@@OzzystrayrooI don’t think he’s as good in CK as the others, which is underselling when I say that. They’re all decent to good at CK with swimmy and bo being the worst of them, and they’re still playing competently to get through the game
@@spencerdurette2859 well His Czechomongolian empire saga back then certainly left a huge impression on me. The only fail that I see him done during that campaign, Swimmy learn the hard way that the game does not accommodate lasting Huge empire like in EU4 or Vicky games, and yet he still manage to reviving his empire again after losing it
Swimmy when playing Vic specifically, all of the sudden gains like 20-30 IQ points. I think he's an Econ or a Finance major? If so that explains so much, truly the master of the sigma capitalist grindset.
Good on swimmy for actually making allies in Vic3. Golden was very salty the rest of the nations left him out to dry against swimmy, so getting him on as an ally for the price of Alsace is pretty good as he's likely to stay allied out of spite for the others if swimmy backs his plays in return.
@@sneediumminer Seriously though...i really hate the diplo play system in Vicky 3 just for the fact you can only do one of it at a time. Whose idea is that i can't declare war on B nation when i am at war with A nation?
Austria: "Mein kaiser, the archduke has been shot. Serbia clearly wants to fight and I can make them a protectorate EZ" Germany: "You know what? Updoot."
This is the best recreaction of the Fall of France I've ever seen. Swimmy wins so hard France becomes his pet, Italy throws in their lot with Germany, and all the allies start bickering amoungst themselves over who to blame.
Its actually better here then IRL. Here the English were very clear where they stood as opposed to IRL where they got involved, fled, then sunk the French Navy on the way out crippling France ability to resist long term. Also IRL france had underground resistance movements the whole time.
Now I get why people give Swimmy zero wiggle room when he goes all warmonger. The moment you sacrifice people to him he'll gaslight them into allies but make him the bad guy and he just goes full tyrant zero fucks to give. Also...Braun outing Golden's steam page was a low move I dont blame Golden for siding with Germany
And people keep helping him do it, despite his long standing, storied history of happily stabbing his allies in the back the moment they stop being useful.
@@hostomelhorsehoarder It's a visual novel that also has porn. The reason they keeping bullying him over it is because one of the girls has a childish appearence. That's it.
I read the little script in the beginning of the video and was like "ok ok cool this boutta be a good video". And then I ask myself "But who might be playing Prussia ? Surely a good player like Bokoen or Golden, or maybe someone we don't expect like Thomas or Schaeffer." While I was right on the latter, I couldn't expect SUCH a surprise : Swimmy, the comic-relief of the Bokoenverse, formed Germany in late 1840s and made France and Italy, both controlled by good players, PLEDGE THEIR ALLIEGANCE TO HIM. This truly feels like the God-Emperor of Mankind just whooping opposition left right and center during the Unification Wars.
Swimmy always puts his chips on the power plays, wether he cashes them in or burns the engine in the middle of the track is another story but reading the starting script definitely sounded like a "swimmy power play gone right" one
Step 1: Take Alsace, humiliate France Step 2: Give Alsace back to France for allyship Step 3: Super Germany Step 4: Profit Amazing play. 10/10 stratagem.
The moment the words "intervene in the civil war" were said, i could hear everyones adrenaline spike to heart failure levels lmao. What a cursed round, love it
@chinsaw2727 it’s a hentai game. From what I know from the review, you basically play as a hero who builds up a group of wives. It includes porn, some of which includes monsters I think. Better to watch the review by Sseth to get the idea though.
@@lovelylavenderr i dont remeber what video, but bo played hungary or italy. Lowe didnt mute and they hear some ruffling sound😭 it was a hoi4 game but DAMN i had erased that from my mind
Swimmy-Golden-Bo Axis, the unholy Alliance.....that brought college-braun to a malding wreck. This is a reboot of "Self Propelled Artillery" script but in Victoria 3!
The Dark Timeline is upon us: Bo and Golden have thrown their hat into Swimmy's ring and have let themselves be consumed by the swigma madness that is Super Germany and Confederate States Winning the ACW- how will this insanity end??
Now that Vicky 3 is slowly improving with things like reverse swaying and the army, you can tell these have become more interesting. I did not expect Swimmy to just become the GOAT of this game though.
8:34 I love how Braun thinks Golden having a hentai game is some kind of own when he edits videos for a guy who does crossdressing cosplays and routinely used anime stuff for his stream alerts lol.
At least one more part coming
Is the Sequel called the Axis of Stupid?
Looking into this
Yes!!
Play Evenicle please
Let's go
Swimmy put all his stats into Vicky and had none left over for Hoi.
