@@0ffendingeverybody Bro needs a little bit more diversity in his political jokes, the whole "conservatives dump" thing is getting a bit overused, I'm not even American lmao, but I've seen almost all your videos and you always make very mid and mild democrat jokes,spice it up lil bro
I'm currently fighting cancer myself and this video really made me have a good laugh. Cancer is shit but u gotta stay strong mentally. Wherever ur mind goes, the body follows. Stay strong whoever is going through this situation right now and make sure to still have fun and enjoy life as much as u can!
@@InterestkingAlmost not at all. Just when I remember that I "lost" this summer because of it. But then I remember that at the end it's all going to turn out well and I'll recover all the things I've missed out on. And at the end of the day, I consider this situation to be an important chapter of my life where I discover new things about myself and where I strengthen up mentally for the rest of my life. When life gives u this kind of battle to fight through, you just have to keep and keep going with the idea in mind that it'll all end up well. If you strongly believe in it, it'll be your way.
Smoker here. If I get lung cancer, I know it's on me and I wouldn't be shocked. But fuck it, we all gotta go sometime and actively shortening my life span so I don't dropkick a rude customer in the teeth and lose my job (or have to be stuck at said shitty job as long before I punch out) seems a decent trade-off to me.
You could also have what my dad had, which was a rare cancer only 50 people get in the US every year and has a literal 0% survival rate. The doctors basically took one look and just went “you’ve got a few months max”
@@davidoh14 I am actually. I'm the type of guy that never tries to get attention by lying and I never resort to brainrot to be funny. Quite like the opposite of that guy @timewaster504
I dont want to be a downer but my mother passed from breast cancer 3 years ago. And I gotta say thanks for the laughs I needed it. When she died we turned to comedy to cope. So thanks again for the great content. Ive been watching you for a couple of months and I enjoy everything you put out.
"Laugh at your cancer." My grandma litterally did that and she is still very healthy, she had cervical cancer and the cancer health service in Spain was bad. But she got out of it🙏
idk if your gonna read this but I do just wanna say thank you recently my dog died of cancer after getting the original tumor removed and this has helped me think better about his life and to be happy he lived you opened my eyes more on how to cope with his death and your amazing man love your videos and what you do and once again thank you
@@CERESISNTCOOL she’s very happy now and is super sweat. She one of the toughest girls I know. She grew long beautiful brown hair, gained a lot of strength in a short amount of time, and is very smart. She’s a very kind and sweet girl
2:03 “Proving God doesn’t like children” I want to clarify for those who are offended that this is a joke and you should remember that the root of all corruption (Satan) doesn’t like children. He is and WILL ALWAYS BE the enemy.
watched my mom fade away from pancreatic cancer, she was lucky to live 5 years after the diagnosis, died when I was 16. The last thing she said to me funnily enough, was "you better hope my life insurance pays for this house or you're going to hate me" 10/7/1973 - 7/7/2022 she was alright ig
Thanks man! I was planning on getting cancer but wasn’t sure which one I should start with as a beginner in the cancer community, but this really helped! I think I’ll start with skin cancer.
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No one ever loses to cancer. When you die, the cancer dies too. That’s a draw
Word
Is that a Technoblade quote
@@The_House_Always_Wins It's actually a Norm MacDonald quote.
@@istark yeah i was skeptical that a UA-camr came up with such a quote
Cancer got the kill but lost the save file
“let’s make fun of it together”
🗣️
💀
First things my ears heard
Gotta do it like pennywise, you just make fun of it.
;)
Moral of the story?
No matter what cancer you have, never give up YOUR BALLS!!!!!
There are some things worse than death
@@0ffendingeverybody
I’d rather let my cancer take me than lose my manhood to it
@@ColinJoesseppiVEVOfaxs
@@0ffendingeverybody Bro needs a little bit more diversity in his political jokes, the whole "conservatives dump" thing is getting a bit overused, I'm not even American lmao, but I've seen almost all your videos and you always make very mid and mild democrat jokes,spice it up lil bro
@@hm12-i How about you shut up and try making videos yourself? :) Twatson
“Your in the endgame now” That is a fucking wild quote
Now no one will judge what you do with YOUR LAHMAAA
I'm currently fighting cancer myself and this video really made me have a good laugh. Cancer is shit but u gotta stay strong mentally. Wherever ur mind goes, the body follows. Stay strong whoever is going through this situation right now and make sure to still have fun and enjoy life as much as u can!
