its like when some tries to seperater to ards beating the shitte out of each other. they immediatly forget there diffrences and start beatin the tar nof the seperator.
Small brain move: Taking a treaty port in China to gain market access GIGA brain move: Taking a treaty port in Taiwan, expecting Japan to take it over, gaining market access.
@@thisisaname5589I mean, they almost won the war if it wasn't for the invasion mechanic. The video doesn't show much, but if it wasn't for the fact that you mechanic wise can't counter mass-invasions spam they could've actually taken ground. How it turned out, they just got spammed by invasions that would reset any progress they made.
I honestly feel the correct way to play in this lobby is to pick a country that's otherwise inconsequential to the European land dispute, and then just sell both sides weapons. The market creates itself.
Certain members of this group have an amazing ability to walk up to a brick wall, try to punch through it with their fist, and then somehow still turn around and brag that "actually the fact that they only broke their hand shows how strong they are".
@@Jatischar You couldn't comprehend the sheer number of steam dm's that go on and how swimmy is controlling the strings of every Vic game through the power of his piss bombs.
I feel like whenever a in game German historian writes about any alliance with France they’ll get kidnapped and brainwashed like in ‘the last airbender’ on: There was no alliance with France
Awesome how Germany probably couldve gotten away with colonizing Russia or some shit with France's support while helping him colonize or something but instead he had to take Alsace and Lombardy lmao.
@@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo the trio of content and tarddom is Golden Braun Swimmy i swear you could have those 3 play anything and it will still make platinum tardo content
Can you imagine in like, 90 years later in this timeline where historians have to tell students about the cataclysmic deathwars of the 1880s-90s. Christ, this this is more complex than how WW1 got started.
I mean he got all of that power from Golden and Bo helping him and then from backstabbing them. Russia and the UK were against him all game anyway but he got no one to blame but himself for losing his two biggest allies.
@@giantWario Nah Russia and UK backstabbed golden first thats why golden allied with swigma to get into the grind to later backstab Russia after getting backstabbed by swigma and fighting a coalition war with russia against swigma. Its really easy to understand.
Bro how did Swimmy throw this hard. He finally had a super alliance and the rest of the world in a chokehold why did he backstab them so early. He gets coalitioned every game how does he never learn
I love the dynamics of the group. It's like watching a functionally operable dysfunctional family try to plan a trip to the Bahamas. Then they end up in Nepal because again, dysfunctional.
What i love is that in evry Vicy game Swimmy always starts some stupid shit, and theres always at least one person who's like "this is a good idea and he seems like a perfectly stable ally" and it always ends the exact same way, with Swimmy fucking them over
I'd put him closer to Hitler/Stalin. Putin is at least somewhat sane by comparison, seeing as humanity hasn't been reduced back to the stone age yet. If the Aforementioned leaders had access to ICBMs I cannot say for certain the world would be safe.
@@lordderpington8021 they're all Rothschild stooges. The world was never in danger of nukes even if they had them because they weren't meant to do that. The entire point of ww2 was cover for the haavara agreements purpose.
This once again proves that swimmy is the best player out of everyone, he isn't even trying and everyone needs to bully him and get gangster on him so he doesn't win. Swimmy is simply the sigma
For every video that Golden loses in, you need to put #GoldenLost so that I can watch every one of them, makes it easier to find. That man is a content generator
"After a massive great war that sees germany and fracne devestated. They team up to engage in an invasion to liberate ukraine from russia." and people say this game doesnt simulate history.
Oh no Swimmy bros!! Oh no, imagine this, when he formed Germany, whoever was playing Austria said yes to the super Geemany play. Anything for the Kaiser baby! 🤣
At least you can depend on Swimmy to do what he does best, but Golden is such a confusing gamer, it’s like he needs to feed his ego or it goes out of control worse than swimmy
Swimmy and Golden are an abusive power-couple, half the time is spent beating on each other, the other half is spent tag teaming innocents.
Tbf Russia should've joined in
its like when some tries to seperater to ards beating the shitte out of each other.
they immediatly forget there diffrences and start beatin the tar nof the seperator.
Femboy on femboy domestic violence.
Bo follows Golden around like a puppy too. Never understood why.
@@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo golden is the pug of the group so stupid its adorable how could ya not lov him?
