Johnny vs. Fortnite

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @SomecallmeJohnny
    @SomecallmeJohnny  6 років тому +2053

    Merry Christmas.

  • @BalenaProductions
    @BalenaProductions 6 років тому +1545

    I had to double take at my sub feed

    • @playlister6477
      @playlister6477 6 років тому +6

      Balenaproductions lol damn right

    • @gommodore6441
      @gommodore6441 6 років тому +1

      Same

    • @megadaddy2001
      @megadaddy2001 6 років тому +7

      HOOBA DOOBA?!

    • @bluenderd
      @bluenderd 6 років тому +5

      @@megadaddy2001 HOOBA FUCKING DOOBA

    • @gommodore6441
      @gommodore6441 6 років тому +2

      @@bluenderd don't you think Belena Productions is starting to get annoyed by that since he sees that wherever he goes?

  • @calebporter8733
    @calebporter8733 6 років тому +1431

    In order to stop Johnny from doing this again, he'll need your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year.

    • @cjnewman7550
      @cjnewman7550 6 років тому +6

      Rip Pete

    • @sparkthedog6291
      @sparkthedog6291 6 років тому +28

      So he can secure that EPIC VICTORY ROYALE

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 6 років тому +11

      BUT! You have to hurry, so he can win!

    • @tank1319
      @tank1319 6 років тому +21

      Azure Sword attention all SomecallmeJohnny fans, Johnny is in grave danger and he needs your help. He’s been kidnapped by the evil Tails Doll and he needs his brother and a couple of Coffee cups.

    • @ResidentTarantino
      @ResidentTarantino 6 років тому +3

      And defeat T Series

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 6 років тому +1246

    Johnny: "You get what you paid for,"
    Me: "But i didn't pay anything."
    Johnny: "Exactly."

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 6 років тому +457

    "Wanna see my hundred-and-fifty dollar emote? It came with a free statue."
    Oh, man, that quote is so Johnny. (:

    • @SlvrStryker
      @SlvrStryker 6 років тому +7

      And something that he's very consistent with since he got the emote, too.
      But it's a pretty nice statue of Shiva, though.

    • @KingExalted
      @KingExalted 6 років тому +3

      I saw this comment as soon as he said it.

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 6 років тому +662

    "It's like MineCraft - it's everywhere! You can't escape it! Even if you have zero interest in it."
    Story of my life right there.

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 6 років тому +4

      Well have you heard of Story mode. Better than Battle Royale, yet people are blind about it to say "that's a thing?"

    • @crisp9929
      @crisp9929 6 років тому +20

      Only difference is Minecraft is actually a good game

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 6 років тому +9

      @@crisp9929 to you. For me, I don't hate it, but I prefer Terraria (because I prefer getting into action quick, instead of waiting for something and doing stuff on the side)

    • @64-bittoxinferno99
      @64-bittoxinferno99 6 років тому +5

      only fortnite sucks ass and minecraft is 100,000,000 times better

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 6 років тому +3

      @@64-bittoxinferno99 I agree with you on the fortnite bit.

  • @Watch-Yisus
    @Watch-Yisus 6 років тому +468

    Is this an out of season April Fools joke?
    The difference is I still like Johnny.

    • @candidpepper
      @candidpepper 6 років тому +3

      I get it :p

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 6 років тому +4

      SomecallmeImmortal
      Coming to a Smart phone near you

    • @gaaraofthefunk2011
      @gaaraofthefunk2011 6 років тому

      Azure Sword dont forget funky mode

    • @gumgrapes
      @gumgrapes 6 років тому +4

      Didn't want a Fortnite video? What's wrong, don't you guys have phones?

  • @Akfamilyhome
    @Akfamilyhome 6 років тому +424

    Johnny announces Fortnite 2

    • @windy4566
      @windy4566 6 років тому +7

      this is epic

    • @mbdg6810
      @mbdg6810 6 років тому +1

      @@windy4566 -bad pun-

    • @Meme_Lor
      @Meme_Lor 6 років тому

      Why Ak?

    • @mupumupu2842
      @mupumupu2842 6 років тому

      Now with more coffee and grey sweaters

    • @70thalternative79
      @70thalternative79 6 років тому +1

      Fortnite 2 already exists, and it's a dating visual novel with Reggie and thanos

  • @Nyahahameha
    @Nyahahameha 6 років тому +271

    Johnny's Cousins' Parents: "Oh, the violence in Fortnite isn't so bad. It's not like there's blood and gore or anything."
    Also Johnny's Cousins' Parents: _Allow their children to watch videos of a grown man who swears a lot talk about video games_

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 6 років тому +30

      Lord Scribe who’s says the parents are aware of what content is in Johnny’s videos

  • @captainseg
    @captainseg 6 років тому +79

    "Your base is just.... the worst."
    Hearing Johnny call that kid out really left a smile in my face.

