Stardew Valley Is An Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why

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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2024

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  • @UpIsNotJump
    @UpIsNotJump  3 роки тому +2675

    I have been a little anxious about this new style so I really hope you enjoy!
    This new style is a little pricey so if you approve of it you can support the show here:
    www.patreon.com/UpIsNotJump
    Thank you all so much! This style is much easier to make regularly, my next video is a Fallout review, it is already written and filmed and will be out by the end of June!

  • @a.plipps
    @a.plipps 3 роки тому +4241

    UpIsNotJump: "I take this incredibly seriously"
    Also UpIsNotJump: Doesnt review Stardew Valley

    • @sakmadik69420
      @sakmadik69420 3 роки тому +96

      This is the very first time i've watched his video and the first half minute(even after 3 minutes)he keeps talking stuff unrelated to the title.can someone tell me if he's a troll or....?

    • @a4arick106
      @a4arick106 3 роки тому +179

      @@sakmadik69420 he wanted to break UA-cam's algorithm with the title, and overall showing his new style in his content.

    • @sakmadik69420
      @sakmadik69420 3 роки тому +31

      @@a4arick106 I will respect him if he tries to troll with a more wide open topic than this specific topic like what the title said.

    • @masonsudul1643
      @masonsudul1643 3 роки тому +67

      @@sakmadik69420 the majority of the time he does actually review the topic this was just a 1 mil sub special thing

    • @sakmadik69420
      @sakmadik69420 3 роки тому +17

      @@masonsudul1643 Yeah i hope he won't do this anymore because misinformation is pretty bad.And he only said a few words like"this is satirical"like all his videos are comedy unless he actually apologised at the end or gave an apology for that whole 10 minutes of misleading content or actually said "i was trolling".If he wants to do more skits like these do it with a much broader and open topic overall a pretty bad troll/joke too.

  • @officalgtthunder8356
    @officalgtthunder8356 3 роки тому +4899

    Imagine this, you are a student looking around UA-cam for something to distract your mind from upcoming exam. Then all of a sudden you find your old Chemistry teacher in cosmic yoga pants with a green screen.

    • @jeddonaldson7526
      @jeddonaldson7526 3 роки тому +524

      I Forgot he used to be a chemistry teacher

    • @MrTrombonebandgeek
      @MrTrombonebandgeek 3 роки тому +151

      What was he like in the days of old?

    • @officalgtthunder8356
      @officalgtthunder8356 3 роки тому +359

      @@MrTrombonebandgeek no idea, just imagine it must be a really weird experience. I wish he was my Chemistry teacher.

    • @MrTrombonebandgeek
      @MrTrombonebandgeek 3 роки тому +46

      @@officalgtthunder8356 probably lol

    • @Tako40404
      @Tako40404 3 роки тому +206

      I wonder how he looked when he was old.

  • @MadBrax
    @MadBrax 3 роки тому +1477

    I came here for Stardew Valley, stayed for the process.
    ...still want a stardew valley review tho thx bb

    • @krisdphillips
      @krisdphillips 3 роки тому +6

      This x 100

    • @Arkalioth
      @Arkalioth 3 роки тому +3

      same

    • @PentaSquares
      @PentaSquares 2 роки тому +4

      My review:
      Pretty fine game.
      But pretty boring.
      It's a farming simulator. Each action has a 2 second animation
      And if you miss, which is extremely easy to do, you lose energy which means you cannot perform any more actions when you run out.
      Making money is as easy as picking up random stuff you find on the ground and selling it to become a billionaire.
      Progress in the game is slow. Very slow. Extremely slow.
      You have to play through a few in-game years in order to really experience it in its entirety. -which is not easy to do.
      It's a farming simulator. What do you expect? It's farming.

    • @thegod9539
      @thegod9539 2 роки тому

      And i want Tayne! Other people have problems too!

    • @blueninjakick5387
      @blueninjakick5387 2 роки тому +5

      @@PentaSquares Oooo! I want to argue against all your points! I hope you don't mind, I'm not trying to be mean here.
      "It's a farming simulator. Each action has a 2-second animation" I would really love to know which animations you're talking about, even the watering animation only takes a second or so. While the eating animation might make that quota you don't eat things often enough for it to be annoying.
      "And If you miss, which is extremely easy to do, you lose energy which means you cannot perform any more actions when you run out" This is worded strangely, you make it sound like losing even a single piece of energy will mean you won't be able to do anything. You have tons of energy to spend every day and you can eat food to regain lost energy if you really need it.
      "Making money is as easy as picking up random stuff you find on the ground and selling it to become a billionaire." Sure, running around and picking flowers might get you around a hundred G, so you'd reach a billion dollars in... about 20 thousand years?
      "Progress in the game is slow. Very slow. Extremely slow.
      You have to play through a few in-game years in order to really experience it in its entirety. -which is not easy to do." The game has a lot of game in it. You can mine, fish, farm, pick flowers, chop wood, complete jobs for money, grow cave mushrooms, refine ore, base build, decorate your house, fight enemies, engage with the town, RELAX, donate to the museum, set up fish traps (which is different from fishing) or try to complete the community house. Giving you everything right away would overwhelm the player and make the game harder to play. I'd also disagree that the progress is slow at all, the game seems to know when to introduce a new component or thing to keep the game fresh. Also Also, experiencing the whole game in a year isn't even true! There are events and things that only happen in later years! Plus you probably didn't grab every summer-related object on your first summer.
      It's a farming simulator... and a mining simulator, and an adventure simulator, and town simulator, and a fishing simulator, and a foraging simulator, set in a fantasy world, set in wartime... uhh but yeah pretty self-explanatory if you ask me.

