Having an epic shit but a glued ass sounds like torture even Jigsaw wouldn’t subject someone to: imagine having the worst post-coffee runs, but you literally have no way to “let it all out.”
Jigsaw would totally do this. Except it would be all the taco bell you can eat till this event happens or you choose to leave with your jewels tied to the stretchers >_>
@@justhere4637 Should’ve kept a straight face through the whole thing. Passerbys hearing the screaming and farts all looking at you and you just have a deadpan toward your screen.
Well its warrio, so he probably had three pizza's some pepsi, the dessert that came along with the meal and five whole tacos already. The taco bell was probably just the final thing that pushed it all out.
"My first wario video,hope it's funny" oh buddy you have no idea, i am legit red and crying with this one, pure perfection..it was so Beatiful and chaotic...especially when it was so unstable the situation wario was in he din't even managed to properly say "Oh my god"
This was life changing, I never knew I needed such wholesome entertainment in my life before now. I always wanted to know what would happen if I glued my ass shut and ate Taco Bell, now I know! Thanks Wario, you’re the best man!
Ah yes, my favorite Harlan Ellison story: I Have No Ass & I Must Shit.
Am: “Hey hey, I’m evil, but not THAT evil.”
Let me tell you about shit!
true existential horror
I have no Anus and I must Shit
Harlan might've written that if you paid enough
“They took my ass, I can’t shit”
"Okay?"
Ass stealing is a very serious crime.
I thought I was the only one who remembered that post
for real
I have no ass and I must shit
I don’t know what’s worse: the farts, or the stretching sound before it
They just keep getting higher pitched, it's horrifying.
And hilarious.
...both???
@@stardragon7893sounds like he’s powering up his flatulence. 😂
did i catch a pitch shifted chainsaw in there?
Sounds more like the glue coming apart before the brown storm lol
i love the fact that its called the day prior cus super glue takes about 24 hours to fully set
It also means it has been building up for about a day
Bro eats taco bell
So does that explain why the guy who actually ate Taco Bell and superglued his butthole shut, ended up having a hammock of doo doo?
that makes it sound even worse, too!
@thedeadlysquidward1641 thats normal. The colon is literally full of shit. Its not just the stuff at the booty hole
Imagine this waking a child's parents up.
Lol
This comment is making me laugh harder than the video
damn near woke up my roommate just now tbh
thanks for warning me
@@PurifierUnit37me too
The title by itself has me rolling. I hear this is how Elvis died.
Literally how he died
“That other guy too… Don something… producer of The Simpsons.”
I read somewhere that Elvis was 80% shit right before he passed away
That was the guy who made the Rick and Morty theme right?
Elvis farted himself to death 😔
Wario ripped himself in half; and I am sitting here struggling to breathe, that was some of the funniest audio ive ever heard
BRO IS SPLITING HIMSELF IN HALF
I think you meant SHITTING HIMSELF IN HALF
More like shitting himself in half
@@Bman_Iggy True
@@Bman_IggyI was just gonna say that
Moses part the seas
Due to budget cuts, Charlie Brown’s teacher had to pick up a second job with Doordash.
that's *funny*
💀
dude crapped out his organs, entire skeleton and his soul
💀
Imma gonna steal your liver
He completely inverted himself inside out like a balloon
Crapped out of reality 😂😂
o7@@kingofthecats28
the farts going up in pitch towards the end had me in TEARS bro, best wario dies i've ever seen 13/10
I thought the same 😭
OH MY - GLUBBIIIIIIIIISSSHHHHH
Wait there’s more💀💀💀💀
He stopped screaming at that point. Something bad must’ve happened.
Bro shat out his organs
I know! 🤣
@@ti_balls his ass got destroyed.
HE FUCKING DIED AND YOU ARE LAUGHING
like hampter
Jesus Christ!
What the fuck!
That's extremely creepy.
Somehow Mona finds it arousing
The whole story is spoiled in the title and yet I still laughed unexpectedly like the immature manchild I am.
nothing to add, everything you said is right
The “OH MY-“ before all hell breaks loose makes this a hundred times funnier
Had me in tears
OH MY-
*SHITTING AND SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
I know 😭😭
It’s the fact he didn’t even get to finish the “OH MY GOD” initially and had to try saying it again toward the end that had me ROLLING
@@sophisticateddozen OH MY- *anal regret*
Wario was in there fighting demons and he was not winning
The stoic and almost resigned "Alright." at 0:14 feels like Wario knew what was to come.
XD
"I know what I must do."
@@rjante2236But I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
0:36 THE SNAPPING SOUND
11 😔
Shut door
All those microgames really messed with his decision making skills
IT WAS A DARE! I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN 2 DOLLARS!