Dahm good that your still staying positive and honestly I hope you get through this man
Do you ever look at your body in the mirror and think "WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME!?"?
@@InterestkingAlmost not at all. Just when I remember that I "lost" this summer because of it. But then I remember that at the end it's all going to turn out well and I'll recover all the things I've missed out on. And at the end of the day, I consider this situation to be an important chapter of my life where I discover new things about myself and where I strengthen up mentally for the rest of my life. When life gives u this kind of battle to fight through, you just have to keep and keep going with the idea in mind that it'll all end up well. If you strongly believe in it, it'll be your way.
@@dimakun6317 That's great to hear! ^_^
"Let's make fun of cancer together"
*Inspiring words..*
@@ScienceChild fr
next video you make, say the n word pls
When I see "Cancer Tierlist" I already know what's coming
Facts
One word...Glory
@@0ffendingeverybody ...Hole?
"It's not just about surviving, it's about living" may be the most inspirational thing ever said on this channel.
Crazy thing is I beat cancer, it’s nice to see someone talk about it without any filter and not tip toe around it
W video 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nice job man
4:38 NOT MY BALLS
Smoking and getting lung cancer and being surprised is like petting a polar bear and wondering why you got mauled.
Future lesson for my uncle
@@HandsomeYoungSirsame
Who could of seen this coming he says while holding salmon
Smoker here. If I get lung cancer, I know it's on me and I wouldn't be shocked. But fuck it, we all gotta go sometime and actively shortening my life span so I don't dropkick a rude customer in the teeth and lose my job (or have to be stuck at said shitty job as long before I punch out) seems a decent trade-off to me.
Given the rate of forever chemicals being put into the air, in a few decades lung cancer might just be the next common cold.
All the Drake moments in the vid 💀
certified loverboy certified pdf files
Last video was lizzo and one is drake
Its how drake operates.
On the same day Kendrick released Not Like Us music vid too
@@0ffendingeverybody 👍
This actually made me laugh. Helps take the edge of worrying if my Ma’s Breast cancer will come back. Thanks, man.
Sometimes we're focusing so much on surviving, that we forget to live. Everyday is a blessing.
You could also have what my dad had, which was a rare cancer only 50 people get in the US every year and has a literal 0% survival rate.
The doctors basically took one look and just went “you’ve got a few months max”
@@MaximMarstender you must be lovely company.
I’m sorry for your loss
@@davidoh14 I am actually. I'm the type of guy that never tries to get attention by lying and I never resort to brainrot to be funny. Quite like the opposite of that guy @timewaster504
@@MaximMarstender Boohoo
@@davidoh14 U serious?
As someone who's lost someone to cancer, and known two family members who beat cancer
This is awesome
I just lost my dad to cancer, I feel you
Cancer should be called ”Caillou syndrome” because it makes you bald and whiny
:0
Thats a good one
And cease to exist
@@0ffendingeverybody that’s what makes it *special*
HELP
"snip the tip SpongeBob" is crazy 💀
Cheap way to become female
@@haveaniceday2439ez report
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Being a starfish would get a lot of attention
@@0ffendingeverybody can u do video about genders that well be funny like helicopters and Walmart bags ( thats real btw )
The amount of Drake jokes in this video is INSANE 😭💀
Fr bro
His time of fame is gonna go forever 💀.we all know we're just waiting at this point
With all the shots fired you would of thought he was 50
@@0ffendingeverybodylmfao man
You’re joking on him every 5 minutes! I would ask if he did anything to you, but you’re probably _waaay_ out of the age range he’s looking for.
5:06 this is literally the mindset of my patriotic friend
6:07 Wait, my dog is named Roofus-
Uh oh
Uh oh
Uh oh
having cancer is like your body commiting scuicide
I think of it as my body trying out immortality but in the worse way possible
That means our body is suicidal everyday since our body fights cancer cells every day
And thats why i named my 12 year old poptart "cancer"
Because she ruined your dreams?
is petting a dog too hard a reference to of mice and men?