  • @zerophoenix6758
    @zerophoenix6758 3 роки тому +629

    I'm just imagining the developer of Stardew Valley watching this and being very confused.

  • @memeweirdguyn.0019
    @memeweirdguyn.0019 3 роки тому +2433

    I thought this was "Stardew valley was an absolute nightmare"?
    *and not "Google is an absolute nightmare"?*

    • @tsunamie1015
      @tsunamie1015 3 роки тому +176

      It's more "Making videos is an absolute nightmare"

    • @epyonwing7770
      @epyonwing7770 3 роки тому +83

      "Making titles is an absolute nightmare"

    • @TitanTankNate
      @TitanTankNate 3 роки тому +104

      "Clickbait nonsensical videos are an absolute nightmare"

    • @algee2005
      @algee2005 3 роки тому +25

      "UA-cam comments are an absolute nightmare"

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 роки тому +25

      "Reading UA-cam comments is an absolute nightmare."

  • @Xqvvzts
    @Xqvvzts 3 роки тому +409

    "So, can you describe your creative process?"
    "Cocaine... I mean... well, cocaine..."

    • @Ticktok_of_Oz
      @Ticktok_of_Oz 3 роки тому +17

      it's powdery, it'''s expensive, and it smells like GETTING SHIT DONE!

  • @CoreyLaddo
    @CoreyLaddo 3 роки тому +5099

    Don't think I didn't notice the casual flex with the 1 million play button there
    Also glad to help with the background, we should collab again soon :)

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  3 роки тому +605

      Yes PLEASE
      I'd love to voice a skit for you/host an animation of yours

    • @creepyghost2001
      @creepyghost2001 3 роки тому +51

      A collab between 2 of my fav youtubers? Sign me up!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +3

      I am the funniest UA-camr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear cor

    • @kinetic_krown
      @kinetic_krown 3 роки тому +2

      @@UpIsNotJump Do Rain World is an absolute nightmare... because it is insanely brutal... but it is a masterpiece!

    • @TheAngryAstronomer
      @TheAngryAstronomer 3 роки тому +4

      Again? Oh please god show me where this happened before.

  • @puppd7428
    @puppd7428 3 роки тому +560

    Oh come on, i just bought the game. Well, still gonna watch this.

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  3 роки тому +277

      there are very few spoilers XD

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 3 роки тому +19

      You're gonna love it.

    • @puppd7428
      @puppd7428 3 роки тому +41

      @@UpIsNotJump Damn you, you never explained why stardew valley is a absolute nightmare. Jk, i actually really like this video.

    • @pimmemaster6173
      @pimmemaster6173 3 роки тому +25

      @@UpIsNotJump wdym you spoiled the whole game by saying it's about farming smh

    • @kaburii9807
      @kaburii9807 3 роки тому

      Don't worry, the game is barely referenced in the video and the video is still just as entertaining, enjoyment is nigh guaranteed

  • @cinderheart2720
    @cinderheart2720 3 роки тому +245

    That's great and all, but I'm expecting the next video to be titled "1 MILLION SUB CELEBRATION" and to be just an actual review of Stardew Valley, that way you can at least pretend you mixed up the titles.

  • @ashlemonjello2462
    @ashlemonjello2462 3 роки тому +2189

    Look, this had nothing to do with stardew valley and I still enjoyed every second of it

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  3 роки тому +712

      I honestly didn't realise this could be misleading

    • @jonesdaevilone
      @jonesdaevilone 3 роки тому +33

      Its not exactly about the game but the philosophy behind the game

    • @noamh6644
      @noamh6644 3 роки тому +30

      Can’t tell if their is sarcasm in that sentence

    • @ashlemonjello2462
      @ashlemonjello2462 3 роки тому +11

      @@noamh6644 I can’t either

    • @ashlemonjello2462
      @ashlemonjello2462 3 роки тому +55

      @@UpIsNotJump we dont click on it because of the title, we click on it because it’s you

  • @sezzargash3508
    @sezzargash3508 3 роки тому +2195

    13 minutes of video 13 SECONDS of stardew valley GOD I've never laughed so hard

    • @LeginNoslen
      @LeginNoslen 3 роки тому +39

      You should check out some comedy stuff some time. It's kind of like this but it is created in such a way that it causes an involuntary emotional response, typically laughter. Much more satisfying than annoyed groans.