  • @ETownLive
    @ETownLive 6 років тому +570

    Fairly Popular UA-camr Reviews Fairly Popular Game, Comment Section Overreacts. More at 11.

    • @noircore
      @noircore 6 років тому +22

      Take a shot every time you see the word "why". Actually, don't. Your liver will not survive.

    • @mbdg6810
      @mbdg6810 6 років тому +7

      @@noircore exactly. holy crap. i LOVED the video just because of johnny, and i dont even care about fortnite

    • @mbdg6810
      @mbdg6810 6 років тому +1

      lol

    • @ETownLive
      @ETownLive 6 років тому +2

      Please, you don't even need to scroll. One comment alone has enough No and Whys to kill me.

    • @Veolynn13
      @Veolynn13 6 років тому

      why is the refrigerator on fire?

  • @sane683one
    @sane683one 6 років тому +214

    *OH MY GOD. HE ACTUALLY DID IT.*

  • @thebahooplamaster
    @thebahooplamaster 6 років тому +419

    1:21
    This scene right here is way too relatable, it’s not even funny lol

    • @mupumupu2842
      @mupumupu2842 6 років тому +5

      It hurts man

    • @JuanGomez-ke5py
      @JuanGomez-ke5py 6 років тому +7

      @Azure Sword show them show them the Tekken game show the show them the soul calibur 6

    • @readyorgormotti4714
      @readyorgormotti4714 6 років тому +5

      I dunno man I laughed my ass off looking at that nightmare scene

    • @RamsTheNameCom
      @RamsTheNameCom 6 років тому +2

      thebahooplamaster ....except in my case, those would be fully grown athletes a couple years older than me dabbing and yelling fornite commands...... I hate all my friends...

    • @mupumupu2842
      @mupumupu2842 6 років тому +2

      Chelline R. That hasn’t stopped me

  • @surrealbrain4227
    @surrealbrain4227 6 років тому +355

    Reviewing Fortnite because of family. Now that? That I can respect.

    • @Jigsterjava
      @Jigsterjava 6 років тому

      Nah, put it in blops4

    • @blastketchup4953
      @blastketchup4953 6 років тому +3

      Clout God D.Dtm it’s from puyo puyo but idk what’s her name tho

    • @RedMaitreya
      @RedMaitreya 6 років тому

      @@blastketchup4953 thanks b

    • @dylancumberland8051
      @dylancumberland8051 6 років тому +1

      @@RedMaitreya amitie from puyo puyo

    • @poodoodrilldick7757
      @poodoodrilldick7757 6 років тому +1

      I don't know, listening to kids doing the dumbest of trends is not respectful, should had just slapped them for asking.

  • @thejedisonic67
    @thejedisonic67 6 років тому +491

    If Fortnite adds in the Crash Dance, then I'll forgive it for its dancing sins.

    • @pkkingcrimsonrequiem1332
      @pkkingcrimsonrequiem1332 6 років тому +27

      If it has the passione dance, I will personally baptize it.

    • @sketchbookonline2040
      @sketchbookonline2040 6 років тому +7

      PKKINGCRIMSON REQUIEM Ω Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well

    • @julianmurphet
      @julianmurphet 6 років тому +5

      I might actually buy v bucks if they add that....

    • @danr8267
      @danr8267 6 років тому +1

      Thats something I didn't know I wanted.

    • @pepperoni4157
      @pepperoni4157 6 років тому

      No just no

  • @9iq307
    @9iq307 6 років тому +134

    WHY ARE WE STILL HERE, JUST TO SUFFER.

    • @cross612
      @cross612 6 років тому +19

      HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMMED FIDDLE!

    • @SmashSSL
      @SmashSSL 6 років тому +9

      Every night, I can feel my Ace Attorney marathon, my Kirby, even my Portal...

  • @Da_ComputerMonster
    @Da_ComputerMonster 6 років тому +348

    ...
    _..."Is this some type of Out of Season April Fools joke?"_

    • @shropshirec
      @shropshirec 6 років тому +1

      Black Friday joke

    • @caiopatric
      @caiopatric 6 років тому +2

      I was about to type that, but thank you for doing it for me, bud.

  • @SpeedySPCFan
    @SpeedySPCFan 6 років тому +247

    I'm sorry
    WHAT

  • @capacitor532
    @capacitor532 6 років тому +151

    3:15 “Pay to Swag”
    I’m using this.

    • @mrswork9106
      @mrswork9106 6 років тому +8

      Gotta p2s

    • @PaceBreaker
      @PaceBreaker 6 років тому

      I'm old school AF so swag still means "free stuff" first to me. Sounds like an oxymoron in that respect.

  • @Cool_Calm_Cam
    @Cool_Calm_Cam 6 років тому +314

    This a fair, reasonable take on Fortnite and I respect you for it.

    • @melodykennedy7392
      @melodykennedy7392 6 років тому +28

      Glad to see some people with genuine respect for other people out there

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 6 років тому +2

      Cool Calm Cam agreed

    • @chillplayer1234
      @chillplayer1234 6 років тому +4

      Cool Calm Cam I thought the review would drag on, but I was completely wrong since Johnny was reasonable.

