Having an epic shit but a glued ass sounds like torture even Jigsaw wouldn’t subject someone to: imagine having the worst post-coffee runs, but you literally have no way to “let it all out.”
Jigsaw would totally do this. Except it would be all the taco bell you can eat till this event happens or you choose to leave with your jewels tied to the stretchers >_>
@@justhere4637 Should’ve kept a straight face through the whole thing. Passerbys hearing the screaming and farts all looking at you and you just have a deadpan toward your screen.
Well its warrio, so he probably had three pizza's some pepsi, the dessert that came along with the meal and five whole tacos already. The taco bell was probably just the final thing that pushed it all out.
This was life changing, I never knew I needed such wholesome entertainment in my life before now. I always wanted to know what would happen if I glued my ass shut and ate Taco Bell, now I know! Thanks Wario, you’re the best man!
This is a real thing somebody did. Except it was his pee hole. Dude super glued his urethra shut for contraceptive purposes and was dead by the next morning
![Turbulence [But It's a Military History of World War 2]](/img/n.gif)
“They took my ass, I can’t shit”
"Okay?"
Ass stealing is a very serious crime.
I thought I was the only one who remembered that post
for real
I have no ass and I must shit
I don’t know what’s worse: the farts, or the stretching sound before it
They just keep getting higher pitched, it's horrifying.
And hilarious.
...both???
@@stardragon7893sounds like he’s powering up his flatulence. 😂
did i catch a pitch shifted chainsaw in there?
Sounds more like the glue coming apart before the brown storm lol
Ah yes, my favorite Harlan Ellison story: I Have No Ass & I Must Shit.
Am: “Hey hey, I’m evil, but not THAT evil.”
Let me tell you about shit!
true existential horror
I have no Anus and I must Shit
Harlan might've written that if you paid enough
The title by itself has me rolling. I hear this is how Elvis died.
Literally how he died
“That other guy too… Don something… producer of The Simpsons.”
I read somewhere that Elvis was 80% shit right before he passed away
That was the guy who made the Rick and Morty theme right?
Elvis farted himself to death 😔
Imagine this waking a child's parents up.
Lol
This comment is making me laugh harder than the video
damn near woke up my roommate just now tbh
thanks for warning me
@@PurifierUnit37me too
BRO IS SPLITING HIMSELF IN HALF
I think you meant SHITTING HIMSELF IN HALF
More like shitting himself in half
@@bmanlemmy1894 True
@@bmanlemmy1894I was just gonna say that
i love the fact that its called the day prior cus super glue takes about 24 hours to fully set
It also means it has been building up for about a day
Bro eats taco bell
Bro shat out his organs
I know! 🤣
@@ti_balls his ass got destroyed.
HE FUCKING DIED AND YOU ARE LAUGHING
like hampter
Jesus Christ!
What the fuck!
That's extremely creepy.
Somehow Mona finds it arousing
the farts going up in pitch towards the end had me in TEARS bro, best wario dies i've ever seen 13/10
I thought the same 😭
OH MY - GLUBBIIIIIIIIISSSHHHHH
Wait there’s more💀💀💀💀
Why would Wario even superglue his ass shut in the first place
For profit
Wario stuff
Lost a bar bet.
The memes
Mona's kink
The “OH MY-“ before all hell breaks loose makes this a hundred times funnier
Had me in tears
Due to budget cuts, Charlie Brown’s teacher had to pick up a second job with Doordash.
that's *funny*
IT WAS A DARE! I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN 2 DOLLARS!
Nuh uh
😂😂😂😂
I mean two dollars is two dollars...
Definitely something wario would do
How many 1-ups did it take to bring you back to life from THAT
dude crapped out his organs, entire skeleton and his soul
I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this is in my recommended or the fact that this exists in the first place.
YES
0:52 Waluigi: (puts down book) “…What the hell is going on in there?”
