Soy Lore V2

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  • Опубліковано 4 чер 2024
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  • @jimboanimations4041
    @jimboanimations4041 Рік тому +9871

    This video made me feel like a poor Victorian age child that got sent to the future and was put on the internet for the first time.

    • @hoonteri1760
      @hoonteri1760 Рік тому +527

      this perfectly encapsulates the feeling of watching this video wtf

    • @Hrrrrrrrrrreng
      @Hrrrrrrrrrreng Рік тому +222

      I’m 20 and I feel the exact same way. Still reeling from chudjak.

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba Рік тому +348

      >This video made me f-ACK!

    • @cheesywithers
      @cheesywithers Рік тому +14

      Same.. wtf

    • @t_0246
      @t_0246 Рік тому +127

      " Im not familiar of these humo-ack!"

  • @wacopaco2099
    @wacopaco2099 Рік тому +4216

    If you showed this to someone 10 years ago, they’d throw you into a prison

  • @ratshave4748
    @ratshave4748 Рік тому +2014

    This video could obliterate the mind of anyone over the age of 40

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 Рік тому +92

      I am over 40, and can confirm.

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 10 місяців тому +73

      @@MarquisLeary34damn bro. That’s coal.

    • @hrmpug1092
      @hrmpug1092 10 місяців тому +53

      I’m 16 and my mind has crashed.

    • @gradeon2848
      @gradeon2848 9 місяців тому +42

      I'm 24 and I can barely keep up.

    • @EvidentlyFire
      @EvidentlyFire 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@MarquisLeary34oh you shouldn't have said that, my spine is tingling for you, it's all real, there's a party and they are coming for you

  • @fibber2991
    @fibber2991 Рік тому +768

    >kway
    >sharty
    >subreddits
    This isn't even coal or dust, this is literal ash

    • @Nikotheleepic
      @Nikotheleepic Рік тому +116

      Just like the chosen billions

    • @fibber2991
      @fibber2991 Рік тому +61

      @@Nikotheleepic sadly not yet.

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 Рік тому +47

      1935 ash albeit

    • @roozbeh6999
      @roozbeh6999 10 місяців тому +28

      ​@@Nikotheleepicnever happened, i wish it did

    • @EyePatchGuy88
      @EyePatchGuy88 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Nikotheleepic Soon....

  • @kratnoe228
    @kratnoe228 Рік тому +7333

    "You can't force a soyjack, it musty simply contain the essence of soy, with the exception of cobson. Soyjack became jack, wich became jacobson, wich became cobson. Cobson was the most forced coal in history, he was known as coalson."
    Jesse, what the hell are you talking about...

  • @Darcco900
    @Darcco900 Рік тому +3099

    I'm just imagining what's going through the mind of the 70 year old boomer who subscribed to you after your Yes review while he watches this

    • @RM-el3gw
      @RM-el3gw Рік тому +84

      XD good one... The Yes video seems so out of place compared to the rest. Crazy someone this young would know or even like that band at all

    • @thebesto7787
      @thebesto7787 Рік тому +73

      @@RM-el3gw It got pretty popular among the younger crowd when Jojo used Roundabout, though

    • @realperson5575
      @realperson5575 Рік тому +114

      >though

    • @doritoburrito4540
      @doritoburrito4540 Рік тому +10

      @@RM-el3gw i gotta agree that yes is pretty well known because of jojo, though i wish they wouldn't shit up every comment section they find. i saw them on a tribe called quest song once for some fuckin reason
      but yeah all those 70s bands are starting to slip away into history now. i went to a steve hackett concert this year and i felt privileged to be seeing it as a 20 year old. every single other person i saw there was in their 30s at least, most of them above 40s.

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba Рік тому +36

      >I'm just im-ACK!

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 9 місяців тому +1303

    This video unironically makes me feel better about myself. I thought I was terminally online, but it turns out, there are depths of internet lore that even I haven't been privy to.

    • @lukethekuya
      @lukethekuya 9 місяців тому +206

      >this video unironic-ACKKKKKKK

    • @42carlos
      @42carlos 8 місяців тому +91

      >I though-ACKKKKKKK!

