I'm very lonely. Happy Valentine's Day! Music Used: "Blues in a Hurry" by Cecil Norman "Hollywood Holiday" by Frank Samuels "Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes
im pretty sure memes haven't changed much since 2017, that was the start of modern memes, windows movie maker might have been memed on back then as well
Tomás Ponce true but holy shit dude if it werent for your comment i wouldn’t have seen that my shit reached more than 1k likes holy fuck lmfao first time getting crazy likes like this
@Malachi McCray People like you genuinely confuse me. You do realize this is a youtube comment, right? No body is asking for anything. You’re just being rude.
Yeah he is funny. When I am having a bad day, I watch 1 or 2 of his videos and what he says is off the wall. I actually started a conversation with a girl by asking what her favorite barn animal. She smiled and she said a giraffe. Lol. That's not a barn animal but I just talked with her a little more. He said that in a video that is a good way to start a conversation with a girl and I couldn't believe that it worked. She even turned down a few other guys but I made her laugh by saying something off the wall.
2:52 Scott: "No ghosts allowed. I've had too many bad experiences with those things." Speed Dating episode: Therapist: "Good. I'm not f***ing a ghost again."
I cannot BELIEVE how funny Scott is. Gosh I nearly cried laughing at the "fat tuesday is coming up" bit. His timing is perfect, he doesn't draw additional attention to jokes that don't need it, and he's so wacky I can't predict what he'll do next. Here's to Scott the Woz!
@@isaacmcevoy5759 you're* I didn't say I was a kid now, I said I was considered a kid when I was 22. It seems like your reading skills are as bad as your spelling.
Did you all pause and read his bio? that was some funny shit. "I've once been told on this app I am racist against females so take that for what it's worth"
“I love Buffalo Wild Wings” is still my favorite Scott joke. Made me spit my drink the first time. It’s so much funnier to me because I also read that as BWW
Yes that's what he said in the video, you do not need to say it again when he said it already. It is unneeded for fucking sake. Okay, we know he says that at the end of the video, we DO NOT need your reassurance. YOU DID NOT NEED TO FUCKING SAY IT! HE FUCKING SAYS IT IN THE FUCKING VIDEO.
3:02 My god. It’s been staring us in the face this entire time. We finally know whether it’s hey y’all or hey all. This is the discovery of the century.
Even though I really don't understand your lack of love or attention to the Pokemon series, this video made me laugh so much I subbed. Keep up the good work, I've been watching your content and I love it!
He was nineteen. NINETEEN. He was SO ahead of his time.
Who? Three years is not a massive difference when you're an adult
@@pravda9646 r/woosh
@@kedzkabum ARE SLASH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHSHSHSSHSHSH LETS GO REDDIT
@@kedzkabum REDDIT MOMENT THIS IS A KEANU REEVES BIG CHUNGUS WHOLESOME 100 MOMENT YA KNOW
Dad?
scott was ahead of his time with his humor on windows movie maker
Ik lmao these are the types of memes I see nowadays
im pretty sure memes haven't changed much since 2017, that was the start of modern memes, windows movie maker might have been memed on back then as well
Tomás Ponce true but holy shit dude if it werent for your comment i wouldn’t have seen that my shit reached more than 1k likes holy fuck lmfao first time getting crazy likes like this
Well besides the one time i commented thanos vomit like 2 years ago in a meme page and it got like 500~ likes
+ViewyCuquito
It’s been a meme for years!!
He didn’t start his bio with “Hey all Scott here”
I think it's an imposter
No wonder why he can't get laid
Giraffe Giraffe doesn’t he say « hey y’all » ?
Simon Di Tomasso No it’s hey all
Thats why he wont get laid
This still stands as my favourite Scott the Woz video.
Rikka good taste
It’s Awesome Baby is my favourite, then Madden 08 Christmas, then this episode.
That's cool but, did I ask?
@Malachi McCray People like you genuinely confuse me. You do realize this is a youtube comment, right? No body is asking for anything. You’re just being rude.
Same here
"I'm racist against females" in the bio, nice
He's the anti-simp
yeah
@@pentagonyx h
@@lexiolvsu8620 hello
Omg I'm the 1K liker(I know its not amazing but just please let me be special for once)
God damn this guy is funny.