💀💀💀💀💀
I love the implication that they're a cohabitating gay couple 😂
I mean, its not confirmed that their brothers yet, so maybe 🤔 @@TheGuzeinbuick
That's my headcanon, Either they're brothers or gay lovers. Nothing in-between
@@Nightmarefoxy30000 both
Me: washing my hands in a Walmart bathroom
Random guy in the stall: 0:40
blud is NOT surviving that 💀
The whole story is spoiled in the title and yet I still laughed unexpectedly like the immature manchild I am.
Having an epic shit but a glued ass sounds like torture even Jigsaw wouldn’t subject someone to: imagine having the worst post-coffee runs, but you literally have no way to “let it all out.”
Apparently if it’s bad enough it will backwash it’s way into your stomach and you’ll puke it out.
Jigsaw would totally do this. Except it would be all the taco bell you can eat till this event happens or you choose to leave with your jewels tied to the stretchers >_>
This or abdominal rupturing@@Macachee
i listened to this at max volume in my headphones in public
was it worth it?
@@furretwalk2447Yes. Especially the blown out eardrums and laughing like a madman.
The maddest of lads
@@justhere4637 Should’ve kept a straight face through the whole thing. Passerbys hearing the screaming and farts all looking at you and you just have a deadpan toward your screen.
I played this off my car speaker at a stoplight
Editing to say that this blew my speaker out 😭
The stoic and almost resigned "Alright." at 0:14 feels like Wario knew what was to come.
XD
Bro literally shat out a supervolcano of poo
it's the Pompeii Volcano
Brapatoa
@@tristanwilliams4180 Poompeii
@@tristanwilliams4180Poopeii
Shitlympus Mons
13 year old me is dying laughing, 34 year old me is wondering why I stuck around till the end.
"Worth it"
The person listening to this on the other side of the door is traumatized.
All those microgames really messed with his decision making skills
holy shit that bathroom looks horrable
Probably a literal Taco Bell bathroom, such as they are.
Wario's corpse, and the aftermath of what took place prior to his death, probably didn't help it either.
the fact the shit and fart sounds are louder than his screams of pain-
That “Oh My G--“ I hear freaking kills me lmao
Listened to this on a bus on max volume connected to a Bluetooth speaker
Please tell me how they reacted
@@foxboiunknown320 they tried to restrain me, they failed.
Wario ripped himself in half; and I am sitting here struggling to breathe, that was some of the funniest audio ive ever heard
Bro JUST ATE HIS FOOD and he’s already shitting it out.
I mean, he's not sized like a normal human being. (Wait, he'd still need to digest it-)
😂😂😂@@AutumnBun321
He's Wario
Well its warrio, so he probably had three pizza's some pepsi, the dessert that came along with the meal and five whole tacos already.
The taco bell was probably just the final thing that pushed it all out.
@@Justacheese He probably also had those greasy ass Cinnabon delights that are expensive as fuck.
0:40 "I am become Wario, destroyer of toilets"
This is NOT the Super Smash Bros Ultimate Wario Comp that I was looking for.
weird, this is the one i was looking for. what's wrong with it?
@@DeeBellwether I think they are using cheats with the waft..it's charging up way to fast. Bit suspect if you ask me.
The title says it all
@@IWasLeft4DeadBaby damn, so the tourney win wasn't legit then
@@DeeBellwether Perchance...
This is what it sounded like before Elvis died
The biggest tragedy is the fact he took the reason why he superglued his ass shut with him to the grave.
bro fucking exploded
Your user gives me ptsd.
@@MortallyBane see you have PTSD because you were built different me I was built incorrectly
@@saber5821 I still feel bad for Keemstar...
I DID!
What in the actual fuck did I just listen to? This is a masterpiece.
I can't wait to see the sequel "Wario dies eating Arbys and Taco bell at the same time after stapling his ass shut."
“Look guys look my greatest achievement” Wario
Wario rolled a 1 on his constitution check
You mean his constipation check
@@vagnmoore 👏 the pupil has surpassed the master
man i love baldurs gate 3
This is the best ringtone I've ever had
BRO IS SPLITTING HIS ATOMS
Playing this on the next Bluetooth speaker or smart TV I see.