    • @cincinnati4391
      @cincinnati4391 7 місяців тому +20

      This shit is unreal

    • @TurboPacks
      @TurboPacks 6 місяців тому

      ​@cincinnati4391 I would --ACK you but I don't want to be a poser

    • @NiB-Productions
      @NiB-Productions 6 місяців тому +3

      @@lukethekuya poser

  • @ShreddedNerd
    @ShreddedNerd  Рік тому +431

    Walkable Cities

    • @test1q7
      @test1q7 Рік тому +177

      Biblically accurate angels

    • @nyx2875
      @nyx2875 Рік тому +42

      God I'm so epic for posting this!

    • @hambubger8225
      @hambubger8225 Рік тому +101

      Liminal spaces

    • @trevorfranks69
      @trevorfranks69 Рік тому +20

      Subscribable necessities

    • @skellt
      @skellt Рік тому +28

      Um, got a source for that?

  • @HEWHOTAWNS
    @HEWHOTAWNS Рік тому +4553

    I genuinely cannot tell where the real shit begins and the meme ends great video

    • @pocztmistrzztczewa
      @pocztmistrzztczewa Рік тому +131

      Are you trying to imply that memes aren't real, though?

    • @basileusgaming7047
      @basileusgaming7047 Рік тому +288

      I genuinely - ACK

    • @michal5642
      @michal5642 Рік тому +110

      it is unironically all real

    • @crispyandspicy6813
      @crispyandspicy6813 Рік тому +1

      If you need scientfyik peer reviewrino studies to be sure if the story of the soyverse is real you are a soyjak yourself

    • @hoonterofhoonters6588
      @hoonterofhoonters6588 Рік тому +68

      "The shawti" website is the only thing that I didn't understand. I assume that it's a smaller chan board. I understood everything else, much to my chagrin, and it's all real. It's just explained in the most brain-rotting way possible.

  • @sithmakuta2579
    @sithmakuta2579 Рік тому +2967

    I love how you can hear the struggle to contain a laugh when he's explaining the origin of Chudjak.

    • @Jolis_Parsec
      @Jolis_Parsec Рік тому +115

      Frank Grimes and John Oliver are forever preserved in chudjak glory. 😏

    • @ijusthatenormiesihavenooth1164
      @ijusthatenormiesihavenooth1164 Рік тому +251

      I love how leftypol tried to debunk the 'the left can't meme' meme with the chudjak and it blew up in their FACE

    • @doddermodd
      @doddermodd Рік тому

      @@ijusthatenormiesihavenooth1164 literally muh holesum deboonkerinos

    • @bitshox1215
      @bitshox1215 Рік тому

      ​@@ijusthatenormiesihavenooth1164 sublime cope

    • @micromints1735
      @micromints1735 Рік тому

      @@ijusthatenormiesihavenooth1164 It didn't, you fuckwit. You didn't win this one.

  • @HonkeyKong54
    @HonkeyKong54 Рік тому +720

    4chan is dead and has been invaded by gay Redditors

    • @shroomer3867
      @shroomer3867 11 місяців тому +133

      Gredditors

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 10 місяців тому +38

      Same thing

    • @HonkeyKong54
      @HonkeyKong54 10 місяців тому +2

      First they would steal all the “safe-ish” comedy/memes that would come from 4chan spreading them around and running them into the ground and now they’ve infiltrated the platform and ruined it. Pseudo intellectual hipster dbags.

    • @roozbeh6999
      @roozbeh6999 10 місяців тому +177

      Predditors

    • @user-vo4xv4zi1t
      @user-vo4xv4zi1t 10 місяців тому +149

      Peditors
      Troonitors
      Groomitors
      ack

  • @ursamajor3362
    @ursamajor3362 Рік тому +842

    No troonjak mention?
    Chudsisters.. did we just lose?

  • @moralitiesaspook168
    @moralitiesaspook168 Рік тому +2177

    Glistening, glimmering, bone-chilling, slow-burn, genre-defining gemerald.

    • @zun92
      @zun92 Рік тому +76

      ACK

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife Рік тому +40

      Keep Yourself Safe

    • @sunshineskystar
      @sunshineskystar Рік тому +42

      Spine-tingling, thought provoking, expectation subverting,

    • @zun92
      @zun92 Рік тому +32

      @@sunshineskystar plan trusting, 2 weeks waiting, mind breaking, eye rubbing, timeline shifting Q gem

    • @NuclearSmoores
      @NuclearSmoores Рік тому +6

      Self arrest yourself

  • @JKSmith-qs2ii
    @JKSmith-qs2ii Рік тому +2084

    We need a goyslop lore.