Yeah he is funny. When I am having a bad day, I watch 1 or 2 of his videos and what he says is off the wall. I actually started a conversation with a girl by asking what her favorite barn animal. She smiled and she said a giraffe. Lol. That's not a barn animal but I just talked with her a little more. He said that in a video that is a good way to start a conversation with a girl and I couldn't believe that it worked. She even turned down a few other guys but I made her laugh by saying something off the wall.
trush0t1 he is comedy gold
is there a name to this kind of humor?
Erl X the battler Well he’s doing sketch comedy (I assume) and it’s fast paced so, fast paced sketch comedy
that is why I watch him dude
“WBAMO” has me in tears
I just noticed "Mexican" is a race on that website lmao
@@roachdogjrjr o t h e r
@tea tre oooh
@tea tre seriously? The attack helicopter joke in 2020? How old are you.
@@comrademuds1951 Old enough to know what x and y chromosomes are.
“In terms of future plans, I would like to be 25 years old someday.”
You know, I have aspirations too, you know.
No ghosts allowed
Right back at ya
He's 2 years away
i lost it at this
2:52 Scott: "No ghosts allowed. I've had too many bad experiences with those things."
Speed Dating episode: Therapist: "Good. I'm not f***ing a ghost again."
I cannot BELIEVE how funny Scott is. Gosh I nearly cried laughing at the "fat tuesday is coming up" bit. His timing is perfect, he doesn't draw additional attention to jokes that don't need it, and he's so wacky I can't predict what he'll do next. Here's to Scott the Woz!
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"What's THROBBIN" is gonna be my dedicated conversatiom starter from now on.
Yo, what's throbbin?
fat tuesday is coming up
@@TheRealROBOHead Your profile picture made that twice as terrifying.
@@TheRealROBOHead People with hentai profile pictures that don't link the sauce in their bios should rot in the deepest pits of Hell.
@@TheRealROBOHead Doesn't matter. It's your duty to find the source and link it in your bio. Lest you suffer eternal torture.
I love this new Nintendo game
Nintinder
Yeah, I find the game pretty interesting, but too hard. 3/10 horrible experience.
We need a sequel
@@jamesrgamesoffical Twonder
Is it a platformer?
B- Buffalo
B- Wild
W- Wings
Well yeah just don't say it like that
Lmao
i have never seen a picrew on youtube before and idk why
Bbuffalo bwild Wwings
Breath breath of the wild
This guy is probably the best Scott the Woz on UA-cam
What do you mean?
@@Bennomat hes the best scott the woz there is
King Hydrei
Not wrong
but is he the best Mario Kart: Double Dash!! out there?
He's multiplying
Scott saying the word "horny" makes me deeply uncomfortable.
Yo how
"fellas fellas I'm so horny"
watch alpha menorah java script. he says 40 acres of sex and i just 😖
lola r stop
Also, he blinked about 15 times afterward.
WBAMO!
BigShoesMcgoo I don’t know why but this made me laugh so much
Me too lol
Thanks wbamo
Did someone call me?
I wbamo, you wbamo, he she it wbamo...
You deserve so many more subscribers. Keep up the great work, this is hilarious
Agreed
Midnuh how many subs did Scott have when he made this??
@@Kevintendo around 100,000
@@Kevintendo he was small than relaxalax
Sekayi Slade lol 100,000 isn’t small! That’s when you “make it” as a YTer :) I’ve got quite a bit to go
I contracted something..
*D E P R E S S I O N*
CoreXGamer JMW *i h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p r e s s i o n*
CoreXGamer JMW relatable
CXG smae
Same.
The most relatable thing that anyone has ever said.
0:31“tinder does have a pay to win option”
- Scott the woz
2017
This aged very well...
I like how Scott was just so scared to say
s-
se-
sex
woah woah woah joker no rude words 🫢🫢
Didnt you mean to say Donkey Kong Barrel Blast
Probably
thank you for your input, joker
Who knew stock photos made the perfect channel banner.
3:47 "I LOVE Buffalo Wild Wings!" LMFAO!
TheManiacZach that joke was awesome!
I D I E D
IKR😂😂😂
"What type of woman do you like? I WANT EM ALL, WBLAMO!"
BUFFALO WINGS
This kid is SEVERELY underrated when it comes to comedy
Kid? He’s like 22
@@indep_ if froyos older than that I guess
@@indep_ 22 is still a kid. I was still considered a kid at 22; I'm 38 now.
@@Dargonhuman then your wrong cause your not a kid
@@isaacmcevoy5759 you're*
I didn't say I was a kid now, I said I was considered a kid when I was 22. It seems like your reading skills are as bad as your spelling.
