The more I watch this stuff, the less embarrassed I feel about some of the stupid things I've done in my life. Plus I get easy laughs and entertainment. It's a win win.
18:47 >bro on his phone >doesn't notice the slackline in front of him >woman is walking on said slackline *in heels* which is very impressive >dude walks into slackline, falling over and knocking over the woman >blames it on the woman
Bro I would be so pissed if I was her, I’d just straight up show him the video and laugh in his face, bro couldn’t take his eyes off his phone for 2 seconds to watch where he is going
i was fixing to say this, i was like, dude, she was there, you were the one paying more attention to your phone than a damn tight rope that was already set up
No joke, 6:40 is a great way to drown. You have no idea how powerful water is. You put all your effort into swimming, run out of energy, struggle to stay above water, and then sink and never resurface. Edit - just to hammer the point home, don’t do that, seriously, don’t.
FailArmy doesn't care. Most of these clips are incredibly dangerous lol. The rock climber who falls, the 2 parachuting ones, some of the skating ones could all have ended up as fatal accidents but that's why FailArmy posts them and reuses the clips. They think someone almost dying is funny.
@@Heroo01 They are maybe worthless, but play a role in the sorting of the comments if you sort them by relevance or whatever that filter is called in English.
@@Lampe2020 not really, youtube basically just randomizes it. it just means that youll see the biggest comments within a few pages of scrolling. still, that means it's worthless. if people see the bot's comment, they get the same amount of info as if they'd seen the real one. it literally doesn't matter
@@Heroo01 Why do I want to disagree with you? It's because I've done it before, and to people, not bots. Also, it's not worthless, to give a like on a comment. I've seen people react once they get enough likes. If *you* think it's worthless, then I suggest *you* read comments sections after you're done watching videos.
1:36 The good news is that no tragedies occurred. The Fail Army communique is that there was, in fact, a failure. I believe they were supposed to synchronize the opening of their chutes.
@ around the 28:40 mark.... I got so stressed out for that poor dog. Those people were fucking that up so badly it looked like they were waterboarding the dog.
Skaters, cyclists, sledders continue getting rekt but they never learn lol. Just use the thing normally and youll have fun, exercise and not break teeth/get brain damage.
5:39 I can't wait until women realize how empowering and confident no clothes makes you feel over the skin tight, almost painted on looking ones they wear now is. I understand that before the skin tight leggins that are actually sewn so as to go up your ass crack and give a perfect outline of your ass, women were oppressively forced to skateboard and do other athletic activities in jeans, or shorts, or sweatpants,and shirts. Then finally someone who respected women and didn't see them as an object invented clothing that appears like your skin is painted and not actually covered with clothing and women could feel more confident and empowered and preform better. I just can't wait for the day when they realize it is even more performance enhancing and empowering and confidence boosting to wear nothing at all. I mean, if the skin tight clothes help women preform better at the gym and other athletic activities and they are only, "wearing it for themselves" then imagine how being naked would amplify that even further. You would be unstoppable. You go strong women and show the world you don't have to be confined by their objectifying confidence and performance destroying jeans, or sweat pants, or t shirts like men wear during these activities, you can be your best naked selves..
he was too pumped by the time he fell, he may have chosen the wrong size nut or rushed placing that piece in the rock. trad fails aren't funny especially when he didn't necessarily do anything obviously wrong
16:50 Thoughts in the dude's head at this moment: "There is no ignorance - there is knowledge. There is no passion - there is serenity. There is no chaos - there is harmony. There is no death - there is the Great Force."😅
Which clips get the gold, silver, and bronze?
1: 0:55
2: 1:20
3: 1:28
1 3:46
2 3:41
3 3:51
Out of all inventions, the skateboard must have hurt the most humans 😂
...some of these are actually concerning like major injuries dude...
😊❤😊❤😊
The more I watch this stuff, the less embarrassed I feel about some of the stupid things I've done in my life. Plus I get easy laughs and entertainment. It's a win win.
😊😊
18:47 >bro on his phone
>doesn't notice the slackline in front of him
>woman is walking on said slackline *in heels* which is very impressive
>dude walks into slackline, falling over and knocking over the woman
>blames it on the woman
Bro I would be so pissed if I was her, I’d just straight up show him the video and laugh in his face, bro couldn’t take his eyes off his phone for 2 seconds to watch where he is going
pretty sure that's a skit 😆
@@defeatSpace even if it is, that would still be annoying either way, I’m just saying it would be infuriating
You powers of observation are prodigious.