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 6 років тому +7

      I like how he explained Fortnite Save the World mode. It's a great gamemode and I think more people should check it out.

  • @dataecto6135
    @dataecto6135 6 років тому +169

    JOHNNY NO!!!!

  • @sonicDBZfan12345
    @sonicDBZfan12345 6 років тому +489

    I don't know if you'll read this Johnny but I want to say thank you, I've been a subscriber since 2011 and your videos never fail to put a smile on my face, the fact that you've come so far is astounding. I have no idea why you don't have more subs but through the rough times I can always come back to your reviews and have a good time, so for that I thank you SomecallmeJohnny.

    • @xenobestx8423
      @xenobestx8423 6 років тому +8

      Brendon Wain Wow. That was beautifully written...

    • @dey6942
      @dey6942 6 років тому +1

      Brendon Wain
      Dang. Agreed

    • @gattlinggolduck6373
      @gattlinggolduck6373 6 років тому +1

      Brendon Wain He Read It Dude! Congratulations!

  • @JazzyJeff2891
    @JazzyJeff2891 6 років тому +99

    1:20 is going to the Johnny Meme Archives.

  • @ChaoGardenBuster
    @ChaoGardenBuster 6 років тому +177

    Don't know why this is a shock to everyone. Johnny has reviewed Minecraft, Undertale, the entire FNAF trilogy before and in all those videos he's had something logical and perfectly honest to say, as always. When you got a bunch of fans destroying your notifications to do something, chances are you'll do it either to make your fans happy or get them to shut the hell up so I don't blame him. Keep up the good work, Johnny!

    • @Drflash55Official
      @Drflash55Official 6 років тому +7

      Just wait until Johnny does a review on something else that's been heavily criticised before by people of the internet.
      Gonna be the same shit all over again.

    • @angolin9352
      @angolin9352 6 років тому

      +Tesla-Effect At least Minecraft is a good game.

    • @hoodedman6579
      @hoodedman6579 6 років тому +2

      "The entire FNAF trilogy"; we're up to 6 or 7 games and an RPG spin-off. The RPG spin-off and game 6 and kind of 7 (arguably, it should count as part of 6 but it is a seperate download; I'd say that there are 7 games but calling it "FNAF 7" is really not correct for reasons I don't want to get into) are free though. The RPG is interesting because it originally cost money, but it wasn't very well-received because it was really weird and didn't explain itself well, so he took it off Steam, gave everyone a refund, and then re-released it on GameJolt of all places later for free; if you go looking for it, you'll find it there and not on Steam.
      Shout outs to A Desolate Hope, an RPG by the creator of the FNAF "trilogy" that's fairly good, easily his best game (and I like the entire FNAF series, by the way; if you don't count them, this is really his only game worth playing) but also really weird. It's also free now too (it originally cost like 5 bucks). I really wish more people had heard of it, it's so neat and weird.

    • @naotatheendlessesper
      @naotatheendlessesper 6 років тому

      @Tesla-Effect
      >implying fortnite is not
      Yah sure NOT

    • @TheFormalFools
      @TheFormalFools 5 років тому

      @@angolin9352 What do you mean? are you meaning that is in you think Undertale is bad?

  • @slumburger1145
    @slumburger1145 6 років тому +152

    If even you can't do the default dance, you can do the Crash Dance, and really, that's the only dance that matters.

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 6 років тому

      I am one out of two of the ONLY people on this entire planet than can actually do the default dance PROPERLY!!! The other person is turk, the creator of the dance. People are just lazy and don't even try.

    • @rixfx_
      @rixfx_ 6 років тому +2

      Teenlikesgames879 weird flex but ok

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 6 років тому

      @@rixfx_ odd "show em what ya got" but alas you mean.

    • @zextor4404
      @zextor4404 6 років тому +1

      Antdude did the Crash Dance

  • @crashschwarzen4642
    @crashschwarzen4642 6 років тому +124

    Never in my life would I think Johnny would rewiew Fortnite

  • @eliamaral-seda1346
    @eliamaral-seda1346 6 років тому +49

    If I don't see Johnny do a Fortnite dance....
    EDIT: *HE TRIED IT, DAMMIT! HE TRIED IT!*

  • @That_Guy_With_A_Hat
    @That_Guy_With_A_Hat 6 років тому +116

    That is the look of a man that is dead on the inside 1:20

  • @TheTrainlover32
    @TheTrainlover32 6 років тому +150

    Johnny you had me on the floor at 1:49 😂😂😂

  • @BigmanJesusECDJ
    @BigmanJesusECDJ 6 років тому +30

    This is probably the most comprehensive and sensical video on fortnite that has ever been posted on the internet

  • @RandomRon005
    @RandomRon005 6 років тому +149

    I have no problem with Fortnite itself. My only issue is the overabundance & how people treat it like it's the second coming of Jesus.

