I'm currently fighting cancer myself and this video really made me have a good laugh. Cancer is shit but u gotta stay strong mentally. Wherever ur mind goes, the body follows. Stay strong whoever is going through this situation right now and make sure to still have fun and enjoy life as much as u can!
@@InterestkingAlmost not at all. Just when I remember that I "lost" this summer because of it. But then I remember that at the end it's all going to turn out well and I'll recover all the things I've missed out on. And at the end of the day, I consider this situation to be an important chapter of my life where I discover new things about myself and where I strengthen up mentally for the rest of my life. When life gives u this kind of battle to fight through, you just have to keep and keep going with the idea in mind that it'll all end up well. If you strongly believe in it, it'll be your way.
@@0ffendingeverybody Bro needs a little bit more diversity in his political jokes, the whole "conservatives dump" thing is getting a bit overused, I'm not even American lmao, but I've seen almost all your videos and you always make very mid and mild democrat jokes,spice it up lil bro
I dont want to be a downer but my mother passed from breast cancer 3 years ago. And I gotta say thanks for the laughs I needed it. When she died we turned to comedy to cope. So thanks again for the great content. Ive been watching you for a couple of months and I enjoy everything you put out.
Smoker here. If I get lung cancer, I know it's on me and I wouldn't be shocked. But fuck it, we all gotta go sometime and actively shortening my life span so I don't dropkick a rude customer in the teeth and lose my job (or have to be stuck at said shitty job as long before I punch out) seems a decent trade-off to me.
You could also have what my dad had, which was a rare cancer only 50 people get in the US every year and has a literal 0% survival rate. The doctors basically took one look and just went “you’ve got a few months max”
@@davidoh14 I am actually. I'm the type of guy that never tries to get attention by lying and I never resort to brainrot to be funny. Quite like the opposite of that guy @timewaster504
This dude has achieved Mount Everest status in the comedy category. He managed to get me laughing about cancer. He did it in a madcap yet considerate way. He even threw education into it!!! Praise this guy and his Offending Everybody channel!
4:17 btw. that’s not even an exaggeration. Rome, the Ottomans, Persia and many more empires have fallen large part because the guy who was supposed to be ruling the country was too busy “playing” with their harem girls
Thanks man! I was planning on getting cancer but wasn’t sure which one I should start with as a beginner in the cancer community, but this really helped! I think I’ll start with skin cancer.
This was the first video of yours i’ve watched and i’m so glad it was, one of the most out of pocket things i’ve ever seen while still remaining tasteful, that’s genuinely impressive 😭
As a survivor of stage four Lymphoepithelial Carcinoma, I have to agree that the best thing to do when battling cancer is to always follow your doctor's instructions and try to make the most out of your time and do everything you wanted to that you're able to. This is especially important because you never know whether or not you'll even make it through all the treatments.
Yk watching this video brought me some joy frfr. Just lost my grandmother to stage 4 pancreatic cancer last week. Had lived for 6 years with it tho and was in the top 1% of people who survived that long with it. Glad she got to go on hella trips after that tho and go to live a lot while she had it
Seeing this video makes me laugh, feel much better ngl. I have a bit of the same reaction about my testicular cancer diagnosis last year hahaha and my friends and family send me funny videos throughout my chemo treatment really helps.
There's many form of developement in cancer, depending on your body ability to fight it off naturaly, which is a thing btw, and what you eat, and do. I have one, since may last year, it's slowy gaining on me and i'm tired, but being religious on diet, fasting, and exercise, i could fight it off, i refused any form of treatements since i know, the part producing amylase is gone, so ever feculate, and most carbs i cant digest them anymore, just need an absolute iron will of surviving for the joy of living in our dystopia.
watched my mom fade away from pancreatic cancer, she was lucky to live 5 years after the diagnosis, died when I was 16. The last thing she said to me funnily enough, was "you better hope my life insurance pays for this house or you're going to hate me" 10/7/1973 - 7/7/2022 she was alright ig
my grandpa had something leaking into his brain and he died in 2022 and even though i will have it too i laughed at this video and i thank the creator for making me feel better about myself 😊
"Laugh at your cancer." My grandma litterally did that and she is still very healthy, she had cervical cancer and the cancer health service in Spain was bad. But she got out of it🙏
Got diagnosed in December with a stage 4. Sadly mine didn’t make the list (which is concerning) but laughing about it and making dumb jokes with friends about it has been the best medicine… that and the chemo I guess but only one of those make me feel better.