Scott screaming WBAMO is 10/10
4:42 - 5:15 I honestly cannot believe you don't have women throwing themselves at you on the daily after creating that.
I know right?
He's looking for the wrong women, I'm underage and right here
@@Alinanonymous *No.*
@@Heroheenie just saying
@@Alinanonymous I don't need my boy Scott cancelled
fat tuesday is coming up
fat tuesday is coming up
Fat Tuesday is coming up
fat tuesday is coming up
fat tuesday is coming up
fat tuesday is coming up
"But it has a pay too win option."
Blinckie Doovde So let grab some iTunes cards so I can purchase my way to intercourse!
to*
E
A
Dates
Get in the game.
WBAMO made me die laughing
Aleseaux's Butt Same here lol
i love how almost every joke here was referenced at a later point. truly a defining episode of scott the scott
the windows movie maker part aged extremely well for todays humor
The only thing it lacks is the stupid bgm
Tbh ironic crappy movie maker stuff was a pretty popular meme format back then. I remember making a lot of em.
"Purchase my way into intercorse" There are easier ways to do that.
Captain Joey prosti... right?
1- Up ;)
Morbidcrab E S C O R T S
The_Ultimate_Life_Form 0.2 My nigga, you watch Etika as well?
DemonicScepter You know it fellow Joyconman!
3:47 "I LOVE BUFFALO WILD WINGS!!!" I'm dead 😂
"I'm racist against women" XD
nathan palmiter 😂😂👍
Women yeah, the race of people attracted to the Macho Man. Just ask miss Elizabeth.
I'm dead 😂
I’m sexist against Germans
WBAMO!
His voice and body language when he says “sex” cracks me up every time I don’t know why 3:10
i gave u the 69th like
i gave u the 169th like
"The only women I know are Cartoon Foxes"
Me:"Ouch , Did not expect to called out like that"
Buffalo Wild Wings had me dying.
Same dog
I love buffalo wild wings
This man is Hardcore AF. Its so freaking funny and amazing
*thebahooplamaster* I see you.. *EVERYWHERE*
thebahooplamaster wish you were gone from the internet for good .-.
just when you think it can't get any funnier, you get hit with 'I was reported'. 5 years later and Scott's comedy still kills
2:46 He finally did it! He turned 25
Now what? 😐
So proud
Subbed from alax, I was hesitant but after that intro I was sold
jpalma200 same
Same mdude
who's alax?
@@ajddavid452 relaxalax prolly
Yea him and Alax are like the funniest people on UA-cam 😂
> "You will come across women you know"
> R34 GIF of Carmelita Fox
uh
I am crying right now. My childhood has been ruined. And now when I go back to the games that is all I will think of.
@@Aim9xray Boy do I have a fandom for you.
The Only woman I know are cartoon foxes
@@Aim9xray me too i played sly cooper 4 on the ps vita and 3
I mean, it wasn't wrong...
Time to pay my respects to the first Scott the Woz video I ever watched.
Thank you, Scott Wozniak. You brilliant little virgin, you.
This just shows Scott's channel isn't aimed at kids 😂😂
...every video he ever made showed that his channel is not for kids...
@@NAFProjects you have a point
3:10 to 3:53 is pure gold.
*“Oh, I love Buffalo Wild Wings!”*
You mean 0:00 to 5:33
B-Buffalo
B-wild
W-wings
What type do you prefer? I’ll say *waBAMo* !!!!!
Scott The Woz is a gift to humanity
y
"Oh f##k, I bought a 4th cheap media shelf."
-Scott Wozniak
0:05
"Whats THROBBIN Marcus" Damn Scott was really ahead of his time
Did you all pause and read his bio? that was some funny shit. "I've once been told on this app I am racist against females so take that for what it's worth"
How do you turn off hard mode on tinder?
You look for guys 40+ guys instead
Be a girl
(It's just a stat tho, males are 70% of tinder users so ofc being a girl helps you a lot)
@@cyberbitterdragon and how do u know this?
google.com
That windows movie maker video was hilariously bad xD
Patricia Ricken Leroux well, he was reported for that XD
It's 2006 all over again
Patricia Ricken Leroux Yep. Even I could do a better job of it!
He should've added Dreamscape to make it perfect
Hope you get big glad I'll get to see quality content from the start
0:20 - I really expected him to say 'PictoChat'
If only...
This video was SO ahead of it's time.
A true Scott the Woz classic.
Just the use of “Free Speech For The Dumb” by Metallica was PEROFECT!
