Assassin's Creed Odyssey Thaletas Romance (Alexios)
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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
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“I should be with my men.”
HE IS YOUR MAN COME BACK 😭
HE IS JUST YOUR FUCKING DREAM MADE COME TRUE BY A SHITTY GAME COMPANY TO HAVE YOU MONEY, SPARTANS WAS HETERO LEARN HISTORY
Thaletas: I need to get back to my men.
Alexios: But im your man😢
didn’t realize kissing was just shoving your faces together
bugisoft intensifies
It is ancient Greek style.
It pretty much is.
"two -pale- coconuts gently colliding"
The Kyra romance has better love scenes.
"Compare Swords." Little does she know, they really did.
little did Kyra know one of them could do the ancient art of _sword swallowing_
DU YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE AN AMERICAN IGNORANTS ?
"You have my love, Alexios, but Sparta has my heart"
Ouch
That don't make any sense to me whyyyyy😭
@@nivrrtakr2891 i mean it makes sense bc thats just how it was in ancient sparta but it still HURT
@@4rs0n1sm Their loyalty and love is amazing!
And that is the reason why I will never use/do online dating apps, hookups, one night stands and random encounters because it ain't worth it...I believe there are beautiful souls out there waiting to find their true soulmates, oh to live in those times...2,000 years ago
You have my love, Mare, but Norta has my heart! (And head lol).
🥲
“Compare swords”
*;)*
Dat boys. I like how they inserted comedy elements and didn't go for serious drama.
Lol shut up!
And then he thought about it and was like... "meet me at the ship.. Bro "
Thaletas have been confirmed to be 6.3 inches uncut while Alexios 6.9 inches.
Sara Wilson lmaooo
I wish they made better kiss animations
Amen to that, especially the male/male kissing scenes.
TarmaHartley
Yeah they look so stale
It looks like they're fake kissing bruh
I just dumped the trash outside ubisoft is the trash because of lame kiss animations
The male on male kissing scenes made me cringe, it looked so weird and awkward like two straight men pretending to be gay men trying to avoid kissing. I don’t mind the homosexual storylines, just some effort into smoother natural animations would make it feel less uncomfortable to watch.
This actually is a mostly accurate representation of homosexual relationships in ancient Greece. Spartans forged love for each other on tbe battlefield. ^w^
Didn't greeks also make love to little boys?
Different customs in different parts of Greece. The sacred band of Thebes was made up of male warriors who had romantic relations with each other. Athens leaned more towards the practices you describe, I think.
It’s kinda vague at times, but yeah Greek men were allowed to be (and often times were) gay.
@@pantherstar Well, many of them married women as well. Not all of course, and they may have had other reasons for marrying the women. Assuming they were attracted to those they had relations with, bisexual would probably be a better description.
Morgan yeah! It was kinda weird. Some places required marriage at a certain age (like Sparta) but still allowed outside relationships. Some places only saw marriage as a continuation of the lineage. Greece was pretty weird overall, but really interesting at the same time
What's more manly than two men in love?
Three men in love?
'What's better than this, guys being dudes'
Two men in bed
I can't belive this you all gays damn
That is by definition the manliest thing
They deserve a HAPPY ENDING DAMMIT UBISOFT 😭😭😭
no happy ending for a mercenary
Indeed...
I prefer him with Alikibades. I really can’t spell that guy’s name.
If you end up with Kyra committing suicide and don't do a speech, then Thaletas A) doesn't die and B) doesn't end up with Kyra.
Ruan1387 I know thats what i went for in my playthrough as well but it still felt more like a Greek tragedy than a happy ending imo 😩😭
I noticed that Alexios's romantic side really shines through in his scenes with Thaletas. The only downside is that there's no happy ending for Alexios in this romance. No matter the outcome, he will always be left heartbroken. :(
ChthonicRemains not if you convince Kyra to kill herself
NORMALLY, THIS IS JUST BULLSHITS, NO SPARTANS DO THIS SHIT THEY WHERE HETERO
So if you play as Kassandra you can romance Kyra and if you play as Alexios you can romance Thaletas. Damn this game is gayer than I thought, amazing
edit: I learned that both can romance either Thaletas or Kyra but this game is still gay af
Kim RRB you can romance either of them as either sibling
Blackadder1886 you know that the ancient Greeks were openly bisexual, right? They embraced their sexuality.