    • @sakmadik69420
      @sakmadik69420 3 роки тому +13

      This was my first time watching him.If he always makes contents like these he should not cover a specific topic.I didn't know wtf he's talking about the first half minute.Is he a troll idk anymore

    • @DeprecatedSC
      @DeprecatedSC 3 роки тому +44

      @@sakmadik69420 Normally he actually does cover the topic labelled, with many jokes and stuff thrown in but he *does* cover the main topic relatively in-depth typically. Just this particular video was intended as a joke, i believe

    • @sakmadik69420
      @sakmadik69420 3 роки тому +4

      @@DeprecatedSC felt bad to get trolled.This is a bad troll too like wth man

    • @MarkusAldawn
      @MarkusAldawn 3 роки тому +19

      @@LeginNoslen what a twattish thing to say

  • @anthrosaurian
    @anthrosaurian 3 роки тому +85

    "...Part 4: Refording"
    From offscreen: "Recording"
    "RECORDING"
    (At this point, i can't tell if they are actual verbal flubs or not. Having someone correct you from offscreen is actually REALLY funny. Nice touch if that was actually planned XD)

  • @CrispyMuffin2
    @CrispyMuffin2 3 роки тому +1687

    this was 10% Stardew valley and 90% everything else 10/10

  • @Das_Lia
    @Das_Lia 3 роки тому +1101

    This is the essence of an open-minded, educated, satirical critique. Really enjoyed it. Absobutely subscribed.

    • @vrcompatible8999
      @vrcompatible8999 3 роки тому +9

      My sick mind saw scripted and not subscribed and it made me laugh pretty hard, thank you for commenting so I could misread it

    • @worldseriesofghosts3408
      @worldseriesofghosts3408 3 роки тому +2

      Im so excited for you, you get to watch his Half Life Alyx video for the first time. I couldn't stop rewinding it because he made too many great points. It was like I couldn't figure out how to put it into words, I just thought it was the best game I have ever played but didn't quite know why. He knows why, and the video is incredible.

  • @varvaraiu8870
    @varvaraiu8870 3 роки тому +80

    Making "This Is Why" is an Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why

  • @kingstaze9696
    @kingstaze9696 3 роки тому +194

    "I thought I would get 100K and that would be it."
    Dudes it your fault every video you make absolutely slaps

  • @kayla3751
    @kayla3751 3 роки тому +263

    I feel like this channel is really about the chaos demon inside you gradually taking on more and more control until there’s nothing left but Pure Chaos

    • @soap9277
      @soap9277 3 роки тому +12

      Blood for the blood god?

    • @pedrovictor4256
      @pedrovictor4256 3 роки тому +9

      Skulls for the skull throne?

    • @pedrovictor4256
      @pedrovictor4256 3 роки тому +8

      By the Emperor, this comment section smells like heresy

    • @JessicaMorgani
      @JessicaMorgani 3 роки тому +3

      And UA-cam buttons

    • @skorgezagreat2462
      @skorgezagreat2462 3 роки тому +2

      An inquisitor shall be dispatched to your location immediately

  • @guard13007
    @guard13007 3 роки тому +113

    I'm actually disappointed Stardew Valley was barely featured in this video. :(

    • @Krexel
      @Krexel 3 роки тому +20

      That's because Stardew isn't actually a nightmare lol

    • @tylerc5021
      @tylerc5021 3 роки тому

      He basically talked about what joja mart could turn into haha

    • @b.j.g5949
      @b.j.g5949 3 роки тому

      @@Krexel except for the way the makers of the game were exploited like hell

    • @AyNay246
      @AyNay246 3 роки тому +3

      @@b.j.g5949 do you care to explain that?

    • @maximator3471
      @maximator3471 3 роки тому +6

      @@b.j.g5949 it was made by one dude my guy

  • @saintcardon6988
    @saintcardon6988 3 роки тому +160

    I like how the google employee is using a windows laptop, because even they dont use chromebooks

    • @matthijsjanse3275
      @matthijsjanse3275 3 роки тому +2

      of course not they are just too locked down.

    • @CatDrinkingPoison
      @CatDrinkingPoison 3 роки тому

      @@matthijsjanse3275 r/wooosh

    • @Fellovidual
      @Fellovidual 3 роки тому

      @@matthijsjanse3275 its almost like that was the joke. :o

    • @matthijsjanse3275
      @matthijsjanse3275 3 роки тому

      @@CatDrinkingPoison well you say that and it may be my past resentment speaking, but why the fuck would you want a os thats just a web browser. Granted, nowadays they have some android apps and stuff, but a couple years ago these fuckers were useless

    • @anirvana
      @anirvana 3 роки тому

      @@matthijsjanse3275 bruh, _that is the fucking joke._ Chromebooks are so garbage than even Google doesn't use them.

  • @novabella4422
    @novabella4422 3 роки тому +167

    2 minutes in and I still have no idea where this bit is going

    • @novabella4422
      @novabella4422 3 роки тому +19

      Ohhhh it's a one million announcement

  • @hime4170
    @hime4170 3 роки тому +16

    me expecting something mostly about stardew valley
    ends up getting something completely different

  • @tceo
    @tceo 3 роки тому +225

    I can't stop staring at his pants, the pants are so colourful and attention absorbing.