Exactly
A severely underappreciated touch to this amazing video. Its the cherry on top of the cake.
I thought I was done laughing... then...
"I was reported!"
Scott tends to keep his best lines for last.
Coming from only seeing his 2019-2020 only games content, I’m living for this
“I love Buffalo Wild Wings” is still my favorite Scott joke. Made me spit my drink the first time. It’s so much funnier to me because I also read that as BWW
Internet Tinder Etiquette with Scott
Haha eric joke
@@clockwork1203 It's Erik with K, other Student.
I'm so proud of Scott for achieving his future plans of becoming 25 years old.
"Well that's enticing specifically because the only women I know are cartoon foxes." Anything you wanna tell us, scott?
I hate the fact that shitty sly cooper R34 is apart of Scott lore. Why was that even a graphic on a twitter cat phishing scheme.
It is so hilarious to see Scott's humor used for some of the most random stuff, from Chia pets to Tinder!
2:29 congrats Scott, you did it. You are now 25
tinder profile didn't start with "hi all, scott here" cmon dude, I thought you wanted to get a date.
"In terms of future plans I would like to be 25 years old someday"
And to believe Scott will finally achieve his dream next year.
W B A M O
"I'm only posing as a girl to get laid."
*Hold up*
It's funny because it's gay
Scott is an absolute national treasure
Wow, I'm surprised you haven't even reached a thousand subs yet man. Good luck and shit!
lol He now has 30,000 subs. Thank god for Alax’s shoutout
KingSkyLord what video
Now 93k
+ROBFAN 104k
lmao
I W A S R E P O R T E D
How
@@mr.personguy4959
H E W A S R E P O R T E D
R E P O R T E D
Porte Corticos why
Yes that's what he said in the video, you do not need to say it again when he said it already.
It is unneeded for fucking sake. Okay, we know he says that at the end of the video, we DO NOT need your reassurance.
YOU DID NOT NEED TO FUCKING SAY IT! HE FUCKING SAYS IT IN THE FUCKING VIDEO.
This is quite literally the peak of comedic humor, thank you for the high quality video.
Never did I realize that Scott used “Free Speech for the Dumb” as his Tinder slideshow presentation background music, neat
4:43 bruh if Scott is actually a Metallica/Discharge fan that automatically makes him 10 times better.
no it doesnt
@@tomw3863 yes it does
@@kpdotexe3649 no it doesnt
@@tomw3863 yes it does
@@shelenagant46 no it doesnt
3:10 even when being idiotic he is still responsible
“I LOVE Buffalo Wild Wings!”
I laughed so hard I don’t even know what else happened. 😂😂😂
did you actually just catfish some people
Yes, and no, but mostly no
Yes
@@brenyatta H
Scott is like the one dog that mates with everything except a real dog.
He made it to 25 years old guys. Well done Scott
You are the only one who can make a video about Tinder and make it funny.
Great Video as always!
3:02
My god. It’s been staring us in the face this entire time. We finally know whether it’s hey y’all or hey all. This is the discovery of the century.
I LOVE Buffalo Wild Wings! 😂
Happy 25th Birthday Scott, congratulations on achieving your dreams
I wonder why the teacher disliked my presentation
The presentation: 4:42
What's the music?
Even though I really don't understand your lack of love or attention to the Pokemon series, this video made me laugh so much I subbed. Keep up the good work, I've been watching your content and I love it!
Because the series sucks fat nads these days. Hell, I find it hard to replay anything other than x and y.
This video proves Scott to be a comedic genius
This is probably the best video that he has
WBAMO!!!
As a female I can say Scott is very attractive
As a male I can say the same
@@QuentacosIsMe Indeed, brother
YWNBAW
True intellect, sophistication and culture. Scott is a living legend.
This may be the best video I have ever watched. Thank you
OMG SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN 500k SUBS BEFORE THE YEAR ENDS
USD done
You must be proud
"I am the cesspool of pleasure you've been waiting for" lmao
No homo but I could listen to your voice till the day I die.
3:03 The way he says this always cracks me up.
This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen
This is the best video i have ever watched.
You know that time when you find a new channel and you binge to see if its worth it. Yeah. That intro sold me.
this is my favorite Scott video
Interests: jackbox games, Netflix, Apple inc, FIFA World Cup, and Steve Wozniak. 😂
I’m glad Scott finally met his goal of becoming 25 years old
There's this thing called knowing your Audience. Scott has that down to a tee