@@LittleMissV he has no idea lmao, they were gayer than Elton John
@@Fyrdman Please don't spread your stupidity. It's real contagious nowadays O_O
@@Fyrdman Zeus**
“If I was under your command, what would you order me to do?”
Sounds like a Grindr chat. Love it
What a bad animation for such a good romance.
Laura Solis origins has better graphics for Bayek and Aya...
@National Bolshevist
Yes, it's truly beautiful :)
@@mate95mraz I know, right? Isn't AIDs good?
@@mate95mraz Damn go off
GTMO Mack prolly english
As cheesy as all these romances are they are pretty entertaining and kinda reflect how fast life goes during those war times. Life was short back then no one had time for having 3 year relationships before having a relationship.
YOU ARE JUST AN IGNORANTS OF GREEK CULTURE DURING THIS TIME !
2:32 "while the two of you compare *_swords"_*
**Wink** **wink**
That was actually decent story compared to the other ones
They need to animate the naughty bits better... but still I loved it.
Honestly I avoided romance through the whole game
Yeah unfortunately it's like that with a lot of games, hopefully one day we get there.
So are you gay?
@@giovahnnigucci9274 so are you?
@@giovahnnigucci9274 answer the question.
You can never unsee Alexios getting up from his knees in front of Thaletas... xD
Fastening Thaletas' sandals... A true bro
and you think that the grandson of a Spartan king would have behaved like a slave? you make me laugh🤣
Thaletes - “You get hurt, hurt ‘em back. You get killed...walk it off.”
11:10 Y’ALL SEE THIS!?!
HE GAVE HIM A BJ LOL
I wonder if they motion captured that 😂😂
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This game isnt motion captured. Origins is tho
YAAAAASSSSS GET FREAKY
So he did finish him off :/
naughtyauntieemma I would like this but this comment currently has 69 likes
naughtyauntieemma hahahahahahahaha
@@raeven5017 you should’ve just liked it
just a couple of guys being dudes
couple of cards
gays being gays ofc
Alexios is so fine
No one:
Me: "Alexios sexy moment ac odyssey"
He is so fine I have like 1000 screenshots while playing the game of him lmao
...and that my friends is why we call it "riding the Greek saddle"!!
The gays are shaking
Cocks are throbbing with power!
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHA
truer words were never spoken
I ain’t gay, nor a man, but I’m shaking
10:10 *Huh?*
Fu.. I mean FIGHT me
This is me when I realised that they dont have a good ending
11:10 bOY WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?
You know
Slurp
heike he gave him such good head he remembered his childhood 😂
HE JUST DROPPED SOMETHING IS ALL
He be tyin his shoe
awkward butt touch lmaoo
"You have my love Alexios, but Sparta has my heart"
Alexios: *Running around to extinguish the flames* SHIT!
That was terrible animation. Dragon age does a much better job.
Daryl Tunwarm DEfinitely true tbh.
Amen
bioware= ubisoft
I was looking for a comment like that...i totally agree. It's like these people are afraid to put even the slightest of malexmale romance in their game *ahem*. And I wouldn't be mad if I know that Unisoft couldn't handle their animation...But i guess we may give them some time since it's their first try lmao
yeah I couldn't believe this game came out after inquisition because the animations are so bad lol it's really enjoyable though
"They say they were very good friends" ~my history teacher
"they boned" - my latin teacher :)
"While the two of you compare swords..."
Hehe, I'm sure they'll be doing a lot of that. *insert lenny face*
"I know, and I'm tempted. " Is my favorite line
fellas is it gay if
is it still gay if you only do closed-mouth kisses and dont actually grab the butt
Fucking Wilson?
It's not gay if your eyes are closed
You smash your faces together
Oh god the gay caught op before op could finish
It better be
I don’t care how bad the animation is. The romance is perfect and well crafted
PERFECT FOR YOUR AMERICAN BULLSHITS
10:58 God, that look.
*squealing can be heard by a weeb in a bush*
bloodstone drawer oh shit! I didn’t realize I was being so loud!
Sorry bloodstone, J/Ash/Bran and I were squealing too loudly we’ll try to keep it down
13:10 Damn this is such a heartbreaking moment.