Wario was in there fighting demons and he was not winning
bro had 1 crunch wrap and shat out 10 years of his life into that unfortunate soul of a toilet
Supergluing your cheeks together and eating Taco Bell is a death wish
Not much reactivates the juvenile part of my brain that finds farts funny, but by george this did it, well done
0:39
oh my g- *buzz saw noises*
The "Oh my god!" kills me
Holy shit this is fucking hilarious. I'm actually crying rn
DONT LAUGH AT MY PAIN!
@@superWARIOreal2but your dead
@@AGXCI91 NO IM NOT!
How it feels to chew 5 Gum
*Stimulate your senses*
Guest appearance by Charlie Brown's teacher, doing her DoorDash job to supplement her income.
Was mildly surprised it didn’t end with the audio from a nuclear weapons test.
I came into this knowing what to expect and i still wasn't ready.
I WAS EATING AT A TACO BELL AND THIS POPPED UP INTO MY RECOMMENDATIONS LMFAO
Janitor: NAH! I QUIT THIS JOB, GOOD LUCK WITH HIM!
KingAssRipper
Do not speak that name
0:56 I'm rolling on the floor😂
Funny thing is that I had a idea like this for a Wario dies meme, but it involved Mario and Bowser getting revenge on Wario at taco bell
That sounds epic lmao
Why did I click on this? What is wrong with me?
Your perfectly fine....
Like the rest of us🤪😛😝🫠😝😛🤪💩
0:30 the chaos begins
Me: There's nothing that can make me laugh anymore
Algorithm: Here I goOo
Imagine him blowing up because the poop has to find another cavity in his body to come out of.
Watching this sleep deprived at 1 30am is the funniest shit ever (pun intended
"I'm Wario, and this is Jackass!"
It feels like I'm in middle school again laughing at this.
This was life changing, I never knew I needed such wholesome entertainment in my life before now. I always wanted to know what would happen if I glued my ass shut and ate Taco Bell, now I know! Thanks Wario, you’re the best man!
0:57 fartical accelerator
this is one of the worst things to come up on this godforsaken website and I'm glad I was here to be part of it
I don’t care how evil Wario is, no man deserves to go out like this
I like the part where the RPM's increased 👍😂
I almost woke up my whole house at 5:30 am because of this. And then watched it 3 more times
THEY TOOK MY ASS, I CAN'T SHIT
Ah yes my new alarm sound waking up to wario shitting in agony is perfect
Not even Wario deserves a fate as horrific as this.
I really, really, really want someone to animate this
Nice too see wario still stuck in infinite death loop for *WHOLE SPAN OF 5 FREAKING YEARS.* 💀
0:56 thought worst behavior by Drake was boutta play💀
I never thought sound effects could make me laugh so much
Bro didn't just blow the o-ring, he atomized it.
I laugh for a whole minute thanks to this.
I haven't laughed at something this hard in forever
what the fuck did my eardrums just record back to my brain
In hindsight, that wasn't a very good idea ..
damn u
I can smell this video
That last one sounded like his entrails prolasped
This deserves a grammy award
Wario took from ultimate garlic to ultimate shit
This is why I come to the internet.
The Shepherds Tone of Sh*t at the End was a Nice Touch.
Almost as if even as his soul is ascending hes still got ass left to blast. 😇
so this is how Elvis died... RIP the King
I like how he tells them to get outta there like he KNOWS there's gonna be some issues
Toxic Crisis - Cruelty Squad OST
Cant wait to someone animated this
Somehow I can imagine Wario dying like this. The charging sound at the end... 😆
The use of the Wario Laughing video for his screaming was an ***amazing*** choice.
This is a real thing somebody did. Except it was his pee hole. Dude super glued his urethra shut for contraceptive purposes and was dead by the next morning
I know that story! It wasn't superglue, it was epoxy resin!
@@bloomingdaemonoh no
I’ve heard of worse except it was a jar, and instead of his pee hole, dude put a jar into his butt.
Jesus fucking christ
@@bloomingdaemonI don't like that I'm detecting excitement in that reply.
Now why would a person go and do such a thing, I wonder.
Girls on UA-cam: OMG look at this makeup tutorial!
Boys:
Bro hollowed himself out.