    • @Vandarte_translator
      @Vandarte_translator Рік тому +57

      fr fr

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 Рік тому +264

      First ve make zem eat ze soy, zen ve make zem eat ze bugs!

    • @akul2851
      @akul2851 Рік тому +118

      Its called a Nikocado Video

    • @YehudiNimol
      @YehudiNimol Рік тому +77

      @No SMOrcing "It's the Jews that are making me eat that food, not me! You have to understand, mom!"

    • @elbasado481
      @elbasado481 Рік тому +12

      fr fr bruh ongod

  • @Glitch-Gremlin
    @Glitch-Gremlin Рік тому +237

    Why is this video so funny?
    *BECAUSE... IT JUST IS, OKAY?!*

  • @nou1178
    @nou1178 Рік тому +173

    My Fauci, he didn't mention the dancing swede...

  • @tacky4237
    @tacky4237 Рік тому +1600

    i love how he barely holds character trying to explain these absurdist inside jokes.

  • @hexdanoff
    @hexdanoff Рік тому +723

    >calling cobson coal
    Absolute brimstone of a channel

  • @auraguard0212
    @auraguard0212 9 місяців тому +70

    The only leftypol meme to float, and it floated because even the people it was mocking found it hilarious. I think there's a lesson we can learn here.

    • @fleebogazeezig6642
      @fleebogazeezig6642 7 місяців тому +32

      The edits of the chudjak where he’s put in classic pieces of western artwork are some of the funniest things I’ve seen.

    • @jeffpussylol2578
      @jeffpussylol2578 4 місяці тому

      I think the fact that it looks like John Oliver also played into it

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 Рік тому +240

    I love how every so often in this video, you can hear the narrator holding back his laughter. You can tell that reading the script for this video pushed this man to the absolute limit.

  • @BigScreamingBaby
    @BigScreamingBaby Рік тому +964

    This is what utter madness looks like

  • @fentanylandfriends
    @fentanylandfriends Рік тому +638

    >no troonjaks
    >no tnd
    >no cp
    shartysisters...they aren't being transparent about us...

    • @rainingfallout3043
      @rainingfallout3043 Рік тому +135

      @Mr Heck iFunny is pretty based albeit

    • @Kodeb8
      @Kodeb8 Рік тому +121

      @Mr Heck ifunny is based THOUGH

    • @test18fort
      @test18fort Рік тому +133

      >based
      >albeit
      >THOUGH

    • @jaif7327
      @jaif7327 Рік тому +9

      @@Kodeb8 let me guess, feature creature you are ?

    • @jaif7327
      @jaif7327 Рік тому +31

      @@rainingfallout3043 u mean ilatinx?

  • @noah_hill
    @noah_hill Рік тому +82

    He is scared of the 'tube troons

    • @dernan2
      @dernan2 Рік тому +50

      he didnt have the balls to mention troonjak, aka the gemmiest variant ever.

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 11 місяців тому +5

      @@dernan2 ERMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...................... COBSON WOULD LIKE TO PRESS X TO DOUBT THOUGH.

  • @KnightGunny
    @KnightGunny Рік тому +182

    not even mentioning troonjak

    • @user-se8de2ly6c
      @user-se8de2ly6c Рік тому +37

      Troons are cooooming for yuo

    • @luisrenato4089
      @luisrenato4089 9 місяців тому +35

      No mention of troonjak nor TND, 'tube jannies would be mad

    • @SuperBetaBuxbros.
      @SuperBetaBuxbros. Місяць тому +5

      He would get ACKED if he mentioned it

  • @solidusgadget
    @solidusgadget Рік тому +686

    I love how wojak evolved into whole folklore of the internet.

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba Рік тому +161

      >I love how woj-ACK!

    • @solidusgadget
      @solidusgadget Рік тому +9

      @@atomic_bomba харош

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba Рік тому +84

      ywnbaw

    • @djwquggfds
      @djwquggfds Рік тому

      @@atomic_bomba ты че под всеми видео про шарти насрал?

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 Рік тому +49

      @@solidusgadget Ivan why aren’t you on the front lines against trans Ukraine?

  • @deyoviC
    @deyoviC Рік тому +503

    "Experts weigh in: Here's why being called 'soyjack' by conspiracy theorists means more than a compliment"

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba Рік тому +105

      >Experts weight in: Here's why being c-ACK!