2:03 “Proving God doesn’t like children” I want to clarify for those who are offended that this is a joke and you should remember that the root of all corruption (Satan) doesn’t like children. He is and WILL ALWAYS BE the enemy.
@@CERESISAWFUL she’s very happy now and is super sweat. She one of the toughest girls I know. She grew long beautiful brown hair, gained a lot of strength in a short amount of time, and is very smart. She’s a very kind and sweet girl
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No one ever loses to cancer. When you die, the cancer dies too. That’s a draw
Word
Is that a Technoblade quote
@@The_House_Always_Wins It's actually a Norm MacDonald quote.
@@istark yeah i was skeptical that a UA-camr came up with such a quote
Cancer got the kill but lost the save file
“let’s make fun of it together”
🗣️
💀
First things my ears heard
Gotta do it like pennywise, you just make fun of it.
;)
I'm currently fighting cancer myself and this video really made me have a good laugh. Cancer is shit but u gotta stay strong mentally. Wherever ur mind goes, the body follows. Stay strong whoever is going through this situation right now and make sure to still have fun and enjoy life as much as u can!
Dahm good that your still staying positive and honestly I hope you get through this man
Do you ever look at your body in the mirror and think "WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME!?"?
@@InterestkingAlmost not at all. Just when I remember that I "lost" this summer because of it. But then I remember that at the end it's all going to turn out well and I'll recover all the things I've missed out on. And at the end of the day, I consider this situation to be an important chapter of my life where I discover new things about myself and where I strengthen up mentally for the rest of my life. When life gives u this kind of battle to fight through, you just have to keep and keep going with the idea in mind that it'll all end up well. If you strongly believe in it, it'll be your way.
@@dimakun6317 That's great to hear! ^_^
Good luck man
“Your in the endgame now” That is a fucking wild quote
Now no one will judge what you do with YOUR LAHMAAA
"It's not just about surviving, it's about living" may be the most inspirational thing ever said on this channel.
Moral of the story?
No matter what cancer you have, never give up YOUR BALLS!!!!!
There are some things worse than death
@@0ffendingeverybody
I’d rather let my cancer take me than lose my manhood to it
@@ColinJoesseppiVEVOfaxs
@@0ffendingeverybody Bro needs a little bit more diversity in his political jokes, the whole "conservatives dump" thing is getting a bit overused, I'm not even American lmao, but I've seen almost all your videos and you always make very mid and mild democrat jokes,spice it up lil bro
@@hm12-i How about you shut up and try making videos yourself? :) Twatson
"Let's make fun of cancer together"
*Inspiring words..*
@@ScienceChild fr
next video you make, say the n word pls
When I see "Cancer Tierlist" I already know what's coming
Facts
One word...Glory
@@0ffendingeverybody ...Hole?
@@Monkeman2005yes
I dont want to be a downer but my mother passed from breast cancer 3 years ago. And I gotta say thanks for the laughs I needed it. When she died we turned to comedy to cope. So thanks again for the great content. Ive been watching you for a couple of months and I enjoy everything you put out.
Crazy thing is I beat cancer, it’s nice to see someone talk about it without any filter and not tip toe around it
W video 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nice job man
Awesome!
"snip the tip SpongeBob" is crazy 💀
Cheap way to become female
@haveaniceday2439ez report
💀@haveaniceday2439
Being a starfish would get a lot of attention
@@0ffendingeverybody can u do video about genders that well be funny like helicopters and Walmart bags ( thats real btw )
my dad passed away from cancer and i still enjoyed this lol
Glad to see you didn't lose your sense of humor. Best wishes homie
Mann same here
If your mom still single
My condolences 🙏
This actually made me laugh. Helps take the edge of worrying if my Ma’s Breast cancer will come back. Thanks, man.
Sometimes we're focusing so much on surviving, that we forget to live. Everyday is a blessing.
As someone who's lost someone to cancer, and known two family members who beat cancer
This is awesome
I just lost my dad to cancer, I feel you
You lost to cancer?