This takes “Beating Cancer” to whole new levels…
@@0ffendingeverybody Or drake ruined it, we never know
@@CorlenoftheRoundTable I cannot agree more
2:46 my grandpa died of it
Im sorry that sucks dude
"GOT EM" - Cancer
@@0ffendingeverybody💀 this is too good
@@0ffendingeverybodydude too far😕
@@Trollfaceneverdies578its in the name brother offending everyone
Skin:😊
Lungs:😔
Fun bags, eggs, and balls: let me die like a maaaaaan🤬💀
I dont want to be a downer but my mother passed from breast cancer 3 years ago. And I gotta say thanks for the laughs I needed it. When she died we turned to comedy to cope. So thanks again for the great content. Ive been watching you for a couple of months and I enjoy everything you put out.
“I’ll take you thin mint” is crazy 😭🙏
The only sweet thing he's lookin for
"HI, I'm goku. I heard you beat cancer. That must mean you're pretty strong" 😂
Why did I imagine a little kid who is basically skin and bones on life support, while Goku breaks through a wall into the room?
7:05 THIS ONE IS WIIIILD
Nah what(¬_¬)
he’s not wrong these bichs are crazy in love with you so you gotta do what ya gotta do
My mom died of cancer when I was 7, and I approve this message
Yo my brother was recently diagnosed with AML and he’s kicking ass, lokey funny and I give you the anti-cancel pass.
I could def use that pass
Just got word he beat cancer today 😎
@@EliEngemanngreat👍🏿
@@EliEngemannFUCKING DUBS
As somebody who beat cancer this is how you beat cancer
The comments💀
Laughter really is the best medicine...aside from actual medicine
My mom didn't.
@@jetstreamsam8695i am sorry for your loss man.
I’m sorry to hear that.
Womp womp womp
That "Clear" was so unexpected I almost choked on my food
Bro made fun of Drake more than Kendrick 💀💀
I'll I'm hearing is we need to collab. He needs to see my Drake Dating Simulator
@@0ffendingeverybody “Drake Dating Simulator - 0ffendingeverybody, ft Kendrick Lamar”
@@0ffendingeverybodynot high school😭😭
@@0ffendingeverybody5 year olds don’t have phones or computers tho
They have ipads and skibidi
5:19 this killed me
hey mr offendingeverybody! would love to see you do a youtube predators tierlist, would be hilarious, keep up the good videos!
Absolutely. ❤️
We got cancer tier list before GTA6🗣️🔥🔥🔥
You'll probably get a Religion Tier List before GTA 6
@@0ffendingeverybodyyou should make dictator tier list that would probably have me wheezing
Same@@SomeA.T.P.engineeronUA-cam
4:40 my brother had b@ll cancer and they tuck his left one 😢😢😢😢
🫡 sorry for his loss, saying this as a man
i didn't even noticed this title until 7:11
Drake was NOT surviving this one 😭
4:24 dude great minds think alike. Them Angela biscuits are top tier
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Offeding the only channel that ill laugh at a joke and start questioning if im actually a good person 😭🤦🏿♂️
Good is subjective and open to interpretation
@@0ffendingeverybody shi you ain lying 🤷🏿♂️🫱🏻🫲🏿
@@0ffendingeverybodyYES
My grandmother died from skin cancer. I should've showed this to her
My Mom has breast cancer, I showed her this and she laughed pretty hard. Thank you for making this, it made our day!
" it's not just about surviving it's about living "
said once a wise man
--OffendingEverBody
7:47 cancer rizz
Spittin that pitty game
7:40 The sun is a deadly laser
7:21 oh no not the teir 3 twitch simp cancer💀
My mom got cancer two weeks ago and i needed this.
"Laugh at your cancer." My grandma litterally did that and she is still very healthy, she had cervical cancer and the cancer health service in Spain was bad. But she got out of it🙏
4:48 theres a reason this was made a couple days after mens mental health month and not during
4:31 wait I thought you let a doctor do that already
I just lost my grandpa and this video kinda help
Only 1:30 minutes into this video so far and shit is crazy 💀 ESPECIALLY THE GIRL SCOUT DRAKE LINE 💀💀
the drake jabs lmao
Bro already made me laugh 0:04
ME TO
5:58 of Mice of Men Lennie reference (NO WAY)
Lost my grandmother to stage 4 rectal cancer and this is the best video ive seen in so long thank you for a long needed laugh
I just got off Chemo, and I needed this. Thanks for the laugh.
