What if Carson was of a variety of ant that cultivates livestock and he was talking to his aphid herd explaining what they're supposed to do so he pointed to the plant that they should be eating and he went: "You always dew this." Ivens, A. B. F., & Kronauer, D. J. C. (2022). Aphid-farming ants. Current Biology, 32(15), R813-R817.
I also always managed to break games, even mobile games. I like to call it "being too creative". Lol A friend in highschool actually brought me a copy of their programing project to put it to the test, and I found a bug within 2 seconds. That memory still has me lmao.
@vizzy61 in the Evangelion anime series, several of the young protagonists experience increasing levels of psychological trauma. During these instances, they tend to lose consciousness and/or hallucinate. This leads to several scenes of mutated memories and dark visions of the future, wherein the characters reveal their deepest desires and fears through surreal sequences of colors, shapes, and voices. The disturbing visual paired with the voiceline at 11:41 reminds me of these sequences from Evangelion.
15:05 ah yes. The Lovecraftian esque chicken based gravitational anomaly, that doubles as a high yield explosive device, which is able to convert matter into cheese! How delightful!
What if Carson was a farmer and chat went: “you always grew this”
Banana
If he was a chemist, This would also apply
What if Carson was a baseball pitcher and chat went: "you always threw this"
What if Carson had a tendency to change the colors of objects and chat went "You always hue this"
what if indeed....
@@nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo7319richard ?
what if carson was a witch that made potions and chat went "you always brew this"
what if carson did arts and crafts and chat said "you always glue this"
what if carson paid bills and his chat said "you always due this"
What if Carson was a mukbanger and chat went "You always chew this"
I wish I was gay after this comment
What if Carson was a gangbanger and chat went "You always blue chew"
@@blind1936 comment section but the comments gay you
Minecraft but the STRAIGHTS HURTS YOU...
What if callmecarson was a wizard, and he was constantly making potions and chat went "You always brew this"
What if Carson was an airplane and chat went “you always flew this”
What if Carson was a ghost and chat said, "you always boo this"
average cinema pov
AH!
What if Carson was in a Mountain Dew ad and chat went "You always Dew this"
what if carson had hopes and dreams and chat went: “you always pursue this”
undertale
What if chat was a cow and they said “You always mooooo this!” 🐄
What if chat was an owl and they said “You always hooooo this!” 🦉
what if they were a fat guy and they go "you always chew this" 🍔
what if chat was a ghost and they said "You always boooooo this!" 👻
BA HA HA 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😅😂
you always hawk toooooo this
what if carson was a car and chat went "you always vroom this"
What if Carson was a detective and chat went "You always prove this"
What if Carson was assassinating the Emperor of Rome and chat went "You too, Brutus?"
What if Carson was a seamstress and chat said "you always sew this"
What if chat was a toilet and they say “you always poo this”
3:43 Loki’s monotone delivery of “Mm! Crash report!”
Hes SO fed up
You can tell he's a developer
@ Fury developer gloki
As it pans up to the happy ass sun, no less
“cheer up, sunshine”
You always do this! 🤬🤬
I love that no matter the game, he always finds a weird way to break it
change your name to DERPlion
@@newtwoup4293 Derpy derp derp
you could say that... he always does this!
What if Carson went to a synagogue and chat went "you always jew this"
What if carson was all knowing and chat said "you always true this!" 😮😮😮😮
@@socksyllmusic you always knew this
what if carson was a streamer that broke games and chat went "you always do this!"
Every game company should have a guy to carson proof their games, playtesters arent enough
They should just hire carson
what if carson was a sim with high libido and chat went "you always woo this"
what if carson was emperor palpatine and chat went “you always DO IT”
So that's three UA-camrs I know of that can magically glitch any game without even trying. First ProtonJon, then Vinesauce, now CallMeCarson
What if carson was known for getting the same subscription service and chat says “You always renew this!”
What if carson was a shipmaster and chat was like "you always crew this"
what if carson was a musician and chat went "you always kazoo this"
What if Carson’s chat thinks he’s gay and said “you always blew this!”
Its honestly impressive how often this happens. They should hire you for bug testing
What if Carson was a chef with potato and chat said “You always stew this”
what if this was slimecicle and chat said "You always goo this"
I was watching this on my tv and my Fire stick crashed in the middle of it, it was like a 4D experience! So cool!
I still wonder to this day if Carson was the first ever player to discover propflying in Teardown because I've never seen anyone else do it either
He was not lol, you could do it with planks since launch
What if Carson was a plant after a humid day in the spring and chat said "you always dew this"
What if Carson was of a variety of ant that cultivates livestock and he was talking to his aphid herd explaining what they're supposed to do so he pointed to the plant that they should be eating and he went: "You always dew this."