He is also pretty good at Crusader Kings, and he is apperently an Ace Pilot in IL2-Sturmovik
@@Ozzystrayroo I wish they could bring back IL-2 on the channel, it was so fun! 😢
@@OzzystrayrooI don’t think he’s as good in CK as the others, which is underselling when I say that. They’re all decent to good at CK with swimmy and bo being the worst of them, and they’re still playing competently to get through the game
*that is because vicky require skills, no other game does, so that is why only he stands above all else in vicky and it alone*
@@spencerdurette2859 well His Czechomongolian empire saga back then certainly left a huge impression on me. The only fail that I see him done during that campaign, Swimmy learn the hard way that the game does not accommodate lasting Huge empire like in EU4 or Vicky games, and yet he still manage to reviving his empire again after losing it
Opening text is about Germany/Prussia doing really well
Starts video
Swimmy is Prussia
Not surprised, Swigma always triumphs
Cult of Swigma always wins
In Swigma we trust@@thecommunistdoggo1008
Prussian/German Swimmy is the best version of Swimmy ever.
@@versiable8041 Swimmy as Germany is truly in his element as a staunch national socialist
@@Hesstig Excuse me, wrong era. This is the era of the Kaiser. *plays imperial anthem*
Swimmy when playing Vic specifically, all of the sudden gains like 20-30 IQ points. I think he's an Econ or a Finance major? If so that explains so much, truly the master of the sigma capitalist grindset.
No, he is a staunch National-Socialist!
@@0ld_Scratch I think he both.
Isn't he going to school for history?
Its all of a sudden. There's no the in there.
@@rextheelder7998 cry about it
Swimmy did the impossible:
He made allies in a Vicky game.
Especially as Prussia
Through bullying of all things
Idk about allies I think it’s more of a “join me or die” type deal
It doesn't even feel like it was because Swimmy was some diplomatic mastermind or anything this game, he kind of just bumbled into having allies.
Spoiler for next episode:: What do you think he did to his allies next episode... Hint it's the swimmy classic and involves buses.
Not gonna lie, the Victoria 3 content has been fantastic. The betrayals and fumbles are hilarious.
Good on swimmy for actually making allies in Vic3. Golden was very salty the rest of the nations left him out to dry against swimmy, so getting him on as an ally for the price of Alsace is pretty good as he's likely to stay allied out of spite for the others if swimmy backs his plays in return.
Golden even got Alsace back, lol
He won't the episode ends in a swimmy classic involving his allies and buses and a predictable demise.
@@nixien1496swimmy god at Vic 3
Alsace for Austria and Tyrol is good for me ngl
@@nixien1496 thanks for the spoilers :)
Scuffed Vicky 3 games are my favorite, it’s just funny to watch all the bois try to do diplomacy while memeing around
its funny watching them get cockblocked by singleplayer game mechanics every time they try to do diplo
@@sneediumminer Seriously though...i really hate the diplo play system in Vicky 3 just for the fact you can only do one of it at a time. Whose idea is that i can't declare war on B nation when i am at war with A nation?
@@Ozzystrayrooalmost like another Victoria game is better
@@oboonkero326victoria 2 is so limited i do not understand the love
@@JustinOlpompa they love it because they mod it to high hell that its barely the same game.
When Swimmy gets to cook for long enough...
Some call him a madman. He's just out there playing 4D chess.
@@winowmak3r4D checkers. Usually his plans don't work, but oh boy when they do..
Austria: "Mein kaiser, the archduke has been shot. Serbia clearly wants to fight and I can make them a protectorate EZ"
Germany: "You know what? Updoot."
This is the best recreaction of the Fall of France I've ever seen. Swimmy wins so hard France becomes his pet, Italy throws in their lot with Germany, and all the allies start bickering amoungst themselves over who to blame.
Its actually better here then IRL. Here the English were very clear where they stood as opposed to IRL where they got involved, fled, then sunk the French Navy on the way out crippling France ability to resist long term. Also IRL france had underground resistance movements the whole time.
Now I get why people give Swimmy zero wiggle room when he goes all warmonger. The moment you sacrifice people to him he'll gaslight them into allies but make him the bad guy and he just goes full tyrant zero fucks to give. Also...Braun outing Golden's steam page was a low move I dont blame Golden for siding with Germany
And people keep helping him do it, despite his long standing, storied history of happily stabbing his allies in the back the moment they stop being useful.
@@wittyreviewerBecause it’s always funny, and sometimes you just want to see Super Germany
tf is an evenicle
@@hostomelhorsehoarder It's a visual novel that also has porn. The reason they keeping bullying him over it is because one of the girls has a childish appearence. That's it.