    • @0Arcoverde
      @0Arcoverde 3 роки тому +12

      I know right, I felt weird staring at his croch so much

    • @TheGrumbliestPuppy
      @TheGrumbliestPuppy 3 роки тому +3

      They aren't pants, they're leggings ;)

    • @vindiesel682
      @vindiesel682 3 роки тому

      I was wondering why he was wearing leggings xd

    • @Nakai865
      @Nakai865 3 роки тому

      That sounds quite gay.

    • @Xick
      @Xick 3 роки тому +2

      A little distracting

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 роки тому +1004

    "Morning alarm clock" "12.22pm" HOLD ON A MINUTE

    • @samuelmeasa9283
      @samuelmeasa9283 3 роки тому +5

      Don't think about that to hard. I've seen peoples brains Blue Screen of Death trying to understand why 12 (PM and AM) is really a 0.

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 3 роки тому +6

      UA-camr morning is different for your average joe

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 3 роки тому +3

      what, do you not wake up at 12:22?
      honestly I woke up at 3 pm today someone send help

    • @SantaClaus-kk8zr
      @SantaClaus-kk8zr 3 роки тому +3

      I mean I wake up at 2 PM because night shift.

    • @tk0192
      @tk0192 3 роки тому

      @@samuelmeasa9283 You've hurt my brain. 12 AM is a 0, 12 PM is at least a 12.

  • @GoodJamSpiteHouse
    @GoodJamSpiteHouse 3 роки тому +32

    "Writing a script in 4 days is a little bit slower than most youtubers"
    *laughs nervously*

  • @lukewilson1282
    @lukewilson1282 3 роки тому +140

    To say that the intro was a fever dream is somewhat of an understatement.
    Edit: it got more confusing after the intro.

    • @peteryoung2422
      @peteryoung2422 3 роки тому +1

      Oh thank goodness. I was worried it was just me.

    • @siiioxide
      @siiioxide 3 роки тому

      Dont comment when your drunk .

  • @PeterCleff
    @PeterCleff 3 роки тому +9

    It fills me with insane joy that you used Limmy as an one of your examples in the opening rant.
    Great video all round. As always. Happy to be a subscriber here!

    • @yakacm
      @yakacm 3 роки тому

      Yeah same, such an underrated guy, saying that I think Limmy likes it that way, not too famous I mean.

  • @RimmyDownunder
    @RimmyDownunder 3 роки тому +1442

    so you gonna release that Tayne program or what?
    Honestly, I really fucking enjoy videos like this. It's a bit wanky but as a youtuber watching videos about how we actually do our stuff is always entertaining. It's what I enjoy talking about most as well when shooting the shit with other youtubers too.

    • @ambr0se345
      @ambr0se345 3 роки тому +13

      Always love seeing you commenting on other people's vids. Can't wait for the next Fustercluck

    • @AURTful
      @AURTful 3 роки тому +23

      You show up on...a disconcerting number of the videos I watch. I'll watch one of yours, then pop into another video and *Oh hey Rimmy commented.*
      It's cool but also wild.

    • @nodrugar5248
      @nodrugar5248 3 роки тому +2

      The frontier is watching Rimmy, we are watching....

    • @jerryjezzaberry5009
      @jerryjezzaberry5009 3 роки тому +3

      Rimmy and jump cluster fuck when rimmy ?!

    • @Skiddlless
      @Skiddlless 3 роки тому +3

      How to get 1million Views Step 1: Take a Bucket of Crack Cocain Step 2:Film a Morgz Video

  • @mecc2445
    @mecc2445 3 роки тому +288

    I'm glad there are others out there that still reference Tim and Eric.

    • @gabrielledebourg2487
      @gabrielledebourg2487 3 роки тому +5

      How could we not? I am enjoying this video to my morning breakfast fed via Cinco Food Tube. The dentures look great!

    • @saintsinningsword
      @saintsinningsword 3 роки тому +4

      Tim & Eric are the jews who got Million Dollar Extreme cancelled

    • @Thebadpiper
      @Thebadpiper 3 роки тому +2

      They fucked over All Gas No Breaks. Soo

    • @lancelot0274
      @lancelot0274 3 роки тому +4

      I would say between me and my brother there is atleast 1 Tim n Eric reference per day

    • @terminaldeity
      @terminaldeity 3 роки тому +3

      I literally was watching that Paul Rudd sketch last night.

  • @Retanaru
    @Retanaru 3 роки тому +9

    "Yep, yep, and then dissolve up to the top." 12:38
    Did the director just use an editing effect to tell you to transition? I kinda wish the editor actually put it in too.

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 3 роки тому +375

    "Now Tayne I could get into"
    More like Tayne could get into _me_ any day of the week if y'nowmnsayn.

