Ill tell you a scary story Imagine sneaking in the kitchen at night you open the fridge get what you want turn around and ya mom is standing behind you with a belt.
cory please take care of your mental health. whatever you’re up to right now, i hope your giving yourself enough time and kindness, as much as you do for others.
1st “my name is Victor”: *Cory criticizes, restarts vid* “I’m 23 years old” *Cory criticizes, restarts vid again* 2nd “my name is Victor” *ad starts* Bruh 😂
To be honest the little boy should've got body lol if I was that elf I would've been like "so you want to treat me badly huh, that was your first mistake"
If this helps: Elf on the Shelf: 3:12 True Creepy Stalker Story: 6:00 Gremlins: 13:48 Homer Needes a Beer: 24:31 Arizona: 28:04 Sorry if im off I like subscribers
“My name is Victor”- Cory: how you gonna start with the fitness graham pacer test? “My name is Victor”- Cory: 33? “My name is Victor”- *Ad* Me: *shuts off xbox*
If you sleep in your house with the curtains up, door unlocked, or lights all on you gotta be luring people into your house to sell on the black market
Stalker: *Literally fucking teleports to this man's work location* Me remembering words a wiseman once said: "He better be faster than me, he better be stronger than me"
The second animation got interrupted 3 times for me 😂 1st time: Cory talkin about his voice 2nd time: Cory talkin about his age 3rd time: a tik tok ad Love your videos, keep up the good work ✌🏻
6:04 No because the FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] remember to run in a straight line. On your mark, get ready, start. Don't ask how I remembered it all-
Yeah he did advertise that you can feed them whenever you can put them in Sunlights and you can get them wet but he said that's only if they have a certain pills that he selling.
9:01 Man Described The Stalker In Grey Jeans , Light Blue Jacket . Almost Describes Cory In The Start of The Video.....Cory... Have U Been Up To Somethin?
Cory: "If you sleep with your curtains up, doors unlocked, or windows open I can't trust you." Me: "Oh you bet. I mean I'm probably not even sleeping because of this video and it's already 12:40am. Also, april fools! it's 1:40am! I got you so good."
Me: finally tired enough to sleep Cory: uploads spooky scary sunday Also me: *feels immediately wide awake after seeing the notification* Thanks for the likes oof💞🙌👌
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"My name is Victor..."
Cory interrupts
"My name is Victor..."
Cory interrupts again
"My name is Victor..."
AD PLAYS
*throws phone*
Exactly what happened to me😂😂
When was this
same same same
same bro
Anger issues you should really go get that checked out
4 years later and cory still saves my day fr
Bible
@@noahcole6856bro is jus saying Bible on like every vid💀
@@noahcole6856corn
fr
@@noahcole6856bible isnt gonna save everyone
Ill tell you a scary story
Imagine sneaking in the kitchen at night you open the fridge get what you want turn around and ya mom is standing behind you with a belt.
Ha ha
Ill tell you an even scarier story.
My dad came to my house,
I live alone😳
Its not supposed to be scary. People are getting triggered
OMG DX XD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
I will run
Anybody else just binge watch SSS when theres nothing on UA-cam?
Nah I just do it for fun cause I’m to lazy to find my own horror/scary films to watch
Yup
I do when there’s nothing to watch
He's in the fnaf movie
No i binge watch youtube when i run out of sss videos to rewatch
The Samurai is my favorite family out there, love all y'all.
Disregard the PFP and name, I sincerely mean this.
Rubber Dong right back at ya.
Aye
I'm dead.💀😭😭
Your pfp and name are great.
Ur a legend and right back at ya bro
“How you gont start with yo the fitness gram pacer test voice” Bro the humor had me cracking.😂
I WAS GETTING WEAK 🤣🤣
I HATE THAT AKEKEKE
I have that on Wednesday 😢
Samurai: “Oh Cory just uploaded a sss video. Let me watch that”
Real samurai: *Lets sss videos pile up so you can binge watch them all at once*
Been binge watching all day
Iamakittywithwings literally what I’m doing right now
@@luma1533 same
Why u think I'm here I got them on repeat
Omg thats what i actually dooo!
cory please take care of your mental health. whatever you’re up to right now, i hope your giving yourself enough time and kindness, as much as you do for others.
