Harry & Paul - American Tourists Go For Breakfast

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  • @MindbodyMedic
    @MindbodyMedic 2 роки тому +508

    Enfield is uncanny, look at the face / makeup and demeanor. What an incredible talent.

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 2 роки тому +8

      To be fair, the make up was probably done by a make up artist. They do brilliant things for comedy shows. I heard an interview with a make up artist on the radio who said one of her most interesting requests was when Bob Mortimer turned up one day asking to be made to look like a cauliflower so he could pretend to be Greg Wallace in a sketch.

    • @Tickity-Boo
      @Tickity-Boo 2 роки тому +1

      @@zacmumblethunder7466 😃 brilliant. Yeah he is a kind of knobbly unappetising cabbage.

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 2 роки тому +2

      @@Tickity-Boo I've never seen him as anything else ever since.

    • @andyc6542
      @andyc6542 2 роки тому +14

      What a guy..

    • @slobodanreka1088
      @slobodanreka1088 2 роки тому +6

      His wife was Magda's friend in the coffee shop, right?

  • @supertoyg
    @supertoyg 2 роки тому +100

    "HELLO! How are you today?"
    "... watchuwant"
    True to life and so funny

  • @thedragonbroke
    @thedragonbroke 2 роки тому +475

    As an American I'm crying laughing. One of my favorite Enfield bits I've seen

    • @ianmangham4570
      @ianmangham4570 Рік тому +4

      😅🤠🤟🙏🇬🇧❤🇺🇲

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 11 місяців тому +11

      Ever had the exciting Just Cheese Sandwich Breakfast Experience?

    • @aclark903
      @aclark903 6 місяців тому +1

      @@johngilmore697Normally for lunch in these parts. East of Ealing…

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 6 місяців тому +1

      @@aclark903 See you next week then? We'll have that pint. Go see my brother

    • @surfer-lc3nz
      @surfer-lc3nz 3 місяці тому

      @@johngilmore697 hahahaha

  • @jdw5061
    @jdw5061 2 роки тому +329

    Man: Good morning Junior
    Junior: *Exists*
    Man: Ha, what a guy.

    • @jimbobbby
      @jimbobbby Рік тому +9

      Wanna feel old? Junior is now senior 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

  • @mrkitewine7700
    @mrkitewine7700 10 місяців тому +53

    The “and a pork chop” gets me every time.

  • @mendocinobeano
    @mendocinobeano Рік тому +92

    Never seen this before, almost spat out my coffee. Absolute gold.

  • @moretoknowshow1887
    @moretoknowshow1887 2 роки тому +598

    As an American, I can honestly say i've met older folks like that in my own town ;)

    • @weejoy
      @weejoy 2 роки тому +11

      As an American I agree.

    • @tomekhoryzontalny9252
      @tomekhoryzontalny9252 2 роки тому

      Where they real pedo's fans? :D

    • @agaricsun
      @agaricsun 2 роки тому +8

      I bet you have

    • @HHM706
      @HHM706 2 роки тому +1

      @@agaricsun 😂😂😂😂

    • @Steve-gc5nt
      @Steve-gc5nt 2 роки тому +25

      Do you live in Badiddlyboing too?

  • @diamonddog4708
    @diamonddog4708 2 роки тому +253

    I met an exact replica of these two in NE Scotland the other week, asking for directions. They were from New England and they were lovely. Same clothes and glasses 😆

  • @diamonddog4708
    @diamonddog4708 2 роки тому +84

    The yellow rain jacket is spot on 😆

  • @JJBM60
    @JJBM60 3 роки тому +306

    The Tampon Bay Terrorists 😂😂

    • @georgecouch1762
      @georgecouch1762 Рік тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ytcensorhack1876
      @ytcensorhack1876 10 місяців тому

      Its a tough choice, do u cheer 4 the terrorists or the pedos

    • @SMacCuUladh
      @SMacCuUladh 8 місяців тому

      A team entirely composed of feminists.

  • @LeoDragon34
    @LeoDragon34 Рік тому +39

    First time I’ve seen it. Hilarious. Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse were a brilliantly talented duo that deserve more acclaim than they get.

    • @RDS_Armwrestling
      @RDS_Armwrestling Рік тому +2

      Their show(s) together were fantastic, I was lucky to have seen them on TV at the time, absolutely hilarious

  • @59jalex
    @59jalex 3 роки тому +92

    My favourite sketch of the American tourists.