    • @chefgoldblum8446
      @chefgoldblum8446 3 роки тому +11

      I was NOT expecting a Tim and Eric reference here at all and needless to say I was beyond hyped

    • @soupalex
      @soupalex 3 роки тому +5

      could we see a… flarhgunnstow?

    • @kurks001
      @kurks001 3 роки тому +1

      Computer: print me picture of Oyster smiling.

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 3 роки тому +6

    A lot of this resonates with me. Building up these lessons over the last 10 years has led to me having a channel I’m proud of! However I’ve started editing for my girlfriend who’s a streamer (Dumbbwitch), and starting a new channel from scratch is really tough. I put 12 hours into a video that got 9 views :I gotta keep grinding!

  • @LocallyHosted
    @LocallyHosted 3 роки тому +151

    Which folder on my laptop is the one with "Literal Billions" in it?

    • @dr.vikyll7466
      @dr.vikyll7466 3 роки тому +1

      Your mom

    • @TheElysianPrince
      @TheElysianPrince 3 роки тому +1

      @@dr.vikyll7466 So you're saying they were born from a digital folder?
      **interesting**

    • @FishInDaToilet
      @FishInDaToilet 3 роки тому

      The one that doesn't exist

  • @heylisten9764
    @heylisten9764 3 роки тому +61

    Oh my god I've never seen a face like that when someone tells me to lie "slightly". God bless you man, you make my day bright.

  • @mylittledarkworldjohn4289
    @mylittledarkworldjohn4289 3 роки тому +14

    Me at the beginning of the video: what does this have to do with stardew valley?
    Me at the ending: WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH STARDEW VALLEY, FUCK?
    Still a great video that made me lauhh

  • @Fesquishety
    @Fesquishety 3 роки тому +28

    "I also have Adobe After Effects but I never open it because it scares the shit out of me." I feel that on a spiritual level.

  • @databoy5
    @databoy5 3 роки тому +129

    I was not expecting a Celery Man reference, but I'm sure glad it's here

    • @Qerewe
      @Qerewe 3 роки тому +5

      I have never before said "I understood that reference" out loud until I spotted that

    • @RockLobster283
      @RockLobster283 3 роки тому +1

      Didn't generate a Nude Tayne though

  • @nixel1324
    @nixel1324 3 роки тому +5

    Man, that Tayne part brought back memories. Earlier internet was weird.

    • @Ticktok_of_Oz
      @Ticktok_of_Oz 3 роки тому

      what!?, I loved my taskbar stripper/malware app.

  • @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812
    @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 3 роки тому +172

    Bought the game a few days ago, married Elliott, that’s all I wanted from the game, stopped playing it

    • @LoboGuarah
      @LoboGuarah 3 роки тому +3

      Same. Married Penny, played some days after that and quit. :V

    • @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812
      @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 3 роки тому +6

      @@LoboGuarah god it’s so great to play games and only enjoy them for the dating mechanics

    • @somerandomnerd2729
      @somerandomnerd2729 3 роки тому +6

      @@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 *enjoy them for dating exactly one character and one character only with the dating mechanics

    • @gregjones4035
      @gregjones4035 3 роки тому +1

      Hahaaa nailed it

    • @JackL.Carlos
      @JackL.Carlos 3 роки тому +1

      I have been fucking waiting for the 1.5 update on Android for 5 months and still waiting to this day, sorry for the language I haven't slept much O_O

  • @LemonyPep
    @LemonyPep 3 роки тому +57

    "I can't believe I reached 1 million subscribers."
    - same guy that makes every video enjoyable and rewatchable for years or something.

  • @RurouniKalainGaming
    @RurouniKalainGaming 3 роки тому +5

    5:42 Film. The delay in your knee slapping is great. 😂👍

  • @ryanwhitney3195
    @ryanwhitney3195 3 роки тому +151

    This video is like going to a Wendy's and finding out how to invest in the stock market through calling a rabbit's bunghole a "neat trick".... and I loved it

  • @Cleodyret
    @Cleodyret 3 роки тому +56

    "Making UA-cam videos fall under the guise of entertainment...
    But so does prostitution...
    I don't know where I am going with this"
    Hands down, best line ever

    • @siiioxide
      @siiioxide 3 роки тому

      Yes. We all heard that...
      Quotes for likes are stupid...

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 3 роки тому

      @@siiioxide Sad boys reply-crying under comments they didn't like about how they didn't like them is infinitely worse. Twice as worthless, without any of the nostalgia

  • @worldseriesofghosts3408
    @worldseriesofghosts3408 3 роки тому

    Dude that was literally the most genuine and heartfelt thank you any youtuber has ever given an audience. I am a creator of things myself, and i struggle with it, as do most people who make art, but the fact that the greatest gift you have gotten from us is new found confidence in both A. your comedy chops, and B. your passion for VR and gaming makes me so damn happy I was here for the ride. I show everyone your Half Life Alyx review, I go around saying how genius Valve is for not letting you drop your guns, for just teleporting you if you struggle with the ladder. I don't actually tell people those were your brilliant points, because sometimes I like to LIVE A LIE. You're easily my favorite gaming youtuber, because you embrace the art aspect more than anyone else. God I can't wait for the next VR title that says NOT in the title, I will definitely bust. Crazy how much that says about you as an artist. Most games, GOOD games even, are nightmares. Only godly games are not. I particularly love how long your takes are, you don't use jump cuts as a crutch, you use them to remove your ceiling fan for a totally middling headcrab joke. Just like we love it.
    Thanks for making quality movies man. Look forward to your uploads, which is your reality thanks to the quality you put into these videos, even if you... wait... wha---- DIDN'T EVEN REVIEW STARDEW WHAT THE FU