    • @ra1nbowaxe
      @ra1nbowaxe 6 років тому +4

      And as Black Friday sales

    • @toast8851
      @toast8851 6 років тому

      Random Ron agreed

    • @cypher7898
      @cypher7898 6 років тому

      Exactly

    • @Hansenfmly
      @Hansenfmly 6 років тому

      Dude. Me too.

    • @selassieaspen9940
      @selassieaspen9940 6 років тому +4

      It's the annoying ass adolescent's... they have no respect for others games. This also goes for the ppl who don't respect Fortnite back because their fans pissed them off...

  • @NanaKyoto
    @NanaKyoto 6 років тому +93

    I still don't understand the whole Fortnite thing.
    But as long as Johnny entertains, I'm alright with that.

    • @mbdg6810
      @mbdg6810 6 років тому +1

      same dude

    • @mupumupu2842
      @mupumupu2842 6 років тому +1

      Shiro-Luna couldn’t agree more

    • @xenobestx8423
      @xenobestx8423 6 років тому +1

      Shiro-Luna Same.

    • @rageinternet9391
      @rageinternet9391 6 років тому

      It's free
      That's it

    • @Gemerl
      @Gemerl 6 років тому

      RAGE INTERNET!!! Damn I could become a billionaire just by releasing any free game who knew

  • @mystery8064
    @mystery8064 6 років тому +153

    Who else is hype for Jhonny VS. Super Smash Brothers Ultimate

    • @maxmario6492
      @maxmario6492 6 років тому +9

      i'm still waiting for Johnny Vs. FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM

    • @UltimaXVI
      @UltimaXVI 6 років тому

      I am. I guess we can expect it in about 3 weeks (give or take)

    • @Future_Vantas
      @Future_Vantas 6 років тому

      Johnny for Smash confirmed

    • @mario7832
      @mario7832 6 років тому

      It’s gonna take his slow ass 2 years to review it

    • @shaggyboi231
      @shaggyboi231 6 років тому +1

      I’m more exited for that than I was for this

  • @punishedghost4970
    @punishedghost4970 6 років тому +23

    1:20 When everyone is excited for Fortnite but your just waiting for Red Dead Redemption 2 to come out.

  • @ChaosAngelZero
    @ChaosAngelZero 6 років тому +68

    Epic Games, little known developers of Fortnite and the original Gears of War trilogy...
    ... Oh, and Unreal Engine, the single most important middleware in the world but meh, whatever.

    • @Comkill117
      @Comkill117 6 років тому +3

      El Chaos and Unreal Tournament.

    • @TheChefBoo
      @TheChefBoo 4 роки тому +1

      Wait, they made WHAT

  • @Fast_Iain
    @Fast_Iain 6 років тому +124

    *BLAME THE COUSINS*
    Don't blame them really they're adorable.

    • @King_Luigi
      @King_Luigi 6 років тому +1

      That's just what they want you to think.
      Don't fall for their tricks!

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 6 років тому

      I can do those dances better than all of those virgins. Oh wait, Johnny has kids....

    • @xenobestx8423
      @xenobestx8423 6 років тому

      Ultimate Hedgehog I’ll admit, that part made me smiled...

    • @poodoodrilldick7757
      @poodoodrilldick7757 6 років тому

      I'd smack one hard if I came in contact with one

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 6 років тому +1

      @@poodoodrilldick7757 SOCIOPATH! PITY! DIS...GUSTING!!!!!!

  • @wastelander9977
    @wastelander9977 6 років тому +78

    Holy shit, something actually covering the story mode.
    Never thought I'd see the day.

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 6 років тому +5

      Me: This stupid trend game has a story mode?

    • @zigslotheon
      @zigslotheon 6 років тому +3

      IT HAS A FUCKING STORY?!

    • @OctaviousNight
      @OctaviousNight 6 років тому +15

      Arin Lewis you see that’s the sad part given the Devs put so much effort into it and was the original game and the battle royale mode was slapped on last minute to compete with PUBG

    • @YunaLuni
      @YunaLuni 6 років тому

      You mean...*someone right?

    • @wastelander9977
      @wastelander9977 6 років тому

      @@YunaLuni Meant the video itself, but yeah guess I could've said someone.

  • @brandontherabboat4850
    @brandontherabboat4850 6 років тому +133

    The comments are gonna be fun to read...

    • @xenobestx8423
      @xenobestx8423 6 років тому +2

      What if Antdude reviews Fortnite now...?

    • @Eudaimonia7564
      @Eudaimonia7564 6 років тому +1

      Xeno Best X so what??? Stop acting so overdramatic lol.

    • @windy4566
      @windy4566 6 років тому +5

      (Insert hating on a game cuz its popular)

    • @cliffturbo2146
      @cliffturbo2146 6 років тому +1

      YOU'RE fun to read!