@@hostomelhorsehoarder Adult Game
It’s funny seeing all the people who are complimenting Swimmy over his diplomacy in making allies this, knowing how the next stream goes.
Well that's ominous.
@@derphunk5338I cant WAIT for the next vic3 vid now lol
HE'S CALLING THEM THE AXIS, HE'S CALLING THEM THE AXIS, HE'S META-GAMING
Collegue malding at the end lmao. A NEW BO GANG CLASSIC
I'm getting real Fuhrer bunker 102 vibes again
With how pathetic College UK is, The Scramble for Africa should be interesting
this video was sponsored by GeForce
I fucking wish
It’ll boost sales - they should just put Bo on retainer.
How common is Geforce Now among Paradox gamers? I've been using it on my old high school Mac for 4 years.
@@bigbubble4282 helps with optimization, sometimes eases late game lag
@@Bokoen1should i use it to record
I read the little script in the beginning of the video and was like "ok ok cool this boutta be a good video". And then I ask myself "But who might be playing Prussia ? Surely a good player like Bokoen or Golden, or maybe someone we don't expect like Thomas or Schaeffer."
While I was right on the latter, I couldn't expect SUCH a surprise : Swimmy, the comic-relief of the Bokoenverse, formed Germany in late 1840s and made France and Italy, both controlled by good players, PLEDGE THEIR ALLIEGANCE TO HIM. This truly feels like the God-Emperor of Mankind just whooping opposition left right and center during the Unification Wars.
Swimmy always puts his chips on the power plays, wether he cashes them in or burns the engine in the middle of the track is another story but reading the starting script definitely sounded like a "swimmy power play gone right" one
Step 1: Take Alsace, humiliate France
Step 2: Give Alsace back to France for allyship
Step 3: Super Germany
Step 4: Profit
Amazing play. 10/10 stratagem.
The fact that their is a part 2 to this makes me think Swimmy will eventually turn on his allies like he always does.
And crash and burn almost instantly lmao.
Part two just came out, you were right lol.
@@jermania766 slippin swimmy back at it again
lmao
There's 3 parts now
no one mentioning it but golden actually came out on top by siding with swimmy. He got alsace AND french part of italy.
Plus a puppet CSA probably.
Dont defend france, cry when france doesnt defend you. Classic
golden still lost by becoming swimmy's sex slave, sorry i don't make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ smh smh
The swimmy golden axis never fails
Don't forget Bo. It's really the old special needs gang pogging together back
Who else but Swimmy could truly walk in Hitler's shoes as his equal?
Unholy Alliance
Another snake of denmark classic!
Another for my "College fails hard" list too
Ormen från Danmark!
The moment the words "intervene in the civil war" were said, i could hear everyones adrenaline spike to heart failure levels lmao. What a cursed round, love it
8:32 oh man, I know what Evenicle is from the review by SsethTzeentach! Definitely seems…interesting.
Hey hey people
Considering Golden is a massive fan of sseth....yeah. would not be surprised if he is part of the merchant guild
@chinsaw2727 Porn Game with some dark moments, for further context i recommend the SsethTzeentach video on it
@chinsaw2727 it’s a hentai game. From what I know from the review, you basically play as a hero who builds up a group of wives. It includes porn, some of which includes monsters I think. Better to watch the review by Sseth to get the idea though.
@@Remus-z6y Underage wives nontheless
I've never been more excited seeing "TO BE CONTINUED" at the end of a Bokoen1 video
Rare instance of Swimmy actually thinking: "Me make allies, we go together" instead of the opoosite
Bo and Vale within 10 minutes of each other? Please I can only handle so much
We are 4/4 with bad uks and 4/4 with swimmy coming on top.
He is just an master mind at Vic 3
College getting GENUINELY upset with Jake at the end there was fantastic. Truly a historic recreation of 1800's-1900s diplomacy.
«That was a f**king nut» took me back to when lowe (i think) didnt mute when beating
WHEN WAS THIS LMFAOOO 💀
@@lovelylavenderr i dont remeber what video, but bo played hungary or italy. Lowe didnt mute and they hear some ruffling sound😭 it was a hoi4 game but DAMN i had erased that from my mind
6:00 - the Axis of good beer, good sausage, and unsurpassed Kraut(s).
This is Swigma’s game. He’s had more success in Vicky 3 than any other game I can think of.
Classic Ratkoen identifying who's the strongest side and immediately allying with them.
France and Germany teaming up WILLINGLY in any way, shape or form is absolutely the most cursed content I have ever seen.
Keep it coming!
Swimmy made allies in a Vic game? The character development is crazy.
Swimmy-Golden-Bo Axis, the unholy Alliance.....that brought college-braun to a malding wreck. This is a reboot of "Self Propelled Artillery" script but in Victoria 3!