  • @aryandairshad
    @aryandairshad 3 роки тому +145

    "The release of Fallout 4 VR is legitimately, and I'm not saying this to be dramatic... ONE OF THE BIGGEST TRAVESTIES IN ALL OF GAMING HISTORY" Has to be my favorite line in this entire channel

  • @secretagenttau2233
    @secretagenttau2233 3 роки тому +19

    You and your wife have a great relationship. I love watching you two interact.
    Your channel is my favorite on this platform. Your style has me so laughing

  • @t16systdest72
    @t16systdest72 3 роки тому +3

    I do want to say thank you for all that you do, your videos as always hilarious. I also like the fact that you are trying to help motivate people to do something you yourself enjoy and that is wonderful. Don't be anxious about the new style as it is still awesome with your humor and the audio quality if fine, I will fight with you on that hill to defend the BlueYeti!

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 3 роки тому +98

    "My husband Shane"
    Good choice. I approve of this.

  • @jmcdonald.1998
    @jmcdonald.1998 3 роки тому +44

    I was incredibly distracted by your phenomenal leggings throughout the whole video. Thank you.

  • @echothefloof5438
    @echothefloof5438 2 роки тому +1

    For anyone wondering, Tayne's theme song is Toxic Dance by Liru

  • @pigydog123
    @pigydog123 3 роки тому +52

    Alternate Title: UA-cam Is An Absolute Nightmare

  • @Potoaster
    @Potoaster 3 роки тому +211

    “I DO NOT CARE PEACH” Luigi said calmly.

    • @joebearman620
      @joebearman620 3 роки тому +9

      ‘Did you put your name in the goblet of fire’ he said calmly

  • @ethanpoole9429
    @ethanpoole9429 3 роки тому +3

    No click bait I wanted a review

  • @lazarusmekhane439
    @lazarusmekhane439 3 роки тому +43

    I'm now starting a petition for UpIsNotJump to post 'Football Manager 2021 Is An Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why'.

    • @fryconntinumum6559
      @fryconntinumum6559 3 роки тому

      itll be a video about something completely unrelated using examples from football manager 2021.

  • @patricka5258
    @patricka5258 3 роки тому +89

    UpIsProbablyAThing: "Part Illusion: The Conclusion. That's so stupid."
    Me: [wheeeeeeeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEzzzzze]

    • @raputha1148
      @raputha1148 3 роки тому +3

      Patrick A: retells the joke and then wheezes
      Me: [wheeeeeeeEEeeeEeEEEeeEzzzZZzEe]

    • @The_Endless_Now
      @The_Endless_Now 3 роки тому +3

      @@raputha1148 Raputha: summarizes a comment and then wheezes
      Me: [wheeeeeeeEEeeeEeEEEeeEzzzZZzEe]

  • @Connor_Baldczus
    @Connor_Baldczus 3 роки тому +1

    1:11 I just like the fact that we have the same computer mouse. Also, great video. Thank you, that's all I wanted to say.

  • @RD-170
    @RD-170 3 роки тому +22

    His outfit is just when you hit randomize 20 times in a row

  • @anderseriksson7698
    @anderseriksson7698 3 роки тому +34

    I knew from the first video of yours I saw, the one about Gorn, that you'd have a million subs in no time. You're amazingly funny and very coherent with good points about the games you review.

  • @swaggedup6934
    @swaggedup6934 3 роки тому +1

    dude you are so kind and talented! love your videos man! keep up the great work! :D

  • @chocolatechipwookiee6472
    @chocolatechipwookiee6472 3 роки тому +71

    First of all, I've never seen a male person look this legit in galaxy leggings. Secondly, that was an absolute masterpiece of yours as always. :D

    • @dragontear1638
      @dragontear1638 3 роки тому +5

      The leggings were oddly distracting, but the video is good.

  • @FoodToast
    @FoodToast 3 роки тому +39

    Genuinely lol’d at hearing the witch cry when the google HQ was shown

  • @shadowhawk00
    @shadowhawk00 3 роки тому

    Hey UpIsNotJump. I've been subscribed to you for a while, and even though your new video style is somewhat different, I really enjoy the scits and costumes you use. In your Hitman is a Nightmare video, I found the scit where you pretended to be a hitman and dressed up in a government official uniform thing at the beginning to be really hooking and interesting. I may not be a million-subscriber youtuber, but my advice is to keep up the costume skits. I think they're really funny and the cinematography is honestly really good. Congrats!