“She’s gotta wash her hands”
Thanks Cory for keeping the food industry safe😆😆😆
Cory is a good man👌
303th like btw
Jwjshjdh
“How you gonn start with the ‘Fitness Gram Pacer Test’ voice” I’m crying😂😭
😭😭
The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues
Killer: *sneaks up behind cory* ... *raises knife*
Cory: BLUUUUE 42 SET HIKE!!
Killer: What the hell.....*runs away*
I literally cried at that part of the video
**cory tackles the killer**
Lol I bet he was telling the truth that he would do that😂
Noice
No he goes super San god on the killer
6:19 I can't with the "my bad y'all it's the frosted flakes i ate this morning"
Me: Finally going to start on that essay that’s due tomorrow
Cory: Hold my apple juice
@@zebrax9866 no you didn't say the magic word
Sub to me
Get on.
@Sans the Real Skeleton Official since you said the magic word I will
Довге дцеи Как сто
1st “my name is Victor”: *Cory criticizes, restarts vid*
“I’m 23 years old” *Cory criticizes, restarts vid again*
2nd “my name is Victor” *ad starts*
Bruh 😂
Fr bruh lol
Smooth Criminal this light just happens to meh
XD
LOL AN MENARDS COMMERCIAL PLAYED BRUH UM DEAD
Smooth Criminal I konowwww 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😂😃
Cory: "Ah- I knew I'd find you here, right on time."
Me: Over a year late. "mHm- iM ToTalLly oN tiMe-"
💖🔪🔫☢⚠☣🔯
konsistint 😎🗿
Yea watching when he is late posting sss 😔
true
@@traybourgeois7558 4rt
THE SIRI PARTTT 😭😭
kid: "why does no one care about me!" *yeets elf on shelf across the room*
elf on the shelf: "i gotchu fam"
Epic
LMAO
Mr Krabs Is Unfair *stabs sister*
💀
Lol
“My name is victor” Pauses and talks about the pacer test, rewinds it
“My name is victor and i’m 23 years old” More like 33
“My name is Victor” *Ad*
Oh Slytra LMFAOOOOOOO
that same thing happened to me
Oh Slytra coincidence much?
Jewel Playz what?
Exactly man
My name is Victo-
*cory pause*
My name is Victo-
*another cory pause*
My name is Victo-
**LEAGUE OF LEGENDS AD
Lol
I got a Toyota ad lol
I’ve seen this comment two other times, but I didn’t get an ad..?
I got Samsung 10s 😁
@@flamangofsdwg1297 that means you're blessed
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORYYYYY WE LOVE YIOU AND CANT WAIT UNTIL YOU COME BACK 🎉🎉🎉
Frrr
Cory:Alright this my last time pausing it
*plays video*
Cory: *casually pauses it again*
LOOK AT HIS MOUTH!
OMG he knows I skip All his Videos
Wait did That happen
The mouth reminds me of this:😗
Cory: “Right on time for Spooky Scary Sunday”
Me: “Only 3 years late”
Me 4 years late
Lol
Only 4 years late
I love you so much
4 years Late 😭😭
“He the type of dude that just sit there” absolutely killed Cory 😂
Bro when he said “hey Siri,” my iPad picked it up some how
Shoot that ipad NOW!!!
XD get the fbi!
What a shame, you don’t listen to scary stuff with headphones.... EXPOSED
Bruh Break its ankle. NOW!!!
Ha same
Yoooo he said how you gon start off with the fitness gram pacer test I'm dead😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Amara Foots same 😂
Then he said something I will never forget...
Want some Swedish Fish?
Wanna sprite cranberry?
liL XAn
Like every single time CoryxKenshin makes a video, he always starts it with something like being a Stalker.