@@defeatSpace People are big enough assholes in real life that's it's plausible it's real. I hope it's just a skit.
0:55 the whole gym felt that one
The fact that everyone in the room went "AHH-OOOHH!" gives me life. 🤣
1:37 I could've sworn FailArmy was about to show me someone getting splatted out and then be like "No One was Harmed"
would've been a shame, since they're in my native city
They settled for: OMG are you OK?
I don't even see what was a fail about that clip.
Seems like a complete success to me.
@@Tjalve70 I guess he opened his parachute too late so it's a "fail"?
@@Sithhy The Fail was that if you zoomed in, you could probably see the brown stain on his pants...
The way the girl turned at her father was like she was in a movie scene 😂
16:49 dude acts like it’s her fault..
i was fixing to say this, i was like, dude, she was there, you were the one paying more attention to your phone than a damn tight rope that was already set up
That's what they do, isn't it????
@@1jidion You don't comment on the same clip.
No Ball in the House! At least that's what my mom always said. 😎
@@thegreencat9947 a few donuts short of a dozen
Dude punching the punching machine itself omfg , that's a broken hand easily.
2:13 the clumsiest thing I've ever seen.
"Are you ok, honey?"😂😂😂
She got publicly EMBARRASSED 😂😂😂
best part was the 'Fauk Off' that Hannah said to her mom as she ran away
It would be cool if she ended up winning that race. 🙂
@@tamehamehaprints3604 nah she said that to some dude in the background that said run 🤣
🤣😂😂😂😂
No joke, 6:40 is a great way to drown. You have no idea how powerful water is. You put all your effort into swimming, run out of energy, struggle to stay above water, and then sink and never resurface.
Edit - just to hammer the point home, don’t do that, seriously, don’t.
I totally agree with you. I felt like I was dying watching it. And I live along the Susquehanna River so I can understand how crazy that can get
FailArmy doesn't care. Most of these clips are incredibly dangerous lol. The rock climber who falls, the 2 parachuting ones, some of the skating ones could all have ended up as fatal accidents but that's why FailArmy posts them and reuses the clips. They think someone almost dying is funny.
That would have made it more hilarious
None of these are funny😮 more startling than anything else
Honestly, I think the fact he was ABLE to swim to the ladder is pretty impressive.
Love from Bihar INDIA 🇮🇳❤
@3:08 that "meep" was everything
favorite part!
These falls and mistakes are proof that it’s not always easy. Thanks to the athletes for giving us these funny moments!"
25:38 This was actually really impressive. Such a shame he didn't stick the landing.
I was thinking the exact same thing. Even without sticking the landing that was just impressive stuff.
It would've been hard to stick that landing with the speed he was going. (Speaking from no personal experience, LOL.) 🙂
If that last move had worked, it would have been a masterpiece. 😎😎
🤣😂😂😂
Alternate title: That's gonna leave a mark.
At least a category 😅
0:56 Woof! Not only did the pole vaulter clear the bar he also… “sticked the landing”!
good to see you have a sense of humor and not a giant stick up your butt
@@beto-zc3ui👏
I'm looking at all the people in the background...so many reactions lol
He got EMBARRASSED 😂😂😂
You never fail to deliver hilarious content.
It mystifies me how we, as a species, survived the ice age bottleneck.
Because they didn't have Tik Tok.
Which species?
@@declamatory We, obviously.
They didn't do stupid shit like this
Strength in numbers
Holy shit. The comedic timing on that hammer at 15:35 is better than 75% of standup comics working today.
7:20 All this dude did was invent a neat way to break his own neck! 😂😂😂😂😂
I just can't get over how stupid that was!! 😂😂😂
That got off guard almost made me trip downstairs
กีฬากับเรื่องซวยๆอย่างนี้ไม่น่ารอดอีก
0:00 เล่นลูกตุ้ม ลูกตุ้มลงแล้ว ตัวพลาดร่วงลงพื้นเจ็บระเนระนาดเลย
0:44 เตะบอล เตะฟุตบอลแล้วพลาดไปที่เพดานตอบกลับไปโดนกบาลเละเลย
2:31ตีกอล์ฟ ตีลูกกอล์ฟไปแล้วไม้ตีกอล์ฟไปฟาดหลังผู้เล่นเจ็บเลยดูสภาพไม่ดีเลย
2:53 เล่นโหนท่อนยาว ห้อยโหนหมุนไปหมุนมาแล้วพลาดจนท่อนหลุดกระเด็น
2:48 ยืนในสเก็ตบอร์ด จะพยายามกระโดดแล้วสุดท้ายร่วงลงพื้นกระเด็นไปแบบนี้เลย
4:44 กีฬาทางน้ำตอนที่ทรงตัวในพื้น นอนในพื้นน้ำและค่อยลุกขึ้นมาที่พื้นน้ำจนสุดท้ายก็ร่วงไม่มีท่ามีทางดูม้าดูเรือเลย
Oof, that bowling ball to the face 😬
Something definitively broke 🫣
Probably a factory reset for dude..