  • @gwae48
    @gwae48 2 роки тому +54

    HILARIOUS AND SO ACCURATE. PURE GENIUS.

  • @as3cs3
    @as3cs3 6 місяців тому +16

    the Biddidlyboing Chipmunks 🤣🤣

  • @endeckerBM
    @endeckerBM 4 місяці тому +12

    The "Mincinatti Mincers" gets me every time!

    • @lostnomads2285
      @lostnomads2285 14 днів тому

      I used to cheerlead for the paedos… caught my attention.

  • @joslynanderson4681
    @joslynanderson4681 2 роки тому +154

    laughed myself right out of my straight jacket lol ,pure comedy genius .

  • @returntodreamcastle6810
    @returntodreamcastle6810 2 роки тому +49

    I haven't seen this in years. Still funny as hell.

  • @SyedIrshadMurtaza
    @SyedIrshadMurtaza 3 роки тому +73

    He: Hello how're you today..
    Waiter: What you want..? 😁
    As if he knew, this elderly doesn't have stop button😂😁

  • @yeahbuddy4712
    @yeahbuddy4712 2 роки тому +32

    the choice of clothing was sooo on point.. that yellow was perfect

  • @chrisnieto5547
    @chrisnieto5547 2 роки тому +79

    Harry is sooooo talented.

  • @bobbyhanly3466
    @bobbyhanly3466 Рік тому +12

    Kid was great too. Has the terror bit down pat.

  • @VickersDoorter
    @VickersDoorter Рік тому +16

    The Tampon Bay Terrorists - sublime.

  • @charaicommenternotalt
    @charaicommenternotalt 7 місяців тому +10

    It gets MORE funny for me the more I listen to it!

  • @thesoupdragon112
    @thesoupdragon112 2 роки тому +24

    Brilliant, I can't believe I haven't seen this before

  • @diamonddog4708
    @diamonddog4708 2 роки тому +27

    Paul Whitehouse's face to Simon Day after the guy says his order 😆

    • @peterdavies2960
      @peterdavies2960 Рік тому

      Colonel Deadshott from Professor Branestawm 😂

    • @jimbobbby
      @jimbobbby Рік тому

      Hahahahahaa yeah it basically says "this American tourist doesn't understand how to order breakfast in a BRITISH cafe in about 2009 or thereabouts why doesn't he just go back to America if he wants pancakes or like one of the many other cafes around London and the UK that do American style breakfasts why has he come here trying to influence our ways when so much of the rest of western culture has been dominated by American culture can't my son just read fourfourtwo and I as a British man drink my tea in peace without FOREIGN influence?" 😂😂😂😂 It's so spot on

  • @TheCrippledEgg
    @TheCrippledEgg 3 роки тому +93

    I laughed my ass off the first time I watched this.

    • @Unsung_Earth
      @Unsung_Earth 3 роки тому +7

      What a guuuuy😃

    • @MiniTheVinx
      @MiniTheVinx 2 роки тому

      The word is arse. Unless you're talking about your donkey.

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 Місяць тому

      That's fascinating. The internet thanks you for your contribution. 🏆

  • @peterbroad1772
    @peterbroad1772 Рік тому +120

    The genius of this sketch is the first impression is that it makes fun of the Americans. On further watching, it's actually the distance and coldness of the British. The clever part is when Enfield pauses and thinks for a moment at the indifferent reaction and still carries politely and positively. The look on his face here is perfect.

    • @mmmcfc9332
      @mmmcfc9332 8 місяців тому +38

      It is very much making fun of the American tourist stereotype and it hits the nail on the head but it’s also mocking us miserable brits’ lack of tolerance of anyone remotely happy or enthusiastic. It’s mocking a culture difference and it’ll never grow old

    • @raleghhowes2778
      @raleghhowes2778 5 місяців тому +10

      Exactly right. We've probably all met Americans like this in real life, especially the older generation, and they may not be the most worldly but on balance they are usually fantastic people.

    • @matthewmcgurk4282
      @matthewmcgurk4282 4 місяці тому +3

      Sorry. When you work and live in America you never see these happy people. They way the Brits are portrayed in this clip is exactly how Americans are

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 4 місяці тому +9

      @@matthewmcgurk4282 Maybe Americans cheer up when they come here.
      F knows why, though.

    • @nickstone1587
      @nickstone1587 Місяць тому +1

      @@zacmumblethunder7466 "F knows why, though" is a better summary of us than the sketch provides.