The fuckall loud ads that popped up immediately as I clicked the time stamp at least changed my heartbreak into a decent heart attack
He stiffens in shock when you ask for Kyra hahahaha
wow suddenly I'm very interested in playing this game ;)
YOU ARE A MALAKOS
6:21 WHY DIDNT YOU CHOOSE “I WANT YOU TONIGHT “ or “I WANT U FOREVER” ??
Derran Lawston right
Bubbly Bubbles Right! get that Bi shit outta here
I think he Rejects Alexios if you pick one of them... I can’t remember
Lol the expression Thaletas makes.
6:30
Thaletas: I love you Alexios~
Alexios: *Sweating* You are hot~
🤣 this american bullshit make me dead, i cant imagine sissy spartans warriors, but i can imagine their wifes kill them in front of everyone for such a shitty behavior ! omg that make me me laught, so realistic
Nothing is more manly than two men in love professing their love through combat! YASSS!
ALso 10:46 lol. "you just gonna stand there or are you gonna finish me off?" love it
MANLY ? YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT WAS GREEK MANLY MAN, PRITTY OPEN ASS
Some of the conversation options are hilarious :D I find it having some comedy vibe, not just this romance, but the game as a whole. And damn Alexios is such a stud!
11:08 subtle indication lol 🤣
Wtf, your name and picture????
@@Assassin026 we should be friends :p youtu.be/addme/xfM2lKi17K02N2s0TkrFCraFYWg_7Q
"I should be with my men"
Yeah, I mean why stay with just Alexios if you can have a FULL ship of soldiers ready to serve you... simple logic yo.
THIS IS YOUR AMERICAN FUCKING DREAM NOT GREEK CULTURE
Mass Effect and Dragon Age does better in romances, but i'm very sad for this ending. ;c
Well, it was their first attempt. Ubisoft doesn't usually do romance.
@@stevenhiggins3055 True, considering this is their 2nd try at a more RPG-ish AC than the usual AC formula. It's a good RPG in the AC franchise, but it's a bit unfair to compare it to Bioware who have been doing RPGs for decades.
Oh the times when men were real men
ell diavolo delete this
ell diavolo 😂
Sorry to break it to y'all but Greeks were so sexually rampant that it was pretty much the cause of their downfall.
all the "men" that say shit like this wouldnt survive those times and are probably pussies, shut up dipshit
Lazer Luche I... I don‘t believe homosexuality was the downfall of the greeks. :,D
I'm so pissed bc I accidentally did the conquest before I finished this quest line and it cut me off from being able to finish it so I couldn't romance him :/
I just happened to click on one of these out of plain curiosity... Now my UA-cam recommended list is filled with gay romance scenes from video games....SMH......
Same here 😂 Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed...it's never-ending.
Bonus.
LilChikyChan S A ME
ikr... it's great
same here XDDD
Who else is annoyed that your outfits don't show in cutscenes?
DooM Marine Slightly. I’m more annoyed you never get a hidden blade.
What game are you playing? All outfits show in cutscenes
My outfits and weapons show in cutscenes. The only thing that doesn’t is helmets, for obvious reasons.
@@JayAshBranAudioScripts Hidden blades weren't invented yet. Kinda the point.
FoxyWhite this takes place after Egypt and Altair’s era. Eventually Ezio and others get it. The hidden blade travels the globe and is the symbol of the assassins.
**climbs up in front of Thaletas and bumps into him**
Thaletas, turning around: Ah, you're back!
I like his braid !
I see what you did there oddessey omg. Getting off his knees
we love bicons
*plays all right dialogue*
*does all right missions*
*gets cold shoulder anyways*
*confused screaming*
*"You amaze me"* 7u7
I do not see why he makes fun of the Anthenians, I doubt that the Spartans would dare to shed blood on sacred ground, there are myths about those who perform this kind of sacrilege and it's not pretty.
This: shows up in recommendations
*buys this game 2 days later
This game is so beautiful and with the option for romance you think they'd make the kisses look more real. They only work from far away, up close is a big ole mess.
1:19 we irritating
This is so cute 😭 I wish I had the option of them being together... The conection, the connection between the two is amazing it's better than with kassandra, so sad the end.
THIS IS SO SHAMELESS FOR TWO SOARTANS DO YOU KNOW THAT ?