You know things are going down when Swimmy actually does diplo.
When Golden and Swimmy combine forces, the world trembles.
you could hear golden's mind crack, and him going "actually, i want to win."
The Dark Timeline is upon us: Bo and Golden have thrown their hat into Swimmy's ring and have let themselves be consumed by the swigma madness that is Super Germany and Confederate States Winning the ACW- how will this insanity end??
ngl this entire ongoing vicky 3 series has been one of my favorites in quite some time, absolutely hilarious
Golden intervenes in the American Civil War
"Braun did you just leeaave the game?"
Swimmy is a menace in both Vicky and Crusader it makes the game so good to watch and I love it lmao
Swimmy, Golden, and Bo together? Yeah this is gonna be good
Always appreciating Swimmy and Golden making Bokoen1's videos so enjoyable
I love it when a swimmy plan works out because its always hillarious
the craziest part about this is Swimmy actually making allies
Swimmy, Bo, and Golden: The Axis that the world shall spin upon
Why are your Vicky games always the best??? I can't stop laughing
10 minutes and it's only 1857
I'm really looking forward to this
this is shaping up to be a banger arc
Evenicle... I did NOT expect to hear this name in quite some time...
The axis of good vibes really did deliver
Love the pure chaos that this game brings
I LOVE BOKOEN1 VICTORIA 3 VIDEOS
I love these Victoria 3 videos. It's always a surprise on what can happen in then
The Snake of Daenmark hath returned
Really love these Vicky vids, both 2 and 3! Its great to see that people are no longer bullying Swimmy in these games (trollface)!
It's because people that's supposed to bully him failed so hard and also Swimmy seems to be maturing himself
Oi! Evenicle is a good game! Even outside the eroge stuff and even that is (mostly) heartmeltingly wholesome.
Swimmy truly is the main character of Vicky 3
I am a certified Goldencel
“The Axis of Good Vibes”. Cursed
Watching bo and the boiz lead college around psychologically by the nose never ceases to entertain me.
college has really had it lmfao
Seeing TO BE CONTINUED always gasses me up so hard
These Vicky 3 games are my absolute favorite, absolutely do keep them up.
College not seeing France intervening in the American civil war means he loses his history boy certification
College at the end gave me the same feelings as Fuhrerbunker 102 and when Swimmy trolled him in EU4 when College was Lubeck
SWIMCELS WE"RE SO BACK
I laughed so hard at the end, thabk you bo
So fucking hard to belive college making vic3 video with that play
Thank you bo and braun once again telling us he can't micro side of a barn
0:16 hey its actually a pretty good service when there arent 982 people in line
I think these videos just keep getting better and better
College got the zoomies in the end
I watched this episode black out drunk two nights in a row. Finally got to see it sober. Instant classic.
Man Swimmy styling on everyone doesn't happen often but man is it satisfying when it does
Evenicle? Based Golden, most likely a member of Merchants' Guild as well
I can only imagine that the execution of the 1000 in this timeline was Garibaldi invading the UK
Braun’s rant against golden was edited out.
I really need to see part two of the ranting man, I JUST NEED BO
Now that Vicky 3 is slowly improving with things like reverse swaying and the army, you can tell these have become more interesting.
I did not expect Swimmy to just become the GOAT of this game though.
Alsace Lorraine going back and forth was hilarious.
These multi-part vic3 ones are great
The vicki vids are getting better and better the more the game is refined.
Can`t believe College still can`t micro the side of a barn
This video taught me 90% of Vicky 3s gameplay is just zooming in and out😂😂
This is art.
The Allies of Good losing their shit at the end was Ah-mayyy-zinnng
Thus far, it seems only College's incompetence can save Swimmy from the consequences of his actions.
The grand Euro Reich against the decadent forces of the Anglo-Muscovite threat in all its glory, driven by the Swigma grindset.
When Swimmy and Golden team up it is always entertaining.
8:34 I love how Braun thinks Golden having a hentai game is some kind of own when he edits videos for a guy who does crossdressing cosplays and routinely used anime stuff for his stream alerts lol.
New video from Bokoen as I am on a streak watching his videos? Hell yeah
I’m also watching this in the middle of class cus I would prefer that over school
Man you put the "Golden files" into the video... now that's wild!
I lost it when college went ballistic at the end 🤣
Very excited for all the vic 2-like games coming soon
I am glad the team is finally bowing down to the TRUE grandmaster strategist Swimmygotswag. Justice served.
Vic 3 is easlily the most entertaining content on this channel
The country balls representing players are so helpful (and also hilarious)
swimmy is a chef and europe is his masterpiece