*talking to the elf*
"i wish you were real"
*throws elf aggressively*
Right😭😂
Ikr
To be honest the little boy should've got body lol if I was that elf I would've been like "so you want to treat me badly huh, that was your first mistake"
@@alainathorne9499 why
@@btterflyz_.7907 cause he threw him on the ground
22:14 *"Bella from Vampire Diaries"* -
Coryxkenshin, 2019
I thought he said twilight
Bruh 😂😂😂
I dead ass didnt see this comment and commented it myself
Oof
You Mean Twilight. Just correcting you there.
Cory: you back in time for sss
Me: nah I just saw the simpson on the thumbnail and I just flew here like in the cartoons
OMG WHY IS THAT ME!
cory:right on time for spooky scary sunday😊 me: watching this 3 years later👁👄👁
Cory: Am I making myself clear?
Siri: I couldn’t say 😌
Cory: Are you mocking me?
Siri: HMmmmm 😎
Me: *DEVIANT*
Shut the fuck up
DBH reference aye?
cory says somthing about our dude, are dude
dob
@@larry4419 ??
@@larry4419 for real
Everybody gangster till the gremlin starts doin’ the Harlem shake 😞
This comment is to wholesome for my heart
@@mokezhiyu678 too*
Project Dead Inside lol
@@Sinnergy 😤😔👊
Project Dead Inside only ogs know what the Harlem shake is
If this helps:
Elf on the Shelf: 3:12
True Creepy Stalker Story: 6:00
Gremlins: 13:48
Homer Needes a Beer: 24:31
Arizona: 28:04
Sorry if im off
I like subscribers
Crazy Cat thank you I have been trying to find a comment like this
Crazy Cat Thanks dude.
Crazy Cat lmao thank you 🤪
Thanks!!
Dint need it but I know others will so thx
The gremlins animation really gave me stranger things vibes because of the retro cafe and the music😮
Cory: Right on time
Me watching this a year later: 👁👄👁
StarzShineGirlz lol
Lol
me eye-
Yeah
Same lol
“My name is Victor”-
Cory: how you gonna start with the fitness graham pacer test?
“My name is Victor”-
Cory: 33?
“My name is Victor”-
*Ad*
Me: *shuts off xbox*
Ohhhhh okay
OK you 100% copied a guy before you but who really cares
Zaber Rain wait what
God dammit. Now do I gotta delete my comment?
Nugget24 nah you already got the likes comin in bruh
Nugget24 Yes
cory the typa dude who laughs for 15 minutes before getting the joke out.
cory the typa dude who laughs at his own joke.🤣🤣🤣
62 likes 0 replies DANG .-.
Thats actually me tho
So true 😂😂🤣
That does not make sense you mean after
Right 👍🏿
Cory: "Ah there you are, right on time for Spooky Scary Sunday-!"
Me: "It's a Friday and I am 4 years late-"
Cory: “your right on time”
Me: *two and a half years late*
SAMEEE 😂😂
I’m rewatching SSS and I see fellow people
Same lol
Samee
Why don't I see any comment? How can you guys see it?
I feel like Cory is a person who makes jokes about being a serial killer.
And then everybody finds out he is one.
Black Sunday let’s try to fight him cuz samari don’t condone serial killers
What do you mean he's the ankle breaker he never jokes
Hennessey Ddddrinkka nope I’ll fight you
Black Sunday ur name is black Sunday means ur an spooky scary Sunday 😎
Black Sunday lmao
Can we just give this man cred. You can see he’s tired but still puts in work for us. Much love Cory ❤️
Cory: "Right on time for spooky scary sunday "
me: "yeah yeah not that long only 3 years late!!"
real
Frl
Cory "you're right on time"
me 2 years late ;-;
Can I eate I haven't eaten food since 1867
Lmao that's exactly how I looked
FR
Yes you can eat
LMAO
“Cause my name is Cory kenshin”
“You, win , perfect”!