@@spartan8561 lol, shut up
"Are you just going to stand there or are you going to finish me off?" - classic Triumph the Comic Dog quote if there was ever one
I only slept with Lykaon as alexios of course
Lykaon is the best one. And I'm set that after the events of the game Alexios made a life with Lykaon (no way Alexios spent 2000+ years alone)
RyverLoire Yeah he is my fav
Lunar9p oo
Remember guys Homosexuality is the highest peak of masculinity in ancient Greece no matter if you're top or bottom
Still better love story then twilight 😂
STILL WORST AMERICAN BULLSHIT ABOUT GREECE
I wonder if spartans actually talked like that
Well it wasn't in english
Xnfinite X This comment made me die and I can't thank you enough for that lmfaoooo
they wouldn't have talked, they would have killed you all here
"are you going to just stand there, or are you going to finish me off?"
;)
10:57 that look he gave him. Daaaaaaaamn.
This game has becoming more like a dating simulation and I live for it.
Thaletas is the only romance that makes sense with Alexios they are both strong masculine men but the rest of the male romances just doesn’t fit Alexios type.
"...bone to bone... " Hah! That’s what he said! But now, really, that's what he said!...
bruh i would kill to be a gay Spartan
Dialogues and romantic stories in this game are embarrassing. Probably a gay story written by a straight clueless man.
Matthew W theirs wasn’t any such thing as gay or straight in this era, men had woman only to have children men frequently had companions in other men, it was seen as not normal if you didn’t. It was encouraged. But the animation I have to say is not as good as it should be it’s rather blocky
And your right it’s embarrassing lol
Marcus W yah Greek’s especially. There was more gay in that time period than most of history lol. I do wish that the dialogue options and the romance was done better, but it’s Ubisoft so I can’t say I expected much.
Jordan I’d like to see how eddios Montreal does a creed game I like all their games spesh dues ex etc
I’ll say it again though the graphics in this game are absolutely terrible, I don’t know what system this guys using but just terrible.
Jordan, I have to step in and clarify a small thing here. There is no such a thing as less or more gay. The percentage is probably the same but what is different is the number of people acting openly gay. However, you have hit the nail in the head. 'Ubisoft' says it all!
Bromance in a nutshell
OMG I SHIP THEM SO BADLY! Can WE HAVE MORE OF THIS pls.,
Alexios is super hot!
i literally cannot tell apart their voices, if i close my eyes or look elsewhere i don't know who's actually talking.
“You amazes me”
UBISOFT! Get your ass over here and give these men a happy ending!
10:28 "Bone to Bone" Well Then ;P Go Right Ahead
Hell yeah another fan fiction to write
He’s a loyal man to Kyra, I hope there’s people like that out there
Damn they could've just switched the camera angle to the back of the characters' heads if they didn't have time to do facial animations. 🤣 Still... I approve of these romance options in Odyssey.
Just a bunch of guys being dudes
this is the reason why I play this games
Now I understand why you are so ignorant of history
@11:10 I wonder if Akexio swallowed...
Ofcourse he did. Cmmm tastes so good.
It's got glucose in it so it's sweet.
@@MrDude826 I know that now, that comment was from two years ago
Huh.. Somehow i miss how everyone can love everyone in the past.
It’s actually not very far fetched, Spartans often fell in love with each other
in your dreams fuker 😂😂😂
"this looks like the pornógrafi" -yiayia
Thanks for the video :)
I'm a little sad Dragon Age already in 2009 was doing much better but it's already very nice that it's possible and present anyway
Omg all that intense build up for a butt grab??
Darth Maul saying that is creepy XD
THE WAY THELETAS LOOKS AT ALEXIOS IN 10:58 GOT ME WEAK
Pissed because I agreed with Kyra’s plan that the game just. Decided they had a thing. Even though I literally never used a romance dialogue option on her.
omg feels so real, but that kiss wtf yo
The animation could have been better
I somehow fucked all this up and he attacked me on the beach instead :( I'm seriously about to restart this whole damn island to fix this. I literally almost cried when I had to kill him.
that kiss was fantastic. *sarcasm*
I just finished this game with Cassandra..going to replay it with Alexios..hot
I loved doing some romance with Alcibiades!
“AndE runE ourE spearsE throughE his faceE” *cue awful Italian accent*