  • @robapalm
    @robapalm 3 роки тому +19

    The "But fuck you!" was the most entertaining thing I've heard all day
    Edit: He looks so distressed and tired whilst saying it too!

  • @JadedeaJade
    @JadedeaJade 2 роки тому

    I love you, you actually explained everything I've always wanted to know about recording a youtube video that no one actually ever explains because people just assume you already know. Ya know, the little bits that EVERY FRAKKIN PERSON OVER LOOKS AND NEVER EXPLAINS BECAUSE THEY ASSUME YOU DID A\V IN SCHOOL. And you did it in a fun way! This is why you have 1.1 million subscribers. Also those leggings, in the words of Christopher Eccleston's Doctor Who, FANTASTIC! Really though, I have ADHD, you have no idea how much this helped me. I might do videos now lol. Well, I did do videos, and then I quit, but now, I might give it a second shot lmmfao.

  • @SaintInix
    @SaintInix 3 роки тому +39

    I needed something to watch, little did I realize... The PANTS!

  • @Larsanity
    @Larsanity 3 роки тому +46

    I’m still laughing at “Babing with Bimbles”

    • @Ticktok_of_Oz
      @Ticktok_of_Oz 3 роки тому +2

      I'm really interested to hear with Bimbles thinks about all this.

  • @ghostleemann955
    @ghostleemann955 3 роки тому +5

    what's the vid with the speech and barter points that sounds amazing

  • @blarpie
    @blarpie 3 роки тому +21

    Out of all the places to see a Tim and Eric reference, I wasn't expecting here

  • @MintyVoid
    @MintyVoid 3 роки тому +44

    UA-camrs' expressing their gratitude to their fans are absolute nightmares.
    serious tho, super happy that you've been able to do what you are passionate about and shove that science to the wayside. I'm always excited to watch anything ya post!

  • @Cee-3PO
    @Cee-3PO 3 роки тому

    Congratulations on 1 Million! you deserve every single one of those subscribers, I cant wait to see you grow even bigger in the future, I've been going through quite a rough time recently and your videos really help, keep it up!

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 3 роки тому +9

    That was the longest merch plug I’ve ever seen... *and it was glorious*

  • @GhostStealth590
    @GhostStealth590 3 роки тому +8

    I felt that diss hard when I’m going to school for film/video production...
    Definitely helping with my existential crises.

  • @nataliebroda5820
    @nataliebroda5820 3 роки тому +3

    The fact that it took you this long to reach 1M is a crime. You're a real gem on this website and we all wish you nothing but the best.

  • @whipkrash
    @whipkrash 3 роки тому +32

    This actually gave me the information and confidence to make my first game review after doing UA-cam for 4 years. Thanks for the inspiration!

  • @PoolNoodleGundam
    @PoolNoodleGundam 3 роки тому +10

    I still don't know what this was about but the opening bit really spoke to me

  • @schribbler1592
    @schribbler1592 2 роки тому

    Late comment, only as I ignored this video or a while, as I hadnt played Stardew yet. Just picked it up a week ago, and am 90 hrs in, if that tells you something.
    Just wanted to say you always made me laugh and had a really creative / artistic perspective to put on, which hooked me onto your videos. Its why I subbed long before the 1 mil mark, but I had no doubt you would get there if you kept at it. Your Bob Ross machinima's were amazing, as well as your deeper dives into how they were made, as well as understanding how the Bethesda game engine (doesnt) work for different varieties of uses. I mean, it does, you just gotta give it crutches and a few shots of morphine first.
    Youve been a great cheer up since I've subbed, and I'm happy to see you successful at past the 1 mil mark. Sorry I didnt see this before, but ignored it as I feared spoilers.
    Gonna go ahead and enjoy it now. Late congrats on the 1 mil, and hope youre doing well in 2022.

  • @kudosbudo
    @kudosbudo 3 роки тому +15

    A big corporation has moved into town?
    So it really is just Harvest Moon?!

    • @bookreaderman6715
      @bookreaderman6715 3 роки тому +2

      I have never played harvest moon or even seen any gameplay, I don't even know what kind of art style it has, it could be a first person minecraft like style and I wouldn't be surprised (this is a lie for comedic effect, I actually would be surprised) but from what i've heard, yeah it is

  • @seanyeske
    @seanyeske 3 роки тому +70

    UINJ: "I take doing this SO incredibly seriously" *Puts on those pants*
    Me: So that was a fucking lie

    • @Pumkin932
      @Pumkin932 3 роки тому +1

      But you DID pay more attention to the video, didn't you.
      I was about to head to bed until I seen the pants and was like okay now wtf is happening

  • @resijade4342
    @resijade4342 3 роки тому +1

    now i know the key to success on youtube is to make a video called "MINECRAFT IS THE WORST THING EVER AND HERES WHY"
    and then have me talk about my lack of guitar hero skills while overlaying slime rancher videos. "it's just a troll" is a valid response to someone making a title completely misleading and wasting everyone's time, so ig it's completely fine!

