molly barrow Gollum was a Stoor Hobbit of the River-folk, who lived near the Gladden Fields. Originally known as Sméagol, he was corrupted by the One Ring and later named Gollum after his habit of making "a horrible swallowing noise in his throat"
That's honestly the best Orlando Bloom voice I've ever heard, besides the man himself. "Where's the beat." If I wasn't watching the video I'd actually be convinced it was him.
Amazing! Man, you just created an awesome new character! I'm talking about this one: 2:24 -> 2:43 The hand moves, the head moves, the nek moves,... Combined with that serious yet funny characteristics, it's just AWESOME! Really hope you make some more video's dedicated to that personage! Anyway, great work as usually, keep it up!
Smegol wasnt a hobbit, he was one of the river folk which are similar but not the same, hobbits live in the shire whilst river folk live along the anduin which is the river that isildur died in and lost the ring to
This isn't just good - it's awesome! Good tune and a very well made video as well; I hope the word spreads regarding MOCKSTARS because this is enjoyable youtubin' :D
Stoors: The Stoors were the second most numerous group of Hobbits and the last to enter Eriador. They were broader than other Hobbits. They mostly dwelt beside rivers and were the only Hobbits to use boats and swim. Males were able to grow beards. Tolkien says they were "less shy of Men". Sméagol and Déagol were Stoors.[16] Tolkien used an archaic English word stor or stoor "strong".
Whist being slightly different he is still referred to as a hobbit in the book. From the wiki: "Gollum was a Stoor Hobbit of the River-folk, who lived near the Gladden Fields."
This is so disgustingly catchy... "Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Bilbo Bilbo Baggins!" I will be singing this for days (and I'm really not upset about that). :D
I don't know why, but Gollum's line "If it takes my precious, the we eat its fat!" is really funny to me, and an awesome line for the former-harry-toed-hobbit.
when it's been 8 years and this song randomly pops into your head
Exactly that
yeah the hook came to my head when i was playing lord of the rings rise to war
make that 10 years xD
This song has been playing in my head for YEARS now
Me finding this song so many years later, and having it slap harder than anything since: damn right
This song's been stuck in my head all day
It's been 6 years how come it hasn't gotten a million views yet
This is one of the best raps of Hobit, so well done.
Galadriel and Bombur. I have no words for this. All my air is gone from laughing.
Yo what's up! My name is legolas, I rap in elvish and you can't... handle this!
Legolas did make his own rap x)
molly barrow Gollum was a Stoor Hobbit of the River-folk, who lived near the Gladden Fields. Originally known as Sméagol, he was corrupted by the One Ring and later named Gollum after his habit of making "a horrible swallowing noise in his throat"
Drop it low like a Hobbit...
hes more like Bilbo Swaggins
lol that's what I thought
XD
i like the part when she said bilbo
Cymberra
dildo smakins
9 years later...here we go again 😁
10 years later and this song is still fire
Ah, the best part is at the end! The part with Legolas makes me laugh so hard, and I don't even know why?! :)
Share this with every hobbit you know
Still the best hobbit rap songs out of the other songs
This is brilliant, hilarious, and absolutely makes my day every time I watch it! especially when Legolas comes on! ^^
Still better than 99% music out there.
Over a year later & that Legolas impression still amazes me :')
That's honestly the best Orlando Bloom voice I've ever heard, besides the man himself. "Where's the beat." If I wasn't watching the video I'd actually be convinced it was him.
hobbit swagga
cant stop listening to this song so good
just gets stuck in my head
Amazing. Alex, thank you for fulfilling my Tolkien fantasy!
Needs to be a ringtone
Bilbo baggins bilbo baggins bilbo bilbo bilbo baggins
Dildo Swaggins Yolo Swaggins Dildo Yolo Dilyo Swaggins
I couldn't even breathe the first time I watched this. I was laughing so hard.
This is actually good and aged well. Miss these.
feels like yesterday when this song came out. it definitely deserve at a million view.
How the hell are gollum's eyes so freaking big?!!!!!
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard/ seen!
So catchy!!!
I watched this like 20 times right before I went to see the midnight premiere of "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey." So awesome
Lord of the Blings
👍
Alex Farnham, your mockstar videos are fantastic! I wish that you had more. Thank you for sharing them.
Ya girl drop it like a hobbit love that part
I understand now why some say this song gets stuck in your head!
Bombur get's all the girls x'D
To true
2024 and still love this, love your work Alex Farham❤
Really good Gollum!
still the coolest one on the internet!
Lol! This is a fucking good song! I love it!