    • @poofinator4952
      @poofinator4952 6 років тому +3

      The comments are more of a cesspool than usual.

  • @TheGamersShade
    @TheGamersShade 6 років тому +55

    Legends say when the stresses of school over come you, and your homework takes on the form of a great dragon, a piecing light will come from the heavens, and carry with it a SomecallmeJohnny video, to guide you out of the darkness.

  • @obitwokenobi9808
    @obitwokenobi9808 5 років тому +14

    1:26 Johnny contemplating where his life went wrong.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 4 роки тому +1

      Johnny: *remembers Shadow the Hedgehog* "Oh yeah, that's when."

  • @coolcamera6265
    @coolcamera6265 6 років тому +46

    *e x c u s e m e w h a t t h e f u c k*

  • @RedStickInc
    @RedStickInc 6 років тому +184

    This is the only Fortnite video I'll ever watch because I love you John ♥

  • @burningsn0w
    @burningsn0w 6 років тому +21

    @1:21
    That feeling when everyone you know is playing fortnite/doing fortnite dances and shit constantly and you could not give ANY less of a shit.

  • @julianmurphet
    @julianmurphet 6 років тому +17

    Finally a gaming community that doesn’t pray to fortnite.

  • @repedevesperia4048
    @repedevesperia4048 5 місяців тому +2

    In the middle of a Johnny binge and it's crazy just how much Fortnite has changed in current times compared to when this review came out, holy shit

  • @CapnShades
    @CapnShades 6 років тому +82

    Thank you for being so fair and unbiased with this. I'm no fan of the game, but it boils my blood to see people slam it just because of its fans or because it's "overrated."

    • @lukeiannello6190
      @lukeiannello6190 6 років тому +11

      As someone who is a fan of the game and plays it regularly, I was happy to see this in Johnny's review too. It pisses me off when people say Fortnite is trash, with their only reasoning being to do with the art style/graphics, the fact that it "ripped off" PUBG, "it's for kids", or something along those lines. It's definitely not a perfect game, and it has many flaws - some that can be fixed in a patch and some that would only be fixed by reworking core mechanics - but I have fun with it, it's a fun game to play with friends, and the microtransaction model has to be one of the most consumer-friendly ones I've ever seen.

    • @Skallva
      @Skallva 6 років тому +5

      It's still a very unremarkable game, though.
      Mediocre shooting without anything to make it feel special, heavy reliance on luck to win, the fact it turns into a glorified cover-based shooter when players set up their fort...
      The game definitely deserves to be criticised. It makes it even more puzzling when people don't even bring up its obvious flaws and just result to mocking the fanbase or whatever.

    • @alijahaskew4644
      @alijahaskew4644 4 роки тому

      @@lukeiannello6190 Fortnite was ruined for me. School bullies.

    • @lukeiannello6190
      @lukeiannello6190 4 роки тому +1

      @@alijahaskew4644 you're a little late to the party but that's unfortunate. It was a very good game in its prime but it went on a steady downhill at the start of Chapter 2. Now I refuse to play it anymore.

    • @alijahaskew4644
      @alijahaskew4644 4 роки тому

      @@lukeiannello6190 Oh that sucks!

  • @SeedyZ
    @SeedyZ 6 років тому +21

    This is the strangest Sonic game you've covered yet

    • @zigged5296
      @zigged5296 6 років тому +3

      And I thought the Werehog was weird

    • @quest2361
      @quest2361 6 років тому +5

      These redesigns are giving me awkward vibes.

    • @Jump-Man
      @Jump-Man 6 років тому +2

      Weird bruh

  • @Da_ComputerMonster
    @Da_ComputerMonster 6 років тому +79

    They also made Jazz Jackrabbit
    Which is pretty much (Classic) Sonic on PC/DOS with a Gun that, (From what I hear), are actually pretty fun games
    (Specifically 1 and 2)

    • @linguicaguy
      @linguicaguy 6 років тому +4

      Dude Jazz Jackrabbit 2 was like my childhood! I would give anything for a new game, it's been way too long. 😭 We live in a society if goddamn Bubsy got a revival before Jazz did.

    • @JojoMonReturns91
      @JojoMonReturns91 6 років тому +1

      You know what, maybe Epic Games needs to revive Jazz Jackrabbit since it's so unknown now, it needs either a remaster or something cause I rather play that than FORTNITE ever freakin day. No kidding.

    • @JojoMonReturns91
      @JojoMonReturns91 6 років тому +2

      @UCi_wfnFULTH1M0AlMpnIA6w That one isn't even canon to the other series. There WAS going to be a 3rd Jazz Jackrabbit game. That got cancelled though. I WOULD PAY ALOT OF MONEY if they went back to Jazz Jackrabbit and make a 3rd game at this point.

    • @SeekGrace
      @SeekGrace 6 років тому +2

      Oh, i didn't know that. I played the second game A LOT.

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 6 років тому +1

      Im still waiting for 1 and 2 to come to Steam
      I AINT gettin' GOG for JUST 2 games...