  • @nechirvanjawzal8173
    @nechirvanjawzal8173 Рік тому +11

    I have watched this more than a 100 times ... i always laugh as if it is the first time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @merson812
    @merson812 8 місяців тому +8

    The man is both an absolute genius and a legend.

  • @ChristineNewton-t9v
    @ChristineNewton-t9v 11 місяців тому +9

    Perfect impression of yank tourists

  • @MaskofFayt
    @MaskofFayt Рік тому +31

    I've served this exact couple multiple times everywhere I've worked. I bet this was also one of those cafes you have to order at the till which is why the owner was already fed up when he came over

    • @typower9
      @typower9 4 місяці тому

      Ordering at the till is a new thing. People were always served at their table before.

    • @RossKempOnYourMum01
      @RossKempOnYourMum01 3 місяці тому +2

      Ambiguous cafe ordering systems are a bug bear of mine. Do we wait to be seated? Have they seen us?

  • @y_ffordd
    @y_ffordd 2 роки тому +24

    Tears of laughter here, the greatest achievement of Hazzah and Paul.

  • @Fan45192
    @Fan45192 4 роки тому +51

    Good to see this one back on youtube again.

    • @jimbobbby
      @jimbobbby Рік тому

      I agree got taken down by leftists too many times imho

  • @dannycolverson6944
    @dannycolverson6944 5 місяців тому +8

    This is highly realistic.....it's a regular event for Brits anywhere touristy to just watch on in quiet horror as American tourists get on with whatever unintentionally obnoxious, yet completely incomprehensible thing they want to.

  • @donmaclean5443
    @donmaclean5443 2 роки тому +188

    I am Canadian and I will admit that I am as gregarious as many Americans. I do like their openness and friendliness.

    • @Jaffycake
      @Jaffycake 2 роки тому

      i hate people, im English. I want to be left alone and I don't care about your day.

    • @hori166
      @hori166 2 роки тому

      Many people in the rest of the world find American "friendliness" phony and offensive. That said, football hooligans are the UK's revenge on civility.

    • @John-ob7dh
      @John-ob7dh 2 роки тому +5

      @@Theblacksheep81 just be careful not to get in a road rage situation ( most have guns in their cars ) and the stupid stand your ground law.
      In July 2018, police say Michael Drejka fatally shot a man who shoved and knocked him to the ground in an argument over a parking space in Florida.
      Although critics say Drejka’s use of deadly force was uncalled for, the Pinellas County sheriff declined to arrest him, citing the state’s “stand your ground” law, which gave him immunity. The decision sparked outcry

    • @coak_roach9125
      @coak_roach9125 2 роки тому +16

      @@John-ob7dh cheers for that John

    • @xr6lad
      @xr6lad 2 роки тому +5

      No. They are not open. They are desperate to make ‘life long friends’ as if it’s a collection. It’s as if they think life really is like ‘Leave it to Beaver’

  • @haeleth7218
    @haeleth7218 Рік тому +8

    "The exciting 'just cheese sandwich' breakfast option" 😂😂😂

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 місяці тому

      "Thank you so much!"

  • @smnbee75
    @smnbee75 2 роки тому +165

    Harry even does Americans better than most Americans 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bernardbriant6699
    @bernardbriant6699 Рік тому +10

    Such an accurate depiction of USA travellers.

  • @CymInUA
    @CymInUA 2 роки тому +61

    'Many a truer word...' and all that. But I'll tell you what - a small group of us Brits hired Harleys and rode east to west coasts USA, from Florida to California, a few years back. We stopped at one motel in Shreveport, Louisiana and a railroad worker saw us parking up in the motel car park. He came over to us admiring the bikes and we struck up a conversation. He insisted on cooking us up a barbecue off the back of his truck and even bought us a few beers and we had a great chat with him. Proper Texan cowboy type, massive handlebar moustache and everything. We met many friendly Americans like that on the trip, which you wouldn't do in the UK. We all have our own stereotypes but I've always generally met good people in Americans, despite theirs.

    • @hemiolaguy
      @hemiolaguy Рік тому +9

      And yet, I have fond memories of traveling alone in Britain about 20 years ago. Even as a somewhat introverted guy, I remember having a good lengthy conversation with some English folks at a pub in Wareham in Dorset. Of course, I did not act like the couple in this sketch. Their clueless, über-extroverted style would scare me away, too! I know I find myself acting more English when I'm in England, more German when I'm in Germany, and so forth...

    • @Bosscat86
      @Bosscat86 2 місяці тому +4

      Similar experience as a Brit. Whether Texas, Nevada, Arizona etc found people open, friendly and kind.