Love it
7:44 The sound he made!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I love the guy who walked into the slack line and then yelled at the woman because he wasn't paying attention to where he was going. Classic.
But not real.
This was a joy to watch! Maybe include more diverse settings next time.
They should be sent to the Olympics
no the " Ohh-limp-iks"
So the real athletes can have a laugh
The Paralympics
Yes because they won't have the skill for it
6:19 this guy clearly has the vision set. 😂
I love you so much! I recently just found your kislux and i’m in love!! Your videos are so fun and you energy is just MWAH! keep living your life
How did bro miss😂💀 3:33
0:30 Look at how bent that front tire rim is. WOW!
4:19 That golf shot was AWESOME. I was hoping it would drop in.
Are these people trying to suffer traumatic brain injury? Maybe they're so stupid already it won't make a difference.
*these videos are really interesting and funny, thanks for sharing😊*
Glad you think so!
2:26 so that's the sound you make when you think you're about to die
You've been copied by one of those butt-PFP-bots. I searched for your comment to give you and not the bot the thumbs-up.
@@Lampe2020 why would it matter bro, likes are worthless
@@Heroo01
They are maybe worthless, but play a role in the sorting of the comments if you sort them by relevance or whatever that filter is called in English.
@@Lampe2020 not really, youtube basically just randomizes it. it just means that youll see the biggest comments within a few pages of scrolling.
still, that means it's worthless. if people see the bot's comment, they get the same amount of info as if they'd seen the real one. it literally doesn't matter
@@Heroo01 Why do I want to disagree with you? It's because I've done it before, and to people, not bots. Also, it's not worthless, to give a like on a comment.
I've seen people react once they get enough likes. If *you* think it's worthless, then I suggest *you* read comments sections after you're done watching videos.
Thanks for the incredible video! It was a joy to watch.
Thank you too!
So that's the noise you make when you think you're about to meet your maker? Sounds like a cat getting startled by a cucumber! 2:26
12:55 is pure gold. classic, but gold.
Hell has officially frozen over. FailArmy got new content!!!!
you’re literally my comfort person i love you kislux !
Honestly, getting a 1 on that punching machine is more impressive than a 999
These comments are like a breath of fresh air. Thank you for the kind words.
Gold Medal for Most Idiotic?
Trying to break a 2x4 with your elbow. Twice!
Also the guy trying to get to the golfball on the ice who keeps ignoring his friend's (correct) advice. 😂
well done!
this was a THOROUGHLY entertaining set, better than usual
I bet Hannah still hasn’t recovered from that emotional trauma
She got publicly EMBARRASSED 😂😂😂
Do we know if she's reached the finish line yet ?
@@Smartychase Smarty pants!! LOL!
This is what therapy/counseling is for. ;-)
9:08 “you good?” Lmao
1:27 That guy's laugh hit the limiter.
so fun watching these clips, makes my day every time.
0:55 I love how he stiffens up *mid-air* then immediately limps falling down.
Great video, well done in every way 🤩
Everyone were harmed 😂🎉
*was
I would have been incapacitated. 😁
3:25 "Well, get the fish"
Yes, at least they got the fish. 😊😊
2:00 SCOTT STERLING!
FailArmy deserves way more subs like 300M
2:30 We'd be throwing hands after that
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*This is a good video, It very funny to make me laugh* 🤣🤣
0:53 Medic afterwards; "We've never had to remove one of those before!"
He got EMBARRASSED 😂😂😂
I don't ask for much-just that whoever reads this finds health, happiness, and love in abundance. Wishing you a beautiful day, my friend!
U too❤❤
15:14 nearly breakes arm and still goes in for the second shot hahahahaha
Thank you for the awesome video! It was truly captivating.
1:36 The good news is that no tragedies occurred. The Fail Army communique is that there was, in fact, a failure. I believe they were supposed to synchronize the opening of their chutes.
I mean Id be surprised if the guy didnt break his leg or something when he fell. That was going to be a very bad one.
It would have been more hilarious if the chute failed to open
2:33 Damn! You hit Tim Cook right in his Apples!