    • @crispyandspicy6813
      @crispyandspicy6813 Рік тому +51

      Experts weigh in this experts weigh in that how bout you start telling us why experts weigh in the ballpark of 300 pounds?

    • @deyoviC
      @deyoviC Рік тому +30

      @@crispyandspicy6813 fucking autocorrect they/themsplaining me.

    • @absolutelypitiful.600
      @absolutelypitiful.600 Рік тому +9

      @@deyoviC Kek

    • @Dr0dd
      @Dr0dd Рік тому +13

      source?

  • @gore780
    @gore780 10 місяців тому +120

    Millions must learn

  • @Alchemeri
    @Alchemeri 7 місяців тому +65

    I think i finally understand what older people feel when seeing current memes and niche internet communities

    • @ferreira991
      @ferreira991 7 місяців тому +8

      I am 32 and already feel like a completely alienated old fart.

    • @TheFingledorf
      @TheFingledorf 7 місяців тому +6

      Rage comics

    • @lukethekuya
      @lukethekuya 6 місяців тому +16

      ^mindbroken frogGOD

    • @joniboi3699
      @joniboi3699 5 місяців тому +8

      Nah, this shit is on another level of confusing. This isn't just a new generation of humour sort of thing. It's more like 0.001% of the population and specifically people that never see sunlight that would be into this "humour" (boring inside jokes made amongst a small 4chan community that no longer exists).

    • @filler7149
      @filler7149 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@joniboi3699 >le you have to be a losernerd to enjoy the evolved way of calling people gay
      I picked up this honour style before I even heard of the 'arty thoughaleverbeit

  • @Nick-hb6ox
    @Nick-hb6ox Рік тому +566

    You can hear the narrator slowly losing his mind as he goes deeper into the lore

  • @somerandomname3124
    @somerandomname3124 Рік тому +806

    "I don't want to explain to my friends what a soyjak is and why I am one now."
    Pathetic, I for one hope to become a jak someday.

  • @Leaf4825
    @Leaf4825 Рік тому +123

    >Explains soyjaks to the normies
    Coal

    • @Leaf4825
      @Leaf4825 11 місяців тому +19

      @@DoNotFuss >>Explai- ACK- ACK

    • @maxi5208
      @maxi5208 4 місяці тому

      @@Leaf4825 xister deleted xeir ack comment, hope youre proud, transphobe.

  • @mr.k7457
    @mr.k7457 Рік тому +60

    Nojack is often portrayed as a lemon

  • @fbafroguy6200
    @fbafroguy6200 Рік тому +1007

    Ah the soy jack, the Nintendo playing, science loving Redditor truly is quite a unique specimen.

  • @spiciestsenpai
    @spiciestsenpai Рік тому +215

    this is essentially what history documentaries are gonna look like in a hundred years

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba Рік тому +26

      >This is essenti-ACK!

    • @sss1029
      @sss1029 11 місяців тому

      ​@@atomic_bombawhy did you reply to everything? Are you some sort of a sperg?

  • @chokabitch9342
    @chokabitch9342 3 місяці тому +35

    This video feels like it’s for twitter users who saw a greentext Twitter account. No troonjaks, No ACK, No YWNBAW, Not explaining the spade with the Q, Zero TND posts, Pretending that Chud isn’t a beloved mascot of the “alt right”, “Troons winning”, it’s Beyond brimstone. Pure ifunny 9Gag rot made for someone who didn’t lurk enough.

    • @glabalkik
      @glabalkik 3 місяці тому +15

      >This vide-ACK

    • @chokabitch9342
      @chokabitch9342 3 місяці тому +11

      @@glabalkik that text not turning green son

    • @UserName-hb7hw
      @UserName-hb7hw 3 місяці тому +6

      Lee lore is the only redeeming quality about sharty culture

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 3 місяці тому +17

      No duh it’s a shreddednerd video

    • @ZaoMedong-
      @ZaoMedong- 3 місяці тому +12

      @@merucrypoison296You’re in every fucking soy comment section. Faucis favourite.

  • @lukethekuya
    @lukethekuya Місяць тому +20

    Mindbroken comments section

  • @__-tt2ot
    @__-tt2ot Рік тому +292

    Exposing the sharty is an act of darkest coal, most foul brimstone.