His outros are the best ‼️‼️‼️‼️
Sleep or SSS
What kind of question is that it’s always SSS
Idk man I like myself my sleep
死神SHINIGAMI why did we even need to ask that question 😐😂
the question is always po-
i mean fortnite
Bubbly god more like I’m calling the popo
Naw. Its sleep m8
Cory:right on time for spooky scary Sunday
Me:watching on a Tuesday
Cory would be actually an really good actor.
wath about widowmaker he plays an insane killer very well 😂
Ain't it
It would be “actually a really good actor” not an really good actor
Especially after Yandere.
@@Gavinchang3 It?
22:18 “Bella from vampire diaries “😂😂😂😂 bruh you got them mixed up but okay 🤷🏻♀️😂
And it's not even her 🤣
If you sleep in your house with the curtains up, door unlocked, or lights all on you gotta be luring people into your house to sell on the black market
Bro I don't know nobody who does that.
It's wise to not trust the people that do. Whom don't exist. 'Cause I don't know anybody who does that.
im scared without the lights on
For real? Some people can relate tho.
I know a person who used to be my friend that had his door unlocked because we live in a good neighborhood, while i’m like i am locking every door
"He the typa dude to just sit there"
is the funniest thing cory has ever said
SSS= Spooky Scary "SLICE THAT LIKE BUTTON"
Oh yes Dadi.
So that’s what it stands for
The Dude no.
i sliced, now i need new monitor thanks to that
XxlemonpugXx205 okay like yesterday my guy
This is everyone who thinks that “sit back relax and grab ya snacks” should be included in the theme song for the sss series
👇🏾
3:41
I’m getting tired of you like beggars
Jhonathan Wright wait did I spell the beggar wrong
When people ask for likes
He’s back
Nighttime
Headphones
Volume fully up
Snacks
Lights off
By myself
Full screen
Godlike status45 yessssss
Same
We salute you solder
Yes
F
I’m a go downstairs and watch a CoryxKenshin video I always feel safe☺️
He says
"Every Sunday"
Me waiting every Sunday*
Come back Cory!
cory is in japan
Twan Deair Really!?
Kahili Mahaulu yeah, why you gotta say it like he’s dead with all them !?!?!?
Twan Deair he left
Not Really )) Maybe, he’s just surprised
Another one.. *Cory, you're keeping me from sleeping, and I'm actually cool with that.*
ReTr0DuDe7007 im actually watching this at night like really
Marcelo cortes same
"how you gon start with the fitness gram pacer test voice" 🤣🤣I'm dead
That gave me ptsd
Lmao
Cory: “right on time for sss, huh?”
Me: “always!” *5 years late😂*
Stalker: *Literally fucking teleports to this man's work location*
Me remembering words a wiseman once said: "He better be faster than me, he better be stronger than me"
Elizabeth Family friendly content please
this is a cristian minecraft server
he better not be in a jb song with me
i knew i would find replies about that "fucking" word
HAY NO SWEARING UR SUPPOSE TO SAY FREAKING
The second animation got interrupted 3 times for me 😂
1st time: Cory talkin about his voice
2nd time: Cory talkin about his age
3rd time: a tik tok ad
Love your videos, keep up the good work ✌🏻
😑 and the exact thing happened to me too, even the freaking tiktok ad too😒
Same but diff ad
Same except for Tik to ad, I got that ad that starts like this : are u tired of knicking your ball sack...YOW 😂🤣😂 idk y that ad is funny to me
I hate the tik tok
Same
*I just KNEW he was gonna upload this when I was about to go to sleep* 🙃
IKR
Eeeyep
I know
Same here
*bruhhh*
6:04 No because the FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] remember to run in a straight line. On your mark, get ready, start.
