"We need more squares, theyre stable!" When he said this half of me died inside and the other half wanted to run to the other side of town to the engineering school and plaster the quote everywhere. (Engineering is my backup career after IT Networking and Security)
Eye in the Sky Understand freaking sarcasm I know people are assholes but don't just call people out when you don't know what the person is actually saying
Everytime i saw that one of the people i'm subbed too make a let's play of this i really couldn't care less but the moment i saw that you played it i knew that you were not just gonna build normal bridges and that you were gonna make it fun i must say that i was not dissapointed thanks for uploading another great video that makes me smile
If you liked that you should look up monotonetim polybridge. You can watch the highlight videos on Tim's channel or the entire stream on Scorpionsrock55's channel. He's pretty....creative with his bridges.
When I watch these when I have nothing to do I barely notice the intro. When I watch these when I have things to do, the intro makes me die a little inside.
I love when Dan says "Lovely Jovely" because when you have subitles on, it reads "knowledgeably site suspension suspension rights"... It's so much fun watching Dans videos with subtitles on because he talks so quickly :D
Whenever Dan plays a bridge building game, I always have to go back and watch his video where the boat crashes straight into the bridge, and the hydraulics drop the road off the bridge. It kills me every time XD
I've never really had much to do the with the fw series, but maybe it's time to watch it some more. Maybe it's time to ... build bridges ... with the series :D
Lurking Harris Never have I had such an attachment to a Blobfish. And that includes my dark era of 2013-2014 at seaworld. If anyone asks, I lost my penis in a blender, not a Stingray.
It would be great if there was a game that let you work out what to build instead of just being like "these are the bridges you can build, now guess which one you need to use for each level"
Rumble VIDS Dan clearly needs to ignore everything the Lego Movie taught him and ALWAYS FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS. It's when he tries to improvise that things go horribly wrong.
He Dan, one word. Stonehearth, city building with Cube World graphics. It's also really adorable to see your villagers building a house you designed block by block. It's a typical nerdcubed game I would say ;D
A CHALLENGE FOR OFFICIALNERDCUBED: in kerbal space program land successfully on another planet or moon WITHOUT the use of parachutes AND you are not allowed to put the different stages to go off at different times.
sagan foster Like, only allowed one set of engines? I think thats impossible without mods, using only one type of engines for in atmo, space, and landing would be so fuel inefficient it might just not work at all. If you mean just no staging, then yeah SSTOs are pretty cool and would make a good video.
Rowan Nagel not completely impossible, if you had enough fuel left then when you got close enough to the planet/moon then you could flip around reduce engine power and use your thrusters to slow your decent. It would be probably quite difficult but not completely impossible
I like how Dan says that he is too lazy to bother with the hydraulics, yet it takes him EVEN LONGER to build the bridge without hydraulics. NerdCubed, everyone.
This gave me an idea... Multiplayer bridge-builder. The cars try to get across, the builder tries to get them across. Kind of like transformice except with proper bridge-building controls and laws of physics that are not based around linking 30 anvils together to summon the capricious anvil god, and physics glitch fixes that are not stopping people from being able to link 30 anvils together to summon the capricious anvil god by just putting a limit on how many anvils can be linked.
3:57 YAAAAY! WE CAME FROM THE NETHER REALM, WE'RE FINALLY IN HAPPY TOWN! Oh my god wait, hang on, we're going back to the nether realm! AAAH! WE'RE BEING DELETE- My second favorite moment in Nerdcubed history.
Well, Dan, your creativity never ceases to amaze me! You always do things just that bit better than other UA-camrs. Keep up the good ... work? ... play?
Bridge building games have taught me that the secret of architecture is to look at the supports squinty-eyed and see if they look 3D and cube-like, if they do, it'll hold. If in doubt: Triangles. Extra hints: Top triangles > bottom triangles.