    • @NuclearSmoores
      @NuclearSmoores Рік тому +50

      Ted k was right

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba Рік тому +57

      >Exposing the sh-ACK!

    • @anonymous17283
      @anonymous17283 Рік тому +51

      @@atomic_bomba >using -ACK even THOUGH comment is right
      >shredded nerd fans will now attempt to make the dustiest NAS possible in an effort to join the sharty
      >inundation of forced coal and brimstone on the booru for years to come

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba Рік тому +10

      @@anonymous17283 Replying to 4 months old comment, therefore 'nucoal 'yt'rd 'ranny

    • @anonymous17283
      @anonymous17283 Рік тому +43

      @@atomic_bomba >Replying to 4 mont- ACKKKKK

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 Рік тому +435

    These are my favourite slow burn atmospheric gut wrenching bone chilling character development driven kino documentaries.

  • @tomboysupremacist
    @tomboysupremacist Рік тому +63

    stop exposing 'ormies to 'arty culture though

  • @Apolloneous
    @Apolloneous Рік тому +56

    >/qa/ lost even though a troon killed himself during the raid

  • @foos9978
    @foos9978 Рік тому +289

    The greatest Swedish win of all time

  • @obvioustroll.yetyoustillgo1634
    @obvioustroll.yetyoustillgo1634 Рік тому +320

    Soysisters... the newchuds are coming...

    • @volk4523
      @volk4523 Рік тому +6

      @@PodreyJenkin138 Jim lost, and chuds have been losing hard.
      Nothing but L's this year.

    • @volk4523
      @volk4523 Рік тому

      @@PodreyJenkin138 Were your kind not just rebuked harshly last night?
      Pretty sure it was! Btw, congress is going to shut down Kiwi Farms, lol.

    • @obvioustroll.yetyoustillgo1634
      @obvioustroll.yetyoustillgo1634 Рік тому +86

      @@volk4523 >congress is going to shut down Kiwi Farms
      I'm gonna need a peer-reviewed well vetted source for that sweaty.

    • @volk4523
      @volk4523 Рік тому

      @@PodreyJenkin138 Lol.
      Always the most sensitive group. Living on felted.

    • @obvioustroll.yetyoustillgo1634
      @obvioustroll.yetyoustillgo1634 Рік тому +58

      @@volk4523 I'm still waiting for my source sweaty.

  • @nic-usormost9400
    @nic-usormost9400 Рік тому +99

    Transphobia is actually cool.

  • @roningehring406
    @roningehring406 Рік тому +80

    >reads word for word off the soyjak wiki and farms views
    Erm.. im thinking this is a brim moment? Idk might post a cob

    • @kirgizikable
      @kirgizikable Рік тому +32

      I don't have my own opinion yet, I will have to wait for peer-reviewed study

    • @tshirt6555
      @tshirt6555 3 місяці тому +3

      >reads wiki
      >posts to internet
      >makes more money than you ever will in a month
      tubers stay winning

  • @ReclaimerStudios
    @ReclaimerStudios Рік тому +614

    This is one of the documentaries of all time. It's quite ubicwadis.

  • @reiangossling6395
    @reiangossling6395 Рік тому +175

    No one cared who jak was until he put on the soy

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba Рік тому +35

      >No one c-ACK!

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 10 місяців тому +4

      @@atomic_bombathis one is actually true albeit

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba 10 місяців тому +5

      @@merucrypoison296 Rare trutherald on the 'tube.

  • @BrocksJellyFilledDoughnuts
    @BrocksJellyFilledDoughnuts Рік тому +127

    This video makes me feel a little better. I’ve been hooked to the internet for almost three years and I have no idea what I just heard. I’m planning on actually getting a life and a job. So really, things could be worse.
    (EDIT) 07/22/23: Found this video in my feed again and wanted to do a quick update. My anxiety and depression have went down exponentially. My confidence has also greatly improved, and I’m currently chasing a career in web development. Baby steps ^_^

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba Рік тому +69

      >This video m-ACK!