Don't ask how I remembered it all-
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
Cory: _"He the type of dude that-" _*_wHeEzE_*
Bruh im waiting for him to upload so he can say "and I- oop"
Mae Was here he ain’t gonna upload till 4 months is over 😢
YUP
Well im eating top ramen hot & spicy beef in bed home alone lights off okay im ready for this sss videos everyone slice that like button
My guy 👌🏻
I hate spice
eat childhood I bet you’re white
Liith ug yeah im white not a child
Kenneth Coupchiak wasn’t meant for you and it’s also a stereotypical joke
3:01 Dang cory you gonna Shove the nutrain bar down my throat didn't give me time to move out the way
Might aswell just eat it then.😐
@isaac huddleston I was but then I looked at him and started shoving it down my throat no homo
"Full homo" 😂
Should have s-s-s-samurai listened.
Should have said no homo first😂😂😂
cory- your here just on time for sss
me watching this 4 years later.
Full screen? No
Lights off? No
In bed? NO
Hotel? Trivago.
Mannnnn yall scary
...
:")
I gotta be brave. I got no choice
@Pug Players mine is
Full screen? Yes
Lights Off ? No
In Bed? Yes
They probably finished the video then commented
DAMN WHAT A GOOD JOKE MY DUDE
Full screen? No
Lights off? Yes
Daytime? Yes
In bed? Yes
It took me a minute to realize that you had a hat on😂 I was just thinking you had headphone hair🤦🏾♀️😭
it looks like he photoshopped his hair onto himself
Tania Renee! Omg that’s funny
I didn't even notice
Are you talking about when it leaves a dent in your hair
Cory:"Right on time for Spooky Scary Sunday"
Me:"Only 4 years late
SSS SQUAD WHERE YOU AT
AND MK 22/2 SQUAD WHERE YOU AT
SUCKA I'M RIGHT HERE
Novabow John Mivule I’m right here famalam
HERE
I’m here my guy
Novabow John Mivule RIGHT HERE WYM MY BOIII⁉️💯💯💯
"you cant feed them after midnight"
*Its kinda always after midnight*
kfc man I’m legit mind blown now wtf
@@darlingdobrik4204 ur welcomr
No night at 12:00 is midnight so how is it alwaus midnight
@@kashhangel because after midnight is after 12:00am and its always after 12:00am
Exactly, just feed them at midnight on the dot.
Why does his hat blend in with his hair ? Jk i love you cory
Diane Valdez lol
Diane Valdez I thought it was his hair before I saw this comment
😂
What he's whereing a hat?
Cory play Fortnite
The first horror film was just a master piece 👁👄👁
🙌
No it was not
@@emeraldrose95 it is 👁👁
@@emeraldrose95second I was just joking I was actually disturbed-
Sister and boyfriend:we about to ruin your whole christmas eve
Elf on the self:I'm going to stop you right there
You made my day
@@somedudewhooofs Thank you :)
Your welcome
That’s a Babysitter
@@EdxCh t.h.e.r.e. s.h.o.u.l.d.n.t. b.e. a. p.e.r.i.o.d w.h.e.r.e. t.h.e.r.e i.s. a. p.e.r.i.o.d.
The gremlins don’t scare me anymore... all I can see when I look at them is yoda
Imao
😭
E
Lol XD
Repent Jesus Christ is coming soon
Okay, so we can all confirm that after Cory interrupted Victor twice, we got an ad on the third time.
Some peeps might hav so
Victor interrupted = ad confirmed?
yep me to
Yeah
HOW TF U KNOW lmao
When you didn't get an ad: ruh roh
According to my calculations Cory owes us 74 spooky scary Sunday 🤓☝️
“The fitness gram pacer test voice” HAHASH I CANT WIT YOU 😂
Solar Fortnite I read your comment as “hashashash”
TainoNationn nationn HAHAHAHAH
Real talk
Was SO EXCITED when I sAw this in my recommendation and that it was posted *only* a minute ago
then I see the 4K comments 😐
MMMEEEEEEEE
ai愛 right
WHAT A MOOD
Lmao your comments says 9 mins ago but the post says 1 min ago??