5:53 HELL YEAH MY CANCER WAS RANKED HIGGGH
nawwwww
@@meowsicalesdarkshadow5825 if it was ranked lower i might have had to fight the other ones
did you survive? or do you still have it
@@stonee402 oh i was two when i had it im A-OK
@@TriEyeOfficial u beat cancer? Wow that's great man watch out for goku though
My grandpa needed this 5 months ago
I’m so sorry that must be so hard for you I hope your doing ok🙏
4:54 my brother in christ you got a vasctomy would it even matter that much. edit: actually sorry about that
This is one of the most philosophical videos I have ever seen post-tierlist.
Cancer: Any last words?
Patient: YOUR DYING WITH ME
idk if your gonna read this but I do just wanna say thank you recently my dog died of cancer after getting the original tumor removed and this has helped me think better about his life and to be happy he lived you opened my eyes more on how to cope with his death and your amazing man love your videos and what you do and once again thank you
Just cause something doesn't last forever doesn't mean it can't be a positive memory
4:43 it's giving Andrew Tate 💀😭
How you didnt make a breaking bad joke with lung cancer is crazy
I can confirm from experience that brain cancer is the most deadly cuz there ain’t no cure but also the rarest
I knew a girl who survived brain cancer. She was in 4-5th grade while fighting and then she beat it. Props to her.
hey i finally found the original comment! a nono comment bot stole it and got top
Omg someone did steal my comment. Wth man 😭
Wow that person is literally just a bot that steals. Hope that girl is doing good and is living a happy life.
@@-Mlem- people will be disgusting just to grab people's IPs and shit
@@CERESISNTCOOL she’s very happy now and is super sweat. She one of the toughest girls I know. She grew long beautiful brown hair, gained a lot of strength in a short amount of time, and is very smart. She’s a very kind and sweet girl
0:27 take this outta context
0:29 then go ahead and snip the tip, SPONGEBOB
(Whispers) make me your patrick
I won’t be your, Squidward
My dad had pancreatic cancer. He survived the surgery over twenty years ago and is still going strong.
Lost my hardcore world today and watching you rank different cancers made me less sad about it. thank you :]
2:03 “Proving God doesn’t like children” I want to clarify for those who are offended that this is a joke and you should remember that the root of all corruption (Satan) doesn’t like children. He is and WILL ALWAYS BE the enemy.
You know Satan, even in the Bible, is just a title
And that God has killed _millions_ more than 'Satan' 😋
"Let make fun of it together"💀
ngl Push the button always gets me💀
Your videos helped me realize I need to stop being a poptart and go to the gym. Thanks for opening my eyes!
0:49 AAARGGGHH
Thanks for this one💀
💀
2:05 is crazy but funny because its true
Combing a cancer child and drake joke into ONE single joke like some weird pokemon evolution is insane but genius
I don't think it's even possible to even word it better than "like some weird Pokémon evolution"
Had a friend that died to cancer, I miss her, but she handled it like a boss.
0:15 like doing all those things to 👍
brother WHAT 01:25
watched my mom fade away from pancreatic cancer, she was lucky to live 5 years after the diagnosis, died when I was 16. The last thing she said to me funnily enough, was "you better hope my life insurance pays for this house or you're going to hate me"
10/7/1973 - 7/7/2022
she was alright ig
rip sorry goat you dropped this 👑
Honestly 10/10 last words
Thanks man! I was planning on getting cancer but wasn’t sure which one I should start with as a beginner in the cancer community, but this really helped! I think I’ll start with skin cancer.
LOL
top 10 best ways to beat cancer, just talk to this dude
I'll distract you if anything
Lets talk about 3:18 and how the FUCK am I more worried about that than brain cancer.
nah 7:30 is fucking vile and i love it goat joke
I've got non small cell lung cancer so i instantly clicked on this video
edit: it was worth it i feel amazing
holy shit hello lancer
I genetically have a big risk of cancer and I love this vid. Keep up the good work
Fun fact if you triple tap this you'll be able to comment🗿
Bro is secretly Kenrick's secret venting channel
“Summarize this video”
*Drake*
4:31 It's even worse to lose them, and then learn you were NEVER SUPPOSED TO HAVE THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
(Don't ask me.)
0:02 think that's a malaria patient
damn that’s wild 💀💀
☠
Thanks for the invite to make fun of cancer 😊
“”Who cares about diseases or shame when gods about to click that power button” had me
0:20 bro 😂
0:43 💀💀💀