    • @vonnie0_0
      @vonnie0_0 Рік тому +37

      Good on ya mate. Becoming a “normie” is now more praised on 4chan than being an Internet addicted loser, the world is healing. I aspire to not be chronically online and antisocial, wish me luck. 👍

    • @asghfdasd708
      @asghfdasd708 Рік тому +81

      @@vonnie0_0i am posting this on r/4chan! such wholesome content all around.
      WAGMI sisters! :) i too am a normie. maybe feeling like a bit of a bloomer today,maybe because im a bit of a zoomer,teehee! but never a doomer :)
      I am also trans btw but idk if that matters

    • @MrKoiking1
      @MrKoiking1 Рік тому +2

      Only 3?

    • @zephyrous8155
      @zephyrous8155 Рік тому +32

      @@vonnie0_0 ywnbaw

  • @Zhrzhljak
    @Zhrzhljak 2 місяці тому +18

    COBSON HWABAG, vantablack 'tuber just cannot accept when a coal NAS (which Cobson was) becomes a IAS gem from the freezing peaks of aryanheaven through hard work.

  • @jmtradacc
    @jmtradacc Рік тому +217

    Is incredible how long you managed to hold your laughter

  • @tacky4237
    @tacky4237 Рік тому +177

    deepest, spine tingling, slow burning, genre defining lore.

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba Рік тому +17

      Shallowest, neck wrenching, fast melting irrelevant waste of time.

    • @Kain1805
      @Kain1805 Рік тому

      @@atomic_bomba Sez you replying to every single comment like an obsessed loser

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba Рік тому +5

      @@Kain1805 ywnbaw

    • @Markell1991
      @Markell1991 Рік тому +1

      More like gemre defining, amirite?

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 10 місяців тому

      How is he defining anything when he leaves out all of the actually offensive ones?

  • @merucrypoison296
    @merucrypoison296 10 місяців тому +47

    Is it really true this guy got doxxed like 20 times on the party for opening the flood gates to the normies?

  • @D_Dramo
    @D_Dramo Рік тому +75

    I like how we went from collecting pepes to now soyjaks, time is truly a flat circle.

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 10 місяців тому

      Normie political twitch redditors ruined pepe just like all of you will do with our soys

  • @moralitiesaspook168
    @moralitiesaspook168 Рік тому +188

    The Jak that saved the sharty.

  • @zun92
    @zun92 Рік тому +69

    The coal that killed the sharty

    • @NuclearSmoores
      @NuclearSmoores Рік тому +4

      Calling it “sharty” instead of S-Party
      NGMI

    • @zun92
      @zun92 Рік тому +16

      @@NuclearSmoores callin-ACK

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba Рік тому +3

      >The co-ACK!

  • @ratbasher5890
    @ratbasher5890 10 місяців тому +28

    This is the video equivalent of waking up from a lobotomy.

  • @-andreiDNA
    @-andreiDNA Рік тому +32

    God gave humans complex communication abilities and this is what we did with them... The great fire is so deserved

  • @goofyahh7044
    @goofyahh7044 Рік тому +567

    I literally can’t tell if the narrator is being 100% serious and this is all factual information, or if it’s all made up. Either way it’s hecka entertaining 🤣

  • @salsamancer
    @salsamancer Рік тому +69

    I think my brain just tried to save me from this video by completely barring it from my short term memory

  • @breadmilkYT
    @breadmilkYT 2 місяці тому +39

    No sneedjak, no troonjak, no goyslop lore. Coal at best methinks

  • @xChimkin
    @xChimkin 5 місяців тому +54

    >troons winning
    funniest thing i've heard all month

    • @ZaoMedong-
      @ZaoMedong- 4 місяці тому +7

      >funniest thi-ACK

  • @39nojobmomshouse
    @39nojobmomshouse Рік тому +94

    kuz please copystrike this coal and then take him to court

  • @Aluunyax3
    @Aluunyax3 Рік тому +44

    Where is troonjak

  • @theotheraccount
    @theotheraccount 10 місяців тому +30

    I can't wait for some company to realize that soyjak copyright ownership is a legal grey area and capitalize on it by adapting the Soyjak lore into its own cinematic universe.

  • @fartman9223
    @fartman9223 Рік тому +46

    >uses chugdust soot instead of gapejak one
    'imickfig

    • @aswfabt
      @aswfabt Рік тому +12

      i am currently stalking your filenames

    • @fartman9223
      @fartman9223 Рік тому +1

      @@aswfabt chudturus

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba Рік тому +3

      >uses chugdust soot inste-ACK!