  • @paulollarsabaiii9824
    @paulollarsabaiii9824 6 років тому +49

    I’m honestly kinda glad you looked at this. An unbiased review of Fortnite and the exact way I view it. It’s not shallow, it’s a trend. And it will last the same way.

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 6 років тому

      Not that shallow... It is a little. With the only things keeping it alive being season updates and the fact it's a trend.

    • @TheL1arL1ar
      @TheL1arL1ar 5 років тому

      Paul Ollarsaba III I just got into it at season 7 and i play the shit out of it on my phone..the game is fun..and pretty nuanced. Heck I even spent 15 bucks already..for cosmetics..I have over 60 games on my ps4 and I only bought cosmetics for titanfall 2..and I plan on spending more this shit is fun and addicting.

    • @paulollarsabaiii9824
      @paulollarsabaiii9824 5 років тому

      TheL1arL1ar That’s neat but...that’s not going to change my views. I hate the game. Glad it’s burning out quickly

    • @astroevada
      @astroevada Рік тому

      4 years later and the game is still strong somehow

  • @MarauderYT
    @MarauderYT 6 років тому +14

    The first Fortnite review that acknowledges the existence of STW. Thank you.

    • @martinj914
      @martinj914 5 років тому +1

      What does STW Stand for?

    • @MarauderYT
      @MarauderYT 5 років тому +1

      @@martinj914 Save the World

  • @takinom_fm
    @takinom_fm 6 років тому +11

    He looked at Minecraft. He looked at Overwatch. Now he’s looking at Fortnite.
    WHEN ARE YOU LOOKING AT THE OG HALO TRILOGY JOHN?!?!?!

  • @yurnan911
    @yurnan911 6 років тому +87

    I'm scared that if I like this video I will be bombarded with fortnite videos in my feed.

    • @UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton
      @UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton 6 років тому

      Snooper
      Same....

    • @monster25man
      @monster25man 6 років тому +2

      Oh just select those three vertical dots next to any video and just select "ignore"
      9/10 times you will never see it recommend again
      That's how I avoid videos I don't wanna watch

    • @FusionComet
      @FusionComet 6 років тому +2

      You will.

    • @monster25man
      @monster25man 6 років тому

      @Grimwol huh, weird

    • @bandicootsauce4569
      @bandicootsauce4569 6 років тому +1

      I know that feeling.

  • @Keeneye47_Wolfkeen
    @Keeneye47_Wolfkeen 6 років тому +20

    1:20
    "Kill me"

  • @psychie8625
    @psychie8625 4 роки тому +6

    Can we just appreciate Johnny's blank expression with the clip of him and his two cousins?

  • @PercyandDuckfan94
    @PercyandDuckfan94 6 років тому +16

    7:16 Isn't that like every online game server?

  • @Kapodaco
    @Kapodaco 6 років тому +6

    While the topic bores me to tears, I appreciate the reasoning behind making the video! It's always nice to be able to do something for your family. Good on you, Johnny.

  • @Grayman2003
    @Grayman2003 6 років тому +61

    Me: no
    Johnny: Yeah
    Me: No
    Johnny: Yeah
    Me: NO
    Johnny: Yeah
    Me: *NO*
    Johnny: 0:00

  • @ismailkutayaksungur5431
    @ismailkutayaksungur5431 6 років тому +40

    Why?

  • @alexthejapanfan7905
    @alexthejapanfan7905 6 років тому +23

    Some Guys Say Fortnite Sucks, Some Say Fortnite Rocks, SomeCallMeJohnny Says Fortnite is alright but really had to be done better. *WOW!* Anyways Fine Review, Can't Wait For The SSBU Review.

  • @ssternberg1
    @ssternberg1 3 роки тому +2

    johnny: “it even runs on phones”
    apple and google: and i took that personally

  • @lastlegend9657
    @lastlegend9657 6 років тому +21

    *Buckles down to watch a Fortnite review that will make up 95% of the Fortnite footage I ever bothered to watch.*

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 6 років тому

      Don't worry, at least there is a place in that game that is sheltered by a FORT, to defend you from the virgins for fourteen NIGHTS. Those virgins plague the World with their disgusting toxicity like zombies, and only "they" can SAVE THE WORLD.

  • @jeroenb699
    @jeroenb699 6 років тому +11

    1:20
    When people talk about fortnite and you don't know wtf they are talking about, so you're just dead inside.

  • @SmashSSL
    @SmashSSL 6 років тому +47

    *W H A T ?*
    How come they cut the stage builder in Ultimate? Damn...

    • @solaranimations9062
      @solaranimations9062 6 років тому +2

      SmashSSL wait they did!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @popopop984
      @popopop984 6 років тому

      Wait what. This is a lieeee

    • @solaranimations9062
      @solaranimations9062 6 років тому +2

      popopop984 we must rise stage building brothers, rise and tell Nintendo to let us make a stage in smash!
      *Meanwhile in our universe*
      I mean it sucks it's not in smash but I'm sure it won't ruin the experience.