The bridge problem you mentioned around 3:45 is called the "7 bridges of Königsberg". The city is currently technically in Russia and called Kaliningrad, and sadly some of the bridges were destroyed :(
Everyone and their grandmas? :o My dead grandma told you to play this, dang she is dead and yet she heard of this game, some ALIVE people are brain dead. Props to grandma :D
I hereby declare the 16th of July as World Fat Granny Day or W.F.G.D! On W.F.G.D, everybody has to play Poly Bridge and make a bridge that can support at least one Fat Granny.
Who can say where the road goes? Where the day flows? Only time And who can say if your love grows As your heart chose? Only time Who can say why your heart sighs As your love flies? Only time And who can say why your heart cries When your love lies? Only time Who can say when the roads meet That love might be in your heart? And who can say when the day sleeps If the night keeps all your heart, Night keeps all your heart? Who can say if your love grows As your heart chose? Only time And who can say where the road goes? Where the day flows? Only time Who knows? Only time [2x]
Everyone have a great day! Nerd3 has inspired me to make my channel and I hope that he continues to inspire even more people. Everyone keep doing what you're doing. You'll get your dream one day :)
If you want to see which joint or beam broke, you need to switch "stress" on. You can do that by pressing on the word stress on the top of the screen next to speed.
That 5 bridge story is about a place that I cant remember the name of and there were 2 islands in a river with seven bridges connecting it all up, then the question is Can you go over all the bridges without having to go over one twice? And the answer to that is that its impossible. So the builders of this town/city place built an 8th bridge. And now you know.
What I thought when I saw this video before information clicked on it "It's just another bridge builder oh yeah Dan's the one playing this. This should be hilarious." And I was right on the last try for this vid I saw the suv headlights sink into the river
The best way to build a bridge is to build a bridge that is a good bridge and not a bridge that is bad at being a bridge.
"We need more squares, theyre stable!"
When he said this half of me died inside and the other half wanted to run to the other side of town to the engineering school and plaster the quote everywhere.
(Engineering is my backup career after IT Networking and Security)
Eye in the Sky Understand freaking sarcasm I know people are assholes but don't just call people out when you don't know what the person is actually saying
JOSH TURZILLO probably right
Felix Iris And then the bridge worked too... Is that when the rest of you died?
***** YES. Oh god it killed me dead
Felix Iris as opposed to killing you alive?
Everytime i saw that one of the people i'm subbed too make a let's play of this i really couldn't care less but the moment i saw that you played it i knew that you were not just gonna build normal bridges and that you were gonna make it fun i must say that i was not dissapointed thanks for uploading another great video that makes me smile
casper meewisse He's Dan, he never disappoints
If you liked that you should look up monotonetim polybridge. You can watch the highlight videos on Tim's channel or the entire stream on Scorpionsrock55's channel. He's pretty....creative with his bridges.
supersungal2 thanks i'll check it out
inferno oh shit i missed some words actually thanks for pointing that out
Daniel Giovanniello be formal his full name is Daniel Hardcastle
I can't ever watch one of these intros without being guilty of actually procrastinating by watchin one of these vids XD
When I watch these when I have nothing to do I barely notice the intro.
When I watch these when I have things to do, the intro makes me die a little inside.
OfficialZombieStrats oh my god we live the same life :O
OfficialZombieStrats So like me
LilCrusher121 Procrastinators, UNITE!
ScienceDiscoverer
YES! But can we do it later?
I love when Dan says "Lovely Jovely" because when you have subitles on, it reads "knowledgeably site suspension suspension rights"... It's so much fun watching Dans videos with subtitles on because he talks so quickly :D
16:20 I'm sorry Dan I had NO FAITH in your brilliant engineering... what did I lose in the bet? ;__;
Dah Magpie your life
Dah Magpie I said 'Maybe?'
Dah Magpie Holy*fuck* you replied fast.
ianthegreat88 I thought it bolded it if you did the * thing?
ianthegreat88 *fuck*
Whenever Dan plays a bridge building game, I always have to go back and watch his video where the boat crashes straight into the bridge, and the hydraulics drop the road off the bridge. It kills me every time XD
Bridge-Building GENRE?