    • @SycipsGD
      @SycipsGD Рік тому

      wordington incoherent ramblings made up by depraved individuals

  • @soyjakpartyvideoarchive
    @soyjakpartyvideoarchive Рік тому +33

    Coalson sisters… it’s over

  • @Anders010
    @Anders010 Рік тому +35

    Wow, just wow
    This
    Ding ding ding, bingo!
    I'm literally shaking rn
    Holy shit your post history
    Let's unpack this
    Who hurt you?
    Thank you for the gold kind stranger
    Holy shit batman
    My wife's boyfriend

  • @lmackenzie9198
    @lmackenzie9198 Рік тому +32

    This video induces the same feeling that I can only imagine of completely losing all mental and cognitive coherence.

    • @moister3727
      @moister3727 Рік тому +5

      I don't know if I need to shut down ny brain, or put it at 100%

  • @HumansteKriegsfuhrung
    @HumansteKriegsfuhrung Рік тому +62

    There is a high chance Shreddednerd knows who Coalsbad is...

    • @alessandroleonori7201
      @alessandroleonori7201 Рік тому +8

      Full Amarna lore video out soon

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba Рік тому +8

      >There is a high ch-ACK!

    • @peacemission305
      @peacemission305 10 місяців тому

      @@alessandroleonori7201 Shreddednerd showcasing brg wrahmana edits and trying to explain Templism

    • @alessandroleonori7201
      @alessandroleonori7201 10 місяців тому

      @@peacemission305 "Templism is a neo-pagan religion created by The Author of Templist Canon, encompassing all Indo-European..." *cycles through the various gigachad edits in the background*

  • @enriquelaso359
    @enriquelaso359 Рік тому +41

    It has never been so over

    • @atomic_bomba
      @atomic_bomba Рік тому +16

      >it has never been so over (even doe it is just getting started albeit)

  • @DEMiURGE455
    @DEMiURGE455 Рік тому +24

    Ever since leftists on Reddit picked up on soyjacks to “own le evil nazis” I stopped using them

    • @zephyrous8155
      @zephyrous8155 Рік тому +61

      >abandoned gems thinking they were all coal

    • @kigurumii
      @kigurumii Рік тому +26

      ywnbas( you will never be a soiteen)

    • @zephyrous8155
      @zephyrous8155 Рік тому

      @@kigurumii hwaba4 (he will always be a 4cuck)

  • @manoletomol
    @manoletomol 11 місяців тому +57

    >trans sisters w-ACK

  • @odim_1936
    @odim_1936 Рік тому +69

    3:24 u broke character finally 🤣🤣

  • @alejandrozea2136
    @alejandrozea2136 Рік тому +23

    I wish I could go back to the 80's before any of this existed

    • @anthroimperzia3927
      @anthroimperzia3927 11 місяців тому +1

      80’s was the best decade of the modern era. Music was great, economy was great. 80’s fans unite

  • @imnotsimonyes5184
    @imnotsimonyes5184 Рік тому +40

    "launched an all-out war against the trans community"
    i wish i knew of their existence back then, so i could join on the quay's side

    • @anthroimperzia3927
      @anthroimperzia3927 11 місяців тому +7

      4 months late but id like to compare this to real history.
      During the Chinese civil war, the nationalists had surrounded the communist forces and had the chance to totally destroy them while they were weak and small, but out of pure luck the communists managed to escape and commence the long march into the mountains. We could have nearly crushed the enemy before they exploded into our species.

  • @maglerdon
    @maglerdon Рік тому +47

    4:16 started laughing because of the face but i really lost it when you couldn't contain your laughter at the guy being embarrassed to be a soyjak

  • @nunyabusiness69
    @nunyabusiness69 Рік тому +116

    I feel like I can finally take on the world with this knowledge I just learned

  • @VVabsa
    @VVabsa Рік тому +41

    At 4:38. As a Dutch person, I never knew that Ongezellig was a cartoon. I'm going to migrate Belgium now...

  • @cokacobra9855
    @cokacobra9855 Рік тому +32

    the best parts about this video are the points you can hear his voice breaking, trying to keep his shit together reading the soy lore without dying

  • @banana-kun2738
    @banana-kun2738 Рік тому +14

    fun fact: you could immolate a small rural european village from the 1520's with this information.