  • @bluecat798
    @bluecat798 2 роки тому +25

    I am Canadian but came to this country as a baby so I see it from both sides. We in the UK must seem a frosty lot to our 'cousins across the sea'!

    • @wkt2506
      @wkt2506 2 роки тому +1

      Do you call yourself Canadian rather than British then? actual Q, I have a young family friend who is 10 in a similar situation

    • @bluecat798
      @bluecat798 2 роки тому +1

      @@wkt2506 Hi yes I am Canadian and call myself so.

  • @kenneth2656
    @kenneth2656 Рік тому +24

    Typical grumpy cafe proprietor you see in London cafes who haven't smiled in twenty years.

    • @oddities-whatnot
      @oddities-whatnot 5 місяців тому

      Yet his property would be worth a fortune now, enough to cheer him up im sure !

    • @johnm7267
      @johnm7267 4 місяці тому

      It’s the same with English landlords. The scene from that American holiday in Europe film in the hotel says it all. I rented a room in London and there were notes all over the place like switch the light off and close the door etc etc

    • @richgl31
      @richgl31 4 місяці тому +3

      Compared to Paris they are just amateurs 😂

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 4 місяці тому +6

      @richgl31 Paris is a favourite destination of single, middle aged Japanese women who have dedicated themselves to their careers. When their hormones start to go AWOL, they suddenly crave romance. So they use a chunk of their life savings to go to Paris in search of blossom trees, gentle love songs played on accordians and swarthy waiters who will kiss their hands and make them giggle girlishly.
      What they find are rude waiters and dog turds everywhere. At least once a month one of these love-lorn ladies has to be flown back to Japan in a state of shock.

    • @richgl31
      @richgl31 4 місяці тому +2

      @@zacmumblethunder7466 😂

  • @derin111
    @derin111 2 роки тому +12

    Paul’s face! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @traviscarlson6718
    @traviscarlson6718 2 роки тому +67

    This is why "SOME" Americans are Totally Weird to the point of being insane 🤣🤣🤣 but Its absolutely hilarious and Makes me smile what a great vid☺️

  • @adamwort7160
    @adamwort7160 2 роки тому +40

    The way he's cleaning that cup comedy genius

    • @nicholasroberts6954
      @nicholasroberts6954 2 роки тому +2

      There's comedy pedigree and provenance there mate . . . Refugee from the Fast Show and the earlier Police comedy show "The Good Guys".
      So many of these things come from observation of ordinary members of the public.

    • @jimbobbby
      @jimbobbby Рік тому

      @@nicholasroberts6954 no it doesn't I don't think

  • @fruroo9723
    @fruroo9723 5 місяців тому +2

    As a uk kid with american grandparents who come to visit fairly often… this is completely accurate

  • @1polly
    @1polly 4 роки тому +783

    Hilarious! Nailed the US openness and the British non-flexible attitude!

    • @Thursdaym2
      @Thursdaym2 3 роки тому +93

      Got that wrong. American insensibility. Didn't you notice the different nationalities present.

    • @silverkitty2503
      @silverkitty2503 3 роки тому +20

      @@Thursdaym2 Openess AND insensibility.... :) But yeah TOTALLY nailed it

    • @CARLIN4737
      @CARLIN4737 3 роки тому +2

      Absolutely

    • @TheCrippledEgg
      @TheCrippledEgg 3 роки тому +2

      I think it's a reference to the Washington Redskins.

    • @MiniTheVinx
      @MiniTheVinx 2 роки тому +12

      The word's inflexible.

  • @jumbo8996
    @jumbo8996 4 місяці тому +1

    This is brilliantly acted and outrageously funny. Could possibly be the funniest sketch of them all..

  • @jamiegreenwood4159
    @jamiegreenwood4159 4 роки тому +95

    Harry Enfield sounds exactly like John Wayne with his slow American accent 😂😂😂

    • @oscartravis5740
      @oscartravis5740 4 роки тому +10

      What a guy!

    • @jamiegreenwood4159
      @jamiegreenwood4159 3 роки тому +2

      Except he doesn't wear a stetson

    • @thedolphin5428
      @thedolphin5428 2 роки тому +5

      It's not just that Harry sounds like John Wayne ... it's that so many Americans sound like John Wayne. His mindset and talking style are so stereotypical of that nation. Hate it, hate them.

    • @sanchoodell6789
      @sanchoodell6789 2 роки тому

      I think he sounds more like Jackie Gleason.