Kongregate 2010 says hello.
Slypear Kongregate 2014/2015 says bye to Galaxy Life :(
Slimey345 Kongregate 2014/2015 says hello to idle.
Gordon Freeman
Kongregate 20145/2015 says hello to ERROR 404 Page Offline
Slimey345 Did something happen to Kongregate?
CSPLuvarr
A few games disappeared from the site, such as Galaxy Life and Fantasy Online. The ERROR 404 thing was just a joke xD
I've never really had much to do the with the fw series, but maybe it's time to watch it some more. Maybe it's time to ... build bridges ... with the series :D
Lurking Harris Never have I had such an attachment to a Blobfish. And that includes my dark era of 2013-2014 at seaworld. If anyone asks, I lost my penis in a blender, not a Stingray.
Lurking Harris Maybe you should... bridge the gap... between you and FW.
What does FW stand for?
The Dwarf Mage Fun With!
DX Certi oh god not seaworld O.O
Dan is just one of those guys who I can watch for hours, and laugh all the way through.
I'm glad Dan played this as i didn't know what the game was like. Thanks Dan!!!!
It would be great if there was a game that let you work out what to build instead of just being like "these are the bridges you can build, now guess which one you need to use for each level"
Dan please for the love of god never be involved in any building projects *ever*
***** Except maybe armadillo launchers.
He's not bad with Lego so maybe he could stick with Lego and minecraft
Rumble VIDS Dan clearly needs to ignore everything the Lego Movie taught him and ALWAYS FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS. It's when he tries to improvise that things go horribly wrong.
Rumble VIDS I think he meant real buildings/bridges/other things that are buildable!!
***** Hey! Hey!... Hey! The cars crossed. The cars...crossed!
Davy Jones gets a lot of shit to do whenever Dan plays bridge builders.
"But they'll be fine! Yee-"
*snap*
"Oop."
Oh, I remember seeing you from that M3RKMUS1C video.
That Musty Socks guy is an asshole.
Sips gave mee nightmares about this game...
BeepDerpify Bon Jovi gives the worst building advice
BeepDerpify Many dicks were lost during the livestream
He was worse than Dan when he was being serious....
BeepDerpify I've gone through a dozen dicks this week alone!
Oh god I've found my people. Other procrastinators that watch Sips.
NerdCubed plays Fantastic Contraction... please...
Ello mate, fancy seeing you here
"You're too far away, your mother misses you" Dan 2015
That hit home Dan...
One of my most favorite videos of yours, loved the humor style in this, keep up the good work :D
I've actually met one of the devs of this game online, and he's really sweet. I really love this game, and I'm so happy that Nerdcubed is playing it!
The 3rd time Nerd3 has played a bridge game… and I still love it
This was simultaneously one of the most frustrating and entertaining videos I've ever watched
"Why can I hear engineers sobbing?"
He Dan, one word. Stonehearth, city building with Cube World graphics. It's also really adorable to see your villagers building a house you designed block by block. It's a typical nerdcubed game I would say ;D
Dan, you've gone a *Bridge* too far this time.
George Jordan jesus fuck
George Jordan This idea completely lacked his viewers *support*
Build a bridge and get over it
George Jordan Chuggaaconroy, king of crappy puns, would be proud
Ethan Wood We can't Dan is project designer
If anyone is wondering about the bridge thing Dan was talking about around 3:10, they're the Bridges of Königsberg.
16:33 One lucky person watching this video just earned a lot of money
Ah, another nerdcubed video *sips tea*
Dan truly is a master of architectural design.
Imagine the chaos that happens in another timeline where Dan built bridges for a living
A CHALLENGE FOR OFFICIALNERDCUBED: in kerbal space program land successfully on another planet or moon WITHOUT the use of parachutes AND you are not allowed to put the different stages to go off at different times.
sagan foster Like, only allowed one set of engines? I think thats impossible without mods, using only one type of engines for in atmo, space, and landing would be so fuel inefficient it might just not work at all.