  • @ketertube
    @ketertube Рік тому +285

    Gotta love how soybooru saved the wojak memes from being complete coalized, since 2020.
    Watch the Soyjaks evolving is like see bizarre animals evolving to fill their new niches with their own specialization.
    Btw you kinda forget to mention the Gigachud, an respond to it, during the birth of the Chudjak, which was refered as the "LE POLJAK". it's basically Big Lez, with some of the mix of Senator Armstrong, but it doesn't really seemed to be connected with the soy lore but the bunkerchud one could be.

  • @HarambaeXelonmuskfans
    @HarambaeXelonmuskfans Рік тому +23

    The redditors stole the soyjaks

    • @kigurumii
      @kigurumii Рік тому +20

      umm they’re called basedjaks sweaty, peer-reviewed independent fact checkers said so

    • @SneedtheAlmighty
      @SneedtheAlmighty Рік тому +2

      IT'S OVER.

  • @curlyfries2956
    @curlyfries2956 Рік тому +22

    If a poor medieval child working in the fields of england watched one second of this video, he would combust

  • @rustyshackelford6401
    @rustyshackelford6401 4 місяці тому +23

    /qa/ won

  • @SpyGuysX
    @SpyGuysX Рік тому +24

    2:53 this never happened. Meds.

  • @leaderofthebunch-deadbeat7716
    @leaderofthebunch-deadbeat7716 Рік тому +31

    TND when

  • @ThirdXavier
    @ThirdXavier 10 місяців тому +14

    The fact that I understood 100% of this tells me I need to go outside more

  • @merucrypoison296
    @merucrypoison296 9 місяців тому +31

    I’ll delete all the mean mocking comments I said to you instantly if you buy the party please shredded

  • @everythingisbizzaaaaaro3694
    @everythingisbizzaaaaaro3694 Рік тому +36

    One day, this is what our history books will look like.

  • @Jaggerbush
    @Jaggerbush 11 місяців тому +23

    I feel like this needs a two hour deep dive.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 11 місяців тому +5

      I feel like this was a two hour deep dive.

    • @Jaggerbush
      @Jaggerbush 11 місяців тому +3

      @@DonVigaDeFierro you might be having a stroke.

  • @cschad
    @cschad 10 місяців тому +19

    when multiple jak's are discovered at the same time they call it ejakculation

  • @snootgamenotofficial
    @snootgamenotofficial Рік тому +19

    I love how you lose it, you literally cant keep going and your voice cracks and a slightly laugh comes out.
    Thats a gem

  • @hassanalbolkiah127
    @hassanalbolkiah127 Рік тому +50

    actually /qa/ won and /lgbt/ lost

  • @jerseydevil5712
    @jerseydevil5712 Рік тому +23

    >100k views
    The normieificatiom of the sharty begins…
    Cant wait for Fredrik Knudsen and Internet Historian to make videos about the bald cartoon man with glasses website in 6 years

    • @jerseydevil5712
      @jerseydevil5712 Рік тому +21

      He never actually namedrops the sharty albeit

    • @aswfabt
      @aswfabt Рік тому +1

      there's no coming back from this

    • @realperson5575
      @realperson5575 Рік тому +15

      80% of comments are "wtf is this" and "i dont get it" so its just getting started albeit

    • @sleepyguy4237
      @sleepyguy4237 Рік тому

      Good, hope normies runs this to the ground.

    • @freebot123abc6
      @freebot123abc6 Рік тому +2

      Hopefully I can move on from being terminaly online then

  • @gingeranagram2467
    @gingeranagram2467 Рік тому +39

    The moments where you can literally hear him holding back smiles and laughter is so wholesome 🤣🤣

  • @_sargentocoelho_4441
    @_sargentocoelho_4441 Рік тому +26

    4:28
    Thats kinda based ngl

  • @ayemaksicur5176
    @ayemaksicur5176 Рік тому +30

    Shiniest gemerald on the 'tube.

  • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
    @diegodankquixote-wry3242 Рік тому +33

    This soyjak lore is terrifying. I will at least have one night terror about it. Thank you for explaining this for normies like me.

  • @wezz-t812
    @wezz-t812 Рік тому +20

    unironically over

  • @johnbroh4030
    @johnbroh4030 8 місяців тому +13

    Where are troonjacks ?

    • @Nolant.
      @Nolant. 6 місяців тому +2

      >where are tro-ACK!

  • @SudsyMedusa53
    @SudsyMedusa53 Рік тому +11

    The fact that you were unable to get through this script without cracking makes it even better.