Ikr
Haha I have school tommorow and its night...SO LETS WATCH THIS
Same
Same
Me too
Same
Sakura Mura I have spring break
Cory: "You did help after all"
Me: "Who's you? there's only me and I didn't help I watched Two different things"
Friend: See, cory is cute...he just gotta get a hairline...
Me:*spits out juice and laughs hard*
Keke Harris so true he ain’t been lined up since birth
FACTS
y'all are mean. Cory perfect the way he is, gtfo
@@gojosatoru6644 nobody said he wasn't..thats what my friend said so..
@@gojosatoru6644 chill out its called jokes
“Warm as In the blood that I washed off my hands this morning” -CoryxKenshin 2019
You put a smile on my face everyday Cory!
Same dude
Smile, Sweet, Sister, Sadistic, Surprise, Service....WE ARE STILLE!
Sharp Farrier you know it ;)
Yeah he did advertise that you can feed them whenever you can put them in Sunlights and you can get them wet but he said that's only if they have a certain pills that he selling.
He the type of dude that just sits there
*proceeds to laugh...
He the type of dude who just sots there
*proceeds to laugh again...
Yes brawlhalla
Hes so freaking cute
no Brawlhalla, sry man I quit the game
Cory sees man behind tree
*starts basically twerking*
Maxmillian 2.0 😂😂😂
Maxmillian 2.0 lol
Lol
I appreciate yall like
9:01 Man Described The Stalker In Grey Jeans , Light Blue Jacket . Almost Describes Cory In The Start of The Video.....Cory... Have U Been Up To Somethin?
Dante Anims lol
ya wtfrick are u doing cory....?
Lol
How u know what he is wearing on his legs
@@Ezi1738 everyone wears grey/black jeans , It's common.
0:06
Cory: right on time for Spooky Scary Sunday, eh
Me: 4 years late
Also me: uhm yeah, im right on time 😊
You know people love this series when you have 25k views in the first 5 mins. Keep it up Cory :)
Alarcon sub to me
@@zebrax9866 greedy
Regrets S my guy don’t just pull up saying sub to me you impatient child just let your Chanel grow
Cory: "If you sleep with your curtains up, doors unlocked, or windows open I can't trust you."
Me: "Oh you bet. I mean I'm probably not even sleeping because of this video and it's already 12:40am. Also, april fools! it's 1:40am! I got you so good."
Roxie Broesamle lol
I've been *BAMBOOZLED*
Nah its june from the gold age
And it's also my grandma's birthday
*Im confusion.*
Me: finally tired enough to sleep
Cory: uploads spooky scary sunday
Also me: *feels immediately wide awake after seeing the notification*
Thanks for the likes oof💞🙌👌
That's I felt cora
How old are you?
Acro Productions stop right there 🛑 ✋
Litterally
@@thatdudeacro7553 12 lmao
u actually grabbed or bought the food he said to get gang:👇👇
Bro when he said "why are you skipping some of my videos" I was terrified because I skipped the last sss.
Why
Same
Why
Jack Spike oh no
Cory would like to know your location
Has anyone yet noticed that Cory’s mustache is long, but doesn’t touch the end on his right cheek? 😂
😭😭😭😭frrllll
Umm
So if you don't know What spooky scary Sunday is I'm going to have to go to your front and brake in your house
@@samanthalaframboise9968 Break*
3:05 *...Kai take the...Kai open ur hand up and Take the nutri-grain bar..Kai TAKE* the Humor already Bro✊😂😂😂
Dion Carter ikr
*KAI TAKE THE HUMOR HAS ALREADY STARTED BRO*
@@echospace7347 ✌😂
Cory talking to the people he picked for the video: all the rest of yall samurai, MOVE
me actually moving out from in front of my tablet: k.
Me when Cory said kids look away: YES SIR YES SIR
BET SIR YES SIR
Yea he a good dad
@@dingdong896 i never looked away tho
@@gygyllerena6566 that’s cause you’re a bad son
@@TabbyGa_IM A FEMALE!!!!!
That gremlin film got me stranger things vibes
same
2same
Big Oof sameee