If you mean just no staging, then yeah SSTOs are pretty cool and would make a good video.
Rowan Nagel not completely impossible, if you had enough fuel left then when you got close enough to the planet/moon then you could flip around reduce engine power and use your thrusters to slow your decent. It would be probably quite difficult but not completely impossible
Rowan Nagel plus I never said that nerd3 couldn't use cheats
Step 1. Use hyper edit
Step 2. Profit
I was watching his bully completes yesterday and 3 years later he is still talking about Sasha which is amazing
I like how Dan says that he is too lazy to bother with the hydraulics, yet it takes him EVEN LONGER to build the bridge without hydraulics. NerdCubed, everyone.
Love the logo in the thumbnail. Looks great! :D
This gave me an idea... Multiplayer bridge-builder. The cars try to get across, the builder tries to get them across. Kind of like transformice except with proper bridge-building controls and laws of physics that are not based around linking 30 anvils together to summon the capricious anvil god, and physics glitch fixes that are not stopping people from being able to link 30 anvils together to summon the capricious anvil god by just putting a limit on how many anvils can be linked.
3:57
YAAAAY! WE CAME FROM THE NETHER REALM, WE'RE FINALLY IN HAPPY TOWN! Oh my god wait, hang on, we're going back to the nether realm! AAAH! WE'RE BEING DELETE-
My second favorite moment in Nerdcubed history.
3:26 you were thinking of Three Bridges. A train station and place in the near Gatwick area. If you want a delayed Southern service, go there.
OMG the logo in the thumbnail looks awesome!
Oh yeah the video was cool too...
Well, Dan, your creativity never ceases to amaze me!
You always do things just that bit better than other UA-camrs.
Keep up the good ... work? ... play?
Bridge building games have taught me that the secret of architecture is to look at the supports squinty-eyed and see if they look 3D and cube-like, if they do, it'll hold.
If in doubt: Triangles.
Extra hints: Top triangles > bottom triangles.
JesusGreenBL I smell illuminati
Dan Hardcastle...He is absolutely flawless in every way.
nerdcubed out of context: "im going to bring wood up from here to support you..."
FUCKING BRIDGES...yes I do love bridges.
The bridge problem you mentioned around 3:45 is called the "7 bridges of Königsberg". The city is currently technically in Russia and called Kaliningrad, and sadly some of the bridges were destroyed :(
12:00 thats you in little and cubed. Dan: Just come over here its totaly safe
I love Dan's old person references.
KEEP UP THE FANTASTIC WORK!!!!!
Everyone and their grandmas? :o My dead grandma told you to play this, dang she is dead and yet she heard of this game, some ALIVE people are brain dead. Props to grandma :D
All those wooden spider webs holding up ramps... well played
I hereby declare the 16th of July as World Fat Granny Day or W.F.G.D! On W.F.G.D, everybody has to play Poly Bridge and make a bridge that can support at least one Fat Granny.
"Oh, that bridge just collapsed infront of us. Time to drive over it."
This is so far the funniest go at this game Iv'e seen
Lol That Sound at 6:39 Made me Burst out Laughing Totally Liking This Vid
Who can say where the road goes? Where the day flows? Only time And who can say if your love grows As your heart chose? Only time Who can say why your heart sighs As your love flies? Only time And who can say why your heart cries When your love lies? Only time Who can say when the roads meet That love might be in your heart? And who can say when the day sleeps If the night keeps all your heart, Night keeps all your heart? Who can say if your love grows As your heart chose? Only time And who can say where the road goes? Where the day flows? Only time Who knows? Only time [2x]
Beautiful. :.)
PickleOfWonder thanks
Yay! For once I saw a video almost as soon as it came out!
Mini Metro Challenge:
Try to build a metro system that looks pretty and works and it's efficient.
Or Make One Identical To The British Underground...