My Mom has breast cancer, I showed her this and she laughed pretty hard. Thank you for making this, it made our day!
Smoking and getting lung cancer and being surprised is like petting a polar bear and wondering why you got mauled.
Future lesson for my uncle
@@HandsomeYoungSirsame
Who could of seen this coming he says while holding salmon
Smoker here. If I get lung cancer, I know it's on me and I wouldn't be shocked. But fuck it, we all gotta go sometime and actively shortening my life span so I don't dropkick a rude customer in the teeth and lose my job (or have to be stuck at said shitty job as long before I punch out) seems a decent trade-off to me.
Given the rate of forever chemicals being put into the air, in a few decades lung cancer might just be the next common cold.
All the Drake moments in the vid 💀
certified loverboy certified pdf files
Last video was lizzo and one is drake
Its how drake operates.
On the same day Kendrick released Not Like Us music vid too
@@0ffendingeverybody 👍
Cancer should be called ”Caillou syndrome” because it makes you bald and whiny
:0
Thats a good one
And cease to exist
@@0ffendingeverybody that’s what makes it *special*
HELP
You could also have what my dad had, which was a rare cancer only 50 people get in the US every year and has a literal 0% survival rate.
The doctors basically took one look and just went “you’ve got a few months max”
@@MaximMarstender you must be lovely company.
I’m sorry for your loss
@@davidoh14 I am actually. I'm the type of guy that never tries to get attention by lying and I never resort to brainrot to be funny. Quite like the opposite of that guy @timewaster504
@@MaximMarstender Boohoo
@@davidoh14 U serious?
This dude has achieved Mount Everest status in the comedy category. He managed to get me laughing about cancer. He did it in a madcap yet considerate way. He even threw education into it!!!
Praise this guy and his Offending Everybody channel!
4:17 btw. that’s not even an exaggeration. Rome, the Ottomans, Persia and many more empires have fallen large part because the guy who was supposed to be ruling the country was too busy “playing” with their harem girls
Atleast they weren’t maiden less, or whatever they called hoes back then😂
They def give my brain an extra chromosome
@@0ffendingeverybody i think they gave mine less
The ottomans didnt fall because of it it just made their falloff a possibility
ottomans could come back anytime in the time before 1830s
And thats why i named my 12 year old poptart "cancer"
Because she ruined your dreams?
is petting a dog too hard a reference to of mice and men?
This takes “Beating Cancer” to whole new levels…
@@0ffendingeverybody Or drake ruined it, we never know
@@CorlenoftheRoundTable I cannot agree more
The amount of Drake jokes in this video is INSANE 😭💀
Fr bro
His time of fame is gonna go forever 💀.we all know we're just waiting at this point
With all the shots fired you would of thought he was 50
@@0ffendingeverybodylmfao man
You’re joking on him every 5 minutes! I would ask if he did anything to you, but you’re probably _waaay_ out of the age range he’s looking for.
My mom got cancer two weeks ago and i needed this.
Lost my grandmother to stage 4 rectal cancer and this is the best video ive seen in so long thank you for a long needed laugh
having cancer is like your body commiting scuicide
I think of it as my body trying out immortality but in the worse way possible
That means our body is suicidal everyday since our body fights cancer cells every day
“I’ll take you thin mint” is crazy 😭🙏
The only sweet thing he's lookin for
*A Cancer Tier-list is something that I didn’t know I needed today lol*
5:06 this is literally the mindset of my patriotic friend
Patriots are inherently stupid regardless of the country.
4:38 NOT MY BALLS
That "Clear" was so unexpected I almost choked on my food
We got cancer tier list before GTA6🗣️🔥🔥🔥
You'll probably get a Religion Tier List before GTA 6
@@0ffendingeverybodyyou should make dictator tier list that would probably have me wheezing
Same@@SomeA.T.P.engineeronUA-cam
"let alone your dried up twix" IS A WILD ASS LINE 😭🙏
I genetically have a big risk of cancer and I love this vid. Keep up the good work
My mom died of cancer when I was 7, and I approve this message
As somebody who beat cancer this is how you beat cancer
The comments💀
Laughter really is the best medicine...aside from actual medicine
My mom didn't.