That one looked painful lol
Slackline in heels, that's some final boss shit 💀
24:22 장대 떨리는거 개웃기넼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Can anyone actually pass the 'try not to laugh' challenge with these hilarious moments
0:44 He didn't take out the lights. That's a big improvement over the typical fail!
The dad's death stare when his daughter hit the ball through the garage window 😆
4:30
That's like one available ball short of a 'Charlie Brown Kick'.
Oh come on, 4:32 was really funny😂😂😂😂
2:13 still trying to work out what happened?
Same, I watched it like 20 times and still can't understand it. Incomprehensible levels of uncoordination I guess. Maybe he shot her lol
@@jeremy5939 ha ha ha....right in the foot.
Some people just weren't made to deal with gravity.
No.
@ around the 28:40 mark.... I got so stressed out for that poor dog.
Those people were fucking that up so badly it looked like they were waterboarding the dog.
Pure comedic genius! I can’t stop chuckling!
2:14 typical Hannah
0:42 bro looked like the rock rofl😂
6:22 Failarmy showing some of the most stupid, dangerous, possibly life threatening stuff but a beer? Nah we gotta blur that
This video is of excellent quality!
Skaters, cyclists, sledders continue getting rekt but they never learn lol. Just use the thing normally and youll have fun, exercise and not break teeth/get brain damage.
5:39 I can't wait until women realize how empowering and confident no clothes makes you feel over the skin tight, almost painted on looking ones they wear now is. I understand that before the skin tight leggins that are actually sewn so as to go up your ass crack and give a perfect outline of your ass, women were oppressively forced to skateboard and do other athletic activities in jeans, or shorts, or sweatpants,and shirts. Then finally someone who respected women and didn't see them as an object invented clothing that appears like your skin is painted and not actually covered with clothing and women could feel more confident and empowered and preform better. I just can't wait for the day when they realize it is even more performance enhancing and empowering and confidence boosting to wear nothing at all. I mean, if the skin tight clothes help women preform better at the gym and other athletic activities and they are only, "wearing it for themselves" then imagine how being naked would amplify that even further. You would be unstoppable. You go strong women and show the world you don't have to be confined by their objectifying confidence and performance destroying jeans, or sweat pants, or t shirts like men wear during these activities, you can be your best naked selves..
That rock climber one wasn't funny, that dude was legit inches from death.
You could hear it in his voice after his first safety failed too.
he was too pumped by the time he fell, he may have chosen the wrong size nut or rushed placing that piece in the rock. trad fails aren't funny especially when he didn't necessarily do anything obviously wrong
I've read about guys whose anchors all zipped out and it is frightening.
At least the belay guy didn't get pulled off.
16:50 Thoughts in the dude's head at this moment:
"There is no ignorance - there is knowledge. There is no passion - there is serenity.
There is no chaos - there is harmony.
There is no death - there is the Great Force."😅
If you haven't heard a scream of someone who suddenly thinks their life is over then the rock climber is your first taste
Best compilation, and i verry like this videos! 😂👌
Man that 2nd skydiver waited a LONG time
Bronze: 4:40 Silver: 20:30 Gold: 16:54
+EXTRA: 26:12 a backward-sittin-skating powerblank fail (big respect)
Wow my video made it! I’m the skateboarder at the 22:10 mark. The skateboard missed my buddies head by a few inches
16:53 the Dad’s like “really?! Really?! “Lol. 😆
Amazing content [09:26], I love how you explain everything so clearly!
Unbelievable that there are such funny moments! 😂"
This channel has a problem. I get so mesmerized that I forget to like about 30% of the time 😎
Humor in sports situations always makes me feel happy and attracted to watch the whole video.
17:12 That's the most hilarious fail! OMG
Are there still some people in our world who are normal?
That Skydiving 🪂 fail was hilarious.😂😂😂
thanks for all the great content
0:19🤣🤣🤣
0:22😂😂😂
0:28😂😂😂
2:26😱😱😱
0:40 Johnny Sins preparing for another job.
THE VIDEO IS FUNNY BUT ALSO VERY DANGEROUS 20:15
This video deserves an Oscar… for Best Comedy Performance by a Viewer
Props to the blind man for trying
26:15 The poor girl was very good, but her hair got caught in her roller skates.😔😔
Couldn't stop laughing at 3:15! 😂
I LIKE VIDEOS
8:13 the way this dude immediately blamed the lady for his lack of attention towards his surroundings.
2:13
"Are you ok, honey?"😂😂😂