Lukas Hendry which is neither
colin russell
The burn
Tien Huynh PICK ONE, DAMMIT!
I was hoping for a Worms World Party Remastered video :(
***** I was hoping for a hatfall video
***** I:|
Cause of Death: Dan building the bridge that collapsed under them and their family
21:46 that's the wood that he delivered in ETS 2. True story.
I've been waiting for when you where gonna play this :)
Everyone have a great day! Nerd3 has inspired me to make my channel and I hope that he continues to inspire even more people. Everyone keep doing what you're doing. You'll get your dream one day :)
Awesomecrunch Shaddaaaaaap I'm watchin a viiiiideoooooooo
Xephos Yeta I was only trying to be nice... Enjoy the video anyway :)
I finished the video
yur su laouhd
Your videos seem at pretty decent, so good luck in the future
Xephos Yeta :D
"How many houses are shaped like pyramids?" The ones that survived thousands of years.
Nerd plays... Besiege - your creations!
WE WANT THIS
Oh yes... I was just waiting for it
this is the only video of this game that I enjoyed
5:46 Dan: A perfect bridge! Me:THAT'S NOT A BRIDGE YOU GIT!!!!
Boats, bridges and trains. Brunel would be proud, or mortified.
If Dan was an architect, he isn't gonna get *a lot* of money.
That background music makes me want to watch the Creature Hub
5:14 Flawless in every way. DEATH
Dan's got wood in the latest instalment of FW! Tune in every day at 9!
Seeya there folks!
Note to self: Never ride on a bridge designed by Dan Hardcastle
Nerd³ Challenge: Make a bridge that breaks right after the car makes it to the other side.
"Look at houses, how many houses are shaped like pyramids?" ... Oh, I don't know.. Maybe if you GLANCED AT THEIR ROOFS?!
I'm not an engineer or anything but every time the bridge was flawed I knew that it was going to break
From here forth, the 16th of July will be known as Heavy Grandma Day
11:35 THE LIBYANS! RUN FOR IT MARTY!
this video=REFERENCES THAT ARE YEARS OLD
So many 1 way bridges Dan!! Haha so good
"You spelled ABBA wrong" That was a hidden little gem
Dan: "Wood, ive got wood for you..." 10:45
I swear Dan said truss me not trust me. Engineers get that joke.The kind of stuff Dan gets away with in these games amazes me.
If you want to see which joint or beam broke, you need to switch "stress" on. You can do that by pressing on the word stress on the top of the screen next to speed.
Watching you build bridges hurt my feelings.
7:16
Just listen.
I have nothing more to say.
That 5 bridge story is about a place that I cant remember the name of and there were 2 islands in a river with seven bridges connecting it all up, then the question is Can you go over all the bridges without having to go over one twice? And the answer to that is that its impossible. So the builders of this town/city place built an 8th bridge.
And now you know.
we need dan to design all of our bridges....
I love his Clarkson-esque "Yeees."
Give us cities Dan! We need it.
What I thought when I saw this video before information clicked on it
"It's just another bridge builder oh yeah Dan's the one playing this. This should be hilarious." And I was right on the last try for this vid I saw the suv headlights sink into the river
Watching a bridge sim was never this entertaining.
3:20
he was thinking of the seven bridges of Konisberg, i believe.
(didn't google it, just from previous knowledge! aww yissssssssss)
watching him build a bridge is like him literally making a rube Goldberg machine. Maximum effort to yield minimum results.
the way you use triangles to build everything kinda reminds me of world of goo... anybody else remember that amazing game?
Thanks for the awesome mystery video :D
Deadman its great right?
I laugh so much and it's not even a Nerd plays
This was the funniest video you have ever done xDDD. I couldn't stop laughing!
9:20 ... Dan thinks he's playing World Of Goo
Take one shot every time Dan says wood
I wanna see how many alchol comas can i cause
The answer to the "can you cross these five bridges without going over one of them twice" is no