@@jetstreamsam8695i am sorry for your loss man.
I’m sorry to hear that.
Womp womp womp
hey mr offendingeverybody! would love to see you do a youtube predators tierlist, would be hilarious, keep up the good videos!
Absolutely. ❤️
I just got off Chemo, and I needed this. Thanks for the laugh.
Thanks man! I was planning on getting cancer but wasn’t sure which one I should start with as a beginner in the cancer community, but this really helped! I think I’ll start with skin cancer.
LOL
This was the first video of yours i’ve watched and i’m so glad it was, one of the most out of pocket things i’ve ever seen while still remaining tasteful, that’s genuinely impressive 😭
Skin:😊
Lungs:😔
Fun bags, eggs, and balls: let me die like a maaaaaan🤬💀
As a survivor of stage four Lymphoepithelial Carcinoma, I have to agree that the best thing to do when battling cancer is to always follow your doctor's instructions and try to make the most out of your time and do everything you wanted to that you're able to. This is especially important because you never know whether or not you'll even make it through all the treatments.
"HI, I'm goku. I heard you beat cancer. That must mean you're pretty strong" 😂
Why did I imagine a little kid who is basically skin and bones on life support, while Goku breaks through a wall into the room?
Yo my brother was recently diagnosed with AML and he’s kicking ass, lokey funny and I give you the anti-cancel pass.
I could def use that pass
Just got word he beat cancer today 😎
@@EliEngemanngreat👍🏿
@@EliEngemannFUCKING DUBS
Yk watching this video brought me some joy frfr. Just lost my grandmother to stage 4 pancreatic cancer last week. Had lived for 6 years with it tho and was in the top 1% of people who survived that long with it. Glad she got to go on hella trips after that tho and go to live a lot while she had it
7:05 THIS ONE IS WIIIILD
Nah what(¬_¬)
he’s not wrong these bichs are crazy in love with you so you gotta do what ya gotta do
My grandmother died from skin cancer. I should've showed this to her
4:24 dude great minds think alike. Them Angela biscuits are top tier
mellons
This is one of the most philosophical videos I have ever seen post-tierlist.
5:19 this killed me
2:46 my grandpa died of it
Im sorry that sucks dude
"GOT EM" - Cancer
@@0ffendingeverybody💀 this is too good
@@0ffendingeverybodydude too far😕
@@Trollfaceneverdies578its in the name brother offending everyone
" it's not just about surviving it's about living "
said once a wise man
--OffendingEverBody
My grandpa needed this 5 months ago
I’m so sorry that must be so hard for you I hope your doing ok🙏
Watching this after beating melanoma (skin cancer) cuz I had so many weird looking moles on my body.. This vid is hilarious man, keep it up ❤
Seeing this video makes me laugh, feel much better ngl. I have a bit of the same reaction about my testicular cancer diagnosis last year hahaha and my friends and family send me funny videos throughout my chemo treatment really helps.
6:07 Wait, my dog is named Roofus-
Uh oh
Uh oh
Uh oh
i didn't even noticed this title until 7:11
Drake was NOT surviving this one 😭
Lost my hardcore world today and watching you rank different cancers made me less sad about it. thank you :]
This guy is funny and actually helps people that is a 10/10 tuber right here
4:40 my brother had b@ll cancer and they tuck his left one 😢😢😢😢
🫡 sorry for his loss, saying this as a man
the drake jokes 💀
4:48 theres a reason this was made a couple days after mens mental health month and not during
Had a friend that died to cancer, I miss her, but she handled it like a boss.
I am a cancer survivor and I approve this message
Offeding the only channel that ill laugh at a joke and start questioning if im actually a good person 😭🤦🏿♂️
Good is subjective and open to interpretation
@@0ffendingeverybody shi you ain lying 🤷🏿♂️🫱🏻🫲🏿
@@0ffendingeverybodyYES
I just lost my grandpa and this video kinda help
7:21 oh no not the teir 3 twitch simp cancer💀
My dad had pancreatic cancer. He survived the surgery over twenty years ago and is still going strong.