Nuh uh
😂😂😂😂
I mean two dollars is two dollars...
Definitely something wario would do
How many 1-ups did it take to bring you back to life from THAT
Having an epic shit but a glued ass sounds like torture even Jigsaw wouldn’t subject someone to: imagine having the worst post-coffee runs, but you literally have no way to “let it all out.”
Apparently if it’s bad enough it will backwash it’s way into your stomach and you’ll puke it out.
Jigsaw would totally do this. Except it would be all the taco bell you can eat till this event happens or you choose to leave with your jewels tied to the stretchers >_>
This or abdominal rupturing@@Macachee
Your body would find a way for you to puke it up, or you would have some internal rupturing of some kind lol
Theres worse. There was an indian man that superglued his urethra shut. Look it up what happened.
I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this is in my recommended or the fact that this exists in the first place.
YES
Welcome to the internet
Just got it recommended today.
@@theyetdarker9701have a look around
@@cashewlater5317same....
The person listening to this on the other side of the door is traumatized.
...... Hjbmiik9p
0:52 Waluigi: (puts down book) “…What the hell is going on in there?”
💀💀💀💀💀
I love the implication that they're a cohabitating gay couple 😂
I mean, its not confirmed that their brothers yet, so maybe 🤔 @@TheGuzeinbuick
That's my headcanon, Either they're brothers or gay lovers. Nothing in-between
@@Nightmarefoxy30000 both
Why would Wario even superglue his ass shut in the first place
For profit
Wario stuff
Lost a bar bet.
The memes
Mona's kink
i listened to this at max volume in my headphones in public
was it worth it?
@@furretwalk2447Yes. Especially the blown out eardrums and laughing like a madman.
The maddest of lads
@@justhere4637 Should’ve kept a straight face through the whole thing. Passerbys hearing the screaming and farts all looking at you and you just have a deadpan toward your screen.
I played this off my car speaker at a stoplight
Editing to say that this blew my speaker out 😭
Bro JUST ATE HIS FOOD and he’s already shitting it out.
I mean, he's not sized like a normal human being. (Wait, he'd still need to digest it-)
😂😂😂@@MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp
He's Wario
Well its warrio, so he probably had three pizza's some pepsi, the dessert that came along with the meal and five whole tacos already.
The taco bell was probably just the final thing that pushed it all out.
@@Justacheese He probably also had those greasy ass Cinnabon delights that are expensive as fuck.
That last one sounded like his entrails prolasped
13 year old me is dying laughing, 34 year old me is wondering why I stuck around till the end.
"Worth it"
This is the best ringtone I've ever had
the fact the shit and fart sounds are louder than his screams of pain-
Me: washing my hands in a Walmart bathroom
Random guy in the stall: 0:40
blud is NOT surviving that 💀
This comment has me absolutely dying, you have no idea 😂😂
Nearly choked on my food
If you have to sh*t in a Walmart bathroom you have reached a very dangerous level of desperation.
STOP I'M CACKLING 💀
AND THEN THE MF NOT ONLY DOESN’T HAVE THE DECENCY TO FLUSH
*_BUT HAS THE AUDACITY TO LEAVE WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS_* 🗣️‼️
0:39
oh my g- *buzz saw noises*
Listened to this on a bus on max volume connected to a Bluetooth speaker
Please tell me how they reacted
@@foxboiunknown320 they tried to restrain me, they failed.
Me: wondering why there’s no sound
My grandma wearing Bluetooth headphones:
That snapping sound of the glue giving way is diabolical 💀
holy shit that bathroom looks horrable
Probably a literal Taco Bell bathroom, such as they are.
Wario's corpse, and the aftermath of what took place prior to his death, probably didn't help it either.
I can't wait to see the sequel "Wario dies eating Arbys and Taco bell at the same time after stapling his ass shut."
or "gorilla gluing his ass shut"
He drank glue and his large intestine has been blocked
Nahhh Taco Bell & Chipotle.
Nah he ate Indian food
Sugar free gummy bears. Good freaking luck with those.
0:57 fartical accelerator
What in the actual fuck did I just listen to? This is a masterpiece.
I don’t care how evil Wario is, no man deserves to go out like this
Bro literally shat out a supervolcano of poo
it's the Pompeii Volcano
Brapatoa
@@tristanwilliams4180 Poompeii
@@tristanwilliams4180Poopeii
Shitlympus Mons
bro had 1 crunch wrap and shat out 10 years of his life into that unfortunate soul of a toilet
Imagine him blowing up because the poop has to find another cavity in his body to come out of.