    • @JLil
      @JLil 2 роки тому

      Everyone in America sounds exactly like this man, as well as John Wayne. We all say “third kotter” and talk about the “kotter-back.” Every. Single. One. Of. Us.

  • @jch2211
    @jch2211 2 роки тому +14

    Brilliant I am almost crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @paule8174
    @paule8174 2 роки тому +8

    What a guy!! Can’t stop Laughing!!

  • @GudieveNing
    @GudieveNing Рік тому +2

    Love the football club names. Hilarious!

  • @jzcovers
    @jzcovers 2 роки тому +49

    Love British humor. 😂

    • @slimofbonar1978
      @slimofbonar1978 2 роки тому +21

      Humour

    • @14caz68
      @14caz68 2 роки тому +2

      You’re welcome 👍 😉

    • @simonyeo3246
      @simonyeo3246 2 роки тому +2

      @@slimofbonar1978 Just a little bit pompous on your part perhaps?

    • @slimofbonar1978
      @slimofbonar1978 2 роки тому +1

      @@simonyeo3246 that's a matter of opinion 👌🏻

    • @jimbobbby
      @jimbobbby Рік тому +1

      Hoady you all I'm fram texarse

  • @richardikin
    @richardikin Рік тому +3

    Ive had to stop halfway through, absolutely pissing myself laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OldhamSteve52
    @OldhamSteve52 2 роки тому +8

    Laughed my bollocks off!!!

    • @craig1538
      @craig1538 Рік тому

      Me too. All three of them.

  • @TrimTrimmer
    @TrimTrimmer Рік тому +2

    How those random American names sound like they’re legit 😂. Biddly Bo Bonga Bong Tampon Bay Hormonals 😂 or whatever he said 😂

  • @chuckthebull
    @chuckthebull 2 роки тому +30

    Im american and this is the most accurate description of them

  • @djpeekay25
    @djpeekay25 Рік тому +4

    This reminds of when myself and my mate went to the World Cup in 2010 and we had to share a cab with an American Dad and his son to the England v USA match. The Dad was OTT, but didn’t understand football at all!

  • @spankrocketgaming294
    @spankrocketgaming294 2 роки тому +5

    The waiters attitude is basically every local fast food restaurant in Ireland as well. They just hate thier jobs haha

  • @as3cs3
    @as3cs3 6 місяців тому +5

    everyone is saying how good Enfield is but the woman is brilliant too. Don't know who she is but even the way she says _'is there anyone sitting here?'_ is spot-on

  • @kieranheathcote7655
    @kieranheathcote7655 3 роки тому +21

    This is hilarious.

  • @casmatori
    @casmatori Рік тому +4

    They both embody the characters so well! Enfield is like every old out-West Mormon grandpa you could ever imagine.

  • @DanzMcAbra
    @DanzMcAbra 3 роки тому +22

    "Shake it for the paedos!" My fucking sides 😂

  • @drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890
    @drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890 2 роки тому +9

    That last sentence killed me 💀💀💀

    • @jimbobbby
      @jimbobbby Рік тому

      As a doctor it is ironic that you couldn't cure yourself rip

  • @4exgold
    @4exgold 3 роки тому +38

    Baddidily Boing, OdaIdaho

    • @BuyOneGetOneFree
      @BuyOneGetOneFree 3 роки тому +10

      Population 9

    • @Sogeking995
      @Sogeking995 3 роки тому +2

      Honestly that’s how I feel about the names of Australian places.

    • @halfbakedproductions7887
      @halfbakedproductions7887 3 роки тому +3

      Or it's a directly copied Welsh or East Anglian placename because that's where some of the British migrants ended up. New England has shitloads of placenames taken directly from Norfolk, Suffolk, Essex and sometimes Yorkshire. Pennsylvania is full of Welsh stuff.

    • @halfbakedproductions7887
      @halfbakedproductions7887 3 роки тому +4

      @@Sogeking995 It's weird, those names aren't English but they're not really Aborigini either.
      Or in New Zealand it's faux-British mixed with Maori, for example you get Thomastown just up the road from Wauehitikianane

    • @philliplawler1297
      @philliplawler1297 4 місяці тому +2

      The point of the daft name is because most places American tourists mention are places a British person is almost unlikely to visit. So it just sounds like twaddle to us. Same if the boot was on the other foot "Hi, were from Tiddlyborough upon Whatsersheere!". I always find it funny when you ask an American tourist where they are from and they give you way to much information "Yeah, I'm from New York. Brooklyn. The upper east west lower side near the south side north park delicatessen. Right across the block from Papa Luigi's bagel shop. The one on Twelfth Street. Not eighty second Street.

