarrett9433
    @ryangarrett9433 3 роки тому +2

    "The innocent don't wear masks" uhh, yeah, about that...

  • @Doc903
    @Doc903 7 років тому

    Some of the VR games would be fun to do a single episode "Completes". Probably wouldn't happen, but I'd like to see him complete the story of this one.

  • @planetfall5056
    @planetfall5056 7 років тому

    "People are going into the sea, that's my new poli-SEA.

  • @stuffandthings8999
    @stuffandthings8999 7 років тому +2

    Should I arrest a guy who I'm their hero-
    O O H I C A N H I T H I M W I T H A P A D D L E

  • @kdread11
    @kdread11 7 років тому

    There's no escape from the long arm of the law

  • @zodiac1207
    @zodiac1207 7 років тому

    Him: "Point to were it says nude beach..."
    Me: *Internal scream* DONT ENCOURAGE HIM

  • @pulsarrhythmpartypatrol5347
    @pulsarrhythmpartypatrol5347 7 років тому +1

    "Sizlak.. Now that's my M.O."
    Stealing that thanks.

  • @davidwhitford4286
    @davidwhitford4286 7 років тому

    Please for the love of all that is holy do more "Hotdogs, Horseshoes and hand grenades". Dan you are killing me

  • @thevoiduwusback1462
    @thevoiduwusback1462 7 років тому

    if there was some sort of game where you sculpt planets and build civilisations, then you could visit them in VR.

  • @Rateus_Johanson
    @Rateus_Johanson 7 років тому

    I imagine this is what happened when Rikishi put on his sunglasses.
    'Turbine thing' weather-vane?

  • @jf_iskindabored
    @jf_iskindabored 7 років тому

    HE MADE HIS 2.5 MILLION SUBS VIDEO ALMOST A YEAR FROM TODAY, IN 3 DAYS HE WILL STILL BE ON 2.5 MILLION SUBS

  • @zuper5842
    @zuper5842 7 років тому

    "Go on scoot on scoot on"
    *exlodes*
    This video was too funny

  • @zachanikwano
    @zachanikwano 7 років тому

    I want this to be a movie now.

  • @unoriginalname4426
    @unoriginalname4426 2 роки тому

    It took me 5 years, but I _just_ understood the title.

  • @lucycubed84
    @lucycubed84 7 років тому

    "Is this attack on Titan now" *screechhhhh*

  • @brit4825
    @brit4825 7 років тому

    The new season of Breaking Bad is looking really good. I respect their descision to change from meth to cabbage.

  • @mikeyregan3615
    @mikeyregan3615 7 років тому

    "JUSTICE REIGNS FROM ABOVE!"

  • @justindeclair346
    @justindeclair346 7 років тому

    "you're my hero giant cop. woohoooo" *bat*

  • @gothicanimegirl44
    @gothicanimegirl44 7 років тому

    Guys he's now Joan the giant cow (black and white) tossing people!!!

  • @gameguru7495
    @gameguru7495 7 років тому

    Burning rubble...
    Rubble...
    Barney Rubble...
    THE FLINTSTONES DID IT.

  • @sethappleton7628
    @sethappleton7628 7 років тому

    "Savage cabbage", my favorite since "wacky tobacky" or "Devils lettuce"

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 7 років тому

    I like how they keep calling you giant cop. It's a shame you can't call them all tiny cop

  • @Halochief0218
    @Halochief0218 7 років тому

    An Attack on Titan VR game where you play as the titan would be so awesome.

  •  7 років тому

    That escalated quickly.

  • @TheUncannyDani
    @TheUncannyDani 7 років тому

    I want a VR game with a dollhouse that has living dolls.

  • @jacobjohnson6384
    @jacobjohnson6384 7 років тому

    Holy shit. The black van in this game is just like the van you drive in he previous video in Pako 2

  • @Lousidity
    @Lousidity 7 років тому

    Giant cop's got a giant...
    hat!

  • @SpankeyMcCheeks
    @SpankeyMcCheeks 7 років тому

    Imagine games like Cities Skylines, Anno 1404 and Total War in VR... That would probably be pretty cool.

  • @icebergo8571
    @icebergo8571 7 років тому

    This is HOT FUZZ levels of weird town feeling

  • @bobdylanlovr69
    @bobdylanlovr69 7 років тому

    Attack on Titan VR as the Titans would be lit

  • @bruh-di4ku
    @bruh-di4ku 7 років тому

    “AHHHHHHH!!!! IT’S 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY!”

  • @roxaplasm
    @roxaplasm 7 років тому

    This is Ron Swanson's dream game.

  • @harken.youtube
    @harken.youtube 7 років тому

    Nerd³ you deserve say more subs than you Have, you're funny good at the games
    and you're just so underappreciated.

  • @JudgeBane
    @JudgeBane 7 років тому

    "I feel racist, so this is a very accurate police simulator."
    Fuck's sake Dan, that was gold!

  • @ceartrap2076
    @ceartrap2076 7 років тому

    I'm having a turning point I'm his hero....OH I CAN HIT HIM WITH A PADDLE

  • @twistedmezelf
    @twistedmezelf 7 років тому +7

    Please someone remake Black and White in VR!!!!!!!

  • @lawfulpotato
    @lawfulpotato 7 років тому +1

    "I knew it would be blacks" - Dan

  • @tylerwilson9932
    @tylerwilson9932 7 років тому

    omg there needs to be a vr game where you play as a titan

  • @MrPieroe
    @MrPieroe 7 років тому

    Giant cop seems like it would be a tv show on rick and morty

  • @Jo-de3st
    @Jo-de3st 7 років тому

    Oh my god i know why they're called "Cabbage Heads". You know that thing about Marijuhana being the "Devils Letuuce". This is a reference.

  • @aero9412
    @aero9412 7 років тому

    The developer of this must have some serious PTSD with a cabbages

  • @superspeedbagel9288
    @superspeedbagel9288 7 років тому

    YAY HE FINALLY PLAYED THIS GAME

  • @f1matt
    @f1matt 7 років тому

    Wow that escalated quickly

  • @detectivecotton6824
    @detectivecotton6824 7 років тому

    I want giant cop to be the next BIG hero in the MCU

  • @Alluvian567
    @Alluvian567 7 років тому

    The weird laser things flying out of the wrist were very weird and disorienting.