I'm in disbelief that swimmy has McArthur level diplomacy skills in every single game
Hey, McArthur at least has the Philippines. Swimmy had nothing except a battered housewife.
@@DomWood is or had?
@@rightfeelI or is had?
Swigma males stay winning
you just dont understand the swigma male grindset
"The HRE backstabbed" and "had no allies" Let me guess it's swimmy
Ding Ding Ding
Swimmy sigma grindset
Swigma Grindset (he can't stop losing)
@@m1sz3lpl24 He's only winning backwards
Yup too easy
Small brain move: Taking a treaty port in China to gain market access
GIGA brain move: Taking a treaty port in Taiwan, expecting Japan to take it over, gaining market access.
Bro, Egypt was balling the hell out of that last clip.
EGYPT #1 BABY! Golden takes another classic L
@@bigcheese993 i dont think ive ever heard a man so happy
Idk why it was so funny but it was, he deserved that win though.
fr
He had elation that could only be matched by a Kazakhstan player defending his nation from Russia.
Swimmy never fails to disappoint when it comes to these sorts of games. It’s as if he has an involuntary compulsion to backstab his allies.
Is Swimmy Skaven in disguise?
@@МаксимМихайлов-и8ч beginning to wonder, the little bugger is also fixated on various precious resources and land he sees as his own in games.
He has a chronic backstabbing disorder. It's a condition!
@@МаксимМихайлов-и8чrat gaming?
@@МаксимМихайлов-и8ч you're presuming Swimmy actually needs a disguise
Let me tell you my jaw dropped when after all that shit Golden allied Swimmy again just to fuck on Russia lmfao
Russia at that point was the strongest power in the world, it's basic diplomacy to cut down the strongest player.
@@bewawolf19 He picked the wrong partner, and really should've known better.
@@thisisaname5589I mean, they almost won the war if it wasn't for the invasion mechanic. The video doesn't show much, but if it wasn't for the fact that you mechanic wise can't counter mass-invasions spam they could've actually taken ground. How it turned out, they just got spammed by invasions that would reset any progress they made.
@bewawolf19 Woo! I love victoria 3's warfare system baby!
@ThePurplePeppy Peak Paradox development right there, "We don't want people microing armies"
Golden being a beaten housewife makes such sense
Every time Swimmy gets a small taste of power he goes overboard and attacks the world.
Historical Germany gameplay
@@AnsuzhelmazGermany was ROB of it's place in the sun
@@strgunlinr2464rightfully so
Peak Swigma grindset moment
Egyptian General: My Pasha all of our allies have capitulated and we stand alone vs France
Egypt Player: *Then it is an even fight*
Swigma's arc now has come full circle with yet another coalition ending!
I hate reruns.
I honestly feel the correct way to play in this lobby is to pick a country that's otherwise inconsequential to the European land dispute, and then just sell both sides weapons. The market creates itself.
Thats the correct way to play as most minor powers in any lobbies. Not big enough to fight your own wars, but enough to supply the ones that are.
@chinsaw2727Lockheed Martin gameplay
Then the economy just crash in between wars. Pdx needs to tweak the unprofitability of arms manufacturing
@@Joseph-v6y to quote a great man "its a bird its a plane Oh no its LOCKHEED MARTIN".
@@MrDMIDOVcreate your own wars in between
“Me no make ally, me make enemy”
"Me go by self"
@@justinspeaks.1652I see an enemy hans get un schnapps and ze 88mm fire
what video was this from?
After the "war to end all wars": "I don't want the land! There's none of my ethnicity in it!"
--Bo being true to his heritage
Certain members of this group have an amazing ability to walk up to a brick wall, try to punch through it with their fist, and then somehow still turn around and brag that "actually the fact that they only broke their hand shows how strong they are".
I’d be more impressive if you only broke your leg from punching a wall
Swimmy is the content powerhouse of VIC3, the sheer diplomatic prowess he wields is incalculable
Yes, incalculable because it is such a low number that it has not yet been proven to even exist
@@Jatischar You couldn't comprehend the sheer number of steam dm's that go on and how swimmy is controlling the strings of every Vic game through the power of his piss bombs.