Ivens, A. B. F., & Kronauer, D. J. C. (2022). Aphid-farming ants. Current Biology, 32(15), R813-R817.
what if carson was a developer and chat went "you always code this"
2/10 doesnt rhyme
What if carson was the dark and chat went “You always hurt us.”
Carson during the Bingus game was literally like: "Okay i get it now"
i don't like how organic this bit is
I also always managed to break games, even mobile games. I like to call it "being too creative". Lol
A friend in highschool actually brought me a copy of their programing project to put it to the test, and I found a bug within 2 seconds. That memory still has me lmao.
Carson always does this for 16 minutes
11:41 Evangelion every time a character falls unconscious
could you elaborate?
@vizzy61 in the Evangelion anime series, several of the young protagonists experience increasing levels of psychological trauma. During these instances, they tend to lose consciousness and/or hallucinate. This leads to several scenes of mutated memories and dark visions of the future, wherein the characters reveal their deepest desires and fears through surreal sequences of colors, shapes, and voices. The disturbing visual paired with the voiceline at 11:41 reminds me of these sequences from Evangelion.
15:05 ah yes. The Lovecraftian esque chicken based gravitational anomaly, that doubles as a high yield explosive device, which is able to convert matter into cheese! How delightful!
he clearly likes it!
Carson is the type of person that game devs should look for to test bugs.
What if Carson was a ghastly ghoulish apparition and the chat said “You always BOO this”
What if Carson was a wizard on the top of a secret mountain where he collects the hops from a valley and the chat went "You always brew this"
what if there was an image carson REALLY liked looking at and chat went "you always view this"
*Gets off hover craft, suddenly goes faster than light* YOU ALWAYS DO THISSSSSS
what if carson was a lie detector and chat went "you always true this"
You Always Do This!!
What if Carson was a cow tradie and chat went: 'you always moove this"
Bro could have been a bug tester and made millions
What if Carson was a lawyer and chat said "you always sue this"
What if Carson was factual in nature and chat went "You always true this"
This is one of the CallMeCarson videos ever.
What if Carson was a potion maker and chat said "You always brew this."
What if Carson was constipated and chat said “you always poo this”
What if Carson was a cobbler and chat went "you always shoe this"
What if Carson was artistic and chat went "You always drew this"
beautiful video. i havent watched it yet, but beautiful
What if carson was math and chat said "you always two this"
what if Carson was making a sauce and chat went "you always roux this"
He always does this
What if Carson had a sexy jawline and chat went: "you always mew this"
mmm yes, the outro is very smiling friendesque, a fine vintage
what if carson was a Fighter and chat said "you always Foo this"
Very handsome in the thumbnail! We’re all proud of you bud! Go get em’!
You causing this is a frequent occurrence
what if carson griefed p2w minecraft servers and chat said “you always dupe this”
He clearly does it!
this is one of many reasons why you are my fav streamer
classic barsion bing
You're just a playtester, crabson
so fucked up how gmod sucks the light out of his room at 11:00
11:20 is like when you forget to take your meds
Me forgetting to take my epilepsy pills
Actually impressive how often the specimen does this
What if Carson was an alchemist and chat said “you always brew this”
carson tearing reality and getting to the world border in a matter of seconds was the funniest shit
What if chat was a ghost and they said “you always boooo this!” 👻
No matter what game, he always finds a way to do this
The ending was my favorite you should make that every single ending of every video ever
5:08 wtf is that chat message
What if carson was a construction worker and chat said "you always screw this"
4:08 MADE IN HEAVEN
I can hear the fucking music lmao
Carson. But break game? Wow, I feel so vital….
What if Carson had diarrhea and chat said "You always poo this"
He actually has to be a game tester he would be great at it
What if chat was the dark and they said "we always hurt you!" ⚫
What if chat was day old meat and they said “you always stew this.”
Im pissing 😭
You always do this 🤣😀
If Carson was an artist, chat would go” you always drew this”
we need a clip compilation of every time quacks' screen turns a single color
What if chat had a lisp and they went "You alwayth do thith" ☹️
You always do this.
Who else but carson! 😂😂😂
What if Carson spat nothing but facts and chat said “you always true this”
what if carson visited a video rental store and chat went: "you always renew this"
He always does this 😂😂😂 good ol carskin, breaking game
When I'm in a breaking game contest and my opponents are Jameskii and Callmecarson
What if Carson was a SIGMA MALE and chat went: "you always mew this"