    • @Lunatic89097
      @Lunatic89097 6 років тому

      At least Richter's theme is amazing?

    • @RomoBomo
      @RomoBomo 6 років тому

      The stage builder was pretty garbage to be honest.

  • @MrBruh2023
    @MrBruh2023 6 років тому +13

    This will be more popular than the 2nd Sonic interview, mark my words.

    • @chillplayer1234
      @chillplayer1234 6 років тому

      Matthew Quirarte What 2nd Sonic interview? The cartoon he did?

  • @po801_4
    @po801_4 6 років тому +8

    1:19 See that? That is the face of a broken man.

  • @NicoTheCinderace
    @NicoTheCinderace 6 років тому +91

    To those that are whining about Johnny doing Fortnite:
    He had to do it _Eventually._
    But it's over, by the way. So y'all can calm down.

    • @EliteFourElijah
      @EliteFourElijah 6 років тому +12

      Besides, if people really didn't like the fact that he was reviewing it, I only have one question to them:
      Why the hell did they even click on the video in the first place other than to be a dick about it.

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 6 років тому +1

      (SAVE THE WORLD IS BETTER!!! WOOOOO!!!)

    • @xenobestx8423
      @xenobestx8423 6 років тому +7

      Nicodapeek2 I’m not a Fortnite hater *I have little cousins who love Fortnite so much that they want me to play with them...halp* , as long as SomeCallMeJohnny delivers on the entertainment, we’re all in good hands.

    • @NicoTheCinderace
      @NicoTheCinderace 6 років тому

      @MultiTarded ...Uh, what?

  • @LightningCayo
    @LightningCayo 6 років тому +17

    At least the thumbnail isn’t clickbait-y.

  • @adrianleonce455
    @adrianleonce455 6 років тому +44

    EVERYONE, put your helmets on and get behind cover, quick!!!!!! The Fortnite haters and lovers are about to clash on the comment field.

  • @Kingdom850
    @Kingdom850 6 років тому +54

    ....the fortnite dance actually goes pretty well with your outro.

    • @skeeterbaba1164
      @skeeterbaba1164 6 років тому +3

      Do you know the name of the music/

    • @skeeterbaba1164
      @skeeterbaba1164 6 років тому

      Does anyone know?

    • @danr8267
      @danr8267 6 років тому

      @@skeeterbaba1164 fortnite default dance.

    • @skeeterbaba1164
      @skeeterbaba1164 6 років тому

      Finesse Kid no the outro music.

    • @skeeterbaba1164
      @skeeterbaba1164 6 років тому

      JCPrime 113 thank you so much I thought would never know.

  • @MARCM0DE
    @MARCM0DE 6 років тому +45

    I Knew I could count on you for a honest opinion rather than mindless hate.
    I personally think it's a very good game with a flawed fanbase.

    • @poodoodrilldick7757
      @poodoodrilldick7757 6 років тому

      But its a game that only has a fanbase to play with

    • @MrBreada
      @MrBreada 6 років тому +7

      @@poodoodrilldick7757 Untrue. There's also your friends. Unless... they also blindly hate Fortnite, then you're out of luck.

    • @Heathboy420
      @Heathboy420 4 роки тому

      Honestly, if we are talking fanbase, then minecraft is worse. Both are great games which offer different experiences you can’t find in other games. Though taking it a bit further, the haters of both are way more toxic. Like, we get it, you don’t play the game. It’s not all about you. If people enjoy something why waste all the energy on trying to deconstruct it? Just keep scrolling. You can do it!

  • @dexteradams6515
    @dexteradams6515 6 років тому +6

    "You want to see my 150 dollar emote? it came with a free statue. "
    PAUSE
    Laugh.
    Resume.

  • @AhsokaSnipz
    @AhsokaSnipz 2 роки тому +2

    Don't worry Johnny, I remember Then and Nows.

  • @HyperSolarix255
    @HyperSolarix255 6 років тому +17

    You should review the Mario and Luigi games next, John!

  • @flameheadshero
    @flameheadshero 6 років тому +1

    Johnny ponders why his kid cousins watch his channel then loudly curses in the next sentence.
    I don’t know why but that had me rolling.

  • @arrogantwanderer5248
    @arrogantwanderer5248 6 років тому +3

    1:27 the face of a man who is perpetually dead inside

  • @HeyItsBrad
    @HeyItsBrad 6 років тому +25

    ... what?

  • @gam3army
    @gam3army 6 років тому +8

    love your responce to the little kid XD

  • @generalwashingtoad6516
    @generalwashingtoad6516 3 роки тому +5

    I would love too see a Round 2 on this game.

  • @xruno841
    @xruno841 6 років тому +35

    Fornite is overhyped. Doesn't deserve the recognition it has. Other free to play fps multi are better.