  • @edinburgerben3216
    @edinburgerben3216 Рік тому +16

    'When I was a young man, I wanted to be a pedo'. I've been in stitches all week 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kryojenix
      @Kryojenix 9 місяців тому +5

      Actually it's interesting that they forgot to Americanise the spelling of "paedo" for the sketch!

  • @TheConorsmithusa
    @TheConorsmithusa 2 роки тому +19

    harry does a great american accent here

  • @khalidalali186
    @khalidalali186 Рік тому +4

    Gosh, I love Americans. They’re like this everywhere you run into them. France, Italy, Germany, Switzerland, the Netherlands.

    • @goodshipkaraboudjan
      @goodshipkaraboudjan Рік тому +1

      Well intentioned just too much. Where I live in Australia it's a popular cruise ship stop over and people just sigh when they show up on the old dirty P&O boats.

    • @marksmith4892
      @marksmith4892 3 місяці тому +1

      @@goodshipkaraboudjan I can understand how we could be overbearing in a society that tends to stay to themselves a lot more. I once engaged in a 2-hour long conversation with a customer service representative at an insurance company discussing philosophy alternative medicine and politics LOL but the irony is i got contacts to numerous health treatments and better sources of nutrition that proved effective as a result of that. We network and exchange information, it's the American way. :D

  • @Haydoss11
    @Haydoss11 3 роки тому +12

    The ending is well funny 😂😂

  • @SISU889
    @SISU889 2 роки тому +4

    Why are we starved of this great comedy and others like it !

    • @jamesfrench7299
      @jamesfrench7299 2 роки тому

      @@BigDturpin vermin in other words. So the noughties and a bit of the tens was the last era of good sketch comedy?

    • @SISU889
      @SISU889 2 роки тому +2

      @@BigDturpin Yes agree entirely, but how does Ricky Gervais get away with it ?

  • @isaywhatilikeandilikewhati1117

    I spent a few years in the south of the USA and frequented a very pleasant restaurant chain through the southern states known as Cracker Barrel. Of course take out the rude words and this was what conversation was!

    • @ericconnor8419
      @ericconnor8419 Рік тому

      As an Englishman the only fact I know about Cracker Barrel is that they fired Brad's wife.

  • @malcolmclements9254
    @malcolmclements9254 Рік тому +4

    I used to deal in Blackjack in the Bahamas and we had a lot of British dealers and American tourists, the conversation of a couple of yanks went like this : " Honey I'm coming over to play on your table, that dealer said I had wanker disease, I know what a wanker is I've been to London" his wife replies:" Oh dear honey, is there something you can get for it from the Doctor?" I knew the dealer who called him that, not the sort to mince his words if someone upset him.

  • @paule8174
    @paule8174 2 роки тому +3

    What a guy!!! So blinking funny!!

  • @tonyyero7231
    @tonyyero7231 2 роки тому +21

    As an American 🇺🇸 this was hilarious! I love the way we are friendly and just happy by nature. I wish folks around the world would lighten-up a bit and see their lives less miserable. Many stereotypes are true on both sides of the pond. I do not find this at all offensive, just like I expect Brits 🇬🇧 to not be offended when we make fun of their quirks and ways.

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 2 роки тому +5

      Well said..... We all have "our quirks and ways"....Makes the planet so much more less boring...as it would be if we all shared the same traits and mannerisms. 👍

  • @Youberc
    @Youberc Місяць тому

    Oh lord. I watched this several times. But it was not until now that I actually realised what they were shouting. Oh dear, oh dear 😂

  • @hafstrat
    @hafstrat 2 роки тому +3

    Met these two in our hotel in Rome once. LOUD.

  • @Cremefreeeesh
    @Cremefreeeesh Рік тому +2

    Randomly came across this and watched it, and that is The Ritz restaurant in Chiswick 😅

  • @JohnnyRebKy
    @JohnnyRebKy 3 роки тому +72

    Oh boy they would hate me lol 😂. I’m from the south where people are really open and friendly . Plus my accent sounds like a hillbilly. I may have to visit sometime 👍

    • @keinpietz7697
      @keinpietz7697 2 роки тому +18

      "where people are really open and friendly"
      obnoxious and loud more like

    • @seantoner7392
      @seantoner7392 2 роки тому +16

      @@keinpietz7697 The funny thing is, that's the exact stereotype many Europeans have of the English

    • @keinpietz7697
      @keinpietz7697 2 роки тому +1

      @@seantoner7392 that's true

    • @ReachForTheSky
      @ReachForTheSky 2 роки тому +13

      @@seantoner7392 A certain type of English tourists certainly, the type that go on cheap package holidays and get wasted on cheap beer. I'm a Brit and they act much the same when they're here

    • @keithrose6931
      @keithrose6931 2 роки тому +5

      You'll be welcome anytime !