@@Jatischar lim x->0 diplomatic prowess
I feel like whenever a in game German historian writes about any alliance with France they’ll get kidnapped and brainwashed like in ‘the last airbender’ on: There was no alliance with France
There is no war in -Ba Sing Sa- France.
We are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia.
@@mr.pilgrim1241We are allies with -Eurasia- Eastasia. We have always been allies with -Eurasia- Eastasia.
@@mr.pilgrim1241Just finished the book, couldn't stop thinking about this during the video
Awesome how Germany probably couldve gotten away with colonizing Russia or some shit with France's support while helping him colonize or something but instead he had to take Alsace and Lombardy lmao.
Let's be honest Swimmy backstabbing Golden before Golden backstabbing him. They are both amoebas.
@@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo the trio of content and tarddom is Golden Braun Swimmy i swear you could have those 3 play anything and it will still make platinum tardo content
"I just don't want a lunatic as my neighbour" is the most Swedish justification.
Can you imagine in like, 90 years later in this timeline where historians have to tell students about the cataclysmic deathwars of the 1880s-90s.
Christ, this this is more complex than how WW1 got started.
I don't even know who Egypt was this game, but I love him
It’s BigCheese if I’m not mistaken by the voice
They needed all of Europe to take down Swimmy
and now hes gone
Suffering from success
I mean he got all of that power from Golden and Bo helping him and then from backstabbing them. Russia and the UK were against him all game anyway but he got no one to blame but himself for losing his two biggest allies.
@@NotSpriteysad german noises
@@giantWario Nah Russia and UK backstabbed golden first thats why golden allied with swigma to get into the grind to later backstab Russia after getting backstabbed by swigma and fighting a coalition war with russia against swigma. Its really easy to understand.
Bro how did Swimmy throw this hard. He finally had a super alliance and the rest of the world in a chokehold why did he backstab them so early. He gets coalitioned every game how does he never learn
I love the dynamics of the group. It's like watching a functionally operable dysfunctional family try to plan a trip to the Bahamas. Then they end up in Nepal because again, dysfunctional.
I love how the Swimmy AI plays. Swimmy helps found the United Nations in 1876 by being a pariah.
Swimmy drowning in his new found power.
These are almost Youjo Senki borders, excellent script as always
Not even the devil of the rhine could save this empire
I dunno, maybe she could bend the high command's ears into not making unnecessary enemies and expanding the front.
@@wolfgangkolber381
OMG. I just realised that's exactly what happens in both of these.
Boe just read Youjo Senki and copied the script truly.
Its so obvious now
10:55 the Egyptians when they kicked Napoleon out
Golden and Swimmy are literally the "Flexible Foreign Policy"-focus in the Romanian focus tree.
This is literally the Empire in Youjo Senki.
The map reminds me of “Tanya the Evil,” where you just have this huge central European empire vs. everyone in every direction.
goated vicky content
This is the best Victoria 3 channel i have come across.
So its swimmy HRE got it. Man the moment he DOESNT backstab anyone will be the greatest day in human history
Swimmy keeps scoring the hardest Ws and somehow manages to still lose every time
I think he is just doing it on purpose at this point
Golden got drunk on power after kicking swimmy down the stairs and then proceeded to fall down aswell 😭
Swimmy vs Golden is becoming a generational beef across all possible timelines
I think at this point we can all agree on officialy calling it "Swimmy Syndrome"😂
goated script writing. could never of seen the third act plot twist of 'swimmy and golden go in on russia' coming
Swimmy has no friends, only enemies he hasn’t conquered yet
What i love is that in evry Vicy game Swimmy always starts some stupid shit, and theres always at least one person who's like "this is a good idea and he seems like a perfectly stable ally" and it always ends the exact same way, with Swimmy fucking them over
I just like the whole part where Golden is preparing to go to war with Swimmy, but somehow ends up in a war with the two of them as allies
Swimmy’s ability to Putin LARP in every game he plays is remarkable. His gaslighting abilities are legendary
I'd put him closer to Hitler/Stalin. Putin is at least somewhat sane by comparison, seeing as humanity hasn't been reduced back to the stone age yet. If the Aforementioned leaders had access to ICBMs I cannot say for certain the world would be safe.
@@lordderpington8021 they're all Rothschild stooges. The world was never in danger of nukes even if they had them because they weren't meant to do that. The entire point of ww2 was cover for the haavara agreements purpose.