0:40 "I am become Wario, destroyer of toilets"
0:58 nah I’m done
Sounded like it was about to be the craziest bass drop
That “Oh My G--“ I hear freaking kills me lmao
Supergluing your cheeks together and eating Taco Bell is a death wish
bro fucking exploded
Your user gives me ptsd.
@@MortallyBane see you have PTSD because you were built different me I was built incorrectly
@@saber5821 I still feel bad for Keemstar...
I DID!
Funny thing is that I had a idea like this for a Wario dies meme, but it involved Mario and Bowser getting revenge on Wario at taco bell
That sounds epic lmao
0:46 The screaming is REAL 💀
The biggest tragedy is the fact he took the reason why he superglued his ass shut with him to the grave.
Sometimes I'm a mature adult, and sometimes shit like this sends me back to being 12
How it feels to chew 5 Gum
*Stimulate your senses*
Was mildly surprised it didn’t end with the audio from a nuclear weapons test.
Me: There's nothing that can make me laugh anymore
Algorithm: Here I goOo
Wario rolled a 1 on his constitution check
You mean his constipation check
@@vagnmoore 👏 the pupil has surpassed the master
man i love baldurs gate 3
Holy shit this is fucking hilarious. I'm actually crying rn
DONT LAUGH AT MY PAIN!
@@superWARIOreal2but your dead
@@AGXCI91 NO IM NOT!
"I'm Wario, and this is Jackass!"
I like how he tells them to get outta there like he KNOWS there's gonna be some issues
0:56 I'm rolling on the floor😂
I haven't laughed at something this hard in forever
The sound effects are mixed so well that I can picture every single detail in my head.
My quality of life has improved drastically since watching this
BRO IS SPLITTING HIS ATOMS
mfer became the hadron collider 😭
I laugh for a whole minute thanks to this.
I came into this knowing what to expect and i still wasn't ready.
The use of the Wario Laughing video for his screaming was an ***amazing*** choice.
“Look guys look my greatest achievement” Wario
Bro didn't just blow the o-ring, he atomized it.
KingAssRipper
Do not speak that name
I never thought sound effects could make me laugh so much
"My first wario video,hope it's funny" oh buddy you have no idea, i am legit red and crying with this one, pure perfection..it was so Beatiful and chaotic...especially when it was so unstable the situation wario was in he din't even managed to properly say "Oh my god"
This is the only wario dies I've laughed to and it's Wario having the most painful shart of his life
I WAS EATING AT A TACO BELL AND THIS POPPED UP INTO MY RECOMMENDATIONS LMFAO
My lungs actually physically hurt from how bad this made me laugh
It feels like I'm in middle school again laughing at this.
Why did I click on this? What is wrong with me?
Your perfectly fine....
Like the rest of us🤪😛😝🫠😝😛🤪💩
All Nuts no worries 😅
I have no words.
Glorious.
Nothing could have prepared me for this masterpiece. So bold, so sincere, so insightful.
Not much reactivates the juvenile part of my brain that finds farts funny, but by george this did it, well done
Not even Wario deserves a fate as horrific as this.
Janitor: NAH! I QUIT THIS JOB, GOOD LUCK WITH HIM!
It was perfect. Perfect. Everything, down to the last minute details.
This un-ironically arrived just in time for me and my journey to successfully empty my bowels.
1:01 YEESSS
ZORPAL WEAPON?
This video has reappeared in my recommended every 2-3 months. It’s good to be back.
I'm laughing like a mad man at 3 am to Wario taking a shit, life is good.
I had a dream about blaring this at full volume while in the restroom.
This was life changing, I never knew I needed such wholesome entertainment in my life before now. I always wanted to know what would happen if I glued my ass shut and ate Taco Bell, now I know! Thanks Wario, you’re the best man!
What’s missing is the audio equivalent of the mushroom cloud at the end.
Burrito 1, Wario: ded.
this is one of the worst things to come up on this godforsaken website and I'm glad I was here to be part of it
In hindsight, that wasn't a very good idea ..
damn u
I saw a map that had a dot for every battle in history, but I didn’t see a dot for the deadly battle wario had on the toilet
Somehow I can imagine Wario dying like this. The charging sound at the end... 😆
Had Wario survived, he'd be thin as Waluigi
0:30 the chaos begins
0:39 Oh my g- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
The stretching of the asscheeks…followed by the glue SNAP is foul 😭😭
I am profoundly perturbed by my own sense of humor.
Guest appearance by Charlie Brown's teacher, doing her DoorDash job to supplement her income.
When the Aliens invade, I'm showing them this.