  • @AlbertaTrailCams
    @AlbertaTrailCams 3 роки тому +5

    I was rewatching all your fallout vids daily and then at least once a week, you have such great comedic timing that I was happy to subscribe to see where the channel goes and you haven't disappointed. Keep expanding and experimenting.

  • @LadyGoggles
    @LadyGoggles 3 роки тому +4

    Thank you for the insight! Congrats on a million!
    edit: Wanted to add that I'm loving the new style - there's a lot of potential here and I'm looking forward to seeing where you go with the videos next. My partner and I love watching your videos together, as they're a great balance of informative and entertaining. Thanks for all the hard work you do!

  • @petermanfox2535
    @petermanfox2535 3 роки тому +1

    Videos like this one are a godsend for people like me who never get any criticism to build on because we don't get any views.
    Also, the part with the boring script? That was literally me a while ago when I literally copied and pasted Wikipedia articles on the script, good thing I never actually posted the reviews.
    Thank you, UpIsNotJump, your crazy rants bring me hope.

  • @pitedapollo6175
    @pitedapollo6175 3 роки тому +15

    "1 million subscribers, that will be my day"

    • @sbeve9820
      @sbeve9820 3 роки тому

      where was the backup dancer that was promised?

  • @socksthecat13
    @socksthecat13 3 роки тому +11

    DUNGEON KEEPER REFERENCE! Sad you didn't show the destroyed version too.

    • @games-i-remember
      @games-i-remember 3 роки тому

      We now need an up is not jump dungeon keeper is a nightmare; "Brana-Hawk"

    • @darkshibe2267
      @darkshibe2267 3 роки тому

      I remember a secret level where you got rewarded with Ug the Barbarian or something... but not THE ITEM TO CARRY HIM FORWARD TO THE NEXT LEVEL! Facepalm.

  • @winterreviews
    @winterreviews 3 роки тому +3

    huge congrats, honestly one of the top review channels on UA-cam, deserve every one of your subs

  • @matthewavilez318
    @matthewavilez318 3 роки тому +15

    In a 13 minute video review about Stardew Valley, "Stardew Valley" is said 6 times; Stardew Valley is mentioned approximately 0.462 times per minute.
    Good review solid 10/10

    • @Ticktok_of_Oz
      @Ticktok_of_Oz 2 роки тому

      Irony being, this might be the video that finally convinces me to play it.

  • @flickerbasob6696
    @flickerbasob6696 3 роки тому +17

    bummed that this wasn't really about talking about stardew valley :(

  • @victorcovack3144
    @victorcovack3144 3 роки тому +1

    Great million sub video...the fact that you dont upload alot is really just a nod to the fact that you put a whole month of work into your videos. So, Keep it up, your really funny

  • @cutterg3198
    @cutterg3198 3 роки тому +16

    "Oh yeah...take THAT tone". Kudos to the wife for supporting you (and quite honestly, putting up with the absolute MESS you produce while putting these vids together in your house!) all these years. We appreciate your patience!! :p

  • @billythekid42
    @billythekid42 3 роки тому +5

    I love this style of video! Your production quality is insane, and you deserve a lot more subscribers for all the effort you put in. Congrats on one million, although I’m sure it will be 10 million in no time ;p

  • @fish3170
    @fish3170 3 роки тому

    Congrats on the mill! Your videos are one of those I click instantly when I see a new one and I also rewatch a lot of them.

  • @codedreaction6081
    @codedreaction6081 3 роки тому +4

    5:58 well that went from 0 to 100 real quick

  • @noalear
    @noalear 3 роки тому +35

    You genuinely nailed that Tayne. I'm going to sub to your Patreon just for that. Congratulations on a million!

  • @BlackWaterGaming1
    @BlackWaterGaming1 3 роки тому +1

    Absolutely love your content bro hands down completely original and amazing content bro keep it up

  • @RemizZ
    @RemizZ 3 роки тому +7

    For speaking: Don't just sound like you're saying the most important things, say them like you would on a stage: Strong and with energy (and loud).

  • @lowemu6865
    @lowemu6865 3 роки тому +7

    Mate, you’re enjoyable to watch, intelligent and funny. 1 million is too low considering, 100 million might be slightly more appropriate for your talent.

  • @mortmortmort8908
    @mortmortmort8908 2 роки тому +1

    I think my favorite thing about your videos is how the intros can be minutes long about something seemingly unrelated to the topic the video title is referring to. 2 minutes in and I have no idea what this has to do with Stardew Valley yet.
    EDIT: Solid Segue. I wanna know more about that painting at 4:36 though. Is that something that I can readily get a print of or was it just something made by someone local to you? I have to know.

  • @LotusTheGamer
    @LotusTheGamer 3 роки тому +8

    literally this man makes my day every video that's released

  • @desert_pete
    @desert_pete 3 роки тому +6

    Actually genuinely curious as to the nature of that electrical schematic/flowchart you had up towards the end there

  • @Clint945
    @Clint945 2 роки тому +1

    12:08 - The sudden appearance of an almost forgotten Dungeon Keeper 1 overworld map just punched me in the gut with nostalgia.