This might be the last video with swimmy, it’s swover.
Why?
@@bungis877 on bo’s server isp made an announcement a few days ago that swimmy was leaving due to personal things, then swimmy left
@@bungis877 because it's so swover
I been waiting for this part for so long. The ending arc of "Me no make allies me make enemy"
If only Palden Norbu was playing Germany, he would have won the coaliton war
it kills me a little bit every time he says "The La Grande Armeé"
Whoever is writing the script needs a raise
Italy and France owning the world market is beautiful
This was probably your guys' best game, honestly. Extremely entertaining. Was gooning the whole time 🙌
Swimmy was so fucking tilted to go full ham on Golden "we were never allies" lmao that's a win, Golden Won!
yoo another vic 3 vid, i love watching you guys play it ❤
1:00 What's this? Actual intelligence in a Bokoen video? 😂
It’s amazing to watch that these guys wanna reason with Swimmy after so many years.
The last two Vici 3 games were masterpieces of entertainment.
Lowkey gotta give golden his props lol
this shit was a straight 1v9, I couldn't fucking believe it when everyone started getting peaced out
What a suprise, swimmy's back with the swigma male griind set
Absolutely love the Viccy content, keep it up lads!
Wishing swimmy all the best in life and hopefully a swift return to our screens as a menace
swimmy doing swimmy things never fails to fail
I'm gonna be honest, this is the best Victoria III episode series ever. Ngl, I hope that the game continued after that
The Golden vs Swimmy Blood Feud was amazing in this vid
GREATEST TRILOGY OF ALL TIME
This is Lore Accurate Swimmy.
Somehow you guys still manage to roleplay as the Balcans in western europe, after all this years... I love this.
This once again proves that swimmy is the best player out of everyone, he isn't even trying and everyone needs to bully him and get gangster on him so he doesn't win. Swimmy is simply the sigma
EGYPT NUMBER 1 BABY LETS GO!
THAT'S RIGHT!
Golden is such a whiner every nation in play. Obnoxious in victory, extremely bitter in defeat.
An excellent reenactment of World War One and Two several decades early. I even saw a D-Day.
For every video that Golden loses in, you need to put #GoldenLost so that I can watch every one of them, makes it easier to find. That man is a content generator
Anyone classic "Swimmy vs The World" script, I see. Never gets old! 😂
Bo must have gotten a ghostwriter, these scripts been getting better and better, with more plot twists too
did golden undergo mitosis or something with that egypt player
Like the final boss fight, lol. Swimmy got what he deserved though. Flew to close to the sun. "Yes, you read that right." fucking lol
Grudges being carried over between games. This explains why the Swimmy/Golden conflict is eternal.
"After a massive great war that sees germany and fracne devestated. They team up to engage in an invasion to liberate ukraine from russia."
and people say this game doesnt simulate history.
Yes! Keep the Vic material coming! ❤
10:50 It's Napoleon in Egypt all over again
Oh no Swimmy bros!! Oh no, imagine this, when he formed Germany, whoever was playing Austria said yes to the super Geemany play. Anything for the Kaiser baby! 🤣
Swimmy does that every single game. Honestly what the fuck does he expect.
Everyone: Just hold and the enemy will collapse
Common Egyptian W
whoever was egypt was hype tho ngl
I'm so happy for Egypt.
The unholy triangle of Golden, Swimmy and Braun never dissapoints.
swimmy was send by god so we can see great paradox videos
Swimmy is such a swigma
*Reads intro*
"It's Swimmy isn't it?"
To think, this might be one of the last Swimmy videos. At least he went out on top.
You need to do more Vicky 3 MPs, these are actually so amazing!
I loved this game were the balance of power in Europe just got thrown on its head.
I can already imagine the documentaries about the First World War of the 1870s
Time to watch the Swigma mindset work its magic.
Swimmy is always the antagonist i love it
Did swimmy really leave the group? or was it a joke by ISP? Will he come back?
Swimmy is such a swigma. Always going up against the world like a rebel.
I've been looking forward to this
The la grand armée triggers my Belgian ass
"The La Grand Armee"
At least you can depend on Swimmy to do what he does best, but Golden is such a confusing gamer, it’s like he needs to feed his ego or it goes out of control worse than swimmy