  • @Richard-fv7rq
    @Richard-fv7rq 2 роки тому +2

    Ritz restaurant in Chiswick? Had many a great breakfast in there LOL.

  • @manosparavida3551
    @manosparavida3551 2 роки тому +8

    I'm surprised that Enfield's not had to make an apology for this sketch......yet.

    • @craig1538
      @craig1538 Рік тому

      Yeah. That wouldn't surprise me at all luv.

  • @icelern2123
    @icelern2123 3 роки тому +70

    America, please never stop being America

    • @MiniTheVinx
      @MiniTheVinx 2 роки тому

      I dunno. They could do with stopping the school shootings.

    • @richardarmed4847
      @richardarmed4847 2 роки тому +7

      Agreed!
      We Brits need something to laugh at!

    • @Jack-bs6zb
      @Jack-bs6zb 2 роки тому +2

      They HAVE changed, at least in the White House and MSM. They’ve gone from patriotic conservative to neo-communist.

    • @MrGoldie1976
      @MrGoldie1976 2 роки тому

      Fuck Yeah!

    • @danielc1241
      @danielc1241 2 роки тому +11

      @@Jack-bs6zb There are no communists in the White House. Both republican and democrat parties are right wing, you wouldn’t know real left wing.

  • @guavaB52
    @guavaB52 Рік тому +3

    I'm in an American here in Suffolk, and I'm still half like this, with the hey, how ya doin, and the cheerfulness.
    Am I missing something with the Paedo thing?

    • @mysteriousstranger6857
      @mysteriousstranger6857 Рік тому +5

      I think it's just making fun of how random some of the American sports teams are named. The Nuggets and the Redskins comes to mind.

    • @AlexisMoore-nx6wf
      @AlexisMoore-nx6wf 5 місяців тому +2

      Also I think it’s a play on how certain words on one side of the pond means a totally different thing on the other. Like US phrase “fanny pack” and UK’s word “fag”.

  • @dhollsynthmusic
    @dhollsynthmusic Рік тому +2

    I work in IT Support and we just recently took on US clients. They literally open their calls with "Hi, how are you?" and I respond with a slightly more polite version of "what do you want?"

  • @Larry
    @Larry 4 роки тому +114

    they spelled and pronounced paedo the british way, not the american!

    • @farrington4918
      @farrington4918 4 роки тому +8

      They should bring back Harry and Paul.

    • @robt4976
      @robt4976 4 роки тому +6

      Always good when i see Larry in the same comment section.

    • @4exgold
      @4exgold 3 роки тому +1

      fast learners

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 3 роки тому +18

      I think that's the joke.
      "Paedo" might sound innocuous to them.

    • @burnzy3210
      @burnzy3210 3 роки тому

      haha you're the funny english guy from oneyplays

  • @BachsRides
    @BachsRides 18 днів тому +1

    This is so true. Had some Texans do this to us at a B&B once, plenty of other seats but they sat at our table and started talking about gender politics.

  • @chernobylcoleslaw6698
    @chernobylcoleslaw6698 Рік тому +4

    I'm Australian - every American I've met has been lovely!

  • @nicholasroberts6954
    @nicholasroberts6954 2 роки тому +20

    Enfield' s grand homme de bonne famile, American style, and Whitehouse's expression of incomprehension and mild terror at the mere mention of the word Paedo . . . Clutching the kid . . .just shows you what 2,600 miles of water and a different emphasis by the red-top press can do ! Smooth-as-silk sketch.

    • @jiji1946
      @jiji1946 2 роки тому

      " red-top press ". never come across that phrase before. guessed it's meaning but looked it up anyway, just to check. thanx Nicholas for furthering my education. (⌒▽⌒)

  • @handywoman840
    @handywoman840 Рік тому +5

    I've found amy americans anroad to be universally kind polite and super appreciative

    • @SongBillong
      @SongBillong Рік тому +3

      Regardless, wherever they are, they're always too bloody loud

    • @Budhudnut-ol2yc
      @Budhudnut-ol2yc 9 місяців тому

      @handywoman840 They've become aware their country has a bit of a reputation.