Recently I got through stomach cancer.Now my score is 2-0. I loved the video what you said is true. Laugh about it. And medicine
the drake jabs lmao
2:17 not the little boys too 😭
Bro made fun of Drake more than Kendrick 💀💀
I'll I'm hearing is we need to collab. He needs to see my Drake Dating Simulator
@@0ffendingeverybody “Drake Dating Simulator - 0ffendingeverybody, ft Kendrick Lamar”
@@0ffendingeverybodynot high school😭😭
@@0ffendingeverybody5 year olds don’t have phones or computers tho
Your videos helped me realize I need to stop being a poptart and go to the gym. Thanks for opening my eyes!
As a cancer survivor this is true on many levels 👍🏻
Bro already made me laugh 0:04
ME TO
nah 7:30 is fucking vile and i love it goat joke
Didn’t know pancreatic cancer has the least survival rate. I knew someone who had it for 15 years
Knew...
@Weirdo69 🤔
There's many form of developement in cancer, depending on your body ability to fight it off naturaly, which is a thing btw, and what you eat, and do.
I have one, since may last year, it's slowy gaining on me and i'm tired, but being religious on diet, fasting, and exercise, i could fight it off, i refused any form of treatements since i know, the part producing amylase is gone, so ever feculate, and most carbs i cant digest them anymore, just need an absolute iron will of surviving for the joy of living in our dystopia.
It's BAD
watched my mom fade away from pancreatic cancer, she was lucky to live 5 years after the diagnosis, died when I was 16. The last thing she said to me funnily enough, was "you better hope my life insurance pays for this house or you're going to hate me"
10/7/1973 - 7/7/2022
she was alright ig
rip sorry goat you dropped this 👑
Honestly 10/10 last words
my grandpa had something leaking into his brain and he died in 2022 and even though i will have it too i laughed at this video and i thank the creator for making me feel better about myself 😊
5:58 of Mice of Men Lennie reference (NO WAY)
4:54 my brother in christ you got a vasctomy would it even matter that much. edit: actually sorry about that
Blud is neutral in politics we have a good youtuber folks
This is by far THE BEST UA-camr in the world.
"Laugh at your cancer." My grandma litterally did that and she is still very healthy, she had cervical cancer and the cancer health service in Spain was bad. But she got out of it🙏
5:53 HELL YEAH MY CANCER WAS RANKED HIGGGH
nawwwww
@@meowsicalesdarkshadow5825 if it was ranked lower i might have had to fight the other ones
did you survive? or do you still have it
@@stonee402 oh i was two when i had it im A-OK
@@TriEyeOfficial u beat cancer? Wow that's great man watch out for goku though
Only 1:30 minutes into this video so far and shit is crazy 💀 ESPECIALLY THE GIRL SCOUT DRAKE LINE 💀💀
As some one who had leukemia as a child every thing he said is way to accurate
Got diagnosed in December with a stage 4. Sadly mine didn’t make the list (which is concerning) but laughing about it and making dumb jokes with friends about it has been the best medicine… that and the chemo I guess but only one of those make me feel better.
2:03 “Proving God doesn’t like children” I want to clarify for those who are offended that this is a joke and you should remember that the root of all corruption (Satan) doesn’t like children. He is and WILL ALWAYS BE the enemy.
You know Satan, even in the Bible, is just a title
And that God has killed _millions_ more than 'Satan' 😋
Thanks for this one💀
💀
I knew a girl who survived brain cancer. She was in 4-5th grade while fighting and then she beat it. Props to her.
hey i finally found the original comment! a nono comment bot stole it and got top
Omg someone did steal my comment. Wth man 😭
Wow that person is literally just a bot that steals. Hope that girl is doing good and is living a happy life.
@@-Mlem- people will be disgusting just to grab people's IPs and shit
@@CERESISAWFUL she’s very happy now and is super sweat. She one of the toughest girls I know. She grew long beautiful brown hair, gained a lot of strength in a short amount of time, and is very smart. She’s a very kind and sweet girl
Yeah the further we go the more the channels name stands.
I’m going to go ahead and say this channel really needs more attention, content is hilarious 😂
7:47 cancer rizz
Spittin that pitty game
0:49 AAARGGGHH
2:04 didn't age well....
Nothing but bangers my friend
My grandfather died of cancer and I say that this is a great video