Well, I generally don't like rap parodies, but this one is adorable and looks really well-made. And it deserves to have 10+ mln views. Liked & shared.
Poor Legolas!
Amazing!
Man, you just created an awesome new character!
I'm talking about this one: 2:24 -> 2:43
The hand moves, the head moves, the nek moves,... Combined with that serious yet funny characteristics, it's just AWESOME!
Really hope you make some more video's dedicated to that personage!
Anyway, great work as usually, keep it up!
By the way love the end good job
I had a song stuck in my head. So i thought listening to a different song would help. Now this song is stuck in my head
Yea girl Drop it low like a hobbit
The black hobbit at the end is beautiful... I want to be a hobbit now. :;(
I GET IT! BILBO BAGGINS!
I just went to the shop,we used lots of bagging instead of 💼 bags
Baggins*
I always come back to watch this, its too damn good!
Hmmm I think this song is about Bilbo Baggins. lol
no fucking way sherlock
ricardo rodrigues calm down there just a joke.
I know that was actualy I was joking aswel #shamalan
#memes #badass
Easily the best mockstars so far XD
i see bart baker XD
Man, the good old days. Can't believe 2012 was six years ago.
dang thorin bought the heat
my childhood
Smegol wasnt a hobbit, he was one of the river folk which are similar but not the same, hobbits live in the shire whilst river folk live along the anduin which is the river that isildur died in and lost the ring to
Ceciley Rocks!!
like if you get here because of one ring of the warp zone
This isn't just good - it's awesome! Good tune and a very well made video as well; I hope the word spreads regarding MOCKSTARS because this is enjoyable youtubin' :D
Always legolas, somebody pity him and give him something to do please
My fave lyrics in the video...... "Yeah girl drop it low like a hobbit, he's a Bilbo drop it low like a Hobbit" XD I keep dancing in this part!!
Why did I just randomly remember this banger at 3 in the morning on the 28th of March 2023
"Yo, what's up? My name is Legolas. I rap in Elvish and y'all can't handle this..."
hahahaha! I'm glad he got his own video though :)
Spread the word!
I loved this song it's amazing
that ending
haha i like this song A LOT! :D
I like how bombur has those glasses on and is solo is great xD
Dang straight it's really good!! It's DamItsGood808 after all!
When I become famous I'm gonna promote the heck outta this guy and his channel.
this video definitely deserves way more views then it has gotten!
Alex at its finest.
I laughed so hard with smegal and legolas.
Still am. ROFLMAO
I'm so glad you made Orlando's rap too! It's awesome.
i listen to this song like 5x a day >_> i just can't stop listening to it.
Walk into the strip club like "Yeah girl, drop it low like a hobbit!" (//.^) Best line ever!
First I thought your username was DamItsGod808, and I liked it much more. I love how you play almost all the characters in all your videos.
Omg why am I still watching this? XD
Nice job fitting all those dwarven names in the lyrics. :D
2020 and I still listening
i miss these kind of videos so much
Watched this in science class yesterday...so funny
Yeah this is worth my 2$. So is Popular. WHY MUST YOU MAKE AWESOME MUSIC THAT GET ME SUCH STRANGE LOOKS WHEN IM JAMING IN MY CAR?!!
Stoors: The Stoors were the second most numerous group of Hobbits and the last to enter Eriador. They were broader than other Hobbits. They mostly dwelt beside rivers and were the only Hobbits to use boats and swim. Males were able to grow beards. Tolkien says they were "less shy of Men". Sméagol and Déagol were Stoors.[16] Tolkien used an archaic English word stor or stoor "strong".
You nailed it!
Whist being slightly different he is still referred to as a hobbit in the book.
From the wiki: "Gollum was a Stoor Hobbit of the River-folk, who lived near the Gladden Fields."
This is so disgustingly catchy... "Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Bilbo Bilbo Baggins!" I will be singing this for days (and I'm really not upset about that). :D
Bart is awesome!
Man you were LEGEND back then
Sounds so professional!!!
i hope there will be a part 2 and 3 to this, so i can get warmed up before each film comes out
I've listenned this more than 140.000times...
This video struck GOLD! Every time haha! : )
The Hobbit girls are so... So Precious!!
Alex you Legend, you've gone & done it again! Thumbs Up my friend. x
once again you lead a video from another video... cant wait love the music videos
Man , you have a universal face ! I mean, you can look like ANY actor or just anyone XD
Thorin's part is lit.
I laughed so much it hurts! Too cool!
best one yet. good shit alex
I don't know why, but Gollum's line "If it takes my precious, the we eat its fat!" is really funny to me, and an awesome line for the former-harry-toed-hobbit.