  • @Chris-lz1fs
    @Chris-lz1fs 2 роки тому +2

    I used to watch Harry Enfield years ago on the TV but for the life of me, I can't remember this at all!

    • @leeroy265
      @leeroy265 2 роки тому

      It's from the Harrie & Paul sketch show.

  • @misfit2022
    @misfit2022 Рік тому +5

    Hilarious and great cast Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse, Alice Lowe and Simon Day. The BBC don’t make comedy like this anymore.

  • @deedrabbit
    @deedrabbit 2 роки тому +39

    They should have this cheerleader at every Royal family event.

    • @averageperson8882
      @averageperson8882 2 роки тому +3

      Prince Andrew can be on top of the pyramid.

    • @millwallholdings
      @millwallholdings 2 роки тому +2

      @@averageperson8882 Yeah with the other one Joe sniff sniff

    • @deedrabbit
      @deedrabbit 2 роки тому +1

      @@millwallholdings who?

    • @remoobko8440
      @remoobko8440 2 роки тому +3

      @@deedrabbit He's talking about President Alzheimer. I guess you're just as unaware as joe.

    • @deedrabbit
      @deedrabbit 2 роки тому

      @@remoobko8440 Who's that?

  • @craigmcvay1
    @craigmcvay1 4 роки тому +14

    Listing all things American over easy, hash browns pancakes.

  • @maryoleary5044
    @maryoleary5044 8 місяців тому +4

    Anyone who worked/lived in the West End appreciated Americans!
    Decently mannered, educated about where they are visiting and appreciate and love the UK! 🇺🇲🇬🇧

  • @theemperorofboxingtruth3745
    @theemperorofboxingtruth3745 2 роки тому +52

    Makes me proud to be British!! Lol “what do you want?!” So accurate!!

    • @jimbobbby
      @jimbobbby Рік тому +1

      Hahahahahahha yes!!!!!! What do you want makes ME proud to be British too! 😂😂😂😂

    • @FrederickPurcell-py7bx
      @FrederickPurcell-py7bx Рік тому

      @@jimbobbby Im suprised those Yanks didnt get the shit kicked out of them

  • @rt16
    @rt16 2 роки тому +23

    These people are the reason why I go hiking at 5 in the morning.

    • @leeroy265
      @leeroy265 2 роки тому +1

      To bury your bodies?

    • @rt16
      @rt16 2 роки тому

      @@leeroy265 lmao
      Only when it comes to that. :P

  • @leoseries
    @leoseries Рік тому +6

    Hundreds of comments to read below but if you take out the ones pointing out that the Americans would not spell out paedo with an A then it can be cut down to around fifty.

  • @simonyj
    @simonyj 2 роки тому +42

    I love it how, when ordering food, Americans can go from 0 to 100 in a splt second.

    • @SDRockman
      @SDRockman 2 роки тому

      I'm sure when you were in a different country you ordered more than normal to try and get a taste of as many things as you could.
      Why not? You are most likely not going to return to the same country, so why not try as many things as you can while you are there?

    • @AndinoKiwi
      @AndinoKiwi 2 роки тому +17

      @@SDRockman But the guy is ordering what he would normally order in the US, not what he could order in the country he's visiting.

    • @SDRockman
      @SDRockman 2 роки тому +3

      @@AndinoKiwi Oh aye. Good point.

    • @ChocolateClocks
      @ChocolateClocks 2 роки тому +2

      @@SDRockman They don’t have just cheese sandwiches in the United States?

    • @jimbobbby
      @jimbobbby Рік тому

      I have no idea what you're talking about but I'm sure it's true

  • @jamesavalos4555
    @jamesavalos4555 4 місяці тому

    That is effing classic 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DaveInBridport
    @DaveInBridport 2 роки тому +4

    Just brilliant

  • @alanphysio
    @alanphysio 2 роки тому +2

    The names of the teams! 😂😂

  • @TheErraticCollector
    @TheErraticCollector Рік тому +8

    I work in a shop in a tourist area of England. The other quirk of American tourists is their habit of losing things. They are so bothered about being 'in the moment' that they walk out leaving passports, bags of shopping, piles of cash and credit cards, umbrellas (they don't get the concept of a brolly), coats, scarves, hats. I've lost track of the times I've had to chase them down the street to return their property.