  • @samza9233
    @samza9233 6 років тому +13

    *Best part of the video* 1:20

  • @Toxic-Pyro
    @Toxic-Pyro 6 років тому +16

    I was shocked when I read the title

  • @DaCableGuy
    @DaCableGuy 6 років тому +14

    You mean that Default music you put in your last review *wasn’t* a coincidence?!

    • @monster25man
      @monster25man 6 років тому +1

      Foreshadowing at its cruelest

  • @HossRoss03
    @HossRoss03 6 років тому +4

    One day I was watching one of your videos (The Mega Man X review) while I was playing Fortnite. I like listening to things I have already watched before in the background while I play Fortnite. And I was like, “I wonder if Johnny will ever review Fortnite. He DID review Minecraft.” And here we are.

  • @cecilbroderick7418
    @cecilbroderick7418 6 років тому +13

    Refreshing my UA-cam home page.
    See's a new SomecallmeJohnny video.
    *Fortnite.*
    Takes off glasses.
    Cleans said glasses.
    Put glasses back on.
    *Oh no. Johnny, please.*

  • @Jake_Tucker
    @Jake_Tucker 6 років тому

    No matter how interested I am in a game, Johnny never fails to make an entertaining video out of it. Looking forward to all of the Christmas themed videos in the coming weeks, they're practically part of the season to me.

  • @MrRaivokasMagma
    @MrRaivokasMagma 6 років тому +7

    Huh, there was a story mode... Didn't know that. Never even played Fortnite.

    • @Eudaimonia7564
      @Eudaimonia7564 6 років тому +2

      MrRaivokasMagma story mode is actually pretty nice.

  • @GrimGhoulEx
    @GrimGhoulEx 6 років тому +9

    Johnny is reviewing Fortnite? The apocalypse is coming.

  • @mathewricafrente5984
    @mathewricafrente5984 6 років тому +4

    1:20 Johnny looks so dead inside with all those Fortnite dancing children

  • @jacksonholder2987
    @jacksonholder2987 6 років тому

    Never get sick of this channel. An underrated channel run by a great guy. Props where they're due, SomecallmeJohnny is an amazing channel who deserves more attention.

  • @MrDarksol
    @MrDarksol 6 років тому

    Johnny's blank expression standing while little kids are dancing next to him.....priceless lol!!

  • @kylecampbell565
    @kylecampbell565 6 років тому +29

    Jeez can you believe it guys Johnny became a sellout! How dare he give an honest and fair review to a popular game? The nerve of some people reviewing recent games in order to gain traction on youtube to pay their income. What kind of monster does that?!
    0:52 P.S I remember and I'd love that

    • @surrealbrain4227
      @surrealbrain4227 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, how dare he make a review for his little cousins!

    • @olwere
      @olwere 6 років тому

      Kyle Campbell I subbed to you

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 6 років тому

      Kylon Morgan But I don’t make videos

  • @harrymurdoch2726
    @harrymurdoch2726 6 років тому +16

    Me: Johnny, Johnny
    Johnny: Yes Papa?
    Me: Reviewing Fortnite?
    Johnny: No Papa
    Me: Telling lies?
    Johnny: No Papa
    Me: Open your newest upload
    Johnny: 1:49

  • @ToxicAtom
    @ToxicAtom Рік тому +3

    I'd love to see a round 2 on this

  • @shadefoxthepenguin
    @shadefoxthepenguin 6 років тому

    I was a bit unsure about this at first, but then i remembered your probably one of the most unbiased youtuber which made this video entertaining to watch. Love your videos!

  • @gaminclampshow
    @gaminclampshow 6 років тому +15

    12 year olds entered the server*

  • @Beelzibabs
    @Beelzibabs 6 років тому +27

    Aww, your little cousins are adorable!

  • @NygesOverlord
    @NygesOverlord 6 років тому +24

    I'm glad you looked at the entire game, and not just the Battle Royale. Save the World is a very underrated masterpiece.

    • @chillplayer1234
      @chillplayer1234 6 років тому +1

      Nyges Overlord of Woomy “underrated masterpiece” I wouldn’t say that.

    • @NygesOverlord
      @NygesOverlord 6 років тому +4

      @@chillplayer1234 While I do have second thoughts about the "Masterpiece" part, you can't deny that Save the World is very overlooked compared to the Battle Royale.

    • @Lipidwave
      @Lipidwave 6 років тому

      Nyges Overlord of Woomy Lmao I actually thought you were serious about "masterpiece"

  • @thevenomspino
    @thevenomspino 6 років тому +11

    Round 2 sound like great idea

  • @jonathanamalidosan5476
    @jonathanamalidosan5476 2 роки тому +1

    I come back here every once in a while to laugh at the shot of Johnny standing while his cousins are emote dancing

  • @RiotRandy
    @RiotRandy 6 років тому

    I'm gonna keep coming back just to see Johnny's blank idle stance as his cousins dance around him. It's just perfect.